#I love my little dragon ❤️🐉

[ninadove]

Hey there! I was just wondering, do you have any headcanons for Kagami?

DO I EVER. Thank you for asking! ❤️🐉

I stole this one from @paracosmicat, but her favourite candy would be peach rings. They mentioned it in one of our fics an eternity ago and it stuck! This girl deserves all the treats… Give her all the treats…

Her perfume smells of orange blossom. This is mainly based on the fact that orange is her André-assigned ice cream flavour.

In addition to Toulouse-Lautrec (mentioned in Lies I believe), she would like Monet’s work: same period, adjacent genres, and he drew a lot of inspiration from Japanese prints which she would be familiar with. There is a certain rebellion at the core of impressionism she would love, without fully understanding why initially.

Felix has a complicated relationship with horses, but she loves them. They’re so big and powerful and a little bit scary and she looks at them with a thousand stars in her eyes.

She paints Felix! All the time! He will pose for her of course, but sometimes she will just sketch him while he’s still asleep next to her… Generally speaking, they were both taught to rise very early and would need to unlearn that. Many of their mornings would be spent actively making an effort to stay in bed and chatting about life.

On that note — she is the incarnation of the “I’m going to get a good grade in therapy” meme. Went to Marinette after S5 and specifically asked her to teach her sewing and arts and crafts and whatever so she could unlearn perfectionism… except she somehow managed to be a perfectionist about that (“Look at this plushie I made, Marinette. Its proportions are truly mediocre. This is great. I am excellent at accepting mediocrity.”).

Freckles!!! Freckles everywhere!!! It’s one of my favourite features about her and I want them to also decorate her arms and shoulders and back.

Her favourite flowers are actually tulips! It’s something she gets to figure out once she’s freed from the very strict conception of feminity her mother forced on her.

She calls Felix “Duvet” 🥹💜🦚

She’s little Louis Dupain-Cheng’s favourite aunt!

Not really a headcanon per say, but apart from the Dragon Miraculous, I would love to see her with the Peacock, the Butterfly and especially the Cat. The overpowering nature of her emotions is such a huge part of her character — it would make for great storylines!

Speaking of her Miraculous — I’d love to see Ryuko lean even more into the asymmetrical design she’s got going on. Maybe get a huge jacket that would disrupt her very sleek silhouette and signify how much she’s grown into her own person.

And probably more I’m not thinking about right now! A lot of them arise during the writing process, so the list is bound to grow!

[lover-cook]

Sometimes I forget how evident it is the types of characters I gravitate towards f/o wise like. Romantic, Platonic, Familial, no matter what their are certain characters I tend to feel that connection with that tend to have a visualization or connection to one of four things You've got The Sun/Day - Sun, Gojo, Jackie, Nemona, Astrid, Luffy, Shanks, Wukong, Mari The Moon/Night/Stars - Moondrop, Cassandra, Howl, Stardust Cookie, Moonlight Cookie, Stardust Cookie, Luna, Nebula, Carol, Jim, Arvin, Silver, Giovanni, Mihawk The Fire - Sanji, Red Son, Axel, Capsaicin Cookie, Ember, Mei, Ace, Toriel, Asgore The Neurodiverce - Axel, N, Metal Sonic, Thistle Whistle, Link, Robin, Hifumi, Penny, Tails, Sunny/Omori, Mihawk

Like. I can't complain but it's kind of funny how frequently these kinds of characters are ones I look at and have interest in sknglkndsk

[missmonstermel]

My little Kobold is all finished! What a cutie!! I put so much love into this and I am so proud of how it all came together. Sculpted by hand with @monsterclayusa and cast in urethane. You can preorder a blank cast kit to finish your own lil goober this Friday at 2pm PDT and a second batch will drop next Friday, same time. There are new tutorials available on the free tutorial page in my shop. You can also check out my process for creating these masks by supporting my p a t r e o n ❤️🐉 #missmonster #missmonstermel #sculpture #dragon #mask #monsterclay #kobold #dnd

[just-my-latest-hyperfixation]

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Excellent choice. this was very fun to write! 🐉❤️

A welcome distraction

Rated: E

Words: 980

Tags: Fantasy AU; dragon!Eddie; king!Steve; established relationship; mates; soul bond; cock warming; edging; anal sex; monsterfucking; that's right, that monster gets fucked

Notes: Set in the same universe as Hic sunt dracones

Sometimes, Steve hates being king. He loves his people, but some days, he'd rather fight a hundred more usurpers than suffer through another day of audiences and paperwork. 

Stifling a yawn, he grasps for the bowl of fruit Joyce brought. It's almost empty, but the pile of documents awaiting his signature is still as large as it was hours ago. He sighs, popping a berry into his mouth and pulling the next page from the stack. He squints in the flickering candlelight, trying to concentrate, but reading feels like trying to move through sludge. Steve groans and reaches for the bowl again. 

He comes up empty.

He keeps groping around for a moment, but finds only the surface of the desk. 

“What the-?” he mutters, looking up. 

The bowl is gone. 

While Steve is still staring at the spot of thin air that has taken its place, something at the back of his mind starts to tickle. The mental equivalent of a poorly restrained cackle. 

“Really?” Steve rolls his eyes. “You'll do anything for attention, won't you?” 

A blueberry flies from the shadows, hitting his chest.

“Oh dear,” says the darkness, unfurling leathery wings, and the sound is home. “My king is grouchy.” 

“My dragon is annoying,” Steve retaliates, but his mouth tugs into a grin as Eddie peels himself from the shadows, crowding him into his chair. “Anything you wanted? Apart from throwing food at- Get your ass off the desk, I'm reading that!”

Eddie obeys gladly, nudging Steve's knees apart so that he can settle on the ground by his feet.

“Want what's mine,” he purrs against Steve’s lips. “Want you.”

“Eddie, c’mon,” Steve says. The words come out around a gasp as Eddie nips at the bite mark on his shoulder. “Let me finish first.” 

“Don't worry, beloved,” Eddie's hands find the bindings of his pants. “I'll let you finish alright, but first we’ll-” 

“Oh no, we won't,” Steve snaps, pushing him off with one hand and gesturing at the pile of documents with the other. “Nobody is finishing before I'm done here. Is that clear?” 

A heartbeat passes in silence. Then, Eddie’s offended scowl morphs into a devious grin. The bond thrums with mischief and desire, and Steve knows he did this to himself. 

*

Steve scrawls his signature onto another document. It comes out wobbly and almost misses the line, little drops of ink splattering all over the parchment. He doesn’t even wait for it to dry, just slams it on the pile with the finished ones. A quick glance reveals that there’s two more left. He groans in frustration, trying to shift in his seat, trying to gain more leverage, more friction, more of that delicious, wet warmth. It’s no use. There’s two strong hands on his hips, holding him firmly in place. 

“Eddie,” he whimpers. “Please, c’mon, you’ve made your point.” 

His dragon hums at the sound of his name, the vibration sending little sparks up Steve’s spine, then pulls off his cock with an obscene, wet sound. 

“No can do, beloved,” he laments, glancing up at Steve from below dark lashes. His eyes are pure gold in the candlelight. “You said no finishing before-” 

“Fuck,” Steve swears. His hips twitch feebly in Eddie’s hold. “There’s only two left, I can do these tomorrow, please, I-” 

Eddie licks a long, hot stripe all the way from his base to his leaking tip, and the words trail off into an incoherent moan. 

“Wouldn’t want to keep my king from his duties,” Eddie rumbles, breath cool and ticklish against the sheen of his own spit. “Now come on. You’ve lasted so long, you can do two more.” 

And then, without waiting for a reply, he swallows Steve’s cock again. Steve feels that throat constricting, feels that wicked tongue teasing at his balls. Feels Eddie’s cock pressing into his leg as his dragon adjusts his position, and knows that he’s just as desperate for it. 

“Oh Gods, I hate you!” he groans. 

Eddie laughs, wrecked and muffled around the weight on his tongue, and lust coils in Steve’s abdomen like a spring, wound tight and waiting to snap. 

He yanks the two remaining documents towards himself, scribbling something vaguely resembling a signature somewhere near the bottom of both in one jerky movement before he slams the quill down on the desk. It snaps. Ink splatters on wood, and he knows the stains will never come out. He doesn’t care. 

“Done,” he rasps. “C'mon, c’mon, please!” 

His hands land on a horn and a fistful of hair, yanking so hard it must be painful, but Eddie doesn't complain. Instead, he scrambles into Steve’s lap and impales himself on his cock, all in one, fluid blur of movement. Their lips meet, and the taste of himself on Eddie’s tongue, the feeling of his mate clenching around him, is all it takes. Steve shatters apart with a hoarse moan, and Eddie greedily licks it out of his mouth while he spills inside of him. 

“You're a menace,” Steve tells him between sloppy kisses, once he's found his voice again. “Distracting me from work like that.” 

“Oh?” Eddie grins. “If anything, I think I made you work faster.” 

“Except I have no idea what I just signed,” Steve replies, snorting when his dragon nuzzles his throat playfully. “Peace treaty? War declaration? Who knows?” 

“Who cares?” Eddie quips, standing from the chair and stretching languidly. “Sounds like a tomorrow problem to me.” 

“Wait, woah!” Steve yelps as he is picked up and carried out of the study. “Where are we going?” 

