#I mean it tho i know some people dont like doin em | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

wolferals · 4 years ago

Text

👄 whiskey lips*👄

arón piper imagine

„Hey y/n... shh wake up."

I was woken by someone shaking my shoulder.

It was Alvaro, I figured after opening my eyes and being hit by the sunlight right into em.

„Huh?" I asked tired and slowly sat up.

Thats when I realized I really had fallen asleep at the beach.

I slowly looked around and saw that the boys were gone.

„The guys are back at the house. You are burned."

He spoke in his cute accent.

I scanned my body and saw that, in fact, i was really red. Well I didnt use sunscreen because I just came down to the beach to bring Arón his phone which he had forgotten. Then we ended up splashing each other in the water and then I unfortunately fell asleep.

„Yeah. Uh thanks for waking me. Let's go."

I got up, grabbed my bag and walked next to Alvaro back up to the house Ally, their manager, had rented for us for a couple of days to get some rest from all the traveling lately.

„When did the guys leave?"

I asked Alvaro when we walked up the stairs.

„Like uhm... 10 minutes ago."

I nodded. „Okay."

Alvaro and I didnt really talk the rest of the walk. Not because we dont like each other, it was more because Alvaro was a rather shy guy and so was I. So no one ever started a conversation.

I do like Alvaro, but i feel like we just dont have too much in common.

When we arrived at the house I walked in first, directly to my room to immediately moisturize my skin from the already burned incident.

Then I took off my bikini and put on a comfy bra, a big shirt and some shorts before walking downstairs meeting the guys in the living room.

Arón, Itzan and Omar were shirtless, for whatever reason. I mean Miguel and Alvaro survived as well even tho they were wearing shirts.

„Hey sleeping beauty, uh damn u got burned."

Itzan said and put away his phone looking at me grinning.

„Didnt you use any sunscreen?"

Omar asked then and started laughing like crazy seeing my beetroot red face.

„Noo, because I never meant to fall asleep. Why didnt any of you wake me?"

-„Arón wanted to but we felt bad because you were sleeping like a baby."

Aw he wanted to wake me because Arón knew I would get burned, i told him before.

„Well..." was all I was able to say before Itzan pulled me down at my shorts making me sit next to him on the couch with me legs on his lap. „So girl, how you doin in general?"

Itzan grinned at me, then touching my cheek trying to feel up my sunburned skin.

„Im okay."

-„Can we watch a movie and order some food?"

I then suggested and looked at all the guys.

„Actually Omar cooked for us. But for a movie Im totally in. Lord of the Rings?"

Arón words made me smile. He remembered how much I loved Lord of the rings.

The rest of the guys apparently noticed mine and Arón's staring because they started making kissing noises and i heard stuff like „uhh guys hitting it off hard" of „Arón get her".

We all started laughing and Itzan grabbed my leg and said:"Yo Arón, she's my babe tho, u can have her but first u gotta pass me."

I hit him in the shoulder. Not for the „she's mine", for the „u can have her".

I've always seen Arón as an amazing guy. He's beautiful as hell, has the nicest personality ever, is caring and loving yet he hasnt had a good girlfriend at all.

Thats why he's mostly really awkward around me, he just doesnt know how to behave around a girl. Especially a girl that keeps staring at him, preserving his beauty.

„Alright let's watch a movie."

Miguel spoke and we set up the movie and Alvaro brought in the food spreading it within us.

About an hour into the first movie my head kept falling down and my eyes got really heavy. I felt bad because they were watching the movie because of me but i got so tired that I just got up and said:"I'm gonna go sleep. Nighty guys."

-„Ey! No kiss for papá?" Omar asked confused grabbing my arm.

„No way. You'll get a hug but thats it."

He seemed pissed but nodded. So I gave him a hug, said good night to the rest of the boys and headed upstairs.

The moment I opened the bathroom door I heard a „Wait"

from behind me.

„Arón." i smiled.

„Whats up?"

He came up to me and asked rather shyly:"Might I get a goodnight hug too?"

I smiled even wider from all his cuteness.

I took a step closer to him and pulled him in a nice warm hug. He put his arms around my waist and held me really close for a while, giving me the opportunity to inhale his sweet scent of the chocolate he had eaten before.

„Buenas noches y/n." he then whispered and smiled at me.

„Goodnight Arón." i giggled and entered the bathroom real quick.

I have never giggled from anything a guy has said.

What is he doing to me?

Without thinking about it, I got ready for bed. When I changed into my pants I noticed something in my back pocket.

It was a little note saying:"You looked pretty today."

Was that from Arón? But it seems more like something Miguel would say. I was wearing those pants sleeping at the beach, so everyone could've put it in my pocket tho...

I then walked to my room, snuggled into bed and watched some videos before putting my phone aside and turning off the lights.

I still heard the guys downstairs but I just ignored it and tried to sleep. Unfortunately I couldn't because they were talking really loud, so I slowly headed back downstairs.

„Hey uh guys?"

They all turned around to look at me.

„Could you please keep it down a little bit?"

They nodded and Alvaro said:"Of course y/n. Everything for you."

This led to even more noise coming from the guys.

All except Arón.

Where was he?

„Night."

I went back to my room and kept staring into the dark, still thinking about the note. I dont know the guys' handwritings so it really could've been everyone.

And still i was wondering where Arón had been.

Something that second made me get up to walk to his room.

I knocked at the door lightly and got a „yeah" response.

I slowly opened the door and saw Arón sitting on his bed with a lot of polaroids in front of him.

„Hey?" he spoke, which sounded a little bit like a question. „I didnt know you collected polaroids."

Before he could answer I sat next to him on the bed, looking at the photos.

„Yeah uh my mom got me a polaroid camera for my birthday and i kind of like to capture moments on instant film."

This simple fact made me go crazy. I've always been a big fan of polaroid cameras, i had 4 to be honest:D

„Thats amazing."

I looked into his eyes and saw the sincere agreement in his brown puppy eyes.

„Can I take a picture of you?"

He then asked rather shyly and smiled at me.

I laughed a little embarrassed because i really hate it when people take pictures of me.

„O-okay." I answered and smiled back.

-„Smile for me." Arón took a camera and held it in front of me.

„No wait."

-„yeah?"

I laughed again and said:"Lets take one together."

He hesitated for a second but then agreed and I sat right next to him.

„Alright, ready?"

I looked at him smiling and nodded before looking back at the camera.

-„I,2,3."

And the flash went off. Seconds later the instax wide film came out of the camera and I took it with my left hand.

„Dont shake it." Arón said.

I gave him a serious look and spoke:"I know. I have a polaroid myself."

He grinned, then took the picture out of my hand and we kept staring at it as it was developing.

When it was clear i started smiling. I was smiling into the camera while Arón stuck his tongue out looking at me.

It was honestly super cute.

„Here." He gave it back to me.

„You keep it."

I smiled ever wider but then said:"No its your film. You bought it, that shit is expensive."

Arón grinned again and then simply added:"No you keep the picture and in return we take some more with my phone, then i got some too."

Laughing I agreed. He took his phone and we started taking some selfies.

At first we really took it serious to take some pretty pictures but at some point we didnt care anymore and were just goofying around.

„I love this one." i laughed and scrolled through his phone.

I was having a lot of fun and I guess Arón did too because I have never seen this guy so happy. Laughing all the time and he literally got out of his comfort zone I could see that.

Usually he was really serious but right now he was relaxed and seemed to be happy.

Which made me happy since I knew about his past and all.

„Send them to me!" I laughed and looked at him as he was looking at the pictures himself. He was honestly so beautiful, jesus christ.

„Do u think the guys are still downstairs?"

He asked without looking up.

„Should we check?"

-„Yeah."

Arón and I then walked through the hallway. The guys made some noise so they were obviously still downstairs.

„Hey guys." I said and jumped onto the couch sitting next to Omar.

„I thought u wanted to sleep dude." He hit Arón in the leg as he sat down as well.

„Yeah but i couldnt. I met Y/n on the hallway when I went to the bathroom and we decided to join u guys again."

Wait what?

He really denied hanging out with me. Was he embarrassed?

„Nice. We actually wanted to hit this beach bar in 30. Do you guys want to come with us?"

Miguel spoke.

Im actually not a big fan of partying but right now i was bored as hell and since i love dancing, why not?

„Im in." i said.

All the boys looked at me in confusion because I usually never go out with me. They know how much I hate clubs and alcohol.

„Wow okay. Arónsky?"

Arón shook his head.

„Oh come on dude. Even y/n is going."

-„Nah I'm not in the mood to partying."

I looked at Arón and decided to work my female charme to make him go with us. „Aróny, please come with us. For me."

The guys started groaning again but Arón started laughing.

„Alright. But no one is going to make me drink anything tonight."

So we got up to get ready for the beach party event we saw a sign of.

„Back in the living room in 30 okay party people?"

Omar ordered and we all went into our rooms.

After 10 minutes of staring at my closet I decided to wear a boho dress Ive bought recently. Since it was very hot out still I only needed the dress and some shoes.

I then applied some make up, not too much though, and put my hair into a half up bun.

Then I went downstairs where I met Itzan looking just fine as always. I gasped because he looked so good. The loose shirt made him look even broader.

„Damn girl u look hot."

He grinned and put some dished into the sink.

„I could say the same about you Itzan."

He laughed a little and then came up to me.

„I like it, a lot actually."

He scanned my body, making me slightly uncomfortable.

„Thanks." i whispered and looked to the ground.

„Nah come on, look at me."

He lifted my chin with his thumb. When my eyes met his soft brown ones he smiled and mumbled:"You'll dance with me tonight, im telling you."

I laughed a little, of course I would dance with this guy. He's a god on the dance floor and I could learn a lot from him.

„Oyy guys." I immediately stepped back and turned around.

„Oh y/n lookin good!" Omar cheered and came down to us.

„Thanks." I smiled and then sat onto the couch with my phone in my hands.

„Alright I'm done." I heard Arón's voice coming from the stairs.

Fuck he looked good. Itzan looked hot, yeah, but Arón's outfit gave me chills everywhere.

„Wow." i whispered and looked at him.

Apparently I said it louder than i thought because Omar started making kissing noises again and Arón looked down slightly embarrassed.

Fuck...

„Chicos y Chica, estamos aquí."

Alvaro and Miguel ran downstairs looking good as well.

„Alright lets hit the party."

Itzan grabbed my hand and pulled me with him, outside the house.

„Jeez Itz. Chill. Im coming."

He laughed with his funny dirty laugh and started running down the stairs to the beach with me on his arm.

„Guys hurry up!" he yelled back to the guys who were just laughing at his eager running.

When we all had arrived at the bar we already heard some good latin music playing and people dancing.

„See u later guys, y/n follow me."

-„Wait what?"

Before I understood what was going on, Itzan had pulled me with him to the bar.

„Have a drink and then we'll dance." I laughed and nodded. „Alright, but only one. I hate being drunk."

Itzan knew that I hated it so he understood and ordered me a Sex on the beach. (Classic him:D)

For himself he got a Bacardi-Cola and some shot I didnt even know.

„And go." We chugged our drinks really fast and once the glasses were empty, he pulled me (again) to the dance floor. He started moving his hips right away and I was feeling a little uncomfortable but after a while I got more and more fluent in my motions and at some point Itzan and I were grinding against each other (in a non-sexual way tho) and I was having a lot of fun.

Itzan was such an amazing dancer and guy but still i had feelings for Arón and i definitely wanted to dance with him after that. Itzan spun me around so his stomach was touching my back. I could feel his abs just right and his breath against my neck.

„Me gusta como tu mueves tus caderas baby." he whispered in my ear giving me chills.

I didnt understand what he said since I dont speak Spanish yet he turned me on somehow.

But no! I like Arón, not Itzan.

„Do you want to get out of here hun?"

I immediately turned around and looked at Itzan who was biting his lower lip.

„Itz I'm sorry... But i honestly like Arón a lot and uh I dont want to hurt you, you're amazing at dancing but dont hate me for saying that."

He smiled and answered against the loud music:"I knew you liked him. Even though you're beautiful as hell and I'd love to have u as well. But im fine, you go girl. Get your man." Once I turned around I saw Arón dancing with a girl.

And it was not just dancing, they were basically all over each other. He met my eyes, looked at me for a second and then didnt even hesitate and grabbed her face to kiss her.

My mouth fell open and I stared at them kissing for a while before something in my brain reacted without thinking.

I turned back to Itzan and pressed my lips onto his. He kissed back immediately and i put both of my hands on his half exposed chest.

Then I turned us over so I could watch Arón in the corner of my eye. He did the same. We were kissing other people but staring into each others souls like we're crazy.

But he started it. And i wouldnt be ready to make him win. I pulled away from Itzan, bit my lower lip and said:“Lets go."

He grinned, grabbed my hand again and we left the party. I turned around, meeting Arón's look once again. He looked confused.

Well i wasnt planning on sleeping with Itzan, i just wanted Arón to believe i would.

We walked away from the beach party until I spoke:"Can we please just go somewhere else? I need to get away for a little." He looked at you in confusion but then seemed to read your face and nodded. „Claro." You two then made your way back to the house where your plan was to turn on some music and have your own party.

The second you had entered your bedroom to get changed, you heard the front door open and a girls laugh downstairs. Immediately you walked out the room again and looked down to see Arón kissing that same girl from the party. No, no, no! You swallowed and thought about it for a while but then decided to destroy this. You knew he was playing. Quickly you made your way downstairs and coughed to make them both look at you. „Hey." you spoke with a fake pissed tone. „Baby who the fuck is she?"

Arón looked at you confused. „Baby?" the girl asked and looked between the two of you.

„Your girlfriend?"

You then walked towards her and spoke:"Yes, bitch get the hell outta here."

Before saying anything else she left the house, looking very pissed.

„What the fuck y/n?" Arón walked up to you and grabbed your arm. For a bit you just looked at him and then did something you couldnt believe alcohol had made you do. You grabbed him by the neck and kissed him. Just like this. He kissed back but seemed to hesitate a bit.

The kiss didnt last too long because he pulled away eventually.

