#I mean it’s literally uncanny
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Can anyone please tell me why that fucking robot doll Megan literally just looks like Elizabeth Olson/the Olson twins
#I mean am I wrong though#I’m pretty sure that’s what the look was based on#i’m not wrong#I’m not wrong right?#I mean it’s literally uncanny#elizabeth olsen#wandavision#marvel#full house#Megan#scary movies#scary stuff#scary#the olsen twins#mary kate and ashley#Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
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When ppl will create a "curvy" girl character and get pretty much the whole body's proportions right, obviously they're putting emphasis on bust/hips but it seems like it's being executed well--- except that they completely, fully, and deliberately, skip the stomach entirely. Just nothin there. Not even a whisper. I'm like. Just sack up, make it make sense and be honest with yourself by making it official and say it's canon that they got a tummy tuck. You cowardly ass, yellow bellied, wet brained, upside-down dog mouthed dirty bitch.
#it'll look so uncanny bc it'll be like oh this more or less looks like it could be a body type I've seen on a real pers--- oh wait#you TOTALLY flattened the stomach for like no goddamn reason and you still want points for making her curvy. pass.#if ppl clown on this post I will not hesitate to turn off rbs and call a bomb threat to your house#sergle.txt#do you know what I mean though. like actually#you want EVERY aspect of a body type that does in fact. exist. very commonly actually. in the proportions you want#you want it all but you are so allergic to ANY substance on the stomach. so what now.#anything but the stomach. literally impossible to draw apparently#I'll be like ah maybe it's obscured with the clothing or pose but I see other art and I'm like oh no nvm it's on purpy.#''why does it have to be a plausible body type'' why put in any effort at all. why draw. why depict women ever. why wake up in the morning#nut up or shut up.
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A loving god wouldn’t let such a filthy creature exist.
#critter rambles#I DONT KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME😭😭😭#cw god mention#tw god mention#postal 3#postal 3 dude#theres something so deeply wrong with him……….#🥹he scares me so much /silly literally why does he look like that eww#Galaxy gas enemy number 1 please save me😭🙏🙏🙏🙏 and yes.. he slurps gas#(my galaxy gas enemy is p2 dude)#cw drug mention#tw drugs#i need to stop rambling now or else I’m gonna have to put more trigger warning on this post#I have very strong opinions on this guy#Number 1!! He looks scary and uncanny to me that man is so terrifying#numba TWO!!!! Why his forehead so damn small.. like I got nothing against small foreheads i mean like I got a regular forehead#it’s just that like….. that thing is so damn small in comparison to the rest of the dudes……. Rip#Number 3- OK IM DONE SORRY
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I really feel that people don't appreciate enough how much knowledge and skill goes into taxidermy. It's not just preparing a skin but it also requires intricate knowledge of anatomy and posing and various materials.
Idk when I see people talk about art it's usually about writing or sculpting or drawing. Taxidermy feels a bit like an unsung hero when it comes to art and I feel it deserves more appreciation.
#tekst#i am not by any means a great taxidermist#literally just a hobbyist who did some workshops#but it's such an intricate and unappreciated artform imo#like if you mess up a drawing or a sculpture of an animal at most it'll look a little bad or goofy#mess up on taxidermy and instantly you can create a true uncanny valley horror (gripsholm lion)#so i appreciate truly good taxidermy that looks natural and lifelike all the more
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I had to.
