#I mean I have headcanons about why he is like that

[snow-snowball]

⭑.ᐟ Wink! ⭑.ᐟ

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characters: Sylus, Caleb, Zayne, Xavier, Rafayel.

a/n: English is not my first language, so I apologise for my mistakes. Dividers belongs to @enchanthings

warnings: fem!Y/N, headcanons, LMAO with Xavier, +18 hints

Sylus:

• He was cleaning his weapon when you suddenly burst into his room. Nah, sweetie, Sylus wasn't startled because he sensed your presence. Raising his eyes to meet yours, he arched an eyebrow in question.

• “Kitten, what's up?”

• “Nothin',” you replied, plopping down on the couch next to him. It hit him that you had barged into his life in the same way and you were still with him. Lost in thought, he couldn't help but smile.

• “Hey, Sylus, check this out!” You turned his face towards you and winked at him a few times.

• “Whoa, can you cross your eyes on purpose? Or is that some kind of medical condition?” the man teased, watching your face turn red with annoyance. He totally loves to wind you up. You nudged him in the shoulder and were about to leave, but he pulled you onto his lap, hugging you tightly and kissing your shoulder. “Sorry, didn't mean to get under your skin, it's just... you're even more like a kitten when you're mad.”

Caleb:

• You and Caleb were baking an apple pie together, using your signature recipe.

• Caleb tried to help, but he was more of a distraction, peppering your neck with passionate kisses. “Caleb! Go to the living room, pronto!”

• “But, Y/N...”

• “I said living room. Now.” At your words, he lowered his head and shuffled off. Exhaling, you finally got back to your task.

• After a while, the pie was ready. Its aroma wafted through the apartment. Caleb's head popped out from around the corner, looking at you sheepishly.

• “Oh, look who's here, drawn in by the scent! Isn't it Mr. 'I Love to Hinder'?” You looked at him and chuckled at his bewildered expression. Winking at him, you gestured for him to come to the table.

• Caleb was instantly by your side, hands reaching for a slice of pie you had just cut. “Speaking of which, you winked at me. Does that... mean something, or...?” he asked, mouth full, playfully wiggling his eyebrows.

• “I'm being flirted with by a hamster, oh my god.”

• “I'm not a hamster!”

Zayne:

• Zayne was examining yet another patient when you suddenly materialized in his field of vision: a stunning blue dress that accentuated your figure, perfectly styled hair, delicate jewelry, and subtle makeup. You were radiant. The doctor couldn't help but let his gaze linger on you, and you, with a playful smirk, winked at him. The patient, however, decided to bring him back down to earth. “Dr. Zayne, so, what's the diagnosis?”

• “Everything's fine. I'll be right back and we'll continue,” Zayne said, his eyes already following you as he made his way out.

• “Doctor, but...!” the patient protested, his words falling on deaf ears.

• “Why are you here and looking so... dolled up?” the doctor asked, loosening his tie slightly, trying to swallow the sudden knot of nerves in his throat.

• “Oh, Dr. Zayne, could it be that you've forgotten about our date? How naughty of you,” you said in a teasing tone, tugging him closer by his tie. “I'll wait for you, Doctor, but keep in mind that you'll have to pay dearly for this oversight.” You left a print of your ruby red lipstick on his cheek and, with another wink, settled onto the waiting room sofa. Well, Zayne suddenly had all the motivation he needed to wrap things up quickly and make it up to you in spades on your date.

Xavier:

• You were dispatched on yet another mission to eliminate a Wanderers.

• And here you were, hunkered down in the bushes, trying to come up with a solid plan. The Wanderer you’d stumbled upon was no pushover.

• You pointed at it, then in the opposite direction, and winked. He just stared at you quizzically before giving a hesitant nod.

• “Xavier! What the hell?!” you exclaimed as the one-eyed Wanderer grabbed you.

• “You’re the one who told me to aim for the right eye.” Your partner quickly chopped off the Wanderer's arm and caught you mid-air.

• “I just winked!”

• “Gotta be more specific, dear.”

Rafayel:

• As you strolled through the city, a distant melody drifted towards you. Grabbing Rafayel’s hand tightly, you dashed towards the sound.

• “Where are we going?!” he exclaimed, slightly bewildered.

• “You’ll see!” you chirped, winking playfully at your boyfriend.

• “Whoa, I thought I was boring you and you were about to off me.” he chuckled, half-joking.

• Finally, you reached a group of street musicians. Their music was a rollercoaster, shifting from upbeat and lively to melancholic and slow. With a mischievous glint in your eyes, you turned to Rafayel. “Sir, care for a dance?” you asked, giving him a flirty wink. For a fleeting moment, his heart skipped a beat. In that instant, you were so… genuinely radiant: adorned in a breezy summer dress, a cute sunhat, and your hair tousled by the gentle breeze. “With the greatest pleasure, my muse,” he replied, his voice filled with warmth."

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Love you all! Take care of yourselves and be happy!

[wvyik]

dad! dean headcanons. d.w. ꒰ঌ ໒꒱

dean winchester x fem! reader

ᰔ summary: dean might slay monsters, but his heart belongs to his little one. from diaper disasters to sleepy snuggles, these headcanons show dean as the softest dad, proving that no matter how tough he is, his love for his baby is even bigger.

⤿ warnings: pure fluff, cuteness overload, you might need tissues, too much dad! dean for your heart to handle, this post is not responsible for any unintentional squealing or melting, i MIGHT make this a series, uncontrollable awws guaranteed.

⤿ notes: so, in case you didn’t know, i’m officially in my “dad! dean makes me weak” era, and i’m not sorry about it. if you’re reading this and you’re like, ‘why does my heart hurt in the best way right now?’ then welcome to the club. we all fam. ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

DEAN WANTS TO GIVE THEM THE CHILDHOOD HE NEVER HAD.. So he overcompensates. Birthday parties. Christmas mornings that look like a Hallmark movie. Camping trips. Home videos. He keeps everything. “I just want them to know they’re loved. Always.”

HE HATES MISSING MILESTONES.. If he’s on a hunt and misses a first word or first step? He’ll make Cas rewind time or beg Sam for a cursed object to see it. He’d call you in tears like “babe, what’d they say? Was it ‘dada’? Please tell me it was ‘dada.’”

HE BUILDS THEM A BUNKER-LEVEL PILLOW FORT.. Rainy day? You better believe that living room becomes a war zone of blankets, snacks, and Flashlight Tag. “No demons in this fort, soldier. Only snuggles.”

HE TEACHES THEM HOW TO RESPECT PEOPLE.. Manners. Loyalty. Standing up for others. “You protect the people you love. Always. No matter what.” Dean raises the kind of kids that other parents admire.

BUT HE SUCKS AT DISCIPLE WHEN THEY CRY.. One look at those watery eyes and he’s DONE. “Aw c’mon, don’t do that to me, sweetheart… I wasn’t even that mad.” Ends up cuddling them on the couch whispering “daddy’s not mad, just worried.”

ALWAYS TUCKS A NOTE IN THEIR LUNCHBOX.. Little post-its with stuff like “Be brave today, champ!” or “Love you more than pie. Almost.” You find the notes years later, kept in a shoebox.

DEAN HAS A WEIRD OBSESSION WITH CAR SEATS NOW.. He installed that thing like it was a bomb. Double-checks it every single time. “My kid’s not going anywhere unless it’s safely strapped into Baby’s throne.”

HAS ZERO CHILL WHEN THEY’RE SICK.. One cough and he’s pacing like a war general. Blankets, soup, forehead kisses. “You okay, bug? You want Daddy to beat up the virus?”

HE KEEPS BABY PICTURES OF THE KIDS IN HIS WALLET.. And he shows them to random strangers at gas stations, “That’s my little kiddo in their first flannel. Got that same ‘handsome’ face.” with that stupid grin on his face.

HE CRIES AT DANCE RECITALS AND LITTLE LEAGUE GAMES.. Tries to hide it behind his sunglasses, but you can see the sniffles. “That’s my kid out there. Did you see that spin?? Better than Michael Jackson!”

HIS RINGTONE IS THEIR LAUGH.. He recorded it one afternoon when they were giggling at his fart jokes. It’s been his ringtone ever since and he refuses to change it. “Best sound in the damn world.”

CARRIES THEIR ART IN EVERYWHERE.. You open the Impala’s glove box and there’s a crayon drawing of Dean with a giant smile labeled “My Hero.” He pretends to be chill about it but he’s totally cried over it in the garage.

HE TEACHES THEM TO SAY ‘NO’ EARLY.. “I don’t care how small you are. If someone makes you uncomfortable? You say ‘no’ loud. Clear. Mean it. And if they don’t back off, tell Daddy. I’ll handle it.”

BABY-PROOFING THE BUNKER TURNS INTO A WHOLE MISSION.. Sam walks in and Dean’s like “I’ve sealed every electrical outlet, covered all corners, and enchanted the nursery against monsters. What have you done today, Uncle Sam?”

HE STARTS CARRYING DIAPERS AND WIPES IN HIS WEAPONS DUFFEL.. Like a damn multitasking king. There’s holy water, salt rounds, and a pastel blue binky. He pulls it out like “don’t judge me, I’m prepared.”

TEACHES THEM HOW TO SHOOT WITH NERF GUNS FIRST.. You come home and find the house COVERED in foam bullets. He’s in full camo, kids are giggling like maniacs, and he’s yelling “Cover me, soldier! We’ve got a diaper bandit on the loose!”

WHEN THEY GET HURT, HE BLAMES HIMSELF.. They fall off a bike? Scrape a knee? Dean acts like the sky is falling. “I should’ve been there. I should’ve caught ‘em.” And you have to literally hold his face and be like “They’re okay, babe. You’re a great dad.”

HE STARTS READING PARENTING BOOKS IN SECRET.. You catch him late at night with What to Expect the First Year under a flashlight like it’s a case file. “Don’t look at me like that, woman. I just wanna be prepared. Babies don’t come with manuals; this is the closest thing.”

HE LETS THEM PAINT HIS NAILS AND DOESN’T WASH IT OFF FOR DAYS.. He’s out on a hunt with chipped sparkly polish and when Sam’s like “what the hell’s on your hands?” Dean’s all, “My daughter’s masterpiece. You got a problem with that?”

DEAN’S SECRETLY TERRIFIED HE’S GONNA MESS THEM UP.. Sometimes he stares at them sleeping and whispers, “You deserve better than I ever had, kid. I’ll never let anything happen to you.” And then he crawls into bed and pulls you close because you’re the only thing that calms that storm.

