#I love penguins so much
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I saw this tiktok and was immediately reminded of my “josh was a penguin in a past life” post
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MY KIND OF CONTENT!!!!!!!!!
Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.
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Sphen and Magic :))) and their little chick Sphengic :)))))))
#tell me gay penguin facts#or just penguin facts#I love penguins so much#Sphengic is cute but also consider we could have named the baby something funky like Athena#this is my favorite psych assignment so far
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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#tvedit#filmedit#thebatmanedit#dcedit#thepenguinedit#the penguin#the penguin hbo#colin farrell#oz cobb#oswald cobb#cristin milioti#sofia falcone#gifs#*#i love him so much
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"Word with you, in private."
#Gotham Omens#Gotham#Good Omens#gothamedit#goedit#goodomensedit#angels and demons#Ineffable Riddlebird#Aziracrow#Ineffable Husbands#Nygmobblepot#Riddlebird#My Gif#Mine#My Stuff#Edward Nygma#The Riddler#Oswald Cobblepot#The Penguin#Crowley#Aziraphale#LGBT#Queer#Nonbinary#otpsource#ideas#parallels#me whenever i get an idea to make a parallel gifset of them#i love them so much#lgbtedit
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IM GUNNA BE PIRATE KING
BY LUFFY
FOR TORAO THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOY!
@opfoodzine IS SO SO GOOD AND THIS DRAWING WAS FOR THEM YEARS AGO!!!!!
#LUFFYDRAWS#ONE PIECE#MONKEY D LUFFY#LUFFY#TORAO#TRAFALGAR LAW#HEART PIRATES#BEPO#SHACHI#PENGUIN#PENGIN#ONE PIECE FOOD ZINE#ONE PIECE FEAST 2#STRAW HAT PIRATES#BREAD PARTY#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TORAO#HE JUST LOVES BREAD SO MUCH#LOOK AT HIS FACE HES IN HEAVEN#NAKAMA FOREVER BUDDY#IT NEVER ENDS#I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE#I HOPE YOURE OKAY#I NEVER LEFT IVE BEEN LURKING FOR YEARS HAHAHAHA#HAPPY 10 YEARS TO THIS BLOG#IF I GET ORGANISED ILL TRY TO MAKE A POST ABOUT IT#FOR NOW ENJOY THIS FOR TORAOS BIRTHDAY BECAUSE LETS BE HONEST WE'RE ALL MISSING HIM TO SMITHEREENS#THE END
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nate, totally chill: :) you guys have. gotten really close lately :)
#so much i can say here#so much to think about#'that's your dawg' he said. planning either a murder or a sloppy dp session.#also... sid looks so stupid with the card over his forehead i'm obsessed#also also. nate. could you look any more in love....#*r#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#nathan mackinnon#mitch marner#toronto maple leafs#colorado avalanche#sidnate
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me every damn episode when Sofia Gigante shows up on the screen:
#I LOVE HER SO MUCH#too bad the show called penguin which means she can't be the real winner in the end :(#sofia gigante#sofia falcone#the penguin#the penguin hbo
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So I triple crowned Freminet
#Fave over meta always#I love this penguin guy so much you dont get it#also oh god its almost october#I wont do the official inktober mostly bc I really disliked this years list#but im searching for a good alternative!!#last year was really fun so I hope I manage it#digital art#artists on tumblr#fanart#genshin impact#freminet#lyney#lynette#arlecchino#genshin#genshin freminet#genshin lynette#genshin arlecchino#genshin lyney#genshin fanart
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art for @yourminecraftboyfriend bc his au is rlly funny to me !! eating shitty food court pizza
#gotham#art tag#nygmobblepot#i love htis idea so much i want to draw them more...#edward wearing oswalds band hoodies of shit hes never heard of and it barely fits him cus hes so muich taller. head in hands#oswald cobblepot#edward nygma#gotham riddler#gotham penguin#also i must confess ive never been to a hot topic i am unfortunately british
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goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.
#bruce who's allergic to anything under $10000000 breaks out into hives everytime he sees it#bruce trying not to gag: sweetheart what if we replaced it? bernard wouldn't even know!#tim: if you try to replace my necklace i will leak that video of you pole dancing at the penguin lounge#bruce who's had worse things leaked: do it#tim 'backup plans for my backup plans' drake: i will send talia a compilation of you drunkenly rambling about how much you love her#bruce: .... okay you win#dick gets it#your first gay relationship does that to you#bear is a little worried tho#🐻: you know you don't have to wear it right? you could take it off#tim trembling and shaking: you don't want mw to wear it? 😢#🐻 immediately caving: no no! wearit as long as you want!!#dude even ra's gets in on it#ra's going over his master plan: so you see detective i will then- what the fuck is going on with your neck#tim seething cause he can hear his siblings laughing at him over the comms: shut the fuck up#dc#bernard dowd#tim drake#timber#timbern#could not stop thinking about the ra's scenario yesterday. kept making myself laugh
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What if I run into oncoming traffic.