#i mean it literally said 150-200#trigun#vash the stampede#wolfwood#trigun 1998#vashwood#cryptid vash#trigun maximum#uncanny vash
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oh i can already tell i’m about to have some really unpopular opinions about the edge of sleep tv show
#i remember everyone loving the podcast when it came out#but as someone who was an active fan of audio dramas and podcasts for years at that point the show just. made me frustrated#i realized later after listening to left right game that qcode has this very strange and almost uncanny production behind it#where they get incredibly famous actors to play characters and then bank their marketing on that alone#and the writing is always *almost* good. like sometimes you start to think you might actually be listening to a good show#bc i mean the audio quality and special effects are all stellar#but then the writing and acting is always just a little bit too over-the-top and dramatic for it to feel natural#like the writers don’t know how to portray emotion without visuals so they just make everything Way Too Intense#and each time it feels like they just ask ‘what’s the most insane thing that can happen next?’#’oh ok he’s gonna chop dave’s dick off’#and every time you start to actually like a character they say something misogynistic or just otherwise batshit fucking insane#not to mention that time in left right game where a girl confessed her love to her best friend before LITERALLY DYING FOR HER#only for the best friend in the next scene to be like ‘erm i’m not gay 😐 awkward…’ and she’s NEVER BROUGHT UP AGAIN#qcode productions are kinda like the fast fashion of fiction podcasts i think#they churn out so many so quickly and they always feel just slightly unnatural or superficial#not to mention when i tried looking into them years ago and it’s impossible to find#literally anything about them. like their minimalist ass website was so insanely insanely vague#and yet clearly they’ve gotta have a fuck ton of money backing them to have this absurd amount of a-list talent on board#(which really i think that is all they care about)#anyways yeah some markiplier fans are gonna get pissed at me for not kissing the ground he walks on. but i was one of you. i AM one of you#and i hate that somebody out there is holding the iron lung movie over us like we’re dogs and if we wanna watch it#we gotta watch this show. which BTW they are giving no details about where to watch it#and seemingly no promotion or marketing material for a show that’s been in production for years coming out in less than 3 weeks#just weird as fuck man. and i don’t even think mark has much to do with it
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watched berserk (97) on a whim after reading someone's tags on a writing advice post on how to justify Big Fucking Swords in stories. have started reading the manga. there's a lot of triggering visuals to me so i imagine this is what it's like to be lactose intolerant and decide to eat so so so much ice cream
#IM SURE ILL BE FINE... maybe it'll even be good exposure therapy to me#i mean the level of gore is not worse than unsounded#but the art style - while technically rly impressive and good - DOES hit that uncanny valley horror style#and the anime had too low of a budget to animate much more than blood spray ahaha#the anime works SO WELL as a self contained tragedy damn#sure yes the ending was very abrupt and that episode fucked me up a little but that doesn't make it bad hahaha#only thing i knew about berserk beforehand is that there's a guy named guts who has a sword and is super enemies with the most beautiful ma#who's also super mega evil even if he has very pretty hair#thankfully there was another blonde twink for me to imprint on AND he throws knives so this is great#but truly. what if all you knew were to be a sword#what if the only way you knew how to love someone was as a sword#what if your sword decided to be a person after all. to be your equal. to be loved better#WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN THE BAD THINGS HAPPENING ANIME.#what if your sunken cost is actually a literal mountain of corpses.#haiz reads berserk
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I'm just saying Emma did not have to look at Jean like this.
Uncanny X-Men (1963) #281
#Emma wants Jean carnally and I stand by that statement#love triangle?#I don't know anything about that#it's just#the ellipsis before 'vigor' makes my brain go whoooo#like Emma what was the reason#she literally calls Jean 'Ms. Grey' I mean come on#jeanemma#emmajean#emma frost#white queen#jean grey#uncanny x men#x men#x men comics#marvel#marvel comics#comic series#my post
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no i will NOT acknowledge the early warning signs for schizophrenia warning list what do i look like I'm someone who deals with their problems?? absolutely not
#sophie speaks#tw vent#i exist purely to make my meagre amount of followers worry. hey hope you're scared shitless again /jk#i should make a personal blog to talk about this stuff but i still see this as my personal blog and also it works like#yknow when u shoot a gun to make sure the rent doesn't go up. the idea of having even 3k followers scares me#anyways gang i literally have all of them lmfao#was talking to my mum last night about this really odd phenomena i experience sometimes#where peoples faces just look wrong#uncanny valley?? ugly?? terrifying?? idk i cant explain it they just look so disturbing to me i have to look away and#and i was like 'huh this sounds like schizophrenia' and then i had a valium because the idea scared me#ive got so much wrong with me I'm just so scared for my sense of reality to go wrong too#i just.. i feel like id be in complete free fall if i lost that#i mean technically did hearing voices is just inner hallucinations and i have those... all the time#well. im going back to undertale fanfic writing. healing my inner 15 year old w this one
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Today, the gorillas were clearly very frustrated in being cooped up inside. (Unlike me, they could not check their phones and realize it was 30F out there; they just kept running up to the glass door---open during the summer---and slapping it with their palms.) And this frustration resulted in a lot of engrossing activity! The two youngest played with each other for a bit, then one started messing with some of the loose hay and the other switched to bugging the giant adult male. The adult male ignored him as best he could, then started a kind of hide-and-chase game. One of the adult females was working out some frustration on the loose hay and an empty plastic food container.
