#I love him! 😭😫💜

[yandereloveraw]

🐰💜 Yandere! Jax 💜🐰

💜 A Little Messed Up [Cover] - HaRaTu

[Cover belongs to HaRaTu]

[Jax belongs to GLITCH on YouTube]

[All images belong to their creators]

[akkivee]

HIS GENTLENESS WITH JYUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT ‘TOUGH’ LOVE FOR HITOYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLINKING THOSE PRETTY LASHES WITH THAT SMOULDER!!!!!!!!!!!

‘WITH THOSE BATTLES THAT FORGED YOUR HEARTS CONVICTIONS YOU WONT LOSE TO NOBODY AND NOTHING’ HES!!!!!!!!!!!

HES SUCH A WORK OF ART KUUKOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KUUKOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[prozacwhorehouse]

instagram feeds - mgg x snl cast member gf ⭐️

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hey guyss so this is not the promised piece because im still working hard and hardly working BUT i am happy with this sort of trailer for concept 😌

all pictures are taken from Pinterest but collages made by me !

instagram feed concept entirely inspired by @gibson-g1rl i love your insta aus 💗💗

hope you enjoy and i cannottt wait to get the full works out xx

y/ny/l/nforreal

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y/ny/l/nforreal not a moment of peace in this office @snl

marcellohdz: who is that dashing gentleman in the first pic

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @marcellohdz idk I think it’s Colin Jost?

longfellow_michael: YOU are the reason there’s no peace.

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—> egonwodim: longfellow_michael disrespect my baby one more time. 😡

martinherlihy: Hey so I think you put the wrong selfie because I’m not in that one lol 😂😂

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: Noo i dont fink so

criminalmindsfanatic: MATTHEW LIKED???

—> hotchqueen4: HELLO??

—>mggrumple: THR FRIENDSHIP WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED

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mggupdates

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mggupdates: Matthew with mystery girl in New York City, rumored to be comedian and SNL cast member y/n y/l/n

y/nfan: YUPPP THOSE ARE HER NAILS AND SHE HAS THAT RING!!!

—> unknown9495: @y/nfan I noticed that too!!

mggy/nfanclub: someone posted that they saw them it’s def her!!!

—>user63: @mggy/nfanclub pls tag me omg

movieluvr: livinggg for this friendship/relationship 😫

—> girlpwr88: @movieluvr46 i want him so bad

—> prncsspch: @girlpwr88 him?? I want HER

spencerreidswife: we lost him guys 💔

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y/ny/l/nforreal

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y/ny/l/nforreal recently in nyc

marcellohdz: sonny ANGEL 💜

—>y/ny/l/nforreal: @marcellohdz you need to be stopped

gublergram: rubber duck

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—> randomuser281: @gublergram MGG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

—> whore4spencerreid: @gublergram HUH??

—> mggstan: @gublergram oh they for suree dating

—> spencerreid2005: @mggstan they could also just be good friends??

—> emilyprentissfan0: @randomuser281 someone PLEASE tell me if they’re dating

janewickline: coffee dates with my wife >>>

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @janewickline marry me.

—> janewickline: @y/ny/l/nforreal I do. 💍

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y/ny/l/nforreal

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y/ny/l/nforreal my friend wrote a book and it is quite nice. now he’s giving free copies out on his book tour which is why he’s broke anyways go read 💚

gublergram: thank you y/n this is the best publicity I’ve ever recieved!

