#I may be slightly tipsy rn

[ashthewaterghoul]

Anyone else have the thing where bc of Ghost they can no longer say “Elizabeth” and they have to say “Elizabeth”?

Especially when referring to the song?

No? Just me? Okay?

[skinnyscottishbloke]

it’s David’s bday tomorroowwwwwww - I’m expecting my dash to be full of his beautiful face. Come on dash don’t let me down.

[phantomtrader19]

(HALF*) 2024/25 cast REVIEW 31.08.2024

Spent 2 shows yesterday at phantom which I haven’t done in a while! Planned this couple months ago to see the new cast however I had covers for Raoul, Mme Giry & Piangi and all swings on too! There was a lot of people off!

First off it felt so strange to not see some cast members who had been there since 2021!

Ensemble was made up of all 5 swings being on which is a first for me I think?

Overall lovely performances from all, new corps de ballet were gorgeous as always!

For the Principals I’ll start with Millie Lyon as Meg who was brilliant - lovely youthful voice, feisty characterisation and a BLONDE wig! I’ve missed the blonde wig! Fantastic Meg looking forward to seeing her much more.

Martin Ball as Firmin is an absolute triumph! Hilariously pompous and arrogant and such a grumbly kind of voice he was a standout last night, he seemed to play the role like he was tipsy drunk the majority of the time and he was just not interested in all the dramas going on. Great chemistry with Adam which I admittedly thought may have been difficult to achieve after Matt Harrop but I absolutely loved his take on the character!

Hywel Dowsell was on for Piangi, last time I seen him he was second cover and was on for the first time in 18 months! Lovely nuanced performance with little ad-libs and added acting pieces - really enjoyed!

Victoria Ward was on for Mme Giry I’ve seen her once before and I really enjoyed her and even yesterday she was such a standout! Beautiful voice and again such nuanced acting and more motherly to Meg!

Joanna Ampil as Carlotta was very different to what we’ve seen before, less operatic and more ever so slightly belty sometimes her voice got a little lost in the music, still some gorgeous top notes but I just was hoping for a little more oomph from her voice. acting wise was generally great but I did hope for a little more over the top like Carlotta should be, looking forward to seeing how she grows into the role over the next year!

Enjoyed Michael as Raoul - super strong voice and some great acting choices! I’ve now seen him as many times as I’ve seen Joe! (6 times) Joe is admittedly more my cup of tea acting wise but I enjoyed him nonetheless.

Lily was on fire yesterday, gorgeous voice and acting was out of this world, a top tier Christine by miles! My only slight gripe is her last note in think of me I’m not sure if the orchestra is rushing her or something else but it’s very short, her other high notes are held much longer but I just wish she got to hold it slightly longer as it felt super rushed, 8th time seeing her and always finding new things I love about her Portrayal! Her chemistry with Dean was also insane!!!

Now for Dean, I heard the opening night audio and I’ll admit I wasn’t crazy about his voice and didn’t hear too much acting albeit through audio so my expectations were mid however, I was absolutely BLOWN AWAY that was how a Phantom should sound his voice literally vibrated the auditorium and was just ridiculously gorgeous!!! Acting wise he was more gentler with Christine until the final lair when he let loose. I’ll go out on a limb and say from all the Phantoms I’ve seen he may have been my favourite in line with Earl Carpenter - vocally 100% my favourite he reminded me of Colm Wilkinson, Tim Howar & Killian Donnelly in some musical points. a firm favourite!

Really great cast, will be back to catch the full principal cast so I can see Helen Hobson as Mme Giry!

Aiming to see Eve with the new cast too as I last saw her nearly a year ago and must’ve caught an off show as she wasn’t sounding great but after hearing more recent audios she sounded as beautiful as her debut! Would also love to see Zoe on as Carlotta as she has a voice that lifts the ensemble to new heights!

I do have audios from the 2 shows yesterday, please message me to trade but disclaimer that my replies are not great rn as work has been super hectic!

[kapposuch]

You get in a fistfight

Bad Batch x reader (headcannons)

Warnings: Fighting, Alcohol, Slightly suggestive in some spots, nothing too spicy though

I'm super fucking ill rn and have been recovering from a medical procedure so here's some 100% self serving headcannons about my favourite group of boys because I'm itching for some sort of drama <3

apologies if this isn't great but I'm here to entertain myself for the long run

Scenario

It's an easy going night, and you're all in Cid's parlour, sitting in a booth and relaxing with drinks after a lovely payout from a very high-risk high-reward job. As the night went on, the rowdier you happened to get, as did the remainder of the group of people that had come into the parlour to bet on Omega's killer games of Dejarik, much to Hunters disdain.

An imposing zabrak seemed pretty intent on getting hefty winnings, so when things didn't go his way and he was beaten by the girl with the sunny smile, he too, got rowdy.

You were heading back from the bar with another round of drinks served by Cid, when he grumbled some obscenities towards Omega, to which, you were very much not impressed. Now, you're in no way a helicopter parent over this 5-parent child, but like hell were you letting that slide.

Can't have a Ho-down without a throw-down.

And so, you hit the fuck it button, my personal favourite, and take one of the drinks to pour down his face. A fist fight ensues. Naturally.

