#I love this trope

[homeofsymbrock]

What is with little old ladies and their idiot gay sons dating pissed off monstrous men

[forged-in-kaoss]

gomu gomu of your eye

[disgracefulthings]

I have 2 great ideas for 'Moshang gets married but Shang Qinghua is unaware' fics

The first one is that Mobei-Jun marries Shang Qinghua very early in the story, which still plays out as usual, until the very end where he tells the other peak lords that he and Shang Qinghua are married, leaving them and his husband very shocked

The second one is a Modern Day AU where Mobei-Jun is a CEO and Shang Qinghua is his assistant. Mobei-Jun places papers in front of him one day and tells him to sign, which Shang Qinghua does without reading them. It turns out that he was agreeing to marry Mobei-Jun, and his boss is very pleased by how fast he agreed

[pipinpali]

Im surprised this gt trope isnt too prominent but like,,,

Giants afraid of tinies ,, like how someone is afraid of bugs or rats,,

I JUST THINK ITS REALLY FUNNY .

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T (stuck under cup or something): "P-Please let me out!"

G: "...No."

T: "Why?!"

G: "You scare the shit of me."

T: "What...? You're saying that you, the person who trapped me against my own will and made me try to deal with the fact I might die at any moment... are scared of me? The guy the size of your finger."

G: "..." "...In my defense the way you run freaks me out."

[luvrloki]

logan howlett, in every universe, was meant to be a girl dad

[gojonanami]

thinking about divorced!gojo showing up to pick up your daughter for the weekend only to find you dressed for a date. and your daughter is napping, so what else does he do but stick around and pester you?

but what happens when his jealousy is getting the better of him, especially when he sees you all dressed up for another man — and he can’t help but pick a petty argument that dissolves into apologies and then into him fucking you in the bed that was once both of yours—

and of course, he answers the door when your date shows up and tells the poor guy that you’re busy, with your husband—

[random-autie-fangirl]

The holy quartet of video game narrators which are actually living beings (...and also kinda suck)

[eustassslut]

Thinking about being childhood friends with Sabo and he's been in love with you since the day he met you, but you have no idea so for most of your friendship you've just been dating around trying to find your soulmate when he's been by your side the whole time. You can never figure out why you date such questionable men and why none of them ever feel right but your belief is so strong in the idea that one day you'll find the one that you just keep pushing through. You let yourself fall in love with the worst of the worst and complain to Sabo through it all. You complain about the bad dates and the weird hookups, how they buy you the wrong flowers all whilst you stay and put up with it until they inevitably break it off. But throughout all of these men and the dating you treat Sabo with such delicate care, you show your love for him so visibly and it's so clear how important you are to him. You make sure he eats, that he's ready for every meeting, that his clothes are mended, you organise birthdays and parties for his achievements. You love him so plainly and he knows everything about you.

However it's not in the way Sabo wants. Poor Sabo spends his life trying to distract himself with work but you infect that like an incurable disease, making sure he rests and that his needs are cared for. Then when he tries to fuck out any of the stress and frustration he has stored up it ends up with hookups with girls who look as close to you as he can get away with before anyone notices. You're so important to him and you exist everywhere in his life, even in his bed as he wishes the girl beneath him was you and that you weren't in someone else's bed after a fun night out. You exist in his head, in his heart and in his soul. You are all he will ever love and care about. He loves you so strongly but he knows it's not his time yet and when he does get it all of the years of waiting will have been worth it.

He loves you but he also knows he can't rush you on realising that you belong with him and you need to realise this on your own. One day you will and you'll confess to him so sincerely it will feel as if he's entered a cliche romantic movie. His whole world will light up and everything will feel a little bit brighter. He'll get you in his bed one day, make you cry with tears of happiness and pleasure and it will be better than anything he could ever spend his nights fantasying about. He just needs to wait and push through the torture as the future he dreams about draws closer and closer.

[disguting-girl-reads]

Mina's Favorite Wincest Fic Recs: Sex Pollen, Fuck Or Die, Magic Made Them Do It

do i really need to warn yall there's so much dubious consent in this list? no? yea, i thought so

the constant vow by deadlybride

With Crowley apparently dead and Sam's soul back in place, even though Eve is a worry and Castiel's fighting a heavenly war, Sam and Dean at last have some space to get back to what passes (for them) as a normal life. They've just finished up a pretty standard job and are killing time in snowy Wisconsin when Dean wakes up no longer looking like Dean. That's just the start of their problems.

Mina's note: starting with my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE oh my god I love this one sooo much !! it's not only a fuck or die story, it's a case fic and a genderswap one as dean is cursed to turn into a girl (most accurately, multiple girls lmao)

You put the Magic in Me

“This is the weirdest thing we’ve ever done for a case,” Dean says under his breath, leaning into Sam and scouting the crowd gathered around a dozen tables inside the little café.

