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Dear invader Zim fans please stop reblogging my really old IZ art it’s. Old. I see you.
#invader zim#invader zim dib#dib membrane#for legal reasons the caption is a joke#I don’t actually mind much#this is also a very loose redraw of an old fanart#fun fact#I love to ramble in the tags please ignore me#digital art
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so fobcore to be up for two awards they deserve to win, lose both of them, not even show up to the awards show But dress up in silly outfits for their prerecorded performance. would expect nothing less from the band of all time tbh
#can i go on a more serious ramble in the tags#lets go for a more serious ramble in the tags#fob exist in such a weird space in the scene and pop culture like they are literally one of the most popular bands on earth#yet are constantly snubbed and not considered and not included and are always the underdogs in everything#they have influenced pop culture so much and yet are never recognized for it#and i think it’s a space theyre very comfortable being in like. they are loved and recognized by people who truly get them and mostly#ignored by those who dont and those who dont are. the majority of the music scene#but idk it’s just so interesting to me how they can be so popular and beloved and influential yet such underdogs all at once#and that is who they always have been and who they always will be but idk. sometimes i wish they got recognized a lot more#bc they deserve it. they might be happy occupying the space they do but. give them some fucking awards please JFKDNF#txt#p: 100
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what is your favorite thing about charles and your favorite thing about erik? separately, as in what you like most about their characters :]
a devious question this one is, my friend!!! it's hard enough for me to explain my thoughts cohesively, but having to pick ONE thing i particularly love is difficult. with characters like charles and erik, theres been so much done with their characters over the decades and so they have so many components to them that make them so interesting and fun to observe. BUT I TRY FOR YOU TODAY. under the cut i kinda ramble and the size of this text box makin me anxious
i think if i were to be simple and broad, what i enjoy most about charles is his determination to help others, even if he isn't really thanked and/or if people don't even like him. ofc, this isn't to say he hasn't done wrong- to be honest, the fact he does wrong/questionable things at times is another aspect of him i really enjoy, maybe because- broadly speaking- he's meant to be altruistic (intent vs outcome and all that). i don't know if that's super exciting to most people, but it is for me
as for erik, my reason for liking him is easier to explain tbh. To Be Simple And Broad, his progression from villain to antihero over the decades has been fun to observe (as much as i have so far anyhow) and analyze. i think to be a bit more specific, him using his rage and pain as justifications for his villainous actions is definitely what compels me the most: hurt people hurt and the sort, an idea i've always found interesting (something something vicious cycles and the like). yet now, he recognizes this wasn't really. A Just Thing To Do and is beginning to change that, which i enjoy
#snap chats#may you forgive me anon i always feel awkward explaining things AVELKJEAKLJ#i feel esp awkward cause i haven't read toooo much of the comics yet- like ive read. an ok amount so far krakoa wise#can you guys tell im fighting god himself to Not write a fuckin. NOVEL#im so sorry i have an over-explaining problem my mom was mean to me growing up but anyways#i definitely want to read more and more outside krakoa. the more i read the more im fascinated by these two and their history#but to continue my prattling. as if the three paragraphs above arent enough This Is Not A Thesis RELAX#i think a. 'poignant' moment i think adds to what i like about charles too is that soliloquy where he recognizes people dont like him#yet he could always be worse- like if he's bad now to others imagine if he really just said Fuck It All#it's simple but so am i whaddyagonnadoboutit. i mean that point itself could be discussed but i'm trying to keep this brief bear with me#i so bad want to know what issue that's from tho all i know is that it's from krakoa but i neeeed the whole context#i think like. an additional bullet point to charles i also like is his loneliness#and i say this cause- I Say From My Amateur-Psychology Armchair- it's a component of why he's so earnest to help#but im keeping this point in the tags until i can confidently verify that with myself after some more reading#Unfortunately a favorite pass time of mine is psychoanalyzing characters like why else you think i major in psychology smh#im going to force myself to cap the post here because i ended up typing like 20 more tags just rambling#and as i said id like to keep this simple and clean !!!!! i have sat here for like