Hunter

He wants to be surprised, he really does, but he saw this coming from a mile away

sort of just sits there and sighs, a lil shake of his head as he waits for you to finish this man and head back to them

he is in no way, shape, or form, worried about you. in the same way he'd let his brothers kick up a bar fight without stepping in to help, he'll do the same with you, because clearly, you can handle yourself.

and Christ, can you handle yourself

fists are flying, people are cheering, and Hunter feels a twinge of pride come barrelling towards him

a sort of 'hey, I taught them that' moment

you're honestly having the time of your life, which is valid, but also makes you some what of a target

if someone else steps in to help the zabrak who instigated, he's sure as shit gonna stand up and give them the coldest glare known to man.

you're definitely relying on hand to hand right now, keeping on your toes and being swift, all the while being at least a tad tipsy, which, props to you, Hunter is shocked by your tenacity

the fight doesn't take long to end, especially since you're hyped enough to take on a Rancor. last time he did that, it took Wrecker at least 10 minutes, and all of his own energy to do that

he'll settle you by his side once it's over, and have a sort of look that says 'you really shouldn't have' while he cuddles you tight to his side and takes a swig of his drink

if you're wounded in any way, expect some PDA. while it's not usually his go to, he's not particularly sober so wouldn't mind kissing your knuckles or grazing his fingers across your cheeks to check for cuts or scratches.

if there's anything bad, he'll scoop you into his lap and make sure to rub or kiss you better, and promises to administer first aid whenever you're ready to go

he knows alcohol works like a numbing agent, so either way, you'll be feeling it in the morning. so he may as well let you enjoy the rest of your fun as to not leave a sour taste in your mouth

he's proud as fuck, honestly.

depending on how much he's drank, he'll coo into your ear how much he'd love to 'spar' with you another time to help you out with some techniques.

all the while, snaking his arms around your waist, resting them on your thighs, and giving a light squeeze.

nothing better than some possessive squeezes to ignite the fire in your belly

Wrecker

now,

in most circumstances, this man would just stand up when this asshat throws, or even threatens, to punch you, and that would just about chase anyone away

but he's had some drinks, and wants to witness chaos as much as the next good Samaritan. and who are you to deny the sunshine rainbow boy a healthy dose of chaos

there is a lot of items being thrown, much to Cid's clear disdain, but you don't care. you have claimed a chair and it is no longer for sitting, it's an improvised projectile

you land plenty of hits on this poor sod of a man, before he eventually backs down, all the while Wrecker is experiencing the entertainment of his life

it's hilarious to see someone he'd consider relatively calm lose their shit and start swinging, and to have that person be his? he already knows you have his back no matter what, but you have sealed the deal

"Your hand, I need it. so I can marry you."

"What?"

"Nothing."

you're probably hurt. you threw a chair, hon, you're gonna be hurt, it probably ricocheted and bounced directly off your skull, which

I'm not saying is a good thing, but I'm so glad, it made him keel over laughing. he cares but Christ it was beautiful.

if you come back to him hurt, he'll start pestering Tech to take a look at you, all the while cradling you like a baby and providing you with kisses and compliments on your wild gremlin-like fighting skills

you fit perfectly in his lap, so that's where you're staying, where he can keep you safe and let you calm down from all the excitement.

he's proud. he shouldn't be, because you just about beat that man within an inch of his life, but he's proud.

"That's ma' pardner!"

sounds like a cowboy because since when does he pronounce words properly. we love him though, our big dumb cowboy

you're the chaotic duo no one asked for

if it happens again (it probably will), no holding back. he will start throwing things. including his food if necessary

Tech

he was waiting for this.

saw it coming a mile away

you're not the best at fighting but you're not the worst, so he wants to let it play out, but at the same time, he's calculating the chances of a tipsy, maybe even drunken you winning a fight with someone who's clearly more sober than you are

but he knows better than to underestimate the power of alcohol, and his love of course

most of the time is spent staring down at his holopad, with the occasional glance up to check that you're still physically standing

at some point, he gets bored of not having your presence next to him, so he'll stand and make himself known to your assailant

"I'd recommend sitting back down, y/n. It's clear someone so desperate for masculine validity isn't going to back down until you're giving in."

You look at him with the most confused eyes, having just about no idea what he said, but you know it was a roast as this zabrak has eyes on Tech

now, our sweet boy has no reason to prove himself. he's plenty good in battle, as you've seen, and it's naturally a mistake to try and take on a clone

your foe just about throws himself towards Tech with quite a lot of force, to which goggles simply steps to the side, takes his dance partner by the wrist and thigh, and tosses him over his head onto the floor

you're absolutely gobsmacked

Tech seems utterly unfazed and grabs you by the wrist this time, gently pulling you back to the table, all the while stepping over this poor bastard sprawled on the dirty floor

he sits you down, gives you a once over for bruises or wounds, before getting comfy and diving into his holopad

he shuts things out for a little while, though eventually, a free hand makes its way to lace fingers with yours between you

he'll lean over and whisper as to not interrupt his brothers conversation

"If you like, I'll teach you proper self defence. You're fine on your own, but it'd be smart to learn suitable techniques."

it's endearing, and the sort of compliment that doesn't sound like one, but you know it is, and you absolutely agree to it

anything to spend more time with him

Echo

he's stunned for the most part, considering how calm you often tend to be around him

but he's not seen a bar fight since he was last at 79's with the 501st

a blast from the past, but a welcome one all the same

he's close to getting up and joining you while you're throwing punches, but he decides against it. he'll step in if you need him, so he'll just sit back and watch

considering he's had quite a few, and despite being half machine, he's still got the guts and brain of a clone, he's happily tipsy

some of the patrons don't seem so happy to be dodging a fight between a complete gremlin and a man with a dick smaller than your pinky nail, and you get a few threats from others mid fight

you're already too focused on your swings, dodging here and there to notice the words

Echo noticed though

now, he promised himself he wouldn't get involved, but now that you're getting threats to be ganged up against?

no sir.

he's swearing like a sailor, honestly. throwing a few 'shit's and 'bastards' here and there as he grumbles his way over to you

the zabrak eventually notices he's got what looks like a tank of a man hounding up the way behind you, and gradually raises his hands, asking to drop the fight

you have no idea Echo is now behind you, and with a healthy swing, you get a nice crack to your foes jaw

and down he goes

everyone gets back to it and your opponent, slumped on the dirty floor where he belongs, is left to sit

by the time you realise Echo is behind you, he's already chuckling, snaking his arm around your waist to pull you to his chest

he's mighty proud of you for handling the situation, and tells you he came for moral support, or defence if anyone else got involved, leaving you giddy