„You bitch." he spoke and it shocked you. His face was straight and he stepped back. But he then started to grin and you calmed down again. He didnt actually mean it.

„You did this shit with Itzan to make me jealous hm?" He came closer to you, making you step backwards. „Hm?" he asked again

You swallowed. He was so fucking hot.

„Maybe."

He grinned and pushed you further backwards until your back hit the kitchen counter.

„Speechless much hm y/n?"

His cockiness turned you on.

You just shook your head. „No."

Before you knew, his whiskey lips were back on yours, making you close your eyes.

He basically owned you that moment. And it was all you wanted.

After pulling away he grabbed your hand and wanted to pull you out the house. „What are you-?"

He laughed and leaned down to whisper in your ear:"We're going back to the beach but this time you'll be grindin that ass on me alright?"

#elite #aronpiper #cute #preference #omander #aronxreader #ander #preferences #smut #hot

39 notes · View notes

ua-miruko · 5 years ago

Text

[8/19]

ua-miruko

ey... we all need to talk... hmu when yall are available

@ua-todoroki

ua-kaibara

I'm open now

ua-miruko

...

aiight

[Miruko literally just sends a .zip file of the case files she was handed by the Commission]

all the fuckery was caused by a villain. case is being worked on but figured it's something we should discuss

ua-kaibara

I'm.. Somehow unsurprised

ua-miruko

yeah lmao

that's what we said

ua-mar

....... I understand

It’s almost unsurprising if anything at this point is infiltrated by a villain 😔

What are the odds something like that would happen........and we took the bait

ua-miruko

yeah

it's fucking frustrating

ua-mar

It’s not just frustrating. It’s......overwhelmingly irritating

Oh! Sensei! Is Inasa doing alright?😔 Haven’t heard much from him....

ua-miruko

idk

lot goin on...

gonna see if i can check on him today

fucker rly messed him up, i heard...

ua-mar

I see. Send my wishes of speedy recovery😔.

ua-miruko

i will. soon as its safe to, i'll let yall know so you can visit if you want

ua-mar

.......Sensei, I just wanted to say that I apologize for the shameful display that happened during all of it. I didn’t put up a fight to save the others, nor did I help accomplish anything for the sake of surviving as a group. To be your intern, was.....a mistake. I can’t accept your training if I proved to fail you in the end 😔

ua-miruko

oi oi oi.... what the fuck is all this all of a sudden? did i ever say you failed me?

you puttin words in my mouth? 😡

ua-mar

....? I didn’t fail you?

ua-miruko

of course you didn't!! wtf

ua-mar

I......ok 😶. I also apologize if I made the intention to put words in your mouth, I promise to never give you that connection ever again.

But.....I promise on never letting you down Sensei! Even if I break all bones, I’ll always be loyal in your service

ua-miruko

try to avoid breakin your bones tho lol

you can't do shit if you're broken... got it? fuck... i ain't askin you to sacrifice it all for fuckin anyone

if you can handle it, do it!!! if you can't, fuckin back off and let someone else do it, alright?

we'll work on getting you stronger

cuz i get what you're feelin

sucks... not gettin to just bash away whatever gets you down sucks it sucks being weak

so i'mma get you to the point where you can be half as strong as me!!! 💪 😤 NO DITCHIN MY TRAINING 😡 tryna make me chase after you lol s2g

ua-mar

Half as you!!?😱 Are you really sure??

ua-miruko

... maybe 1/4!!!

ua-mar

.....DEAL!

Oh! Sensei, I hope this isn’t too far back, but were you okay back then? You seemed a little jumpy and red?🤔 If you needed water, I could’ve fetched it for you 😼! Dehydration is no joke!

ua-miruko

..... ?!?!????!!?!!

fuck you mean lmfao.... i don't GET jumpy

ua-mar

but you’re a bunny Ahaaa 😅 my apologies, I just never seen you like that before

Was it too hot in there? 🤔

ua-miruko

😡 😡 ...

ua-mar

......... 😅 😅 ahhhh nevermind then . I was worried about you.

ua-miruko

lmao

nahhh nothin to be worried about

i was like one of the only people NOT flippin my goddamn shit all over the place

ua-mar

Hmm! Absolutely true! You’re strong in all sorts of ways!!

I’m going to be 1/4th strong just like you 😤 💪 💪 💪 !

ua-miruko

you BETTER!!!

ua-mar

I WILL SENSEI 😤 . IM NOT GOING TO GIVE UP JUST YET

😼 😼

ua-miruko

DAMN RIGHT

ua-todoroki

Hm.

ua-miruko

???

ua-todoroki

Idk.

I'd rather just forget about all this.

ua-mar

Ahh. Todoroki! Are you planning on visiting Inasa in the hospital? I can accompany you if want?

ua-todoroki

I can do it by myself.

ua-mar

Oh. Ahaaaa yeah! I understand! Some people need their space. Got it 👍

I wonder if Kaibara is okay as well 😔......

ua-miruko

yeah he's a quiet one

ua-mar

Ah! Sensei! 😻 Well you know what they always say, watch out for the quiet ones 😉!

ua-todoroki

:/...

ua-miruko

....can you speak up, kid....

ua-todoroki

Everyone keeps telling me that I did well.

I didn't.

I was just being a coward.

ua-miruko

oi.....what's making you think a thing like that, tho????

shit was impossible, it was supposed to be

ua-mar

So you’re saying it was inevitable? That our fates were to be doomed? ......the villains sabotaging it too is.....

...........ahhh😅 nevermind! I’m just a little tired 😓

ua-miruko

listen, if you're gonna say something, i want you to stick to it...dont be taking shit back the next second

yeah. villains try and make shit impossible. that's the point of 'em, that's all they ever wanna accomplish

our job...is not to let them...

...

sometimes they win tho

and when they win, you cant be sitting around bashing yourself. .

you gotta just get up and move on!! keep fuckin fighting them back til you kick through whatever BULLSHIT they managed

ua-mar

.........okay I understand 😔

Villains are inevitable but getting treated as a punching bag isn’t 😤

Miruko Sensei........I know things aren’t exactly in high spirits right now, but thank you, for everything.....

ua-miruko

havent done much that rly deserves gratitude lol....

but no prob

i gotta start doin better too so... 😤😤😤

ua-mar

You do deserve gratitude ☺️! You’re our Sensei! A respected hero in the Top 10!

You’re a strong person in a multitude of ways! Anyone that says otherwise will catch these hands (ง'̀-'́)ง

ua-todoroki

Even if it was impossible I wish I had done more. Confirmed it, at least.

ua-mar

Todoroki.....😔

I think Miruko Sensei wouldn’t like it if we kept on bashing ourselves 😔

ua-mar

We can build ourselves back up again as a team ☺️!

ua-miruko

.....yeah. haha

ua-mar

Sensei, I know Inasa is still in the hospital at the moment, so we’re not complete as a full team, but are we still going to be sticking to our training routines or will we be doing patrol duties?

ua-miruko

nah...i can handle patrols fine on my own

stick to training... we should resume em in a few days, yeah

ua-mar

Understood! We’ll commence with training!

#miruko.log #kaibara #valentine #shouto #empathy.arc

2 notes · View notes

carbonated-chicken-broth · 6 years ago

Text

Riddles and Body Bleach || Lucifer x Reader

Love Luci. This is actually an older one I’ve got posted on wATtPaD but since I abandoned the site, I figured I’d post it here to try and maintain some semblance of productivity.

Pairing(s): Lucifer/Reader, Dean/Cas, Sam/no one (poooooor Sammeh)

Category: Crack

Reader Gender: Female

Warnings: Uhhhhh mild implications? Nothing major. Also naughty language, but again, nothing too too bad. Also it’s a crackfic so...I mean, I hope it’s funny? I’m doin’ my best, I swear.

Word Count: 1,100+

Sam has created a chat

Sam has added Dean, Castiel, (Y/N)

Sam: Guys

Sam: Guys guess what

(Y/N): Did you get anywhere on the research?

Dean: Yeah we're not finding anything useful

Sam: No but I found something better

Castiel: What is it, Sam?

Dean: hold on

Dean has changed 'Castiel' to 'Cas'

Dean: it was making me uncomfortable. carry on

Sam: Guys

(Y/N): What

Sam: Riddles

Dean: ...

Dean: . . .

Dean: Sam ppl r literally dying as we speak wtf

Sam: Dean ppl r dying literally whenever we speak and we have no leads just let me have this

(Y/N): are they.........are they good riddles

Sam: .........yus

(Y/N): gimme

Sam: What can you take from a man who has nothing?

Dean: *takes your laptop*

(Y/N): *takes your 2-in-1 shampoo/hair conditioner*

Sam: You already do that

Lucifer has joined the chat

Lucifer: *takes your soul*

Dean: TOO FAR

Sam: ...

Lucifer: Hiya Sammy

Lucifer: Deano

Lucifer: Cassie

Lucifer: (Y/N) 🖤

(Y/N): 🖤

Sam: ...

Sam: bitch

Dean: someone say jerk before the universe collapses

Cas: Why would the universe collapse unless someone says 'jerk?'

Cas: Dean?

Cas: You're such a child.

Cas: Jerk.

Dean: thank you

Lucifer: (Y/N) why does sammeh hate meeeee

(Y/N): Hmmmmmmmmidk

Sam: oH YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU DID?? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DID!!

Lucifer has been disconnected

Sam: serves him the fuck right. thirstyass ho

Castiel: ???

Sam: The answer is his virginity

Castiel: ?!?!?!

Dean: smooth transition there

Sam: Shut up

(Y/N): Wait but like,,,,,,,how

Sam: If he has nothing, then he doesn't have sex

Cas: That is a paradox.

Sam: Stfu

Cas: What does that mean?

Dean: don't worry about it

(Y/N): Hey Sam remember that job we were working? That job that saves peoples lives? That job?

Sam: Fine

Lucifer has joined the chat

Lucifer: the wifi down here is no bueno

Sam: Leave

Sam: You are not welcome here

Dean: got'em

Cas: The lingo here is very strange. It is as if the laws of grammar and spelling do not apply. I shall document my findings.

Dean: never say lingo again

Sam: The power of Christ compels you to gtfo

Lucifer: (Y/N) Sam's being a big meanie help

Lucifer: (Y/NNNNNN)

Lucifer: halp meh pls

Lucifer: dark princess most amorous where u go

Sam: You're too late. She can't hear you now

Lucifer: wHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LOVE

Dean: you'll never know

Cas: Sam stole (Y/N)'s phone.

Dean: CAS

Cas: She is in the process of getting it back. Sam is too tall. She cannot reach.

Lucifer: give her baaaaaaack

Lucifer: wait

Lucifer: is she jumping?

Dean: why

Lucifer: I like it when she jumps. dad bless gravity...

Cas: She is jumping.

Dean: dude that's so weird that's not even a kink stop

Lucifer: 😈

(Y/N): Ha she left her phone open

(Y/N): I'm gonna scroll through her camera roll

Lucifer: sam I swear to dad you stay out of that daddamn camera roll for your own safety as much as ours

Lucifer: and give my princess back her phone

(Y/N): ha ha no

Dean: sam don't do it

Cas: This all sounds very inadvisable.

(Y/N): I'm gonna do it

Sam: bitch I will cut you

(Y/N): It's too late. I'm gonna open the app

Lucifer: princess?

Sam: Yeah. Daddy Longlegs left his phone on the table

Lucifer: dont call him that.

Dean: how did you get into it tho?

Sam: Really easily actually. His password's 327&/!;7,@@2?92$hsitvskfgh

Lucifer: PRINCESS?

Sam: Take back your tainted device you foul woman

Lucifer: yes return my bb

Dean: Sam explain

(Y/N): babe hi

Lucifer: 💖

(Y/N): 💖

Sam: you two are gross

Lucifer: 👿

(Y/N): our pictures r cute what r u talking about

Dean: sem explen

Cas: Please do not explain, Sam.

Sam: I need to bleach my entire body

Lucifer: do it

Dean: Sammy pleeeeease?

Sam has sent Dean a private message

Dean has left the chat

(Y/N): oh shit he's running

Dean has joined the chat

Dean: WHAT FHE FUCK MAN RHATS UNNATURAL (Y/N) ARE YOU OKAY DOESNT THAT HURT??!?!!??

Dean has left the chat

Cas: One could even say...Supernatural.

(Y/N): Leave

Cas has left the chat

(Y/N): no wait Cas

Lucifer: I would never hurt my princess!

Lucifer: Unless she wants me to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sam: pls no

(Y/N): pls yes

Cas has joined the chat

Cas: What is 'pls?'

Sam: Please

Cas: Please what?

Sam: ...

Sam: nvm

Cas: ???

Sam: Never mind.

(Y/N): give up

Cas: I am very confused.

Sam: pls = please

Cas: I see. I will remember that.

Lucifer: hey (Y/N)

(Y/N): Yes love of my life?

Lucifer: if there were a cute police they'd shoot you on sight for being so darn adorable

(Y/N): Aw babe ily

Lucifer: ily2

Cas: I do not understand.

Sam: Perhaps it's best if it stays that way

Sam: Also (Y/N) I'm worried for your safety

Lucifer: sam if there were a cute police they'd hit you with their car but not because you're cute just because they want you to not be alive

Sam: why tho

Lucifer: my bb is safe and sound

Cas: Your compliments all end in her dying. That is not healthy.

Lucifer: false

(Y/N): He has a point, babe

Lucifer: aw babe im sorry

(Y/N): it's okay apology accepted

Sam: i hate both of you so much

Lucifer: Awwww Sammy doesn't loooove uuuuuus?

(Y/N): I don't think he dooooooes

Sam: Fuck yourseeeeeelves

Cas: What a fascinating interaction.

(Y/N): Seriously tho we should really get to work. And get Dean

Cas: I will go find him. He ran off in the direction of the laundry room. I'm worried for him.

Lucifer: Destiel?????

Cas: No, my name is Castiel.

Sam: right over his head

Lucifer: i noticed

Cas: why are we talking like this?