“Dude, relax,” Sam says back, eyebrows raising at his brother’s nervous energy. “I thought this would be, like, your thing.” He gestures vaguely to the women milling around inside. A long, vividly red banner hangs across the open french doors that lead into the space, emblazoned with the words The Oolong Tea Room Presents: Lonely Hearts Club Speed Dating! Feb 11-14th!

Or; in which Sam and Dean learn a thing or two about chemistry.

Mina's note: magic made them do it AND breeding kink, sooo delicious I couldn't even be mad at the baby-eating villain

Shenanigans by dreamlittleyo, leonidaslion

The funny thing about true love potions is that they only work if it's destined to be. The funny thing about destiny is that it has a funny way of deciding things without giving anyone a head's up beforehand. Dean Winchester isn't laughing.

Top This by leonidaslion

Dean's sure he's a top. Only problem is, Sam's pretty sure that's his job...

Mina's note: basically the boys fighting mid fuck to see who tops even while suffering through the sex pollen effects, funny and hot.

Just Say My Name by leonidaslion

Dean turns into a complete and utter nympho. It takes Sam a while to notice the difference.

Mina's note: again, so funny and sooo hot.

Forbidden by bloodwrites

Dean's dying, and the only way to save his life is to act on his most forbidden desires.

Aftertaste by Saiorse_Irvyne

A hunt gone awry leaves Dean afflicted with a lethal curse that requires its victim to indulge its darkest sexual desires for it to break free. The horrid nature of Dean's most depraved fantasies, being the reason for a decade of crippling self-hatred, make him seriously consider choosing death.

Sam, however, doesn’t want to accept his brothers demise and proposes heading down a different path.

A path that may lead the brothers to salvation; or straight into the pits of hell themselves.

Dream fuckery by Goshen

"The spell's giving you nightmares?" Sam asked. "How bad?"

The guy in Dean's dream looked like Sam and sounded like Sam, and he'd never felt Sam’s teeth tugging at his lower lip but he figured that felt like Sam, too. His internal screaming reached a fever pitch.

"Fucking vile, dude. Can we please figure this shit out?"

Mina's note: I decided to add this one bc I LOVE IT, but it's not really fuck or die/sex pollen. I mean, they're fucking (kinda off) and dying, so it kinda of counts, I guess.

The Operative Word by road_rhythm

The procedure to break a succubus curse is not overly specific: it requires another person and an orgasm.

No problem, Sam thinks.

Mina's note: proceed with caution with this one, it's not your typical fuck or die fic. It made me cry.

[marcobodtlives]

Nothing but Levi saving Jean’s ass:

[navstuffs]

"Private" Security

Pairing: Rookie!Leon Kennedy x GN!Reader

Summary: Your rookie cop boyfriend, Leon, protects you during your morning jog. Based on the tiktok by @johnny_tsunami_88.

Warnings tags: protective!leon, fluff, though the image says female jogger, this is a fic for gn!reader!!!, reader might be jogging/running/walking

Author's notes: heeey!! finally i have decided to write! i am a HUGE sucker for protective fics and when i saw this tiktok i HAD TO WRITE.

my leon's masterlist

"Leaving the house. Love you."

Your text message arrives around 15 minutes before the end of Leon's shift. It had been a relatively peaceful night in Raccoon City, except for a fight in the busy bar on Main Street at 3 am. Again, Leon had to separate two males who got involved in a fight because of a woman. " Every Saturday, he thought as he sent both men their way before asking for backup. At least they were inoffensive enough to get in their ride-share app cars without complaining.

Leon welcomes your text message with a smile. You tell him you want to restart your fitness journey at 5 am. Why? Because if you don't do it at 5 am, you will never compromise for the rest of the day, so it is a way to encourage yourself.

Of course, Leon was there at 5 am every morning to accompany you. There was no way in hell Leon would let you run alone. The streets could be dangerous, and Leon was always cautious about your safety, especially given the dangers of Raccoon City.

But today, the first day of his new schedule, Leon couldn't relax. He asked you to text him when you left the house, let him know if anything bothered you, and carry pepper spray, though you hated the idea of "arming" yourself. Leon couldn't fathom something happening to you.

With a sudden decision in mind, Leon turns on his patrol car with his lights on, but no sound. He has an appointment he can't miss.

-x-

Breathe, you tell yourself. Breathe deeply. Concentrate.

With your favorite playlist playing in your ears, you put one foot after the other, focused on exercising. It is your first day without Leon at your side as your loyal partner, and you thought you would feel bad, but sometimes being alone is the most peaceful thing that could happen.

You texted him as he asked you to put one earbud in (Leon begged you not to put both and to always be aware of your surroundings) and started jogging- slowly, at your own pace, with no stress. The sun wasn't out yet, and the birds weren't singing yet. Most lights are off in the houses in your neighborhood. 

This new fitness journey has always been about your mental health, a way to make you feel better about yourself. The fresh air, the feeling of having your body moving. It sucked that you had to be aware of your surroundings, but what can we do right?

Within ten minutes of your run, you notice the familiar lights of a police car appear behind you. You are surprised, turning your head quickly behind you and seeing the familiar car following you at a slow speed, escorting you as you exercise.