Eddie laughs as he kicks open the door to their bed chamber. 

“What do you think, my love? You may be done, but I’m not. I plan on changing that. And maybe after …,” he grins down at Steve, all fangs and hungry golden eyes, “I'll let you finish some more.”

"Yeah, sorry your treaty is all crumpled up. My dragon sat on it."

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[reichiin033]

" I'll cuddle you, comfort you, and soothe you some more..!"

- Lilia to Egg Malleus

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Hello! I finally drew something again! This was the WIP I shared on my story last night ❤️

Here's my take on for THE BIRTH OF MALLEUS moment! The very emotional encounter oh hoping and dreaming of Lilia while trying to hatch the egg ! AAA 😭✨

I have no Idea how to draw a dragon but I think it came out okay-ish 🥺

Also a little extra I did a doodle of baby Mal when he transforms into half human form from my imagination 👀 ✨

Once again thanks for dropping by! ❤️😭 Please give me some hugs! I love y'all!! ✨

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(PLEASE DO NOT USE /SHARE ON OTHER PLATFORMS/ REUPLOAD MY DRAWING WITHOUT MY PERMISSION)

Lilia Vanrouge and Malleus Draconia are characters that belongs to Twisted Wonderland.

EVERYTHING On This FANART is Drawn by ME .

#Rei_Art

[bluemerakis]

pov BTS on set of Pete’s dragon with bf!Karl Urban

This is a request that goes out to @kus-babygirl ❤️ I hope you enjoy it bby!

A/n: yes, Karl’s age is inconsistent between the pics because it was incredibly difficult to find BTS pics of Pete’s Dragon so let us use the power of imagination and delulu and pretend he’s the same age in all the pics. Mwah! Anyways, this was so fun to do! Sorry it took so darn long, I’ve been down in the slumps of hell 😭

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yourusername guess who got an invite to lurk behind the scenes of an upcoming (top secret can’t be named) movie haha! All the more excuse to spend time with the loml @/karlurban. The location is just stunning, so naturally we had to explore the local reserves and have a little picnic and reading date before the shooting begins 🍂📚

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lovely dress you’ve got there 😍

yourusername @/karlurban thanks for buying it mwah 🥰

jaylinmao1199_ @/yourusername @/karlurban mami y papi

kaylasw0rld._ @/jaylinmao1199_ I want them to adopt me 😭

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OH SHE DOESNT PLAY AROUND 🫣🫣 STUNNER THAT’S MY GIRL ❤️

karlurban ya flirting with my girl? @/yourbestfriend ♥︎ by author

yourbestfriend MY girl 😤😤😤 @/karlurban I was her man first 🤺 ♥︎ by author

yourusername @/yourbestfriend @/karlurban let’s be civil at this restaurant table, there’s enough of me to go around 😙

yourbestfriend @/yourusername sigh fine I’ll share

y/n_fanpage omg that dress is STUNNING 🤩 slay girl

jhistine_girlypop @/y/nfanpage does anybody know where the dress is from? It’s a need 😩

urbanfestival0191 @/jhistine_girlypop i also need to know asap!

chelseaoxox y’all are so gorgeous together!!! 🥰🥰

winniethemoooo @/chelseaoxox should’ve been me /jokes don’t come for me

karlsladyyy HIS HAND IN THE FOURTH PIC EXCUSE ME 🥵🥵

kar1_urban_stannn @/karlsladyyy IKR I NEED TO LICK IT

handsupforhotmen @/karlsladyyy sigh @/yourusername is a better person than me because personally I wouldn’t shut up if I were dating THE Karl Urban

hungry4thatwic @/karlsladyyy need him to grip my knee that way next 🫦

karlurb4ns_fanpage you’re so lucky omg WHAT IS THE SECRET TO BAGGING A MAN LIKE KARL???

startreksbaby_ @/karlurb4ns_fanpage not scaring him away by having a fan account (jokes)

y/n_fangirl4lyf Literally obsessed with you 😍😍😍

dailydilfupdates0_ okay but what books were you guys reading 👀👀

micahscornerrrr literally my fav couple ever 😭❤️

jaceeplace._ Does anybody know the location of where they’re filming??

dianasprincess_ @/jaceeplace._ hello?? 😭

jaceeplace._ @/dianasprincess_ NO I just mean because I’d like to go for a picnic there, the location is pretty 😭 not in stalker way

dianasprincess_ @/jaceeplace._ oh LMFAO 😭 sorry idk

randomuser105959 respectfully, I need to be her

flower_valley_starr this is so cute 🥰

sawwdustboy what’s the movie 👀

matchthatfr33k @/sawwdustboy caption bud

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karlurban nothin like a good hike through these beautiful woods to start off the lovely morning with mine . 🌲🏃‍♂️ @/yourusername ❤️

This location has rolling hills and a forest like no other . Freakin gorgeous scenery , no better place to explore !

Anyways , I gotta stay fit if I’m gonna be chasing after a dragon ! 🐉 #petesdragon #letsgo

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yourusername 4d ♥︎ by author

Let’s not leave out the bit where you almost slipped into the river

karlurban @/yourusername 🤐

urban_karl104 @/yourusername HAHAH exposed

jesseheywards087 @/yourusername I love them pls

j3ssesparks @/yourusername you could say he’s falling for you all over again 😉

disneystudios 4d ♥︎ by author

uh oh, he’s coming 🪓😈

jinxmeonce_shame @/disneystudios y’all ate with this casting 😮‍💨 live laugh love karl urban

womanofurdreamssss @/jinxmeonce_shame I hope he gets a good amount of screen time!!!

randomuser1958 the seventh pic is making me growl 👺 HIS HAIR IS MAKING ME FERAL

fanpagestanaccount299501 @/randomuser1958 RIGHT??? He looks so slutty 🤤

juliesfaith12_ @/randomuser1958 In his boy band era

karlsarmpithair don’t be shy, drop the location 🤭

jordanoliver460 @/karlsarmpithair YOUR USERNAME HELLO??? 😭💔

karlsno1g1rl Karl, if I were a log, wood you notice me? (lumberjack rizz)

_.kayspencer._ @/karlsno1g1rl IM CRYING 😭😭😭

randomuser501816 y/n is so pretty 😍

kurb4nfanpage @/randomuser501816 she is 😫 karl bagged a baddie

maplesyrupsluuuuut @/kurb4nfanpage I wanna be her 💔

y/n_fanpage wowowowow 😍😍

randomuser19462 who’s the girl in the pics? ☹️

h03s4lyf @/randomuser19462 take a wild guess!

gotmeredinthech33ks @/randomuser19462 Some rando lmfao who do you think??

beautiful_.po3try @/randomuser19462 I’m gonna hold your hand when I tell you this…

exploreroftheinternet looks so fun!! 🤗

jackandjilltookapill10 everyday I cry a bit because this man isn’t mine

catchmydryftyet_ that place looks so pretty

cassidywinslow_111 wtf, I’m only finding out now that Karl has a gf???

_applepieloverr @/cassidywinslow_111 girl same 😭💔 but she’s gorg so I can’t even bitch about it

cassidywinslow_111 @/_applepieloverr I wonder how long they’ve been dating for?

_pixiestardust_ @/cassidywinslow_111 a few years I think

cassidywinslow_111 @/_pixiestardust_ ohhh, sounds serious 👀👀

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yourusername in my hiker era 🏃‍♀️

Thank you @/karlurban for the pics 😘 (he just wanted to get a move on with the hike 😭)

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karlurban 3d ♥︎ by author

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yourusername @/karlurban love youuuu 😙

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I had no idea Karl was good with a camera like that

yourusername @/yourbestfriend is he? There’s a reason I’ve only got 3 pics to show for 😭

japlexunlimiteddd @/yourusername @/karlurban come defend your honour 😭😭

princess0fthep4st uh oh I sense a baddie 🔥

y/n_updates_ love the fit 😍

randomuser10305 we need more Karl!!!

pinkp0nyclub @/randomuser10305 then go visit his insta 🤡

whitneyhouston_stan103 @/randomuser10305 this is her page, she can post whatever tf she wants

randomuser10305 @/whitneyhouston_stan103 chill it wasn’t that deep 💩

velcrobuddy_lol omg I know that place!!!

karl_lover_m4n @/velcrobuddy_lol Don’t be shy 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 tell us!

theecereal_master_ body tea 😎

carefor4bite oh to be hiking in a pretty forest with a pretty Karl Urban

iminjeopardy I wanna be her

fangirl10305 MARRY ME QUEEN 💍

uwillb33thedeathofme @/fangirl10305 get in line 😾

y/n_fanpage 😍🔥 obsessed with you!

defsyourfavgurl mami 🥵🥵

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yourusername big man @/karlurban took us on a boat ride 😍 what CAN’T he do?