HE GETS JEALOUS WHEN THEY CLING TO YOU TOO MUCH.. Playfully, but still. “C’mon, they were on your hip all day. Daddy needs cuddles too!” He pouts until the kid crawls into his lap and he’s smug like “that’s right, Daddy’s the favorite now.”

GETS SO MAD WHEN PEOPLE SAY ‘JUST WAIT TILL THEY’RE TEENAGERS’.. Like— no. “I’m gonna love ‘em through every stage. You don’t stop being their damn parent when they get loud and moody. You step up. That’s my kid.”

ALWAYS MAKES TIME FOR ONE-ON-ONE DATES.. He’ll take each kid out individually for a milkshake or a trip to the arcade and call it “dad-and-me time.” He says it’s for them, but it’s really for him, too.

WRITES THEM LETTERS “JUST IN CASE”.. Stored in the bunker. One for every birthday. Every milestone. “If something ever happens to me… I want them to know I was there. I loved ‘em every second.”

WHEN YOU’RE ALL SNUGGLED UP IN BED, HE HOLDS THE BABY AND WHISPERS TO YOU.. “We really did it, huh? We made this little life. And I’m not goin’ anywhere, sweetheart. Ever.”

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[usagi-chwan]

🌸 Characters in this headcanon : Dazai (Agency), Kunikida, Chuuya, Ranpo, Oda, Ango (Government), Atsushi, Sigma and Fukuzawa.

🌸In principle no spoilers, knowing who the characters are is enough to be able to read their respective parts. Except for Sigma maybe...

The reader is female in this chapter knowing the subject, I will make that clear before anything else! We are going to talk about pregnancy, childbirth, babies and diapers! :)

(The images used do not belong to me).

... Can you repeat what you just said? (BSDxPregnant!Reader)

Dazai

- At first, when you tell him you are pregnant, he is overcome with fear. He needs a lot of time to accept and prepare himself to become a parent; it is very difficult for him to admit that he has the right to become a parent, after all the horrors he has committed in the past.

- He wonders if he will be able to love this child... But he already loves you, so it should be all right, should it not? 

- During the pregnancy, he is constantly worrying, mostly silently (you have never seen him so silent for so long, by the way), and is often deep in thought. But when he realizes that his attitude is hurting you, and that you are feeling guilty, he will try to be more cheerful and optimistic, although he will not be able to hide his worries completely. 

- Dazai is extremely afraid for the baby's safety and for yours, first because of his former job as a Mafia executive, and also as a detective, no less. He does everything he can to be with you all day long, to make sure nothing happens to you. 

- During childbirth, he is there most of the time, but has to go out once in a while because he feels guilty that you are suffering like this because of him. But he always comes back to hold your hand, and he is there when your baby gives their first cry.

- His reaction when he finally takes your child in his arms? He is unable to hold back a few tears, as he gently and awkwardly cradles your baby.

- He congratulates you in a trembling voice and kisses you gently, whispering how proud he is of you. He is still unable to fully realize what is happening to him, but he is going to make sure he is there, for both of you, every second of this new life.

~

Kunikida 

- He is on the verge of fainting when he finds out, then bawling his eyes out for a good ten minutes. 

- But he quickly take things in hand, perhaps a little too quickly (and a little too much), by organizing everything from start to finish... The diapers, the crib, the food, the toys (adapted and totally safe for babies, of course!)...

- He is so committed to this pregnancy (perhaps more so than you are yourself...) that he has calculated the exact day and time of the birth. But he sometimes needs to be reminded that nature is unpredictable, and that the baby is not destined to be born, most of the time, on the exact day nine months later. 

- He reads a lot of books and asks for a lot of advice on how best to support you. You do not have to do anything except carry the baby in your belly, which is a huge ordeal in itself; and Kunikida understands this too, which is why he takes care of everything for you. If he could physiologically carry the baby for you, he would do so without hesitation.

- But against all odds, at least on your part, the baby ends up being born exactly nine months later, just as his father planned. Which bodes well for what is to come... And proves that, at least, there is no doubt about their parent-child bond.

~

Chuuya

- Certainly one of the characters in Bungou Stray Dogs who most wants to have children, in my humble opinion. So, when you tell him, once he is over the shock and assimilated the meaning, he accepts the news with emotion, and overflows with joy that he does not know what to do with.

- He hugs you without a word, unable to say anything. Then he goes into action.

- With him, it is very simple: you are going to be treated like a queen... Well, the usual, in short. But with special attention paid to not letting you do anything too strenuous, and to taking care of your health and that of the baby. 

- Of course, he has his doubts about the baby's well-being and yours, knowing the environment in which he lives. But, at the same time, who would be foolish enough to prey on the child and wife of a Mafia executive? The existence of his child, unfortunately, will still have to remain a secret to most people, precisely because of his work. He would rather take all the precautions in the world, if it means protecting those he loves!

- To perfect his skills as a future new father, he asks Kôyô for lots of advice, and she is amused to see him like this. She, for her part, finds it hard to imagine him with a child, knowing that she knew him when he was only sixteen... 

- And what she had anticipated even less... Was that she was going to be called Auntie Kôyô by your little darling.

~

Ranpo

- When you tell him, he remains silent for a loooong time. So much so that, at first, you think he is angry or something similar.

- This concern on your part is swept away when he asks you, quite simply, this: "How did you do it?"

- ... were you really going to have to explain to him how children were made...? Yes. That is how you had discovered that Ranpo, ever since Fukuzawa had "explained" it to him, thought children were delivered by storks, when the parents wanted one.

- "... How can I put this...? You know what we did last time, just the two of us...? That's how kids are made, Ranpo..."

- Right. Even though there had been a small unforeseen obstacle at the start of the journey, the rest went extraordinarily well. Ranpo was quite excited at the idea of having a mini-him to pass on some of his genius to, and especially to be able to play and eat sweets with them.

- He is taking very well the baby's arrival, although he is becoming increasingly worried as the pregnancy progresses and you start to suffer more and more (backache, vomiting, irritability, sudden crying, various aches and pains...).

- On the day you give birth, he is obviously at your side, even if he finds the time extremely long (if he thinks so, he does not dare imagine what state of mind you are in... Especially when you are screaming in pain with each new contraction).

- He breathes a deep sigh of relief when the baby is finally born. But Ranpo does not cry: he prefers to smile; and, prouder than anyone, he takes his child in his arms and congratulates you, who have passed this ordeal with flying colors.

~

Oda 

- Having children is something he often dreams of, but with his hectic life (so to speak...), he feels unable to offer them the comfort and love they deserve... And especially unable to hold in his hands, covered in blood, a being as innocent as a baby.

- He remains silent for a long moment after learning this, his gaze fixed and his eyebrows furrowed. He only comes back to reality when you place your hand on his shoulder, a worried, pained look on your face. 

- He is happy about the news, despite the fear, and will do everything in his power to be the most exemplary father on Earth (which, more or less, he already is?). He promises you this with all his being, and intends to keep this promise no matter what happens.

- His calm demeanor helps you get through the next nine months, and he is by your side whenever he can, according to his own wishes (because he still has work on the side that he needs to keep if he wants to be able to provide for you, especially when you are forced to take some time off at the end of your pregnancy).

- But when his child is finally born, after the torture of watching you suffer through childbirth, all his worries vanish, and when he holds that little being in his arms, he cannot hold back a sweet, loving smile, or a single tear, as he kisses you to congratulate you... And to thank you for this wonderful gift.

~

Ango

- If his habit is to handle the unexpected with as much dexterity as possible... A pregnancy was definitely not on his list of unforeseen events... But a contingency is, by definition, something you cannot foresee, right?

- He panics a lot internally, hoping to project the image of a perfectly calm man... Which fails every time; you can easily see his true state of mind, and you do everything you can to reassure him that everything will be all right.

- He asks himself a lot of questions, such as whether he will have enough time to look after the baby, and above all whether he will be able to look after them properly, whether he will not be putting them at risk because of his work, and so on.

- But, despite everything, you can see that he is happy about this pregnancy, even if he remains relatively anxious.

- Throughout the pregnancy, he cannot help but be afraid; he has heard all about miscarriages and what they entail, especially for the mother. And if there is one thing he is sure of, it is that he is definitely not ready to lose you, one way or another.

- But when he finally finds himself in front of this little being, YOUR child, all this thoughts find a place in the background, even if he cannot forget the pain of seeing a childbirth.

- The arrival of the baby will be an opportunity for him to slow down on his work a little; his work has not lost in quality, far from it, but he is now making sure to finish it as soon as possible, as he has been doing since he met you... But even more blatantly, since he now has two people to join in this wonderful place called home!

- His colleagues will tell you that he is much less stressed and much more serene since the arrival of his child... It is as if he has become another man, so to speak.

~

Atsushi

- Panic and stress are the watchwords of Atsushi while your entire pregnancy. For your part, between bouts of vomiting, you spend your time telling him that everything is going to be fine, and that the baby will be born healthy... But he tells you he is mostly worried about you, because he has read that some women die in childbirth. 

- It will take a long time to persuade him that today's medicine allows you to give birth safely. In any case, he cannot help worrying: what if you fall somewhere, what if you run out of food, what if you catch a cold...? 

- When he sees you throwing up almost every morning for the first few months, he feels even guiltier. When he sees your grimace because of the contractions, the same. 

- He reads a lot of books and articles on pregnancy to understand what is going on, and you can only encourage him: he comes to understand that all these inconveniences are part of pregnancy, and that they will all be a distant memory once the baby is born. 

- He finds it fascinating to know that you are making a little being in your womb, almost all by yourself. He loves to put his head on your lap when you sit down to listen to the baby (or at least try to) and feel them move against his cheek. 

- He has also read that talking to the baby during pregnancy is beneficial, so he does it, albeit a little hesitantly at first. Eventually, however, he tells them all about his days, or at least the best parts... And, above all, the fact that he cannot wait to take them in his arms. 

- And, when he finally does, he obviously bursts into tears under the weight of his happiness. As much as he hated seeing you suffer like that during childbirth... He is now the happiest man in the world at the gift you have been given.

~

Sigma 

- He resembles Atsushi in some ways, so... He panics a thousand times when he finds out, and asks himself an infinite number of mostly useless or obvious questions the rest of the time.

- Even if he tries to reassure you in turn, unfortunately he is not very good at it, and ends up spouting nonsense, completely overwhelmed by events.

- But he cannot help feeling happy as he holds his child close to him, knowing that he too has been given the chance to start a family.

- He had no past... But you had offered him a future.

~

Fukuzawa

- He thought he would never have children, and he also thought he had passed the age for this, even though he is not that old... 

- He did not feel the need to start a family by blood, since he already had many people at his side whom he was ready to call his family (and who most certainly already considered him a father figure). 

