#I mean I created him but fuckk

[muffin-gods]

So I mentioned in this post that I like the idea of Mike being Zach's ex. So here's 7 years ago from the current point of the story when they first met. This was before Zach met any of the others, and he and Mike broke up before then as well so the others have never met Mike.

Also quick explanation on the age gap. Zombie years are basically doubled. Zach's currently 44 but that's the equivalent to him being 22 in physical appearance and mentality.

Also I wasn't even originally planning to color this drawing cuz I have some Halloween themed art I wanna do. But I loved how the pose came out so much I had to finish it.

[gojosprettyprincess]

Anal, Degradation, really filthy dirty talk, Todo is very mean, Dubcon??, he cums in your ass, Not proofread!!

A/n this isn't the best bc it was super rushed so I apologize for that n I cringed sm while writing this so please be aware😭

AnalFreak! Todo who finally gets his hands on you after so fucking long, after all those shitty nights where he'd fuck his hard fist pathetically, imagining it was your tight little ass gripping around his thick cock milking him till he floods your insides with cum but now—now he finally has the real thing he dreamt of for so fucking long and it drove him soo crazy.

You cried out in half pain-half pleasure as the large man behind you fucks into your puckering hole brutally, a strong hand gripping tightly around your neck to the point where you were struggling to breathe, forcing you to look up at him with teary eyes as he prys open your butthole, his cockhead practically kissing your guts every time he shoves it all the way in your ass. "Fuckk that's a good girl, taking my cock so fucking well, you don’t have any fucking idea how badly I’ve been dreaming about this baby”.

he lets out a loud gravelly moan at how tight you were closing around his cock every time he pulls it out with just the tip reminding inside, just to force it back with each controlling thrust, hissing at how hard and snugly your butthole clenches around his cock.

More and more tears welled up in your eyes as you felt his hard cock twitching against your tight anal wall, a lump forming deep in your throat as you felt your legs starting to give in. “Ohh, fuckfuckfuckkk gonna bury my cum so fucking deep in this dirty hole baby. Your such a nasty slut ya know that? Clenching and gripping around my cock like a fucking whore, you must really love this dick don’t you?” Tears flooded down your cheeks as you shook your head, looking up at him defeatedly. He chuckles and kisses your temple, “Aw come on baby, you know you don’t mean that, the way your asshole is swallowing up my cock like this, no way” he laughs mockingly, eyes looking down to where his cock disappears into you like magic.

“Fu-ck todo! It’s s’big, s'deep inside of me" you cried out, feeling him gaping and stretching your asshole into the sheer size of his girthy cock as he flicks your tears away with his thumb. “I know baby, I know m’almost done, gonna give this pretty butthole a nice creamy filling yeah?” He groans, cock twitching and jumping against your walls before he lets out a low “fuckk” as he began shooting out white ropes of cum-frosting deep into your ass, he made sure to stop when his cock was in all the way in to the hilt, to the point where your dripping cunt was smearing slick onto his hard balls.

His cock was hidden soo deep in your ass, the cum filling up your walls just like how you’d stuff cream in a pie. Your legs gave in as you fell towards his chest but were obviously, quickly caught by his big strong arms n his cock still buried inside of you, he bent you over on the nearest surface. your upper body laying down as he slowly pulled his cock out of your ruined ass, dragging it all the way out before admiring the pretty delicious gape that he created, he stuffed a pointer finger into your asshole, pushing any cum that was threatening to spill out all the way back in. “Mmm so cute baby, all stuffed and filled with my cum", he slaps your ass over and over, admiring how the thick flesh jiggles against him on impact, "Love this tight fucking ass so much baby, m'fucking obsessed”.

[shuugumi]

thinking about riding gojo satoru... a/n: something happened to me after this week's episode. i want to have him in my mouth. if ykwim...🌚

thumbs circling at either hip bones as your hips stutter, moving back and forth. clit grazing over his pubes gaining extra pleasure. fingers digging into the plump fats of your ass as your nails dig into his chest. circling your hips sensually as you rock back and forth earning a groan and a rough thrust to your core done by him.

the shine of his blue eyes disappearing by his feathery white lashes as he shuts his eyes, bitting his bottom lip as he feels your walls clenching down on his thick length. abs clenching as he comes closer to his own high.

going limp you fall onto his chest, hair spraying out over your shoulders and onto his exposed arms. breasts pressed against his as he wraps his big arms around your torso and starts fucking up into you.

“ah fuck! gonna—cum ah! cum in me toru~” you whimper and his pace quickens, drool dripping out through you agaped mouth dripped onto his chiseled chest. “yeah? don’t- fuckk worry, gonna fill that pretty cunt up.” he grunts, the sounds of his balls hitting your ass along with the harmonized moans coming from both him and you filled the air as you finally felt the snap of a rubber band in your stomach finally rip through you and your cumming on him, foam of white creating a ring around the base of his cock as he dumps his load into you.

BONUS:

the next day…

“my thighs are sore for some reason.” satoru states as you snuggle up to him on the couch, putting on a tv show.

“what did you do to make them sore?” you ask, rubbing one of his thighs with your hand. hopefully giving him some comfort and relaxation.

“you mean; what did you do to make my thighs sore.” he laughs, pinching your cheek as you force your head into hiding in his axilla.

“rode me so hard last night, got lingering affects.”

© 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐢 ; do not translate, copy, plagiarize or upload elsewhere!! all content is owned by me unless stated otherwise.

[dirtybitfic]

Therapy pt.5 -final part

Matt sturniolo x y/n

contains- fluff, smutt , establishing a relationship, time skip.

Matt pov-

I woke up feeling a warm presence at my side.

I looked over seeing y/n sleeping peacefully on my side. She truly is the most beautiful woman inside and out.

I never thought i'd end up in this situation with a client but i'm don't regret it . She's perfect I mean she gets along with my brothers which is important to me and she submits to me perfectly .

I like her so much more than I ever thought I could and honestly i'm not mad about it .

she starts to wiggle around in her sleep and it makes me smile . How can someone so freaky in the bedroom look so innocent .

her eyes start to flutter open and I cant help but smile as she sleepily looks at me

y/n pov-

I just woke up as I look to my left and see matt already looking at me with a big smile on his face.

good morning gorgeous

good morning I say in a raspy voice.

I honestly forgot how it felt to fall asleep in the same bed with someone. I haven't gotten that good of sleep in a long time.

he smiles as he pulls me onto him and I lay my head on his chest. but I cant help but notice the bulge thats poking my stomach . I scoot up and position myself to straddle him. I still have no underwear so the only thing thats blocking contact is his boxers.

watcha doin he asks with a smirk .

ohh nothing I say with a small sigh but I cant help the smile that spreads across my face.

mhmm okay he says as he watches my every move intensely.

I move my hips a little causing a friction on my bare pussy . He groans and grabs my hips.

take off my boxers and ride me like a good girl he says in a calm but demanding tone . I slowly slide his boxers down until they're off and I throw them behind me some where in the room and position myself back onto his lap .

he slowly lifts my hips as I position myself at his tip and slide down slowly. Im already sore from last night and given his size the stretch is still painful.

I whimper as I get lower and lower.

look at you taking me so well he coos as I reach the base and he's balls deep inside me . I take a second to adjust before beginning to bounce on him.

f-fuck oh-my I gasp as his dick hits my g-spot with every bounce.

thats it bounce on it fuck he groans as he grabs my hips and helps me continue bouncing .

my legs start to shake as I feel my self about to orgasm

f-fuck im gonna cum I cry out as the orgasm is at its brink and is about to crash over me .

let it go cum all over my cock he groans and I pulse around him and my cum drip out of me and down his base.

fuck I whine as I come down from my high but my legs continue shaking .

your legs tired sweetheart he says in a deep tone that makes me clench around him.

mhmm I whine as I grind on him .

he immediately flips us over so he's onto of me now

he starts pounding into me hard and deep causing me to scream out.

FUCK M-MATT I say as my hand goes to him stomach trying to push him away from how deep he is.

he slaps me across the face causing me to moan .

take it like i know you can he growls as he moves my hand away and leans over me so I cant put my hand on him to push him away.

he's so deep and my legs are shaking as I feel a sensation building in my stomach.

f-fuck matt oh god im gonna I get cut off by my juices squirting out of me all over his dick and the sheets beneath me .

fuckk thats it squirt all over me he groans as I come down from my high.

im starting to get overstimulated but it feels so good.

fuck oh - m- my g-god so deep I cry as I look down and see the bulge in my stomach as he thrusts into me.

yeah you see how deep I am in you huh he says as he looks down smirking at the way his dick bulges in me.

mmm fuck FUCK MATT I... I cry as I squirt again this time more than the last creating a puddle under me . His thrusts don't ease up .

the stamina this man has is crazy I think as my head starts to feel fuzzy and pure euphoria takes over my body.

fuck look at you . My fucked out little slut he groans .

all I can do is whine as I quirt again .

fuckkk so fucking hot he groans as he watches me quirt all over him.

all that can be heard is my whines and heavy breathes mixed with his groans and the squelching sounds coming from my pussy as he pounds into me relentlessly.

mmmmm I whine as I rake my nails down his back .

he groans deeply as my nails break the skin.

fuck keep fucking doing that he groans as he presses down on my stomach where his dick bulges with each trust casing me to scream out .

AHH F-F-FUCK . I squirt again creating even more of a puddle underneath myself .

god damn such a good girl he praises as I convulse underneath him and my nails dig deeper in his back.

I can barely even think anymore as my body is shaking under him .

I wraps my legs around his waist as his arms move under me and hold me close to him and he pounds into me harder and I see stars.

fuckk you feels so fucking good squeezing me so fucking tight.

all I can do is whine and moan as my nails continue digging into his back he groans and whimpers into my neck as I dig deeper into his skin .

he moves back over me as he pulls my legs up and holds around both thighs with one arm and chokes me with the other .

give me on more orgasm show me how much of a whore you are for my cock he groans as I start wiggling underneath him.

ahhh OH FUCK ME I scream as my orgasm washes over me and I shake uncontrollably as my hips lift up and he hits an even deeper angle.

fuck im gonna fill this pretty little pussy up he groans as he grabs onto my hips and his thrusts get sloppier.

f-fuck please- g-give it to me I moan .

after a couple more thrusts he fills me up and I collapse back on the bed.

he pulls out and lays beside me pulling me into him as my legs shake and I catch my breathe.

how would you feel if I asked you to be exclusive he asks in a calm sweet tone. my heart flutters and I smile.

I would be totally okay with that . I don't want anyone but you . I say as I look up at him and hes smiling at me.

good cause I don't want you with anyone but me . Your mine understand

yes sir I say in a joking manor causing him to smile .

we lay there for a bit before getting up and changing the sheets again. Then taking a long hot shower.

my muscles have relaxed and we finally changes into clothes after drying off and decide to go up stairs and get a snack and some water.

chris and nick are in the living room. as we walk past they smile and greet us.

wow you guys slept the whole day nick says as you look out of the window realizing its nighttime again.

damn I guess so I say with a smile.

well we were about to watch a movie if you guys wanna join chris says with a smile.

yeah were gonna grab some snacks and well come back in

okay they both say as we go to the kitchen to grab snack and head back in.

we sat and watched Divergent . After we finished we decided to watch the second one.

after we finished they both went to bed and we decided to go back downstairs and watch the third one . We fell asleep again happy as ever.

2 years later-

Me and matt got engaged about 8 months ago and our wedding is in a week.

Im so glad I decided to do therapy 2 years ago or I would have never met the love of my life .

I live with him and his brothers and i'm the happiest I think ive been in a long time. I love his family to death.

his mom is by far my favorite woman ever and his dad is such a genuine sweet father .

I cant believe sex therapy led me to this but I wouldn't regret to for the world .

The end.

💋

[bp4545]

Monday Mornings (Fluff)

Word count: 1.1k

Warnings: None apart from swearing:) Just a lot of fluff.

Summary: Draco is a morning person, you are not. A classic Monday morning where he tries to wake you up for breakfast, but you just want to sleep longer.

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Its peaceful. 