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karlurban 2d ♥︎ by author

jack of all trades . 😎

yourusername @/karlurban and a master of all ❤️

itgirl4lyf @/karlurban I swear this man does EVERYTHING @/leabeatea

jigsawfig @/itgirl4lyf no fr 😭 he’s a got a new damn hobby everyday

leabeatea @/itgirl4lyf he’s so bf material

yourbestfriend 2d ♥︎ by author

couple goals 🤭

hahaimrunningoutofusernames oh my gosh his smile in the first picture 😭❤️

ihatemakingusernames @/hahaimrunningoutofusernames he looks like such an innocent cutie

ismokew33d pls he looks so cute in the 6th pic

urbanofkarl056 @/ismokew33d “🕺”

ismokew33d @/urbanofkarl056 stop 😭

_sarah_baby_1 sigh time to learn how to sail so that I can run into this man

crystal_rockz @/_sarah_baby_1 I humbly request a ticket upon that boat!

jjjmelodiesss y/n looks sooo cute in that dress 🥹

applesaday_ I didn’t know Karl dabbled in the ocean roads like that 😳

keepsthe_doctorsaway @/applesaday_ ikr me neither?? It makes him so much hotter now 🥵

matchateaisreallygood pretending the 4th pic is meant for me 😋 sometimes delulu is good for the soul

i_love_0lder_m3n can y’all see me drowning myself in the ocean of the 7th pic?? 😔

cheesewithalltheh0les_ spectacular gimme 14 more of these!

kangaroosarescaryman how do I apply for this position? ✍️

3verymansland @/kangaroosarescaryman you might have a shot once your head hits the pillow (in dream land)

kangaroosarescaryman @/3verymansland yo 😔

istanhotcouples_ beautiful pics 🌅

babyimnotevenhereee oh my little heart is so jealous right now

angelfromheaven222 @/babyimnotevenhereee preach

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yourusername photo dump featuring too much of my lover man 🫦 (btw I beat him in pool)

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6th pic 😂

yourusername @/karlurban I just had to my cutie patootie 😭

yourbestfriend @/karlurban the OG sleeping beauty 🥱 forget Pete’s dragon, I just found your new role! ♥︎ by author

yourusername @/yourbestfriend PLEASE

yourbestfriend 1d ♥︎ by author

also the fifth pic??? Omg I’m dying it’s so cute 😭❤️

yourusername @/yourbestfriend thank you bby 🤭❤️

randomuser02948 yummy 😣

moniquearmstr0ng @/randomuser02948 karl or the actual food? 😏

randomuser02948 @/moniquearmstr0ng you know what? BOTH 🗣️

moniquearmstr0ng @/randomuser02948 REAL

g0dsohelpme_ the 7th pic good lawd COME PICK ME UP

havenofm3n._ it looks so fun on set there 😫 fomo is real

karlurbansgirlyp0p fifth pic 🫠 👎

janniceearth10 @/karlurbansgirlyp0p LMFAO get a life, acting like you had a shot 😭😭 loser

jessepowells401 @/karlurbansgirlyp0p Hey, so, you don’t know him in real life, you’re projecting from a place of an unhealthy para-social relationship. And hating isn’t a cute behaviour. Hope this helps! 🥰

y/ns_w0rld oh they’re so cute 🤩

randomuser10495 I wish I was y/n so bad 😭💔 lord when is it my turn???

@/randomuser10495 amen 😔

felicitykeys104 omg Karl looks so cute in that second pic!

iconstars1002 @/felicitykeys104 ikr?? Ugh I need him 😭

_.fanofdilfs._ I don’t want just any man, I want Karl Urban 🫠

unitednationofd1lfs @/_.fanofdilfs._ he literally sets the standards

startreks_0rigin idk who I want more between the two of them 😓

multiversefandomw0rlld @/startreks_0rigin BOAF AT ONCE, TWO IN ONE 🗣️

hortonhearsahoo brb learning voodoo to manifest this man into my life

kettlestack0294 @/hortonhearsahoo crazy

henryruffstuff need Karl’s jacket in that second picture!

karlsdirtysockk @/henryruffstuff I’d like one too if it comes with Karl inside it

henryruffstuff @/karlsdirtysockk wouldn’t that be something 😂

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karlurban Get a look at a few shots of Gavin Magary in @/disneystudios Pete's Dragon ! 😎🪓

Been a busy week of shooting, can't wait for y'all to see this movie hit the screen once we’re wrapped up . It's gonna be a goodie ! 🍻

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can't decide whether to love him or hate him

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karlurbansg1rl @/disneystudios love, always love

Kingdomofdilfs1, @/disneystudios y'alls fault for always making the villain hot

yourusername 1d ♥︎ by author

the only lumberjack l'm trying to take home

karlurban @/yourusername l'd say mission accomplished 🥵

urbanunlimited_ @/yourusername sigh idk whether to be jealous or jealous of you queen, bagged one hell of a man there

kerrysstage @/urbanunlimited_ forget bagging karl, karl bagged @/yourusername

yourusername 1d ♥︎ by author

I miss the beard 😖

juxtaposition_this_b1sh @/yourusername LMAO REAL SIS

queenofthe4sh3s @/yourusername oh thank god I’m not the only one who finds Karl 10x more attractive with a beard 😭😭😭

noelssliceoflife @/queenofthe4sh3s he’s attractive with or without the beard

queenofthe4sh3s @/noelssliceoflife I didn’t say he’s not attractive without a beard, I just said he’s MORE attractive with one. Let’s put our reading glasses on! 😆

urbanunlimited013 @/yourusername no more beard burn 😩

ellenmegellen1093 JESUS why is this man so fine

urbansgirlforlifeuhhh @/ellenmcgellen1093 suddenly I’ve booked a flight to New Zealand

noticemep1s_ he can come and chop my wood any hour of the day 🫦

jacksonvillesprince @/noticemep1s_ BYEEE 😭

katherinelockedin74 just saw the trailer for this movie, I can’t wait to see you on screen!! 🤩

randomuser10494 Oh I can’t wait

fangirlxoxoxoxo this character is so slutty, it’s doing something to me 🫵

babeitsmeimthe1 @/fangirlxoxoxoxo no fr ugh 😩

pewpewb4by_ why does he look so nakey without his beard 😭

0nceuponathyme @/pewpewb4by it’s so highschool boy coded 💔💔

tuckedupinb3d @/pewpewb4by Beard supremacy 🗣️🗣️🗣️

woahwhosaidthat s/creamed

kaceystakesss Santa, it’s me again…

artofnoticing_ he’s so dreamy 🫠🫠🫠

mandys_l0re._ I’m blessed every time this man shows up on my screen

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[nerdieforpedro]

Weekend Update 03/10/2024

Made it another week Nerdie.

That I did. I believe today is Sunday. Too much time in this chair. I think I slept in it before. Too many times.

Nerdie, don't you have a bed?

I do, I don't always make it there. I've usually zoned out and nodded off, the wake up when my neck hurts. 👀 I'm not always writing either, just thinking sometimes.

Couldn't you think in bed Nerdie?

I could, but I don't. That sounds like a good idea. My ideas aren't always great. But I did have a few this week.

My March Spring Prompts continue. I was able to do ten of them without repeating a character! 🤗 This upcoming week we'll see some Pedro peeps come back. Key words: gas station sushi, angst, oil and bath. Remember this is Nerdie 😎, it could be any and everything, but my prompts are mature and not explicit. I do write about some heavy subjects, fluff, a few giggles, and have some innuendos, but my main masterlist is 78% smut so just go there.

The WIP I’d been mentioning for the last few weeks or months (could be either) is finished and posted : Diddle your Dieter to Disco. My first Dieter smut actually which is hilarious at least to me. 🤣 The rest of his Masterlist is fairly fluffy. I would check the warnings on it, I put a lot in it. 👀

Part Two of my series The Lake Between Us is up. Make sure to read the warnings. Ezra introduction has a lot going on. It's an AU so he has both arms but that doesn't mean I didn't torture him other ways. 👀 I do love that ya'll love the taglist name "Taste-testers of Ezra's gumbo." 😆

I finally wrote the follow up to He told me his name called She made me feel. I think I enjoy mentally torturing Pedro characters at this point. Poor Din is so anxious and touch-starved. As always with Din = HANDS. A Nerdie staple. This is The Way.

Now for everyone's favorite (and mine): Fic recommendations!!! (Yes I did type and do a little yell, fanfics are serious. Pfft.) 😄

Confetti by @secretelephanttattoo (Marcus Pike x f reader) The Quiet Moments Collection

Adrift with you by @morallyinept (Frankie Morales x Jude OFC) The Prologue “I’m behind”’😭

A Real Man by @pedroshotwifey (Frankie Morales x female plus size reader) my request - stay self indulgent everyone! 🥰

Tick by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin (Frankie Morales x wife reader) The Mistress of Angst!

A Bronx Tale: Part Deux - A Chicago Tale by @justabovewater20 (SydCarmy)

Love’s a weed:  just ripe by @tinytinymenace (Frankie Morales x ofc - Ruby) Fruits are essential.

Second Chances part 2 by @pedroscurls (Marcus Pike x fem reader) Such a cute series 💕

Cigarettes After Sex by @immarocketman (Awesome artist I follow. 💜)

Promise by @criticallyacclaimedstranger (Ezra - dragon x fem reader) The only Pedro character that can pull off being a dragon. 🐉

Please Mister Please by @grogusmum (Joel Miller x fem reader) The fluff 🥹💕

Unconventional Location by @winniethewife (Abel Morales x fem reader)

Personal Shopper by @huntingingoodwill (Dieter Bravo x reader)

Enjoy the Silence by @strang3lov3 (Joel Miller x fem reader)

Spicy Ask #68 by @kewwrites (Din Djarin x reader) Say it with me: HANDS 🙌🏼!!!!