#when I tell you my jaw truly dropped hearing this. hands coming up to hold the head. the PHYSICAL REACTION I HAD TO THIS OAAAUUGHHEEEOUGHHH#OHHHH MY GODDDD#I had to get up and walk around after hearing that.#forgive the quality. I am in shambles rn they can be a lil blurry.#the penguin hbo#the penguin spoilers#oz cobb#every interaction between him and his mother makes me want to slam my head into the wall and cry#It's even more painful that he loves her so much. his mommy issues are as layered as a goddamn baklava there's no saving him
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the core + their 1000th game wedding vows
#anyway here is a monster post#imagine loving your colleagues this much. wish that were me.#go to work. fall in love.#many of these were existing gifs i didn't want to recolour so sorry for the differences ;___;#kris letang#evgeni malkin#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#hockey#long post#my favourite type of post#nhl
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The Best You Ever Had
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A/N: Welp, as promised here’s that self-serving, mildly fucked up Jason Todd/Reader scenario I mentioned earlier. I’m working on I don’t fall, I fly chapter two I swear, but I had to get this unhinged Jason idea out of my head if I’m gonna concentrate. I don’t remember the exact details of the plotline I’m branching off of here 100% so if it’s inaccurate sue me. Warnings: Darker portrayal of Jason. Unhealthy relationship to slightly less unhealthy relationship, non-graphic mentions of death, grief, dub-con, manipulation, abuse of authority kinda, exhibitionism, unprotected sex, swearing, size difference, hair pulling.
Right so, remember when Jason went balls to the wall on absoloutely fucking ruining Penguins’ life after finding out he was responsible for the death of his birth father?
Okay, now imagine you’re working at The Iceberg at the time, as a waitress, a card dealer, dancer, whatever you fancy, it’s mainly just a cover for the fact that you’re actually Ozwald’s sugar baby.
You’re practically attached to his hip. Sure, he can be a bit much at times, a bit mean, but he’s real sweet on you. There isn’t a thing in this world he wouldn’t do for you, no clothes or gadgets too expensive, no jewels too well-guarded, 'cause you’re his favourite gal. At least you were until you watched Red Hood shoot him in the head on live TV.
Ozzie had paid your rent, your bills, everything, he’d showered you with gifts, but he’d never dealt you actual cash. Without his bank account to fund your checks, you have nothing, not unless you sell off your material possessions. So, not only are you grieving, but you’re forced to pick up as many extra shifts as you can in order to afford to keep up your lifestyle.
Being at The Lounge only reminds you of him, which makes your sorrows worse. You were never bad at the cover job, in fact, it’s how you got your foot in the door. But your emotions are affecting your performance, and when your new boss, Jason Todd, calls you into his office for a performance review, you’re pretty much resigned to the fact that you’re about to be fired.
However, Mr Todd is surprisingly chill. Understanding even. He doesn’t grill you; he just points out that your performance as of late does not match up with Cobblepots files and asks why? What can we do to fix it?
You feel comfortable explaining that you and his predecessor were close, and so his sudden death has hit you hard. You need time to mourn but can’t afford the time off.
When a tear rolls down your cheek you start to feel self conscious until he rounds the desk, crouching in front of you and presenting you with a tissue. He offers you the weekend off, paid, and promises to look into amending the shoddy bereavement policy Oz had enforced. But for now, commiserating may help, and he’s happy to listen, to be a shoulder to cry on.
So, you take the tissue, dabbing up all the tears that fall as you tell him about your arrangement. How Oz had done so much for you, got you out of a pit, how no matter what your friends and family thought, Ozzie really did have your best interests at heart, you swear. Mr Todd nods along, offering a polite laugh when you tell him a funny story, or pulling faces when you recall some of Oz’s less-than-savoury moments. His disapproval makes you feel validated in your distaste for some of the seedier things you’d let Oz get away with because he loved you.
After a while, you move from the desk to the conversation pit which sits beside a floor to ceiling fish tank. You can’t help commending him for keeping on top of looking after the fish and their habitat, it’s a lot of work. He tells you it’s one of his favourite things in the whole building and you agree, recalling how you used to spend hours watching the fish go about their existence when Ozzie would call for you only to spend the evening ignoring you whilst he dealt with 'business'. Jason says that you’re more than welcome to come see the fishes any time you like.
He's so much kinder than you’d expected. Which is why you don’t move when you feel his hand on your back, drawing you closer with strong arms until the warmth of his breath brushes your neck. It’s been weeks since you’d gotten this close with anyone. You hadn’t realised how much you’d craved the intimacy until it was handed to you.
And shit, he smells good too. Looking into his undeniably handsome face you’re struck with guilt for having enjoyed the company, the touch of another man and can’t help the second? third? who knows, wave of tears.
The tissue he’s given you is too sodden to do anything, so he reaches up with his long, surprisingly coarse fingers to wipe up your tears, and you let him.
Your weeping soon starts to ebb after that, but the few droplets that fall regardless are dried by his lips as he boldly presses kisses to your cheeks, and again, you let him.
“You shouldn’t waste your tears on that asshole.” The way he stares into your eyes as he speaks, it almost feels like he’s daring you to challenge him. “You’ll be better off without him.”