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @gublergram sure thing do you need a money loan too

—>yourbsfuser: @y/ny/l/nforreal Y/N 😭😭😭

—>spencerreidwhore: she ends him every day and I love to see it

y/nfancentral23: BROKE SHE CAME FOR HIM BYEEE

user18834: FRIEND?? we were all ROOTING for you 💔💔

randomuser: can we talk about how cute it is that she’s promoting his book 🥹🥹

—>matthewy/nshipper: @randomuser890 IK I love them so bad 😭

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gublergram

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gublergram you make me laugh every day. maybe it’s because you’re a comedian im not sure happy birthday 😊

y/ny/l/nforreal: wow thanks get rid of these pictures

—>gublergram: @y/ny/l/nforreal no

cmaddict: he’s def so in love with her omg

—> snlbiggestfan: @cmaddict1 I meannn who wouldn’t be

—>randomuser: THE it couple I love them so bad

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gublergram

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gublergram bet you didn’t know y/n is also a professional makeup artist. i look spookier than ever @y/ny/l/nforreal

y/ny/l/nforreal: I just screamed

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cmfan3747: stoppp she’s doing his gublerween makeup now 🥹🥹

—> hater123 @cmfan3747 she’s almost 20 years younger than him. mad weird

—>yourshipnamestan @hater123 so they’re both adults hope this helps! ❤️

y/nfandom45: when is it my turn for a relationship like theirs 💔💔

—>user284: real asf 😖

—>troller293: so you want an inappropriate relationship with an inappropriate age gap?

—>user48: bro shut up

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y/ny/l/nforreal

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y/ny/l/nforreal it appears your smile has always been contagious. happy birthday old man

gublergram ❤️

gublergram: old man? i retract my previous comment.

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bsfsusername: THE LAST PIC HELLO

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @yourbestfriendsuser the og hitch hiking ant

marcellohdz: gross ushy gushy caption delete this

—> y/ny/l/nforreal: @marcellohdz I still love you!

—> marcellohdz: @y/ny/l/nforreal better. 😊

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mgg x SNL cast member tag list <3

@sarcasm-and-stiles @mystargirl-interlude @rubyirene @ashrrams @ghostatrixx @forevermorepassionate @saint-boudica @reidmarieprentiss @awakeforu @spencerlicious @kittycat-april @baudarling @delusional-4-fake-people @avenlymars @angelinajolie0213 @arusio @littleslayofhorrors @jezabelle9299 @jaemnationnn

[chokamo]

perfect match? no, matching set

pairing : max verstappen x fem!reader

summary : you love wearing matching outfits with the people you love, so why not bring your boyfriend along? you’ll never know until you tried it out.

a/n : i <3 matching stuff and i adore max <3

yourusername

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yourusername as always

user LOVEEER

user this is so fairy tale of you

user -> i love the purple on her

user -> AGREEE!!

maxverstappen1 beautiful

you liked this comment

you replied -> nahhh

user bodyyyyyyy

user i want uuu

user i love the flowerssss

user it’s y/n season

user -> its always her season

user 💜💜💜

user now this is diva

user -> LOL

maxverstappen1

liked by yourusername, user, user and others.

maxverstappen1 📸 by @/yourusername

user DAMNN

user WOAH

user who is this diva 💜

user they MATCHH

user looking good max

yourusername thank u for letting me hack ur acc

max liked this comment

max replied -> im happy you did

user never quit this style

user -> YES! these grid boys need to step up

user -> as long as y/n is with him

user -> we are safe

user the flowers are so pretty

yourusername i did chose similar pics from my feed therefore we match in that area as well

max liked this comment

user -> LMAOOO

user -> u are so 😭😭

maxverstappen1 added to their story .

yourusername liked this story .

yourusername -> u look teww good

max liked this message

yourusername ->🤤🤤

yourusername -> WAIT

yourusername -> i need to buy a dress in that colour so we can match

max liked this message

max replied -> of course you do 😙

max replied -> can’t wait to see it 🩵

you liked this message

yourusername

liked by maxverstappen1, user, user and others.

yourusername a slight tad bit lighter shade of blue🩵 p.s. missing my half of blue

user u go queen

user i love that they match 🥹>>>

user -> so very much!!!!!

user -> it so THEM arghhhh

user “my half of blue” DO U WANT ME TO CRY

user -> stop. this. madness.