- But after the shock, he realizes how happy he is when you tell him the news. 

- He is surprised at first, asks a lot of questions and frowns... But in the end, he gives you a big hug and assures you that he will be there for both of you no matter what, and of course he will be. 

- He tries to limit his business travels when you are almost at term, so that you can count on him when you need him most: during the birth.

- And, of course, you can count on the support of the whole Agency to accompany and support your little bundle of joy!

- The only small problem is that, at first, as soon as he takes your child in his arms, he finds himself paralyzed, terrified of making the slightest blunder. But the baby's laughter is enough to make him smile and relax. He is particularly good at lulling infants to sleep by rocking them in his arms, once he knows how.

[tinyfantasminha]

Recently I saw an user say they feel weird about the brazilian Ruggie headcanon because “poverty, thievery, and misery are often associated with Brazilians.” I've also seen non-brazilians hesitate to embrace this headcanon out of fear that it might come off as xenophobic or racist. So I wanted to give my perspective on the topic as a brazilian and why the BR!Ruggie hc means so much to us 🫶

If we were to assume that Ruggie is a shallow character whose only traits are “grew up in poverty, lives in a slum, and steals to get by,” and then directly link that to a nationality? Yeah, obviously that would be xenophobic. But that’s not what this HC is about. It’s about how he navigates life and survives despite a difficult background. Reducing Ruggie to just a ''poor pickpocket” does a huge disservice to his character. He’s a hard worker, works in multiple jobs at once and is constantly adapting to survive. This is the reality for millions of brazilians (and many other latinos too) GROWING UP POOR IS NOT SHAMEFUL. No one chooses poverty. People from underprivileged backgrounds often have no choice but to do what they must to survive. In a capitalist society being clever and even deceptive is often a survival skill. It's the PERSEVERANCE to succeed and the resilience it takes to fight for a dignified life that makes them admirable, not the methods they use. If you live in any Latin American country, it’s nearly impossible not to know someone who lives a life similar to Ruggie’s (or to have lived it yourself) And again, it’s not just about being poor!! It's about having to be creative to make resources/food/items last as much as they can, about teaching yourself new skills (like learning a new language on your own without access to paid classes), about being quick-thinking and cunning so you don’t miss out on opportunities, about the shared warmth of community food, and about keeping your humor and playful spirit alive even when life is hard. So when we say “Ruggie feels brazilian,” it’s not because of stereotypes even though we don't really feel offended with stereotypes most of the time tbh it's because he embodies a spirit we know so intimately, the hustle, the laughter through hardship, the cleverness born from necessity, and the hope for something better. It’s representation of a kind of resilience that deserves to be seen with pride, not shame.

[dewdr0pz]

good old-fashioned lover boy ₊˚.જ⁀➴⋆☀︎｡

summary: dating James Potter headcanons

a/n: hi!! I'm SOOOO sorry I haven't written anything in so long 😭 I've been really busy with everything in my life (including writing my own novel) and sort of forgot about the fact that I had fics to write lmao. also, I know the most common face claim for James Potter is young Aaron Taylor Johnson, but personally I've never agreed with this faceclaim and thought this guy on Pinterest worked better :)

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cw: some of these are really goofy lmao, f!reader

boyfriend!james who is so dramatic and theatrical. like he will say "I'm off to war, my sweet and fair lover, bid me farewell" and you're just like "James. you're out to get groceries."

boyfriend!james who will try and steal your hoodies even if they're way too small. you could be a foot shorter than him and he's still trying to squeeze into your sweater because "it smells like you, love!"

boyfriend!james who is very clingy in general, but less funny about it in private. when he's with the marauders, he's kissing your face all over mainly just to annoy his friends (and also because he loves you), but in private, he's pressing sweet, lingering kisses to your shoulder while you study or cook, randomly sliding his arms around your waist from behind, etc.

boyfriend!james who gives the best hugs. like the kind that somehow make you cry. and he doesn't mean to do it, but it happens to everybody. he'll be hugging you briefly before walking off somewhere and his friends are all like "you were close to crying, right? isn't that the weirdest thing?"

boyfriend!james who is not subtle on showing you off during the first few weeks (as long as you're comfortable with it). what's he doing? "oh, just spending time with my girlfriend." what are you doing after class? "probably spending time with my beautiful, lovely, spectacular girlfriend." everyone kind of hates him after he tones it down.

boyfriend!james who is an easy crier when it comes to the dumbest things. idk if you all have watched/heard of Brooklyn 99, but there's a scene where there's a couple on the couch and it basically goes like this:

guy (choked up): "it's just so beautiful how much they love each other"

girl: "it's a commercial. for a refrigerator."

he's crying at the stupidest things for no reason 😭

boyfriend!james who can be very emotional and an overthinker when it comes to serious things. he may not be crying hysterically, but he does get really into his head. I don't think he has abandonment issues like Regulus and the rest of the Marauders probably do, because from what I know, he's on good terms with his parents, but it's more just thinking "Oh my god they hate me so much what the fuck is wrong with me why am I even here I don't deserve any of this" after a fight.

boyfriend!james who's main love languages are acts of service and giving gifts. you got a great grade on an assignment? a bag of your favorite sweets from Hogsmeade. it's been a month and a half of dating? he's giving you a little vial filled with either sand or dirt from where your first date was. shoes untied? don't bother, love, he'll do it. shoulders hurt? don't even ask, you're getting a massage.

boyfriend!james who sometimes pranks you in his animagus form. you two will be napping one moment and when you wake up, he's lightly nudging you with his antlers.

boyfriend!james who loves you endlessly and will make sure the entire world knows <3

[contract-crawdad]

Apartment 21 Theories and Headcanons

Let’s overthink Lyle’s weird as hell living space.

First off! The titular Lyle! Going to try to keep this section limited to what we can learn about Lyle through his apartment rather than just thoughts about Lyle himself, as he is possibly the single most-discussed character in the whole game. And we can infer a lot!

Jeanne’s dialogue confirms that apartment 21 is actually Lyle’s apartment, seeing as she does consider him her neighbor. It’s not a situation where Lyle moved into someone else’s abandoned apartment after the apocalypse started.

The D&D M&W stuff makes it clear that Lyle’s a fan of tabletop games! Do you suppose he’s part of an ongoing group, or is he looking for people to play with? It can be so hard to find a local playgroup! I like to think he and Edwin had a group going, maybe with a few other astronomers involved.

Considering we get the crossword book from him but also that it’s completely unstarted, I assume that it’s one of those things that’s he’s been meaning to get around to but never quite found the time (been there, buddy).

We can find anxiety meds in Lyle’s bathroom! Which is a minor if interesting detail. Lyle really does get more and more relatable.

Funnily enough, one thing that we don’t see in his apartment that we should be in there is the zoom lens that Edwin’s loan log says Lyle is currently borrowing! But considering his partly mechanical form, it’s possible that the zoom lens is simply part of his body now.

Lyle’s dark room! I’d wager Mr. Henderson wouldn’t exactly approve if it’s existence if he were to ever find out. This strikes me as something that breaks some kind of agreement found in you average renter’s agreement.

Notably you can only ever access the dark room if you kill Lyle to get the key! He doesn’t grant you entry under any circumstance, and it’s not exactly hard to see why considering what his ‘special project’ is.

On that note, Lyle will never attack you! It is impossible to get him to be the one to instigate a fight, you have to attack him out of the blue.

The photos of Sam make it clear that Lyle’s affection for Sam isn’t a new development by any means.

More concerningly, though, is the key you can find between two of the bookshelves. It’s SAM’S apartment key, which the more eagle-eyed and elephant-memoried of you out there will recall is the spare that’s missing from the plant outside Sam’s apartment! It’s dubious as to whether or not Lyle has ever used the key.

As far as I’m aware, the key has no actual purpose other than to serve as an ominous reminder of Lyle’s obsession.

What the fuck is Lokjaw’s deal. Seriously. Lyle. Why do you have a man in your unlocked closet? I can excuse the hamburger man you have locked in your bedroom (we’ll get to him), but this is just ridiculous.

My thought on why Lokjaw hasn’t just left the (completely unlocked) closet is because their mental state has deteriorated to the point where they cannot operate a door. Maybe they don’t even recognize that a door is a thing that leads to another place anymore.

But that’s assuming Lokjaw was ever human to begin with! I’ve seen theories that they were Lyle’s dog (credit to @crankyteapot once more), which would explain the mutant’s posture, strange lower jaw, and why they’re in Lyle’s closet in the first place!

But considering that there’s no dog bowl, no collar, and no reaction from Lyle if you kill Lokjaw? I’d wager that if they are a dog, they’re not Lyle’s dog, but rather just some random already-mutated dog he came across! It went sniffing around the closet and Lyle just shut the door behind it. This making it a problem for future Lyle.

Lokjaw does drop raw pork if you kill it, which is… hmm. Something.

I… don’t think there’s any pleasant explanation as to why it drops raw pork actually.

Something about Lokjaw, whether human or canine, makes me think they had a very nervous disposition. There’s something so defensive about their posture, and their facial expression seems so scared! Unfortunately for us, this translates to the mindset of ‘kill the thing that is scaring me’.

Unfortunately, the reason for Tumorhead’s presence in apartment 21 isn’t any clearer than Lokjaw’s! If anything it’s stranger because he’s in what appears to be Lyle’s bedroom, and he’s even locked in there by those strange fleshy growths.

On thing IS clear: the hamburger found around the room is pretty clearly implied to be meat that’s fallen off of a Tumorhead himself, judging by what happens in battle. Sam is the bravest man alive for taking this meat and cooking it.

@crankyteapot pointed out a few visual similarities between Tumorhead’s clothing and the Onlookers, and I could see there being a connection!

I really love the idea that Tumorhead, having looked outside but while still human, stumbled drunk into Lyle’s apartment and collapsed into his bed (with Lyle being too timid to correct them). The poor guy nursing a splitting headache that manifested very viscerally as his metamorphosis completed in his sleep.

Located in Lyle’s bathroom, we finally have an easy-to-explain mutant presence! The broken-down door makes it pretty clear that this guy forced his way in from F1 through Lyle’s shortcut.

Since this guy is pretty clearly implied to be from F1, I wonder if he has any association with that one gigantic eye in the unnumbered rooms? On one hand there’s some surface level similarities, but on the other hand Eyecluster’s eyes are functionally distinct: they’ve been modified into acid-launchers and it’s unclear if he can still see out of any of them!