Reminder by @criticallyacclaimedstranger (Tim Rockford x fem reader) Sometimes good things happen in Tim’s office.

Forever Starts With You Masterlist (Frankie Morales x chubby fem reader) @criticallyacclaimedstranger I loved all three parts I read 🥰🥰 (A Good Start, A Strong Finish and A New Beginning). It looks like there more to their story so much more reading for me. ❤️

some good friend by @covetyou (Tim Rockford x fem reader) TIM DESERVED THIS ❤️ That is all.

Sanctuary by @thefrogdalorian (Din Djarin x GN reader) Din fluff forever. 🤗

We got your back chapter 1 by @softpascalito (Javier Peña x fem reader)

The Sweetest Melody by @noisynaia (Din Djarin x afab reader)

Rise by @sp00kymulderr (Joel Miller x afab reader) ALL THE FEELS 😭

Falling for you by @fhatbhabie (Joel Miller x plus size reader) Part One - The drama!

Just look at You by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin (Poe Dameron x fem reader) The Poe Dameron smut we deserve. 🍆

Chapter 3 - Here’s a health to the company… and one to my Boss… by @inept-the-magnificent (Tim Rockford x ofc Jane Nebbie) I just think about this series and I start giggling. Sunshine Nebbie and grump Tim - he is a super grump. But he is also me. 🤣

To the Flame chapter 6.5 by @pedroshotwifey (Dark Javier Peña x fem reader) So sweet out of context.

To the Flame chapter 9 by @pedroshotwifey (Dark Javier Peña x fem reader) The slow decent begins...we're just at the start of the ride. 😈

Between the Sheets by @saturn-rings-writes (William Tell x fem reader) Reminded me of an Isley Brothers song. I feel like we're headed toward that song. Please with this direction.

Hiccup by @morallyinept (Javier Gutierrez x fem reader) A whimpering Javi G. What an evening. 😘

A New Home by @charethcutestory02 (Frankie Morales x Benny Miller) Budding feelings. 🤗

Special shout out to Ms. Payday - Le Poet and lover of da words: @maggiemayhemnj They seek her out, have brunches and nightcaps. It's what all writers long for. She checked in on me along with @megamindsecretlair @angelofsmalldeath-codeine @magpiepills @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin and @lady-bess

I've been not as active - mainly due to work, school, and the insomnia. But still writing. 😄 priorities. lol

New appreciation for Javier Pena. well not new, re-newed. Maybe am working on a few things. None are good, none are final. Still need polishing. Also need to give Javi G's outline another look. I might...👀 have a chapter for him this week. I hope. @goodwithcheese was pleased with this. @undercoverpena was Luke-warm. I think she thought I was taking something, but if Javi P has shown us anything, sharing is caring. 😘

Stay well, sleep in your bed (unless you're planning not to) and be hydrated,

Love Nerdie 💕

[zabimarushoney67]

Hello, I'm having thoughts about Jushiro again.

Giving blowjobs but making it dominant and overstimulating. Gripping his thighs and putting them on my shoulders as he tries to squirm away. Indents of fingers on the skin.

I'd make him hold my hair back, so he has to watch closely to do a good job. Leaning back and stopping if he looks away.

-@dragon-anon 🐉

Bruh I love your requests so muccchh 😭🙏🏼 Your requests let my freak to come out and run wild in these streets!! you got it! 💖😍💦 Also I am so sorry this took so long I be fuckin around too much💀 I made up for it by making this my best work - enjoy a whole smut fic ❤️ Dude lowkey you're making me a simp for Jūshirō I be thinking bout this man a lot now 👀

✨Just the tip💦

Jūshirō Ukitake x Fem Reader!

Summary: It’s gonna be a long night with Jūshirō Ukitake so buckle in, it’ll be the ride of your life.

NSFW+18💦MDI⚠️FLUFF💟

Warnings: Oral sex, blowjob magic, dom/switch reader, sub/switch Jūshirō, rough sex, v@ginal penetration, biting, deep throating, overstimulation, edging, orgasm denial, multiple orgasms, light bruising.

Authors notes: THIS WHOLE THING IS SMUT. A P0RN0 FOR YA MIND, ENJOY AND FOLLOW ME YA FUCKIN IDIOTS LOVE YOU! 💖

The scent of fresh rain filled the spring night air. Leaving it damp, breezy, and oddly refreshing outdoors.

The pavement gleamed with rippling puddles under the starry night sky. The sudden weather had significantly dropped the temperature, as you two walked back to your quarters after a party broke out in Squad 8’s barracks.

Huddled tight together, fingers interlaced, as warm clouds of breath left your parted lips. The clouds swirled and drifted apart while y/n hiccuped through her words. “Shunsui really knows how to throw a “get-together” doesn't he?” She said, swaying a little and tipsy from the few glasses of sake she had shared with Jūshirō. “He's always been like that, very eccentric when he wants to be,” Jūshirō laughed, smiling down at you. “Let's get home babe, it's freezing out here,” he said hastily. Shivering, he huddled inwards towards your body for warmth, Jūshirō was slightly concerned about catching another cold the longer he stayed outdoors.

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Jūshirō’s sickness has been incredibly forgiving to him the last few days. It's been pleasant, being witness to him glowing beyond recognition, happy, and lively. Compared to the usual confinement to your shared bed, coughing with tissues shoved up his nose. Tonight, Jūshirō was looking mighty fine underneath the clearing night sky. Smiling to herself, y/n nuzzles closer to him, admiring his warm body and his handsome features as they glowed underneath the moonlight.

Seeing him so relaxed, and carefree always awoke something deep inside of y/n. The heady mixture of love and lust, genuine devotion, and feminine domination swooned her brain with endless scenarios for the night's end. Waves of need had started to roll around in her belly. Each wave forced her already shaky legs to wobble some more with the surmounting desire. It's been weeks since Jūshirō has felt well enough for anything more than just the occasional cuddling and hand-holding. Maybe tonight can change that, y/n thought hopefully.

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Arriving back at your barracks, Jūshirō opens the door for you. As you enter, he generously smacks and grabs your butt on the way in. His perfect smile grinned at the way you let out a tiny yelp, laughing when he peeked at you squinting at him from behind your shoulder.

“I'm gonna have a shower,” “Would you like to join me, my love?” he asks warmly, extending his hand toward you.

Taking his large hand in hers, y/n kissed each pad of his fingertips softly. “I had one this morning already honey,” “I'll be waiting in the bedroom,” y/n says allowing his middle finger to trace her soft plush lips.

Her vague smile hinted at a slight promise of “I want more,” the night wasn’t over just yet. Jūshirō’s ears perked up at the sound of your voice, his head started to swarm with all the possibilities y/n could be thinking of. His body slowly roused awake with want, the more he let his brain ponder.

Grabbing hold of your wrist quickly, Jūshirō pulls you into a close embrace. His long fingers cup your chin, pinning your head up toward his. Smiling gently down at you, he kisses both of your cheeks, then your lips passionately. The weeks of pent-up sexual energy started flowing between your bodies, as that one sweet kiss you shared, turned into the devouring of each other's lips.

Wet tongues collided, slipping and sliding with ease. Saliva-covered lips and warm gripping hands compelled the two rabid, touch-deprived bodies close together. Whining softly y/n bites on his bottom lip, tugging and compelling Jūshirō to let out a husky growl. Wrapping her arms around Jūshirō’s neck, y/n tip-toed against him, squishing her braless breasts into his relaxed, but chiseled chest, refusing to let him go.

Releasing his lip to speak, “Can't your shower wait babe?” Y/n pouts quietly, sporting her best pair of puppy eyes. “It can... But,” Jūshirō’s warm eyes glinted with a longing hunger but his devilish smile told a different story. “But what,” she protested in earnest, rolling her eyes to the heavens with a scoff. “I just love making you wait,” he chuckles as y/n’s jaw immediately dropped, “you're gonna regret this Ukitake,” she said pointing her finger at his shoulder. “Go take your shower, I’ll be waiting for you,” y/n says standing on her tiptoes once more, leaving kisses on his jaw.

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The sound of the shower knobs turning, and the water squeaking off signified that the fun was just about to begin.

Making y/n wait for what she truly wanted, had her feeling increasingly horny, her poor mind was in the gutter and her body was angry because of it.

Assuming a position in the middle of their bed, Y/n sat on her knees. She could feel her sticky arousal drip between her folds, sensitizing her whole body.

Fidgeting nervously, she modeled Jūshirō’s captain's coat, covering up her nakedness. Her heart pounded, making the pumping blood feel warm and thick in her veins. Growing ever impatient, Jūshirō needed to come back now and end this malicious waiting period HE forced on her. ‘Damn him, who does he think he is??’ y/n thought, huffing outwardly.

Fleeting seconds felt like precious minutes passing by. Every exhale of y/n’s breath excited her senses until finally the bathroom door was ultimately pushed open.

The fragrant, hot steam poured out of the bathroom and rolled into the bedroom. Like something from a movie, Jūshirō steps into the room with a small towel tucked around his hips. His image left nothing to the imagination, but he looked sexy all the same. His muscled thighs refused to be contained by the fluffy towel and peeked through the slit of the fabric. His cock left quite an impressionable imprint underneath, elevating y/n’s need for him.