Your sleepy eyes are closed, and your breathing is slow. The weight of your blanket is hugging you from your sides, and Draco's body pressed up against your back as he spoons you. 

Draco, however, his eyes are wide open as he watches you sleep. He keeps shuffling, its probably about 6:45 in the morning and he has been awake for at least 10 minutes. He is just waiting for your 7 o'clock alarm to start buzzing so he can start to wake you up.

He shuffles some more and readjusts his arm as he sees you stir awake slowly. Draco strokes his long pale fingers through the back of your hair, successfully creating knots. He tries to gently take his fingers out without waking you up from your peaceful state, but he turns out unsuccessful. 

"What the fuckk Draco" You groan. Your morning voice is groggy but you couldn't care less. You think Draco has just pulled out a couple hairs and that shit hurts.

"I'm so sorry love I didn't mean to I promise" he whispered. You turned to face him and became startled when you met his wide eyes. 

"Draco how are you so awake at-" you lifted yourself off the bed a bit to see the digital clock on the bedside table at Draco's end of the bed. "6:49 in the morning??" you were frustrated a bit. You were the kind of person who was visibly grumpy when you didn't get your desired amount of sleep. 

"I don't know darling, I just woke up and I can't fall back asleep. I mean you should actually be awake its almost time for breakfast." You groaned again as he chucked at you. 

"I have ten more minutes until my alarm so..." you drifted back into a sleepy state as you hugged Draco's torso and buried your head in his chest. You fell back to sleep almost instantly.

Draco lay frozen into place, for about the next ten minutes as he tried not to wake you up a second time round. He did not want to have to experience 'grumpy y/n before 7' again. He waited patiently for a while before he heard the loud ringing of your alarm. 

He suddenly jolted up and started to make his way out of bed, accidentally hurting you in the process. 

"Dracooo, you just made me bite my tongue." you whined as you covered your mouth with your hands. He turned to you and started whispering sorry's and hugging you and laughing at you when you pouted. 

"Now will you get out of bed?" he asked hopefully. 

"No" you argued, you turned your back on him and shoved the blanket back over your shoulders. Draco sighed and let you be, he would wake you back up in another thirty minutes to make sure you were ready for breakfast at 8. 

He walked into the bathroom and got ready, he brushed his teeth, took a dump, washed his face. As he got out of the bathroom he looked back at you and you hadn't moved a muscle. He opened the closet and looked inside to see what he should wear underneath his robes today. He picked out a regular white button down, and some black pants that would easily blend into the robes. He sprayed on some cologne and fixed his collar, put on his silver rings and sat at the desk.

He was completely ready and you were still fast asleep. He sighed and looked at the time, 7:28. He was a very patient boyfriend. He waited 2 whole entire minutes, and then started pestering you again.

"Love it's seven thirty now pleaseee wake up. I want to get to breakfast early before everyone takes all the good food." He tried persuading you but you just groaned in response. 

"Y/n I don't want to have to choose my last resort." You opened your eyes wide and turned to look at him. 

"NO! Draco no don't you dare. I'M GETTING UP okay? Okay I'm getting up!!" you panicked as you shuffled in your blankets.

"No darling I think it's too late" he warned you. Right before he started attacking you with tickles. You were suffering, dying, laughter consuming you as you endured Draco's torture. 

"DRACO STOP" you screamed over again. 

"Will you wake up?" he teased as he continued.

"YES! FUCK! DRACO I'M FUCKING AWAKE ARE YOU GODDAMN BLIND??" you screamed at him and he stopped.

You caught your breath and looked at him apologetically. 

"That's no way to talk to your boyfriend" he scolded you with his arms crossed.

"I'm sorry Draco but why do you have to tickle me? Why can't it be 'wake y/n up by attacking her with kisses' instead?" you rambled.

He just shrugged and hugged you. "It works better" He pecked your lips and stood you up.

"Go get ready love" he said and walked you into the bathroom. You kissed him and thanked him as he picked your outfit beforehand. You loved him so much, he was such a sweetheart. 

As you walked out of the bathroom, all ready, you ran to Draco and hugged him tightly, you looked up to his face to see him smiling right back at you. 

"Draco" you said cautiously "Have you ever heard of..."

He looked at you questionably. 

"PAYBACK!" You started tickling him and he suddenly fell on the bed. He was a laughing mess and you were enjoying every second of it.

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Bonus scene:

You and Draco were seated on his bed in his private dorm, watching a movie. As the credits started rolling, you both went off to brush your teeth and get changed for bed.

As you waited for Draco to get changed you had a sudden realisation. You placed your hands on your head and gasped. Earning an odd look from Draco.

"Oh my god" you said

"What is it love?" he asked worriedly

You looked him dead in the eyes. 

"It's Friday" you stated eyes wide and nodding your head. Draco still looked confused. "Don't you get it Draco? Tomorrow's Saturday! I can sleep in!" you exclaimed dramatically and fell on your back. 

He rolled his eyes at you and smiled. You were so silly. 

"I'm banning you from waking me up tomorrow" You mumbled as you drifted to sleep. 

"Yes love. Sure" he chuckled at you and got into bed.

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a/n: This was fun to write ahaha, I love this sm:))

[autismmydearwatson]

My eighth fucking attempt at posting my highlights reel of Thrawn

A great tactician creates plans. A good tactician recognizes the soundness of a plan presented to him. A fair tactician must see the plan succeed before offering approval.

Those with no tactical ability at all may never understand or accept it.

Nor will such people understand or accept the tactician. To those without that ability, those who possess it are a mystery.

And when a mind is too deficient in understanding, the resulting gap is often filled with resentment.

"I'm like dropping hints that I think my boss is a fucking idiot. Anyway Rossi if you're out there--"

Eli winced. In general, not shooting a civilian population was a perfectly sensible approach to combat. More sensible, in fact, than he would have expected from a lot of Imperial officers.

THIS IS SO FUNNY I need a Live Eli Reaction to Thrawn bombing Lothal.

There are things in the universe that are simply and purely evil. A warrior does not seek to understand them, or to compromise with them. He seeks only to obliterate them.

THE HYPOCRISY. THE HUBRIS. MY BROTHER IN THE FORCE YOU ARE WORKING FOR AND COMPROMISING WITH THE EVIL

"Why do you seek high rank?"

It was a question many had asked over the years. Thrawn had asked it of himself. The answer never seemed to satisfy the questioner. "Because there are problems that must be solved. Some cannot be solved by anyone except me."

"I see." Vanto was silent a moment. "Senior Lieutenant Hammerly was able to stall them for a bit by telling them you were consulting with the local chief. But they expect you to call back."

"Of course." Thrawn said. "I will do so immediately."

"What will you tell them?"

"The truth."

Vanto had now asked the question. He was no more satisfied than anyone who had come before him.

Thrawn wondered if anyone would ever be satisfied. Or if they would ever understand.

There's so much going on here. The HUBRIS. THE WAR DOG COMPLEX. "Some cannot be solved by anyone except me" THE AUTISM. Important context: this happens after Thrawn burns down civilian farmland.

"I'm Arihnda Pryce. You probably won't remember, but we met once at an Ascension Week reception in the Alisandre Hotel, back when you were a senior lieutenant."

The fact that Arihnda and Thrawn keep inevitably coincidentally crossing paths in the 2017 book is hilarious. The Force is conspiring to draw them together through the machinations of the universe across time and space just so she can piss him off in Rebels season 4 by blowing his entire TIE Defender project to fucking smithereens the moment his back is turned

"But it does not matter. However these beings were pressed into service, they are now Imperial assets. They will be treated as such."

LIVE ME REACTION WHAT THE FUCKK😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧

Through the west-facing window, the sun was beginning to set.

For a moment she watched, thinking back to the evening when her mother was arrested and their lives changed forever. At the time she'd thought how the people in big cities probably never saw the horizon or the sunset, and had wondered if they ever thought about such things. Or whether they even cared.

Arihnda had lived on Coruscant, in the galaxys ultimate big city.

And as she gazed out the window, she realized that she really didn't care.

Oogh. No thoughts, just. OOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH

"I have read about the nightswan," Thrawn called after him. "Have you?"

Nightswan turns partially back. His face is obscured by shadow. His body stance again holds weariness, along with a quiet dread. "You refer to the fact that it sings only as night is falling?"

"Yes," Thrawn said. "You do not expect your stand to succeed, do you?"

"I know that it won't succeed." Nightswan said.

"That does not necessarily mean the end. I can give orders for you to be taken unharmed."

"They'll be ignored. Half the troops here are Batonn Defense, and Restos is determined to get rid of me."

"Then come with me now."

"A man must do what he must, Admiral Thrawn. Even if his stand is against the fall of eternal night."

HUARGHH. JUST. NIGHTSWAN. NIGHTSWAN SAVE ME NIGHTSWAN. GODDAMN. HE KNOWS HES DOOMED, HE KNOWS HE WONT SURVIVE THIS STORY, FOR ALL HIS GENIUS HE IS STILL A DESPERATE MAN. EVEN IF HIS STAND IS AGAINST THE FALL OF ETERNAL NIGHT AUGH

"Your report, Colonel, said his death was confirmed?"

"Yes, sir." Yularen said, "His body was found and identified in one of the outer areas, where the damage was less severe. He was probably checking on the perimeter." He hesitated. "Possibly preparing to stand alongside the defenders there."

"Yes." Thrawn said.

And so it was over. The path had ended. The pattern was broken.

The song of the Nightswan was silence. The galaxy would be the worse for its loss.

NOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCK. NIGHTSWAN WAS MY FAVORITE AND PROBABLY THE ONLY CHARACTER WITH A REAL MORAL COMPASS. FUCK. RIP NIGHTSWAN YOU SERVED SO MUCH CUNT THE EMPIRE HAD TO GET YOU KILLED BEFORE THE REBELLION COULD BE PUT TOGETHER

It is said that one should keep ones allies within view, and ones enemies within reach.

A valid statement. One must be able to read an allys strengths, so as to determine how best to use him. One must similarly be able to read an enemy's weaknesses, so as to determine how best to defeat him.

But what of friends?

There is no accepted answer, perhaps because true friendship is so exceedingly rare. But I have formulated my own.

A friend need not be kept either within sight or within reach. A friend must be allowed the freedom to find and follow his own path.

If one is fortunate, those paths will for a time join. But if the paths separate, it is comforting to know that a friend still graces the universe with his skills, and his viewpoint, and his presence.

For if one is remembered by a friend, one is never truly gone.