My favorite detail is how Eyecluster’s posture seems off balance from the sheer volume of eyes he has, it’s a neat touch that conveys just how ungainly their newly added parts are! And I adore how the Visitor’s effects clearly don’t care about what an organ USED TO do. Your eyeballs spit acid now. Your hair can eat things. Your tongue is easier to get around on than your legs.

This is nothing but pure headcanon, but I like to think that on the morning Eyecluster beheld the Visitor, he woke up wearing contact lenses that he’d left on overnight by mistake. The unpleasant sensation in his eyes ended up heavily influencing the results of his transformation.

It’s what you all came here for, it’s LYLE BATHTUB THEORY TIME!!

So. Lyle’s bathtub. It’s weirdly long, right? And that’s not just sprite perspective weirdness! The comically long bathtub has actual inspection dialogue that reads ‘huh this thing is long as hell, weird huh?’ and it also points out that the whole room looks stretched. Sure enough, the less conspicuous but still very conspicuous counter across from it is also weirdly long!

But why? I’ll tell you why. I think Leigh stretched Lyle’s bathtub. it’s not what’s INSIDE the bathroom, but rather OUTSIDE!

The other side of the south bathroom wall is the hallway where Leigh chases you. You know, the hallway that she supernaturally lengthened so she could have more fun chasing Sam. Not only that, but this chase is required in order to access Lyle’s apartment in the first place, you cannot access Lyle’s bathroom without having done the Leigh chase!

So Leigh’s space-warping chase tunnel seems to have had some lasting effects on the adjoining rooms! Which makes sense. Sure, Leigh has some kinda of vague elongating powers, but you can’t tell me she knows how they work or how to use them in a way that doesn’t have some lingering effects.

Hopefully it’s helpful to Lyle! I mean, he’s larger now. He definitely would not fit comfortably into a normal bathtub, but on the other hand it’s also questionable if he even can bathe, what with all his mechanical parts.

[m1lkywaywritey]

ILLIVERSE HEADCANONS!!!

Characters:

Gerard - illi McMillin she/they (my demigirl princess)

Mikey - Milli McMillin he/they (demiboy + demigirl siblings against the world)

Ray - Ray Ola he/him (token cis)

Frank - Anthony Lero he/him (transgender)

HCS UNDER CUT

illi McMillin, 18:

✮ She’s got the FATTEST crush on ray and she thinks she’s super good at hiding it (she’s absolutely not but Ray is the only one totally oblivious so it works ig)

✮ Her and Anthony have been besties since childhood - they are never beating the dating allegations (ESPECIALLY after Anthony transitioned)

✮ They volunteer in the library and run that shit like bootcamp NEVER let her catch you eating in there

✮ My tomboy princess, they totally had the “I hate pink and makeup and boys because I’m so different phase” - grew out of it a little, but still limits herself to just mascara and eyeliner (maybe a little lipgloss if she’s seeing ray that day :3)

✮ She’s soooo team Edward (only because she wants that Bella swan life and to be bit by a vampire) twilight is totally her guilty pleasure

✮ Her blazer pockets are FULL to the brim with crap all the time, bus tickets, tissues, coins, headphones, makeup routine, mini hairbrush, keys, sprays, half eaten chocolate bar. You name it, its in there (and no they don’t actually use any of it)

✮ She hearts her ‘i’s but ONLY in her personal diary (“mrs illi ola” can be spotted a couple times in there - if anyone ever found it they’d probably just die)

✮ Didn’t go to her prom (none of them did, they just smoked a joint, watched shitty horrors and got a takeaway)

✮ She’s bisexual with a heavy preference for women - she thought she was a lesbian for a little so she was practically the last to know that she was into Ray

✮ HUGE comic nerd, on the first day of school they yapped a guys ear off about the latest issue she’d read and he asked to move seats the next day

✮ Refuses to capitalise the i in her name because she likes it to look symmetrical

✮ Hated by all teachers and nobody can figure out why, she tries really hard in school but she’s still failing

Milli McMillin, 17:

✮ They have NEVER been caught without music in their ears, like he gets detention for having his walkman in class almost every day

✮ Steals illi’s mp3 player every time he gets his shit confiscated, she is never happy about it

✮They’re the only one out of the 4 thats in the year below

✮ You could say he gets into a lot of fights but in reality he just gets beaten up bless him, always got a damn nosebleed so all their shirts are a little stained from it, also their glasses are constantly taped together they need a new pair almost every month

✮ Had a crush on Anthony since the dawn of fucking time, they FINALLY got together at Anthony’s birthday/halloween party - illi is definitely a little grossed out by it but is sorta used to it now

✮ Bisexual with a preference for men (they figured that one out when Anthony got 10x hotter to them post transition)

✮ Team Jacob and he constantly argues with illi about it - “just because you wanna bang vampires doesn’t mean Edward is right for Bella. They’re childhood friends and JUST LOOK AT HIS ABS” (he’s just imagining Anthony as Jacob at this point)(vampire sister + werewolf brother goes crazy)

✮ Plays up their asthma to get out of phys ed, his asthma is pretty bad but as far as the pe teachers know its deadly

✮ He’s in the AV club which is why he was the one to play their song through the speakers, it took illi about a week of convincing to get him to do it “BUT ILLI WHAT IF THE KICK ME OUTTT”

✮ illi tried to stop them from getting high for the longest time but after he got with Anthony he basically became the biggest stoner out of all of them

✮ Teases Anthony calling him a perv because he’s 18 and they’re 17

✮ He’s lowkey the biggest teachers pet and gets good grades - sometimes he’s the one helping illi with her work “its so easy you just have to-“ *continues to explain something so complicated you could faint*

✮ They get made fun of for having a “girl name”

✮Far too much hair gel

Ray Ola, 18:

✮ Yes I named him Ray Ola - like crayola… LIKE THE FUCKING CRAYON HE WAS EATING LMFAO

✮ Pretty much dumb in every aspect, then he’ll bag a 99 on a test like it was nothing, illi and Anthony are in utter shock every time (with their Fs)

✮ He’s crushing on illi in THE MOST boyish way you can imagine - just doing fucking stupid stuff to impress her, I mean it works she’s sat giggling her ass off because she’s totally head over heels and who wouldn’t want to see their crush eat a crayon

✮ He tends to be pretty unproblematic socially, he’s definitely more of a loner than a weirdo but either way he’s an outcast like the other three

✮ He is basically first aid trained because of how many times he has had to fix Milli and Anthony up after a fight with some jock fuckers (whenever Milli gets picked on Anthony WILL NOT let it slide - they both get their asses kicked every time)

✮ Met illi on the first day of chemistry class, some one was about to sit next to her so he ran in front of them because he thought she was cute

✮ Turns out he only lives a block away from illi and Milli so they catch the same bus in the morning

✮ There is always something wrong with his uniform (untucked shirt, wrong footwear, missing tie, missing blazer)

✮ Him and illi were the ones who came up with the idea to make a song, it came to them when they were high and they started working on it the very next day

✮ Has never seen twilight and cannot fathom why illi and Milli get into such heated arguments over it 

✮He is straight as far as he knows but every now and then he’ll question it - my bicurious king

✮ EVERYONE is waiting for him to ask out illi but he’s convinced she doesn’t like him back

Anthony Lero, 18:

✮ He is constantly getting into fights, if someone says something about him OR GOD FORBID ILLI, MILLI OR RAY he can’t hold himself back, consequently he’s always in detention (MILLI WOULD BE IN THERE TOO BECAUSE OF MUSIC IN CLASS WHICH MEANS ILLI AND RAY WOULD BE ALONE TOGETHER AS WELL - I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT LOL)

✮ He transitioned in middle school which was fucking ROUGH to say the least, so he’s built up a kind of thick shell

✮ Him and illi actually dated for a weird couple of months way back when - but it sort of just weirded them out so they decided it was better to just be friends

✮ HOWEVER they lowkey stayed friends with benefits for ages, like they explored each others bodies for sure - and probably did up until he started fancying Milli - illi was totally pissed they lost their fuck buddy but she knew Milli had a major crush on him and she had no feelings for him so she was ultimately happy for them

✮ He is a very touchy friend, kisses and hugs are all just friendly greetings to him (Milli is no where near as touchy or PDA so he always has them blushing with his gestures)

✮ He’s got a plan for some sick tattoos he’s gonna get one day - he’s already done a few stick n pokes himself, they’re extremely crappy but he loves them

✮ He lives on the other side of town to the other three, much to Milli’s dismay (“why should illi and ray get to spend all their time together when I have to go on an expedition to see my boyfriend”)

✮ He is a little fucking shit, constantly teasing illi and ray for being lovebirds - he always gets a kick out of how defensive they are about it

✮ The weed provider for the group

✮ Sexuality unlabelled but probably pansexual because he'll fuck anyone, he doesn't care

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TAGGING PEOPLE WHO ASKED/SPOKE TO ME ABOUT THESE:

@therealaxlrose @illi-mcmillin @st4rrrdestroya

this is not proofread and probably a whole lot of waffle so enjoy that lol !!!

[bleedingichorhearts]

Can you write some relationship headcanons for Khorne?

𝐊𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬:

“Killin’ two in one. Khorne would be proud. :D Was falling asleep doing this, lol.” - Ichor

Summary - "Smut & Normal headcanons for Khrone."

TW // Smut, Teratophilia.

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𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫: Khorne

"Though the gates that stand between the mortal world and the immortal Realm of Chaos are now closed to me, still I would rather die having glimpsed eternity than never to have stirred from the cold furrow of mortal life. I embrace death without regret as I have embraced life without fear." - Kargos Bloodspitter, Champion of Khorne

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜/𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜:

This god… where to start? Ah, grumpy. He’s a grumpy/gruff type. He’s always the mood sourer to rain upon your sunshine filled days. He will tell you that you look astonishing when you need it, but will he say anything about it when you look normal? No. It’s not a big deal to him to see what you’re dressed up in. You could go bare and he would care less until other matters come into play…

He maybe grumpy, but I can see him being a rather good gentleman as well. Maybe it’s because he’s the first Chaos god, and he looks rather calm upon his throne in the art’s of him. Either way, he’ll open a door for you when needed. He’ll hunt for you if needed, and give you a compliment when you need it, not because you want it. He doesn’t like dealing with brats, especially Slannesh.

Fights for you, and/or sends minions in his place to protect you as you are highly valued considering your by a gods’ side, and on good terms with one too. Sticking with the Khorne however, he fights for you, and that is quite a rare sight. I mean, not many would want to pick a fight with a god. A practical war god at that too. That would just be carelessly dumb, but there are a few who try and test his mettle.

He likes to keep you close, and the bullet point above is one of those reasons why. You’re valuable to him. You can be used against him, and he rather not experience that sort of situation despite his eternal age. Another reason why he would not like a brat that simply shrugs him off as they do not know the horrors of this world… He’s keeping you safe, remember that.