"good job, mesh'la, maybe you could... show me some of your moves another time?"

leaves a rough kiss on your cheek, almost as if to say to the rest of the parlour, 'this ones mine'

confident drunk. change my mind. I dare you

he's a bit too whizzed to check you for injuries, but so are you. you're not feeling anything but a flame in your belly as you sit down with him, almost on his lap

he won't let you go for the rest of the night, always reaching around you to pick up his drink to take a sip. his arm will not unwrap from you. you're stuck with him

I don't think you mind, though ;)

Crosshair

he really wants to care

but Jesus Christ he's had enough of this shit from the good ol' days with the rest of the 99'ers when wrecker would throw his food tray

but honestly? entertainment factor just went up

watching his drunk little partner stumble around with a switch blade, god knows where you got it from, was so funny to him

he's doing his best to hide his grin, but considering his brothers are all far to drunk or unbothered to point it out, he lets go and simply gets comfortable

eventually, your swinging slows out of exhaustion, since you're pretty sleepy from the mission

cross notices pretty quick, and considers getting up

he waits a moment more to see what the zabrak does, until his grimy, dirty hand grabs your bicep

oh no. not a chance, buddy.

Cross still doesn't move from his seat, but simply pulls his own tactical knife from it's sheath and it absolutely flies across the room

in the zabrak's bicep

all's fair, right? he touches you, he gets punishment, yeah?

the zabrak just about screams and rips the blade from his arm, blabbering on about how the pair of you are crazy, before running off

you, still a tad weary, pluck his blade from the floor and look over to a very possessive looking Crosshair, whom is patting the space of the booth beside him, silently demanding you sit

you do as your told, snuggling into his side, and he simply leans down with a quiet whisper

"if you wanted my attention, all you had to do was ask, cyare."

his arm is snaked around you, and his hand comfortably glued to your thigh.

he's not letting you out of his sight

and god, he's glad he gave you a switch blade. maybe you need lessons

he'd happily oblige on the conditions that you... return favours for him

[seungrem]

A smut fic for Top Bang Chan x Bot Male Reader where they are best friends, (both of them have feelings for each other, afraid they may ruin their friendship). One night, the reader invites Bang Chan to have a drink with him at his home. The friend he is, Bang Chan came and comforted the reader (the reader is broken that his 'boyfriend' cheated on him.) the reader is drunk and Bang Chan was just tipsy but suddenly. The reader confesses his 'wild imagination' of riding Bang Chan. Of course this shocked Bang Chan and the reader immediately got embarrassed. After his realization, both tipsy guys kissed and had a make out session and turned into something more. Let's say Bang Chan fulfills the reader's imagination by letting the reader ride him.

If you're kinda comfy abt my request, feel free to decline it! BY THE WAY I LOVE LOVE LOVEEE YOUR WORKS!!! 💕

thank you! and thank u sm for requesting, I’ve needed new ideas lol ♡

i understand the concept, but i might alter it slightly. im also (unfortunately) kinda tired of writing for chan rn after my most recent fic, so i’ll def get on it in the near future! thanks again for requesting, i’ll link this post to the fic when i finish it :)))

[clare-with-no-i]

So I’ve a question that’s to do with “apparition points”: I understand they’re intended to prevent people from suddenly appearing in the spot where another person is walking/standing, which I find to be a rather noble intention, but it seems like that also has the unintended effect of significantly increasing the odds of two people apparating into the same spot at the same time. I’m a computer scientist, and this is what we in the ‘biz call a race condition—when a single resource (e.g a file on your hard drive/SSD) is claimed simultaneously by two independent processes, and then process A writes “hello from process A” and process B writes “goodbye from process B,” what is the final contents of the file? Well, since there is only actually one instance of the file on the disk, it depends on whose write gets processed last. Since the processes are unaware of each other’s existence, it would obviously be disastrous if things were allowed to play out like this in the real world. The way this non-deterministic behavior is handled in almost every case is that some third actor (in this case, the operating system—Windows, macOS, Linux, etc) ensures that only one process is able to access the file at a time. If process B tries to open and write to a file while process A is still doing so, the OS kernel effectively tells process B to go sit in timeout (the scheduler queue) and wait its turn.

All of this is to ask, who provides that guarantee for “apparition points”? There must be someone/something a wizard/witch has to query so that they may claim exclusive access to a specific location, preventing anyone else from accidentally apparating into them (and presumably causing bad things to happen because two people occupy the same space), but who is that actor? Further, for busy locations (e.g: the Quidditch World Cup), it is conceivable that there may be a pretty long queue to claim these apparaition points, at which point it may be faster to commute via another transportation method altogether.

I’m pretty tipsy rn, so apologies if this delves too far into technicalities, but as someone who I’ve noticed puts a lot of thought into this kind of logistics/world building stuff, do you have any thoughts on it?

ok after what must have been 20 mins of staring at this, I'm sorry to say that the only thing I can really tell you is that it's likely one of those things where you shrug and go, "it's magic!" — I sort of picture it like a subway stop, insofar as people disperse and make room for the people getting off the train and filter in, and vice versa. I chatted with suze about this and she gave the important insight that maybe you can just apparat on top of people, "given the state of magical britain" lol. which I do agree with.

but honestly I haven't put nearly as much thought into this as you have…I commend you for it, and fear you slightly. but in a respectful way.

[sjweminem]

apologies i may or may not be slightly tipsy and on xanax rn

[propaganda-for-poets]

I don't know why but as of recently my biggest headcannon for Cameron is that he is diabetic. Is it because I'm diabetic and kin Cameron or is it because he gives off diabetic with sweet tooth that hates his life energy. We might never know.