(Y/N): Dean must be really worrying right now out in a room far away on his own. Cas, go find him.

Cas: That is a good idea. I'll go do that.

Cas has left the chat

Lucifer: that's not the only thing he's gonna go do

Lucifer: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sam has left the chat

(Y/N): You've scared him away

Lucifer: I tend to have that affect

(Y/N): I wonder what could have inspired it

Lucifer: Haven't the faintest

(Y/N): I imagine so

(Y/N): Anyway I gtg work so...

Lucifer: But I wanna seeeee youuuu

Lucifer: Take the warding downnnnn

Lucifer: pleeeeeeease?

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): give me five minutes

(Y/N) has left the chat

Lucifer: 😈

Lucifer has left the chat

I have other ideas for fics like this buuuuut whether or not I’ll write ‘em is hard to predict. But yeah, that’s the stuff! Thanks for readin’!

#Lucifer x reader #supernatural fanfic #spn fanfic #Lucifer (spn) x reader #my-weirdassart-fandomtrash #i need to change my username #but i'm too afraid #tell me if you laughed?#or don't i mean it's up to you #have a good day!

23 notes · View notes

palebluelovepages · 6 years ago

Note

multiples of 5 for the tc questions u made!!!!!! > : “ ~ )

5. if they were a drink, what would they be?

i’m honestly not too sure so i’m gonna say what drink i always get when i go to restaurants; a nice strawberry lemonade >:~)

10. what do they do in their free time?

she sure does like to read!!!! also i guess she’s secretly crafty because heck man she does needle felting and stuff now!!!? I LOVE IT. guess she does that stuff!!!! also i’m pretty sure she has pets so she probably hangs out with em!!

15. if they were furniture, what type of furniture would they be?

i think she’d be a lamp! ya know that classic cartoon thing with the lightbulb n the ideas…….yea. also she lights up my whole world ASDFGHJ

20. what do you admire most about them?

i admire so many things about her…..i really admire her intellect and intelligence a lot…i also admire how happy and calm she is most of the time!!

25. how’s their posture?

not so good :’~) she’s usually always slouching at her desk all slumped over. and she’s also usually VERY close to her laptop screen. what a blind queen.

30. are they older or younger than your parents?

older :’’’’’’’’’’’’’~) but only by 3 years……………………..hh. but my parents are on the younger side i guess

35. do they have glasses?

yes! she wears them all the time and i’ve only seen her without them on once!!!! :•0!

40. what year were they born?

1978

45. what year will you graduate and are you prepared to say “goodbye”- or at least, “see you later”?

i graduate in 2020 ! prepared?? hahhhh……..no not really. i have an idea of what i’m going to say to her though….but i wouldn’t say i am prepared at all :’’’’^) i’m not ready to leave her

50. what’s one of their favorite tv shoes?

well i know that she likes NCIS!!! >:•D oh and also dr. who!

55. what goes through your mind when you see them unexpectedly?

i’m not sure how to explain it, but everything else just kinda….fades away and i only focus on her. even if people are talking to me or there’s a lot of noise i won’t notice and i’ll just be fixated on her. she just takes my breath away every time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i guess not a lot actually goes through my mind because i can only focus on her

60. when you graduate, do you plan on visiting them?

heck yeah i plan to >:-))))) hopefully i’ll be brave for once in my life and actually do it though

65. describe their laugh.

s o f t. she has one of the softest laughs i’ve ever heard oml and i have this really bad cackle for a laugh so when i hear her laugh it’s like wow who let an angel in the building.

70. what do you think they do in the summer?

well, she teaches summer school, but after that i don’t picture her really doin a lot?? she doesn’t seem like the type to do normal summer activities like go swimming or enjoy the hot weather. she probably reads a lot !!!!

75. what do other students think about your tc?

wellllll…….in general, they think she’s great!!! i hear a lot of them say that she’s their favorite teacher…but they also say stuff like “jeez she’s kinda weird” or “why is she so awkward?” but for the most part i think they think she’s p great- which is good- she deserves all the praise >:’’’’~)

80. have you ever drawn a picture of them and gave it to them?

oOF. LET’S COUNT HOW MANY I’VE GIVEN HER…….8 i think??? could be more tho honestly

85. have you written any poems about them? would you ever show them any?

yike! funny story~ i do write poems about her (of course asdfghjk) and for some reason i’m an idiot and i was with her one day n i was like “hhmMMmmmmmmmmm i should totally make her read this because i mean there’s no names or anything she deserves to read this it’s totally aNonYmouS! n she’ll be like ‘wowie that’s some Good Stuff™’ and i’ll be like hehehehehehehhehheeheeh” I HONESTLY………..DONT KNOW WHY I DID THIS BUT I SHOWED THE FIRST PART TO HER (because that’s all she said she had time to read rip) here’s basically how it went:

me: hah yeahhhhh just writing some poetry for my english classsssss

blue: hah, o!!!

me: it’s only 4 pages but it’s my child would you like to read it

blue: well maybe just some of it :’’’’’^)

me: you see….i take a lot of inspiration from ladies in renaissance paintings (aND…………….she reminds me of a lady or goddess from a renaissance painting…..so i mean………..smooth…)

blue: *starts to read the first part* it’s almost like i know the painting…

me: hahhhhhh *is actually greatly concerned and worried that she knows about my feelings and she’s actually saying ‘um ya this is totally about me what are you even doing’”

blue: *is finished reading and does a pure happy sigh n smile* nice~

90. what’s your favorite physical thing about them?

probbbbaabbblyyy her smile. i can’t help but smile whenever i see her smile!!!!

95. if they weren’t a teacher, what could you see them as?

well she used to be an engineer and that’s really all i can see her being if she wasn’t a teacher !

100. do you think you’re in love with them?

i feel like when someone thinks they’re in love and really believes that they are then they are because it’s up to you to decipher your feelings ya know?! so…yeah i’d consider myself in love and i have considered myself to be in love with her since june 1st, 2017. i don’t know what else to call this feeling.

thank you for the ask >:^))))))!!!!!!!!

#ask #teacher crush #teacher crush community #tc community #female tc #tc story

5 notes · View notes

squatlord-draws · 7 years ago

Text

┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛

GOD ITS ABOUT FUCKIN TIME I CLEAR THE DOCKETT

hey everyone how yall been doin lol, been sittin on a lot of these nice messages for a while now

it’s okay take your time

anonymous asked:

I've never had any interest in Star Trek or (sci-fi in general tbh) and I figured I'd probably never watch it but like... Ur undertrek au... It's filling me with Temptation. Also I love love love how you portray Chara. Or well I love how you portray literally everyone tbh you're just amazing holy shit?? I hope you have a nice day

undertrek is such a self indulgent thing and i would absolutely LOSE it if someone started watching ST because of it. i mean let’s be clear here, the original show is such a vastly different beast than the following series’ (TNG, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise, STD) and im primarily a fan of ToS--though when i started drawing undertrek, i hadnt seen the original series? in retrospect i’d like to go back and change some of the toning, to leave behind the more grounded feel of the post TNG-verse, and do more of the romanticism of ToS

god what a choice fuckin ask, thank you for submittin this

anonymous asked:

Would chara ever actually admit that they actually real love sans and sees him as family?

they see him ...... as a real pain in the ass

anonymous asked:

God I love how smug charas and sans relationship is

they’re the actual best

anonymous asked:

I see charas and sans relationship like rons and aprils in parks and recreation

ron from aprks and rec: rat piss

grabnok-destra asked:

Are Chara and Asriel ever happy? :( I want them to be happy.

i’d say they’re happy a lot, actually

anonymous asked:

I would fight your chara in a darkened alleyway

god you’d fucking win

Anonymous said:

While chara is possessing frisks body where does frisk go?

spectral chuck. e. cheese ball pit

Anonymous said:

You are the squat lord, lord of those who squat

i am no lord. i am only a simple jock. i pump iron like everyone else, one arm at a time, at the same time

Anonymous said:

I'm so split against either having sans and chara get along because they are super similar or them hating each other because the "fuck that stupid ass skeleton" and "haha fuck u too :)))" trope is my favorite

you dont gotta be split . it can be both. you can have it all. we can all have it all

Anonymous said:

I've probably said this a thousand times in my tags but I just??? Love your style so much it brings a smile to my face every time I see it, the way each character looks is just absolutely fantastic and floors me every time, not to mention your oc's are so much fun to look at and I love them? And your humor is always so on point.... thank you so much for sharing ur art with us

OH I LOVE THIS THANK YOU !!! <33333

Anonymous said:

You are one of my favorite undertale blogs ily

thanks i have a comic where sans calls me a horny baby

@georgetheblob said:

You're one of my biggest expression inspirations. Your work is all so fun and entertaining and I hope to someday achieve what you do with your work with my own work.

this is so wonderfully kind of you to say ! it always makes me happy to know others enjoy my stuff < 33

Anonymous said:

love your awesome art by the way, alphys, sans is spying on you and gathering science information. trust me.

he’s stealing all your really good kissy cutie headcanons & posting them as if they were his own, the unforgivable bastard

Anonymous said:

God I love your chara they are so true to character it's scary

i was gonna make some kind of stupid joke to deflect how genuinely happy i get when people call my chara writing in character, but i’ve spent an embarrassing amount of time researching different veins of meta & also reading a ton of childhood psychology books, and there’s no amount of deflection that can erase that bizarre aspect of myself

Anonymous said:

I want your chara to brawl with a random pedestrian

good news there’s a guy in an alley that just fucking killed them

Anonymous said:

I always thought your username was squad-lord

what’s a squad to a lord?

Anonymous said:

I really adore your character designs dude. You use strong basic shapes in a way I don't see artists do a whole lot and their personalities (and the way you characterize them in your comics) just comes across so well, I'm a big fan of all of it.

im really glad ! it’s all a learning process and im really tryin to do what i can to have fun, and make (hopefully) good stuff

Anonymous said:

I will always see chara as a lovable shit head till the day I'm lowered in my grave

sans: why have you killed everyone

chara: im just quirky like that

Anonymous said:

Asriel!!! Is!!! A!!!! Good!!! Boy!!!!!

HEY HE’S A GOOD BOY ! I LOVE THAT GOOD GOAT BOY

marv0 said:

you...you talented...

you.... you thank you............

Anonymous said:

I would fight 10 grown men for chara

well there’s a guy in the alley & another guy who’s watching so you could always go fight them

Anonymous said:

Can I just say ur amazing

oh thank you !

Anonymous said:

your art is amazing and i really like it!!! i hope you have a good day/night!!!

Oh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! two really nice ones in a row im diggin it lmao

grabnok-destra said:

Wait...did you ever make a Frisk for your Star Trek stuff?

hell yeah my dude, i love em. love to draw em someday

Anonymous said:

Mmmm those are some good toes squat, nice big ol Toes

i fucking know it’s you sans

@talifu said:

Your Chara is the best Chara I've ever seen (Also your expressions give me life)

THANKS I LOVE EM

Anonymous said:

Lord your depiction of Alphys is the absolute greatest no one else captures her quite as well

she’s really fun ! i feel like she’s the one ive improved the most on as far as her visual appeal, my stylization on her face wasnt ... like ... super great for a while there. im really happy with the general look ive got for her, though. she’s also super fun to draw as a ferengi too lmao

grabnok-destra said:

I actually would like to see Adult Frisk again. Maybe harassing Chara and Asriel by making them join family bonding time/doing healthy exercises or some shit. I dunno, you've always drawn Adult Frisk like they're a huge ball of positive energy and I'd like to see more of it.

it’s been awhile since i’ve drawn adult frisk, i just didnt realize that people care all that much ? tbh i dont really care all too much for them ... i like the design and all, but i just think kid frisk is a lot funnier, and i have more fun drawin their amorphous kind of shape anyways.

im generally pretty insecure about what people think about how undefined all my art decisions are anyways, and adult frisk i always kind of assumed people thought was ... shitty ? maybe a bit too self indulgent ? i dont know. i should draw em again. they got great hair

Anonymous said:

You're a legend, you know that right?

did this ask get sent before or after i tweeted about sans suckin toes

Anonymous said:

I LOVE your Asriel, he is a good boy but also a bit snarky and has some flowey traits still, I love him

asriel as i like to write him is an asriel who wants to believe it was the flower thing that made him such a shit head, but he was always kind of a shit head, the flowey thing just sort of aggregated it

Anonymous said:

sans + blue belly

hey

Anonymous said:

I love how you draw sans as a shoe with a face

please do not ever email me pictures of your shoes because they sound horrifying

Anonymous said:

Can we see more flowey? I missed the edgy piss child

honest to god you are so right . why dont i ever draw him ? he’s literally perfect? he literally did nothing wrong, ever?

Anonymous said:

JESUS SQAUT.,,...every time you post a bunch of happy stuff I know it's a build up to some sads and I'm still never prepared when you post it

it’s like a mob psycho counter w/ posts about horny sans until i post a picture of chara’s horrible corpse bleeding out on the ground

@luptaccos said:

Toriel wearing a Snail! Heaven! Now! shirt is the most genius and in-character thing I've ever seen, congratulations I love you

i think probably toriel listens to a LOT of podcasts, and references them constantly.