four hours answering this ngl#ignore the fact half that time was spent getting distracted by solitaire and riffling cards ok I Am Very Easily Distracted#but fr when it comes to charles and erik- charles esp imo#i feel like i need to write a whole paper just so i can mention the nuances of the characters and like. EVERYTHING#because again six decades is A Lot of time for writing decisions to be made and for their characters to change over time#im a glazer but i wanna be a nuanced glazer yk. is that glazing at that point-- w/e anyway#its a lot. so today you will have to tolerate a very Blah answer from me which i must apologize for#down the line once ive read a comfortable amount more varying from multiple eras maybe ill revisit this question more in depth#as of right now tho .... chat i wanna get legion of x so bad i skimmed it and hhhhhhhhim gonna throw UP#i need to shake charles like a ragdoll BUT ANYWAY. bye bye for now lovelies !!!!!!!#please forgive me if i didnt answer your question efficiently ..#here i am saying i wanted to keep the tag count brief and yet !!! jesus christ. shut up My God I REACHED THE TAG LIMIT
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medic tf2 doodles?!?!?? in this economy!???!?!? (art from yesterday)
most gentle and sweet middle aged german man in the whole entire world smile vs planning to swap all of your organs with a series of interconnected frogs smile
a doodle i did of Medic and Archimedes.... he looks too round in this drawing, not smug and evil enough..... also Mitzi from the RAE appearance :D
i LOVE the voicelines Medic has with Haunted Archimedes, he's not disturbed or even slightly put off by the fact that his zombified dove is 1. talking and 2. has a violent and constant craving for brains. he's just like. being a slightly irritated pet owner about it. he's just like "ugh yes archimedes vants all zhe brains doesn't he. now shut up". also i think this is the most on-model medic drawing i've ever done wtf
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#medic tf2#archimedes tf2#mitzi mozzarella#doodles#sketches#sketch#also um. please no thirst comments in the tags. /srs#i feel incredibly uncomfortable with comments like that and i don't want those things being said about my art#and i feel like it might happen here so like. please don't do that thanks 👍#man i love drawing medic. he's actually so fun to draw and i love giving him the most insane expressions ever#he has so many sharp angles it's so fun!!!#i also really like the second opinion voice lines. he's not even frightened. he just has an annoying roommate sewn to his face#aahh this is why i love medic#i have a cold right now so i can't think of any other tags to put on this post........#might post some more barry stuff later. i drew a pretty cursed one yesterday heehoo#i want to post some of my really old tf2 art from like 2018#and maybe some SUPER old tf2 stuff from a decade ago if i can find the notebook i drew it in#back when i used to draw everything with a pen and no guidelines 💀#i'm pretty sure i still have it! it's not something i would throw away at all#it's probably hidden deep in my closet with my other old art stuff#i'd like to share my super old unhinged comics with a bunch of characters from various properties some day#i remember making a comic where all my favourite tf2 and mlp characters teamed up to stop peg from peg + cat from taking over the world#because i really didn't like the show as a kid. i thought peg's voice was annoying and it was a show about math. and i hate math#it's not even a bad show... it's really cute actually..... why did i hate it so much#i was peg + cat's biggest hater. if p+c had a million haters i was one of them. if it had 1 hater that was me. if it had 0 then i grew up#anyway. ignore all those tags i went on a ramble loolll#i forgot this post is about my medic drawings... yeah i really like these drawings and i love drawing medic <3
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Shoutout to the curly hair alastor enjoyers out there this one is for you 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️
#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor fanart#hazbin hotel fanart#alastor fanart#ignore my deranged comments that I make on my own art please LMAOO#let me be silly in peace pls#sane tag rambling incoming ‼️#I feel extremely normal about him#(lying)#personally curly hair alastor changed my life#so if you haven’t had the lovely experience of seeing yet please enjoy#anyways the longer I draw the silly murder deer#the more artistic liberties I find myself taking LMAO#this idiot has burrowed his way into my mind#and I don’t think he is choosing the leave anytime soon#so more art will probably come#so there goes my artblock ig#curly hair alastor….#save me#save me curly hair alastor
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Ok, 1) I am so sorry haha, to be fair I could hear the Alkaline laugh with my 30$ skull candies (that I recommend!! They sound pretty freaking good for their price ok)
2). YES YES YES, exactly. He’s sleeping.