I'm not one to claim Zahn is a master of prose but holy shit. Holy shit the final journal opening of the epilogue is pure art. He really put his whole Zahnussy into half a page of morally bankrupt Grand Admiral Thrawn (who uses lethal force against teenagers and commits so many war crimes he even pisses off Palpatine and can't understand the nuances of social interaction) talking about the value of having a real friend. Every lacking opportunity for poetics was given to the epilogue. Kinda. "When one is remembered by a friend, one is never truly gone" kinda. The platonic aspect of Thrawn and Elis bond is so deep and far-reaching that he's going to be HONEST about it for once?? For all how he loves Eli he also values him just for being there??? I'm gonf throw up. Imagine having a friend so dear to you that it forces you to be honest about it

[swallowerofbile]

Black Wing - ...Is Doomed

ALBUM:

wow wow wow!!! this album- wow. I will never be able to truly express how much this album means to me and what it does to me. Dan Barrett is truly a genius when it comes to his work as a musician. his lyrics, the sounds he creates, the meaning behind everything he makes--no one will truly ever come close to this man [maybe will toledo]. he feels things and makes me feel them a million times more than when I originally felt them. the feelings of despair, longing, hopelessness, and so much more god. the motif of bodies--especially the narrators--really makes this whole album rlly cool.

although it changes every week, my listing of this album right now currently will probably be:

my body betrayed me - seriously top five favorite songs ever. from the sounds to the lyrics god dude i could talk for hours about this whole entire album and ESPECIALLY this song. if i turn on any hanl/giles corey/black wing/consumer/nahvalr this song is almost ALWAYS getting played first. this song is ALWAYS getting replayed over and over too.

if I let him in - I really really REALLY love the instrumental of this song so much good god. this song has climbed the ranks in my favorites very drastically recently cuz I cant stop thinking of the lyrics: Hollow me out Replace it with spiders [love these lyrics so much i'm painting them lmfao]

black wing - wow okay this song used to be my favorite from this album but obviously my body betrayed me took over but I still rlly love this song. I especially REALLY like the opening lyrics and the way Dan makes them sound wow I love his voice. I also REALLY love the way this song kinda fades into my body betrayed me oh god I LOVE when music artists do that it's so seriously cool and sounds ASTRONOMICAL!!!! I just rlly love the way Dan makes this song sound in general. OH MY GOD AND THE INSTRUMENTALS FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luther - HOLY FUCKK I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! lowkey thinking hardcore about putting it above black wing but black wing was my first song from this album so it's always going to have a special place in my heart. I love love love the instrumentals of this song so much and the ad libs god I love you Dan so much u’ll never even know. just like black wing [and every other hanl & co. songs] I love the way Dan's voice sounds in this song.

death sentences - was thinking hardcore about putting this song above luther but decided against it ;-; ANYWAYS like I always say I rlly love the instrumentals of this song like this one will probably have to be my favorite instrumental wise [other than my body betrayed me obvi and maybe dsa] I love the twinkling [?] sounds that start around the 3:00 mark. another thing that Dan does in some of his songs that I rlly love when musicians do is putting voice recordings of people [sometimes themselves] talking and this song has a rlly cool voice recording at the end wow especially that last line man.

dsa - the beginning of this song makes me feel like I'm a caveman or in a cult lmfao but I do love this song a lot wow. Dan knows me inside and out cuz he does a lot of shit that I would so totally do if I were to be a musician--wordless songs. I LOVE when artists have wordless songs in their discography/albums wow. GOD THE 2:34 MARK FUCK BRO THAT SWITCH UP IS SO SEXY FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK.

unemployed - this song makes me feel like I'm at war. not much to say about this song really. it's not the worst i've heard but it's also not my favorite [it probably will be at some point] but I still love it trust.

SOOOOO much more I could've said but i'm not good with words at all so I tried my hardest. there are DEFINITELY more parts in these songs that I really really like but there's like no way I can express it without saying the same things over and over. maybe in the future i'll come back to this and share my new opinions/rankings. thank u for reading this if u have. I hope u have a very good awesome sauce day/night/evening/morning/whatever. good bye ʕ'ᴥ'ʔっʕ'ᴥ'ʔっʕ'ᴥ'ʔっ

[borderline-gays-club]

Obsession update:!!!!

Ok…I think it’s safe to say…. THE OBSESSION IS OVER!!! (Trying not to say it too loud just in case that bitch is lurking…((she’s always lurking)))

So usually Sunday nights are the prime time for my friend, “big gaping void” ,to settle in but I did not have that yesterday!!! And Sunday nights are the worst bc that means 3 days off from work which means 3 days away from my coworker obsession.. today is now Monday and I’m thinking abt the person I was obsessed with and am like…oof…a bit embarrassing?? Or just like seriously not worth an inkling of wat my brain was putting me thru lol. Like I still feel attracted to him and wud potentially still consider fucking him but the amount of energy my brain was investing into creating INSANE delusions around this man is swiped away as if it never happened 🙃🙃

AND AND!!!! I actually had a short but full sentenced conversation with my original coworker obsession for the first time (the one before this most current one) and I didn’t even flinch LOL. Had this happened during my peak obsession with him …omg I wudve pissed my pants. But yah He was shy and I was just being my usual stupid self lol and I was like yup. Anyway I’m bored bye . Lolll

I can’t fucking believe my brain sometimes. How quickly my obsessions just change intensity literally overnight. It’s fucking exhausting. BUT!!! BUT!!! I am always grateful for any moment of peace and rn I feel some semblance of that.

I’m hoping once I start being able to play out all my sexual fantasies with my new sub I’ll b even more at peace 😇. But again.., obsession is always lurking…I’m literally never safe. Just gotta keep my eyes peeled AS FUCKK and move VERY VERY slow no matter how agonizing the waiting is. Bc let’s not forget how much more agonizing an FP is!! I fucking refuse !!!!!!

[tyxoxo]

TAKE IT

Pairing : nomin x fem!reader

Warnings: pure filth, jeno is mean, choking, slapping, degrading, dumbification, dacryphilia, could’ve went way harder on this, pwp, mdni!

Words: 3.3k

*i haven’t written smut in forever

You weren’t sure how you would survive this night. Jeno and Jaemin barely even started and you already felt your wetness seeping out onto the carpet. You could care less about cleanup at this moment. You were on your knees, the only position you saw yourself worthy in. Jeno and Jaemin were on either side, petting you.

But you knew this was all a facade.

“Fucking touch me…” Jeno growled. He was looking down at you with burning eyes, grabbing your hand roughly to place on his bulging cock through his briefs, you hissed at the lack of subtlety.

“C’mon baby, don’t act shy now. You were practically begging earlier.” Jaemin cooed from your left side. His voice was way more calming, but you didn’t dare underestimate him. You were smart enough to read the both of them. The more you winced, the more it fueled Jeno’s ego. The more you whined the more it fueled Jaemin’s. It was such a deadly combination, but you loved it so much.

Your trembling hands massaged the both of them, all the while you could tell Jeno was getting impatient. A gust of air flew into your face as Jeno pulled down his boxers. The sound of his dick slapping against his groin was almost like a snap. It took a minute to register that Jaemin had did the same, albeit a bit slower. Jeno shoved your head forward and you knew better than to not make eye contact. You looked up with pitiful eyes and welcomed his length into your mouth.

“Fuckk.” His drown out breath made you release a moan through your obstructed mouth.

You didn’t want to leave Jaemin dry. Your hands wandered around his body in search of his cock. You couldn’t turn your head at the moment, not when Jeno was already fucking your face without warning. Once you found Jaemin, he felt so warm to the touch. Not as veiny as Jeno, but smooth to the grip. You felt the difference in consistency from stroking him, and realized he let a bit of spit fall from his lips onto his cock in order to lubricate the area. You began to wonder if Jeno was satisfied with how you were sucking him, as you could barely even fit a few inches in; his girth stretching your mouth to the limit.

“Choke on my fucking cock…” Jeno’s voice boomed throughout the room. He placed one hand on top of your head and the other underneath your chin and pushed your mouth as far in as it could go. There was no way for you to breathe now. Your vision was blurred by your tears but you knew that pleased him.

It pleased you.

He bent forward and groaned so deliciously that you swore you could’ve felt your clit swell with anticipation. He held you there for a few seconds, seconds that felt like minutes before throwing you off of him, shoving you into Jaemin by his hold on your neck. A coughing fit ensued to which Jaemin slapped your cheek to bring you back to earth.

It was his turn now, and there were no breaks.

You spit on your right hand and began to stroke Jeno to keep him busy. You turned to Jaemin and started off slow just the way he liked it. Circling your tongue on his tip before licking along his shaft.

“Don’t forget to look up babygirl. Look at me.”

You obeyed him, scanning up his abs and stopping at his sparkling brown eyes. In between his smiles he moaned in pure ecstasy at how well you took him in your mouth. So much precum and saliva flowed from your mouth onto your breasts, creating such a shiny decoration. All the while Jaemin stroked your hair in admiration.

You tried to outdo yourself by shoving him as far back, but your jaw was burning. Jaemin noticed your effort, groaning as you felt him twitch inside your abused throat.

“If you keep doing that, i’ll cum baby.”

He ushered you off of him, helping you to your feet. You thought that maybe you were going to get tossed in bed to take some pressure off your sore knees. But the two had other plans. They began to attack your body. Jeno’s left hand trailed down your front and cupped his hand at your groin. His other hand reaching behind, raking through your hair and massaging your scalp. Your knees buckled in response, barely being able to stand up straight. He sucked on your neck while toying with your clit.

“You’re such a filthy little bitch, my hand is fucking soaked. Do you see this shit?” Jeno smirked and paused to raise his hand up for you and Jaemin to see. Your juices made his hand glisten in the dimly lit room. Jaemin smiled in delight, reaching forward to collect some of your essence off Jeno’s hand. Jaemin took his own drenched fingers into his mouth and sucked on them, humming in satisfaction.

You couldn’t handle all of this. You tried to look down at your feet but Jeno used a single finger to pop your head up.

“Damn princess.” Jaemin whispered into your ear before nibbling on your lobe. Your cheeks were heated, on fire.

Jeno’s coordination kept you from thinking straight. He managed to rub the right spot on your clit every time, while still being able to create lovebites on your neck. He knew you bruised easily but he didn’t care. He was relentless. Maybe in his mind, running his tongue over the popped blood vessels was some sort of way of claiming you. Jaemin’s left hand remained grasped on your ass, mending it in his hands, followed by a slap.

Yet again, Jeno caught you off guard, hoisting you up over his shoulder with ease and tossing you onto the bed. As if it was even necessary. You were sure it was because he got a ego boost out of showcasing his strength. Jaemin wasn’t far behind.

Jeno hooked his arms around your thighs and dragged you towards the edge of the bed, keeping his head level with your core. You knew what was coming and Jaemin was already aware as well. He nestled himself near your head, somewhat hovering so he could grasp and hold both of your hands. Jeno didn’t even need to prep your mound with his spit. His two fingers swiped up and down your pussy, loving how your lips were pulsating around nothing. Within a single breath his mouth latched onto your core causing you to shriek. His eyes rolled, almost to the back of his head.

He tongue flicked at your clit vigorously, not even caring to go slow, making you tremble. You squeeezed Jaemin’s hand, knowing you wouldn’t hurt him. He looked down at you, smiling from ear to ear at how well his best friend ate your pussy.

“You can do this baby.” His words started a mantra in your head but you weren’t sure how long you could keep this up. Jeno’s mouth explored every inch of you and his groans only added to the pleasure you felt building in your gut. They were like vibrations surging through you, building up a wave that would eventually crash.

Whenever he came up for air, his face would appear messier each time. The entire outside of his mouth covered in your juices. He used his hands to keep your legs pried open, preventing you from closing in on his head. He delved back in again, this time using his tongue to fuck you.

Looking down at Jeno was too much for you, seeing him relish in your pussy; how determined he was to get you off. Just the mere look of his eyes fluttering yet eyebrows scrunched together in concentration kept you on edge. Jaemin couldn’t keep his lips off of you either, smooching ever so softly on your cheek. There was such contrast being thrusted upon you, how could you manage to survive.

Your whines echoed throughout the room, more tears flowing down your flushed cheeks. You felt your release inching closer and closer.

“I-I can’t, this is t-too much.” Your feeble attempts to deny your orgasm didn’t stir Jeno at all. He hummed once more, most likely to ignore you.

“You cry so pretty. I love it so much.” Jaemin’s teasing was all it took for you.

You raised your hips off of the bed, spasming and moaning Jeno’s name in such a pathetic tone. You felt that familiar band snap within you, your clit becoming too sensitive already.

“Yesss.” Jeno hissed into you, only adding more pleasure to your pussy. He used one hand to press on your pelvis and keep you still; getting the full taste of your release on his tongue. Once you came down from your high, your head collapsed on the bed, your ears ringing. You weren’t sure if any words were said, not that you would be able to hear them anyways through your haze of emotions. He was so drunk off of you that he froze and laid his head on your groin. Licking his lips with such a smug grin on his face.

He didn’t want to leave that spot but he knew that it was time for him and Jaemin to fuck you dumb. Jeno’s tongue began an ascent towards you, licking a long strip from your clit all the way to your mouth. Once his lips met yours, he rose you up, sitting next to your right side. You weren’t even aware that Jaemin unclasped your hands until you felt him teasing your entrance.

You wanted to turn your head towards him and look at how his tip swiped up and down your entrance but Jeno was currently abusing your mouth and maintaining a hold on your throat so tight. His lips tugged at yours, tongues dancing together in such a rugged fashion. You whined in response to tasting yourself on his tongue; so much of you on his tongue.

The kiss was so feral, with such a lack of decency, but it’s what you needed. Jaemin muttered a curse under his breath seeing your’s and Jeno’s saliva escaping out of the corners of your mouths, dripping onto the bed in light thumps.