Anonymous said:

I love the way you portray undertale characters tbh- you're really good at giving them a lot of personality in a simple looking style! Not to mention your take on them in general being A+ :D You've been one of my favorite fanartists since the fandom was young, and even though I'm not particularly active in it anymore myself, I still really enjoy the things you draw!

it’s gonna be like 5 years from now and im still going be drawin flowey sayin “piss” & i really am not going to have a good explanation for anyone for why its like this

thank u tho im glad you like it <3

@hadjiiembercolgatenerdmctillhawk said:

i accidentally misspelled your name as squadlord, is that okay

god there are so many missed connections goin on in my ask box its wild

also hell yah . i think im just essentially squadlord by proxy at this point anyways

Anonymous said:

In loving that spooky eye on the left

i took too long to respond to this so now i dont know what this was in reference to, so now im just, stuck with this eye mystery . eye just dont know what theyre talkin about

@maple-maypole said:

Aahh, your art is awesome. Please don't let that just slide, I mean it. You have one of the most unique and easily recognizable artstyles I've seen in the few years I've spent in The Webz(tm), so alive and stylized but also so grounded and sharp. Your lines are amongst the best I've ever had the joy to look at, they are without a doubt my favorite thing about your art, only coming close those simple and yet so great characters designs and shapes. I could go on and on. Thanks, really. Ur cool.

oh thank you so much !! one of the greatest pleasures ive had in my art up until this point is improving on my linework, and it always means a lot when people say they like it ! it’s so hard being an artist because i always want to draw in the style of other artists, so its always good to know that others like this weirdass style ive got lmao

Anonymous said:

Pom Farr Chara

ch... chara horny ....

actually i cant be all that sarcastic about it b/c star trek really DID just have it be a thing where vulcans gotta fuck or they die, like that’s a goddamn universal fact. chara is technically vulcan so i guess they also gotta fuck or theyll die

god undertrek is such a fucking good au

Anonymous said:

What's the kids favorite music??

chara: bad youtube edits of the hotel mario theme

asriel: paramore, paramore adjacent

frisk: also the hotel mario theme

Anonymous said:

Your glutes must be hella toned o lord of squats

i had pretty major knee surgery over the summer so a lot of my leg muscles atrophied pretty badly, actually :(

i’ve been pretty bummed about that. i’m able to walk now, but the strength still isn’t quite there. i’m at the point where i can get back into weightlifting, though, so i just need to actually sit down & write down my fitness plan for the week.

i’ll be honest the name squatlord is partially ironic but i’m not kidding about how good, important, and helpful squatting is as an exercise. it really targets those major leg muscles that are vital for just about any physical activity we engage in as humans -- and since my goals are primarily strength training & some amount of bulking, it’s pretty important to have squatting as a major aspect of that training. it’s just been months at this point, though, and getting back into a regular exercise routine is always difficult. it took years for me to even have a schedule at all. totally worth it tho, i fuckin adore bein a full time jock lol

also “squat” is a god damn hilarious word and my domain IS this fuckin leg flexin, i was lyin before, i am absolutely the lord of this horrible sweaty realm, i fucking own these legs & i fucking own these squats

Anonymous said:

I love you're Azzy so much no matter how you draw him

i love him too i always feel so guilty im drawin him in a way people dont like lol ... i just want everyone to love my beautiful goat son, and his beautiful longface

Anonymous said:

i seen your twitter account. I know how deep the horny sans well goes.

#not an art post #askdump #grabnok-destra #marv0 #people in the tags tumblr wont let me at for some reason ?????#i keep forgetting @'ing is even a feature so maybe its for the best #GOD i need to get better at tagging people lmao

48 notes · View notes

kneedeepgraves-blog · 6 years ago

Text

1. Do you hate eric cartman? Yes, but I love to hate him tbh. He's so terrible, but it kills me. XD

2. Who is the (overall) smartest in stan’s group? Honestly? Probably Kenny. I mean, he's had his moments. But... he tends to just observe the bullshit from outside himself, I think. Stan and Kyle both think they're right sometimes about everything from time to time (especially Kyle tbh), but I think a lot of the time they miss the point entirely. Yes, even Kyle.

3. If any of the kids should be immortal and die all the time alongside kenny, who should it be? (who deserves it or who could support kenny, the choice is yours). Henrietta. I think those two would relate a LOT more than one would think. And Kenny doesn't seem the type to just write people off just because they're different or whatever.

4. Is kyle a hypocrite? Yes. A lot of the time. Not always, though.

5. Who overreactes the most? ......Butters' dad.

6. Is creek really that great? Yes. Yes, it is.

7. Do you have any sympathy for cartman? Nah, not really.

8. Should Randy just die? No!!! :0 I love that turd.... The show would greatly suffer comically if he was gone.

9. Who has the worst familly life out of all the main 4? Kenny. I mean, his parents' domestic abuse and shit. They're white trash and they're in trouble....

10. if you had to match each kid in craig’s gang with the kid that was the most like them in stan’s gang, who would be the most like who? Stan - Jimmy. Token - Kyle. Craig - Kenny. Cartman - Clyde. I mean, at least I think that's his group if I remember correctly. Just doin' it from memory.

11. if you had to kill off 3 of any of the main (minimum importance level is Kevin Stoley or Red) kids, who would you murder? Clyde. Fuck 'em. Next is Bebe. Fuck 'er. And then the next would be...... uh....... this is tough. I don't hate anyone else all that much, really. I guess like.... David? Idfk. He's barely even there half the time? I just picked him last 'cause I couldn't think of anyone else? XD I'd say Cartman but, he's funny as fuck and serves as conflict for the other kids.

12. Who deserves more love? -whispers.- Goth Kids. Always Goth Kids. (I'M BIASED-- HELLO.)

13. What are the 3 worst seasons of south park? Uh....... -hides under the bed.- I don't know. ;-; I'll watch them all....

14. What are the 3 best seasons? I CAN'T ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS FOR REASONS OF I LOVE THEM ALL FROM START TO FINISH.

15. Name 6 ships that dont already exist (and should stay that way) .......I'm pretty sure they all exist somewhere. Uh.... -is at a complete loss tbh. Doesn't really follow any shippy shit.-

16. Match 5 characters with an animal. Okay, THIS I'm game for! Fun! Cartman: mockingbird. Heidi: field mouse. Michael: crow. Butters: hamster. Firkle: bat.

17. Match 5 characters with a type of drink. Stan: ice tea. Craig: Mt. Dew. Henrietta: dark red wine. Jimmy: fuckin' Kool-Aid Jammers and you can't tell me otherwise. Firkle: Coke because it's black AND full of caffeine. And sugary. And also I couldn't think of a last one and didn't feel like spending 10 more minutes on this one.

18. Has Mr. Garrison improved over the years? Nope. He hasn't learned a thing.

19. What is your darkest south park related secret? whenIwasakidIhadacrushonMichael.

20. Name what jobs the main 4 will have when they grow up. Cartman: unemployment. Kyle: probably in the NBA. Stan: carpenter? I mean, I could see it. Kenny: successful entrepreneur of some sort 'cause he's fuckin' smart.

21. On a scale of 1-100, how gay is south park? I mean, in the past 5 years, very.

22. Who is the cutest kid in south park? You know I'll pick my boy. He's the literal smallest even when he grows up and you can't tell me otherwise. Once again, I'm biased. 'Sup.

23. Name your NOTP(s). There are probably a lot.

24. Is butters gay? He's just a little bicurious. But also, I think he's bi tho.

25. Write a headcanon for one of the girls. Heidi has a grey and white tabby cat named Socks.

26. Who is the nicest in stan’s group? Once again, Kenny. Sorry, everyone else.

27. What is the worst SP fan drawing/fic you have ever seen? I mean, I don't wanna throw shade at anyone. What they like is their bidness. Though I really just hateeeeee Vampir x Pete stuff. It makes me cringe.

28. is the south park fandom expired? Nah. It's like a hydra; loses a head, another one comes right back up in its place. ♡

29. should the south park fandom just end? No.... That'd be sad. It's honestly probably my favorite fandom. Which is probably sad but, whatevs.

30. What do you hate more, this fandom or yourself? That's a good question.....

31. Were the last three questions valid or stupid? Both.

32. What SP character are you most like? Probably Pete. Even though he's goth, he is still very much is in tune with his own individuality and is probably truthfully the biggest non-conformist of them all.... he just has a hard time not following the crowd (his friends) and pleasing them so he won't lose them. Which is a relatable struggle. Also his apathy and blunt morbidity.

33. Which SP character would be your SBF? Craig. We'd get along like a house on fire probably.

34. Which SP character do you have a crush on? None. But when I was a kid, it was Michael. Sigh. Oh, the days of my stupid youth.

35. Write a shitty poem about your favourite characer

My heart is black

Roses are red

Firkle just stabbed you

Now you are dead

Na na na na na na

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

South Park ask/do meme

These are weird, fun and tricky questions (for me at least)

1. Do you hate eric cartman?

2. Who is the (overall) smartest in stan’s group?

3. If any of the kids should be immortal and die all the time alongside kenny, who should it be? (who deserves it or who could support kenny, the choice is yours)

4. Is kyle a hypocrite?

5. Who overreactes the most?

6. Is creek really that great?

7. Do you have any sympathy for cartman?

8. Should Randy just die?

9. Who has the worst familly life out of all the main 4?

10. if you had to match each kid in craig’s gang with the kid that was the most like them in stan’s gang, who would be the most like who?

11. if you had to kill of 3 of any of the main (minimum importance level is Kevin Stoley or Red) kids, who would you murder?

12. Who deserves more love?

13. What are the 3 worst seasons of south park?

14. What are the 3 best seasons?

15. Name 6 ships that dont already exist (and should stay that way)

16. Match 5 characters with an animal

17. Match 5 characters with a type of drink

18. Has Mr. Garrison improved over the years?

19. What is your darkest south park related secret?

20. Name what jobs the main 4 will have when they grow up

21. On a scale of 1-100, how gay is south park?

22. Who is the cutest kid in south park?

23. Name your NOTP(s)

24. Is butters gay?

25. Write a headcanon for one of the girls

26. Who is the nicest in stan’s group?

27. What is the worst SP fan drawing/fic you have ever seen?

28. is the south park fandom expired?

29. should the south park fandom just end?

30. What do you hate more, this fandom or yourself?

31. Were the last three questions valid or stupid?

32. What SP character are you most like?

33. Which SP character would be your SBF?

34. Which SP character do you have a crush on?

35. Write a shitty poem about your favourite characer

#sp questions

1K notes · View notes

beatconductor-blog · 6 years ago

Text

[04>: you up?]

[> Hng. Bad time. Not like it will ever be a good time again, right? 😎>04: am i ever]

[04: we may never know. what do you have in stock for cat toys and adjacent?]

[😎>04: aw shit i sorry i spaced out for 😎: two hours 😎: uh havent been in my warehouse in a hot minute 😎: got a bunch there like mostly hello kitten stuff bc people like a good bit of illegal brands 😎: also a lot of other random stuff tho most of it is reserved for nepeta]

[04: i'm not gonna lie i'm just looking for gifts for nep.]

[😎: well fuck me cant have you gift her anything better than i do 😎: but turns out taking some unannouced offtime kinda made a dent into my sales soo i guess i can have you look around 😎: not like im desperate or anything]

[04: sweetheart you know i can have your back if your wallet's low, right?] [04: i'll be outside in a bit.]

😎[: like you dont already do > Well fuck you. Gdi.]

Clover 01/15/2019

> Your narrator's too tired to do this all fancy. You are There.

Dave 01/16/2019

> Sure alright, you're there too, totally not a day later. Where's the meeting? At the office or before your house? > Anyway, shit. You've already been nervous before, but actually seeing the green lil guy now fills you with so much anxiety and pain.

"Sup."

Clover 01/16/2019

> House ig?? "'Ey shadesy. You ready to show me 'round?"

Dave 01/16/2019

> Oh look, time to be even more nervous. You excused yourself from your bros because, you know, you actually got a business to run. Hope none of them are seeing you with Clover. "Sure. Hop on. I'd say if I had a car. You up for a walk?" > God please say he brought a car.(edited)

Clover 01/16/2019

"I can call a tax if you're out of shape," your tone is playful, if only because you're shoving your distress over literally everything deep deep down.

Dave 01/17/2019

"Yeah lets go with that, sure, that works." Meanwhile you'd absolutely love to repress all that feels bad you kinda stopped doing that when you got a moirail w*ho's dead now and can't really help you with all these terrible feelings and trauma and it's all because of these green fucks and-- You're incredibly uncomfortable and not nearly as good of an actor as pretty much everyone else in this city.

Clover 01/17/2019

Your mouth parts a bit as if you're going to say something, but you cut yourself off, breathing in and rubbing your face as you let out a sigh. As usual, a cab happens to drive by as soon as you need one, and you flag it down.

Dave 01/17/2019

Of course he immediately manages to get a cab. Actually a bit of a relief because you wouldn't wanna stand around here with him for another couple minutes. "So hey uh, real nice of you to get some stuff to treat Nep" you say as you get into the car, because you'd rather ramble down some nonsense than to suffer in awkward silence. "Been wanting to get her some stuff too but I'd been a bit hard to find some fitting free days to get together." First there was the paralysis thing, now this.. You know she's been kinda affected by this too, but you've honestly not been in the right headspace to worry about that too.

Clover 01/17/2019

Step one: don't overshare with the already distressed dealer. Just be chill. "Yeah," you say, leaning on the car door when you get settled inside, "she ain't been doin' too great, and she's th' last person to deserve that, bein' what an angel she is. None of us really have, but....think she's been hit deepest. Gotta do what I can to help, you know?" Instructions unclear, got dick caught in he brought it up first it's not your fault.

Dave 01/17/2019

You're quiet for longer than is usual for you. I mean you're pretty quiet these days either way, but considering you've just been rambling off, the pause is very notable. It's just. A lot to process. You love Nepeta a lot and god she's the last one you want to also be affected by this, but. 'Hit the deepest'. Yeah. Right. Hn. "'s cool. You.. got anything specific in mind? Like, there's a whole ton of plush and brand and off-brand jewelry and weird ass figurines, or are you just gonna be flooding her whole room in this stuff."

Clover 01/21/2019

"Basically just give me everything I can get, probably?"

Dave 01/21/2019

"Yyyeah alright I can work with that I guess." This is a business deal, no more and no less. Focus on that, Dave.

Clover 01/21/2019

"...You're rather lucky, you know." > You lean on the car door, and the rest is muttered under your breath, easily dismissed. "To be unaffiliated. We talked about the pain that it brings to be with both, what it feels like, how deep in hell you can get- but. When this kind of thing happens, you still pretty much answer to nobody and everybody. You still have a choice who you talk to, who you trust, who you work with. I wish I had that."