maxverstappen1 missing you too

you liked this comment

user when did max get this so cute?? 😫

user -> ever since he’s with y/n

user -> she brings the best side of him

user -> hoping they NEVER breakup everr

user -> that would be my roman empire

user hoping to see u soon!!!!!!!!

user shes so gorgeous

user MOMM- MOTHER <33

you added to your story.

maxverstappen1 liked this story .

maxverstappen1 -> is that a new dress?

maxverstappen1 -> u look teww good 🤍

you liked this message

maxverstappen1 -> need to go out and buy a shirt similar colour to this

you liked this message

you replied -> yes!!! it is new babe

you replied -> oh no!! not my vocabs rubbing off on u 😭

you replied -> u know me too well <3

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 out and about

user WOAH

user who taught him this styleee 😫

user -> none other than queen y/n herself

user everything about this screms HOT

user aston martin GREEN 💚

user -> is this his way of telling??

user -> LMAOOO

user -> over his dead body i think

user this is so 😫😫😫

yourusername u did it!!!!

max liked this comment

user the AESTHETIC is on POINT

user #needthat

user looking scrumptious

yourusername although the colours are a bit off

max liked this comment

max replied -> 🙄🙄🙄

user -> LOLLL

yourusername added to their story .

maxverstappen1 liked this story .

maxverstappen1 -> can’t believe you��re mine

you liked this message

maxverstappen1 -> 🤍🤍🤍

maxverstappen1 -> i love you so dearly

you liked this message

you replied -> 🥹🥹🥹

you replied -> who told u to be this sappy

you replied -> i love you more than anything

you replied -> can’t wait for tonight 😵

yourusername and maxverstappen1

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yourusername and maxverstappen1 matching last names 🤍

user CRYING RNNNN

user OMGG

user 😭😭😭😭

user now they can match forever

user -> a beautiful ending

user -> 🥹🥹🥹

user CONGRATULATIONSSS

user YESSS this i

user endgameee

charlesleclerc congratulations you guys 🤍

you liked this comment

user WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS

user my parents.

yourusername im a happy gal 💍

max liked this comment

user can’t wait to see more of them 😫😫

a/n : thinking of doing a part two w this one <3 also will be going on a hiatus this october!

check out my other post! masterlist

disclaimer: this is a work of fiction, the events and characters depicted are not based on real life, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[landososcar]

espresso ; LN4

pairing(s) ; lando norris x fem driver!reader

summary ; in which yn says fuck it and drops a song while soft launching her (possibly problematic) relationship

warnings ; flufffffff & like one mention of christian horner (🤮)

note ; i apologise for the one post in here where i basically just fan girl over ria but who wouldn’t. +this is pretty long and i got lazy towards the end and couldn’t be bothered making team announcement posts lol

twitter !

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youruser my give a fucks are on vacation 😝 espresso is YOURS!!! tonight after i demolish these old men 🫶

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user1 oh she is HER

lilymhe WIFFEEEEE

youruser AHHHHH IMMA MARRY YOU

alexalbon …i’m right here??

lilymhe IRRELEVANT

user2 I NEED IT NOW

bestfriend MY GIRLLLL‼️‼️💓💓💓💓

youruser I LOVEEE YOUUUUU

user3 i say we wave the chequered flag early so we get espresso now

landonorris ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

bestfriend lmfao

youruser 🧡

user4 EXVHSE ME?????????

user5 i love how she just disses half the grid and then just calls it a day

maxfewtrell helllll yeah

user6 maybe she’s never on the podium because she focuses more or singing than racing

user7 or because she’s in a fucking ALPINE

user8 y’all were SILENT when lh44 released music but suddenly it’s a problem when y/n does it

maxverstappen im not that old

youruser yeah okay grandpa

imessages !