Jeno kept his hold on your throat and rose you up further, keeping you on the edge of the bed but positioning you so could see every inch of Jaemin’s cock once he entered you. Jeno rested his hand against the back of your head to support your neck, so you wouldn’t have to worry about straining. It was probably the nicest gesture he’s done all night so far.

“Are you ready?” Jaemin cocked his head slightly to the side, asking in such a playful tone.

You nodded your head, you couldn’t bring yourself to speak.

“I can’t hear youu.” Jaemin whispered this time.

“God you’re so fucking pathetic.” Jeno snarled in your ear.

The two of them were so different in their approach to provoke you, but it worked.

“Yes! Please just fuck me, fuck my p-”

You didn’t even have time before Jaemin grasped your thighs and entered you, not as slow as you thought he would, he was starved.

You gasped at the same time that he moaned. The level of eye contact he gave while he thrusted inside you to the hilt, would be locked into your memory forever.

“You’re so fucking tight princess. Did you save yourself for me?” He rose forward and placed a single kiss on your forehead.

Jeno’s tight grip on your throat lessened now. You could tell he was ready to hear you scream in pleasure. He still kept his hand on the back of your head to support you so you were able to look at Jaemin. His other hand began to stroke himself, every so often he would run fingers through his hair.

The way Jaemin fucked you was unlike anything you’ve ever experienced. His hips moved like waves, his cock touching that familiar spot within you. He was enjoying himself, knowing he could do this to you. He had a smug smile on his face at first, but his expression changed. He tugged at his lips, almost to the point of drawing blood. Every single time your hips connected, you clenched down on his cock, creating some resistance everytime he pulled back. You were the one smiling now.

“Don’t do that baby, I won’t last much longer.” His words were slurred. He reveled in awe at how your pussy gripped him so tight, it was even visible from your point of view. You hoped Jeno saw too, but based on how much you could hear of him stroking his cock, you were sure of it.

You felt Jaemin’s cock twitching inside of you. It created that familiar wave that was bound to crash again. His speed never faltered but his thrusts were becoming erratic, his moans getting louder and more frequent.

“Jaemin, please.” You whined, tears forming in your eyes for what felt like the tenth time tonight.

“Please, what?” He gulped in between those two words, trying to keep his composure. He was going to cum any second.

“Please cum in me, please cum in my pussy…”

From your peripheral you noticed Jeno darting back and forth between you and Jaemin. He wanted to catch both of your impending orgasms.

You and Jaemin’s moans matched up so melodically as he slammed into you one last time. He pressed that button and you crashed. You shook out of control as you felt his cum coat your walls, his warm fluid mixing with your own.

He stilled inside you, not wanting to move just yet. He wanted the full effect of your walls contracting down on him. It felt like the world paused, heavy breathing occupying the room. Jaemin bent forward again and lowered his head over towards Jeno. They didn’t seem to speak again, it had to have been some telepathic agreement.

In one single breath that you managed to muster, Jaemin exited you and flipped you over like you were nothing. You were upset at no longer feeling full, but you had a feeling that emptiness wasn’t going to last long. You were on all fours, your arms struggling to keep yourself up. Jaemin positioned himself in front of you. He was still hard, wanting more out of you.

Jeno’s left hand trailed along your spine before grabbing your ass like a handle. You felt his other hand collecting all of the cum that was dripping outside of you. You couldn’t see anything but you could hear it. Jeno was tasting you and Jaemin on his tongue. You shut your eyes to allow your hearing to intensify. The way he sucked so desperately at his fingers; you could only imagine how hot that looked.

Jaemin scooted closer to you, petting you again and guiding your head side to side against his cock. Your mouth was able to get a bit of a break from earlier, so you managed to gain some confidence to suck him some more. You opened your mouth slowly, your tongue sticking out as an invitation to welcome him again. His tip ghosted over your tongue and you wondered for a brief moment why he paused.

Jeno stretched you so wide, he didn’t give you time to adjust. He pistoned into you so hard that your mouth automatically latched onto Jaemin’s cock. A guttural groan escaped Jeno’s filthy lips. He finally got to feel you. You couldn’t yell, you couldn’t moan. They were both occupying you now.

Jeno was unbelievably thick. His veins massaged your walls every stroke. No amount of dick training could’ve prepared you for him. The three of you managed to create a rhythm amidst the ravaging of your mouth and pussy. Each time Jeno connected, your mouth inched further along Jaemin. You felt like such a good girl, being able to take both of them.

“Such a good slut, mmm. Keep sucking me in just like that.” Jeno’s words were a compliment to you. You didn’t think you had it in you to clench down on someone as thick as him. Jeno’s hand rested on your shoulder to keep you in a straight position so he could get the best of your g-spot. He was hitting it just like Jaemin, every goddamn time.

Your third orgasm of the night was approaching. Jaemin let you off of his mouth with a pop and circled his hands around your throat. He nodded again and again at how you bounced back and forth on his best friend. For the first time tonight, you managed to picture how fucked out you must’ve looked. Tear stained cheeks, hooded eyes, messy hair, saliva falling onto the sheets. But all the while, you were being worshipped.

Jaemin remained out of your view but before you could try to look up, Jeno bent forward and put you into chokehold, hoisting you up so that your back was resting against his chest. His dick never once leaving you.

“You like how I fuck you dumb, hmm?” His voice was reminiscent of how unrelenting he was to you. You never got tired of it.

“Yes!” Your voice actually gave out mid-yell. Jeno’s hips thrusted upwards more in this position in order to still hit your spot. Anyone else would’ve lost it, but he didn’t.

Jeno never seemed to make up his mind. He knew how rare it was to have time on their busy schedules to have their way with you. So he always managed to perform every position he could think of. This is probably why Jaemin remained in the same spot away from you instead of coming face to face. He knew Jeno was going to slam you down.

Jeno shoved you face down into the mattress just as he had guessed. Your ass still stayed in the air and your back arched just enough to allow him to slam into the deepest depths of your walls. Your voice was muffled but you managed to blurt out,

“I’m cummin-ng again!”

The sound of your slick coating Jeno’s length began to sound fuzzy, that familiar ringing in your ears was happening again. The room drowned with the filthiest of sounds as your cum coated Jeno’s cock in such a delightful white. Your tears soiled the sheets. You couldn’t even see what Jaemin was doing but you heard his moans get louder again. He must’ve been stroking himself up for another orgasm.

Jaemin grabbed you by your hair and had you face to face with his member. He let out such a beautiful sigh of relief when his cum jetted out on your face. At the same time, Jeno’s thrusts were getting sharper; his veins beginning to pulsate inside you.

“Fucking. Take it.” He growled with gritted teeth. His hips bruised your ass as his cum spurted deep into your pelvis with each word that exited his mouth. You were sure you had abrasions on your breasts from the friction of Jeno shoving you forward in the mattress. He stilled inside you, his dick still twitching. You were barely awake anymore. You saw a mixture of colorful stars flashing across your face.

Jeno exited you and bent down to watch his cum flow out of you.

“I think she’s out of it.” Jaemin tried to keep himself from chuckling.

“Of course she would. Little bitch took a lot from us.” Jeno said with a smack on your ass, to which you didn’t even react.

-

You stirred from your drowsy state to the sound of running water, laying in the middle of the bed alone. You winced from trying to raise up and see where Jeno and Jaemin had gone. Your eyes scanned the room and saw the two of them in the ensuite bathroom. Both of them were naked; Jeno tending to the tub, checking the temperature and Jaemin laying out some clothes for you to put on afterwards. Jaemin walked back into the room and smiled.

“Bath time princess~”

[cartierbin]

hello! can i request 4+24 with jisung? ❤️

『 4. “you asked for it now take it” + 24. “count to ten for me”

pairing — jisung x reader

genre — smut + jisung eating pussy for pornhub

word count — 1.324k 』

smut under the cut !

for the most part, jisung liked to keep things private between the two of you. the sexual things at least. he never told a soul about the sinful things you guys did behind closed doors just because he truly believed what happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. plus, he’d rather not expose you for the nasty slut you really were to him—no— that was a part of you he kept for himself.

but you once you saw an ad go around on your favorite porn site, you had other plans. they were offering a stipend for their new challenge. $3000 for whoever sent in the best pussy eating video. and with the way jisung ate you, you knew this would an easy win. you begged him for days on end, bribing him by naming a list of things the both of you could do with the money. but jisung liked to be private with things and he didn’t know if he’d win anyway, since some people were actually pornstars for a living.

after getting your fifth no from jisung you finally gave up asking. it was a real loss since you knew he had the potential to win. but you weren’t going to force him to do something that he didn’t want to do. well, you thought he didn’t want to do. his mind quickly changed when he woke up in the middle of the night from a wet dream with an aching boner that could cut glass. his chest heaved and he stared at the ceiling with the dirtiest of thoughts flooding his mind. and with you next to him wearing nothing but panties and a tank top, it only made it worse. he needed something. he remembered the challenge and his mouth watered at the thought of tasting you. he never thought he’d give in but he needed his fix.

he set his phone camera up against the lamp on the nightstand beside you, angling it at the bed so he could be seen. luckily it was angled perfectly at your legs and that was all the focus he needed. he breathed prior to shifting the blankets off your legs and clutching your thighs, spreading your legs wide pulling you down closer to his face. he pulled the middle part of your panties so far to the side he practically ripped the seams that held them in place. but he didn’t care. he laid his warm tongue flat against your pussy, swiping it between your slit coating it with nothing but his saliva. he felt himself get harder if that was even possible, just sitting there tasting you.

he roped his arms around your thighs and closed his eyes, circling his tongue over the bud beneath your hood and inched it into his mouth bit by bit, sucking it ever so softly. pleasure shot up the length of your spine and you reach down to snake your fingers in his hair, thinking you were in a wet dream of some sort. your soft muffled moans spurred him onwards and he flicked his tongue repeatedly, up and down the hood. he enjoyed this. he enjoyed how soft and wet you were becoming on his tongue. he enjoyed your whines and he enjoyed how quiet your bedroom was, meaning that nothing else could be heard, only the wet sounds of his mouth on your pussy.

he starts to grip your waist and your eyes shot open realizing that the dream you thought you were having wasn’t so vivid and that it was jisung really eating you. you looked below at the subtle movement of his head, sucking your clit between his lips before releasing it with saliva to follow. you pushed your pussy up into his mouth and created a makeshift ponytail out of the top of his hair. you could already feel yourself throbbing on his tongue and to make things worse, you were barely awake. you squeeze your eyes together tight as you felt his tongue giving teasing cat licks to your glistening folds. “jisung fuckk you couldn’t have waited?”.

he spit on two of his fingers and shoved them deep inside your waiting hole and you gripped the bedsheets at the sudden feeling. “no. you asked for this shit. now take it”. you half lidded your eyes to the ceiling chanting his name underneath your breath. the wet sounds of his fingers sinking in and out of your pussy resounded against the bedroom walls. he moaned while he ate you, talking every time he finishing sucking your pulsating clit. “your pussy tastes so fucking good right now baby”. he looked down to watch how much slick coated his fingers every time he pulled them out of you. “fuckk do you hear this shit?”. he questions in a daze. every time he spoke you felt slick cascading down your folds. he made sure you made eye contact with him while he shoved his fingers into his mouth just to get another taste of your pussy on his tastebuds. you painfully watched his tongue swirl around his finger tips just before he sucked them, further tantalizing you and making you throb harder in the process.

“oh god put your mouth back on me jisung please”. he smirks, wriggling his tongue through the middle of his fingers creating a spit string with his efforts. “you want my mouth back on you?”. your hips began bucking in need. “yes please”. he grins and teases you a bit longer, enough to where you gasped when he finally wriggled his tongue against your clit again and continued finger fucking you at a rapid pace. your pussy jerked against his mouth becoming eager. A mewl leaves your mouth and you try to clench your weak thighs around Jisung’s head but he holds them open and pins them down to the bed. your vision was becoming blurry and you felt the fiery knot in your gut desperately wanting to unravel. “you’re shaking are you going to cum on my tongue baby?”. damn it the more he talked the wetter you became. you felt your head pounding in need. “please stop talking like that ji”.