I like to imagne that one night after everyone gorges themself off sweets and bread at the dead poets society meeting Neil notices that Cameron never eats with them. When Cameron tells him it's because he's diabetic Neil feels bad and while he's out going to his rehersal for midsummer nights dream one day he pops into a specialty shop and gets cameron a box of diabetic safe sugar free ginger snap cookies. He puts it secretly on Camerons bed while he's gone in the study room with a note saying "A sweet but not really sweet thing for someone who deserves a bit of a break."

HE DOES DESERVE A BIT OF A BREAK good for him GOOD FOR. HIM!!!!!!!

[heroicalling-a]

like for either a pun or pick-up line

[mxinterpretations]

🕯🔮🧘‍♂️✨

A spell to encourage a calm mindset and good posture

Likes charge and reblogs cast

[soft-slow-blue]

cr: 너울

[po1songore]

it's 3am rn but i just had a thought right hear me out,, you and michael go to a party together and get like slightly drunk but you can both function properly and remember what happened/is happening so like imagine like william or something along those lines coming to pick you up at like 3am but michael knowing william has a thing for you and proceeds to have sex with you in the back seat of his dads car in front of him (reader and mikey are like 19/20) also im sorry for flooding your inbox 😭

THIS IS GON BE A RIDE HOL UP-

hUGE TW; dad-son threesome, oral sex, drunk sex, teasing, dumbification, slight masochism, age gap and more. AFAB reader, she/her more

"wait wait wait watch out-!"michael said laughing, his hand around your waist holding you up after you missed the second step out the house the party was happening. now it wasn't very late,but you two were already tipsy enough to go back. your laughs filled the cold air, his jacket around your shoulders.

"god michael when is your dad coming.."you whined leaning on him.

he turned his wrist to look at the time on the watch, only for some of the alcohol from the bottle he was holding to pour down on the pavement."uh..3 minu-shit my drink-"he said as if the bottle wasnt still half full.

after a few seconds, surely enough the familiar car pulled up. a chevy impala '67 in a deep purple color right in front of you, windows rolled and soft jazzy music playing although your ears were occupied from a muffled sound from the loud bass.

"next time take more time dad."mike said making you laugh and helping you in the backseat without breaking your ankles.

"heyyy mr afton-"his eyes met yours from the rearview mirror.as always, he wore a black suit, black shirt inside unbuttoned slightly, one arm off the window and his hair slicked back.

"y/n, you surely look like you had fun doll."

closing the door behind him, michael sighed a bit and fixed the jacket on your shoulders with the bottle still in hand.

william turned around to look at both of you before snatching the bottle from mike, shaking his head.

"Ive told you whiskey isn't for your age mike."he said and took a sip right off the lid, before passing the bottle back to michael.

"god..when do we reach home?"you whined out throwing your head back.

"doll, its not up to me to move the traffic."

doll huh?now michael always had this idea that his dad really fancied you and,he knew he was right.but god, he would lie if he said he didnt always like competing with him.it was like his thing, since he looked just like him people always compared the two, he wanted to beat him to everything he could, even to things like..you. looking at william from the rearview mirror, his hand slipped on your inner thigh making you let out a small gasp as his fingers traced your underwear.

"michael."

no response, his fingers messed with the fabric, placing them aside gently. your face turned red as you saw william's leg tapping up and down,shaking nervously. michael's finger slipped inside you, making you place your hand on his wrist and push it deeper.

"mmhm..f-fuck.."you whispered under your breath.

after maybe, five minutes you were parked on the end of a cliff, having the whole city on sight under the dark.on one side, you had michael fingering you with two,your wet running down his hand. under you, william had you on his lap, his lips on your shoulder and neck.one hand on his neck wrapped softly, the other slipped under your shirt and gropping your breast gently."shit.."

"m-michael i..f-fuck.."your hips swayed back and forth in sync with his fingers, a grin plastered on his face a bit your moans filled the car.

"doll,you might not want to move that much there or you may be sayin two names soon."

you teasingly continued grinding against the man's crotch,which made him look at your body sway.his hands slipped on your waist, guiding it back and forth, a small groan leaving him.

"f..fuck....fu-ck i .."you moaned out,a small slap landing on your ass. william's lap hit against your ass, his hands on your waist as he pounded inside you in doggy, barely fitting in the car as his fingers dived inside your waist harshly.

"hell, you look so good with my cock inside of you..think you can properly form a sentence yet?"

"n..no..i..need..more.."you whined out watching michael seated in front of you against the door, letting his cock out from his underwear and holding it out for your pretty mouth to cover.

"i think she is saying she wants my cock..what do you think?"he said with a little grin as the older male glued his lap on your ass, his cock hitting right on your spot as he held both your hands back with one of his,his other one playing with your clit now.

"only one way to find out..what do you say you open wide, pretty face?"

you nodded and opened your mouth, tongue sticking out for michael's cock to rest on your tongue, his tip slippery from precum as it slid in perfectly, your mouth wrapped around it.

"mmhm..thats right..take it like a good girl.."your friend told you, his hand on your face softly caressing before giving you a small slap on the cheek, making you suck harder and faster on his dick.your mouth, his hips and william's movement all kept the same pace as you felt your body in full pleasure.

"look at you movin on my cock.."

"such a pretty face to be sucking so good.."

"cant even keep a straight look, what a whore."

"should have known that pussy was gonna feel so good when we were alone."

it took no time for you to feel yourself reach climax.william's hands dived on your thighs as he glued you on his body to cum inside you, his white liquid dripping out of your weak cunt as michael's cum filled your throat leaving all three of you in moans and pants..

