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speadrunner · 9 days ago

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Nutmeg Tiger can drag and manhandle me all across the kingdom-

I believe that the leaders of the Spice Swarm (Cilantro Cobra, Saffron Buffalo, Pepper Pangolin and Nutmeg Tiger) are all touch starved but in different ways.

Cilantro Cobra cookie wants to be treated like a princess and is completely unapologetic about it. She's just a girl, your honour, she is innocent on all charges. Y/N's schedule needs to be cleared, since nothing can get done if Cilantro Cobra cookie gets her way.

Saffron Buffalo cookie, on the other hand wants to hold Y/N and be complemented. He will be so smug about it like he wasn't actively fishing for compliments the entire time. He might not have gotten praise and glory from his master but Y/N's is probably better anyways.

Pepper Pangolin cookie is the living embodiment of the whole "affection? Disgusting. Do it again." Meme. He will refuse to ask Y/N for physical affection, at best they get a vague hint that he wants to hold hands and even then he will be tsundere about it.

Nutmeg Tiger cookie is just a very big cat. She will demand that Y/N pet her at 3 am and follow them around the house.

Saffron Buffalo did make it of note that he wanted to bring in Golden Cheese to gain Spice’s favor, so I can see him being all proud and alike that he’s managed to…hold your hand. A sacred act between close cookies that’s above any gesture of affection.

Pepper Pangolin Cookie swear to the moon and back that he does not enjoy the attention that you give him, he’s just…really bored without company around and he’ll only accept your company! Don’t try any of that teasing stuff or he’s hissing at you before turning away with a pout.

You better have not gotten close with any cookies before you returned to the castle. Nutmeg Tiger Cookie WILL smell the scent of weak cookies on you, scoffing on how you were completely willing to be around them. You’ll need a refresher on your scent and she’ll fix that for you, dragging you to the bed by your shirt collar to cuddle.

#I love them all so much 😫#they’re all so beautiful and I wanna kiss and hug em badly #cookie run x reader #cookie run x you #cr x reader #cookie run kingdom #crk x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #cr kingdom #cookie run #nutmeg tiger cookie #nutmeg tiger cookie x reader #pepper pangolin cookie #pepper pangolin cookie x reader #saffron buffalo cookie #saffron buffalo cookie x reader

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myokk · 3 months ago

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#this might be the most scribble thing I post here yet bahahahahahahahahahahaaha #I still like how the hands turned out even though I didn’t finish them😇#but it’s pretty messy and the hands might be the only part I like🥲#but since this blog is my art journey documentation here you are #I was pretty busy today so no good art but maybe tomorrow we’ll see #I am preparing things to FINALLY answer my asks🥹#& if you tagged me in anything I actually have been meaning to respond!!!!!!!! my notifications are the WORST and so confusing on here😵‍💫#and I’m technology grandma…#hope u all have had an amazing day !!!! 🫶#my brother in law has been fishing and catching SO MANY sargo #(sargo = sea bream for the animal crossing playing English speakers😙)#AND ITS LITERALLY SOOOOOOOOO DELICIOUS !!!!!#i cook it in the weirdest way possible #you just have to gut the fish and cut off its fins etc #then you put it in a wet salt bed and cover it up…cook it for 30 min…AND VOILA ITS DONE !!!!!#I don’t add any spices…NOTHING…and this fish literally has the taste and texture of crab covered in butter #LIKE…😳 it might be my favorite food/fav thing to cook these days bc it’s so easy and fresh caught fish is just delicious😫#well that was my grandma cooking show of the day👩‍🍳#now you know how to cook sargo a la sal 👩‍🍳#also going back to the drawing🥹 I just love these two so much…#I love thinking of sweet moments…most of my angst is confined to writinc😆#the chapter I’m writing right now is SO ANGST DEPRESSING (sorry Eloise)#it will get better…I promise…#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanart #hogwarts legacy oc #hogwarts legacy mc #eloise babbit #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc

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skullsandcorals · 3 months ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @apiratefellinlovewithastar 🤭💜💜💜 !!!!