“count to ten for me. I bet you’ll be cumming at the end of these ten seconds”. you wished you could count aloud but jisung was finger fucking the breath out of your lungs forcing you to do it all in your head. each time you tried to open your mouth jisung did something new with his tongue which left you emitting nothing but gaspy chuffs of breath. you pushed down on his face just about to shout out the number one but you were already cumming, your fluids covering his lips and the area around his mouth. you were still spasming when jisung finally stopped recording, placing his phone on your billowing chest.

“I hope I ate your pussy good enough to win”.

[yvainegelinemarie]

🖤🌸𝔐𝔯. 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔎𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔞 2021 𝔙𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰 ℭ𝔞𝔯𝔡 ℜ𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔢𝔴 🌸🖤

I’m late I’m late for a very important dick appointment, date!

✨ 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔 𝐒𝖕𝖔𝖔𝐤𝖎𝖊𝖘!!~ ✨

Idk about ya’ll BUT these new karma cards got me all 🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻

TW: Proceed with cation!! Do NOT open if you do not wish to soak your panties and/or cry your eyes out at my appalling sense of ‘humor’ 

*Today I will be rating the new Valentines Day art for the Karma cards. The rating process was done by comparing them to their previous valentines day cards and how they went against one another on their level of sexyness within each card. 

🌸 𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖊𝖓 | 7/10 | 2nd Place

⚰️ My daddy he be lookin fine a FOULK this evening with his tiddie out. My baby knows how to keep me fed if ya know what I’m sayin.😏💦

⚰️ This beautiful, breathtaking, princely, lavishing work of art!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHGHJTE5LILO; (srry, orgasim seizure). 

⚰️ It’s just *pats eyes with handkerchief* I have never in all my life, witnessed a man of this design. Please, don’t mind me. I just need a moment to bask in the glory of this angel. 

⚰️ The 💦water droplets💦, his bedroom eyes, that CHEST- I-I...I just need a moment...

⚰️ Lucien has once and always stolen my heart BUT I do have to say that based off of some past cards, last years valentines card, and compared to Victor’s card this year that my Lulu has to come in second. 🤧

⚰️ His sultry, princely and sexyness is all there but we all know that Lucien can pull off a very dominating demeanor. Yet here he’s just giving me very submissive vibes this valentines. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

⚰️ And then this card has the AUDACITY to turn into this?!?! 👀👀

⚰️ Sighhhh...It is just so hard to watch MC living your dream... 

⚰️ This card just looks so sweet. The carressing embrace, Lucien’s calmly surprised expression, it’s just all so gentle. awwwwwe!!

⚰️ Although this card is very romantic Lucien still looks very submissive and sweet. (Like homie looks like he’s never done this before which. LIES. BITCH I KNOW YOU) 👏🏼👏🏼

⚰️ One of the things I love the most about Lucien’s character is his very teasing and dominating aura and last years valentines card sucked that up and did a beautiful job of expressing his teasing personality in the artwork. I am hoping that maybe where this art is lacking the date itself will make up for it.

⚰️ I do find this card to be the second most sexy out of all the boys but I feel like it just doesn’t feel as Lucien as I would have liked it to. 

⚰️ I do however find the artwork to be very beautiful and embracing. Especially when the card is evolved. The way Lucien holds MC in the second card creates this very innocent and warm embrace that reminds me of two people just on the verge of falling in love.

⚰️ It is a very sweet and romantic card and it is quiet cute to see Lucien all blushing and off guard instead of his usual impassive self.

🌸 𝐊𝖎𝖗𝖔 | 6/10 | 4th place

⚰️ The bestest boi of them all!!! 🥰

⚰️ Litterally nothing gets sweeter than Kiro!!

⚰️ So sweet, so fun loving! This sunshine of a boi makes life worth living! ☀️☀️

⚰️ Kiro is definitely the one who shows up at just the right time to make life a little better and brings out the inner child that my sun in capricorn tries to repress so intensely. 

⚰️ And this card does that sweet and playful image justice. Always stay warm Kiro!!! AWWEEE!!!

⚰️ All I can say is I wish I was that dog so I can paw Kiro’s chest too. 🤭

⚰️ Now, It pains me to put Kiro last but it is just that I feel that his card lacks a lot compared to the valentines card from last year. 

⚰️  We were hit with a very sexy Kiro and there has been plenty of other very VERY sexy Kiro cards up to this one that it just causes this one to hit different, you know? 

⚰️ This one really captures Kiro’s loving and boyish personality so I definitely love it over all as a Kiro card. I think that it does wonderful in that aspect. But for valentines day? I expect something a bit more saucy...like an underwear model shoot maybe... 😜

⚰️ BUT THEN we get THISS!!

⚰️ S-Shirtless Kiro *Internal screaming* kahhhh!!! I can’t take it I. 😝

⚰️ Sometimes I forget just how HORNY Kiro issss.... 

⚰️ I think it’s safe to say that MC is only making that face NOT bc Kiro took that magazine but bc she be getting poked sitting in that lap like that.- 👀🍆

⚰️ Shirtless Kiro is an upgrade from what we had before BUT I still feel like this compared to the other guys and other very sexy kiro cards before that this still only gives a very innocnet and homey vibe.

⚰️ I do think that this card is very cute but when rating it on it’s quality of sexyness comapred to the other boys, I sadly have to put Kiro as last place. 

⚰️ I am just hoping that next year all the Kiro stans get rewarded with a nice Calvin Klein underwear shoot. (I know I’d be happy)😌😌

🌸 𝐕𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖗 | 8/10 | 1st Place

⚰️ Tall, dark, and handsome AS FOULK!!!

⚰️ Victor never comes in to play no games yall!!!  👏🏼💦

⚰️ Did I say Kiro was horny? because I take that back. Sometimes I forget how BADLYYY Victor is trynnnaaa FUCK in EVERYYY date. 💀

⚰️ But like I ain’t mad. First off, Victor, daddy, can I have that designer bag? I’ll suck your di- 

⚰️ Just the abs, that boujee ass robe even the cute ass fucking ties on his arm I-

⚰️ Victor be putting the standards for guys really fucking high in my book. AND I AIN’T MAD.

⚰️ I just love this card. It is honestly my favorite out of all of them (sorry Lulu) It’s mature, it’s sexy, it’s elegant, suttle, and EVERYTIME I look at it my heart flutters. This card is VERY Victor and a beautiful design of his character and it makes me VERY horny happy. 💦💦

⚰️ T-That angle... *blushes* He is ready to go to town if ya know what I mean.

⚰️ But given that facial expression he’s already busted it- 👀🤧

⚰️ On a real note tho. Victor looks so sweet and vulnerable here (*what a pussy) it’s so cuteee!!! Like I ain’t ever seen him look so sweet. (*fucking bitch.) 

*I have a love hate relationship with Victor since he always likes to piss me off!!! But he cute so.

⚰️ Again I think that this card is my favorite out of all four of the valentines cards this year. I feel like the intimacy in this one is there. The imagery is very sexy but soft. I love their pose and I think that this card sells where we all like our minds to wonder off too. 

⚰️ My absolutae favortie part is the simple pull on Victors unbuttoned shirt. It is just so sweet and so soft of an embrance.

⚰️But also Victor��s hand on the counter. I want that hand to smack my ass so hard fuck. 😋

⚰️ If I had to (and I do) make one complaint about this card it is that I honestly HATE Victor’s expression in the evoled. It’s just too soft and sweet for my liking. And as a Capricorn myself I can assure you that any slip up of us expressing even just the slightest bit of our vulnerability to anyone we will rip ourselves apart head to toe for years on that one single event and I assume that even during Victor’s most intimate times that stone cold look would not fade as easily as it does in this card. 

⚰️I think that it is beautiful and no hate to the Victor stans who think he looks hot AF in this card. I am all for it. I just personally like my capricorns whipped into shape. 😌

🌸 𝐆𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖓 | 7/10 | 3rd Place

⚰️ This one gave me the most and best shock.

⚰️ My favorite Gavin cards are by far this and his valentines card from last year. 

⚰️ There is just something about Valentines day that gets Gavin in a sexy mood. (you’re secretly a hopeless romantic, aren't you Gavin huh...huh???)😏

⚰️ First off, GAVIN!!! I ain’t ever seen you look so SEXY. Sending me Eboy vibes to the MAX ughhhhh!!!! 

⚰️ I love the straps on his shirt and the fact that it’s wet and the glove PULLLLL!!! FUCKK GAVINNNNN!!! 💦🔥💦

⚰️ Gavin for me is everything that’s hot that I just can’t get behind but I WANT to get behind. You know? haha.

⚰️ He’s just such a good boy and a sad boi all at the same time and he holds a soft place in ma heart (but he’s definitely a one night stand and then I never call him again haahaaaa ahhhh) 🤧

⚰️ And then this card!! It is so cute! SO sweet!!! and just very beautifully intimate. They look so in love!!!

⚰️ I just know for a fact that this night is very gentle and very passionate. 

⚰️ S3x with Gavin may not be intense, but it is love that we all at one point need okayyy!!. *cries* 🥲

⚰️ Gavin’s card is probably my 3rd favorite out of all of the boys this year. I do really love his pose and they are very sexy and very sweet and also very Gavin for his event cards. I also enjoy that his expression is still very true to his character in the last card (I’m looking at you lulu and vic) 

⚰️ I just feel like the art lacks a lot of story in Gavin’s cards (even his ones last year too) They just look like they took valentines day photos together lol. 

⚰️ I don’t hate them and they are very beautiful I just wish there was more going on then what looks to be like Gavin modeling for a brand of Makers Mark Whiskey lol. 

⚰️ I actually haven’t played a single Gavin date🤭...so I don’t have much to say on how he reacts to MC outside of the regular story line and I am sure that his valentines date for our English Sever with him was very wonderful. Based off of Gavin’s main story character I wouldn’t consider him very romantic or at least not the one in control of planning their dates. I think that of all the boys Gavin’s Valentines would be the most laid back and I would like to see more of Gavin’s character coming through with the artwork of these dates if that’s the case.

ENDNOTES: 

⚰️  On a serious note these cards are very beautiful although...I think I honestly enjoyed last years Valentines cards more than this one (the ones we got this year in the english server)... (omg...no way...she said it)

⚰️ Don’t get me wrong! All these cards are VERY sexy and I do like it but I feel like they almost lack intensity that last year SOLD us. 

⚰️ I guess what I am trying to say is they all feel too vanilla if you know what I mean... Gavin’s card is the only one that gives me a sense of spice despite him being the sweetest out of all the boys. I just feel that these in comparison to how lavish last years cards were that I want to see more intensity. 

⚰️ I am curious to know if the cards will ever get to that point (I know that the game wont give us full blown porn scenes...*sigh* lol) but I am looking forward to seeing some imagery to withhold the imagination of such. 

⚰️ Basically I’m sad that Lucien had no scratch marks. That-That’s it! You caught me!! I just want to see my daddy’s skin all scratched up!! Is that too much to ask for?! 

⚰️ ALSO I WANT FULL SHIRTLESS (WITH NIPPLES) SSR CARDDDSSSSSSS AHHHFGJGKRIGKECGHGERMCHM!!!!

⚰️ This is all written for shits n giggles. Please take this lightly and kindly let me know what karma card you liked the most. 

Thank you for stopping by, 🖤 Yvaine. 