Dave 01/21/2019

You, likewise, lean against the door and look out the window. God, what wouldn't you give to just space out for a bit just now, but no, you're listening attentively, and give a dry and voiceless laugh in response. "Right, so lucky I am. Watching whatever friends I got left hurt and kill each other while I gotta play good ol Switzerland or else I'd be like, choosing sides, and stuff. But at least I can do deals with either side, get that good cash for all this junk. And hey, if I play nice enough, no one's out to hurt me, probably, minus a bit of extortion here or there yeah alright. Least I can chose not to trust anyone. Just the same old shit everyday."

Clover 01/23/2019

"Mmmm yeah 's fair enough, isn't it. Grass and greenness and all that noise, aye."

Dave 01/23/2019

You hold your breath for a moment, so many thoughts running wild in your head, but none that are good enough as an answer. You eventually let out a long drawn sigh. "Yeahh. It's like everywhere sucks." Almost as if a few assholes in this city fuck it over for everyone. Fortunately it shouldn't be too far to your office anymore.

Clover 01/23/2019

"Everywhere does suck, that's basically just Midnight City summarized." A soft huff through your nose. "It's all we can do to try to find gems in the dirt, I guess."

Dave 01/23/2019

"Ain't that the truth." You find yourself clutching your lower arm, the spot with the tattoos. Despite all... there's still some people you care about and that make you happy. They're making it worth it all.

Clover 01/23/2019

You hop out of the taxi and pull Dave's side open, humming to yourself as you offer to help him out.

Dave 01/23/2019

Not like you need help, but hey uh, if he insists. The hum reminds you to take a moment before getting out to put yourself back into a better mindset. "Alright, hope you got a van ready cause there's a lot of shit to pick up. Also bags are 10 cents each."

Clover 01/23/2019

"Can get one. I can also have 'em bring my own bags."

January 24, 2019

Dave 01/24/2019

"Eco-minded, I like that. Don't need to have plastic bags pollute the river any more."

Clover 01/24/2019

"That river gets anymore polluted and it's gonna start producing backstories for comic mutants."

Dave 01/24/2019

"Some might think it already does. Would make a good enough cover story at least."

Clover 01/24/2019

"Maybe I'll use that sometime."

January 25, 2019

Dave 01/25/2019

"I'm expecting royalties for the idea."

Clover 01/25/2019

"Your royalties are me coming to you as often as I do."

Dave 01/25/2019

"That's fair." > Well, as you talk, you're on your way inside into your stre, skipping the office room and heading right up and down some stairs into a room designated as the storage for all kinds of cutesy and mostly harmless merchandise, filled to the brim with plushies, toys, accessories of all brand and no-name variety. "Knock yourself out I guess."

Clover 01/26/2019

> Ehh you mostly just pick out a bunch of stuff and get someone to get it back to the manor with you. Not really much of note left to be had here.

Dave 01/26/2019

> Cool cool. Hella good and awkward business transaction.

#logs

0 notes

smaugborn · 7 years ago

Text

tagged by @mr-dvorak what a babe

THE LAST: 1. Drink: fruit squash bc i am 6 2. Phone call: my sister 3. Text message: who even texts anymore 4. Song you listened to: Your Body is a Weapon (The Wombats) 5. Time you cried: Sunday HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: NOOOO 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: YESSS 8. Been cheated on: define ‘cheating’ 9. Lost someone special: ye 10. Been depressed: for a fuckin long time, yeah 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: oh yeah LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. purple 💜 13. red ❤ 14. green 💚 IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: too many to count 16. Fallen out of love: in some ways yes? and also no? 17. Laughed until you cried: like every week lmao 18. Found out someone was talking about you: ye 19. Met someone who changed you: YE 20. Found out who your friends are: i mean? i guess so? 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: ive kissed like 6 someones on my fb list GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: why would i accept requests of people i dont know is the real question here 23. Do you have any pets: a cockerpoo called Rufus who is my son 24. Do you want to change your name: nah it suits me fine :3 25. What did you do for your last birthday: went to the Sunshine City Aquarium and the Pokemon Centre in freaking Tokyoooo 26. What time did you wake up: 7:30 😴 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: doin a slep 28. Name something you can’t wait for: universityyyyy!!! 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my tummy could be like a fraction of the size that’d be cool 31. What are you listening to right now: my datemate playing the drums on my leg 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i have known many a Tom 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my mum 34. Most visited website: youtube or kissanime 35. Mole/s: so many moles 36. Mark/s: too many scars to count 37. Childhood dream: it depends? i think the best one was wanting to be able to control the elements, that would be pretty rad 38. Hair colour: natural auburn, dyed blonde 39. Long or short hair: my hair? its medium yes i know v boring 40. Do you have a crush on someone: maybe 😘 41. What do you like about yourself: my music taste! also my eyes arent so bad 42. Piercings: 5 on my ears and 1 lip piercing that i took out a couple months back 43. Bloodtype: ??? no idea 44. Nickname: i dont have one 🙁 someone give me one 45. Relationship status: yes 46. Zodiac: Pisces 🐟 47. Pronouns: she/her/they/them 48. Favourite TV Show: live action? probably OITNB! animated? i would be here all day listing em haha 49. Tattoos: i have plans for them :3 50. Right or Left hand: 🖐 51. Surgery: once 52. Hair dyed in different colour: ive had red, dark purple, pink for a day, and ive been blonde for over a year now! 53. Sport: ew what no 55. Vacation: im going to Spain soon and then Berlin! hmu guys 56. Pair of trainers: what….what does this even mean MORE GENERAL 57. Eating: this is very vague yes i do eating i probably do too much eating in fact i bloody love eating 58. Drinking: vodka pls 59. I’m about to: make some cupcakes 🍰 61. Waiting for: death to free me from this mortal coil 62. Want: a job so i can not be broke 24/7 63. Get married: heck no 64. Career: something that makes me happy i guess 66. Lips or eyes: 👁👁 67. Shorter or taller: doesnt make a difference 68. Older or younger: i dunno? older? 70. (rip 69) Nice arms or nice stomach: what constitutes ‘nice’ tho 71. Sensitive or loud: both would be best right 72. Hookup or relationship: pizza tbh 73. Troublemaker or Hesitant: i wanna be a troublemaker but alas i am too anxiety ridden HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: lmao yes 75. Drank hard liquor: obviously, who do u take me for ;3 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: dont wear em! 👓 77. Turned someone down: yarp 78. Sex on the first date: narp 79. Broken someone’s heart: i bloody hope not 80. Had your heart broken: fuckin crushed, mate 81. Been arrested: nah 82. Cried when someone died: are we counting fictional characters here? 83. Fallen for a friend: yep DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: i believe i can make a hella decent sandwich 85. Miracles: no 86. Love at first sight: no 87. Santa Claus: why not 🎅 88. Kiss on the first date: didnt realise this was something to believe in 😚 89. Angels: nah OTHER: 90. Current best friend’s name: i dont really have a particular bestie atm 91. Eye colour: hazel! 92. Favourite movie: this is a hard question ;____; maybe Amélie or Memoirs of a Geisha? thank u Josh this was fun to do 😊 im tagging @smallestspacenerd @trekking-across-the-internet @just–ashit bc i can

1 note · View note

cafephan · 8 years ago

Note

hey hey hey if you're bored and have time i'd love to hear your favourite songs off of and/or an analysis of each of lm's albums. thanks

*cracks knuckles* this is gonna be a long ride, kiddos

DNA

Wings - forever one of my favourite lm songs ever, it just has such a beautiful message about self-love and realising other people’s opinions don’t define you, this song helped me a lot when i was younger

DNA - their vocals in this are unreal (especially the harmony/choir part) and the music video is one of my favourites, i just love everything about the song and the video

Change Your Life - like Wings, this song helped me a lot when i was younger, it too has a beautiful message just in a more stripped back beat than Wings, and i still listen to this song a lot because it usually always helps when i’m having a down day

Always Be Together - THE HARMONIES. the vocals are just beautiful in this song and it’s one of my favourites, i honestly will never understand why this song is so underrated, beautiful vocals and beautiful lyrics

Stereo Soldier - just a feelgood tune really, isn’t it, one of those songs that just makes you want to get up and dance, and i’ve had many a midnight dance party including this song

Pretend It’s OK - this song amazes me, the fact it was primarily written as a heartbreak song is one thing but the fact that it can be interpreted about literally anything astounds me?? like i don’t know many other songs that do that, and i will always applaud the girls for that. also knowing jade wrote her part about her grandad always gets me a little bit emotional myself

Turn Your Face - MY FAVOURITE ON THE ALBUM AND SO UNDERRATED. i think each and every one of the girls’ vocals shine, and this song is a prime example of why the world shouldn’t be sleeping on little mix, if you ask me. jade and leigh-anne’s solos in particular always stand out to me, but it is one of the most beautiful songs i have ever heard, much like Love Me or Leave Me, but we will get to that in a while. but yeah if you haven’t heard this song PLEASE DO.

We Are Who We Are - i bloody love this song, it too has helped me so much. it’s a song with a message of self-love, and realising society’s standards don’t define you and control you, none of us will ever look like the magazines want us to look (”throw away the books and the magazines, i’m never gonna look like a beauty queen”) and ah i just love it

How Ya Doin’? - this song always makes me feel really sassy when i sing it and i’m glad it’s a feeling that’s carried through the five years since the first time i listened to the album, it’s a prime singing-into-your-hairbrush-in-front-of-the-mirror song! plus it’s just a bop isn’t it tbh

Red Planet - at first i didn’t really get this song, but after a few listens i absolutely fell in love with it and the vocals continue to astound me

Going Nowhere - I. ADORE. THIS. SONG. it’s so sassy and so fun to dance around your room singing (trust me) and it gets out all the frustration towards a partner i’ve never had. their vocals are just so strong and the harmonies floor me. plus jesy’s beatboxing and leigh-anne’s rapping are so underrated give the girls credit i’m begging you

Madhouse - i’ve had a concept for a music video for this since the first time i heard it but because they never released it as a single it’s sad i’ll never see it, just listen to it and i think you’ll immediately get a music vid concept too. but apart from that, it’s just a cool song with a nice beat and its fun to try and match their voices (and in my case, fail every time)

Make You Believe: A BEAUTIFUL SONG. the vocals are just unreal and i love it a lot

Love Drunk: i will never understand why this song didn’t make it on the standard edition of the album because it’s a good’un

Case Closed: i love this song so much ah tbh i dont know why all three didn’t make it onto the standard edition of the album they’re all worthy

favourites from the album: Always Be Together, Turn Your Face

Salute

Salute - the female empowerment song we all needed, and still as relevant today as it always has been. i don’t really need to say much about this, but i adore it and will always be a staple of pretty much any playlist i make

Move - this is one of those songs that i always try to match their vocals on (and fail). it’s just a song that i can’t help but sing along to, it’s so catchy and they sound so good and the music video is SO GOOD and have i mentioned i love it because i really do (plus who remembers when my blog title was jade’s solo)

Little Me - the song we’ve all needed to hear at some point or another. for me personally it’s more relevant than ever, i always want to go back in time and tell kirsten who was being bullied all of the things in the song. plus the unplugged version is beyond gorgeous (”you’ve got a lot of time to act your age, you can’t write a book from a single page” is such an underrated lyric imo)

Nothing Feels Like You - just watch this live performance. i need say no more.

Towers - the lyrics are just so good?? and the vocals are just so beautiful??? i feel like jesy’s vocals in particular shine on this song and she owns it. “sorry heart, i’m sorry heart but we’ll have to start again” makes me sad every single time i don’t know why, but it’s just the sign of a good song AND THIS IS AN EXCEPTIONAL SONG.

About The Boy - just watch this live performance. i need say no more, but just prepare yourself ok you’re welcome

Boy - SO. UNDERRATED. this song is mainly acapella minus drums, and people have never really spoken about it??? like they literally make up this song entirely with vocals??? solos, harmonies and backing alike??? p l e a s e listen to this song to get it some of the recognition it truly deserves i can’t sing its praises enough. WATCH THE LIVE PERFORMANCE AND FALL IN LOVE.

Good Enough - another of those songs that can be interpreted in more ways than just a heartbreak song. as the girls say in the salute album livestream, it can be read as feeling insignificant to a sibling or not good enough for your parents or friends, and it’s just a song we all need to listen to because we’ve all been in that position at some point (or in my case, very often) and it just needs more hype over it because it’s beautiful and the vocals are showcased beautiful and needs more love

Mr Loverboy - i love the subtle r&b influence on this song (even though so many people hate it) and it’s a song i can’t help but sing along to whenever it comes on shuffle, it’s just an easy listening song for me i love itttt

A Different Beat - a feelgood song that always gets the ol’ feet tapping. a wholesome message surrounded by an upbeat track and it’s a good all-rounder

favourite songs from the album: Move, Towers, Boy, Good Enough

Get Weird

Black Magic - the one that everyone knows, a song that you can’t help but sing along to, and catchy as hell. i’ve seen so many people say this song is their guilty pleasure which i always fnd really funny idk why. watch this acoustic version to fall in love yeah okay cool

Love Me Like You - another foot tapper and a v good all-rounder. also the music video is great (so much so i wrote a videofic on it lmao) i like it a lotttt

Weird People - this is a song that i feel represents me emotionally. every time i listen to it i can’t help but think back to tour when they just parade around the stage in ridiculous outfits and accessories and it was the best night ever i adore this song and i adore the girls

Hair - if you’ve not sung this into your hairbrush at least once i want you to stop lying to yourself. it’s such a bop!!!! i much prefer the original, it must be said, but i love the music video, it’s so fun and poppy and i think they did a great job (i’d say relatable but who am i kidding i don’t have friends to have sleepovers with) it’s also catchy as all hell it’s never just in my head for a few hours, it’s in there for days at least

Grown - I LOVE THIS SONG. realising you’re too good for someone who wouldn’t look twice at you in the past but now you’re going places they’re coming out of the woodwork? nah thanks kick ‘em to the curb. I LOVE IT IT’S SO GOOD I ADORE THIS SONG. plus in case you were wondering, it’s insane performed live, trust me. just really listen to the lyrics, they’re stellar

I Love You - SO. UNDERRATED. the lyrics are beautiful, the vocals are exceptional (jade steals the show for me with this song tho it has to be said) and where is this song’s recognition?? where the hell is it??? (”even if the tears fall and my heart hates me, baby i love you” // “and it doesn’t matter what no-one says, even if it’s broken, i love you anyway” // “even if these three words choke and take me, baby i love you” // “there’s nothing left but these i love yous” THIS SONG IS SO RAW AND FROM THE HEART IT MAKES ME FEEL HEARTBREAK AND I’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED HEARTBREAK

OMG - this. is. leigh-anne’s. song. she absolutely owns it and the song is such a bop and so sassy and makes me feel like i’m appealing to people which is always a winner. it’s such a good one to sing at the top of your lungs, trust me. try it.