His kisses are surprisingly soft and full of tongue. The more affectionate kisses could be gentle nuzzles into your neck, cheek, forehead and the top of your head. The ones filled with tongue? Are a bit messy as he likes to taste a bit of your skin and mark you up with his saliva, but it’s also a very heated act. He doesn’t do any types of kissing often, but if needed. It would be a private matter.

He saying “I love you” would take a millennium for you to hear. He’s not one to really express himself with words, more so on actions. So, don’t really expect him to be anywhere near talkative, but do expect a little bit of gift-giving and active body language here and there. Mostly privately. He has a deadly reputation to uphold.

His influence upon you isn’t actually forced, nor strong. He wants a willing partner, not some drunk-dazed one. He likes not extorting his power in order to sway you for he could save it for the battles that are always making him hunger. Sure, he’ll entertain you here and there of what he can do, but that’s about it. No fancy tricks, words or pretty display, that’s Tzeentchs’ deal. However, he does like to show himself off.

He isn’t one to get jealous, not in a millennia- or maybe half of one. I’d say this because there are times where he has gotten jealous, but he is not irrational about it. Well, maybe if there was another lover in the way, but still. He’s rather… collected. Thinks it through before acting upon what his instincts or impulses say. Though, I wouldn’t tease him about it for being jealous and/or trying to make him jealous. He thinks that is also bratty behavior. He just wants a loyal partner for his age.

His lap is one of the places that you can find yourself on most of the time. Need to talk to him? Lap. Need affection? Lap. Rest? Lap. Need to vent your frustrations that he will take actions onto later? Lap. This works out rather well between the two of you. Especially when he manifests as big or a smaller, yet still bigger figure for you. It’s your own little time to gather your social needs.

If death had taken you, may another god have mercy because he would not. The whole realm changes to immediate hate, anger and a hint of despair. The god is less merciful the before, not even offering such a grace anymore. His attacks, power and minions more ruthless than ever, and considering he’s a god? This can last however long he wants to. On the more sappy side, he keeps your skull on himself personally or on a special spot upon his throne, and your soul? It’s stored safely away. Though, some rumor he keeps your soul inside of himself, keeping you close like he always has.

𝐒𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥/𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭:

Private lover, definitely. No gangbangs and no sharing. He thinks that’s Slaanesh whole odeal, and it is. He just wants nothing to do with that pitiful creature of a god. His wants a loyal love all to himself, for him to treasure and cherish. He wants nothing like what that foul god has, nothing.

Blood and blood marking. He loves to see blood staining the soft flesh your skin. Whether it would be yours, his or anyone else’s. He finds it incredibly attractive and a bit satisfying to see the blood trickle between the pores of your skin. For blood marking? He’s using his own ichor for that. Using it to put symbols of himself on your body while pleasuring you. Telling others that you belong to him and only him.

This god definitely plays the dominance role. There is no doubt about it. He is the bigger one here, and he takes absolute advantage of it. His talon-like gauntlets holding both of your hands together above you with only one of his own. His other gauntlet? Is at your waist, keeping you in place while he takes and gives you the pleasure you had graced him with.

Would cage you up. Wrap you up on some pretty rope, and this can go two ways. Either he will overstimulate you or leave you on edge for your behavior. Mostly to overstimulate you. To worship your soft skin compared to his own body. To leave you a mess, that you can’t even breathe without him. That you would have to wither within or below his grasp. The edging is for your more bratty behavior.

Being a brat can also put you in many different situations, but if he did have a bratty lover? He would straighten them up quick. He’s merciless about it too until you get it through your thick head that he will not deal with your shit. Don’t test him for he will test you for long he can leave you on the edge for. He has the patience, but you do not have the lifetime to fill that, and to make it tip and fall.

His long tongue works wonders with you. Always curling down deep into your depths in all the right places. Reaching where nothing else humane could. Claiming you like a god, like a monster should. Only using one gauntlet to keep you held down while he takes his fill of you. Eating you out or claiming your throat as well. He is not shy on the subjects surprisingly.

Definitely cockwarms you. Even for just the casual stuff. He just wants to feel your warmth around him, by mouth or core. To feel the nerves of you struggling to take him. To expand around him. It’s one of the reasons he doesn’t do it often enough that you get used to him because he wants to see you struggling to take him.

His throne is one of the top things to have something devious to happen upon it. Cockwarming, many positions of sex upon it. Worshiping. You name it. It maybe a throne of skulls and blood, but it’s also a… symbol of devotion. A great one too. It’s also one of the reasons he likes you being on his lap. For easier access to you.

The man definitely has his rough days, mostly when things are not going to plan and needs to vent out his frustrations, and that when you come in. The perfect little lover for him to absolutely destroy. His talon-like gauntlets wrapping around your waist and hips as he takes what he wants. His breath hot on the back of your skin as his pace is brutal and bruising. Nothing is stopping him until you mutter those precious safe words, but until then? You are his to use.

He maybe rough, but he is also soft. One would be lucky if he was still in the mood after absolutely rocking your shit. To feel how he carefully curls around you, nuzzling into the back of your neck. Listening to your soft moans while he has one of your bruised legs lifted, thrusting slowly in and out of you. Giving you more of a proper pleasure for the both of you instead of just using you and taking you as he pleases.

“@kit-williams, @egrets-not-regrets, @bispecsual, @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan, @sleepyfan-blog.”

“+@c-u-c-koo-4-40k, @marcela2000, @passionofthesith, @insanity6666.” - Tagged

[aftermoontea27]

NCT Wish(hyungs) headcanons

Nct wish hyung line x female! Reader

Warnings: Fluff overload, mentions of periods(in riku's), more fluff

• Oh Sion •

- Gentlemanly af.

- Always doing chivalrous things: Carrying your bag, opening doors for you, paying for your meal, cooking for you

- Loves trying new things with you, will lead you to new places, whether it be a new kind of restaurant, a new hobby, he's willing to go on adventures and evolving your relationship as a whole.

- I think his love language is quality time. He basks in the times he gets to be with you and enjoy your laugh, your smile, the joy you bring to his life.

- He loves tucking stray strands of hair behind your ear, which never fails to make you blush.

- Big spoon energy.

- Palm to palm hand-holding is another big favorite of his, it feels intimate and something only the two of you share.

• Maeda Riku •

- Green flag man right here.

- Does not gaf about pda, will kiss you on the cheeks, lips, forehead, and anywhere within close reach even in front of strangers.

- Grew up around sisters, so he's very caring and attentive to your period needs.

- Knows what kind of pads/tampons you use, is fine with going out to buy them for you.

- Has a whole care basket he keeps in his apartment for you--chocolates, love notes, Polaroids of you and him, anything he thinks will lift your spirits.

- His love language is physical touch, cannot get enough hugs, kisses, cuddles, and any other forms of skinship where he's close to you.

- Absolutely adores you. You are a goddess in his eyes.

• Tokuno Yushi •

- God the husband material this man is.

- Always sends you good morning and good night messages, also he has you saved as "Kinda love of my life"

- He's fully aware, though, that there is no one he loves more than you.

- Loves doing quiet things next to you like reading, watching you do some crafts like knitting or drawing

- Carries you bridal style when you least expect it. Is not ashamed whatsoever

- Finds you to be the most beautiful person on the planet when your hair is messy, you have his hoodie on, you're just so effortlessly gorgeous to him.

- Speaking of hoodies, he pretends not to notice his supply dwindling, not that he minds. The sight of you in his clothes is too much cuteness for him to handle.

- Sometimes does random things he knows you think is hot like reversing the car with one hand, putting his hand on your thigh, ifyk what I mean

- Cannot believe you're his. He thinks everyday about how lucky he is to have you in his life.

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Thank you for reading!

Author's note: Why r they all like super handsome and amazing and girl boss in the nct lastart "why?" By tvxq?

[renae-nicole-lynn]

More Invincible x Frankenstein's Monster!Reader Headcanons

A/N: Why? Sometimes I like the ideas I come up with. These are in no particular order in terms of timeline or otherwise, like bare minimum organization period, other than mostly being based in season 1

There is another part to ‘Why Him?” coming soon so keep an eye out for that, assuming I have it out before the hype completely dies if it hasn’t already 🫠. Also @sweatinghoneybee left a really cool analysis on my first headcanon post and you should absolutely read it.

As the old story goes, stolen limbs were sewn together to create you. And with a shock of electricity and the worst pain you have ever felt since, you became something from nothing. Originally after your creator for robbing the gravesites of heroes, the GDA finds you abandoned and Cecil, seeing the potential, decides to take you in and train you.

You’re taught how to hone your abilities through physical and mental disciplines, eventually excelling in hand-to-hand combat, shooting, and academics. Most of all, you’re taught how to survive, to blend into a crowd effortlessly. With a hologram watch(or bracelet depending on your style) that hides the two white streaks in your hair and the scars and stitches that hold your body together, you look as human as it gets. Sure as hell doesn’t feel like it sometimes, if at all.

Your costume is created from a material that can repair itself as fast as it can be pulled apart, making it easy when you have to detach a limb during a mission. Completed with holsters for guns, medical kit, etc.; tactile, not flashy, perfect for working in the shadows.

Once you’re deemed ready to start doing fieldwork, that's exactly where you start. You watch, you learn, you report to Cecil anything noteworthy.

You only really start doing civilian work when you start doing part-time missions with Team Teen and eventually with Mark. Even then you’re something of an urban legend, keeping your distance from civilians as much as possible last time you interacted directly with civilians it didn't end well. Most pictures of you are back shots and the ones of your face were too blurry to make out any defining features save from your signature white streaks and scars/stitches.

You and Mark were sitting across from each other at Burger Mart when he asked, “How come you don’t have a hero name?”

You take a sip of soda as you consider his question. “Why, ‘Weird Stitch Monster Thing and Invincible’ doesn’t scream ‘dynamic duo’ to you?”

After the discussion confession on the roof there was nothing like a formal agreement or secret handshake; the two or you as a duo just felt right, as both heroes and romantically, it was almost instinctive.

Mark rolled his eyes playfully. “Just curious, I’ve seen a lot of people online talking about it.”

You sat back against your side of the booth. “Having a name typically means interacting with civilians on some level regularly, something I clearly don’t do too often because Reasons.”

Mark winced. He knew what you were talking about, your first interaction with civilians gone bad was one of the first stories you told him.

“Besides the whole ‘mysterious person’ thing I got going on is enough for people to remember me by, no hero name required.”

This changed weeks later when some civilian heard Rex Splode call you ‘Corpse Bride’ and the name quickly circulated online.