[beigejournals]

The Truman Show

what a great concept for a movie and it’s interesting how it was made in 1998

how scary would it be for me to think that this might actually happen in real life, what a boring show that is

but if we’re being real, today in 2020 with social media, the truman show i s pretty much what’s happening right now and as bo burnham said in one of his performances, we are constantly performing and are watching people perform but in this case… he just doesn’t know it…. yet

day 10, 909.. wow that’s 29 years. also since i thought of writing this in somewhat middle/start of the movie i googled how many days only to see a little explanation for the light that fell and ugh what a spoiler

so now we have the radio and the radio talking back at him and him not noticing it frankly… you just have that moment at times so i’m guessing him not noticing it is understandable.

also i started making notes when he was being shoved against the ad. that’s funny and when they had nothing to say to him after shoving hiim there. that’s fun

also if everyone there are just actors and he’s the main character, what’s the plot then?

is he looking for his parents with that call? what’s that magazine with the girls?

is everything superficial because i will die

the amount of ads in this show wow

oh so, the call is about him wanting to leave.

he has issues with the sea; if anyone played with my life like that….

which if we’re talking about a higher being then it’s probably possible

i love how they got a delay with the rain HAHAHAHAAH

that smile he always makes. hahahah

i appreciate that they had a destined plot for him but they really couldn’t control his choices

naol si lauren garland

what would have happened if they made things take its natural course

lauren garland!!!!!!

wow 30 mins in that was beautiful

and it’s so sad for everyone to treat him like a show when he really treats his life as if it was a “normal life” which by the way i don’t know what that means

it’s just very interesting tho he acts like as if he knows there are cameras

lauren is watching!!! ganda ka ghorl

OMG HES ON THE RADIO

WTF WALA BANG AWARE NA NARIRINIG NIYA KAYO PLS

does God ever make that mistake with that us? i mean assuming that he does make mistake

this is like The Good Place but not heaven

when he breaks routine, that’s when they realize they fucked up  w

wow jim carrey was perfect for this

OOPSSSSS they saw crafts and services

this is like that movie where the child was born for the purpose of giving bone marrow to her sister like you were born not for yourself but for others.

i feel so bad for him. damn.  

marlon please be a friend!!!

wow the sky is beautiful because it’s fake but ive seen that before also the moon is so big/ perfect sunset

this conversation with marlon is great

happiest day of our lives and he smiled while shaking his head

i love how everyone’s subtly telling him this is the place on earth. did they not ever think about the ending of the show? they were just like. that would be nice.

the script!!!!

lol why was she crossing her fingers HAHAHAHAHA

i just how realized how perfect the sunrise was

nice one truman, cross fingers go siz!ARE SO CONFUSED

the extras are so confused

ACTORS hahahahahah

travel agency but the ad for airplanes are against that

MAGDDRIVE LANG SIZ DI MO AFFORD HAHAHAHA.

the ACTORS!!!!! HAHAHAHA

i also feel bad and good that the actors feel bad for him

i can’t believe the actors HAHAHAHA would improv actors be better in this scenario?

“are you even listening to a word i’m saying?”

29 years. it took him 29 years of routine for everything to stop.

whoa they landlocked.

KIM CARREY IS PERFECT FOR THIS.

JIM CARREY IS SO GOOD IN THIS.

ALSO WAS THIS SHOW ETHICAL? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

after all that, meryl is still not mad? damn

ok go off siz ure going insane

omg marlon  pls be a friend

fuckk i thot marlon was a friend

marlon pls!

ang gusto niya si sylvia pls

ironic how he guards his privacy (the creator) but the whole life of truman is televised

i love the philosophical dialogue that i would like to quote

wtfffffff  

why the sudden return

now that we’re going behind the scene, i’m starting to realize na maybe he’s up to something

but the creator’s highly aware of his patterns

tanginang beer mo marlon

marlon he trusted you! ;(

you really empathize with him huh

it’s nice that the creator knows him that’s great

aww people are betting over him :(

okay im mad at the creator again

wow thats when you know the creator doesnt care coz he’s planning to create a storm wow

wow to just keep this lie

ayan gago ampota

“he was born in front of the live audience!” wow christof!! that was my first thought, if he wasn’t going to make a child, he’s gonna die. what kind of sick person is this.

wow the creator is really committing murder

the show was unethical in the first place, now they’re killing him

wow, i hope he goes to hell or if not

i hope he goes to prison in this show

i knew he was ready to die when he was talking about death with the insurance company thingy on the phone

there’s an edge i love it

and i feel so sad for truman damn

this is inhumane.

no wonder our prof for philisophy decided to make us watch this

that’s a beautiful shot i don’t get why this didn’t win best picture if im being honest

the one with the sea and the horizon as the wall

fucking kill him bro

“you never had a camera in my head”

you watched him die. didn’t you see that?

nice. go truman!

but everyone was rooting for him???

im confused?????????

that scene with the two people watching and was like “what else is on” damn im ready to die

someone as significant as him can be forgotten like that?

idk but theres a feeling that i wanted something more for the ending, but for a movie that was release in 1998 that was really good

[tainbocuailnge]

“what the hell is going on in granblue anymore” summary in which I will absolutely forget things because so much is happening what the fuckk

the sky realm and astral world are actually painted right on top of the otherworld. naturally, this pissed the beings who ALREADY LIVED THERE the fuck off. they’ve been planning how to take it back for eons.

for the past few chapters they’ve been staging an invasion through bestia island thanks to echidna’s status as “mother of all beings” allowing them an anchor into this world. during this invasion lyria, katalina, rackam, and mikaboshi got sent to the otherworld and this almost kills us because of the life link getting stretched dangerously thin so we’ve been kinda running on fumes the past few chapters

the Omnipotent who painted this world over the otherworld in the first place got split into the sky realm god (proto bahamut) and astral god (ultimate bahamut) as a result of conflict with the otherworld and now the two halves are trying to get back together, which will destroy the world as we know it and rewrite it into something completely different

to achieve this they created vyrn and lyria, who can harvest the astral energy respectively the conceptual power of the sky realm that primal beasts are made of and store it. once these vessels are full they will be devoured by their respective gods so they can fuse back together

primal beasts, as it turns out, are created by taking a concept inherent to the sky realm and giving it physical form using astral power. 

katalina’s ancestor was turned into primal beast ares this way because the sheer force of her knightly prowess was just that fucking great. she mentions that the one to turn her into a primal beast was a Snake, which might have been belial considering the symbolism around him and the fact that lucilius was in charge of primal beast creation. she was in lesbians with the founder of albion who is vira’s ancestor and passes the power of a primal beast on to katalina in order to help her bring everyone back to the sky realm

the otherworldly beings, realizing that we would gladly fight both gods for having the fucking audacity of thinking they get to say things to vyrn and lyria, offer to let us join their side, specifically pointing out that we as singularity have more right than anyone to want to take revenge on god. we tell them to go fuck themselves. somehow this is not an answer they expected.

they move to attack, we black out, meet a mysterious lady in the void of unconsciousness asking if we really do intend to fight god, we confirm that we absolutely will fight god, and then we reunite with lyria in the void and agree to beat the shit out of her dad as well as ours. we then return to reality and kick the otherworldly beings out of echidna’s house. they say we’ll know where to find them if we ever change our mind

finally we track down the violet knight who had stolen lloyd (orchid’s golem in which primal beast akasha is sealed) and take the golem back by force. using the newfound knowledge about lyria and vyrn’s abilities we dissolve akasha into its original conceptual state so nobody can go around using it to reset the universe anymore

meanwhile, loki has been forming a crew of his own in an attempt to learn about the power of friendship by observing us. the bitch has actually been really helpful to us lately, which he claims is because we’re putting up a good show for him

one of loki’s crew members, necesaria, is a secret agent dispatched by the society to keep an eye on him, marking the first time those guys are mentioned in the main story. he was also ordered to kill violet knight on a detour, which he does by poisoning the air in an eatery without a care for collateral damage, and during the mission debrief it’s implied the society has been sticking their nose in otherworldly business for ages. necesaria seems to know far, far more about the deeper secrets of the society than all the society members on our boat combined.

with all the new info on bahamut/primal beasts/the world itself lucio and lucilius showing up in the main story is basically inevitable at this point and now that we share a mutual enemy it might even lead up to a teamup with lucilius. lucio’s task as the sky god’s speaker and physically stronger one was likely to keep the otherworlders at bay while lucilius as the astral god’s speaker and the one with the brain cells produced the primal beasts necessary for the reunification. this means lucilius flew off the fucking rails because he realized halfway through producing primal beasts that he was just fulfilling his set purpose by doing so, and immediately moved to sabotage the reunification of the two gods by any means possible in order to verify for himself that if nothing else he has the free will to choose self destruction.

lucilius was right. about the god being an asshole part that is not the world destruction part, we’re still gonna kick his ass for that one

[darker-soft-starker]

So I was thinking that a lot of fic is about Tony fcking Peter in half but what about Tony taking soooo much pleasure in just fingering, rimming and blowing Peter and just cumming because Peter makes the best noises

Oh honey, you get me, you really do. I can totally see this. Tony would 100% get off on this. This is just something quick n salty/sweet xo

So, like, of course they like their usual play, right, Peter absolutely lives to get filled with Tony, to be covered by him, inside and out - and to return the favour every now and then too. Tony loves it, loves fucking Peter but he’s had like, thirty fond years of experience in getting his dick wet. he’s been there, done that, literally, but never, not once in his robust portfolio of lovers, has he ever experienced anything like Peter fucking Parker. 

So Peter has had a couple of casual relationships before he finally gets together with Tony while he’s still in college. He’s a little self conscious because, well, he’s…received a few comments from his lovers in the past, mostly just throw-away observations that he’s definitely not a quiet lover, and there was that one memorable time when he was single that his neighbour slipped a note under his door telling him to stop playing porn so loudly, when in fact he’d just been masturbating at home alone to thoughts of tony. So he notices that he’s more, um, vocal thank your average joe. 

Anyway, point is that Peter has made more of a conscious effort to be quiet in bed, especially when he and Tony start becoming more intimate together. He doesn’t want to scare the older man off or have him think that he’s weird or anything. After pining after Tony for so long, he wants to be wanted, to be taken seriously and for everything to go right. So he bites his lips in bed, muffles his moans into sheets and pillows, clenches his jaw so tight it sometimes aches, just to keep it all in. 

Tony, of course, notices this almost immediately, can see the restraint in Peter, and honestly, he doesn’t even bring it up. He knows Peter, knows exactly what he’s thinking and what he’s doing and frankly it’s kind of sweet. So Tony just thinks challenge fucking accepted and tries to encourage the noises when he hears them so Peter knows it’s okay. He’s always been a man of action over words anyway.

It becomes almost a game to Tony to elicit as many noises as he can from Peter, unintentionally creating some kind of pavlovian response within himself to hearing Peter’s pleasure, the soft moans, the mumbles, the hums, unrestrained enjoyment that feeds back into his own. 

The best part is that Peter can go more than once, more often than not. It means that Tony can just take his sweet fucking time with him and go fast, then slow, or the other way. He can roughly push Peter down on the sofa after dinner and kneel in-between his legs and just mouth wetly at his boys groin. It usually takes Peter by surprise so he starts with a soft, breathy, ohh, uh okay, and looks down at Tony with this look like he can’t believe what he’s seeing, that this is real. It spurs Tony on, makes him feel wanted and useful and eventually he rids Peter of his pants and underwear completely, pressing kisses to the soft, sensitive flesh around Peter’s upper thighs, at the crease of his groin. 

The increasingly laboured breaths begin around then, around the time that Peter’s toes start curling by Tony’s knees and his fingers clench at Tony’s shoulders, in his hair. When Tony actually pays his cock any some direct attention, completely hard and worked up at this point, he groans lowly and quietly, like Tony is a warm bath he just stepped into. Tony takes this moment to look up at Peter, to catch the high flush on his cheeks, the wetness of his lips, and when their gazes meets he suckles the head of Peters cock into his mouth. By then the younger man too distracted to hold back the thin, high sounding mmmhh, ohhhh

It’s just the beginning and by the time Peter has finished coming in Tony’s mouth after a thoroughly prolonged blowjob and a drawn out ahhh, oh ohh god that’s –, Tony’s hair is a mess and his cock is impressively hard within his pants despite not even being touched. So he leads them to their bedroom, both their remaining clothes stripped and dropped carelessly along the way. He always makes Peter walk in front of him to see that bare ass bounce lightly with his steps, even as Peter looks back at him with an expression that is both playful and bashful, the younger mans hand sneaking down behind him to jack lightly at Tonys neglected cock. 