Once fully in the bedroom, Jūshirō holds a separate towel to his head and lightly squeezes water from the sopping tips of his hair. Droplets of water fell to his freshly dried chest while he scrunched. Y/n watched captivated as the beads drifted down, flowing perfectly with the muscle lines of his stomach. Thoroughly mesmerized by the shiny trails of moisture they left behind and how they accentuated his robust structure.

Licking her suddenly parched lips, y/n glimpsed up at Jūshirō. Her eyelashes fluttered once they landed on his steam-heated face. Raking a hand through his wet hair, Jūshirō peers down at you from under his towel. His pupils dilated at the mere sight of you. Tracing every inch of exposed skin, he ate you alive while scanning you, head to toe. Jūshirō admired how languidly draped you were within his captain's coat, hiding just enough from his view that he quietly begged to see more.

“You...” “Are...” “So...” “Remarkably beautiful, my dear,” he says appreciatively. Raising his eyes to your face, he flushed even further. Studying your complexion in that instant, he quickly comprehended what your darkened stare meant for him, and for his cock.

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Going on all fours y/n crept to the end of the bed, studying Jūshirō in the process. Stretching out a hand, she hooked a finger in the waistband of his tucked towel.

Tugging him closer to the bed, y/n placed another hand on his body, feeling him up before relaxing her hand on a strong buttcheek. With a soft grunt, he swayed toward the bed until his knees pressed against the front of the mattress. Humming softly at your touch, Jūshirō places a hand over the explorative hand of y/n’s and holds it in place over his butt. Smiling down at y/n, the finger she sealed in his waistband, kept him in place for her.

Moving her face close to his stomach, y/n kisses both of his hip bones and the vein that runs down his navel. Smooth lips meeting his pristine skin, her eyes dart up to Jūshirōs face. After meeting his lustful eyes and making sure he's watching, y/n licks a water bead from his lower naval up to his abdomen, leaving a kiss on his sensitive skin once her tongue reached its destination. Gasping out, Jūshirō held his lip captive between his teeth. He observed her hypnotized while y/n continued to taunt him, reveling in the feel of her tongue against his skin, and the way her delicate lips instilled a kiss after every lick.

Nibbling his skin just above his hip bones, y/n’s hand slithers up and around to his strong thigh, gripping it under her palm. Moving the slit of the towel further away, y/n exposed more of his beautiful flesh for her eyes to feast on.

Looking up at Jūshirō with a sly smile, the finger that was lodged in his waistband runs along the fabric, loosening it. With one swift motion, y/n yanks the towel free and allows it to fall to the floor. The soft cloth pooled around his feet, as y/n placed both of her hands on Jūshirōs thighs, steadying herself. Standing completely bare before you now his cock rose freely, unrestricted and unconfined. Dropping his separate towel to the floor, Jūshiro smirks at you from above with a raised eyebrow.

Watching his cock grow harder by the second, y/n chewed her bottom lip as she salivated at the sight of the gorgeous man that stood in front of her. Placing his large hands over yours, he held onto them. Taking one of your hands, he placed it over his shaft enticing you to grab ahold of him. Jūshirō watched as you gripped onto his stiff cock with him, slowly he moved his hand up and down his throbbing girth. “Hmm, Yes.” “That's it, baby,” he praised you, smiling as your hand mimicked his rhythm.

Unleashing a stifled moan, Jūshirō gently directed you on how to stroke his cock, loving the way your hand felt rubbing him. The foreplay turned him on immensely, he had silently started wishing to bury himself in you already. Running up and down the length of his cock, the both of you pumped him until precum dribbled from his slit.

The mixture of teamwork and watching Jūshirō enjoy himself encouraged more saliva to fill y/n’s mouth. “You seem dazed,” “My love,” he said with a gentle smile, one that quickly turned into an ‘O’ shape as your hand gripped his cock head tightly. “I stand...” “Corrected...” “Ugh, fuck,” he murmured forcibly.

Smiling deviously, y/n’s hooded eyes flashed something fierce and untamed. She had wished to please her husband all evening, and her wish was soon to be granted.

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Dragging her tight fist down his hard length once again, y/n positions his swollen tip on her tongue. The taste of his pre brought back fond memories of, driving Jūshirō completely mad with lust, and an incredible urge to cum only to deny him. The sounds, the curses, and the frustration he’ll feel and demonstrate... Y/n sorely missed the way he would take it all out on her when she eventually had her fill of teasing him. It's a side of Jūshirō only you have seen, and you love to bring out anytime you get.

Licking it away, saliva had started to string down from her tongue. Dripping and connecting to the skin of her thighs, all while she recalled her memories. A red shade of blush painted Jūshirōs face as y/n slowly and teasingly moved her head down his length. Finally, she encased the first few inches of him in her warm, wet mouth. Y/n’s lips tightened around his head, sucking him sweetly and letting her tongue swirl around his sensitive gland. All the while, massaging the base of his shaft. Jūshirō’s mouth dropped while he observed Y/n in amazement. By the time her tongue rang around him the third time, his thighs had already started trembling from the feeling.

Throwing his head back at the intense pleasure, and his mouth agape his long hair fell down his back. Closing his eyes, Jūshirō groans loudly and started thrusting his hips in time with the fervent moving of y/n’s tongue around his cock. Relishing in the eager sucking of her mouth, Jūshirō was quickly losing all of his composure. With one hand on the back of your head, he pushed your head down forcibly, making you gag.

Refusing to be told what to do, a loud pop sounds out and suddenly her precious touch ceased. Y/n sits back on her knees, wipes her mouth, and smiles sweetly at the super horny but now confused Jūshirō. He seemed very troubled by the sudden removal of your mouth, gripping his cock he stroked himself slowly, wondering why you stopped.

“Something the matter babe?” y/n asks with fake concern, “Yes, actually,” he said panting, and rubbing himself. “It seems my beautiful, loving, caring, and endearing wife has stopped touching me.” Jūshirō’s eyebrows furrowed as an amused smile placed itself on his face.

“My, my,” “What a shame, huh?” y/n gasped back at him innocently. “A tragedy, really,” he responded curtly.

“Whatever shall we do my sweet, loving husband?” y/n hummed sing-song-like. “You mean,” “What do I have to do,” he huffed. “C’mon, out with it woman,” the sexual frustration already rearing its head. His cock twitched angrily from the sudden lack of stimulation.

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Replacing his hand, y/n softly gripped the base of his cock, riding her hand up his length. Her thumb pressed against the underside of his cock, forcing it to curve while she stroked him. Mumbled moans and sweet curses started to fall from Jūshirō’s mouth as his eyebrows furrowed some more. “Please, y/n-sama,” he begged desperately, fiending to feel her welcoming mouth swallow him whole again.

“I'll give you what you want, don't worry baby,” “You're just so...” “impatient,” Y/n said in a hushed and warning tone. “I told you, that you were gonna regret it, didn't I? My love?” She looked up into Jūshirōs eyes, scanning his seemingly stoic complexion for any hesitation. “I vaguely remember you saying that,” “Yes, darling,” he said through smiling but gritted teeth. “Such a good boy, for remembering” y/n said in admiration.

“Now then,” “you are gonna stand here, and look real beautiful,” “while I make you feel so, so good,” y/n said with closed eyes and a killer smile. “What's the catch?” “I know your games babe,” Jūshirō said with a raised eyebrow.

“Awh,” “You know me so well honey,” y/n says graciously, clasping her hands together. “For starters, if you would be so kind,” “Hold my hair back for me, please sweetheart,” “and secondly,” y/n’s tone dropped. “Secondly, you will not force me. Don't be pushy,” she said sternly, glaring slightly at Jūshirō.

“You know, I’ll have to punish you now for being so greedy,” Y/n sighed, shrugging her shoulders. “Here’s the deal,” “You, take a single eye off of me, and I will start over.” “From the very beginning.” “Do not cum unless I say so, got it?” y/n says in finality, raising an eyebrow in his direction.

Clutching his chest as if you shot him Jūshirō sucked in a long breath through his teeth. Hissing it out, he silently agrees, nodding gently in your direction.

Looking into your eyes, Jūshirō jokes, “You can be so cruel to me sometimes my love,” he says with a smirk. “But if it means I get to play with you, I’ll do whatever my baby tells me,”. Flashing him with a genuine smile, “I love that answer,” Y/n says with a giggle. Resuming her position, she beams back at Jūshirō for being such a good sport.

Jūshirōs gentle fingers push your hair behind your ears so he can gather it all, holding it in a ponytail style. Glancing up at Jūshirō, and then back at the task at hand he cheekily comments, “My eyes are up here, babe,”. With a quick shake of her head, Y/n squint's at him before spitting on the tip of his dick, spreading it, and using it to lube him up.

Grunting and clenching his jaw from your moving fist, Jūshirō’s hips thrust and tense with each stroke. Once satisfied with the squelching noises that came from roughly stroking his cock, y/n takes him back into her mouth and starts sucking. Closing her eyes, y/n savored the flavor of his clean skin and the faint taste of fruity sake, that somehow mixed perfectly together.