[goodnightsocialitemp3]

top 5 mikey way images

ohhhh man you had to throw this at me huh. okay! i'm just gonna choose images based on the ones i have saved on my phone because searching would be too much time and to be honest every mixel is a blessing anyways (also i may or may not still be slightly tipsy rn so i Do Not Feel Like It)

1.

have you ever seen a man so pretty and gendery that you started crying? this image makes my brain short out every time i look at it. never getting over it thanks. that's all i can say

2.

he's so fuckin. do i need to say anything. holy shit. i'm a slut for this mikey look i honestly think the longish hair + eyeliner in the mid-late 2000s is my favorite era of his aesthetic-wise. if i was an artist living a few centuries ago i'd hire him to be my model/muse/boytoy just look at this

3.

y'all KNOW what my blog has been like for the past week. i'm not going to say anything about this ok i have embarrassed myself enough talking about these mixels. that's the most i've ever openly hornyposted, ever

4.

we should appreciate black parade mikey more. i fucking love his jacket it's my favorite out of all the styles each member was wearing and it's just a solid look! heyyyy goth pretty boy do you want my number-

5.

girl what the fuck is this. i love him. THE 'first day in a body' photo and he's 42. the dramatic knee length mall goth slut coat. why is his bass floating in front of him. it looks like it's been copy+pasted into the photo. the thing about mikeyway is he will just 🧍🏼 and we all just have to live with it (affectionate)

honorable mention goes to every image of kobra kid era that exists but i didn't have good enough images saved to do that justice

[jiminrings]

I REQUEST A SOFT BADBOY DRABBLE WITH SHY READER AND HES TEASING HER BUT SOMEONE ELSE JOIMS IN AND THEYRE DOING IT TO BE MEAN BUT HES LIKE STFU BEFORE I PUMCH UR FACE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO BULLY SHY READER GRR 😡😡😡😡 and soft readers like 0.o but *squeals incoherently* 😭😭😭😭

last name, jeon.

drabble week: day two

drabble week masterlist

pairing: badboy!jungkook x shy!reader

wordcount: 3k

glimpse: "can't you tell that i really don't want you to be here?"

notes: a tiny change on the plot!! also: frat boy!jimin from day four makes an appearance :D

feedback + support mean the world to me!!

“do you wanna form-“

... yes

you DO have an alliance with jungkook

it's a very fair trade honestly

he pretends to be your boyfriend!! there's no specific boundaries to it, but he springs into action as soon as you're put into an inconvenience

in exchange, you whore him out to your friends!!! :D

no but literally that's how he called it

the whole reason this came to be in the first place is because you hATE confrontation with a burning passion

especially when it comes to those "i have a crush on you" moments that people spring on you all of a sudden

you don't like them back!!! that's the truth!!! but the problem is that you aLWAYS feel guilty letting people down

you obviously don't have the obligation to like someone back just because you sit next to them in class :// IT'S JUST IN YOUR NATURE TO FEEL THAT WAY

you wouldn't get into a relationship with said confessor to ease your guilt, clearly

do you plan on denying their advances? yes

but hOW????

you always take the passive-aggressive approach

you get jungkook to carry your bag and hold your hand, walk in front of said person and pretend not to see them, jungkook makes sURE to put some snide eye contact in there aaaaand the whole ordeal is finished :D

you've managed to let someone down slowly without having to speak to them in-person!!!

jungkook comes more handy than that too

you take him when you want to eat out because you're too anxious to eat alone

you take him when you want to go somewhere in which lining up is essential and you're also too anxious to stand by yourself

you take him when you want to go shopping when there's a sale but you're almost always intimidated by the barrage of people and salespeople so he asks and answers the questions for you

jungkook, in hindsight, is the perfect fake boyfriend for you <3

ALSO jungkook wants something from you

"whore me out to the girls from the families your family's friends with, and it's a deal :D"

that alliance and exchange is going pretty well so far

you mAY be on the more-reserved side but that doesn't mean you're self-aware!!!

you know that your parents are loaded and your shy nature could be somehow chalked to that since you didn't really have anyone that wasn't as non-superficial as you'd like, since they were the overprotective helicopter two-rotor seven-blade parents :(((

jungkook, however, is the only constant you have in your formula

you've known him since childhood and have been friends ever since

his mom's your mom's personal assistant, and one day when mrs. jeon couldn't find a babysitter for jungkook, your mom didn't hesitate to let four-year old jungkook come with her to work

jungkook's your fIRST actual friend that hates gold spoons with you because of how tacky they look :-) he's your emotional support person basically

your emotional support person who was sO close to running late from picking you up during his free day >:( you were about to break into a sprint if he arrived a second later, because you managed to spot a jock coming to you from the corner of your eye awhile ago

You Do Not Like Him <3

"and i even changed into a short-sleeved shirt to ward off your suitors. how romantic of me, don't you think?"

now that he mentions it, it's only now when you can drink him in in full-display

... wow

his right arm's the only one with his tattoos while his left's completely blank, but something about the balance just makes you !!!!!!!! even more

his arm's not completely covered but it was coming to be, something about the blank spaces of skin that are yet to be inked being a nice touch

"very romantic, kook."

now tHAT'S the answer he wanted to hear

he forcibly on your helmet for you to showcase, your grunts of annoyance being drowned out by whistling

(he's even looking left and right and making eye contact with anyone who has their eyes landing on you!!!!)

your cheeks smushed is a look he'll never be tired being in awe of, but he'll never tell you that, of course

"do you ever wonder if your parents would kill me if i misplace even a single hair on you?" jungkook thinks out loud and you don't even flinch with how sudden his thoughts could be, sitting on his seat first so it'd already be balanced when you do, "you sure you’re okay riding with me?? on a motorcycle????"

he usually uses yOUR family's vehicles (they let him and insisted he just takes one at this point) but when you called him, he was en route to kim kradle (it's a one-stop vehicle shop apparently) to get new rims for his motorcycle, bUT NOT ANYMORE HE GUESSES????

you come first compared to the booking he's waited on for three weeks

"i have insurance, i think."

no that's the wrong answer

why did you even bother.,,.,

jungkook flicks your nose because your forehead's protected by the helmet, his face contorted in half faux frustration

"you were supposed to be mad at me for asking that — not logical!! don't even joke about that."