Mark struggled and failed to not to laugh as you gripped his shoulders with utter panic and disgust. “I don’t care what my hero name is, it will not be something the poor man King Bomb-omb gave me.”

He snorted as he squeezed your hands comfortingly. “We’ll think of something.”

In the early days of your relationship, you weren’t used to casual displays of affection, i.e. holding hands or Mark’s arm casually wrapped around your shoulder. He’s patient with you, always asking if you’re okay before doing anything. Eventually, it’s as natural as breathing to you both.

Compared to your naturally chilly body temperature, Mark’s warmth feels like heaven oh the joys of being a reanimated corpse and a half-alien respectively. Whenever you’re curled up together you wrap your limbs around him and bury your face in his neck, getting close as you possibly can. Not that he’s any better, during the warmer weather the boy’s clinging to you like a koala.

Stealing kisses from each other while on patrol and sparring becomes a regular thing. It gets to a point where your friends/teammates learn to give a warning before they enter a room with the two of you in it, especially when you two began to take things a little further.

When you both have free time you’ll cuddle up in his room and read comic books together quietly. You two don’t talk, you don’t need to, just being in each other’s company was enough.

You are a nerd through and through. Sometimes when you and Mark hang out together you’ll go on science rants and geek out over a recent paper that was published. He never seems to mind though, you’ve even caught him staring at you with an adorably dopey look on his face as he listened to one of your rants

You cut your tangent off and looked at Mark guiltily. “Sorry, didn’t mean to…” You trailed off when you saw the look on his face.

He had his chin propped up by his palm, and he was watching you with a soft look in his eyes and an even softer smile on his face. When he realized you were actually looking at him, he blinked and quickly shook his head. "No no, don't apologize." His cheeks turned a light pink and he scratched the back of his head. "I like listening to you."

You awkwardly tap your fingers against the table. "Yeah?"

He shrugged as if it was the most simplest thing in the world. "Yeah, it's cute."

You look away, if you could blush would probably be pink like him. “I guess it’s fair considered how many Seance Dog tangents I’ve had to sit through.”

“Hey!”

You totally think he’s cute when he goes on his own tangents, don’t lie.

Of course, this means study dates with the classic kiss every time a question was answered correctly. Given your high intelligence and the motivation of getting to kiss you, Mark’s grades improve and Debbie loves you for it.

Speaking of which, when it’s time to meet the parents you charm and are charmed by your boyfriend’s mom. You think of her as a pillar of strength for being a wife and mother to heroes, she thinks you’re good for Mark because you keep him grounded inside and outside of hero life. Nolan was perfectly polite, asking all the right questions a parent should ask their kid’s partner; but you got the sense that he didn't approve of your relationship with Mark. It wasn’t until after his murder of the the Guardians of The Globe and using Mark to massacre Chicago.

As you sat beside his hospital bed, you thought back to the moment he left you and Will in the Burger Mart parking lot. I should have done more to keep him there, I should have ignored Cecil and gone to Chicago and helped…

Shouldn’ts went going to help you now. Your thoughts turned angry as you looked at Mark’s broken body. Omni-Man wanted to use the sweet boy you loved as a weapon. Next time you would be ready, next time you would defend Mark to your last breath.

Later, when you two had a moments alone, you just held each other in his bed.

“I’m sorry I wasn’t there.”

You felt his hold on you tighten. “I’m glad you weren’t,” you could feel him begin to shake. “God, if he had killed you- I need you to promise me if he comes back you’ll run.”

You pulled away just enough you were looking him in the eye. “I am not going to leave you! If he comes back we face him or anything else together!”

“I can’t lose you!”

“And I can’t lose you! So fuck running away, fuck you, we’re stronger together!”

“Why are you so stubborn?!”

“Because my boyfriend almost died and he’s asking me to abandon him if he’s ever in that situation again!” Your voice cracked, and this time you tightened your grip on him. “Never ask me to abandon you ever, please.”

The two of you stared at each other silently for a while before Mark sighed, letting his forehead fall against yours. “Okay.”

You let your eyes closed and pressed your palm against his beating heart.

He was here, broken but alive.

You were together.

Things were going to be okay.

“Okay.”

[fernslivers]

MODERN MIZU THOUGHTS PT. 2

As promised, some more various little headcanons and scenarios for a modern-day Mizu (and everyone else).

Let me know if you want more! I have lots of stuff half-finished.

This one is a little longer! Has some Mizu fucking shit up but also being soft.

Part one has some context, but most of this should make sense without it.

TW: canon-typical violence (Mizu is gonna Mizu)

RINGO

The first time you met him, soon after Mizu moved in, you came home to find this stranger cooking in your kitchen

He greeted you very cheerily, chattering right away about how he was making dinner and there was plenty to share

You thanked him awkwardly. You were…surprised and disappointed to find out Mizu had a boyfriend, given your interest, but hey… you probably didn't have a shot anyway, you tell yourself sadly.

You meet her coming down the hall, and she greets you with the usual stoic grunt-and-nod.

You start to tell her that her boyfriend seems nice, you know, general small talk.

The second the word boyfriend leaves your mouth, her head whips around

“My WHAT”

Ringo’s voice echoes down the hall from the kitchen, “I’m WHAT”

He finds it hilarious, she does not

TAIGEN AND AKEMI

Akemi is an heiress that is 100% planning to go no-contact with her family but is playing their game for now so they'll pay for her degree

Pre-law 100%, this girl could argue/cajole/convince you out of your own name

She's one of those types who can run on the treadmill for hours while looking fab

Fashion icon on campus, but a total girls-girl that loves to give advice and encouragement

Do not party with her, this girl will get you PLASTERED

Hiding her relationship with Taigen from her family, again to keep her degree money coming

Taigen was still Mizu's childhood bully

Picked on the orphan to make himself feel better about his shitty home life

Eiji transferred Mizu out of that school QUICK once he officially could, so she didn't have to deal with him for very long

They lost contact at that point, to Mizu’s relief

He's at the university on an athletics scholarship

Saw Mizu training in the gym

(This is why she needed that yard of yours)

He is the champ of the school team and thought since she wasn't on the team, she must be a rookie

She'd be an easy win, and a way to show off for the gym bunnies

She whooped his ass then and there, naturally, in front of the entire gym

And then nearly switched universities because fuck dealing with him on campus

Thankfully Akemi has him on a bit more of a leash in the modern day and HAS dragged him to therapy

He's still an egotistical asshole, but he's TRYING, OK (-Akemi)

They still bicker horrendously but there is a tiny, tiny bit of mutual respect there

Taigen hasn't stopped trying to drag Mizu onto the school team, so she still tries to avoid him

Mizu privately thinks Akemi needs to get her head checked out

But she does approve of Akemi's effect on him in general

She wasn't thrilled to know that you have shared a few classes with Akemi and are now friends

This means there might be the prospect of more Taigen in her future

Great.

Are you sure you really like Akemi as a friend that much?

JOB COMPLICATIONS

So as I said, due to her possible fathers being involved in organized crime, she has also gotten quite comfortable in those circles

She “works” odd hours, or is sometimes gone for a few days

You aren't about to get nosy. You asked her once what she did for work and she told you it was “nothing interesting” with a very clear drop it expression

Message received

She has been rooming with you for quite a while, long enough for you to call each other friends, when someone, somewhere in the wrong circle gets wind of her home address

You hear a knock at the door one evening while Mizu is out at “work”. Quiet, but insistent.

You aren't expecting anyone...but maybe a surprise visit, or Mizu forgot her keys?

Instead, a very clean, erudite man in a suit says he's here to see The Onryō

What

You make politely confused noises at him, saying he must have the wrong address, and he smiles back at you with cold, dead eyes.

“I know he's here.” His voice is still serene, icy. “It won't take long. If you could go get him, please.”

Ok, you've had enough-

He catches the door before you can slam it, and oh. He's stronger than he looks.

And oh- ... that's a gun.

You back away into the apartment, and he follows, shutting the door behind him.

He continues to threaten and demand, always in a quiet, even tone, as you continue to back away.

You're terrified, of course, because you've never dealt with anything even remotely like this

You keep trying to shout over him that you have no idea who he's looking for

Of course your phone is on the kitchen counter, nowhere nearby, utterly useless

You're again trying to explain, in a shaking tone, that you genuinely have no clue what’s going on when

Running footsteps

The door bursts open with enough force to leave it bouncing off the wall. The man whirls away from you, gun whipping around–

He barely has time to gasp before Mizu is on him.

Can humans even move that fast?

All you see is a flash of metal and

Ssshnk-THUNK

He folds like laundry, crumpling to the floor.

You didn't get a good look at whatever she did to the front of him when he turned, it all happened while you were flinching, but there is a lot of blood starting to stain the carpet around him.

You're frozen, staring at the twitching shape.

“Don't look at him, come on.”

Mizu grabs you and starts to lead you by the shoulders away from him and back down the hallway towards the bedrooms

She's careful only to touch you with her hands so she doesn't get any blood on you.

She's still in get-shit-done mode, but trying not to scare you.

As she's leading you, you start frantically trying to explain what happened, babbling about what he said.

"He kept saying about some guy called The Onryō-"

You feel her fingers tighten on your shoulders, but she says nothing.

You've never seen that look in her eyes before, and you thought you'd seen her at her most stoic.

(Gods above, you could have been killed because of her-)

“Wait– wait, my phone is in the kitchen– Mizu, the police, we gotta call–”

“I'll call."

"But I'll have to explain--"

"I'll take care of it. Just go back where you don't have to see it.”

Sitting on your bed, you can hear her quiet voice on the phone to someone, you assume the police emergency line.

Soon, you can hear the murmurs of multiple male voices.

Ah, the police. They'll probably want your statement…but… you reach for the doorknob and stop.

Something in your gut urges caution, and you ease the door open cautiously, silently, just a crack

… Those definitely aren't police.

Thankfully, the men in dark suits have their backs to you, and only Mizu looks up at the door.

You make eye contact with her and shut the door again very quickly, your mind racing.

Mizu is trying to stay in focus-mode while she deals with the problem, having called in a few favors, but the back of her mind is freaking the fuck out with repressed trauma.

Are you going to hate her now? What if you turn on her like M*k*o?

Her gut cramps at the thought of you seeing her as a monster.

She should just leave but she doesn't want to

Back in the room, Your heart is pounding.

So many dots are suddenly connecting. Should you be worried about this? Are you in danger? Is she going to…

After a while, you hear more doors closing, then… water running?

Mizu, with wet hair and blood-free clothing, knocks, saying the coast is clear.