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“Hnnng...” “Oh, shit... yes..!” “Fuck...” “Mmm... baby,” “You just...ugh,” “Fucking love sucking this dick, huh?,” Jūshirō moaned peering down at y/n. His jaw went slack, “so pretty, sucking me like that...” he said, panting with each movement of y/n’s head. His eyes studied her while she deepthroated his length with ease. Tiny explosions rippled throughout his body whenever his dick touched the back of y/n’s throat. Accompanied by the cute, slutty sounds she made while pleasuring him, Jūshirō’s head floated blissfully in the heat of it all.

Drool carelessly leaked from the crevices of y/n’s mouth, down his shaft, and over his balls making a mess in his trimmed, white pubes. Jūshirō’s grip on your hair weakened, and his gaze began to waver.

His body ached and jerked, screaming for some relief. Unfortunately for Jūshirō, y/n kept sucking and stroking. Instinctively, she just knew when he was about to look away, her movements would slow, moving damn near to a stop each time. It was unfair, Jūshirō thought. A thought that was soon eased at the feel of her wet tongue wrapping around his throbbing shaft. Y/n could feel his thighs begin to quake uncontrollably under her palms while she toyed with him.

Y/n’s body sang with each of his frantic moans, making her vibrate with desire. Jūshirō’s body tensed up every time she bounced her head. With his fast-approaching orgasm, y/n smiled internally ‘Now the real fun can start’ she assumed to herself.

Looking up at Jūshirō’s face with his dick still in her mouth, she maintained eye contact with him making him blush a deep red.

His whole body was awkwardly hunched due to the naughty torture he had subjected himself to, it had started to take a toll on his body. “I know you're... Fuck,” “Having fun... ” “But would y/n-sama...” “Be kind enough to let her sweet, loving husband sit,” He said grunting, peering down into your eyes. “I think I’ll pass out if don’t,” Jūshirō chuckled before his knees slightly buckled while y/n forcibly sucked his tip.

Pulling off his head sharply, y/n giggled at the face Jūshirō made when she popped off his sensitive cock. Smiling cutely at him, “Well,” “You've done a great job so far,” she said in praise, “I don't see why not,” y/n nodded, patting the mattress and inviting Jūshirō into her space.

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Y/n watched as Jūshirō made his way to the headboard, sitting against the wall he sighed, looking so relieved to finally sit.

His cock stood rigidly hard, pulsing, and sore from the overstimulation. Jūshirō couldn't remember the last time you had him this worked up, but this has been a wonderful reminder as to why he married you. The sex life you shared was and has always been incredible. Sex wasn't an answer for everything that went wrong, but you could always find one another in it, bringing you closer with each encounter.

Crawling to his feet y/n pushed them apart with her hands, before moving between his legs. Once comfortable there, y/n’s hands grip under his thighs lifting them so they sat on her shoulders. Holding them in place, she kissed his inner thighs before playfully biting the fleshy inside, making Jūshirō yell out in shock. “AH!?” “Ow...” “What’re you doing down there?” he sighs with a chuckle and a slight look of horror on his face.

Y/n peered up at him with a mischievous grin, “Just having some fun that's all,” she said matter-of-factly. Kissing, and running her tongue over the red welt she left, y/n made her way to his other thigh repeating her ritual there as well. Jūshirō’s breath would hitch in his lungs while his body shook with every soft smooch and bite y/n left on his skin. After playing with him, y/n’s hands gripped Jūshirō’s thighs. Holding them hostage against her shoulders, until her fingertips left little half-moon indentations on his sensitive flesh.

The fun she had planned, was about to fuck her husband up and she could hardly wait.

Grinning to herself y/n’s playful thoughts were soon interrupted, “I don't like that look on your face,” Jūshirō murmured, his remark only making y/n cackle with glee. “I love you, so much,” she declared, that evil temptress look never fully leaving her face only failed to lessen his sudden worry.

‘Oh boy, here we go,’ Jūshirō thought to himself, swallowing hard as he knew he was in for it now, he rioted quietly with himself, praying he could last. With no hands, y/n lowered her mouth to his aching cock. Sucking him softly, she moved a hand to stroke his member in tandem. With clenched teeth, Jūshirō groans and pulls your hair out of the way, his hands shaking the entire time. Fully in view now, he dared not look away from you as he knew that simply postponed his orgasm further. Flashing her eyes at Jūshirō y/n slowly pushed him to the back of her throat.

Jūshirō watched, inch by inch as y/n wrapped her warm mouth around him, your plush lips looked so perfect around his shaft. The image had burned into his mind until, “Ooh, my fucking...” “God!” “Wait!” “Wait... Stop!” Jūshirō cried out suddenly, his hips convulsing helplessly away from you. “I'm gonna..” “Cum... If you don't stop!” he pleaded. Y/n moaned with his dick still down her throat from his begs, the vibrations from her voice only outed more of his pathetic cries.

Swirling her tongue around his shaft slowly while lifting her head, Júshirō’s cock pulsed in her mouth, throbbing in time with his quickened heartbeat. Pulling off of him, y/n’s tight fist replaced her mouth stroking him slowly to a point of no return.

Jūshirō’s face was shiny with sweat, he gasped and sucked a breath in every time y/n’s fist passed his cock head and back down his length. “Y/n-sama, please..” He said through his moans, “Can I please cum?” “Hnnnng... Fuck! Please?!” “I can't hold out much longer...” Jūshirō said in a hushed tone, tensing his whole body to keep himself from cumming too soon.

Giggling, y/n shook her head from side to side real slow-like. Refusing to let him cum, but continuing the torture y/n licked the base of his dick up to his tip before gently kissing and sucking the sides of his shaft, taunting him further. “Ah, Shit!” “I'm gonna-...” was all Jūshirō could say before his cock twitched hard in her hands. Quickly releasing him y/n watched as milky cum poured from his cock, and down his shaft. Blinking up at Jūshirō, who had not only disobeyed her orders but also stopped looking at that moment, received a hefty look from y/n.

“That's just a shame,” y/n signed, “I was just getting started,” trying and failing to hide her dissatisfaction, she released his thighs and sat on her knees. “I'm..” “I'm sorry my love,” Jūshirō said weakly, “I couldn't last, you felt too good.”. Sitting up he grabbed your face and kissed you all over before his lips lightly touched yours.

Instantly and swiftly he moved his body behind you pushing you face-first into the mattress. With your ass in the air, Jūshirō moved his coat out of the way to smack your ass hard. Calmly, he soothes your heated skin, rubbing it softly before matching the sting to your other cheek.

Gasping out in shock y/n laughs at his rapid movements, almost forgetting that he is a Captain in The Gotei 13. “It's my turn now,” he grumbled, his cock never growing soft Jūshirō presses it against your ass. The cum from his ruined orgasm earlier smeared all over your ass the moment he smacked his cock on your skin there.

Running his cock head up and down your slit to tease you, he gripped your waist tightly readying you to take him, all of him. “I have been waiting all goddamned night...” “Correction...” “Fucking weeks!” “For this, for you, babe,” Jūshirō said his voice sounding tired and strained. “Tit for tat baby,” He said just before plunging himself into your dripping cunt.

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Pushing all of his weight onto your body, your back arched until your ribs lay flat against the bed. Jūshirō leaned close to your ear, close enough that y/n could feel his breath against her skin. Completely submerged in your depths, he could hear you whimpering below him.

Smacking your ass, he thrust his hips harshly into you. “Goddamn...” “Uhhg, fuck princess...” “Your pussy is so tight,” “Bout time I fix that, yeah?” Jūshirō said with a chuckle. Y/n lay totally dazed underneath him, not sure how she ended up in this position but wasn't gonna complain about it otherwise. “It's been far too long baby,” y/n said whining, “Don't ever make me wait again, Jūshirō Ukitake,” she said still trying to front her dominance before crying out at the sharp feeling of his cock dragging against her G-spot.

“But you're so sweet... And wet,” Jūshirō grunted in between thrusts. “So worked up,” “and all for me,” “I think I'll make you wait more often, baby,” He grinned down at you. His brown eyes gazed lovingly at your form and how it splayed out underneath him. The way your hair curled and stuck to your sweat-slicked skin, and the way your legs were spread just right; that every time he shoved himself into you, your ass would jiggle against his hips. You were a sight worth beholding, and he wasn't going to let a single moment pass him by.

The sound of your ragged breath and the way you cried out every time he collided himself into you, was like music to his ears. Gripping your waist with both hands now, Jūshirō held you in place as he lazily pulled his cock out to the tip, then drove it right back into you with force.

His balls noisily slapped against your messy, soaking-wet pussy. A cacophony of “aahs...” “mmms...” curses, and groans rang around the room as you two continued to make vicious love together.

Jūshirō’s soft hands groped your skin and roamed around your body voluntarily. Gripping your ass he spreads your cheeks and peered down in between. “Fuck...” “I love the way your pussy grips my cock baby,” “Why don't you cum all over it for me, huh?”.

His pussy-drunk words fell from his mouth, dripping like sweet honey and calming y/n’s heightened senses. Clenching her muscles and surprising Jūshirō with a kegel, y/n was greatly rewarded with a forceful moan coming from Jūshirō. “I'm not that easy...” “Captain,” Y/n said with a teasing laugh, clearly poking at his failed attempt at lasting earlier. “We’ll see about that baby,” Jūshirō taunted. Pulling out, “Flip over,” his voice was demanding, deep, and warm. They sang through your ears and traced your skin softly, rousing goosebumps all over for just a moment.