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youruser i kissed @bestfriend in the club bathroom

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user1 IS THAT A MANNNN

youruser i sincerely apologise 😔

user2 guys do we think that’s mr espresso

bestfriend KISS ME AGAIN, FUCK *****

youruser omg don’t expose him😭

youruser but hell yeah come here gf😻😻😘

estebanocon my f1 teammate or my fav singer ?

youruser me when i’m both

user3 THE INITIAL NECKLACE ????? L?????

user4 omg y/n’s boyfie driving a mercedes ??? Y/N TO MERCEDES 2024‼️‼️‼️‼️

maxverstappen1 stream espresso

bestfriend yasss grandpa !!!

maxverstappen1 omg i try to do one thing nice and suddenly i’m catching strays

user5 IM WORKING LATTEEEEE CAUSE IM A SINGGERRRRR OH HE LOOKS SO CUTEEEEEE WRAPPED ROUND MY FINGEERRRRR

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landonorris can’t sleep

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user1 “SAY YOU CANT SLEEP BABY I KNOW THATS THAT ME ESPRESSO” LANDO NORRIS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

user2 THE SOFT LAUNCH IN THE SECOND PIC TOO OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING

user3 oh hes definitely always streaming espresso

maxverstappen1 what kind of thirst trap post is this mate

landonorris for her eyes only😁

bestfriend but you posted on the main ?

youruser UHM

youruser 💓💓💓💕🧡💘🖤💖🩷💞💙💗🖤💗🩷💝🩷❤️💕💚🤎🩷💕💜💖🖤❣️🩷💕❤️💜🤍💚🩷🧡🩵💛🤍🧡❤️💕💛💚💕💘🩷💞❤️💜💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

landonorris what happened to the soft launch baby

youruser you’re too hot i need people to know your MINE😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😘😘😘💓💓

youruser do you think about me every night😁😁😝

user4 oh she’s gone insane

user5 THE EMOJIS IM PISSING MYSELF SOMEONE SEDATE HER

bestfriend girl get UP

bestfriend what have you done to my gf

landonorris MYYYYY girlfriend🥰🥰🥰🥰

bestfriend bite me bitch

bereal !

caption: my two fav f1 drivers (excluding estie ofc🫶)

instagram !

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youruser unfortunately, i was too hot for the car this week, we’ll get those old men next week 🫶

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user1 SHES FUCKING HILARIOUS

user2 maybe if she stopped making music and focused more on racing she wouldn’t have dnfed

landonorris the car had a issue with its breaks ? how was she gonna fix that. explain quick pls coz you’re an expert

user3 LANDO DEFENDING HER IMMA SOB

bestfriend babe you need a car that can handle hot sexy you are 😫😫 i don’t wake up at 3am on a monday morning to watch you nearly die 😝

youruser my sincerest apologies ma’am 🫡

bestfriend i love you tho🫶🫶

youruser if you really loved me you’d come to the race next week ??

youruser WAS I JUST AIRED

lilymhe we’ll ignore this week !! podium coming next week for my girl i can feel it

youruser 💓💓

user4 i can’t believe her and lando are dating, so unprofessional

landonorris GAHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUU

youruser STOP IT ILL CRY 💞💞💞 MY LOVE🥰

user5 surely her dating an opponent is bad for business

imessages !

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landonorris apparently is bad for business? sorry y/n/n’s pr team ig 🙏🤷‍♂️ but stream my girl’s new song‼️‼️

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youruser RIAAAAAAAA

user1 two tit pics in a row omg !?

youruser BABY IVE MISSED YOU COME SEE ME

landonorris 💓💓

youruser GIRL NO I WAS TALKING TO RIA SKRJSKJDJFKS

riabish STOP I LOVE YOU

landonorris wtf😭😭😭

user2 if ria has 0 fans, y/n is dead

youruser RIA PLS COME TO THE NEXT RACE I AM BEGGINGGGGGGGG

youruser make up some sort of reason and pretend quadrant need to come but then i’ll send you (and only you😉) an alpine pass 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

riabish my boss hasn’t planned a quadrant race visit for a couple more races babe😔

youruser JUST SENT YOU FLIGHT DETAILS ILL PICK YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT WITH YOUR PADDOCK PASS

riabish MARRY ME

youruser FUCK YES AJDKSJAHHAHAH

landonorris guys i think i just lost my gf on a post i made dedicated to her

youruser yeah but you posted a pic of ria, so who was i actually paying attention to ??