I hope you like it ;)

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#MAN. gonna ramble after the tags.#HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIII 🤩🤩‼️‼️‼️#You and Percy are sharing this I'm sorry SSKDBSK #pjo/hoo #percy jackson #rachel elizabeth dare #nico di angelo #percico #perachel #perachico #class of 09 #class of 09 AU #my art 💙#fanart #for vi #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #okay so. I WAS GONNA DO MORE. I SWEAR I WANTED TO DO #Like... shitposts and other stuff in here #but oh my fucking gooooddsss the style switch took up all my time 😭😫#I'm gonna go draw more for this AU i swear. or at least I hope????#also yes Rachel smokes her weed like its a cigarette okay. don't @ me.#I also totally traced the gun SSKDJSK sorry but I wasn't gonna draw it and have it end up looking good #anywayyyy 🤩#I hope you have a good birthday today 🥺🥺🥺 I love you so so so much <333 #cw weed #cw gun #also. cropped pics of their faces. LOOK AT THEM 💥💥💥#forgot to say but I was low-ley thi ning I could straighten Rachel's hair and have it maybe slightly wavy-curly instead because AU reasons #but I couldn't bear to part w/ it 💔 also she covered her freckles up with make-up. no I didn't just forget to add them wdym. same w/ Percy.

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chuuyafucks · 1 year ago

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Doing all of this only to be in cahoots with each other the entire time theres no way they werent holding back laughs

#'Looks like youre all out of plans..'#'AM I THOUGH'#ICANTTTTBHES SO HILAEIOUS #Dazais academy award winning acting with the Sigh 😫#bsd #nakahara chuuya #skk #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #soukoku #I love them so much skk wins skk rules

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lavend3r-stardust · 4 months ago

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That Rhaenyra and Mysaria kiss in ep.6 though 👀 Queer awakening in a bunch of HOTD watchers for sure

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sysba · 1 year ago

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well well well, if it isn't the blorbos i have been rambling about for weeks! in other words, hello i have commissioned the most wonderful most talented @gncrezan so i could have the ctos x haikyuu crossover my heart longed for. enjoy angel and rayyan being so very sport-anime-rivals coded<3 they're about to be the most unbeatable pair just you wait!! + bonus teeny tobin who is very worried about the freshman's mental state lol i love jocks so much they're all insane or silly (and angel is both) 🥰

ps. rayyan beloved belongs to collegetennisoriginstory! which btw-- go read because it's the best thing ever

#college tennis: origin story #ctos art #rayyan afiq #angel rivas #rayyan x angel #if this isnt accurate my bad because i realised while commissioning that i didnt know what people looked like 😫#and also....... if u can tell by the quotes that i dont know or understand tennis At All pls look the other way @allie im so sorry sdjksdjk #idk the technical terms and i didnt wanna risk making the dialogue sillier ok im a nerd idk any sports other than volleyball 😭#i love these 2 so much tho pls #gotta love those gay rivalries and stuff #commissioned #najam tag #(((btw ang uses they/them pronouns)))

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thepastneverforgets · 1 year ago

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#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #royjamiekeely #royjamie #I just have literally so much to say but also nothing at all #the lack of space between them. pheobe on keelys lap. the way rebecca and dreamboat dude/daughter approach them #like little family unit to little family unit. both unconventional but family all the same #just give it a few years post series. they'll get there 😫#Jamie's still growing. Roy's still unlearning. And Keelys currently and likely always will be too good for their bs #gonna subvert the typical love triangle bs and leave everything else a silent movie C'MON

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alessandramortt · 5 months ago

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cannot believe the thing that finally gets me to romantically ship furymax is, of all things, my issues with furyjack sjdhskdjd so on brand for me tho

