#I love my bird

[sadhornydemons]

Stolas' Slutty Royal Romper of DOOM!

Seriously, Stolas, nothing good comes when you wear these. Burn them in the fire and burn the ashes again just to be on the safe side!

Who wears short-shorts? Stolas wears short shorts on his freakin' wedding day! But they still made him go through with it.

And not sure if this portrait was done on the same day but:

(the royal equivalent of a drunken facebook photo post) But Blitz liked it enough to make it his phone's contact image for Stolas.

And because I can only see a good view of it from the unofficial pilot:

Non-canon antagonist pilot Stolas was technically the first to wear em!

But since season 2 brought them back with a vengeance, Stolas decided to bring sexy back while meeting with the future ex in-laws:

And we know how well that turned out to be:

And I thought Striker might had damaged them, but no, the top part is a vest:

So, he breaks them out again to meet with Ozzie!

No, wait. These have a stripe on the side. (maybe the original ones were damaged beyond repair) Stolas, how many slightly different rompers do you own?!

At any rate, the visit to Lust does end up getting Stolas the crystal in the end, so the striped romper returns for the ill-fated Full Moon:

Which goes about as well as expected:

The slutty romper is TOO powerful to resist!

But all things must come to an and:

(neither is at fault here, it's the cursed romper!)

Thankfully Stolas was back to wearing barely-there robes and Victorian glam-rock after this. Will the cursed romper make it's return in a future episode? Or will Stolas wisely decide to return to his bird-flesh-colored-pants, or simply show up to court in a Halloween costume he's been wearing for over a month? Time will tell.

[smokee-bee]

Is bird?

Yeah

[w0rldclassjelly]

i freaking love my pet bird <3

he's just a little guy, he doesn't speak words or know about global warming, he just yells and eats all day and i love him to bits :]

[niky0408]

Blanca and Poppies

… well, attempted to paint poppies. I tried to, hence the red color, but ended up scraping what I could away after my idea not really working

Blanca is my pet cockatiel :) she’s 9 years old!

[melmonquartelz]

Does anyone want my bird for 32$

Pros > You get my bird, he looks cute and 32 dollars

Cons > He shits everywhere, annoys the fuck out of your hands while you're trying to draw/do anything & will rub his balls on your hand

I'm trying to peacefully doodle and I have this dumb fuck trying to get all over me, I hate him (I love him so much)

[kuronekoartsblog]

I offer you: Tim Drake being absolutely demolished in a way or another for being good at videogames, both by his opponent and his own teammate

Recently this is the only thing capable of pumping some dopamine in my ADHD brain so this is what u get lol

More to come!

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[bigolialragu]

i like thinking that laios would go crazy on birdwatching after the [SPOILERS] curse

[two-little-triangles]

[great-and-small]

Just curious about everyone’s thoughts on this as I’ve been thinking about urban wildlife a lot lately

[cloud-ya]

sobbing.....her little brother is her guardian angel

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[z13lovebot]

Go fish

[pokimoko]

Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

[zombroach]

“Perfect isn’t easy…but it’s me!”

Inspired by medimedes from quazie’s lil pootis series.