At one point, I had wedged myself in a sort of corner with my camera, but one of the younger gorillas noticed me, and before I could blink he was dangling from the ropes directly in front of me, staring. And I---
I said hello and waved. Like this was a toddler I caught looking at me in church. I waved and then wondered why I’d done that, but truthfully that was my first instinct.
I try not to humanize animals (it’s not useful or accurate) but it was very, very hard not to see something decidedly human in those gorillas. And I felt strangely uneasy walking away, out the doors, and into the sunlight.
#literally I was watching all this unfold and couldn't stop thinking '''......this is a family stuck in great aunt lisa's house#for some holiday. dinner is over and it's too cold to go outside so everybody's bored and cousin frank is going to pick a fight#aunt masie is falling asleep in a corner#while little jimmy begs 'daddy play with me' over and over until he gives in.''#it was SUCH an incredibly strong impression. I still can't quite shake it.#also the gorillas have thin rings of whitish scelera which means every time they glance at you sidelong#they have humanlike eyes. it's unsettling! uncanny valley in real life.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge
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If there's one writing cliche in The Locked Tomb that peeves me, it's when characters casually bite their lips or cheeks so hard that they bleed.
#though i havent discounted the idea that tamsyn muir is somehow playing 4d chess with me#tlt as a whole is a “bubble” like harrow's river bubble in htn. with bendable and subvertable conventions#not like it matters i mean the characters literally have anime color eyes. the tridentarii have alexandria's genesis#it would make complete sense if muir decided to intentionally write in some cliches#but for whatever reason i find this one distracting. it's just a pet peeve whenever i see it in books#it's like the uncanny valley of realism--just realistic enough that everyone and their mother makes their characters do it to seem cool#but not so unrealistic that it feels like a fantasy element#which ig shows that i lack imagination#the locked tomb
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well you're certainly one to talk yugi tsukasa from toilet bound hanako-kun🤨
#i mean its just so uncanny#yugi tsukasa???#annoyed????????????#like isn't he like. THE annoying one?? like not just the annoying one like T H E annoying one#and he's annoyed???????#its hilarious#i love this#i love this manga#small nene is literally the best thing to have happened to my day. and my other day last month#tbhk#jshk
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okay so. I don't actually know that much about video games / everything I remember is from tumblr osmosis but it has been driving me crazy that between
the layout of the submersible is literally just a single tube
it has one window on one end of the tube and a computer screen with imaging on the other??? I think???
the people inside were bolted in on the surface. there is no hatch. the only way out is getting the thing back to the surface and undoing the bolts
it is steered by a fucking x-box controller
is. is this not just literally the setup of iron lung. did these people not pay $250k apiece to. to literally be in the iron lung submersible. why do I not see anyone else freaking out about this.
#titanic submersible#current events#iron lung is $6 on steam#why are you paying $250k for the same experience#literally all these people are missing from their current iron lung simulator is the blood ocean and maybe?giant monsters??#maybe I'm misremembering how iron lung was described to me but the rest of the similarities feel UNCANNY????????#anyways there's a part of me that really really hopes everyone is rescued bc that seems like a horrible way to die#there's another part of me that finds it really really funny that the passengers are a bunch of billionaires#who all got in an experimental vessel signing a waiver stating they knew it was not approved by any regulatory body#that got lost last year#paying more than $1 million between all of them#on the stupidest possible trip to see the Titanic wreckage for what?? bragging rights????#and now they are somewhere that despite all the king's horses and all the king's men and all of their money#even finding them before their 96 hours of oxygen are up is going to be a huge challenge#not to mention that the fact that there's no hatch means that no underwater rescue can be performed they'd need to be hauled up#I'm sure there's a tw that I should probably tag this with but I have no idea what it should be#thalassophobia tw#drowning tw#submarines tw#submersibles tw#claustrophobia tw#deep ocean tw
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I want to cosplay Dilton SO badly, but in order to do that I’d need to have:
A: A friend with me who’s cosplaying Jughead, so that (by virtue of the iconic hat) onlookers might possibly recognize what fandom I’m supposed to be from by association.