She's SO nervous, afraid to hear you scream at her to go away

When you don't, she cautiously peers in, still expecting to get something hurled at her head

Strangely enough, you just look relieved to see her. Maybe you're still in shock?

For you, every doubt and worry leaves your mind as soon as you see her.

The man on the floor is gone, leaving only a towel covering the bloodstain.

Mizu says very quickly that she'll take care of that too, that you don't need to deal with anything.

She's still nervous, still waiting for you to call her a monster, or demand answers.

You can tell she’s watching you.

You just nod.

You're a college student that just watched a guy get sliced open with a sword. What do you even say to that?

Should you be scared of her? You're not.

But you're still a bit disturbed by the violence.

When she realizes that you're not going to freak out at her or scream at her to leave, she quietly asks if you need some space?

You shake your head quickly at that. You can still see the gun pointed at you, the man’s unflinching gaze.

You feel much safer with her around.

She's relieved, but tries hard not to show it

She carefully suggests that you both spend time somewhere other than the living room for tonight.

She's uncharacteristically soft with you, for her usual standards, but she's also way out of her depth.

She shoos you off to take a shower even though you're clean, and calls Ringo in a hushed voice while you're in there, demanding advice on how to comfort someone

When you emerge, you’re hustled into your room with some water and easy-to-eat snacks

(She's honestly starving after her job but feels bad eating like it's nothing, like it didn't bother her)

(It didn't)

She gathers some extra blankets and things from her room, then sits quietly on the bed next to you, letting you watch stupid things on her laptop.

You don't think you're going to be able to sleep, but she makes a strangely soothing presence next to you, and you drift off eventually

When you wake up, she's still next to you, awake, and looks exhausted.

The towel is gone and the carpet is clean

She just tells you, very seriously, that nothing like that is ever going to happen again, she'll make sure of it

By the look in her eyes, you believe her

She's jumpy for several days after that, checking the windows regularly and watching you strangely every time you’re on a call

You're jumpy, too, but she doesn't complain when you hover around her almost continually, constantly getting underfoot.

If anything, it seems to calm whatever worries are going on in her head

When she doesn't find herself arrested, or asked to move out, she seems to relax completely

This incident clearly tells her that she can trust you, because suddenly it's like you've passed a sacred gate of trust

Now she's occasionally coming home with a little bit of blood on her

Sometimes she sports some nicks and slices

You never thought you would be googling how to do stitches but what are crushes friends for?

You haven't actually gotten up the courage to ask what's up with all of this, yet. It just seems…unwise.

Not that you're afraid she'll hurt you, weirdly enough,

but despite the danger that you're now aware of, you really don't want her to get spooked and move out.

You don't know this, but she decides not to move out because she fears that more men might still come by, thinking that she still lives there, and clearly ignorance didn't save you this time.

You also don't know this, but this is the threshold where her feelings go from a passing crush that she represses, to something she is actually considering how to safely approach...

She's impressed with how you handled that, as a person who isn't used to violence

She'd never pursue something with someone while they were unaware, but since you know a little now…

(Meanwhile, she doesn't know that, after the shock had worn off, you found the whole thing kind of hot…)

[cerine0357]

May I ask some general headcanons about Hyejun Shimizu?

oc: The Shimizu family:-

Hyejun Shimizu X Reader

-:: Summary: Oh my! New articles come out!! The richest family, THE Shimizus, eldest son is dating someone?! What does this special someone experience in their relationship??

-:: Fluff|| Headcanons, scenarios|| mentions of nudity, sex, chaebols and rich people in general, paps too. This is small|| Normal/semi-yandere version of OC.

-:: Author's notes: Thank you so much for requesting this!! I guess people really like the eldest son!

Hyejun Shimizu dating HCs

≔ Hyejun is the eldest of his family, the heir of some of the larger business on his dad's side, which he was all too glad to take up, being a chaebol of sorts..he's been trained for this since he was happily ready to take his dad's work he had lots of interest in.

≔ While this gave his siblings the chance to actually choose their own careers, it made him just as busy as his parents, if not slightly more being trained and also enjoying his youth, weirdly like any other nepo baby.

≔ So while he's incredibly kind, it takes a bit to get his attention which you somehow managed and managed to have the eldest Shimizu son eating out of the palms. Literally...And soon that obsession furthered, until it spills over the Baccarat crystal glasses of his heart with a stupid fat crush.

≔ Him crushing on you is one experience and DATING HIM is a whole another one. Publicity everywhere like what do you mean the RICHEST family, literal TRLLIONAIRES', The Shimizus, eldest son was DATING SOMEONE?! And it's not someone from the chaebol circles?! IT's like a k-drama, are you serious?!

≔ I mean, it's insane. Articles all asking who you were, why are you dating him? How did you even gain access to his heart when some of the prettiest chaebols daughters and sons couldn't?? It's a title worthy the front pages for weeks, months even. Demanding Shimizu Reoiji to explain it out, which his father doesn't bother to.

≔ What do you want? A trip to cleanest beaches? Want to watch a movie in a football stadium? Want him to customize world's most expensive car for you with your name fixed in your favourite coloured diamonds on the bonnet so while he pounds you over it, so you can see your name on the most expensive car to exist. To see HIS LOVE and his sweetheart's name, YOUR name.

≔ He gets you multiple Richard-Mille watches, if you like them. Gets the literal designeers of the biggest brands to personally make you outfits. Gifts you jewellery which is equal to a small country's GDP? It's all yours. And don't say no, you can't....because he will give them to you.

≔ He rents out a whole hallways in the bigger resorts so you two can chase each other, for fun, and get privacy. If you have pets, brings them to resorts, where animals are not allowed, money fixes a lot of things, you learned..But some Hyejun stays humble, despite his pride. And being his father's carbon copy, people are scared shitless.

≔ But, leaving the 'eat the rich' style he has. He might like to do your hair for you, mainly cause he's been doing his sister's hairs and even his mum's or his nanny's hair if they'd let him. I like to think he was a lone hair under a phone protect screen in his past life or he just has a very deep fixation on learning to do every texture of hair and even style. He likes to accessorize a lot to, hope you have accessories in mind!~

≔ He is a good communicator too, saw his mum and da have a healthy relationship with them always finding time for each other despite balancing large businesses and their 22 children, including him, and even his fair-few nannies ro servants working in the manor in his teenage years taught him how to be a good boyfriend, they were also his guidors alongside his parents and he communicated all on how to be a healthy partner with his siblings when they came of age.

≔ He communicates his feelings, but he does get very busy and sometimes a bit haughty and out of touch because he was raised a trillionaire nepo baby. Forgive him, he was always spoiled, stupid hoe, but we love him for that!~

≔ At times, he hires cleaners for all your chores at your house, who clean the house for you while you overwatch and his personal bodyguards look after you. You are likely added into wills of his bodyguards, they know so much with how much Hyejun talks to them about you.

≔ He sometimes makes you playlist, buys you premium for all apps you want, lets you put bows in his hair, but he hopes he can take them out before he enters meetings. He cooks a little bit, because sure they have a private chef..but they were also taught how to cook by their nannies a little bit. Though he's always willing to try to make food from your culture, what do you like, what did you at everyday? A dessert?

≔ he takes you spa treatment twice every month where he reminds everything in his body with you, gets a bit jealous of someone massaging you, but does nothing except pout and look at you with his round eyes and you left him massage your feet at the end of the day after you're both done.

≔ He would find it hard..but maybe after marriage and after the point where you both are mentally married because you've both been dating so long, it's really no surprise. He'll take you camping with his family, including extended family members where you both share a tent and with a strict budget for everything. It's like fifty nepos and you, a humble quween.

≔ Once he learns what "us" texts are, h's sending them all to you. He might want to send himself texts, but he doesn't wanna feel alone, so he makes a chat with Izumi, Hyuna, Hyunizo, Ayano, Ilseong, Dejiyo and his mum which is labelled "photos of my [NAME]" and there isn't even a photo of you.

≔ But it does have a photo of an antique plate which has a porcelain bear with blanket sleeping on the plate, a photo of a plank with water drops shaped vaguely like a heart, Hyunizo's bag which has a real clam keychain which holds his earphones besides a keychain of a tiny glass heart shaped perfume bottle, some opalescent, translucent tea cups from 1930s.

≔ Sun falling on sheets in the vague shape of a face, a little button on Reoiji's suit with your first name's initial, someone's nails done inspired by Monet painting, two sunflowers facing each other, neon glowing heart shaped handles in a rave club, a pair of heels in the window of a shop besides a pair of dark leather loafers, a ribbon besides a vintage watch and an open sandwich with a piece of egg snuggled between two pieces of lettuce like a luxurious scarf or blanket.

≔ Makes a pinterest and it's solely for photos and aesthetics he thinks you'd enjoy; from pretty nails to clothes to aesthetics or simply ideas of couples and he even stalks your pinterest to see what you want to get it for you.

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[maxdibert]

I saw a tiktok making the marauders era characters into modern day highschook student and, even if in gratefull for a snape mention that hell hole, can someone explain to me why is this stereotype about severus having allergies and being a nasty rule lover? My boy grew up in a very not nice place, the kind of place where if you have allergies you die before turning 3. And also why would he defend rules when he was doing his own shady stuff in hogwarts too and the only reason he wanted a rule to be followed was because he was almost killed andnobody gave a shit.

I know the allergie stuff came from atyd cause is the first prank they do to severus, they put a plant that he is allergic to in his bed and clothes, which is something very dangerous to do wtf. I just hate that everybody accepted it cause its another way to make severus "inferior" to the rest of the kids, and wizards cant have allergies for all i know the same way they cant get cancer or be celliac.

Severus Snape, lover of rules. You mean the same Severus Snape who created dark magic spells? The same Severus Snape who thought his Potions textbook was outdated crap and took it upon himself to correct it? The same Severus Snape who learned and improved on his own without giving a damn about academic authority? The same Severus Snape who ended up joining a shady cult that clearly broke the law? Like… what are you even saying? There’s a difference between not having a compulsive need to rebel against basic social norms and being obsessed with following rules.

As for the allergies thing… I don’t know, headcanons like that don’t really matter to me, but it doesn’t make much sense considering Severus’ background and the fact that he ended up being a Potions Master, which literally involves handling all sorts of weird ingredients. If someone were prone to having allergic reactions, they wouldn’t be able to do that job. But whatever. What it really shows is that these people don’t understand the character at all, and haven’t bothered to think about his context. But I mean, we’re talking about people who invent the personalities of their supposed favorite characters and clearly don’t understand them despite writing two hundred fanfics and headcanons about them — so how would they know anything about a character they only pay attention to by accident?