When they finally get to a bed Tony wastes zero time in pushing Peter down on it face first, crawling up after him. When he gets comfortable Peter always turns his head from where he rests it on his forearms, watches Tony watching him, sighing softly, melodically, when Tony presses a kiss to the base of his spine. The noise shouldn’t reach his dick but it does, as does the contended humming behind Peter’s teeth as Tony trails his mouth downwards, hands spreading Peter’s cheeks to get to his dusky hole. 

The first swipe of his tongue over his rim always makes Peter jolt a little, a cut off gasp of mmm fuckk, ah, that rapidly devolves into short, hitched breaths as Tony finally works his tongue inside, thumbs stroking at his perineum, using his weight to press Peters legs into the bed. 

Later, by the time he has made Peter into a writhing mess he’s worked two lubed fingers into his hole, telling Peter he looks so gorgeous like this, feels so good around him, encourages him to make those whines, says to Peter, do you feel this? this feel good, baby? just to hear him moan in response. He asks Peter if he should stop, if they should take a breather, just to hear his baby say his name, please, ahh Tony - fuck, k-keep going. And he does, wishing he can spend all day and night like this, working Peter into this uninhibited state where the pleasure is so intense he has to abandon all sense of self-control. 

The second or third time Peter comes is when Tony finally takes himself in hand, positioning himself to rut and in-between Peters cheeks, the heat in his stomach feverishly increasing with the quiet, reverent, tony, tony, ngh so good, Peter’s body pliant beneath his. He finishes over Peter’s skin with a groan of his own, the sound of his own smitten heartbeat ringing in his ears. 

[fuxkingmarvel]

Ice Cream

Summary: Reader gives Thor a blowjob for the first time which leads to sex, basically smut without a plot...

Pairings: Thor x reader 

Warnings: smut, oral sex, explicit language

As the party died down, Thor escorted the two of you back to your shared compound. He was quick to get you on his bed. You blushed and pulled your legs away, lightly kicking him away. However, Thor wasn’t having any of that. He groaned lightly and moved closer to you, this time not being afraid of making more physical contact. Thor pulled your legs close to his and laid you on your back. You blushed heavily and your eyes widen at his actions. 

He was in control now. 

You bit lip watching him as he took off his shirt and hovered over you.

“Are you going to stop being a brat now?” He questioned with a raised eyebrow and lightly smirked.

 He knew you too well that you liked being called a ‘brat’.

You nodded slightly and you awkwardly placed your hands on his chest because you didn’t know exactly what would happen next. His smirk changed into a light smile and he responded.

“Good, now what do you what to do? The party is over and the night is still young....” the last word he made sure to trail on. His fingertips fell onto your shirt and lightly played with the hem. You smirked watching his fingertips as they snuck up to your chest and created patterns across your belly.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” he asked simply with a playful tone in his voice. He saw that you looked quite confused, unsure, and lightly chuckled.

“Do you want to uh—?” He swallowed hesitantly and tilted his head. You raised an eyebrow exactly knowing what he meant. You bit your lip nervously and nodded at him.

“I don’t know what that means...” his hands roamed under your shirt and quickly taking it off. His fingertips already finding the back of your bra.

“Yes, Thor. I want to have sex with you” you said in a clear confirmation and he smirked slyly but happily. Things after that become a hot, quick mess. Clothes were being thrown across the room and before you knew it the two of you were naked. Well almost.

Thor was still in his boxers but you sure as hell felt like he was naked by the way your hands naturally went straight to his dick print and lightly palmed him. He instantly groaned and threw his head back in pleasure. His hands finding your breasts and massaging them. As you palmed him through his shorts, one of his hands led their way down to your folds. The slick easily collecting on his fingers as he used it to rub on your clit. You moaned out in pleasure and Thor smirked heavily.

“Make as much noise as you want, beautiful” Thor continued his actions, one hand pleasuring below as his mouth sucked on your breasts, lightly nipping and biting on the bud. Your back arched into Thor’s chest but he quickly pushed you down. His mouth letting go of your breast with a pop.

“Patience” you whined loudly and tried to squirm around but Thor held you in place. He looked down as your hand was still going at a good pace and he lightly pulled your hand away causing you to whine and groan again.

“Babe, what are you doing? You’re killing me here-“ he pushed you playfully and kicked off his boxers, it landed somewhere by his bedside. His cock now hardened and leaking of pre-cum. You bit your bottom lip at the sight and he raised his eyebrows.

“Wanna help me out?” his voice now deeper and huskier as your eyes led to his cock. Your eyes widen a bit, understanding what Thor was asking. You’ve seen him naked before but you never gave him a blowjob. But there was a first time for everything.

“Um.. okay!” You said crawling over to him. Thor leaned himself against the headboard and watched you.

“You don’t have to if you don’t want to, babe...” he said softly pulling your body closer to him. You shook your head.

“No, no. I do!” You looked at his cock nervously not exactly sure what to do but willing to give your best shot. He chuckled slightly watching you think for a moment.

“Swirl your tongue around it.... pretend it’s your favorite ice cream,” he said nonchalantly with a wink.

You felt embarrassed, obviously, your boyfriend was much more experience than you and you wanted to please him. Your lips instantly attaching against his cock catching Thor off guard. You tightened your lips around his cock and swirled your tongue as he said. You looked up to see Thor In a groaning mess. His head was thrown back, and his abs were tightening.

“Just like that, like sweet, tasty ice- fuckk” He groaned as you were taking him deep. You pushed more of him inside your mouth causing Thor to grab your hair and balling it up into a fist. You could feel his cock hit the back of your throat making you gag. Thor watched you intently with hooded eyes, soothing you by running his hands through your hair. Your tongue ran against the vein on his cock. Sinful moans unleashed from Thor as your bobbed your head up and down.

“Fuck, fuck....!” He pushed your head away lightly and you whined because you were starting to enjoy it.

“Thor!” You sighed and looked up at him. He chuckled and pulled up on his thighs. “That was fucking amazing, beautiful. But I don’t want to cum just yet, I want to cum together.” He said softly running his thumb against your cheek and then pulling you in for a kiss. You crawled up on him higher, as you were now straddling his lap. The kiss became more intense as he bit down on your bottom lip and quickly pushed his tongue inside. Your nails raked against his chest as his hands grabbed onto your ass. Lightly slapping on your ass here and there. He quickly flipped the two of you and looked at you.

“Are you sure about this?” He asked again to hear your answer.  “I’m sure, Thor,” you said softly and looked up at him. He nodded and went over to his drawer finding the condoms and pulling one out. He quickly put it on himself and lined himself with you. His cock lightly running against your folds and gathering the wetness. He slipped inside you easily. You bit your lip harshly, the feeling was always new whenever he entered. It didn’t hurt as much as your thought, thank god with Thor’s preparation. 

“Please, move,” you said roughly feeling himself still inside you. He nodded as sweat was forming on his forehead. He intertwined his hand with yours and started to move. The two of you feel more connected and combined than ever before. He began to thrust in and out of you, the room beginning to fill with your moans, sweat, and smell of sex combined. You pressed sloppy kisses on his neck and his hot breath fell against your ear.

“So, good. You feel so good” he encouraged as he disappeared in and out of you. Your hand was still intertwined with his and you held on it tighter as you felt your orgasm approaching. His cock twitched inside you as he felt your walls tighten.

“Cum with me. I’m right behind you” he said and pressed his lips against yours.

“Fuck! Thor!” You let out in a scream not really caring if your neighbors would hear you as your orgasm washed over you. Thor followed soon after you, spilling into the condom. His body collapsing on top of you. The two of you breathing heavily, drenched in sweat. Thor soon pulled out of you and rolled over. He quickly slipped the condom off and threw it in the trash can as you quickly put the covers on the both of you.

“I can’t believe you used an ice cream reference to compare your dick” You giggled cuddling up into Thor’s arms and chest as he laughed lightly. 

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Here we go Endgame lets talk about it! 

BELOW THE CUT

So I’ll say this!!! Over all!!! I liked it a lot. For a lot of reasons.

I also HAAAATTTEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD a lot of some of the choices. That’s okay. We can have mixed feelings about movies especially the end of a saga. I think they did a good job of getting nods where they needed nods, bringing in storylines from previous movies and conversations that needed to happen.

And they fucking whiffed it on at least THREE REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS!!!

So lets start with what I liked.

1) STEVE TONY EVENT. DO YOU HEAR ME IT WAS A STEVE TONY EVENT  aaaah oh my god. From the second Tony lands back on the planet and Steve RUNS to him before even Pepper and he’s holding him and just the look of agony as Pepper takes him away and the fight where Tony says ALL THE SHIT WE HAD BEEN SAYING!!!! WHERE WERE YOU! YOU LIAR!!! and he RIPS HIS HEART OFF OF HIS CHEST AND GIVES IT TO STEVE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING BROKE HIS HEART YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP STEVE!!!!! FUCKK!!!! And then reconciling because “Resentment is corrosive” UGHHH!!! And Steve just barely containing himself when Tony shows up ughh!! UGHHH!!!!!!! AND THE ASS JOKE!!! THERE’S NO HETEROSEXUAL EXPLANATION ABOUT THAT!!!! TONY SAW STEVES ASS AND WAS LIKE TAN FRANCED IT LIKE BITCH YOU NEED AN FRENCH TUCK OF MY DING DONG IN YOUR BUTT!!! and Steve over the intercom being like “omg tony not in front of the kids” AND A STEVETONY SOLO MISSION!!!!!! 

A STEVE TONY...

SOLO

MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TONY CALLING STEVE MY MAN  WOW. WOW. FUCKING EXCELLENT ON ALL ACCOUNTS THANKS SO MUCH!! I was given some bread thank you I will eat this stevetony bread nom nom nom nom nom.

2) Tony’s arc in this story was really beautiful. He finally got what he wanted, some perspective and closure with Howard. And I know initially you want to go “Hey Howard was really abusive” and yeah he was. But its complicated. Because Tony even says in Homecoming he was trying to break the cycle of abuse and he DID with Peter and Morgan. You can see just HOW MUCH he cares for his daughter and he was willing to say fuck you to the UNIVERSE in favor of not losing her. Its always a different perspective when you see your parents as people and not as YOUR PARENTS. 

Also Tony lying on the table with Natasha UuU. A lot of the interactions with Tony and the other characters were so good. Tony and Rocket. Tony and Nebula. Tony and Carol (tho brief). Tony arguing with Pierce like his little gay senses were like “This guys a nazi I bet”

3) I genuinely liked the Time Heist. I DID  NOT LIKE THE RULES OF TIME TRAVEL IN THIS MOVIE BUT I’LL GET TO THAT. But I looooved the Time Heist. From the New York stuff with Steve fighting Steve and knowing his dumbass loses his shit when he hears things like “Bucky’s still alive” and being done with his own stupid shit “I can do this all day” “YEAH I KNOW” (which btw at this point was basically the last thing he said to Tony in Civil War so maybe that doesn’t have its plucky little fire anymore and now is a sore spot). I loved Loki running away with the Space Stone (even tho as of now I’m still not sure what the FUCK THAT MEANS!? more on that in a sec) Loki making fun of Cap. Loki rolling his eyes at Odin. Tony dressed in a shield outfit screaming Medic!!! The gang all on the elevator and Hulk screaming about it and LOKI WAVING HIS HAND AT THE HULK AS THE DOORS SHUT!! TONY SITTING ON THE BRIEFCASE! SCOTT GOING “how the FUCK did you not know they were Hydra LOOK AT THEM They’re a COP!” Then jumping forward to the 70s and Steve’s legs that went all the way up to his asshole and Tony dressed as a doctor

I drew a doodle of it here you go lol I’ll post it properly later

oh did this not happen? Idk what movie you were watching.

4) The big battle at the end was SO FUCKING COMIC BOOK I WAS LOSING IT. Also I keep calling it the Battle of Five Armies or Return of the King lol T’challa BATHED IN A HALO OF LIGHT LIKE YES WE STAN A KING. MY WIFE

MY.

WIFE!!!!!!!!