#I have…. stopped being like ‘THERES LORE’ and have been more like ‘THERES THEMES’#there is no lore and I am free.#anyway. he’s sleeping. vessel sleep and *redacted* are one in the same as in holy trinity. he can’t sleep.#please fucking let him get to sleep.#he’s sleeping please let him sleep holy FUCK.#vessel is a weapon but he was meant for love.#uhhhh… I am rambling and now of this is making since so sorry#I’m gonna post this and run now actually.#sleep token#I’m so sorry main tag. main tag please. ignore me main tag#Noah I am sorry for rambling at you 😔#I am…. finally gonna go through and take not of every song that has a line that can be taken as Vessel comparing himself to a bug.#it’s gonna be painful but ya know. he does it. at least three times.#and on that note: the backing vocals in Dark Signs are so freaking gorgeous. I want them tattooed on my brain.#(it’s playing now)#(ok I’m actually done now sorry)
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wait wait wait Mother Timothy Goose being an older gay man, also being transmasc and having had his and his husbands kid biologically…like omg my fucking heart 🥺💙���
#shhh sharkie#D20#Neverafter#Ally please let this adventuring party be canon#listen i don’t want to be pregnant ever but that’s Me#and i have some other strong feelings that aren’t relevant to this post but w/e#but like. my heart is so full for the trans people that want to have biological children#like that’s so amazing for you and i’m so happy for you#like both ways like a transmasc person carrying a baby or a transfem person contributing (??????) to a baby#had a moment as i was typing that tag that i literally don’t know what else to call it.#contributing? making? synthesizing? pre-parenting??? idk will reach out to transfem friends for a jury#anyway#like listen i don’t want any babies to come from my body. physically or genetically.#but i have so much love and respect for trans people who DO want that#anyway i’m high as shit it’s my friday ignore the rambles
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Hi!! Quick sorry for inserting myself into every single conversation ever!! Okay bye bye!!
#Not tagging this one#uhhh pls don’t reblog this#I just mostly wanted to rant in tags rq#It’s gonna be a loooooottttttuh#Ok so I DONT really like kys jokes but like. A lot of my irls make them so so much and I was too shy to tell them to stop and so I guess I#Just started makin them too so I’m so so sorry for that they’re funny sometimes but please I promise I take stuff seriously sometimes even#If I am just a silly lil guy#Also also I know not that much words stuff and like terms ig?? Especially when referring to sys stuff cuz I don’t like to research things#Cuz if I do then that means it’s real and I don’t want there to be bad things!! I want things to be happy and for me to just hang out with#My brothers and be silly!! whaT I WAS SAYING was that correct me pls#Also I think the constantly forcing myself into conversations comes from like?? Idk a fear of being forgotten or ignored?? Idk I just reall#Want to talk and ramble about things 24/7 12/365#So uhhh sorry abt that haha#Anyway that’s all#TLDR I want to be enough for people and be what they want of me but I’m bad at showing it 👍#Anyway I love u guys bye bye
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Yeah so I might be a yapper and I'll admit to that. But I'll shut up for an indeterminate amount of time if someone with a nice voice starts yapping to me and lets me lay on them while they do it because god fucking damnit I could fall asleep to that shit. It's like drugs but better because drugs can't have soothing voices with stupid fucking accents and they can't ramble about the dumbest shit you've ever heard of that makes your brain melt into a puddle because what the actual fuck are you saying. What are you talking about. Nvm I don't care just shut up and let me sleep on you
#rambles#Can you tell I haven't slept well in a while?#Really? YOU CAN?#Wow. So impressive#You must be a fucking detective#Please yap to me you stupid fucking idiot#I'd love to hear your voice again#It's been a while#A really long while#I miss you#Why the fuck am I writing a whole ass novel in the tags#Just ignore this#♋🦀
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i should be asleep but i found a quiz and
i feel seen and i Do Not Like It
#which ao3 tag are you quiz#if any of my friends see this i swear i'm not trying to ignore you or anything#i just know if i talk to you rn i won't be getting any sleep at all since i love talking to you guys so much#am i even making sense#i need sleep#god please let me rest tonight#i cannot recharge my social battery without sleep#wait do i sound catholic#i'm not religious#this has turned into me rambling#autocorrect is probably the only reason this is even somewhat coherent#i'm gonna turn my phone off now
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Okay okay okay. What if I walk back my promise to finish this Beje and Hawk fic before I start posting it, and instead post the first chapter on Saturday with weekly updates to follow for the rest of February and into March? You know, like a weak-willed liar?