#dont get me wrong furiosa and jack loved each other. in whichever few or many different ways #but like. its like comparing a leaf to a tree. or a seed to a tree.#it was trying SO HARD to be half of what furymax was it would be funny if it wasnt so blown out of proportion #just the seamless teamwork and silent understanding and (manufactured by circumstances) slow trust build up #the two ppl whove been thru so much and have a extraordinarily hard time letting anyone in #learning to trust each other. going from trying to kill each other to giving so much of thenselves to keep the other alive!#like it was so obvious hats what miller intended with furyjack he tried SO HARD #but it was Too Much. back to back 5 sec long shots of them furiosa abd jack looking at each other #like see? SEE? theyre seizing each other up! theyre communicating! theyre gonna eventually work together! SEEEEE??? lmao #and then jacks entire backstory and motivation is one (1) line #and their time together all that trust build up? a single fucking cut #with furymax it was the whole fucking film (it was relatively quick but so well done. just the necessary lingering shots but the rest was #body language and visual storytelling and so well done #maybe bc it wasnt intended to be anything romantic which was absolutely the best fucking choice #probs to tom burke for getting it mostly right. them being romantic only when theyre actually safe is also my preferred version #if it had to happen at all #bc boy dont get the started on the power dynamics and the way his inclusion was a nice lil way to Not have to deal with ppl and joe just #accepting a woman in any position of power at all. and how it kinda takes away from her having probably clawed her way there #also. you cant compete with tom hardys* lips sorry burke #furiosa #furymax #maxiosa #max rockatansky #anti furyjack #more like #furyjack critical #why am i like this tho 😫#i want to like them so bad #furiosa a mad max saga #mad max fury road

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batri-jopa · 1 year ago

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Found on facebook today

I hate that it looks like some "list of shame"

#okey so it feels a bit too much like blaming self blaming or otherwise negative emotions here...#I think I grown out of 'chasing' and 'obsessive' and... 'overtalking' (though my internet friends would not agree lol)#but why 'making up stories and worlds' is put into this list like another negative trait? like 'something that proves you're a loser'?#and not a wonderful alternative to any other boring life cliche?#okey I am excessively helpful indeed... I can't say 'no' even when I'm really pissed off by the amount of asking-for-help-or-a-favor around #and when I spend another hour after hour of my free time to help them they say: 'oh you are always so kind and helpful!'#to only keep on asking for more next time... oh f*ck off already all you excessively-asking-for-help!😫#if you liked me you'd let me rest!!! and you wouldn't give me 5 minutes of YOUR fucking precious time if I was more assertive😣#I so love to spend my time with people not knowing I'm a doctor. Or knowing and not using it. Then I know they like me for me❤#and not seeing me as their wish-granting machine #aroace #aro #ace #aromantic #asexual #aromantic asexual #aspec #a spec #a spectrum #not too positive this time... more a vent...#but whenever someone tries to put me into a 'loser' labeled box in their narrow mind - I want to make their mind explode!!!

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kindheartedgummybears · 1 year ago

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Ok so um anyways guess who's cleaning like 5 Halloween mask they collect and love rn at 1:30 am because their cat peeded on them😍😍

Ummm does anyone have tips on how to clean them properly?? Most of them are plastic but 3 of them have LEDs in them and one of them is silicone I THINK and has hair/fur

#AAAACK #thats not even all im gonna have to deep clean the container they were in with my nerf guns and whatever else is in it because-#their cat peed in it #😍😍😍#im not mad its giving me an excuse to be productive #the one that hurt me the most was my werewolf and owl(MY PRIDE AND JOYS) mask mostly the werewolf cuz it has FUR on it and its BADDDD #😭😭#my owl mask is at LEAST solid #im just trying to figure out how to clean them mostly my werewolf mask #like do i hadn wash it??? is it fine to go in the washing machine and then air dry???#my biggest concern for the washing machine is its fur either falling out or getting all matted😫😫#cuz i dont got the hair brush for that💀#anyways ima try actually interaction with my moots either when im done or tomorrow #cat problems #oh but i love her so much🥰#mask #mask collector #mask lover #help #im just throwing out tags to hopfully reach someone with more knowledge then me💀🙏

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signals-over-the-air · 2 years ago