As you get close to the park near your house, far away from most houses, you hear your boyfriend's voice through the speakers.

"You are doing fantastic! I know you can do it, honey!"

You giggle, then continue and focus on your usual jog- almost a walk, but you don't mind. What matters is that you are feeling good about yourself. After you had enough, you walk toward the police car, breathing heavily, and Leon has his window open, a massive smile on his face.

"Hey, pretty." He looks so handsome, with the rising sunbeams illuminating his face.

"Hello, officer. Am I in any trouble?" You tease back, lying against his open window. Leon offers you a water bottle, which you gladly accept and drink. "Shouldn't you be off work already?"

"Yeah. Need to keep civilians safe, though. Especially adorable ones like you."

"I would be fine. My boyfriend told me to bring this." You raise the pepper spray in your hand, and Leon nods, happy.

"I am glad you are following your boyfriend's direction." Leon then stops and becomes more serious. "I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable."

"You didn't, sweetie. Are you telling me you will always escort me during my morning jogs?" 

"I will always keep you safe. Your safety is my number one priority, always." Leon replies, his tone very serious. You nod, saluting his seriouness. "Do you need a ride back home?"

"No, I will be fine on the way home. I promise." 

Since no one was around, you decided to return to the house after giving Leon a quick goodbye kiss. Looking over your shoulder, you saw the police cruiser still parked in the same spot, probably with the driver still keeping his eyes on you.

Leon watches as you quickly turn around to blow another kiss before disappearing. His face is red, and his heart feels fuzzy. He shakes his head, thinking it's better to bring the car back to the police station.

[inbredbrotherhood]

Dean, hands gripping Sam’s waist, smiling up at his baby brother who’s gotten so much taller since leaving, finally hitting proper height, thumbs pressed into the divots of his hips, rubbing little circles into flesh. Sam, staring down at Dean with flushed cheeks and gentle eyes, taking in Dean’s freckles and the cut on his lip, how much he’s changed, pressing their chests together to feel his steady heartbeat while his own hands settle just above his ass, barely keeping decent.

And Jess, watching from the doorway in something between horror and shock as Sam opens his mouth and professes — “babe, this is my brother, Dean.”

[hungry-hungry-reader]

how about unum x nb! reader but it has a sunshine x grumpy trope hcs , btw I love your work so far.

Thank you for the compliment! :] First Unum request, let’s go!!

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Unum is captivated by you. We all know that; it’s a commonly known fact. He isn’t particularly subtle about it.

And, let’s be honest, despite your cold and grumpy demeanor, you also like Unum plenty.

Not that you’ll ever admit it. I know what you are.

Considering how quickly he jumped the gun on your relationship, it took you some time to warm up to him fully.

Unum loves how seriously you take his questions and take the time to answer his endless questions about humans.

He climbs into your bed to watch you sleep, awaiting when you wake up to ask your questions.

Obviously, when you wake up, you probably toss a pillow at him or scold him for doing something like that without your knowledge.

But he can’t help it! He loves the sound of your voice and how your nose scrunches up when you scold him.

You grumble about how much he startled you, but you don’t tell him to leave. You will never admit out loud that you love his presence.

It became like a ritual to the two of you. Every morning, Unum somehow worms himself into your bed without notice (which is always surprising to you, considering how LOUD he usually is).

And every morning, you lovingly yell at him.

And every morning, he stares at you like a lovestruck fool because he is, in fact, a lovestruck fool.

Actually, now that I’m writing this, I see what you did there. SUNshine. HA.

Sorry, I’ll get back to it.

When he introduces you to his wives, they instantly get it. And not just because you’re a deliciously-smelling human.

Okay, maybe 40% of that is because you are a deliciously-smelling human.

But they accept you just as readily as Unum did!

All of it might be quite jarring and somewhat irritating for you, but you can see how earnestly Unum is actually trying for you, so you can’t stay mad for long. 

Until he does something stupid like feeding you his cooking of highly questionable quality.

Join Quinque in scolding him when you’re feeling better.

Do bear with him he doesn’t know much about what humans need.

But also he likes hearing your voice, so scold him more why don’t you.

He’ll look at you with that sad dopey face of his, and your heart will melt a bit more.

Just cook with him and his wives, instead of letting him figure it out all by himself, so you don’t get poisoned again.

Plus, it’s a cute bonding activity for all of you.

Thinking about it makes me giddy.

But you’re not me, so resist the cutesy charm, my friend. You must stay strong. You have the aura of mystery and aloofness to upkeep.

Godspeed, Creator’s strongest soldier (Unum lover) 

[anonymoosen]

“You could join me.”

[whirlybirbs]

this satoru gojo arranged marriage fic i am working on is gonna put me into cardiac arrest actually.

[dazeddoodles]

Raine is the only thing, not only person, thing, that can make eda act this awkward, they know the effect they have on her and that love it.

I find an absolute girl boss like Eda only getting flustered by a silly little nerd like Raine very cute