[traincat]

Do you think the relationship between Peter and Johnny is part of the reason why Marvel won’t let Johnny come out?

That's an interesting question. My gut feeling is no -- I think because Johnny coming out doesn't mean that they would have to confirm that he has romantic feelings for Peter. It would be interesting to see that confirmed, but it's not something that necessarily comes hand-in-hand with Johnny coming out. They wouldn't have to address it at all. If Johnny were to come out, I think the most organic romantic relationship to put him in would be with his longtime best friend Wyatt Wingfoot, for example. I think inventing a brand new character designed solely to be The Boyfriend ala what happened with Iceman would be a mistake. On the other hand, Johnny/Bobby could also work, since Bobby is canonically gay. But I don't think they would have to bring Peter into the mix at all. (I can only see Spideytorch happening in canon in an alternate universe comic.)

Then there's the fact that, okay, I highly doubt Marvel will ever make Peter Parker canonically queer. (They have a gay Spider-Man in Cooper Coen rather than do anything with Peter in an AU. Nothing against Cooper Coen or anything, I just think it's interesting.) I mean who knows! Things change! But right here and now, I have trouble calling it, at least not any time remotely soon. I think Marvel will probably go bankrupt (again) first. But, in the meantime, they aren't afraid to ship bait with him and other men. Voraciously. The Spider-Man and Deadpool teamup comic was aimed at least partly if not nearly entirely at shippers, and I can't blame them because that was free money. That fandom is huge. And Zdarsky was definitely dangling ship bait for Spideytorch at certain points in PPSSM. Which makes sense -- creators are more aware of shipping and fandom than ever before, taking social media into account. They know what people are shipping and headcanoning. (One Marvel writer, who I am not going to publicly name, definitely implied some things about Flash TO MY FACE by which I mean in my mentions and then did the exact opposite of it.) So if they thought they could get money out of queerbaiting Peter with an out Johnny, I don't like, think that's something that's beneath Marvel. (I think very little is beneath Marvel, to be fair.)

My belief right now, and this is solely based on the timing of some things, is that Marvel believes Johnny coming out would hurt the new movie's box office. Marvel's interests with the Fantastic Four are very closely tied up to their film rights -- they literally stopped publishing the book for three years while they were trying to get them back, because if they couldn't have the film rights, they were going to pretend the Fantastic Four didn't exist, up to and including erasing them from the artwork present in Marvel's headquarters. So if they thought Johnny coming out (which would be highly publicized, look what happened when Bobby Drake came out) would cause enough people to not see the new film, I can absolutely see them making a decision based out of that.

[theexaltedbride]

Rabbit with a Deceased Reader lover Headcanons.

Losing you was one of the worst pains Rabbit has ever experienced. When it first happened it was a blinding agony which drowned out all of his other senses. Now it is a dull ache constantly on his heart which waxes and wanes, but in its own way...it is a good pain. Because it tells the demon that he truly did have a heart, and he really did love you.

'If this is why Sparda did what he did...then I understand.' He thinks to himself as his hand moves in circles over his own heart, still trying to soothe the aching, if even for just a moment.

Being a demon means he's lived a long time and seen many horrors. Far too many than is right for anyone to have to ever endure.

After a while it becomes easy to ignore them, he just let them slide off his soul like water off of a duck's back. But that same emotional state would just as common with the good events too. It all became like a blur after a while. A dull gray haze where thoughts were rendered into nothing but a faint buzz at the back of the mind.

Rabbit felt like he was sleepwalking through life until he met you.

You were different. The time you and rabbit spent together was like a reprieve from the daily discomfort and hardship, a stay of execution on his very soul. It let him forget all his troubles for a few blessed years. The good times and the bad times are still clear in his mind, even if they've begun fraying at the edges, and specific details have blurred, he still remembers you. Rabbit never forgot your favorite mix of tea that he would brew for you. He never forgot how it felt to dance with you, to hold you, kiss you, the feeling of your fingers between his own.

Whenever Rabbit is alone at night, unable to sleep, he will close his eyes and think of the soothing memories he had of you, just casually walking together, him showing you the small creatures of Makai which weren't dangerous, or just holding you close to him and sharing the warmth of your bodies. They are still fresh in his mind, and never fail to bring him comfort.

It almost makes up for how he's forgotten your scent (despite his best efforts), how he can't remember the exact sound of your laugh or what it felt like to run his hands through your hair. Things slip through his grasp even despite his best efforts. Each time he loses a memory, it's like a small part of him has died.

-Rabbit's mood has permanently soured with your passing. He still smiles and laughs on occasion, but much of the time has him serious or frowning. Thoughts of you on your best days never fail to bring at least a half smile to his face.

-Any trinket of yours which survived your passing will become cherished by him, and losing it or misplacing it will drive him rabid. Even just forgetting where he put it has him scurrying around a room and turning things over, only able to calm down once he can feel it in the palm of his hand or press it to his chest, above his heart, as if it were a bandage over the hole left when you died.

-Like with Dante and the flight attendant who looked like his mother, anyone who looks or acts like you will get a reaction from Rabbit. His temper will be cooled by them and he will be more lenient than he would with others. But he knows that they aren't you, and this is just him longing for what he can't have anymore.

-The temptation to go full Dr. Frankenstein, or make deals with more powerful demons to bring you back to lie is always there for Rabbit. If he could just have you back for even a single day, it would be worth the price. But he never does it. He fears what would happen if you were brought back 'wrong', or if your soul were snatched up by some other demon. Or worse...if you were in an actual Heaven of your own, and he was stealing you away from it....he misses you, but he wouldn't want to rob you of paradise like that.

-Rabbit will tell the story of how you and he met to younger Makaians as if it were a fairy tale, spinning a yarn about a noble (if headstrong) Rabbit prince of a lost kingdom trying to win the heart of their one true love.

It's easier for him to think of it that way, because sometimes he struggles to believe he could ever be so lucky as to earn someone like you in his life. He thinks himself unworthy of such love, and that was why he lost you.

"If there is a God in charge of all of this, he took my dearest from me, because I don't deserve that kind of happiness." He would say if anyone managed to learn about how much he still misses you.

"I'm vile, I'm hateful to the extreme, I'm prideful, I...didn't appreciate my dearest enough. So, I didn't deserve to have them."

-Sometimes he truly wishes he could just fade out, and leave it all behind. But he made you a promise in your last moments, that he would live. He'd find happiness, and he wouldn't lose himself to despair.

-He doesn't know if he will ever move on...maybe he will, demons live a very long time after all, or maybe he won't. But whatever choice he makes, his love for you and those precious moments you both spent together will never stop mattering to him. Rabbit will keep them with him till he too fades, and if there is an afterlife for creatures like him, he swears to find you there.

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Couple's Playlist.

'Strong For Somebody Else' ~Citizen Soldier.

'Who wants to live forever?' ~ Queen.

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May we get some romantic headcanons or headcanons you have in general for Killer, Dust and Nightmare?

Of course, the bad boys need some love. Gender neutral pre-usual and tw for toxicity, reminder none of the bad sans gang are the healthiest partners out there. It doesn't border into outright abusive territory but yeah

Killer Sans, Dust Sans & Nightmare Sans x Reader

Killer Sans:

This man is a shithead to everyone and that remains true especially when you're dating him

He's very flirty and constantly making dumb jokes, some are actually funny some are just annoying

It really do be just dating a normal Sans but worse sometimes

Weirdly clingy in a very obtuse way

Like he'll be gone for three days straight without a word to the point you half suspect he's DEAD but then you wake up one night to him literally CLINGING onto just staring like the creepy mofo he is

He wants attention now (don't question why he's covered in blood he wuuuuves you)

Very yandere-ish sometimes, he'll lowkey be stalking you and you might not even know unless he decides to reveal himself

Speaking of will kill for you, regardless of if you want him to or not, he's uh....very jealous and kind of violent if you haven't noticed

Kind of struggles with boundaries sometimes so you're gonna have to be firm about when certain things just aren't cool for you

He has his sweet side of course, he's all for praising you, he's extremely snuggly, and honestly he'll probably get you nearly anything you ask for

....might not be through the most legal of means but he will get it!

Also a PDA fiend so be careful

A big case of "does not know how to shut the fuck up" so there's plenty of teasing to be had and any arguments can easily escalate

Doesn't help that he clearly gets a kick out of annoying you

Never be afraid to return his energy though he likes some back and forth

Dust Sans:

This man? This man right here? A mess.

He don't even know how he got into this relationship and he don't even know why you want him

How does one....be a good boyfriend?

I can't stress how taken off guard he is by acts of affection, please be patient with him

Speaking of he does frequently suffer from hallucinations still so yeah patience and understanding is needed

He isn't as prone to violent outbursts as some of the other evil Sanses but that's not to say they don't ever happen and you'll need to be careful. You're not safe during these breakdowns

He'll feel fucking awful for hurting you and makeup for it somehow but yeah

Not good at expressing feelings verbally, acts of service are definitely his love language

Certain tasks and chores are just done for you, occasionally there'll be some take out in your kitchen from your favorite place or maybe an item you like in your bedroom

Have to ease into physical touch cuz again all this is new to him but once you both settle into a grove all for it

Tends to just....glomp onto you occasionally, either he's fucking tired or having a real bad day

Will also tug on your sleeve or clothes when he wants your attention

Its surprisingly cute given how intimating he generally is

Very protective, like dating any Sans gives you scary dog privileges but it's especially true in this case. He's just hovering over you and glaring at anyone that might pose a potential threat

Nightmare Sans:

Better than the other two though make no mistake he has his own issues

Honestly whether you're his friend, romantic partner or even just some person he knows...it's hard to get this guy to lighten up

And he's definitely very....controlling

Frequently tells you when and what to eat, what to wear, enforces a certain schedule and there's a certain vibe that he's not really asking

Cuz he isn't

He means well, he wants you to be healthy and protected which you are indeed protected. You are cared for. You'll never be lacking in anything and anyone that dares to challenge that is gonna suffer

Honestly he's very much a secret romantic at heart, his compliments are very sweet and endearing, dates are always surprisingly tranquil, and there's always a level of thoughtfulness toward all of it

Definitely likes pet names such as : beloved, dear, etc. Also just straight up calls you "mine" sometimes

Not big on PDA, generally keeps that stuff behind closed doors and even then he kinda doesn't like to be surprised by it

Prefers to initiate that stuff himself, but he's never going to say no when you do it but never hurts to ask first

Speaking of he has the worst habit of using his tentacles to just.....snatch his partners and walk away with them or haul them around

Sometimes he doesn't even seem to realize he's doing it and even if they don't like you up they tend to just idly wrap around you