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myokk · 4 months ago

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herbology💓

Bea: @the-ozzie

Leo: me

#this is the first part to my attempt at my FIRST COMIC🥹💓#thank you to Tracey for all of her amazing posts lately about comics!!!!!#plus Versailles and Syao whose comics are inspiring me SO MUCH #plus a MILLION OTHER AMAZING PEOPLE IN THIS FANDOM…..#anyways yes the lines are strange and parts I would probably change but the overall atmosphere/colors #are actually EXACTLY how I pictured it in my head!!!!#I LOVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS🥰🥰🥰🥰#Leo’s favorite subject is herbology #also with these two I am just such a sucker for their dynamic #grumpy quiet secretly sweet boy and bubbly girl #(the same dynamic me and my bf have)#so maybe that’s why I love them so much😆#and Bea is SO CUTE😫😫😫😫😫😫😫#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanart #hphl #hogwarts legacy oc #hogwarts legacy mc #leo babbit #leo x bea #Bea #another hashtag novel tonight I guess bahahahahahahahhaha

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teafiend · 20 days ago

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#jung eun chae #kim yoon hye #Jeong Nyeon: The Star is Born #Ep 7 and Ep 8 #moon ok gyeong #seo hye rang #these two hurt my heart #so much so am not sure I want to see them together in one frame at this point in time #drama please please please 🥺🥺🥺🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼#give me a happier ending for these two #or at least one that hurt less 😭😭😭#especially since you don’t even have the Do Aeng one-sided love line in the show #jeong nyeon #they are still my drama OTP because while I still find MOG problematic they should still be together 🥺🥺🥺#I mean both obviously have their issues #and SHR is the antagonist with a major need for a redemption arc #but my heart breaks for her webtoon backstory and ending 😭😭😭#am shipping SHR with Do Aeng in the webtoon #but drama-MOG #appears to be a much better version so I truly hope they can have a HE #or at least a cleaner break 😭😭😭#I don’t even like SHR all that much but still think she could be better and be allowed a more peaceful life #they even included the ‘Little Mermaid’ as meta in the show #‘the Prince never knew how much the Little Mermaid loved him’#am a LM hater since forever #so please don’t let them have the same ending 😭😭😭#though I suppose I ought to be prepared for that eventuality (BE) 😫😭😩#since that could be foreshadowing 😭😡😣😔#am a MOG fangirl but I stand with SHR despite her being the antagonist #because my heart just could not help but ache for her

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futuristicallyshadowyface · 5 months ago

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I love the arcana, it's dear to my heart and sometimes I'm like okay maybe I'll get Dorian but then I remember it's just a lot of the characters with each other and it's like 😭😭 NVM I'll just think about it in my head it's so awful

#like ugh 😫 I want to see but it's also like damn I don't want them romancing each other either #i already hate it in the main game I hate it even morw when it's the center of the story #i follow them and they said there would be a new story and I was like wow it seems so cool I can't wait to see #oh I forgot it's all fan made and they've abandoned the arcana app #i feel like every time I post about it it's negative but I love the arcana so much I'm just so sad to see all the wasted potential

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sharlsworld · 2 months ago

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༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆ horn dog - 𝐂𝐒𝟓𝟓 ⚘

（ 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗑 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ）

（ 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ）𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌．𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖺 𝗌𝗈𝗇，𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽，𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋．．．𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗇𝗒

𝗇𝗈𝗍𝖾 ✫ originally this was called work wife and it was gonna be about lando and carlos and the reader teasing them but i had a different idea after i thought of one comment 😭 also i’m so sorry for being inactive i just lose motivation when i can’t find the right pictures

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carlossainz55 I went golfing with Lando

charles_leclerc Very nice thank you for sharing with the class Carlos

yn yeah and he asked me to pack them lunch & cut the crusts off their sandwiches

⤷ landonorris what can i say? i’m a man who knows what he wants 🤷‍♂️

⤷ yn you cried and locked yourself in the bathroom when a bee landed on your shoulder last week

⤷ landonorris hey. it was a wasp alright

⤷ yn yes yes very manly

carlando y/n is so over this bromance

maxverstappen1 Very much hurt that I wasn’t invited.

⤷ yn the last time we went golfing the club flew out of your hands before you even touched the ball

⤷ maxverstappen1 Why am I catching strays?? 😨

yn cute. the hat, not you guys

⤷ carlossainz55 I love you too baby ❤️

⤷ yn get home now

⤷ carlossainz55 Yes ma’am

⤷ oscarpiastri Walk em like a dog sis walk em like a dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

⤷ carlossainz55 Don’t make me block you again

⤷ oscarpiastri Again?