Lightning - perrie’s vocals in this song, did you mean my death??? the girl puts her lungs to good use. if you’ve heard the song before you know which part im talking about when i say wow. the fact they can perform it live sometimes even better than the studio version is still unreal. i just love this song and i love the girls

A.D.I.D.A.S - this song is one of my all time favourites, i just love it so fucking much. it’s so cheeky and fun and my love for it just never ends. i like that they spoke about the topic of sex like this, in a nice and breezy, fun way, a lot of bands don’t do that. plus leigh-anne’s solo? end me. “slaving in the kitchen, iced you a cake, and i served you a plate, but boy that ain’t what you ate” is one of the most iconic lines in music history don’t argue with me

Love Me or Leave Me - ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SONGS EVER MADE (as i briefly spoke about in Turn Your Face) i will forever be sad that this was never a single and they never performed it live, not on tour or in interviews. all four of their voices shine on this song and their solos are all exceptional. it’s one of those songs that always makes me emotional. listen to it with headphones on in a silent room and really listen to the lyrics. i can’t even choose one in particular because there are so many that make me an absolute wreck. prepare for emotions to hit you like a ton of bricks.

The End - MY. ACAPELLA. GODDESSES. 2 minutes of heavenly vocals. enough said.

I Won’t - i adore the message of this song. love yourself, you are enough as you are. listen to this if you need a pick-me-up, because it’ll work, i’m sure (”nothing good comes easy, if it did i wouldn’t be me” is literally the lyric that defines my life)

Secret Love Song, Pt. II - i’ve spoken about this song so much on this blog but it’s genuinely one of my favourite ever songs in the history of music, i just adore everything about it. (i didn’t list the version with jason bc he just ruins it #opinion) the lyrics, the fact they wrote it for their lgbtq+ fans, the vocals, everything about this song is beautiful and i will continue to scream its praises until i’m old and grey. this song is so important and dreamy and i just can never stop raving about it.

Clued Up - this song is so important and more people should know about it. the fact it’s acoustic makes me love it even more, it’s so stripped back and the fact it’s not layered with an intense upbeat backing track really highlights their vocals and the message of the song, and i just love everything about it. each and every one of them gets a chance to showcase their voice and they all do it flawlessly, i just think more people should know about this song. also try telling me this song isn’t the very definition of the journey that dan has been on over the years because it is

The Beginning - MY. ACAPELLA. GODDESSES. AGAIN. 1 and a half minutes of dreaminess and bliss , the vocals are unreal and the fact there is literally no music at all, is a prime example of why little mix need more recognition

favourites from the album: I Love You, A.D.I.D.A.S, Love Me or Leave Me, Secret Love Song pt. II

Glory Days

Shout Out To My Ex - this, my friends, is how you do a heartbreak song, let ‘em know what they’re missing out on now! i love how upbeat this is and how it’s not dwelling on the past, and the music video is so fun and shows off their friendship so well and i just love it

Touch - a fun little song with a fun beat, if you’ve not had a dance to this song i don’t know what to say to you

F.U - ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS EVER. i adore the motown vibe, all four of their vocals are showcased so well (especially perrie), and the lyrics are so sassy and i still have a music video concept in mind though whether or not they’ll ever release it and i’ll see if im right or not, we’ll never know. definitely listen to this song, it’s one of my favourite songs lm have ever doe

Oops - i adore every little thing about this song. their voices and charlie’s work together really well (and that live performance on the x factor floored me) and it’s a fun song and an exceptional all-rounder, if you ask me. realising you’re still feeling things for someone you once had a thing with and eventually realising they feel the same, what’s not to love? (plus the beat is amazing)

You Gotta Not - the lyrics are absolutely savage but the girls deliver them flawlessly (perrie steals the show for this song imo) and honestly rip whoever meghan trainor thought about whilst writing it

Down & Dirty - literally the epitome of a club banger. if you dont have an overwhelming urge to dance when the beat drops then you and i have nothing to say to each other (”we international divas, but i started out making your pizzas” TELL THEM HOW IT IS LEIGH-ANNE i love this line it’s so iconic)

Power - i. love. this. song. girls dominate in more ways than one amirite (a proper bop though, jesy’s solo forever remains a highlight)

Your Love - i could literally ramble on about my love for this song for at least four days. it’s so adorable and the vocals are outstanding (especially leigh-anne) and it makes me celebrate a relationship i don’t have and makes my heart warm, though maybe thats because i am a hopeless romantic and this song is the anthem for hopeless romantics. all in all, LOVE.

Nobody Like You - what. a. beautiful. heartbreaking. ballad. each of their solos is beautiful and breathtaking, and this song is guaranteed to make you feel things. it’s so raw and you can hear the emotion in their voices and it just adds so much to an already beautiful song. i cant recommend this song enough. must listen.

No More Sad Songs - an iconic heartbreak song. my initial thought on what the music vid would be was nothing like what the official vid is, and i actually started a songfic for it but it ended up going where i didn’t want it to so i scrapped it BUT i love this song dearly, turning something sad into something fun and positive, always a fan.

Private Show - i love how cheeky this song is, and i love the choice of lyrics. it’s a proper bop and i love it, it’s one of those songs i can’t not sing along to whenever it comes on. their vocals are also on point and i can never match them despite how hard i try

Nothing Else Matters - this song is so precious. jade’s vocals steal it for me, it must be said, but the chorus harmonies are to die for. i love the lyrics and how down to earth this song is, and it’s no wonder that it’s one of the girls’ favourites (most of all jade’s)

Beep Beep - i will genuinely never know why i adore this song so much, but i just do. i love everything about it. it’s so fun and cheeky and poppy, and their vocals are fire as usual, i just can’t recommend it enough. one of my favourites by far!

Freak - i love jesy’s voice in this song, and how overall the song is slightly urban and a bit grunge, i really love those influences. and if you don’t sing along with at least the chorus then i admire your willpower i really do. i love the lyrics and how they tell a clear narrative and i just love it in its entirety. sold song, more than solid vocals.

favourites from the album: F.U, Oops, Your Love, Nobody Like You, Beep Beep

this was a journey and has taken nearly three hours to write, so thank you for reading if anyone has read this far, this was fun :’)

#this took me nearly three hours to write

12 notes · View notes

ectonurites · 3 years ago

Text

doin a little tag game, was Tagged by @bunnvoid !

putting it under a cut tho bc long

1. why did you choose your url?

Junko Enoshima from dangan ronpa is my evil girlboss fave and Marina and the Diamonds is like my fave musical artist, so when I was like 15 I said ‘what if i just combine them’ and here we are. I usually use the username ‘ectonurites’ on most other places though, named after the ben 10 alien species

2. any side blogs?

none that I actively use, but yes a fuckton. old roleplay blogs, i used to do internet fan voice acting so some blogs for that, old cosplay blogs, i used to have a whole tumblr where i’d put all the overly-gushy romantic posts abt my boyfriend when we first started dating sfdh. also just some saved usernames n stuff

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

since late 2011. same account and everything!

4. do you have a queue tag?

NOPE. pretty much everything except me answering asks or posting art (or original posts like this n when i do other memey things) is queued, but its a fun surprise since i don’t use a tag so you never truly know :)

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

mainly bc some fic writers i liked over on fanfic.net had tumblrs and i wanted to follow them

6. why did you choose your icon?

i am bi and project onto tim

7. why did you choose your header?

gen rex & ben 10, my beloved idiots

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

in general its this one from when i was in my freshman year of high school. i was really that embarrassing sdgfhgfj

in terms of ‘within the last year’ its the bruce trying to pay kon not to date tim meme art sgf

9. how many mutuals do you have?

oh lord I don’t know, there’s not a super easy way to check that on here that i’m aware of? many.

10. how many followers do you have?

at the moment 7,120! who are you people how’d you get here

11. how many people are you following?

1,804. this has accumulated over the last almost 10 years. i know a lot of ppl i follow are now inactive but i dont have the heart to unfollow bc old memories..

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

oh frequently

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

It depends! usually i just check it a few times a day, unless i get really into a conversation/writing out a post, i don’t usually stay checking the website for long periods of time anymore

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?

idk? i mean i know i’ve had irl problems/fights etc with someone who i used to also be mutuals with here at least. but in terms of ‘getting into a fight online with someone’ i dont think i have

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

spreading awareness for things is good but sometimes people overuse that phrasing in ways that are super guilt trippy for no reason, so it depends

16. do you like tag games?

Sure! theyre fun. i don’t always do ‘em but they’re fun to read

17. do you like asks games?

ASK GAMES SLAP i love to. talk.

18. which of your tumblr mutuals do you think is famous?

oh man uhhh idk i have a lot of really cool mutuals 🥺️

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

kisses my wife @faeriesfloss

20. tags

im not taggin’ anyone specifically but whoever wants to feel free!

