#I love it-

[idkdema]

I told u the show was underrated. What do u think?

me who just watched the first episode: o o

[ryogai]

I need you to know, that my dashboard lagged for a moment, and it looked like you made a post that said "it's been a while since someone tried to assassinate me"

"To be honest, it's been a while for that too.."

[therxtking]

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Wether it's out of spite or personal gain Kha'xanzyr allowed this was anyone's guess, Gordon couldn't even fool himself in saying it was because they fancied him in any way. But here they were.

Per the daemon's request, no one outside the retchen, who now obeyed and catered to Kha'xanzyr's every whim and command, was to know. And Gordon faithfully never uttered a word or showed particular favoritism outside closed doors even if he would so love to rub it in Khazaan's face. Within, they never were intimate. Gordon actually put a conscious effort in to never be suggestive, he didn't want to make him uncomfortable. But his majesty was a very affectionate creature, and that simply had to be not only tolerated but reciprocated to just a fraction... Another thing not even the retchen were allowed to know of or see. And in return the bloodthirster had access to armies who did not fear death, and every precious underground resource imaginable. He even got perks from the unofficial 'in laws'. Zicamaia allowed access to her extensive research documents and equipment regarding magic of all kinds and origins, and Ira was only a call away to grant any request deemed reasonable. And no one was to know.

Taking a Khornate out on a 'date' excluded a lot of venues or activities. But the rat never gave up trying. Going off together to vanquish human settlements, hunting large game, and even visiting the temple of Dairtuun, the house of all things that are and have been kept in records. Or Zicamaia's labyrinth, which no one is supposed to be able to survive (But she allowed them to enter after much begging on the rat king's part). Apparently it's like a 'get out game' for the bloodthirsty creature, and one with more calculative intelligence at that. But most of the time, it was quiet nights in Gordon's home sharpening and up keeping weapons, sharing a meal (Gordon had to really try to find things to make that his daemon lover liked and would now even demand.) or a game of some sort (Which took way too much time to convince Kha'x to indulge in) Or even just a quiet safe place to sleep or read without keeping his collection of books at his forge. Gordon never asked them to train him or spar, he was convinced it would only end badly and would not be enjoyable for either. But he is trying harder on his own, he wants to be able to put up a good fight for him one day. Maybe they'd respect him... And. If he became powerful enough. His mother would exalt him and make him a creature more like her. Something big, powerful, immortal, with horns and wings, the whole shebang. Then Kha'xanzyr wouldn't be so ashamed. Right?

And while he told no one, it was not completely safe that his least favorite being would discover it. Should he put two and two together how often his 'odd' brother was in the rat's presence but never smelling of his blood or fear, the nights spent there. Or just come barging in uninvited again for food or just to be terrible to the rat and see just how far his brother had fallen...

Reading a book of magic by firelight with a foppish and effeminate rat king hugging his waist, cuddled up in a great red wing laying on a luxurious couch. Or worse. Being romantic with it. Engaging in mutual grooming behavior, bathing in water or even kissing. No, Gordon would never tell. If they were ever caught by another demon or his brothers, Gordon was fairly sure his 'boyfriend' would bite his head off just to save himself some shame.

[bleep-bloop-boo]

:3 I have so much death room in my story web for cooper

no. no. nO LEAVE THE POOR KID ALONEE STOP PLEASEE 😭

[fallen-for-the-stars]

“I FINALLY GOT IT! 😭👏🏼❤️”

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[marisatomay]

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

[nerdy-arty]

Venezuelan Miku!!

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[starridge]

why did you do it

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

[all-the-bones-ever]

this hit me like a truck

[yiga-hellhole]

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

[greykolla-art]

Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)