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carlossainz55 Date night with my one and only ❤️

georgerussell63 Oh jeez here comes baby #3. Brace yourselves everyone

danielricciardo Okay who let them out for dinner unsupervised?

scuderiaferrari Betting 500$ that it’s gonna be another boy.

⤷ mclaren Get your money in order.

⤷ f1 This is inappropriate behavior. Jk I’m betting on another boy

⤷ carlossainz55 ??

⤷ f1 And if I said twins then what?

⤷ carlossainz55 ???????

landonorris be expecting a pregnancy reveal in about 3 weeks everyone.

⤷ yn well just fuck me then i guess

⤷ carlossainz55 I did?

charles_leclerc Leave that poor girl alone Carlos goodness gracious

pierregasly Lets keep this PG carlos

⤷ carlossainz55 You cannot be talking

⤷ pierregasly You right you right 🐶

alex_albon you dirty dog 😏

⤷ georgerussell63 No. Not the vibes

⤷ alex_albon oh…

alex_albon is anyone else getting hot? 🌶️🥵

⤷ georgerussell63 Just stop trying. It’s getting sad

⤷ alex_albon alright then!

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yn 💌

landonorris wait a damn minute

georgerussell63 Very confuzzled

pierregasly Teach me your ways Carlos

alex_albon does bro have super sperm??

landonorris your already pregnant??

⤷ yn BEEN 😇 that picture carlos posted was from 4 months ago

⤷ landonorris i feel very betrayed right now

⤷ landonorris THIS IS WHY WE HAVENT BEEN HANGING OUT? 💔💔

⤷ yn well we can hangout now

⤷ landonorris ok i’m coming over

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lewishamilton Congratulations you two!! I’m so happy for you guys 💙

alexandrasaintmleux Hardest secret to keep 😫 So happy we can finally have our shopping dates back

⤷ carlossainz I’m not. You guys go out everyday

francisca.cgomes cutest ever 🥹🥹 i’m so excited for baby sainz #3 <33

lilymhe Hottest mommy 😉🩷 i love u all

carmenmmundt Congratulations pretty lady I’m so happy for you and your family 🩵

charles_leclerc HAHAHAH I’VE KNOWN SINCE DAY 1 YOURE ALL LOSERS

landonorris CHARLES AND ALEX KNEW ME BEFORE ME?!?!?!? CHARLES IS SUCH A BIG MOUTH THOUGH

5 minutes ago

landonorris i’m turing around right now. i just need a minute to process this.

5 minutes ago

landonorris ok i’ve processed this i’m standing outside open the door

4 minutes ago

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carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 The past week

alex_albon big back big back, carlos ate all the big mac’s 😍🌶️🥵😇

⤷ georgerussell63 Alex please

yn oooh hey fattie 🫶🏽

⤷ carlossainz55 Hello baby 😘❤️

francisca.cgomes baby emilio 🩵🩵

charles_leclerc I think carlos jr jr and emilio want to have another sleepover with leo and uncle charlie 😇

landonorris yum 😋 not the pizza, you 😉

scuderiaferrari Our favorite family ❤️

⤷ yn clearly not

⤷ yn who said that?

alexandrasaintmleux This is the most unaesthetic post I’ve ever seen

⤷ carlossainz55 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

⤷ carlossainz55 Hold on are you saying my wife isn’t aesthetic?? And my son?? How dare you

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux No y/n and emilio are always aesthetic I’m saying you don’t know how to put the right pictures together

⤷ carlossainz55 I don’t want to hear it

lilymhe only here for my girl and the babies

⤷ carlossainz55 You’re girl??

⤷ lilymhe yes MY girl 😂

⤷ charlos4eva carlos is always fighting for his life in the comments

hoeforsainzzz y/n still being salty is so real

all4lando what i would do to be that piece of pizza isn’t okay 😫😫

operationsainz55 i’ve missed lando always being with them 🥹

sharls_leclercussy baby emilio appearance!! now we need baby los

georgerussell63 Emilio did NOT want to hand that flower over

⤷ alex_albon “emy just pretend like your giving me the flower okay?”