#guy who is losing forward writing momentum but is nearing the end and knows that enthusiasm will get him over the finish line#also it's frankly been too long since a stae update#i'd love to have four stories in the series up or in the process of updating before scratching the itch's first anniversary in april#and the story after this one is going to cover three or four episodes and be a fucking doozy#so i need some fucking momentum there too oh god#maybe it would be wiser to split it into two fics but also i hate leaving a story on unresolved pain#that's probably too much of a spoiler but it'll be fine#i'm a romance novelist that means i am contractually obligated to only write HEA or HFN and if i don't then they send fabio to punish me#please ignore the maybe three or four fics on my ao3 that disprove this okay i already took my punishment#this is too many tags i am procrastinating going back to work#my ramblings
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fuck man my life would be much much easier right now if there was not an inspector calling, yet we stay jesting (AAAAAAAAAAA)
#i mean like i’m fine#written a page and a quarter which is just the introduction and one paragraph someone stop me#annotating my work too so then the teachers have an easier job and know what i think i’ve done badly (is that a good idea??????????)#ezra’s real life rambles#not quite silly hours posting#right yeah i think i did fall asleep for an hour or so or maybe a little more so i’m alright on that front#i get this done in another 40 minutes or so??#ignore everything else i still have to do#go straight to sleep (please) for like three hours and ah shit that’s a smaller number than i wanted#i’m sorry#idk maybe i was asleep for two hours before i honestly don’t know#we can pretend and therefore i will(?) have more wnergu(??) today#i have a singing lesson uhhh ok i’m just rambling now what am i saying#anyway!!!!!! take care of yourself and show yourself some extra love. from me#have a good night/day/other everyone and one person especially#i love vague mentioning in tags it’s like the funnest thing ever#ok but actually i’m gonna finish this essay now ba bye :)
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Can everyone I follow on Tumblr stop posting about the next hot new tragedy or human rights violation for like one day please? Just one. 💜 one day
#bugs bunny voice for the love of god please help me#feel bad blocking the tags feel bad ignoring the post feel WORSE seeing them all the time#literally no good option here!!!!! literally cant get away from it!!!#i know im supposed to feel bad trying to avoid it cause like ohhh the people its Affecting cant avoid it#ohhh but dont you know everyone ELSE is ALSO busy and sad all the time but They still care?#✌️please shut the fuck up give me one day just one day please thank you please#randy rambles#vent#<-this probably counts as that huh#i GENUINELY dont know how many tags i can filter to get rid of this stuff either#cause its a new thing every goddamn day
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Some bird pictures that AREN'T low quality this time!