Doing exactly what she was told y/n lays on her back but with her knees touching, refusing Jūshirō access to enter. “C’mon, don't be like that baby girl,” he heckled urging y/n to behave. “Make me,” y/n grinned brattily. With a look of pride on his face, Jūshirō gripped under your knees and pushed your legs up towards the headboard. “I'll be taking this, thank you,” he said, admiring your glistening lips as they shone plump, wet, and shiny under the bedroom light.

Taking his cock in hand, he slips his tip in between your slit and collects your wetness, rubbing slowly up and down. Once adequately lubed up he smacks his thick girth across your pussy. Jūshirō chuckled at y/n with every smack, as her legs quivered and toes curled from the quick sensation of his cock smacking against her clit.

The tables seemed to be turning quickly as y/n so badly wanted to shout at Jūshirō to quit teasing. Sensing your eagerness, Jūshirō presses his tip into your entrance. “This is what you want right?” he said breathily, “You want my cock inside of you baby?” “You're looking needy, my love,” he smiled prettily down at your flushed, frustrated face.

Y/n huffed in annoyance, because ‘obviously yeah,’ Jūshirō became her least favorite person any time he would tease her. He always gave y/n what she wanted until he doesn't. It happens most often when she’s horny, and that was just cruel. “I don't know what to do unless you tell me, babe,” he pressed into you further. Shallowly thrusting the tip in and out, over and over. “I was supposed to be the one... Hah... Teasin’... You! Fuck...” y/n whined, trying to wiggle against him to push him deeper, all in vain of course. The grip Jūshirō had was perfectly placed, he could do whatever he wanted to Y/n and she would be at his mercy.

“Use your words, my love,” Jūshirō cooed gently, y/n squirmed against him frustrated as ever, and cried out, “Just fuck me already!” “Please!”.

“Whatever my princess wants,” he sighed, sliding himself deep into you, “God... Your pussy is... So fucking good!”. Jūshirō’s body shuttered at the feeling of your slick walls sheathing his length, throwing his head back in a deep growl his hips started rolling ferociously into your core. Spreading your legs, Jūshirō pushed your knees up toward your chest, folding you. His strong thighs encompassed your hips for leverage, drilling his cock against your G-spot. The obnoxious squelching that ensued from his movements, was enough for y/n to become embarrassed by her intense arousal. Blush covered her face, contorted in pleasure her pussy twitched and tightened with each thrust.

The Jūshirō Ukitake y/n was being faced with now was entirely different from his usual friendly, personable, nerdy self. His demeanor changed in an instant when he got control of you, pounding you into oblivion. Y/n screamed out as Jūshirō showed zero signs of slowing down.

Effortlessly he slid in and out, and deep enough that y/n could've sworn he was fucking her guts. Feeling full to the brim, y/n’s pussy seized and released uncontrollably from his intense rhythm. Falling silent, y/n gasped for breath and rolled her head back onto the pillows. Her mouth gaped but no noise came out, her body convulsed hard as her orgasm flooded all of her senses. “Oh fuck!,” “Ugh... Yes!” “Great job, my love” “I fucking love it... When you cum all over me, like that.” Jūshirō praised you, his eyes full of passion and lips slightly parted. The rolling waves of y/n’s orgasm had her pussy pulsing around his swollen cock, pushing Jūshirō to the edge.

“Shit!...” “I’m gonna fucking cum!” “Fuck! So hard!” Jūshirō thrusts got sloppy as he reached pure bliss. His cock throbbed as his orgasm washed over full force. Moaning loudly just as the first wave took over him, Jūshirō grunted and clenched his jaw with sweat rolling down his temple. Pulling out he pumped out a few ropes of cum that messily covered your mound, and lips, dripping toward your sticky entrance. Taking his tip, he smeared his mess all over, inserting some into your cunt and marveling how it decorated your lips so nicely.

Releasing a deep breath, Jūshirō’s whole body relaxed. His head fell with his shoulders as his lower body jerked with the aftershocks. Opening his eyes, he released his grip from your thighs, y/n’s legs dropped heavily as she heaved for breath. Swallowing thickly, she peered up at Jūshirō whose face was just as red as hers. Beaming at him y/n couldn't help the fit of giggles that roused from her while she stared at her thoroughly fucked out husband before her. Chuckling confused at your reaction, Jūshirō raises a questioning eyebrow at you, “What's so funny? Mrs. Ukitake?”. “You.” she said smiling satisfactorily, “You’re funny. Sexy, and beautiful,” “I love you so much, my sweet husband,”

“I love you to my beautiful, loving, darling wife,” he declared, his brown eyes resting happily in yours.

🌸End🌸

!BLEACH REQUESTS ARE OPEN!🌸

This was longer, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed working on it! I took a little different take on Jūshirō’s character so I hope that was okay! The story was really short with just a blowjob scene, can't say a lot without it sounding the same after some time! I worked really hard on this so I hope it shows lmao 😩💕

@dragon-anon

[crippling-pages]

You literally don't know how excited I am to find another Cole x Vania shipper! I'm absolutely thrilled! I seem be finding a lot more lately. So I thought I'd give a shout out of some of them for you!

@only-lonely-stars She has some great fanfics for them! I love her writing! And she is an all around lovely person! :)

@nocturnal-nexu She has some great art for them! And is an absolutely BRILLIANT writer! She's helped me flesh out my ideas many times! She's awesome!

@trashnotfound She recently joined the Cole X Vania fandom too! And is looking for more shippers too! So you might like to say hi to her! She'd probably love to chat!

Oh, and I'm @the-ninjago-historian! Also known as Ink Dragon! (But you can me Inky!) I make all sorts of stuff for this ship! Art, headcanons, even a whole flipping FANSEASON. (I'm obsessed. I know.🤣)

Anyways, hope you have fun in this fandom! If need anything, just let me know! - ✒️🐉

AHHHH OMGKMG

first off; you are so kind for doing that AHHH I’ll definitely be looking at each and everyone of those people!!

second: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH VANILLACAKE SHIPPERS WORJEORJWOJEOWJTBGOWHOWHRIQ

third: I will DEFINITELY chat with all of them and you about conia!! I love that ship sm and tbh for a while I didn’t know people didn’t ship them 😭 so TYSM FOR PUTTING ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!

I’m definitely going to be chexking them out (already did a little too XD)!! Again tysm!!!! ❤️ I’d love to become friends!!!

[flowertrigger]

For the ask game:

3. What playlists do you have on your phone?

4. Do you like cooking or baking more?

10. What's your favorite book?

❤️🐉

Hi Dragon,

What playlists do you have on your phone?

Sorry to disappoint with this answer, but I don't really make playlist. I used to make a lot in high school a million years ago, but now I just shuffle an artist, or pick an album, or sometimes put on whatever random list Spotify made for me.

Actually, that's a lie, the one playlist I do listen to is my olreidhozier list I made on Spotify which is literally just everything Noah and Hozier in one place so I can become even more unhinged with my obsessive listening of those two.

Do you like cooking or baking more?

It used to be baking until I became a pastry chef and then it became work. Now I think I enjoy them both equally when I have the time and motivation. I love creating a yum meal out of random shit in my fridge and pantry (Masterchef Mystery Box style if you get that reference) and now that it's been a few years since I changed careers I'm enjoying baking things for my family's weekly meals and special gatherings again.

What's your favorite book?

I am one of those people that will finish a book, love it but have little recollection of what it was about. And I am reading significantly less now than I used to. All this to say I'm not sure what my favourite book is anymore.

I can tell you that a book that destroyed me emotionally this year was A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara. I know some people love this book and some people absolutely hate it. It took me a little to get into it but I'm in the 'loved it' camp. Even if it left me sobbing with swollen eyes.

I also enjoy an intriguing nonfiction, and one I finished recently was Empire of Pain by Patrick Radden Keefe about the opioid epidemic in the US and the family behind one of the pharmaceutical companies that make them. It was really interesting and had me asking "wtf how can they get away with that?" throughout.

Thank you for the asks, lovely 💚

[legacyshenanigans]

Hello hello once again on this fine evening B!! As promised I've gone far and wide to deliver you some wholesome and probably dumb ideas for Rominis bits and here's what I've got today:

First one: Rowan did something to make Ominis mad and he's not talking to him. Rowan wants to apologize by bringing him a gift but (Rowan being Rowan) instead of flowers or chocolate starts bringing him dead animals he caught - I donno this one is just pure comedy - basically Rowan being a hopeless romantic 🤣🐺🐍❤️

And the second one: Since we got that cute moment of Ominis teaching Rowan to read I was kinda thinking what could Rowan teach him in return. Maybe he could teach Ominis how to howl? Like when they're apart he can howl and Rowan will howl back or he can just straight up call him over with it - this could even end funny with them having this sweet moment and Marvolo just suddenly shouting from the other room for them to shut up because they woke him up 🤣❤️🐺

So yeah that's it for today, I've been even cooking up some angst for another day (not Rominis related) we'll see where that goes, I swear I've never been this invested in someone's characters LIKE...EVER.... you're an absolute gem 💎 so I can only wish you a pleasant rest of your evening and hopefully you can finally get that Marvolo dream some of these days 🐍❤️💚

See you around, your little Dragon friend ❤️🐉

Also have this cute snek

HiHi!! Lil Dragon!! 💜 always love your asks!