⤷ carlossainz55 You two are the BIGGEST haters I know. BIGGEST if yk what I mean 🐽🐽

⤷ georgerussell63 What are you trying to say Carlos?

⤷ carlossainz55 I’m say you guys are fatties, might wanna cut back on the drinks, you girls are getting beer bellies

⤷ georgerussell63 How dare you, you bastard. I do not drink beer.

charles_leclerc Biggie & biggie jr ❤️

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yn i love you nyc

alexandrasaintmleux We need a girls trip to nyc

⤷ yn omg yes i’m already writing ideas in my notes app

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Already making a mood board

⤷ carlossainz55 We’ll be back in December everyone

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux we?

⤷ yn as in me and alex?

⤷ carlossainz55 Wow

⤷ charles_leclerc Wow

landonorris me and the boys just got done absolutely demolishing some dino nuggets

⤷ yn that sounds very fun lando thank you for sharing with us

⤷ alex_albon they left you guys at the hotel? 😭

⤷ landonorris no they shipped me and the babies back to monaco to have some “alone time” if yk what i mean

⤷ georgerussell63 The baby doesn’t get hurt?

⤷ maxverstappen1 I don’t think it’s big enough to reach 😂

⤷ carlossainz55 Excuse me? I’ll let you know that I have bruised her cervix many times

⤷ landonorris Carlos sainz are you saying your saying you rough up your wife? 🫢 you dirty dog

⤷ alex_albon oh so he can say it but not me?

⤷ carlossainz55 What can I say she likes it that way

⤷ georgerussell63 You don’t need to be big to bruise someone’s cervix

⤷ carlossainz55 Tell that to her belly bulge

⤷ alex_albon and how would you know that George Russell? 🤨

⤷ georgerussell63 Google ho 🤣

⤷ oscarpiastri who is this DIVA💜

⤷ lewishamilton Wow sometimes I forget your not a middle aged man

⤷ oscarpiastri Like you? 🤣🤣 might be time to hang up the helmet old man💀 and rookie Alonso

⤷ fernandoalo_oficial What he say fuck me for??

⤷ yn idk leave me alone

scuderiaferrari Hope you all are having the best time in NYC ❤️

⤷ mclaren Read the fucking room?

⤷ redbullracing Ooh someone took the lead and don’t know how to act 🙄

⤷ mercedesamgf1 I HATE YOU ALL

⤷ f1 ho is u coo?

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landonorris life as a single mom

BEING A MOM IS A JOB TO GUYS!!

yn oh shut your face

⤷ landonorris can you not yell?? i just put the boys to bed jeez

⤷ yn are you being cereal right now 😐

⤷ landonorris someone didn’t get d down last night

⤷ yn i’m gonna punch you in the throat when i get back to monaco

⤷ landonorris carlos!! control your woman!

⤷ carlossainz55 No thanks she scares me 🥰

⤷ landonorris at least give her some of that d man

⤷ carlossainz55 She’s been gettin it trust

⤷ yn why is our sex life always the topic of conversation??

⤷ carlossainz55 Bitches wish they were us

⤷ landonorris ooh we love a sassy man 💋

⤷ yn what is wrong with you

⤷ landonorris please don’t use that tone with me i’m feeling very sensitive right now

⤷ yn aww is it that time of the month

⤷ landonorris i’m the sweetest girl in town so why are you sooo mean? 💔😞🖤😖

oscarpiastri They always look like they just got back from war after being with you for more then 24 hours

charles_leclerc Let’s pray you don’t have kids until your at least 30

⤷ yn you’re*

⤷ oscarpiastri you’re*

⤷ lewishamilton you’re*

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux you’re*

⤷ landonorris your*

⤷ landonorris fuck i can’t do anything right

⤷ charles_leclerc I GET IT DAMN

⤷ charles_leclerc hahaha lando go back to school

⤷ landonorris you coming with me genius?