#grandpa max is god? i go to church now

3 notes · View notes

dopeloverx · 6 years ago

Text

DopeLoverx: all these spikes and shit DanielTheKing: you thought you was a god? ThatsTy: like y df my nigga aint puttin his hand up like he blokn det shit? DopeLoverx: let me move ThatsTy: yuh ThatsTy: i did DanielTheKing: we can swap dope DopeLoverx: ty besti ThatsTy: like shiiid im Vip, DanielTheKing: they can't attack u DanielTheKing: but they can hug u DanielTheKing: z ThatsTy: mfs still huggn me Guest_EvilXMarc: are my spikes in your way? DopeLoverx: YES! DopeLoverx: >>>>>> DanielTheKing: ion feel em Guest_EvilXMarc: oh lol DopeLoverx: lol ThatsTy: but wen i wasnt vip tryna hug a girl det was vip i kouldnt DanielTheKing: damn ty Guest_EvilXMarc: they look sexy Guest_EvilXMarc: . DanielTheKing: errbody love u ThatsTy: sit weird DopeLoverx: lmfao DopeLoverx: z DopeLoverx: right ThatsTy: my first imvu account i was 13, llf den i neva got on afta i turned 14 n hea i am 2day ThatsTy: gah bak on 2 years ago DanielTheKing: z DanielTheKing: you go way back then DanielTheKing: yah they changed that vip shit ThatsTy: fakts DanielTheKing: when it first came out u couldn't nun to vip DanielTheKing: u was a peasant ThatsTy: nah Guest_EvilXMarc: . Guest_EvilXMarc: lol ThatsTy: u still kant G Guest_EvilXMarc: >.> DanielTheKing: how they huggin u then ThatsTy: buh ion undastand how dey huggn me cus dude next to me was vip she hugged him n he basically pushed ha ass ThatsTy: im like wtf? DanielTheKing: z DanielTheKing: ur vip broke ThatsTy: i need my money bak Guest_EvilXMarc: is he typin about me? DanielTheKing: nah Guest_EvilXMarc: oh DanielTheKing: sumtin else marc Guest_EvilXMarc: im too high Guest_EvilXMarc: smh DanielTheKing: z DanielTheKing: i be tha only sober mf on imvu Guest_EvilXMarc: tryna slide on ole girl next to me ThatsTy: nah DopeLoverx: lol Guest_EvilXMarc: >.> DopeLoverx: its new years ThatsTy: z Guest_EvilXMarc: happy new years to everyone Guest_EvilXMarc: hope you guys get drunk DanielTheKing: it must be new yrs erryday for sum folks then ThatsTy: gne head n slide ThatsTy: G ThatsTy: its a open spot nex to ha ThatsTy: @Dope ThatsTy: yoo Guest_EvilXMarc: @strawberry Guest_EvilXMarc: have a boyfriend? DopeLoverx: when he move i want my corner seat back DopeLoverx: z Guest_EvilXMarc: oop DanielTheKing: lol ThatsTy: u havn a photo shoot dope? DopeLoverx: not rih now why ThatsTy: kus llf u dne changed hella times i just noticed det ThatsTy: i thought u was leavn n kummin bak buh u neva left DopeLoverx: cause the organe was getting on my nerves Guest_EvilXMarc: tryna show off in front of her new friend DanielTheKing: z Guest_EvilXMarc: @Marcus ThatsTy: dead asf DopeLoverx: and the way my back look in the white was frustrating Guest_EvilXMarc: lol. DopeLoverx: so i had to change again ThatsTy: uuh huh ThatsTy: i see DopeLoverx: yuh DopeLoverx rolls eyes ThatsTy: llf i jus asked sweetheart a nigga was curious, i dead ass thought u was takn pics of yaself Guest_EvilXMarc: @strawberry imma sing to ya Guest_EvilXMarc: hold up DanielTheKing: z Guest_EvilXMarc: lmaoo DanielTheKing: -dies- DanielTheKing: wah u gon sing Guest_EvilXMarc: idek Guest_EvilXMarc: gimmie some DopeLoverx: dont encourage him DopeLoverx: << ThatsTy: he muss b on mobile ion see nobody name strawberry n hea DanielTheKing: z Guest_EvilXMarc: i need a love song DopeLoverx: ikr DanielTheKing: that her mobile name ThatsTy: uhh huh ThatsTy: i see DanielTheKing: dope they be comin for u Guest_EvilXMarc: @magnolia tell your friend to stop cappin DopeLoverx: smh idk why ThatsTy: z Guest_EvilXMarc: she know she want me to sing to her Guest_EvilXMarc: . DopeLoverx: i dont ThatsTy: z Guest_EvilXMarc: lol dont be rude Guest_EvilXMarc: 😂 DopeLoverx: besti wyd ThatsTy: < DanielTheKing: bout to go turn on this heat ThatsTy: yooo DopeLoverx: lol DanielTheKing: cold af DopeLoverx: YOOOOOOO DopeLoverx: llol 8amz has left the chat DopeLoverx: z DopeLoverx: i wanna watch a movie DopeLoverx: any suggestions DanielTheKing: lol idk @ dope DanielTheKing: what u like DopeLoverx: action adventure thriller DopeLoverx: i kinda want a good thriller DanielTheKing: thrillers be havin u on that edge of ya seat DopeLoverx: my lips are numb DopeLoverx: im never doing this shit again DopeLoverx: omm DanielTheKing: doin what DopeLoverx: drinking DopeLoverx: i dont drink DopeLoverx: tryna be cool and shit ThatsTy: yall Daniel finna die DopeLoverx: >> DopeLoverx: why DanielTheKing: damn ThatsTy: kus his girl gne kill em DanielTheKing: drank too much huh DanielTheKing: aye man its a new yr ThatsTy: nah ion do det no mo ThatsTy: im tied asf tho DanielTheKing: can't put that on me so soon DopeLoverx: what did u do ThatsTy: ima b da one dets gne get killed by my girl tbh DanielTheKing: idk what ty talkin bout DanielTheKing: i was doin me Guest_EvilXMarc has left the chat DopeLoverx: ty butt dont make my head hurt DopeLoverx: lol DopeLoverx: im so confused ThatsTy: nah ima blame u too so yo girl kan kill u too DopeLoverx: Seee thats why you my fam ThatsTy: dets y he dyin llf DopeLoverx: you already knew DopeLoverx: z DanielTheKing: yah ThatsTy: im tied asf ThatsTy: its 3:45 DanielTheKing: hell yeah it is DopeLoverx slips on dawsons breek ThatsTy: tf is det? DanielTheKing: a song ThatsTy: oh ok ThatsTy: buh she dancin on beat doe ThatsTy: z ThatsTy: well she was DopeLoverx: my bihh lookin like oooo yo bihhh lookin like naaahhhh DopeLoverx: Droptop freak and she flossin DopeLoverx: ayeee DopeLoverx twerks DopeLoverx: my bihh loookin likoooo yo bih lookin like nah nah DanielTheKing: so Ty u drug free DopeLoverx: i fuckin love that song DopeLoverx: z DanielTheKing: i can tell DopeLoverx: thats all i wanted to hear DanielTheKing: z DanielTheKing: damn i hate shop on here DopeLoverx: im done DopeLoverx: im sleepy kinda DopeLoverx: if i get another new years text DopeLoverx: im turning my phone off DanielTheKing: ooo that alcohol kickn in DopeLoverx: my lips are still numb DopeLoverx: i keep biting them DanielTheKing: i guess u gotta sleep it off DopeLoverx: i gotta work tomorrow DopeLoverx: z DopeLoverx: im a light weight DanielTheKing: wha time DopeLoverx: i cant smoke either cause the weed too stong DopeLoverx: my nepheew got me some gas 1 time DopeLoverx: im thinking im taking that shit DopeLoverx: till i hit it forreal DopeLoverx: almost died DanielTheKing: lol DanielTheKing: were you coughing? DopeLoverx: when i was hitting it nahh DopeLoverx: not till the last hit DanielTheKing: gon cough out ya lungs on tha floor DopeLoverx: shit was painful DopeLoverx: and i was passed out in the next room DopeLoverx: shit was uncontrollable DanielTheKing: awwww DopeLoverx: i dont do drugs DanielTheKing: say no to drugs DopeLoverx: lol DopeLoverx: riii DopeLoverx: im a good girl DopeLoverx: see:) DopeLoverx: my high tho is sex frfr DanielTheKing: lol DopeLoverx: good sex younger looking skin DopeLoverx: more smiles DopeLoverx: lol DanielTheKing whispers: whats ya fav position? DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lllol are u serious whats urs DanielTheKing whispers: doggy and cowgirl lol KGTF has joined the chat DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: oo. depends on teh mood KGTF: Yoo DopeLoverx: HAPPY NEW YEARS! DopeLoverx: WHATS GOOD MF DanielTheKing whispers: a quiet place is a good thriller KGTF: Happy New Years KGTF: Lmaoo KGTF: And Shii CHiLlin DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i saw it it was kinda like bird box hella random DopeLoverx: how was it it bringing in 2019 KGTF has left the chat DanielTheKing: damn he left quick DanielTheKing whispers: u saw searching? DopeLoverx: lol DopeLoverx: i tild u i was boring DopeLoverx: z DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll yep seen that 1 too DanielTheKing whispers: damn you seen it all DanielTheKing whispers: movie buff ass DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i love watching good movies i use to live at teh theater DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i use to wanna be a actress DanielTheKing whispers: u saw the commuter? DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: nahhh lol DanielTheKing whispers: damn it'd be cool hanging wit u i love watching movies together DanielTheKing whispers: its pretty good DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i dont think i have DanielTheKing whispers: and i love thrillers DanielTheKing whispers: and romance haha and action DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: aww DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: im sure ur a romantic DanielTheKing whispers: only for the right woman DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: ") i wou;dnt expect otehrwise DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll DanielTheKing whispers: what time is work DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: 3p i close DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: im fucking pissed too DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: but its whatever DanielTheKing whispers: u got time DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: oh yeahh DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: did u make breakfast DanielTheKing whispers: i been in here the whole time DanielTheKing whispers: loll DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll DanielTheKing whispers: ima make it later in tha day DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: what was he talking about getting u in trouble DanielTheKing whispers: oh cause i got a bestie thats a female DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: hmmm DanielTheKing: yaasss its warm now DopeLoverx: lol me and blankie making sweet warmth right now DanielTheKing: haha thats wassup DanielTheKing whispers: why you say hmmm? DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i dont wanna get u in trouble DanielTheKing whispers: loll ima not stop having friends cause my gf DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: tho me and toast got something i still move like im single lol DanielTheKing whispers: people like me and i can help ppl by being me so i cant stop DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: um lol Guest_pabloperp has joined the chat DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: thats no how that shit works DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll DanielTheKing whispers: what u mean DopeLoverx: people are so weird DopeLoverx: :x DanielTheKing: jump out a plane #2019 DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: you respect her wishes no friends mean no friends lmfao Guest_pabloperp has left the chat DanielTheKing whispers: Nah b thats not me if i can help someone ima do it DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll DanielTheKing whispers: i give a part of myself to my gf no1 else gets that should be enuff DanielTheKing whispers: you can't hog some1 for yourself ppl aren't made like that DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: thninks about my clingy nature DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: >> um yeah right DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll DanielTheKing whispers: ima be a psychologist DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: thats a pefect idea i wanted to be a thearpist DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: bro swear we friends af DanielTheKing whispers: ppl seem to love getting advice from me lol DanielTheKing whispers: so we aint go sumn special goin on? DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: cause u talk to people in a way they understand DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: wait huh DanielTheKing whispers: people are simple to me DanielTheKing whispers: im just messin wit u DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: you a scorpio tho DanielTheKing whispers: we vibe really well i love your energy and honesty even tho u try to hide it sometimes DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: hide my energy? DanielTheKing whispers: nah your feelings DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: rolls eyes DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: what feelings lol DanielTheKing whispers: like if you feeling a way about something you tend to tuck it away at times DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: no comment DanielTheKing whispers: z DanielTheKing whispers: its cool...i know most guys are terrible listeners DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll DanielTheKing whispers: why you feel like im a good fit as ya bestie DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: cause u fun to talk to u keep the convo going you always roll with the vibe i throw DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: imvu dont do that shit nomore DanielTheKing whispers: gotta make tha most of the time u have DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: on earth? DanielTheKing whispers: plus your vibe is fun lol you always on sum crazy DanielTheKing whispers: nah with the ppl you come in contact with DanielTheKing whispers: anything can happen a person mite have to leave imvu for some months DanielTheKing whispers: then that energy aint there no more Guest_pabloperp has joined the chat Guest_Kingjay23136 has joined the chat Guest_Kingjay23136 has left the chat Guest_pabloperp has left the chat ThatsTy has left the chat DanielTheKing whispers: that was random af DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: nah its a convo never feel like that DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: with me DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: cause i try key word TRY not to hold back with you DanielTheKing whispers: im not expecting you to lay it all on me cause u still gettn to know me DanielTheKing whispers: i just know that as people we go thru so much DanielTheKing whispers: and alot of times we dont have ppl to just express ourselves to or with DanielTheKing whispers: so we carry alot of pain with us and its rough DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: your gonna make me cry that shit is so real DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: the people im around i dont expess myself too DanielTheKing whispers: like you could be a kid who went thru abuse but couldn't say nun or cps would come take u DanielTheKing whispers: that shit don't go away DanielTheKing whispers: or if ya parents was on drugs or u saw someone u was close to commit suicide DanielTheKing whispers: its alot of shit DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: that happen to you DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: << DanielTheKing whispers: so i just say ppl need to just be them cause its not guide book to this life shit DanielTheKing whispers: shit alot happen to me lol DanielTheKing whispers: but parental abuse was something yes DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: mom or dad DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: << DanielTheKing whispers: dad DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: alcohol? DanielTheKing whispers: nah just cause he could DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: beat u woop you verbal? DanielTheKing whispers: beat down with items, fist, verbal all that DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: im so sorry DanielTheKing whispers: i wasn't even mad bout that abuse cause shit happens DanielTheKing whispers: i was more mad at the adults around who knew and aint do shit DanielTheKing whispers: they just let it happen DanielTheKing whispers: that was my proof to know adults are fucked up DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: not even adults just some peopl DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: people DanielTheKing whispers: that shit drove me insane tho DanielTheKing whispers: couldn't trust nobody forever DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: smh DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: since then ... DanielTheKing whispers: that shit warped my personality for many yrs lol DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: how DanielTheKing whispers: like i didn't wanna be a victim DanielTheKing whispers: but i couldn't be me without existing with that pain DanielTheKing whispers: so i kinda acted like someone else for a time being DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: what was your safe place like someone else who? DanielTheKing whispers: like i just was trying to hang with otha ppl who were prob bad for me DanielTheKing whispers: just to avoid living with reality DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: do u ever feel like it happen for a reason DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: it being 2019 DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: like have you grown into a better you DanielTheKing: hell nah i wouldn't wish that on anyone DanielTheKing whispers: but um DanielTheKing whispers: i've grown alot since then DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: got caught slippin DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lmfaoo DanielTheKing whispers: the only thing that came out of it was me being able to know how much pain the world is in DanielTheKing whispers: and how easy it is to hide it cause i hid it very well and i still hide it at times DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: .... DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: << DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: the realest shit i was told as a child when i tried to express my feelings like the REAL shit DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: "sounds like a personal problem" and "Noone cares" DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: but i dont feel that way DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i care about people DanielTheKing: your fam tell u they love u DanielTheKing whispers: z DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lmfao DanielTheKing whispers: this damn thing keep fuckn up DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: there u go DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: z DanielTheKing whispers: but my parents never told me that DanielTheKing whispers: nore any of my fam DanielTheKing: i grew up fast af DanielTheKing whispers: z DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: my dad died protecting me DanielTheKing whispers: this mf cursor boy DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: my mom had been thru some shit b4 that DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: when i was in HS she told me everyday just dont come home pregnant DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i dont even be out like that lol DanielTheKing whispers: man shit DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: she got preg young with my sister and got married young and then the crack era hit DanielTheKing whispers: i never had one sex talk with my parent DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and their dad my sister and brother DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: their dad was hooked on drugs DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and my mom was taking care of them DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: holding shit down DanielTheKing whispers: i fell into porn at 10 and foul language DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: until my moms mom died then she had to take in her lil sister DanielTheKing whispers: ever since then i felt like an adult lol DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and her husband the fatehr of her two childer hooked on drugs raped my moms little sister DanielTheKing whispers: z DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and that shit fucked her up DanielTheKing whispers: wtf DanielTheKing whispers: you can unsee shit ya know DanielTheKing whispers: can't DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: then fast forward 4 years later she meets my pops DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: whos a family man supporter all that DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: never married has me lol DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and not even a year after that hes gone DanielTheKing whispers: shit cray DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: so my mom gonna became DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: different ig DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: always over protective controling DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: grumpy DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i hate to say it lol DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: she didnt like hugging us DanielTheKing whispers: being a parent is hard af and scary DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: or kissing us DanielTheKing whispers: my parents never hugged till i was grown DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: ikr DanielTheKing whispers: well my mom at least DanielTheKing whispers: my dad shit DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol shit cray DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: my moms been in and out the hospital DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: she let me kiss her and tell her i love her i had to leav her there 1 night DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: after going thru this break up DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: like god knew i needed someone DanielTheKing whispers: the world is fucked up man DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: like walking around straght face any dude looking at me getting mugged DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol but inside lol DanielTheKing whispers: and ppl try to act like we all doing well like everything all good DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i just wanted a genuine hug DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: someone i felt like i could trust to tell me they love me DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: all i got is my mama DanielTheKing whispers: ikr DanielTheKing whispers: the i love you words genuinely with a hug touches your soul DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: my brother and sister different dad they blamed my mother for their fater raping our aunt DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and they didnt like me cause i was born outside DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: so just imagine thru the years DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol the saltynesss and shade DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol the fakeness DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol it was sad DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: we just started getting along again but tbh i still dont trust them sometimes DanielTheKing whispers: i bet it was DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i dont trust their intentions DanielTheKing whispers: i wouldn't honestly some shit just dont go away DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i make more money than they ever and my dad before he died set me and my other brother up really well with money DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: so they use me sometimes DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: but because my heart is so giving DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: it hurts hwne i need them in return and they cant deliver i dont want the money i just want my sister ya know DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i dont want shit you have lol DanielTheKing whispers: like one reason i wouldn't wish this on anyone cause i was paranoid one time DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: just show me you care about me like yall care about each other DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: a little of what i been thru as far as family lol DanielTheKing whispers: the word family don't mean nun to me DanielTheKing whispers: i've seen fam do some dispicable things to each other and its sad DanielTheKing whispers: yall blood DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: thats why i adored my ex he was family oriented Guest_Basseses has joined the chat DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: always with his family or doing something for his family DanielTheKing whispers: i do alot for my fam tho DanielTheKing whispers: thats why my last 5 yrs been hellacious to some degree DanielTheKing whispers: somebody always need sum and i dont ask for nun in return DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: bro ya boy broke my heart lmfao DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: im still kinda shell shocked DanielTheKing whispers: my boy? DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: ya boy meaning the dude DanielTheKing whispers: oh DanielTheKing: since we scorpios lol DanielTheKing whispers: z DanielTheKing whispers: oh my goddddddd DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lmfao DanielTheKing whispers: this cursor is annoying DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: rofl DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: but yeah and then when i see him DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: all i get is Im sorry DanielTheKing whispers: im sorry cause i miss that good pussy DanielTheKing whispers: z DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: 6 mos i went over that shit like where is baby somethings wrong why cant i get in touch Guest_Basseses has left the chat DanielTheKing whispers: they right tho DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: then wehn i did talk to him DanielTheKing whispers: times does heal most things DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: he was like we gonna be together again and i love you this and that DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and i saw the bitch DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: he was with on thanks giving DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i asked him before that DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: a few days before cause it was his birthday DanielTheKing whispers: was his new chick looking like nahhhhhhh? DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i wished him a hbd DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i asked him if he had a girl or was talking to anyone DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: he straight up lied to me bro DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and said NO DanielTheKing whispers: z DanielTheKing whispers: wtf DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: im thinking we gonna be together again and then i saw the bitch DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: he sending me pics of us DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: frm the summer before DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and shit DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: AND YOU GOT A WHOLE BITCH! DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: he dosnt know i know but after i saw that shit i stopped talking to him DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i dont ever wanna feel like that again left in the dark DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: like i trusted u DanielTheKing whispers: damn love DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: if u need sum and i got it u got it DanielTheKing whispers: that relationship really fucked wit u DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i question my sanity still DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: like was i crazy for believeing it was real DanielTheKing whispers: nah DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: like what did i do wrong for him to do that to me DanielTheKing whispers: you wanted it be real cause you were giving it your all DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: he had me thinking it was forever shit lol DanielTheKing whispers: it wasnt u it was him DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i feel so stupid DanielTheKing whispers: u gave ya energy to tha wrong nigga DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i never saw this guy coming DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i use to tell him you never know someone until at least 2 -3 years DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: in a relationship DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: 4 years lateer DanielTheKing whispers: relationships are for adults tho DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: this shit happens DanielTheKing whispers: its hard af if u still learning yourself DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: yeah we were young DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: jhene aiko was our summer song lol DanielTheKing whispers: like if iwas in a relationship when i was younger DanielTheKing whispers: i would've been a savage i swear DanielTheKing whispers: i didn't give no fucks 6horty has joined the chat DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: see that relationship turned me into a savage loll DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i was talking to mad dude DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: not to sound like a hoe DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i was faithful for 4 years even after he ghosted me DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i had a 1 night stand DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: started fucking this dude i met over th esummer lol DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: it was crazy DanielTheKing whispers: im still a savage tho DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: ive calm down since then DanielTheKing whispers: i just don't act on it DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: u? DanielTheKing whispers: yah DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: really? lol DanielTheKing whispers: i can't make a woman fall in love with me and drop her like a brick cause idc DanielTheKing whispers: z DanielTheKing whispers: but i wouldn't do that DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol i still dont get it DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and then feed me bullshit DanielTheKing: i can't i would feel guilty now DanielTheKing: but catch me some yrs ago DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: smh lol ive never been dirty like that DanielTheKing whispers: i would sell u a dream like a mf DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: but its fuck him now DanielTheKing whispers: and have u thinkn all kinda shi DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: where ever he is now i hope he realizes he broke someones heart who rode for them DanielTheKing whispers: i like a woman with a nice body DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: we use to have this thing where we would fall out and be liek nahh we together till the lord says otehrwise DanielTheKing whispers: so she can be my snack lol DanielTheKing whispers: z DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol and the lord sid otehrwise DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: llol DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: u a scorpio i know u a freak DanielTheKing whispers: shit a extra freak DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol i know DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: well DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: i dont know know but im sure DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol youd def keeo me wet DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: but DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: on that note DopeLoverx yawns DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: its about time for me to goto bedddddd DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: << DanielTheKing whispers: lol DanielTheKing whispers: id be askn can i hit it in tha mornin too DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: lol be good DanielTheKing whispers: i needa hit tha gym soon DanielTheKing whispers: this 6'4ness i going to waste =(( DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: loll DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: well babe DopeLoverx hugs u DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: im headed out DanielTheKing hugs u back DanielTheKing whispers: sweet dreams strawberry DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: you have a wonderful night as always a pleasure DanielTheKing whispers: big factz!! DanielTheKing whispers: nite DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es3Fm7dLm2o DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: tell me youll listen to it DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: and tell me what u think 6horty has left the chat DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: this is my sleep mood rihgt now DanielTheKing whispers: i got u ima leave a message for u DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: mk hhun DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: good night DanielTheKing whispers: b4 u go DanielTheKing: z DanielTheKing whispers: u know what's tha best DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: << DopeLoverx > DanielTheKing: ?? DanielTheKing whispers: when someone u really vibe with tell u why you mean something to them DanielTheKing whispers: to hear that is priceless it feels like time stopped for a sec