And love both of these ideas, both could be funny hehe.

Aww well thank you! 💞 So glad you love my characters! 🥹💜 it means so much!

I hope your day/night is going well! Oh ove dreamt about him before 😏 (should really do a fic inspired by the dream I had 🫠 haha) but I didn't today 😩🤣 also awww cute SNEK! 💚🐍

Here you goooooo:

Rominis 🐍🐺

Awkward Gift

Rowan was in werewolf form in the woods, he and Ominis had recently had a small argument, and he wanted to make it up to him by giving him a gift. Rowan slowly stalked a lone puffskien, his eyes glued to it, as he crept through the trees, his mouth drooling before he suddenly pounced out grabbing it, biting down onto it in the perfect place to make it die instantly. He returned to his human form and smiled as he picked it up, making his way back to the house to present his "gift" to Ominis.

Rowan: *enters Ominis's bedroom* Hey..

Ominis: *folds his arms and frowns slightly*

Rowan: Listen, I've.. Brought you a gift to say sorry, ok?

Ominis: *narrows his eye's for a moment, before he relaxes and smiles* You are forgiven, I'm sorry too..Aww, I love gifts *sweet grin*

Rowan: *grins as he hands Ominis the dead puffskien*

Ominis: (?!) ..What is it?

Rowan: A puffskien. From me to you.

Ominis: Aww I love puffskiens, they're so cute and lovely *starts stroking it* Hi little guy...(???) Hmm. Its a little still..Is it OK?

Rowan: *eyes widen in awkward panic* Erm...*clears his throat*

Howling Practice

Rowan and Ominis sat together in the front grounds of the Gaunt Manor, the moon was full and bright that night, Ominis was snuggled into Rowan, as Rowan looked up at the Moon, he let out a melodic howl.

Ominis: *looks towards him and smiles* Your howling is so beautiful.

Rowan: Ya think so? *grins*

Ominis: Of course *strokes Rowans face* I wish I could howl.

Rowan: Ya can! Anyone can! Try it *smiles*

Ominis: No, but like, Proper.

Rowan: Just focus your mind,make sure it's coming from the back of your throat, close your eyes and just let it come out.

Ominis: *takes in a breath, and then let's out a howl*

Rowan: Perfect! Heh!

Ominis: *giggles*

Rowan: *howls*

Ominis: *howls*

(Marvolo opening his bedroom window, then MC and Himself lean out of it)

Marvolo: Will you two fuckin keep it down?!

MC: You woke us up!

(Aleister opening HIS bedroom window, then Ophelia and Himself lean out of it)

Aleister: What in the buggering HELL is going on out there?!

Ophelia: Ominis, Darling, could you and your boyfriend NOT howl in the middle of the night please, sweetheart. People are trying to sleep!

Rowan and Ominis: *chuckling quietly together*

~

[lilybug-02]

Drops bread fakemon and runs

Ah I meant to respond to this earlier!

Ahvdissbdkdeidns this is so cool!!!!! You do not understand how awesome this is!!! ❤️💖👁️🥺💕🌷🌼😭❤️👀🌸🫠⭐️eeeeee this made my week!!!! I love the flour bag to cute little croissant with butter to horned dragon 🐉 thank you so much I love it 🥰

[wallpaper-inside-my-heart]

💚 Smoshblr December Wrapped #3 💚

What are smoshblr's favourite movies?

Two movie series ended up in the first/second spot!

Nr. 1 are the Spiderverse ❤️🕷️🕸️movies! (with 3 votes each for both entries)

Nr.2 is the How to train your Dragon 🖤🐉❤️ saga! (2 votes + 2 honorable mentions)

More details under the cut!

We also have a couple of movies that each got 3 votes in total:

Since ppl picked such a wide variety of movies (140 movies total!!), I wanted to do smth a little different with the wrap-up of this ask!

So I created this letterboxd list 🧡💚💙, where y'all can check out everyone's recs!

The movies are sorted by their amount of votes! All movies from Dead Poets Society to Little Women got 2 votes each 💛💙 And starting at "Trick or Treat" are all the movies that got honorable mentions.🫶

Bonus: Shayne guesses series comparison 🤔

I was about to make a list based on the actual Smosh vid as well, but then I found out some lovely soul had already created one on letterboxd! 💞

Fun Fact: the Smoshblr picks have a 19% overlap with the Smosh cast & crew picks! (20/105). (three of those only thanks to Shayne's own picks at the end lmao)

Also there were two movies with exactly two votes on both lists: Back to the Future & Forrest Gump, which I think is super fun! 😊

Notes:

For anyone on smoshblr, who sees this post and didn't participate in the dec ask game: I'd love to include your picks on this list as well🩵 to make it even more inclusive for this community! So feel free to let me know on this post or via DM, if you have your own top 3 movies, that you want to add to this list! 🤗

Also to anyone who also uses letterboxd: Lemme know how many movies of each list you've already watched! 👀 (mine are 28/105 & 39/140) + I'd love to follow y'all, since I'm always curious about what my friends are watching 🫶

I promise smosh characters will be next! (I'm almost done with those stats)! I just got movie brainworms over the weekend! 🙈💜

[redvinylkitty]

Happy Festivus, my darling Kitty! 🐉💜 My grievance is much the same as yours. To quote Tom Lehrer: "I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man — and I HATE people like that!" 🔥

Happy Festivus, my beloved Dragon! Airing grievances definitely helps get them out of your system for the next year, I think! 😇❤️ This is a good quote. I hope the next year can be kinder to you, and me, and to everyone on the whole. I hope the world softens a little bit. I hope good things still happen despite all the terrible things going on right now. I love you so much! Thank you for sharing. 🐾💕

[fiona-official]

Hi guys 😊🩵⭐

İ'm fiona dragon koopa,and i'm gonna post fanarts and random stuffs around here,mostly koopalings, happy tree friends and splatoon,sometimes my little pony,the amazing digital circus,friday night funkin demon slayer and encanto

More thigs about fiona dragon koopa:

Age:15

Zodiac sign: sqorpio ♏🦂

Type:half dragon 🐉 and half koopa 🐢

Birthday:2008/11/8

Gender:female 🚺

Pronouns:she/her

Sexuality:straight 🏁

Parents: bowser koopa sr(step father) and ruby the dragon(step mother)

Grandparents:kamek(step grandfather)

Siblings: Ludwig,Lemmy and İggy(they are twins in my au),Roy,Wendy,Morton, Larry, Bowser jr (younger step brother) and nora(younger step sister)

Boyfriend:Oscar von koopa

Friends: callie,Marie,shiver, frye, pearl,marina,big Man, Rio,moriko,hideaki,Dennis the gamer,Riley koopa,connor von koopa,aiden koopa, Kailie koopa,Ellie koopa,Emily koopa, skylina koopa,Rocky,Yasmin,nezuko, and my other friends

Favs 🩷:

Koopaling: Larry 🐢🩵⭐

Super Mario: yoshi 💚🥚🦖

Happy tree friends: flippy 🐻💚🪖 and nutty 🐿️💚🍭

Splatoon: squid sisters 🦑💚🩷

My little pony: rainbow dash 🦄🩵🌈

The amazing digital circus:Ragatha 🩵🧵🎪 and gangle ❤️🎭🎪

Friday night funkin: sarvente 😊🩷💒

Demon slayer: Nezuko kamado 🩷🌸👘

Encanto:isabela 🩷🌸🌺 and pepa 🧡🌞🌧️

Color:blue 🩵 and green 💚

Food:sarma 🍃 and pizza 🍕

Drink:hot chocolate 🍫🔥 and tea ☕

Show: happy tree friends 🌳🔪🩸

Movie:encanto 🕯️☀️⏳🍥🌸👂💪🦎🐯 and COCO 💀🍂🎸

Game:Super Mario 🍄🔧 and splatoon 🦑🐙

Anime:demon slayer 😈🔪

Song:pretty little pyscho

Hates 💔:

Show:cocomelon lane

Color:none(i love all of the colors)

Anime:none

Food:pork

Drink: alcohol

Game:play with JJ

Character:JJ

Movie:none

Song:any cocomelon songs

Allowed ✅:

gift arts

Requests

Collab arts

Reposting posts with having my permission

Gorly arts

Horror arts

Fanarts

All of the ships that are not toxic

Doing nice comments

Forbidden ❌:

Hate arts

stealing my posts without my permission

Disrespecting to me

Making fun of my arts

NSFW and Rule 34 arts

Vore arts

Well that's all for now,i hope you'll enjoy my account 😊🩵⭐

[joelsdagger]

ITS MY FAVORITE HUMAN’S BIRTHDAAAAAAYYY! ❤️

noelle my love my light my everything, happy nameday to you honey! i seriously cannot imagine my life without you in it, i adore you so much and i hope your day is as amazing as you are! 🥹🥰

vee and liv!!!!! my two favorite girls!!!! 🥹❤️ not you making me cry twice already today. i am so incredibly lucky and grateful to call you my friend. my life is infintely better with you in it. you’re my favorite person in the universe. i’m utterly and unequivocally obsessed with you. i love you so much my dragon twin, my little moonfyre 😭🩷🫂🐉

NOW GET OVER HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU LIKE LIV SNUGGLES PHIA’S ASS!!!!!