"... my life insurance? like, in the instance that i-"

oW THAT HURT

he flicked even harder this time!!!

you roll your eyes at him and it doesn't go unnoticed, a hand outstretching instead of his fingers flexing

“wallet, please.”

????

jungkook's surprised that you even look confused, this time rolling his eyes at you

“you rolled your eyes at me. you need to bribe me so i won’t rat you out.”

right

he has a never-ending knack for the you're rich jokes

you also know that he likes the cold and would turn the fan on even if it's too hot for a blanket, just because he wants to feel cocooned

you also know that he picks from the fourth row of drinks from the front because it's always been a habit

("the germs cling on to the first row!!!")

you also know that maybe, just maybe, you can't stand it tonight when he's putting himself out there instead of being your faux boyfriend

you keep on zoning out and hoseok, perhaps the only tolerable fellow rich kid you can tolerate within your circle, finally connects the dots in his head and snickers

he's been talking about finding the vintage sneakers he's always wanted on depop and how he almost got scammed for like tWENTY minutes already

in reality, all your nods and scowls aren't towards his story

it's to jungkook and... who's that? jihye whose dad is so colossally shitty, that this one rapper wrote a diss song for him? oh yeah, that jihye

"you like him. like actually 'lose your virginity to him' love him."

WHAT???

there's no way

"how did you-"

"you blush like one."

alright that answer was too quick

hoseok should've ATLEAST tried to wait for a few seconds before answering

"a-and the love part?"

"babe, jungkook may not be the richest one here and that should say a lot," you peer up at him nervously and he actually chuckles, peering to everyone at this function, "dude's humble — he could also just be dense to not see you love him."

okay very true

hobi's making a dig rn at how jungkook coinicidentaally happens to be blonde and maybe this is your cue to leave

hobi does not realize that his hair is aLSO dyed blonde while talking shit about jungkook and his hari

okay this is it

once again, you are NOT listening to hoseok and he's figured out what you're doing by now

you're psyching yourself up with a couple of shots and your heels are digging on the carpeted ballroom

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY TO BE MORE OUTGOING!!

"pretend to wobble. it doesn't help that nothing can sink you."

oh okay makes sense

if you're gonna try and charm jungkook while trying to play it off as just being tipsy playfulness, atleast make it believable

hoseok snickers because this is just A+ content with the things that you choose to do in your way

shy girl with high alcohol tolerance mannn coming of age film writers would LOVE you ://

you're about to cross the distance between you and jungkook, but something knocks you on your shoulder with a gentle force that seemed intentional

is that-

hold on a second

"what a coincidence :O"

jimin?

jimin???

as in, wholesome yet slightly fuckboy-ish frat guy jimin???

he looks dashing and composed, meeting your eyes perfectly and he doesn't let your confusion startle him

"i know that look. what am i doing here?"

he says it eloquently as if he's practiced it

AND HE DID!!!

you must've looked so shocked that you immediately apologized, shaking your head no

"i-i didn’t mean-..."

you're confused, sure, but that doesn't mean you're immediately judging

it's just that you never saw jimin here or any function of the like, but you wouldn't put it past him if he does go to these things!!! he looks like a million dollars anyways

"relax, doll. you’re so far the only other person i know that i've seen in these type of things."

he looks calm and collected, but maybe that's just because he spent the last five minutes waiting for you to stand so he could bump into you

this place is just sO suffocating and a familiar face is gonna be his relief from something so fancy that it became mundane

"have we been in the same event before this?"

"not that i recall, no. i get invited but this is only the first time after awhile that i went."

jimin drinks from his champagne flute, wiggling his eyebrows playfully, "wanna know why i'm here?"

you're curious!!! what can you say!!!!

you never really interacted with jimin at all before this, but a familiar face like his is comforting

because hoseok's already engaged in another conversation and jungkook's,,,, being jungkook and is fawning all over jihye

jimin chuckles at your insistent nodding, leaning closer to whisper to your ear

"my stepdad’s loaded as fuck."

oh so that's why

he tugs you down to sit at the nearest possible empty chairs, all its occupants gone anyways because they're in the dancefloor busting tRULY horrendous moves

maybe it's because jimin feels lonely too like you are, and it's him feeling comfortable because he's pulled you like ten seconds ago and not once asked him anything out of bounds

maybe that's why he fell into conversation with you easily because you're always intently listening

"might love me as a real son too. maybe that’s a bonus? you don’t really expect that shit in the things you see."

this situation is actually pretty cute

you snort because maybe you’re nOT that shy when you drink,, that’s the only thing that changes in you probably

this whole conversation that sprung from boredom was unknowingly the subject of many stares, including jungkook who you were initially supposed to go to

“you’re worthy of love, jimin.”

