#I might change the name tho idk

[dumbfucksystem]

thinking about mafia shen family au. the system is fucking around with shen qingqius life again and is like yk what if ur not gonna tell your husband anything about yourself then ill force you to. have fun! :D

sqq doesn’t even have the time to think 'wtfff??' before Everything Happens. shen yuan’s soul gets shoved back into his original body just moments before he dies. in this version of the au he was choking on food, so he gets the lovely experience of having his airflow blocked again! lucky for him, the system dragged binghe along for the ride so he is saved before he dies again.

this route for mafia au means that the shen family never had to grieve shen yuan. im not sure how the Family reacts to their a-yuan suddenly having a very strong and intimidating significant other (boyfriend? husband?!??? wdym he got married without telling us!?!?) all of a sudden. does shen yuan come out to his family?? no, but also yes, but also not really. they knew he wasn't straight this entire time, so its more like they are coming out to him instead of the other way around. god knows they have bigger skeletons in their closets, they don't care if a twink is in there too.

there is less angst here, and it mostly centers around the comedic factor of shen yuan showing binghe around his house only for them to "stumble upon" an entire closet filled with guns..!?! shen yuan is just standing there in complete horror as binghe grabs a whole ass ar-15!?!?? hes looking at him with the most innocent eyes asking him what this strange metal object is. jesus fucking christ. his white lotus is holding a gun and now he has to explain gun control policies while his brain is leaking out of his ears. he opens his mouth right before an alarm starts blaring everywhere. he’s saved by the bell! except not really, because now six members of his Family are surrounding them and pointing several guns at binghe!!!!! what the actual fuck is going on here!!!!!! this is not how the 'meet the parents' arc is supposed to go!!

[pup-pee]

she red on my stoner until the red sun never sets IT NEVER SETS I AHVENT SLEPT

[employee052]

this is your reminder to make ur cringy n self indulgent art bc cringe is dead and you gotta live life (I say, despite the fact i still feel a bit cringe but im being so brave abt it)

lettin myself post n do more art for myself so apologies for the more selfshippy art than usual

[artsycooky13]

wanted to draw some hermits since i was binge watching a couple episodes here and there- first time drawing them seriously with my own design

[dood-itsradical]

I genuinely forgot that I made neuvifuri fanchild back around the same time I made archons x diamond au ahh

So anyway he <3

[tblsomedoodles]

Villain-Fearmonger (oc)

Every so often i redesign some ocs in this silly little farmer story.

this is Habots/Fearmonger. They're a big city villain that accidentally gets displaced (teleported?) onto the farm and now doesn't really want to leave.

IDK what to say about this other than it's an odd little story that takes place in a superhero/villain world but the whole thing takes place on a farm where everyone is trying to escape/avoid hero/villain stuff.

I'll probably post more. I've got some other characters for this, including Eric (who I have posted before) and is the owner of the farm.

[roseverdict]

the torment nexus (collision of fixations) is going great

[inamagicalhallucination]

i dont get when ppl say "atsushi would be horrified" at something thats probably just another tuesday for him

[bumpscosity]

love the new jar apparel for Foxglove. "put your cash in the jar and watch it maaaaaagically dissappearrrrrrr"

[ferberus-skull]

my auraboas 👍

[hearts401]

old pokemon oc from uhhh July i think? Her name's Hazard i made him back before I got into fnaf teehee

[overcaffeinated-aro]

I got an email from my grandpa today and all the draft responses I’ve been working on in my head sound like an 18th century letter that’s going to have to travel for months to reach him.

pandemic year 5 really has me feeling like me and a very small handful of people I know are living on an entirely different plane of existence than everyone else

[outlandish-dreamer]

revamping my blog up a lil bit, it's been a minute

[scaredstupid]

v.bros sona concept.....yea ^_^

(REBLOGS appreciated! i love reading tags! <3)

[spock-adoodledoo]

oh my god i just finished the dark forest finally. 7/10 i suppose, i went through the first half or so of the book being really annoyed by luo ji but also enjoying the chapters where he shows up because unfortunately he was entertaining. still don't understand the imaginary girlfriend thing, it just feels like he needs someone to protect from the world which like ??? ok sure i guess, it just rubs me the wrong way personally. for the second half and especially the end i became luo ji's number one defender it's fine. for the rest, holy crap—the droplet, the microcosm of the universe on those runaway ships, the wallfacer project, luo ji drawing from rey diaz's plan, the attitude of the world towards him, the entire theory... wow

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

earlier i was joking abt names my mother could have named us that fit w the naming scheme that were better than what we got stuck with and i said one as a joke but tbh it kinda fucks hard and i kinda fw it....