youruser i love you so so sooooo much (im actually talking to you this time)

landonorris luv u 2 i guess

youruser nah wtf boutta unrelease this song

user3 what did we just witness

estebanocon you guys are insane

user4 omg bad for business is another banger

user5 when y/n can’t choose between f1 and singing so she just fucking EATS both

maxfewtrell when you ask y/n about her fav quadrant member and you expect her to say lando but you’re stupid and it’s ria without second thought

youruser you’re a close second place max🫶

landonorris wtf am i?? chopped liver?????

instagram stories !

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youruser alpine ❤️ all 4 years that i’ve spent in formula 1 have been spent at this team and i now call everyone at the headquarters, garages, and races, family. thank you to everyone who’s made an impact to my life in any kind of way no matter how big or small, i appreciate it more than you will ever know. @estebanocon, thank you for being the best teammate i could ever ever everrrr ask for, you have grown with me and taught me so so many things. we’ve shared more laughs than probably any other teammates and moving to different teams will definitely not stop that.

there’s still the rest of the year until the end of this era and i know we’ll make the most of it. i’ll always remember alpine as the team that brought me in and made me the woman that i am today. the end of this season will definitely be tough but if it wasn’t sad then it would mean there was nothing to miss.

let’s have an amazing rest of the year, i love alpine and will never forget the time ive spent here 💙🩷💙🩷

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user1 IM SOBBING

user2 omg she loves alpine so much this is devastating why would they not re-sign her😭😭😭😭😭

user3 they couldn’t afford to re-sign both her AND esteban, mercedes offered her A LOT more money

landonorris so so so proud of you my love 💓💓

youruser 🫶🧡🧡

f1 never forget the first alpine driver line up after renault… keep pushing y/n!!

user4 ohhh she’s gonna EAATTT at mercedes

estebanocon going to send a mor private text to you now but thank you for everything y/n/n 🩷💙 (you’re also my favourite f1 driver)

lewishamilton ❤️❤️

lilymhe 💓

user5 omg the y/n to merc rumours were true

user6 it’s not even been confirmed yet lmfao for all we know she could’ve just got sacked by alpine and no one wants to pick her up

bestfriend soooo proud of you my girl 💞💞💞💞

riabish prouder than words can explain 🫶

twitter !

instagram !

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youruser HE FUCKING DID IT !!:!;&/&”!/!;”929/ MY BOYFRIEND IS A RACE WINNER AND IM SOBBING OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LOOK HOW HAPPY😁

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user1 GIRL F1 AND MERCEDES JUST ANNOUNCED YOUR MOVE AND YOURE POSTING THIS LMFAOOO

landonorris WE DID IT BABY AHHHSHDHHAKA

youruser YOU DID IT MY LOVEEDJJRKEKR💓💓💓🧡💓🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻😻

user2 she’s so funny for just ignoring her merc move announcement 😭😭 she dgaf

user3 boyfie WON she doesn’t give a shit about mercedes rn, give her like 24 hours

bestfriend does this mean i can’t call him no wins anymore

riabish right!?? like, the one gp we go to and he has to go and steal our focus from our girl coz we gotta care about him at least a little bit

bestfriend exactly.. he’s so selfish like wtf

landonorris im so very very sorry

user4 FINALLYYYYYY

maxfewtrell 🧡🧡

youruser guys yes i know they announced my mercedes move! why are y’all acting like you didn’t know about it last week tho😭 i saw the tweets

