#I mean it's not but it is lol
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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jinx and isha visit a walmart
#arcane#league of legends#art tag#real ones know ive used this meme before. in a league setting too#and now u do not shhhh#ANYWAYS! what more can i say#i love isha. i love isha and jinx maybe perhaps maybe the season kinda ended with 2 episodes of act 2 i mean what#haha what#i hope... idk what i can hope i was like in despair the week i finished act 2 HAHAHA#:( love them sm#jinx#jinx arcane#lol#jinx league of legends#isha#isha arcane#isha fanart#lol fanart#arcane fanart#jinx and isha#arcane isha#arcane jinx#DAMN WHAT MORE CAN I ADD#stupids
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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
#vivid flashbacks to being 19 and going on scarleteen like 'help what's a clitoris'#anyway society (by which i mean repressed evangelical white brits lol) really marked a whole area of anatomy as off limits huh#and the modern advertising friendly internet does not counteract it
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x05 - “Blisters and Bedrock”
#how many times have i been meaning to gif something else and then i get distracted by vi??? hmmm well thats too many times lol#arcane#arcaneedit#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#vi#league of legends#vi arcane#arcane vi#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane s2#type: gif#media: arcane#s2 ep5
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#i’ve been thinking abt that cringe post#i think the latent feelings behind ‘cringe’ are shame and sometimes envy/bitterness#same vibes as when six year olds say ‘those toys are for babies’ if they’ve been shamed for their age by older kids#anyway. i think part of the healing process is realizing that shame puts you at war with yourself bc part of yourself is a social being!#and that part of you wants community and acceptance (maybe love). shame is the absence of acceptance#unlearning shame means learning self-love and gaining the confidence to find your people#jerma#cw jerma#(someone asked me to tag lol)
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i like the headcanon of swansea serving, so here's a little thing!! i was gonna design his wife....then didn't. maybe next time.
(i suppose this is an AU where everything is fine and the crew gets home!)
#mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing art#mouthwashing fanart#comic art#doodle#silly little guy#daisuke isnt tryna be mean i swear#i thought it was kinda in character bc of that scene where he calls swansea big and then is like oh but thats not bad lol uhhh my grandpa#was HUGEEEE#hskfjssk this kid istfg...
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momlita
#transformers one#transformers#elita one#jazz transformers#b 127#bumblebee#i seriously love elita so much#shes so mean and angry all the time and its so justified and shes so funny#i think bee and elita might be my faves atp...#im so obsessed with her shes so funny#her and her stupid freaking son that she hates UAAUGH#hes so annoying but he thinks shes so cool and looks up to her so much and shed be lying if she said it didnt make her feel good LOL
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learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.
#people will fr go ''god im such an ugly loser LOL i suck at everything i do and i should just kms“#and then go “why does no one want to be around me”#maybe because your attitude sucks. maybe because i said 'those mean things you say about yourself arent true'#and you spent five minutes arguing with me about how im wrong.#00
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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#tumblr polls#random polls#poll time#i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS#so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames#i just picked random words i like LMAO#serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny
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Roronoa Zoro
#it's quite funny how I drew this right after my previous drawing (of sanji and chopper)#I mean - the vibe is so different LOL#anyway I tried smth new vibe wise and it actually turned out nice#this one wasn't initially on the planning but I scrolled through my saved ref and just had to#tw blood#one piece#roronoa zoro#op fanart#o0kawaii0o
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Dick: Dami. Damian no. Do not add a garrote to your costume—
#Because I refuse to believe those ribbons are just for aesthetics lol#I mean they do look nice but#my boy is practical#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#batfamily#dc fanart#violetdoodles
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yeah sorry your princess came back wrong :(
#totk spoilers#totk#tears of the kingdom#zelda#princess zelda#loz totk#legend of zelda tears of the kingdom#tloz totk#procreate#koob art#digital art#by 'wrong' i mean 'sick as fuck' btw. i <3 monster girls#i know this concept has definitely been done already but im throwing my hat into the ring lol#1k#2k
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i already have tumblr premium. i have cool mutuals <3
#i had turned off reblogs but i just realized i can just mute the notifs#reblog away everybody! the meanness has left my body lol
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Dr. Ratio vs. Warp Trotter
#hsr#honkai star rail#dr ratio#warp trotter#march 7th#dan heng#stelle#trailblazer#I mean who can resist lol
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origins wade definitely had a crush on logan like look at this b why is he giving him bedroom eyes
#i mean i get it honestly#but didn't they just meet#he wanted logan so bad lol#in every universe#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool#wolverine#x men origins: wolverine#wade wilson#james howlett#logan howlett
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