⤷ charles_leclerc damn

danielricciardo Now why would they trust you with two kids under 5

⤷ landonorris you’d be surprised with how much they trust me with…that’s right guys i know their dirty secrets 😏🍆🍑

⤷ carlossainz55 I’ll spill all your dirty secrets if you spill any of my dirty secrets

⤷ geogrerussell63 How are you guys getting that font??

⤷ landonorris it’s a secret

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yn surprise surprise,

mathéo & matthew 🤍 our little miracles

alexandrasaintmleux So much love 🤍 I’m obsessed with them already 🥰🥰

landonorris two more godsons to love 💙

f1 What did I say? Congratulations you two we are all so happy for your family 💙💙

carmenmmundt How precious 🥹🥹

alex_albon so what i’m hearing is carlos DOES have super sperm?

scuderiaferrari Does this mean we get 1000?? 😁😁

⤷ mclaren I was jking I knew it was gonna be a boy

⤷ f1 Hahahaha you have to pay both of us now 😂��🏽

francisca.cgomes so much boys 😭🩵🩵 i can’t wait to meet them 🥹

lewishamilton double trouble 💙💙💙 beautiful blessings truly

landonorris 4 is the best number 😏

⤷ yn don’t make me get pregnant again just to make it 5

⤷ landonorris gonna go cry in the bathroom brb

⤷ yn don’t come back ❤️

⤷ landonorris my heart can’t take this anymore

georgerussell63 You poor girl how are you surviving with all these boys??? 😦

⤷ yn i love my clingy boys

charles_leclerc Can’t wait to get them on the track

⤷ carlossainz55 You and me both brother

⤷ estiebestie i’m not okay

danielricciardo Congratulations on expanding your football team 💙

lilymhe milf 4x 😉 in awe of them 🩵

pierregasly Carlos Sainz the man that you are

carlossainz55 I love you and our sons more then life itself baby, I couldn’t imagine doing this with anyone but you ❤️

⤷ landonorris SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

⤷ maxverstappen1 Come on grandpa, let’s get you back to bed

#carlos sainz #carlos sainz smau #carlos sainz fluff #carlos sainz smut #carlos sainz imagine #carlos sainz x reader #lando norris #f1 smau #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 fanfic #carlos sainz x you #carlos sainz x y/n #carlos sainz x female reader

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Just a Crush || OP81

☆ summary: Swimmer, y/n, is headed to the olympics and little does she know she’s f1 driver oscar piastri’s celebrity crush

☆ pairing: oscar pisatri x olympian!reader

☆ f/c and warnings: none

☆ requested: this was suggested!! tysm for the wonderful idea for a swimmer reader 🫶🏻

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ynuser: your girl is in her model era 🌿 thank you to vogue for having me! make sure to check out the july issue where i talk about what it means to me to be headed to the olympics to represent new zealand, my daily routines, and my life outside of swimming! see you all in paris 🤍

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yourbff: you are so effortlessly gorgeous please 😫

thenzteam: we are lucky to have you y/n!

user1: my favorite kiwi

user2: omg not y/n revealing she’s a huge fan of f1!! wait till oscar hears about this

user3: oscar who?

user2: he’s a formula 1 driver who has a massive crush on y/n

user3: omg not a vroom vroom aussie for my girl 😭

user4: stop they would be perfect 😭 they give the same energy

user2: he’s hiding in the likes 👀

iamrebeccad: some of the best shots i’ve ever seen! congrats on being in vogue and going to the olympics ❤️

ynuser: i took notes from the pro 🫶🏻

user2: omg rebecca is here too

williamsracing has posted a video

user12: LOSCAR MY LOVES

user5: alex and logan are my fav duo im going to miss them so much

user6: james when i catch you!!! how dare you break up our family

user4: GUYS Y/N MENTIONED

user9: the way oscar blushes omg

user10: mans is down bad we have to get her to notice him

user11: alex best be texting lily rn to make that connection! our boy has like no game

user12: stoppp i’m sure he has some 😭

user11: idk he’s so quiet and reserved

user12: nahhh it’s always the quiet ones ok

user8: y/noscar is my roman empire

user13: let’s get my man to the paris

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user10: hey babes, congrats on the olympics. im here to lyk abt a very cool, very polite young man named oscar piastri

yourbff: make us proud y/n

ynuser: i’ll do my best 😭

user2: you should visit monaco and oscar piastri next

lilymhe: yayyyy let’s goooooo y/n!!! i’ll be cheering for you!!

ynuser: omg lily!! it’s been too long since i’ve seen you! let’s do something once i’ve won the gold 😉

lilymhe: yes please 🫶🏻

lilymhe: also alex told me to tell you that you have got to come to a grand prix soon - zandvoort maybe?

oscarpiastri: good luck y/n!