[chaostudee]

controversially young girlfriend, lewis hamilton.

summary : the media crticizes y/n and lewis when they start dating due to their significant age gap. faceclaim : tyla a/n : been in the drafts for awhileeee also this is lowkey rly short so lmk if u want part 2?

y/nusername i can't call rn i'm doing hot girl shit

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sabrinacarpenter angel face 👼

user728 ughh so so fine

user42 omg imagine serving this harddd

username22 she knows she's badd

user34 oml so so obsessed with u i acc cant

username99 mother

y/nlover more music plsss

user68 my icon my legend

username frrrr she's literally like my inspiration in life

lewishamilton we had decent race pace today but wasn't enough to convert a win. we will evaluate what mistakes we made and we will come back stronger

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user727 my goat 🐐🐐

f1fan it's a struggle to be a lewis fan rn

user88 i'm so sick of the p10 curse i acc can't anymore

f1lover changeee your fucking car

georgerussell 💪

justanichident oh how i love britcedes

user89 still and will always be a legend

username11 we need more roscoe content lewis !!

y/nusername had the best time in brazil love you all ! 🇧🇷

liked by chappellroan, sabrinacarpenter, laufey and 3,818,919 others.

user727 aaaagh had the best time ilysmm

user99 her fits always devour

username22 obsessed with u acc

f1 we know this diva 💜

user728 F1 WHAT ARE U DOING HERE f1fan omggg y/n in the paddock when?? username28 omggg don't tease us like this

user782 what a cutie patootie

user44 ughh to be her

user62 LOVE LOVE LOVE HER

username26 ughhh she's so mother

y/nusername make me lose my breath make me water

liked by lewishamilton, sabrinacarpenter, madisonbeer and 4,829,728 others.

user727 GUYS OMGG LEWIS LIKED AND FOLLOWED HER

user44 damnnnn

username can we just collectively agree to dress like this 24/7

user62 WAIT GUYS THE CAPTION

user99 omggg is it a new song tease username526 i'd die stoppp

username90 serving cunt

user414 oh i'm so ready for ny show

f1 interview with lewis hamilton after las vegas gp

liked by f1fan, justaninchident,user78 and 752,629 others.

user62 OMG OMG

username FREAKING TF OUT

user44 omggg i'm so ready to see bf lewis

f1lover guys he literally asked for privacy so let's respect it

user33 🙌

user99 betcha it's y/n

y/nusername nyc ily so so much !!

liked by lewishamilton, gracieabrams, wiffygriffy and 6,292,628 others.

user72 OMG WE WON

username a new single announcement healed me

user673 hearing y/n live was utterly insane she literally sounds angelic wtff

gracieabrams so so obsessed with you 💕

username42 yummy

user99 need her actually

sabrinacarpenter mwah mwah lysm

y/nusername xxxx

user52 the choreeography was so fucking good

username66 omggg yes like someone teach me those moves pls 😫

y/nusername last week on tour doesn't feel real 😭💗

liked by lewishamilton, alexandrasaintmleux, chappellroan and 8,626,526 others.

f1fan sir lewis hamilton IS THAT YOU?!?

user727 girlll whaaaaat

user42 soft launching THE lewiz hamilton is crazyyy

username25 isn't there like a 15 year age gap 😭

user25 omggg wait you're right user626 ewwww

user62 i applaud you y/n for giving us pic of lew

username omlll his tats i can't

user52 knawing at the bars of my enclosure username22 plsss 💀💀

lewishamilton 🫶

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user728 OMG A HARD LAUNCH

user82 holyyy shittt

username89 wowza didn't think that he had it in him

f1fan the age gap is wilddd

username22 y/n's face card is actually insaneeee

f1lover summer break (lewis's version)

user62 back tats 🫠

lewishamilton

》 awww y/n's so so cute

》 15 years between you's is crazy

》 she could literally be your daughter.....