#I'm like 80% sire that goose has albinism. it just showed up one day and it's so pretty#also the mallard in the 2nd picture is leucistic#there's a leucistic magpie near my house but I hsrdly ever see jt#it looks AMAZING everyone should see one in their life at some point#irl shiny pokemon#also moorhen ducklings look silly to me so I took a picture of it#well I say “I” took a picture of it but it was actually my friend who took the picture while me and my twin rowed him around the lake#also all the birds there are super tame because they always get fed duck food and such#so you can literally handfeed the birds (including the swans!) if you don't mind their teeth being that close to your fingers#they're very nice#also there's shit tonnes of barnacle geese there and I LOVE barnacke geese#this lovely old couple were walking past as I was feeding them and the man said “those are barnacles”#and I was like “Yeah I know they're so cool right?”#and he said “oh I just read it on that information board#I had no idea what they were“#and my twin chimed in “oh they're an absolute nerd#if you have any questions about birs ask them“#and the couple kind of laughed and walked off#me when I put more content in the tags than in the actual post#please ignore my ramblings#and my horrible spelling within these ramblings#it's 11 pm and I've been up since 7 am
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Reposting a comment I made on a post and adding to it
x Reader fics need to handle writing “reader” better sometimes
As a 6ft afab person who’s built like a man and has never been super feminine and has a more unique haircut that’s shorter I hate to read about “readers” petite, small, pale body and her “long flowy straight hair”, etc.
Reader is meant to be ambiguous!! And if it’s important to the plot please mention it at the beginning!!! If it’s not important to the plot why is it being included???
Some people who are reading may be tall, fat, skinny, short, or even somewhere in between. The readers could have a hijab, 4c hair, locks, braids, long hair, short hair, wavy, no hair and even more.
Stop making all readers so sweet and innocent, I want a reader who’s petty and sassy sometimes. I’ve noticed also that so many readers are either too baby to do anything or over powered.
Personally I also hate reading about obviously toxic men and relationships that the reader goes back to because they are “so in love”, like no please let me deck that sucker and leave them in the dust and be happier.
Also, if you label your post with the tag “___ x reader” or titled with “___ x reader” and then make descriptions and then ADD A NAME!!! It’s not an x reader fic and I heavily want to block you.
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Hey hello! I just wanted to add that I heavily respect and love fic writers! So many have a talent that I will never reach or have and I appreciate your content being put out at all! I made this post as a 5 am ramble and was half delirious lol
People can write as they please and I’ll ignore it if I’m not interested or I’ll make slight internal edits to fit me if I am
#x reader#astarion x tav#matt murdock x reader#loki x reader#bucky barns x reader#sanji x reader#peter parker x reader#zoro x reader#miguel o’hara x reader#steve harrington x reader#eddie munson x reader#harry potter x reader#draco malfoy x reader#jason todd x reader#sam winchester x reader#dean winchester x reader#fred weasly x reader#george wealsey x reader#billy hargove x reader#billy loomis x reader#stu macher x reader#könig x reader#ghost x reader#rage#gender fluid#steven grant x reader#jake lockely x reader#marc spector x reader#daichi x reader#bokuto x reader
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i hope your finger’s ok!! please take all the time you need and remember you health comes first :) imma be selfish and send you a charles request cause ur writing makes me smile at my phone like an idiot and i can’t help it :p ok so!! charles x versteppen reader? shes max’s sister and drives for redbull (cause im delulu like that) and they’ve been fighting w each other since they were kids (no one knows why they started arguing they’re j petty and refuse to give it up even though they dk what they’re arguing abt anymore) and obvs they’re in love w each other - maybe another drivers flirting w her or smth and charles j snaps and hard launches the reader cause surprise they’ve been dating each other 🤭 holy shit this is long sorry for rambling 🙏🙏
angel baby, devil child | charles leclerc social media au
pairing: charles leclerc x verstappen!reader
enemies to lovers blah blah blah
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yourusername: crazy, crazy race. sorry not sorry to the tifosi, tell ur girl @charles_leclerc to kiss my ass not my rear tyre xoxo
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user1: okay they're clearly still in the enemies phase... when can we skip to lovers
user2: i personally love that charles is the mortal enemy of both verstappen siblings that's so slay of him
maxverstappen1: crop me out again and say goodbye to a tow in qualifying
yourusername: sorry maxy, not my fault i got all the photogenic genes xx
maxverstappen1: erm rude @christianhorner tell her to stop bullying me
yourusername: two can play at that game @sebastianvettel tell max to stop being a baby
user3: the way neither christian or seb replied they really don't get paid enough to deal with them
charles_leclerc: what is it with verstappens and their love for pushing me off the track
yourusername: what is it with your front wing and my rear tyre
charles_leclerc: umm i asked you first
yourusername: stop deflecting babe, we all know you love my ass so much you wanted a touch
charles_leclerc: i'd rather deep fry my hands than touch your rear
maxverstappen1: that can be arranged
user4: can't wait for these three to all be in the same press conference next week 🍿
carlossainz55: my favourite person to share the podium with
yourusername: thanks chilli (@tifosi you heard it here sainz is against ferrari 1-2s)
carlossainz55: NO that's not what i meant
landonorris: i see how it is ... god all men are the same AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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maxverstappen1: happy birthday to my bestest friend, biggest rival and favourite roommate. though maybe now you're 23 you can get your own place so you can sneak out to meet up with your secret boyfriend on your own terms and can keep that massive ballsack away from jimmy and sassy. i love you and verstappen dominance 4 ever.