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ynuser: you’re looking at the fastest woman in the 1500 freestyle! semifinals here we come 🇳🇿

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yourbff: being able to be poolside cheering you on is my favorite thing

ynuser: i love you

alex_albon: congrats y/n! can’t wait to see you soon 😉

user16: ALEX WHAT ARE YOU EOING HERE

user18: SEE YOU SOON????

user22: alex is taking his job as matchmaker seriously

thenzteam: aotearoa is so proud you ❤️

ynuser: 🤍

oscarpiastri: congrats y/n!! you’re going to get the gold i just know it

ynuser: thank you oscar!! i’m certainly going to try

user2: oscar jumping up and down in his driver room rn

landonorris: user2 he is celebrating yes

user2: LANDODNJE

logansargeant: oscarpiastri thanks for saving my dog from that burning building the other day

alex_albon: thanks oscarpiastri for lending me your lambo last week

ynuser: wow! oscarpiastri can you lend me your lambo?

oscarpiastri: ynuser that can be arranged

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thenzteam: she’s done it!!! y/n has won gold in the 1500 freestyle! you have made new zealand, aotearoa so very proud 🌿🇳🇿

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ynuser: beyond proud to be a kiwi! 🤍

yourbff: you are a star!!! i’m so proud of you

thenzteam: we love you 🫶🏻 now it’s time for you to get some rest!

user18: LETS GOOO Y/N!!!!

user20: i love watching women succeed

lilymhe: CONGRATS MS GIRL

alex_albon: yes!!! congrats ms y/n!!!!!

oscarpiastri: bwoah!! let’s go!

user22: oh oscar is this all you’ve got

landonorris: user22 nah he’s got more just give him a minute

oscarpiastri: lando please

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lilymhe: i missed you so much my olympic golden girl. i’m so glad you’re here 🫶🏻

ynuser: i missed you too my queen 🧡

user28: OMG YOURE IN ZANDVOORT OMG OMGOMGOGKGOGMGMGG

iamrebeccad: the way i jumped for joy when you told me you were coming!!! i can’t wait for dinner tonight

ynuser: neither can i!! i am really looking forward to meeting carlos too

user44: zandvoort!!! on race weekend!!!!! you’re giving our polite cat a chance!!!!

user45: girly we know exactly where you are 🤭

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ynuser: some much needed downtime after paris but don’t worry i still got some laps in 🥹

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user56: not her tagging mclaren and not oscar LOL

user87: THOUGHT YOU COULD SNEAK IN THATBLAST PIC HUH

user45: that’s gotta be oscar

user87: it’s absolutely him ain’t no way

mclarenf1: was wonderful getting to have an olympic gold medalist in our garage this weekend!! thank you for visiting 🧡

ynuser: thank you for having me mclaren 🧡

oscarpiastri: hey that’s my car

ynuser: yeah and you didn’t let me borrow it like you said you would 😭

oscarpiastri: i’ll lend you one that’s a little less dangerous! you’re precious cargo after all 😉

landonorris: ok , leave me out of the pics… i thought we were friends??

ynuser: my bad dawg! didn’t realize we were chill like that

landonorris: well we’re not anymore!!

alex_albon: my work here is done! team torque for the win

logansargeant: mission accomplished

lilymhe: girls u know everyone can see your comments

user45: CONFIRMED! THANKS ALBONO AND LOGIE

user46: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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a/n: another olympic reader!!! i love sports player reader. next up - olympic!tennis!reader.

a/n: made some updates to my blog and made a masterlist wahoo!! ty for all the support

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