#I might change the name tho idk
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dumbfucksystem · 3 months ago
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thinking about mafia shen family au. the system is fucking around with shen qingqius life again and is like yk what if ur not gonna tell your husband anything about yourself then ill force you to. have fun! :D
sqq doesn’t even have the time to think 'wtfff??' before Everything Happens. shen yuan’s soul gets shoved back into his original body just moments before he dies. in this version of the au he was choking on food, so he gets the lovely experience of having his airflow blocked again! lucky for him, the system dragged binghe along for the ride so he is saved before he dies again.
this route for mafia au means that the shen family never had to grieve shen yuan. im not sure how the Family reacts to their a-yuan suddenly having a very strong and intimidating significant other (boyfriend? husband?!??? wdym he got married without telling us!?!?) all of a sudden. does shen yuan come out to his family?? no, but also yes, but also not really. they knew he wasn't straight this entire time, so its more like they are coming out to him instead of the other way around. god knows they have bigger skeletons in their closets, they don't care if a twink is in there too.
there is less angst here, and it mostly centers around the comedic factor of shen yuan showing binghe around his house only for them to "stumble upon" an entire closet filled with guns..!?! shen yuan is just standing there in complete horror as binghe grabs a whole ass ar-15!?!?? hes looking at him with the most innocent eyes asking him what this strange metal object is. jesus fucking christ. his white lotus is holding a gun and now he has to explain gun control policies while his brain is leaking out of his ears. he opens his mouth right before an alarm starts blaring everywhere. he’s saved by the bell! except not really, because now six members of his Family are surrounding them and pointing several guns at binghe!!!!! what the actual fuck is going on here!!!!!! this is not how the 'meet the parents' arc is supposed to go!!
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pup-pee · 4 months ago
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she red on my stoner until the red sun never sets IT NEVER SETS I AHVENT SLEPT
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employee052 · 9 months ago
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this is your reminder to make ur cringy n self indulgent art bc cringe is dead and you gotta live life (I say, despite the fact i still feel a bit cringe but im being so brave abt it)
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lettin myself post n do more art for myself so apologies for the more selfshippy art than usual
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tblsomedoodles · 7 months ago
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Villain-Fearmonger (oc)
Every so often i redesign some ocs in this silly little farmer story.
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this is Habots/Fearmonger. They're a big city villain that accidentally gets displaced (teleported?) onto the farm and now doesn't really want to leave.
IDK what to say about this other than it's an odd little story that takes place in a superhero/villain world but the whole thing takes place on a farm where everyone is trying to escape/avoid hero/villain stuff.
I'll probably post more. I've got some other characters for this, including Eric (who I have posted before) and is the owner of the farm.
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a-lonely-dunedain · 23 days ago
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me: *casually writing in Elbryn's journal about killing some Thalmor on the road*
Elbryn: hey wanna know about my Thalmor related trauma I just decided I had this whole time?
me: I swear if it's a dead brother AGAIN-
Elbryn: .........
me: ...............
Elbryn: ...........it's a sister, actually
me: RIGHT BECAUSE THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER
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roseverdict · 6 months ago
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the torment nexus (collision of fixations) is going great
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bumpscosity · 6 months ago
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love the new jar apparel for Foxglove. "put your cash in the jar and watch it maaaaaagically dissappearrrrrrr"
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ferberus-skull · 1 year ago
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my auraboas 👍
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thatmintleaf · 2 months ago
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Idk redraw of my Arcana Mc from 2019-
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wiretism · 1 year ago
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old pokemon oc from uhhh July i think? Her name's Hazard i made him back before I got into fnaf teehee
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outlandish-dreamer · 7 months ago
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revamping my blog up a lil bit, it's been a minute
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spock-adoodledoo · 4 months ago
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oh my god i just finished the dark forest finally. 7/10 i suppose, i went through the first half or so of the book being really annoyed by luo ji but also enjoying the chapters where he shows up because unfortunately he was entertaining. still don't understand the imaginary girlfriend thing, it just feels like he needs someone to protect from the world which like ??? ok sure i guess, it just rubs me the wrong way personally. for the second half and especially the end i became luo ji's number one defender it's fine. for the rest, holy crap—the droplet, the microcosm of the universe on those runaway ships, the wallfacer project, luo ji drawing from rey diaz's plan, the attitude of the world towards him, the entire theory... wow
#i dont even know my brain's exploding#i don't think it's an incredibly great plot per se but it's enough to keep me interested and the concepts are interesting and thats enough#again shi qiang the mandatory emotional support. i was so touched when he said goodbye to luo ji even tho it was just a false alarm#also dongfang yanxu (btw her name??? homophone for 'the east lives on'??) and those two other captains using just their eyes to#communicate just like zhuang yan imagined... ough and then all that destruction#三体#tbh was reminded of the trisolarians when zhang beihai started waxing on about the new morals the new humanity might have#make judgements without feeling and yet it killed him in the end#generally the moment luo ji wakes up and is almost killed 6 times (kind of funny tbh) shit literally just kept happening#also @ great depression 2. like the great ravine or smth? idk it felt close to cultural rev 2. greenpeace as a 人奸 organization💀💀💀💀💀💀#the aesthetics of trisolarians are great tho. first the droplet then the giant signaling device they send#so beautiful its something humans can't even imagine is a nice description. reminds me illogically of eschers art#王明军 the audiobook reader needs like 10 million awards actually. i feel like i didn't really think abt it when listening to book 1#but his voice and narration is really good he reads with feeling which is incredible for when i dont want to keep reading#my post#i was very touched at the end tho he really said i'll become an alcoholic#the wallfacer project and its tolls on the saviors of the world or something#also a surprising amount of christianity references i feel#idk tho#three body problem#main gripes were that the switching of perspectives bored me lol the three retired old grandpas were alright#but i was bored out of my mind at zhang beihai's pov before shit started going down sorry dude#it annoys me how grandpas + chang weisi and all those other people kind of just get written out but i suppose this is not the target f#for science fiction anyways??
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iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 6 months ago
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earlier i was joking abt names my mother could have named us that fit w the naming scheme that were better than what we got stuck with and i said one as a joke but tbh it kinda fucks hard and i kinda fw it....
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kerosene-saint · 6 months ago
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what if I wrote AU comic of the fab four in high school and like party poison is a prophet.....
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ningningkittie · 7 months ago
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thinkin abt changing my name but cant decide.....
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meat-pvppet · 2 years ago
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Tryna find a new design for Tarro's cloak
Ill also rename him cuz yeag but ill keep calling him tarro until then
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