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user7: i love y/n but i think she should bring her cat to races as a scare tactic
yourusername: wrinkle doesn't appreciate your tone but it is duly noted
yourusername: awwwwwwwww i love you maxy !! and you're never getting rid of your little sister unless you get married and ur a big fat nerd so that's never happening xx
maxverstappen1: attacking me after i just bought you a whole ass car
yourusername: i JOKE. thank you soooo much and you'll never get rid of me you love me too much to anyway.
maxverstappen1: enough to finally introduce me to the mystery man?
yourusername: blocked.
user8: are we all just ignoring her doing her literal eyeliner with a knife?
user9: or the fact that max likely walked in and was like oh wait this is a sick shot
danielricciardo: oh no that was me, i'm still traumatised but it's probably the best photo i've ever taken
yourusername: easy to do with a model like me
charles_leclerc: wtf is that thing in the last one
yourusername: rude of you to think ur balls look any nicer
charles_leclerc: what?
yourusername: what?
user10: does anyone want to elaborate?
carlossainz55: happy birthday y/n !
yourusername: thanks carlos, thank you for the flowers 👍
user11: this is either their way of flirting or y/n really couldn't give a flying fuck about carlos' obvious crush on her
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yourusername: another trip around the sun and still following my brother around, difference is now i beat him x
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user16: your honour i am so obsessed with her
maxverstappen1: can't even be angry about it, you deserve the world
yourusername: you softy, i love you
maxverstappen1: also dummy i know who your boyfriend is now did you guys forget that we LITERALLY LIVE TOGETHER
yourusername: i was intoxicated my bad but we bought you breakfast?
maxverstappen1: literally the only reason he hasn't gone over the balcony, he might want to be gone before this hangover wears off
yourusername: noted.
user17: yall want to share with the class?
user18: based on ^^ this reaction i'm going to say it's not carlos
user19: watch out he'll drop a shit pick-up line in a second and be rejected
carlossainz55: hope you enjoyed your birthday beautiful
user20: bro this guy STINKS
user19: i told yall
yourusername: thank you carlos
user21: i'm sorry this is dry as hell it can't be carlos
charles_leclerc: my shoes will never recover, i'll be sending an invoice your way
yourusername: you're a millionaire boo, you can replace those tacky white trainers yourself
charles_leclerc: is having no manners a verstappen trait?
yourusername: come for max all you want, but the birthday girl? low leclerc
charles_leclerc: when you go low i go lower
yourusername: oh believe me i know all about you and going down
user22: DO YALL MIND?
user23: do they think we're dumb?
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charles_leclerc: a weekend without racing?