Out of respect for Oz, or maybe to defend yourself you bite back at him. “He’s not- he wasn’t an asshole! Not to me.” But you both know it’s a lie.
Before either of you say something you’ll regret, you decide to do something you’ll regret instead. In sync, you both crash your lips together, and Jason all but forces you onto your back with his body weight, his tongue pushing between your lips as his hands work at your uniform.
He’s nothing like Oz. His hands are strong and deft, free of perspiration as they pop your buttons with precision and knead at your newly exposed skin. His mouth, while steeped with a hint of beer, tastes clean. He looks at you with a reverence you’d never experienced before as he draws back to look you in the eye.
“Let me treat you the way you deserve, the way a real man should.” He begs, and when you nod, he practically starts tearing at his clothes. You work on his belt while he pulls his shirt and waistcoat over his head, too impatient to bother with his own buttons.
Your eyes bulge, heart plummeting to your stomach when he pulls down his boxers, exposing a dauntingly large erection.
“Bet you’ve not seen something this big in a long time.” He suggests with a smirk.
“No, I’ve never seen anything that big.” You offer, shuddering when he teases the tips between your slit, grazing your clit. “I don’t think I can take something like that.”
“You will.” His confidence goes straight to your already hungry centre. “Don’t worry. I’ll make it easy on you.”
You gasp when you feel friction at your entrance, and Jason chuckles into the crook of your neck, gently fussing in your ear as he slips a single finger inside you. True to his word, Jason makes the whole thing (mostly) painless and effortless, working his fingers into you one at a time, scissoring his digits and massaging your sensitive clit until you're stretched out and cumming all over his palm, staining the sofa beneath you. Purring to you all the while about how tight and plush your pussy is, how fucking good his cock is gonna make you feel, how he can’t wait to make you forget all about Cobblepot by making you gush all over his dick again and again.
When you’re partly lucid again, coming down from your first orgasm Jason lifts you with ease. He sits back against the couch, settling between your legs so that you’re straddling him. Guiding you onto his cock, thrusting from below, drawing a sinful cry from you as he fills you in one quick movement. It wasn’t unbearable, in fact, you’re a little flustered by the ease with which your pussy sucked him up, but your walls still throb from the final stretch of him buried in the depth at which his impossibly long fingers hadn’t been able to reach.
His hands grip and caress and pinch every part of you, soaking in every inch as you ride him out, grinding your hips against his, using his body to chase your second release. His lips latch along your torso, sucking and biting his mark into your skin. This time, once you've successfully fucked yourself to climax on his dick, he doesn’t wait for you to come back down. Flipping you over and pushing you forward, he puts you on your hands and knees, presented for him on the coffee table so he can pound into you from behind.
Once he’s coaxed another orgasm out of you there, he carries you to his desk. He fucks you over and over. Revelling in every heated orgasm he rips from you, eating up your sob. He takes you on every surface. The floor, the walls, the window. He even presses you face first against the fishtank, making you watch your reflection in its mirrored back, and you are a pornographic sight to behold; lips dark and swollen from his kisses, hair tangled in his fist, tits pressed against the glass as he pistons in and out of your twitchingly overstimulated, cunt. Every thrust is slick, punctuated by the wet slap of your hips coming together. By this point, Jason’s unending strength is the only thing keeping you upright.
“That bird creep ever fuck you this good, baby?” He grunts into your ear, dark eyes glaring at you through the glass. From this angle you can see how his body practically engulfs yours; the reflection showcasing how his massive palms seem herculean when pinning you. All night he’d been throwing you around, bending and posing you to his will like a doll in his sturdy arms. Something Oz could never do.
“No, god no Jason!” You whine. Drool spills from your lips as you try to speak. It catches on the glass, smearing back on your face but you’re too utterly fucked, too cock drunk to be embarrassed. “Nobody… never been… fucked like…”
When you don’t finish your sentence Jason laughs, it almost sounds cruel and sends a shockwave to the clit you long thought had been abused to numbness. “Am I the best fuck you ever had?”
“Yes! Yesyesyesyes.” You chant. Completely oblivious to the fact that your sugar daddy, Oswald Cobblepot is not dead. He’s very much alive, and very much not well as he watches Jason Todd fuck the brains out of his best gal from his prison on the other side of the one-way mirror.
#gilverrrambles#jason todd#red hood#jason todd/reader#jason todd x reader#red hood/reader#red hood x reader#so originally reader was gonna be ozzies daughter but even at rock bottom#i dont think he would do this#at his absoloute worst#reader insert#nsft#f reader#please forgive me for the penguin slander#im sorry ozzie I love you so so so much
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did you know im a hearts pirate crew stan? Now you do! I love the silly guys especially these four!
#artists on tumblr#fanart#one piece#one piece fanart#heart pirates penguin#heart pirates shachi#heart pirates#trafalgar law#trafalgar d law#bepo#i love them so very much i will go feral for them#i have so many hcs for them brewing in this silly little noggin#mint archives ; art
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