:O

jimin sPITS his drink because where the fuck did THAT come from???

why did you say that and why does he feel that he needed to hear that

“i-i think — i think you need more,” he raises his own glass to your lips hurriedly, caught in surprise but you still gulp nonetheless

“you’re-“ you keep sputtering as he keeps making you drink, but he rubs circles on your back at the same time and it's when you realize that jimin the frat guy may not be that bad, “what??? don’t think you’re not the only one with daddy issues! shouldn’t we have like, a radar for each other?”

jimin snorts at your counter and his eyes crinkle to the point where he can't see anything, not being able to see how you're still trying to recover with all that fizz down your throat

wow ur really enjoyable to talk to

“you’re insane and i think-“

listen

you're not really big on feeling beyond a sense and all that stuff, but you feel as if the aura around you just got dark all of a sudden

"who are you calling insane?"

jungkook appears at your side in an instant, hands wrapped around your shoulders while you remain seated

you've honestly forgotten that you were supposed to go to jungkook, but you're reminded of that vERY clearly now

"go away, jimin," he mutters through his teeth, looking at him dead in the eye

hold on

wait

THAT'S JIMIN???

okay now he's confused

sometimes jungkook's mouth just moves on its own without loading the thought process

"why are YOU here?"

jimin furrows his brows, shocked that he'd even see jungkook here out of all people

the guy barely even attends classes!!! and that's coming from him!!

"why’s he here?"

he crouches to your ear, eyes still furrowed at the younger guy

"long story."

nO???

jungkook scowls bitterly because jesus fuck

YOU’RE ON WHISPERING TERMS NOW????

he left for one second, and the moment he comes back, that's when this fucking frat guy approaches you?? was he waiting on him to leave??

you and jungkook only act as a couple when the need arises, and even if you don't feel it, hE feels that this is the need!!! this is the need and it is arising!!!

"get back to uh, alpha bravo charlie or something, park. beat it."

why’s he reciting the nato phonetic alphabet???

jungkook sounds half-angry and half-sad at the same time, and you don't know which side should you focus on

“move,” he repeats this time again but more sternly, making jimin much more confused since jungkook's trying to pull him away from his seat

jimin doesn't budge and it makes the frown even more evident in jungkook's face

what is he FEELING

“can’t you tell that i really don’t want you to be here?”

“i’m not here for you, though. i’m here for y/n.”

he answers honestly, shis gut telling him that there's definitely something going on between the two of you

“y/n doesn’t want you here," kook argues back surely, only noticing your bitten lips now that makes him realize that you're not exactly sober; just a happy kind of rush

he sees you raise your hand timidly, an equally cheeky smile on your face that's only directed to jungkook like it's meant for him

"i-i actually don’t mind."

you don't,,,

you don't mind?

HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

why aren't you signaling him to commence the faux boyfriend act!!

"y/n has a boyfriend."

“... i’m not hitting on her.”

alright this is more than the entertainment that jimin wished for lol

“yeah, well she has a boyfriend still so beat it.”

you do??

the last time you checked, jihye's gonna have jungkook as her boyfriend within the night!!

“i don-“

ALRIGHT THEN

jimin decides to indulge jungkook, knocking his knee with yours as he winks slyly, urging you silently to watch on, turning to look at you and ask

“what’s your boyfriend’s name?”

you don't answer.

that gives him all the more reason to do so.

“last name, jeon.”

jungkook looks the most determined you've ever seen him, eyes characteristically angry with his arms across his chest that his suit tightens, “first name, me.”

....

......

the three of you know that’s not the truth

jimin takes it in, sighing when he sense that something else is about to be unfold and he does noT want to be a part of it

not before whispering to your ear again for the last time, of course

“pretty weird name if you ask me,” you laugh automatically, momentarily forgetting that jungkook's standing by you on just your opposite side and could hear you

he leaves and that only leaves you with jungkook, looking up at him as he's too frantic to even sit

“what are you doing?”

“being a social butterfly," you quip just as fast, drinking your water afterwards

jungkook only clenches his jaw by then, being taken-aback when you speak again

“who are you doing?”

://

“i’m busy being mad at- wait a minute, WHO???”

who instead of what??

the short-lived enthusiasm you had with jimin left with him, crashing just as hard when you're reminded of jungkook's presence

“jihye’s a pretty nice girl. you should go home early tonight.”

his brows furrow, trying to get you to look at him but you avoid his gaze insistently, “what? what are you talking about?”

“she’s not my girlfriend though.”

you're not at all satisfied with the answer because it sounds so wrong, knowing that jungkook's a handsome guy and everyone wants to be with him!!!

and he probably wants to be with everyone else besides you.

“then who-...”

“don’t know yourself anymore? jimin must’ve really swept you off your feet, huh?”

jungkook huffs as he qualifies for a rebutt, your internal wallowing being cut short

“he’s not my boyfriend.”

...

....

“well would you look at that,” jungkook snickers, sighing through his nose as your eyes finally meet his, directly stubborn yet soft around the edges

“she’s not my girlfriend, and he’s not your boyfriend. what a coincidence.”

god did he feel so threatened the moment his eyes couldn't find you besides hobi and instead next to jimin, eyes crinkled in laughter without hesitation

have you been chasing after one another this whole time?

jungkook silently grabs you by the hand and you wave no opposition to it

maybe it's your liquor-influenced vision or maybe it's you hyperfixating on such a warm moment, but your eyes immediately lock to see the matching red thread bracelet he wore like yours

you're dressed in next year's spring collection line, and the structured silk black gown that has a train behind it doesn't exactly scream to have a simple red thread bracelet as its accessory according to your mom's designer and everyone else —

but you don't have the heart to take it off

there's no need to take it off

jungkook drives your car and no one says a single thing about anything

his hand’s on your thigh and you don’t question it, eyes locking into the way his hand looks perfect and the way the bracelet looks meant to be wrapped in his wrist in the first place

you're sure this time that it's not the newfound courage you have, but rather the need to do it

you kiss jungkook's cheek on a red light.

it's on a red light that jungkook realizes he could fit the visage of his world within one hand, finally kissing you like he's always wanted to

“yeah. what a coincidence.”

[echos-newlegs]

Oh bestie pls may I request 16 angst prompt with Wrecker? I wanna COMFORT that man in his time of NEED

Never Again

Oh my gosh yes 😩 I am in a wrecker mood rn so here you go bestie!!