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user24: what is biden doing about the soft launch pandemic?
user25: well this is oddly timed ...
yourusername: you look like you'd have sweaty hands
charles_leclerc: wouldn't you like to know
yourusername: unlike all ur fangirls i've actually smelt you sweaty after a race so you can keep your hands to yourself
maxverstappen1: you heard her 🤨
charles_leclerc: why are you here? is this a 2 for 1 deal on annoying dutch people
yourusername: you can call him annoying all you want, but you love me don't lie
charles_leclerc: my lawyer says i shouldn't comment on that ;)
sebastianvettel: when will you two stop?
yourusername: sorry seb :(
charles_leclerc: sorry seb :(
user26: i know carlos is sick reading this weird flirting when y/n never comments on his pics
user27: she comes here just to flirt cause she didn't even like the photo
user28: she doesn't even follow him 😭
pierregasly: i love a slow burn as much as the next person BUT NOT WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS PICK UP THE PHONE
charles_leclerc: you're so dramatic, nobody knows calmar
maxverstappen1: he's lying i do
pierregasly: WHAT
charles_leclerc: by ACCIDENT i didn't tell him by choice
user29: so like, it's definitely y/n LOL
user30: oh no everyone get ready marca is going to run a story tomorrow about how charles leclerc is ruining carlos' career with psychological warfare by flirting with the girl he likes
user31: sainz sr about to wage war lol
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charles_leclerc: i don't share. i love you. please follow me on instagram now (and let me come on max's jet) x
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user35: HOLY FUCK
user36: they're so fucking sexy my lord
yourusername: you're so weak, one teammate flirts with me and you hard launch, i've had 12 year olds use me as a face claim to pretend they're pregnant with your child
charles_leclerc: they took your face? i happen to quite like it, can they give it back?
yourusername: quite?
charles_leclerc: don't make me look bad you know i positively LOVE YOUR FACE
yourusername: and my ass since it's all you look at on track
charles_leclerc: okay you can drop the act now people know we're in love stop being mean to me :(
yourusername: but it's true, no?
charles_leclerc: rest assured i love your actual ass much more
maxverstappen1: believe me the people she lives with know WAY too much about how much you love it
user37: carlos sainz really thought he had a chance when these fools have been together for TWO years
sebastianvettel: congratulations you two, glad we don't have to watch you two trying to be subtle now
maxverstappen1: so wait when did you find out?
sebastianvettel: about two weeks into the relationship, they were very obvious
yourusername: thank you for keeping our secret dad <3
user38: y/n really said you ARE my grid dad
yourusername: oh no that's my actual dad
charles_leclerc: he's literally going to walk y/n down the aisle
maxverstappen1: please don't tell me you're engaged? i only just got over you actually being together
charles_leclerc: i'm not your brother yet don't worry (i will be soon)
carlossainz55: congrats guys
user39: it's okay bro you can cry
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yourusername: two years with the love of my life, still on max's side on val d'argenton x
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user40: they're disgusting (when will it happen to me)
charles_leclerc: we'll have to agree to disagree
yourusername: just admit it you love to push verstappens off the track
charles_leclerc: sorry babe as much as i love you, i'll never let you win x
yourusername: good thing i always beat you then x
charles_leclerc: either way victory sex still bangs
user41: yes, yes they're cute, but i need a full on play-by-play of how this relationship came to be
user42: i know these menaces were giggling and kicking their feet every time they had an argument in comment sections
yourusername: oh it was very fun
charles_leclerc: but the radio messaged are 100% real lol
maxverstappen1: thanks for having my back, you're welcome for all the gross pictures i've taken for you guys
yourusername: consider your payment like every meal i make us
maxverstappen1: well if i did it f1 would be down three drivers
user43: wait so does charles basically live with them now?
maxverstappen1: unfortunately yes. depressing music, even worse cooking than me and horrendously loud sex with my sister. i should kick him out
charles_leclerc: i literally bought you noise-cancelling headphones?
maxverstappen1: nothing you can say will save me from this trauma
yourusername: just shag daniel and get off of our case x
note: ahhhhh i am so sorry this request took so long, my inbox keeps moving stuff around lol. my finger is good thanks for asking, the human body is a wonder and i peeled off the last of my scab this week lol. i hope this was the kinda thing you were looking for !! xx
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