(Because really, without context, Dilt is just some random kid with glasses.)
B: Ideally multiple other friends cosplaying other Archie characters, because it wouldn’t really make sense to have a tritagonist like Dilly hanging out with Jug, but not The Actual Archie. (And really the whole theme works best with a big group, I’m sure.)
C: An actual place to cosplay at, like, I don’t know, a comic con or something. I have never been to one, and have no plans to go to one, so that’s a bit of a moot point right now. And a comic con is sort of the only place with enough of a payoff for this particular cosplay theme.
Because if I’m not recognized as Dilton, then I’m basically just wearing normal, slightly dated clothes at a time when I could have been wearing something awesome, like a medieval gown or superhero armor or a pirate outfit.
Half the fun of becoming a character is getting to be that character for other people as well. As much as I want to cosplay just for myself, if I’m not recognized at all, it sort of doesn’t feel worth it…
Unfortunately my interests skew towards the obscure.
#by tritagonist I of course do not mean the actual third-most-important character but rather a character on the third *level* of importance#you’ve got Archie the protagonist#then his inner circle of jug betty ronnie and reggie—the deuteragonists#then the rest of the larger friend group of tritagonists who are involved in comparatively less comics#there is a hierarchy#archie comics#dilton doiley#cosplay (not really)#probably more information about myself than anyone cares about#seriously though I would make an AMAZING dilton I SWEAR#I have a backup pair of prescription glasses with round black frames#my hair is dark enough that it’s basically black#and I just got a haircut so it’s short enough to slick back like his#(which I have been doing for the past week because I can’t ever be normal about characters)#I have the same FACE SHAPE as him LITERALLY#(I don’t wanna do a face reveal so you’re gonna have to take my word on this one but personally I think it’s uncanny)#and half the time I talk like a thesaurus so that checks out too#the one thing is that I’m not anywhere near as short as he usually is. but other than that I would be AMAZING cosplaying him.#but alas I can’t think of a good way to put all this cosplay potential to use#on the bright side the costumes would be pretty low-effort so that could be useful in persuading someone anyone please to join me
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the bar for "revolutionary" webhorror is so low. what happened
#god lord im so sick of itttttttt ToT#if you dont know analogue horror is on is deathbed and now ppl are onto ''digital horror''#which is the same thing except using digital mediums instead of analogue (like the internet instead of vhs)#and i do mean the same thing lol nothing has changed#not the conventions of storytelling not the limitations of the medium not the types of scares it presents#the only thing that has changed is the aesthetic. and that is unbelievably sad#if youre going to do a horror series based in the internet then why not.... actually use the medium of the internet for horror#theres so many scary things about the internet (esp early internet!!!!!) and yet no one is using that for their series#just the same old ''missing children's spirit communicating through tape oops i mean the website :)'' like cmon man.... :(#why not use things like viruses or the sudden connection to any and everyone through the internet or early hoaxes/creepy ads#lack of regulation on the early internet or the isolating/uncanny aesthetics of old hardware (kid me was so scared of computers lol)#or literally anything else that is DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO THE MEDIUM YOUR SERIES IS BASED ON#does anyone else on earth care about this or am i just picky??? hello???#i just want smth that leaves a genuine impact. i just want a series that feels like smth thats never been done before#i just want webhorror that knows what it wants to be and fits neatly into the confines of its medium#petscop felt like a real videogame. it felt like smth i could see in an ''obscure ps1 games youve never heard about!!'' video#it had a will they wont they about whether or not the game was actually talking to paul (through ghosts or other users etc)#but it was never in your face and it was left just vague enough that instead of breaking immersion it sucked you in even more#paul felt like a real person playing a real game and experiencing genuine fear and obsession alongside the audience#there was never a point where the screen started turning red and pauls voice became distorted and ''scary'' while creepy imagery popped up#bc petscop works entirely within the limitations of a man playing a videogame. no more no less#thats the kind of dedication to the medium that i want!!!!!!#i only critique webhorror so much bc its my favourite type of horror and i want it to improve
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looking at pics of myself from 2020 is fucking crazy. why was i femme. WHO IS THAT
#not in a 'ohhh 2020 i was so cringe' way either#like i literally mean it as WHO THE FUCK WAS I TRYING TO BE#i dont recognise those photos as being pictures of me#its uncanny valley shit i fully DONT know who that person is
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