Wrecker x Reader: 18. “You can’t keep pretending it didn’t happen, because guess what? It did!”

Warnings: nothing really, it's just kind of sloppy because I decided to write this in the morning before heading to my great grandparents ���

Words: 1.1k

You wet your lips anxiously. Running your palms against your side as you stood at the bar of the cantina you and the rest of the batch stopped at to get drinks. You were getting drinks for you, Tech, Wrecker, and Echo. The other two didn't want any, as usual. 

Wrecker let you go up by yourself this time, which was something you always hated. Especially in a cantina you'd never been to before. They were crowded with people you didn't know. Dangerous ones, even. 

Your eyes watched Wrecker as he abandoned the table. Waltzing off to the corner where some were playing Sabaac. All was good until you saw a girl hanging off of him. He was wavering a bit so you knew he was a mix of tired and at least tipsy. 

But you were also an insecure soul. You knew he could do better than you, even if he didn't realize it. Call you selfish, but you'd never point it out to him either. 

You got the drinks, downing yours, and then heading back for the table with shakier hands than before. "You alright?" Hunter asked, noticing your uneasy form. Playing with his now empty glass of water. "What's Wrecker doing?" You avoided his question with a question. Everyone's eyes wandered. 

"He said he was going to play Sabaac." Tech told you with a small smile. Until it faded. Seeing the brute in a chair with a girl leaning against him. He didn't seem to be paying attention to her. The pit in your stomach growing at even the thought. 

"I need to step outside.." you spoke, and everyone was standing when you were rushing for the door. "Hey wait, you can't wander off without us!" Crosshair snaps. You groaned, ignoring his words. Pushing the door open and slipping outside. 

Hunter was the one to come outside. The other two were told to stay outside in case Wrecker did anything else he was unaware of. They all knew he loved you, he wouldn't do anything like that purposefully. 

Hunter peaked through the door. Seeing you leaning against the wooden wall of the cantina. "Hey.." his words were soft against the blaring noise from inside. The door shutting slightly muffling it, at least. 

"What, Hunter?" You murmured. "He's not doing it on purpose. We've learned from experience, if you chase a girl like that off it normally causes a brawl." You didn't say anything. Folding your arms across your chest. Staring down to avoid his gaze. "Don't be mad at him, okay?" He spoke, and you glanced back up. 

"He loves you, a lot. You're the one thing that brings him genuine joy. Remember last week when you shot that droid without aiming?" You nodded softly. Watching Hunter with curious eyes. "We heard the story a good 60 times each, even though we were there too, you know." He informed you. 

Your lips curled into a small smile. "He was so proud, and to admit he was the guy dating you when the two of you hooked up in the first place? We still hear about that story." Your cheeks flushed hot. Pursing your lips to hide the smile that wanted to break free. "Really?" You asked, as if you didn’t know, but you did. "Hell yes, look, he loves you, he brags about you, that girl in there means nothing and all she'll get from him is probably more stories about you." He told you. Poking your shoulder gently.

You both looked to the door when you heard it bust open. Panic setting in you both as the two of you reached for weapons. Until you heard that familiar booming voice. "Flower," he spoke with a bit of a slur. "Crosshair said I made you mad," he drawled out a bit. Eyes meeting Hunters, which made him smile. He didn't care, he was honestly quite glad you weren't out and about by yourself. 

"I'll let you two be, then." Hunter spoke. Giving your shoulder a light squeeze, then venturing back inside. 

You glanced up, locking eyes with Wrecker. "It was nothing," you told him, forcing a small smile. "You sure? I wasn't doing nothin' bad, I was just playing cards for extra credits." He told you, holding his hand out for you. 

You placed your hands in his bigger palms. Smiling gently at the contact. "Is it about that lady in there?" He spoke under his breath, as if she were listening. You nodded, and he smiled. "She ain't mean nothing. You know how much more beautiful you are?" He told you. Leaning in to plant a kiss to your cheek as his hands rushed to your hips. Making a small giggle leave your lips. "Plus you're too perfect, and cute, and tiny compared to them. You're mine." He spoke. Peppering your face with kisses. Giggles leaving your lips that had him giggling as well. 

But that ache was still there. Just for another reason this time.  "But, Wreck.." you murmured, reaching for his chest. "Hmm?" He hummed against the skin of your neck. "Are you okay?" You asked. You were too caught up in your own feelings to even pay attention to his wounds. Previous mission had him worked up quite a bit. His head was aching, and you weren't sure what was up. "I'm fine with you here," he cooed, and you snorted a bit. "Wrecker.. You can'tkeep pretending it didn'thappen, because guess what?" He pondered, "what?" He deadpanned. "It did happen, and I'm worried about you.." you told him in a near whisper. Watching as he leant up a bit to lean his forehead against yours. "Yeah, well, Don't be." He spoke with a smile. Kissing your lips. 

"Why shouldn't I be? If you hit your head hard enough you dunno what could happen." You pouted. Genuine concern lacing your voice. 

"I wasn't actually hurt," he told you. Rubbing the back of his neck. Your eyes widening as you stared up at him. "What do you mean.." you spoke, voice lowering a bit. "Well, you see, I saw you helping Tech the one day when he got hurt, and I wanted you to help me was all." 

You groaned, eyes rolling. Leaning forward to rest your forehead on his chest. "Wrecker?" "Hmm?" You let out another sigh. "Please, never EVER, do that again. Just ask if you want attention." He smiled, kissing atop your head. "You got it!" 

His loud enthusiasm made you smile against his chest. Until curiosity got the best of you. "So did you win?" You asked him, glancing up with a quirked brow. "You bet your sweet lips I did!" You snickered. Kissing his chin. "Whatcha getting with the credits then?" "Now that's a surprise.." 

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