#I mean a literal chicken

[probablygayattorneys]

Damn it, someone didn’t properly tag their spoilers again and a huge part of Azran Legacy was just spoiled for me. Yeah, I learned Emmy was actually Theodore Roosevelt the entire time. :/

[tomwambsgans]

greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it

[unlimitedgolden]

hey no offense but did we play the same DLC??? did we watch the same video???

Abuse??? the old couple being greedy??? pecharunts friends???? not to be autistic as hell but literally none of that happened??

the old couple loved pecharunt like their own son because they straight up didnt have any kids

pecharunt being like. a runt. a child. thought "wow this is great lemme get more of this" because it's literally a child with crazy powers who definitely doesn't understand the consequences of its actions yet, poor thing

the old couple didnt tell it to do ANY of that until the mochi and i quote "draw out the greed of anyone who ate them". thats literally what it does.

"they were just like that on the inside" no i dont think so, who DOESNT have greed within them? you are not free from greed. you literally see in the beginning how much they truly loved this lil guy

and you then literally see pecharunt doesnt "make friends" it obtained allies to use through the poison, it LITERALLY says that.

Theres a big BIG emphasis on the chains that are on all three of them !! it's the chains that come OUT of pecharunt!! it's ability isn't "Poison Puppeteer" for no reason. It's signature move isn't MALIGNANT chain for no reason either!!

I mean. Let's look at the other facts about the Loyal three such as the Scarlet Dex entries:

"After all its muscles were stimulated by the toxic chain around its neck, Okidogi transformed and gained a powerful physique."

"The chain is made from toxins that enhance capabilities. It stimulated Munkidori's brain and caused the Pokémon's psychic powers to bloom."

"Fezandipiti owes its beautiful looks and lovely voice to the toxic stimulants emanating from the chain wrapped around its body."

In the in game lore it tells you that they didn't always look like this, and the chains changed them AND, you guessed it, brought out their inner desires. Their greedy desires. So do you see how the old couple literally were never greedy, they didn't demand this as they were under pecharunts influence? there was no abuse??? and they did NOT get its friends killed either!! They didn't even know!!

Look how at the end of the DLC everyone is no longer under the effects and they have no idea how they got there. They only remember the moments before the mochi. So the real kicker isn't "oh how tragic pecharunt was in an abusive family and its friends were killed cus of their greed", oh no the kicker is:

Pecharunt was nothing but a child with an evil power that it clearly didn't know how to use, or didn't even intend for it to be used for such evil. It did what it thought was right, for the love of the only two people that it had known, only for it to lead to it's own downfall and the downfall of three other Pokemon who succumbed to the poison. Furthermore, Pecharunt never came home. Those old couple woke up not having a clue where Pecharunt, the pokemon they loved as a son, had gone off to and they died not knowing (this is an ancient tale after all). Hell, Pecharunt probably doesn't even know they're dead either. Nobody wins.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

The Hazbin Hotel has one of those fancy rectangular dining room tables. Charlie makes them all eat dinner together every night and every night Charlie sits on one end while Alastor sits on the other. Everything is going fine until Lucifer shows up. They all sit down for dinner, Charlie sitting on one end and LUCIFER on the other. No one really notices at first because it's just a seat (except Husk who KNOWS that this isn't going to end well). Then Alastor shows up. Everyone except Lucifer realizes immediately what's going to happen. Alastor and Lucifer get into their usual dick measuring contest. "It's literally just a seat" "Okay then move" "NO FUCK YOU". Charlie obviously offers up her seat but both of them refuse and agree that she deserves to sit there. They will NOT stop arguing and talk like adults so Charlie treats them like children. She takes the chair and neither of them sits at the end. They all finish their dinner in silence.

The next night when everyone goes to eat dinner the regular table is replaced by a huge round one so nobody sits on the end and they're all "equals".

Charlie knights of the round tables her fucking hotel

[the-patchwork-girl-of-oz]

“They just want money Splitting wicked into 2 parts isn’t necessary” yes it is. Period. Just trust me on this.

I saw someone criticize it because they were able to adapt the book into one musical. This is false. They adapted about 50 of the 406 page novel.

[fairys-dream]

logans journal: “We had one of our worst fights to date. I don’t know how much longer I’ll be able to contain that side of me if this continues on. He always manages to awaken something deep inside. Getting harder to fight it. Have to keep drinking it back down.”

vics journal: “TODAY I FOUGHT LOGAN. WE HAD FUN. I HIT HIM WITH A STEEL PIPE AND HE FLEW REALLY FAR. HE SMILED AT ONE OF MY JOKES. =) I CANT WAIT TO SEE HIM AGAIN!”

i feel like vic would see logan journalling and want in on it too lol. also i think he’d only learn capital letters cuz like…why learn both. still readable.

[trendingdrama]

welp! i am in love with a phoenix chicken !

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

examining your relationship with your art can be fun

but watch out

[sukalaap]

[brainrotgoverner]

Do I have no ships because I headcanon half the cast aro, ace or both or do I headcanon half the cast aro, ace or both because I have no ships

[oswaldthatendswald]

Oh shit it's been exactly one year since I started One Piece. That's. That's fucking wild actually. Wow.

[fucklestat]

RALEIGH RITCHIE | Chicken Shop Date 🍗💞

[outism-had-a-purpose]

Considering her literary source, Ryoshu probably had (has? eh not likely) a kid, though for the life of me I really can't imagine Ryoshu being married or even in a relationship to anyone; so I'm thinking either she got knocked up in a fling or something or Yuzuki (also: Yoshika in other sources) would turn out to be a child Ryoshu randomly picked up for one reason or another, or maybe the kid just started following this terrifying swordswoman with a thing for gore art around to the point Ryoshu goes "Alright. YMDN."

[waddles-ex-machina]

i’m watching the new chicken run movie w my family and the fun thing abt the casting choices is that they got hilda from hilda and eugene from tangled so its like i get to experience a universe where hilda still has a dad but he’s competent this time

[schwazombie]

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER AND MY FRIDGE FUCKING BROKE. IT IS DEAD. IT'S JOINED THE CHOIR INVISIBLE.

Like I know we got it used but c'mon man :/ In the middle of summer?

Gonna get this retro looking mofo

To go with this green kitchen I'm saving up for

[freyrmichokolatte]

Scissor Seven modern AU but the Shadow Assassins are celebrities and Seven is a masked celebrity because he wants to live a normal fucking life that's not connected to his celebrity life

The Shadow Assassins also care about eachother because fuck canon I'll devour it with FLUFF