0 notes

baekhoneyed · 7 years ago

Text

tagged by @kokokysoo for one of those “get to know me” memes! (under the cut cuz its so long)

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people (idk how many people ill end up tagging and dont feel obligated!!)

THE LAST:

1. Drink: water but like i think my flatmates put vodka in the ice cube trays so?? not sure exactly how much is accidentally Not Water

2. Phone Call: uhhhhh a study abroad program advisor

3. Text Message: my older brother tryna convince me that i’ll make friends eventually lmao

4. Song you listened to: i actually stopped writing this to grab a sweater but then TT came on and i instinctively dance to it now so that happened

5. Time you cried: almost last night but like... not enough feelings to actually cry yet just wait

6. Dated someone twice: never even dated someone once, bro...

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: i never regret giving my dog kisses but sometimes my cat swipes at me :/

8. Been cheated on: gotta have a boyfriend first to get cheated on

9. Lost someone special: yup

10. Been depressed: only since i was 12 years old l m f a o

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: i hate puking so i never go past being tipsy

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. red!

13. millennial pink fight me

14. rose gold fight me again

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yyyes but i sure would like to make some more Here, at my Current University

16. Fallen out of love: mmm not Love but definitely Like? i stopped Liking someone who i had a crush on

17. Laughed until you cried: so frequently it’s worrisome

18. Found out someone was talking about you: um did u mean middle and high school? i was such a petty bitch tho i put em in their places after crying in my room alone lmfao

19. Met someone who changed you: yes yes yes! dallon is the first who comes to mind he’s... no words

20. Found out who your friends are: ummm i dont know?

21. Kissed someone on your facebook list: ...my mom??? lmao

GENERAL:

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them except a few who ive just added bc we’re all transfer students to the same university this year and im Desperate

23. Do you have any pets: yes!! 2 cats, Harry and Kai (shut up ok i’ve always liked that syllable in chinese) and one dog, Lady my perfect cuddle angel baby

24. Do you want to change your name: honestly... sometimes yeah? but only because it’s so boring when it’s translated into chinese/korean so maybe i’d just change my names in those languages idk

25. What did you do for your last birthday: probably just went out to dinner w/ my family, but when i got back to my old college my friends and i went to a store in Queens it was such a good day...

26. What time did you wake up: like... noon probably lmao #depression

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: rewatching exo next door and gettin emotional over ksoo

28. Name something you can not wait for: THE POWER OF MUSIC BITCH LESS THAN 12 HOURS NOW

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: a couple weeks ago when she and my dad helped me move in to my apartment

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i didnt have fucking depression! anxiety is easy to deal with for me but depression isnt

31. What are you listening to right now: walk on memories

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i have a 2nd cousin named Tom he’s like 50 years old

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: ......so much

34. Most visited website: netflix/facebook/tumblr

35. Mole/s: one on my back, one on my neck, one under my left boob... i think that’s it

36. Mark/s: mostly bruises on my shins bc im clumsy; also some shaving scars from like 3+ years ago (one of em bled for 4 days while i was in china!)

37. Childhood dream: typical american kid stuff like ballerina and movie star

38. Hair color: medium brown i guess? it used to be lighter but it’s been getting darker as i get older

39. Long or short hair: i just cut it short again so it’s just touching my shoulders when dry (it’s wavy-curly so it’s a bit longer than that in reality)

40. Do you have a crush on someone: yeah can i have uhhhhhhhh byun baekhyun? no one irl tho

41. What do you like about yourself: ive got a great complexion that has really calmed down in the past few years! and i love my eyes ive got gorgeous eyes and a nice smile and a cute body and ive been doin self-love the past year can u tell?

42. Piercings: just regular ear piercings that i only got... a year ago...

43. Blood type: i never remember but maybe O? whichever one is the most common i think idk tho

44. Nickname: lulu is a nickname, ummm ive had a few friends call me em or ems which is cute

45. Relationship status: chronically single and repulsive to the male population, perhaps?

46. Zodiac: sun in pisces/leo rising (fun fact when i was little a kid asked me my sign so i said pisces and he called me fish poop so i cried) (he was probably a gemini the fuckin asshole), year of the tiger

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite tv show: pushing daisies, 30 rock, scrubs, grey’s anatomy but only up til the 8th season then it’s bad

49. Tattoos: i actually almost got one a few weeks ago but then i lost my job :/ i wanted to get “je ne regrette rien” tattooed on my hip bone real small

50. Right or left handed: right - i used to be able to write pretty well with my left hand but alas...

51. Surgery: yyyup wisdom teeth removal, eyelid surgery to get rid of some bumpy things, broken arm when i was like 1.5 years old, and im getting lasik next summer probably

52. Piercing: ya already asked ya doofus

53. Sport: my dad made me play basketball in middle school i got 2 technical fouls bc i had anger issues so i stopped playing basketball. i got Decent at ballet tho!

54. Vacation: we havent really had the money lately

55. Pair of trainers: i just bought 2 new pairs bc i ruined my only pair in seoul and had to throw them out (they got soaked in the rain and then mildewed n all) (side note: they’re so expensive?? the adidas and nike were as expensive as the new balance which is Silly so i just bought adidas and nike)

MORE GENERAL:

56. Eating: nothing rn but i need to go get dinner...

57. Drinking: did we not already go over this

58. I’m about to go: either to the dining hall or to a nearby restaurant im honestly not sure

59. Waiting for: exo to move in next door to me only to discover that one of them is my childhood best friend-slash-first love and another has fallen in love with me and my clumsy but lovable personality :)

60. Want: byun baekhyun (im kidding kind of, um i want to make friends here and be less anxious about my classes and life in general)

61. Get married: yeah one day but so far no one i’ve met is Vibing with that seeing as no one will even ask me out im not Super Hopeful :/

62. Career: chinese major/korean minor at a university um hopefully after i graduate someone will hire me and give me money to do something i dont completely hate but we’ll see

WHICH IS BETTER:

63. Hugs or kisses: i literally would not know so i will say Hugs because they’re the only things ive experienced! and i could use a really long hug rn

64. Lips or eyes: ...eyes... but lips r important too cuz i cant even look at a photo of amy schumer anymore w/out staring at her terrifying lips

65. Shorter or taller: taller but someone around my height would be ok too (.....im just sayin im like the same height as bbh...)

66. Older or younger: older bc im not about to go dating a freshman or a high schooler lmfao

67. Nice arms or nice stomach: arrrrrrrrms

68. Hookup or relationship: never had either but i think i’d prefer a stable relationship to some extent?? we just dont know

69. Troublemaker or hesitant: im a troublemaker when im comfortable w/ people/places but other than that hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

70. Kissed a stranger: no

71. Drank hard liquor: yeah it’s nasty :/ but it does the trick

72. Lost glasses/contact lenses: somehow no

73. Turned someone down: ya this one guy hit on me when i was walking thru myeongdong but he was a) a stranger b) 25 years old c) from egypt so like it was never gonna happen buddy

74: Sex on the first date: gonna need a first date before i can even answer (the answer would be no i am not down w/ that)

75. Broken someone’s heart: probably not, ill dont think im capable of doing that plus im still so young that realistically it just hasnt been a possibility

76. Had your heart broken: not really, my silly crushes have all been resolved easily bc i never talk about them and then i notice things i dont like about the person and stop liking them like that

77. Been arrested: no but a friend of mine got arrested for trespassing on a roof in nyc last year lmao

78: Cried when someone died: yeah

79. Fallen for a friend: sort of? briefly? it never went anywhere it was silly

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

80. Yourself: i try to most days but it’s rough

81: Miracles: i mean im not a non-believer but i also don’t actively wait for them to happen or really put much stock in them

82. Love at first sight: im not sure because bbh hasnt seen me yet so how would we know??

83. Santa Claus: not anymore i think when i was 8 i sorta stopped

84. Kiss on the first date: never even had a first date or a first kiss ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

85. Angels: um yeah actually! proof they exist - byun baekhyun do kyungsoo kim jongdae kim jongin the list goes on,,

OTHER:

90. Current best friends: dallon, lilli, ida, stephanie, aria!

91: Eye color: light green. i have Gorgeous eyes!!!

92: Favorite movie: a taiwanese movie called Secret, i rly liked ksoo’s movie Hyung, Chicago the Musical... there are more but im drawing a blank

i guess ill tag... no one but if ur reading this and u wanna do it feel free to say i tagged u! i love learning about u guys it makes me feel less alone

#about me #long post //#tysm for tagging me i love being recognized as a Person!!

0 notes