VALKYRIE!!! ON HER BEAUTIFUL WHITE HORSE!!!! (also not being given an actual name and called Valkyrie is the funniest goddamn thing. Like that’s like going into a Footlocker and talking to the manager but calling them Manager)

CAROL!!!!!! WITH HER BUTCH ASS HAIRCUT PUNCHING THANOS IN THE MOUTH AND WRECKING HIS SHIT

WANDA FINALLY FUCKING FLYING. LIKE. F L Y I N G. THAT is what the Scarlet Witch is SUPPOSED TO DO!! SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE SO POWERFUL IT TOOK EVERYONE TO TAKE HER DOWN CMON!!!!!! And she almost got him too. Honestly if it were down to Carol and Wanda they probably could have ended Thanos alone. 

Korg coming back for more comic relief AND PUTTING HIM IN TAIKA’S PINEAPPLE ONESIE!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING.

5) This is controversial. And I know it won’t age well. And that’s okay and feel free to disagree with me entirely. 

But I liked Fat Thor lmfao. I know it was played as a joke for the wrong reasons but I laughed. I was like fuck yes his belly looks like mine and that’s not why it was funny and it SHOULDN’T BE but I laughed lol. But on the other hand I think it had partially to do with Hemsworth constantly being like “no no we don’t need a shirtless scene” or just sort of a gag at how Marvel always has a shirtless scene and its just kind of funny to have it not be someone cut. EVEN THOUGH its a fat suit and I can’t take off my fat suit but Hemmy can and that’s kinda shitty. 

but I laughed. I can’t help it. He was a whole ass mess and I thought it was funny. And I know there are Thor fans out there who wanted more for him but like I said before this was a SteveTony event. This movie and this win worked because it was Steve and Tony finally coming together again.

It felt honestly the most comic book Avengers of the entire series. 

And true to comic book events

it whiffed the landing.

Before I get into dislikes I’ll say that I liked this movie more than I disliked it. I cried H A R D at the end of the movie. Because its not a movie that’s an on its own kind of movie. You had to have gone through the journey to get here. The pay off is completely lost if you only watch this movie. Or you only watch one or two of the MCU. Or if you’re like a few people I’ve talked to where they only like Steve and Tony. Or they only like Thor and Loki. Or they only like the Guardians and hate the avengers. If you have hate in your heart for any of these characters the payoff of this movie is pretty much lost.

The theme of this movie is clearly about moving on when things come to an end. When things stop or end or we lose people we love you have to move on. Steve says that at the beginning of the movie to our apparent gay representative straight director Joe Russo.

But like Tony said before.

Steve’s a fucking liar lmfao

But lets not start there. Lets start with the fucking timeline.

I hate.

I H A  T E EEEEEEEEE TIME TRAVEL!!!!!! AS A PLOT!!!!!!! WITHOUT ANY RULES!!!!!!!!!

I enjoyed what we SAW of the Time travel but the rules itself DIDN’T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

So when they’re suiting up Hawkeye for the test run Bruce explicitly says that all these movies that say “if you go into the past and fuck up the past you fuck up the timeline and the present/future is fucked because you’ve changed things”

ARE WRONG. HE SAYS THEY ARE WRONG. He says “If you go into the past. The past becomes your present. But the present then becomes your future. So you can’t go back and un fuck your parents to make you. Or kill baby Thanos. because that happened and you can’t change that but you can change youre present”

WHICH DOESN’T

MAKE ANY

FUCKING

SENSE. BECAUSE THEN YOU AREN”T TIME TRAVELING!!!!!!!!! 

If you go into the past yes YOU are in your present but the world is still being written around you STILL so you go into the past and change something (loki making off with the space stone) that’s CHANGED. You’ve created a new reality.

THEY EXPLICITLY SAY THIS IN DOCTOR STRANGE AND Y’ALL I KNOW DOCTOR STRANGE WAS BORING AS HELL BUT IF YOU’RE GOING TO USE TIME TRAVEL AS YOUR STORY DEVICE THEN YOU CAN’T SAY THAT SHIT IN DOCTOR STRANGE DOESN’T WORK WHEN YOU’VE ESTABLISHED IT AS THE RULES OF TIME TRAVEL.

THE ANCIENT ONE EVEN SAYS “you create a new reality. And it fucks shit up”

LIKE!?!?!??!

WHAT THE HELL!!!

So now Loki has the time Stone in reality B, in reality A Steve goes back and puts the stones back where they belong (and I guess.....gives the soul stone to Red Skull????????? wouldn’t you try to get Natasha back????like that itself is a whole movie of Steve going back and putting things away but ??????) 

And then we get to the end of the movie where Steve says Fuck you to Peggy’s reality A family and now on this timeline where they’ve time traveled he lived an entire life WITH Peggy but like.......you were Captain America and you just said “No don’t worry about JFK being assassinated. Or the Civil Rights movement. Or stopping Bucky in any capacity. Or maybe saving MLK. Or Peggy continuing to join SHIELD. Or stopping ACTUAL NAZIS from infiltrating SHIELD.

Because if you go with this idea that Steve went back and “lived a life” What did he DO then. What did he FUCKING. DO?

You’re not Steve from 1940s going back to 1940s. You’re Steve form 2019 going back to 1940s. No wifi. No medicine. No cell phones? Gays are still being persecuted. You can’t drink from the same fountain as black people (or rather they can’t drink from your white fountain). 

You are.

CAPTAIN.

AMERICA.

and you just said nah fuck it its fine? This shit can all happen but I don’t super care because I get to dance with Peggy. Peggy who on her own had this whole life. Who did all this stuff IN YOUR NAME IN YOUR HONOR. Who married someone else. Who had a FAMILY. Who had a NIECE that you made out with. And just..... wha....

Like if he had gone back and danced with her but came back with Natasha in exchange for the soul stone but during his travels had aged. Or met someone else.

Like movie wise and story wise I get wrapping up Steve’s story. And maybe the person Peggy is talking about in the video of her in TWS is actually Steve from 2019. Maybe that’s it. But it still doesn’t make sense because they FUCKED UP THE RULES OF TIME TRAVEL SO WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.

So. lol I wasn’t a huge fan of Steve at the end of the movie. I know they needed to do something to end the movie with a finality. With Steve being DONE. But instead of finality or closure I just have so many goddamn questions. And I don’t hold it against Evans or even really the directors per say. But I’ll blame Markus and McFeely because they were writing since TWS. They HAD the Cap STORYLINE to write about and that was how they ended it.

its like when you pack for a very important trip and you plan out all your outfits but then wake up late and end up throwing whatever you can find into your suitcase and run out the door.

It felt final and not final.

But I’ll tell you this. From my perspective and obviously I’m going to skew it this way because its me and FEEL FREE to disagree with me.

He left because Tony and Natasha were dead. The two people that he felt the closest to (sorry Sam, Bucky and Sharon [who we didn’t even see as dusted wow]) were gone. Natasha and Steve had become a brother and sister. He would always come back for her clearly. Trying to cheer her up as she’s crying. Natasha understanding Steve’s feeling of being lost. Tony inspiring and fighting with Steve. Like that’s part of what I liked about this is taht you could really feel how Steve and Tony needed each other for this to work but also they needed to not hate each other. 

Also I kinda knew the second Scott said “That’s a one way trip!!” before the 70s bit that Steve was going to stay in the past lol What an asshole.

Also I don’t think it was very UN-Captain America because I think people don’t always realize that a lot of the inspo for the MCU came ALSO from Ultimates. And if Ults Cap was able to go back to the past he would have in a heartbeat. Who was a more depressed Cap? Ults or MCU? I just don’t know.

Now.

Natasha.

This was another one I kind of saw coming from a mile away as soon as it was just the two of them on Vormir. I was kind of hoping they’d Hawkeye a way out of the deal by like throwing his daughters picture or something like that. Or that it would be Hawkeye. But they both had an upcoming movie/series so I didn’t know which way it went.

And then there was that big jump. And I was like oh my god they did it right

AND THEN THEY FUCKING DIDN’T.

Wow. Wowwwwwwwwww

Markus and McFeely 

REALLY DID THAT

THE RUSSO BROTHERS REALLY DID THAT

THEY DID THE SAME FUCKING SCENE TWICE.

The first time you get because Thanos is a dick and abusive and he would absolutely throw his favorite daughter into the soul pit (which I guess Isn’t picky because she didn’t love him back she hated him but I guess its a one way street with the ol’ soul stone)

And they don’t say during that one (far as I remember) that its a permanent exchange. 

But they sure emphasized this time. And they sure killed the original avenger who was the only girl on the team. Who never got a chance to live.

Who Whedon made herself call heself a monster because she can’t have a family and then she gets a found family and then SHE DIES. THEY KILL HER. AFTER HAVING A FAMILY.

WHAT THE FUCK. Like...my problems with Scarjo aside (which are similar with my problems with Paltrow) You DID. BLACK. WIDOW. FUCKING. DIRTY. I don’t care that there’s a movie coming out that was her story. You were supposed to give her a fucking story. And now her story is only how she relates to her TEAM OF MEN.

And now to my last point that I didn’t like. And I don’t hate this one as much as Steve’s ending or Natasha’s ending.

I don’t like that Tony died. I know this is wrapped up in a lot of emotions I have about Tony Stark the character. Robert Downey Jr the person. Tony Stark the character in all his forms is very important to me and I love that he has many forms. 616, Ults, AvAc, Avengers Assemble, the MCU. But his story is important to me. And its heartbreaking. I’m tearing up a bit now writing this out. 

I’m just the type of person that hates that a character, in a fantasy setting where you have wizards, valkyries, robots, talking raccoons and trees, Dave Bautista, a giant green rage monster wearing chinos, that you have to take this one part and make it realistic. That we have to keep realism kill this character off because it doesn’t make sense if someone doesn’t die. Because the stakes aren’t high if you don’t make them personal as well.

Which is true like you don’t have high stakes (the planet or universe getting dusted) if you don’t are about some of the people in that universe personally.

I just would have rather he had retired. Moved onto his little farm with Pepper and Morgan.

I think they did right by Tony. Storywise, ending...all the stuff the dropped the fucking ball on with Natasha and Steve they gave to Tony. And on one hand I get it and I appreciate that because (sorry to nat and steve fans truly) I care more about Tony. Tony started this whole thing. In a miracle of accidents they got the right actor, the right story, the right character, the right director, the right timing technology wise, the right social mood and made solid gold. And none of this would have happened if it weren’t for that amazing accident that happened.

And I think it has more to do with not wanting to let go or move on even though i can always go back to Iron Man 1 at any point and start the journey over again and have a laugh but there’s always going to be that ending where its final. Its done. Its over. And in the simplest of terms. I don’t like it. You have to know when to bow out and I respect and appreciate that. I don’t wanna see Iron Man 8 with geriatric old RDJ trying to fumble into a mocap suit.

I understand. I appreciate. But I don’t have to like it as a person. And that’s okay.

Its all about moving on isn’t it? That’s the theme of the movie. Moving on.

Even if you’re steve and your moving on wipes out the existance of a whole other family lmfaaoidnsfasfada sorry sorry. 

Okay. yeah that’s all I think I can think of. I’m sure there’s a ton more other people have mentioned aside from what I wrote. Like its a LONG movie and I think its hard to say hey “they fucked this up” or “they got this right” for EVERY SINGLE THING. There were so many characters. Nebula’s story could have been better. Thor’s story could have been more involved. Hawkeye could have been more important throughout the series. Janet could have come back for the final fight and healed Tony. Like there’s a ton of “this COULD have happened” But it didn’t. And that’s okay. It may not be right but its okay. I think they wrapped it up as best you could while still making a good movie. I think you probably can go back after a long while and look at the Endgame and go yeah that wasn’t so bad for an ending. Endings are hard to do with any sort of skill. Its why the joke that the third movie always sucks. 

There’s still a ton of stuff to look forward to.

Falcon/Winter Soldier, Loki, Hawkeye, Wanda and Vision (i GUESS??? lol), Black Widow’s movie. 

Maybe Steve solved more than he let on who knows. WHO KNOWS. Maybe Mjolnir left him haflway through the journey when she knew he was going to ditch his 2019 family (who again....mostly dead now)

I love Tony 3000. Which I found out is more than a ton which makes Morgan Stark a lot smarter than I am lmfao