》 pls take good care of her

y/nusername in light of all the backlash on online that both i and lewis have recieved i have decided to take a break from social media. i will be back but for now this is goodbye. i love you all sm see you soon <3

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sabrinacarpenter i'm always here for you ❤️

user62 stopp wait no i kinda feel bad

username hope u guys are happy because this is what happens when you all hate for no reason

f1fan so sry you guys are being treated like this

user72 i'm going to miss you so so much

username12 ya'll really made her to do this like wtfff guys

f1lover they both don't deserve this

madisonbeer proud of you for speaking out and putting them in their place

user672 yesss queen shit

user89 fit still slaying tho

username44 take all the time you need we will be waiting for you <3

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[m4nj1r0s]

Ran Haitani relationship headcannons

- Was probably only using you for entertainment, and was 100% planning on leaving you after about a month.

- Since you two weren’t serious in his mind, mf was a MENACE.

- Got you a COLD pack when you were on your period and had cramps.

- Like my Hanma post, gives bad girl advice to Rindou.

- “Girls prefer cold packs when they’re on their period, it helps the cramps.”

- Like a week before he was going to break up with you, he noticed a rival of his making lovey-dovey eyes at you. He postponed breaking up with you just to spite his rival.

- Was extra affectionate with you if he ever saw the guy JUST to be petty to the max but he found himself doing it privately too. And.. he liked it. Rindou helped him come to the conclusion he genuinely liked you!!

- But now you can’t leave him, ever :(

- You guys have dates where you just nap together. I’m not talking like you just came over and you two were bored so you took a nap. No, no, no like this is an actual PLANNED date. It’s marked on his calendar and everything as ‘date night’ with a bunch of hearts made with red sharpie. Ran probably gets Rindou to go out so you guys can have some peace and quiet.

- “Isn’t this nice, baby?”

- “I can feel you trying to interlock our toes.”

- Probably took Rindou a while to warm up to you, but the real ice breaker is when Rindou came home drunk whilst Ran was asleep so you guys played video games and did karaoke.

- Ran wanted to tear his hair out at Rindou’s singing but he said yours was like a lullaby. 🤗

- Probably has a picture of Nahoya and Souya that he throws darts at in his room. 😭😭

- If you’re shorter than him, he loves putting things you need on a high shelf so you have to ask him to get it.

- And he does this whilst you’re using it. ☹️

- Backfires when you just ask Rindou..

- Expects you to have his picture as your lock screen and refuses to put yours as his. His lock screen is a picture of his bed.

- When you got upset he refused to have your picture as his lock screen, he tried to make it up to you by taping a picture of you to his fighting baton.

- “This is practically the same thing, actually, it’s better! Would you rather I tape it to my uniform instead??”

- He’s genuinely asking.

- You’re saved in his phone as smth like “Honeycomb suckle sugar plum pumpkin pie ❤️💜🤍🤎💚🧡💝😫”

- Wants to learn a new language with you just so you guys can talk about stuff without Rindou eavesdropping (I hc Rindou has a bad habit of this).

- He is IMPOSSIBLE to wake up, like you could try everything and he would still be fast asleep.

- Literally the only thing that makes him wake up is the smell of breakfast or any food in general

- Has a black hole as a stomach (metaphorically)

- It’s cute since you guys can have that thing together where if you can’t finish your food he will just finish it for you :)

- Type of guy to lay on his side with a rose in his mouth and his head propped up with his hand when you come home from work or whatever with careless whisper playing on in the background

- Backfires when he cuts his lip with a thorn 😭

- “I’m never doing this romantic shit again.”

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I was debating making this a yandere hc post but it feels more of a normal one

It’s a pretty short hc post but I’m back now 🤭

And I will get to requests that are already in my ask box in the next few weeks, since it’s close to exam season for me 😓

[razzzzberrysorbet]

So uhhhh this is my first post lemme know if you liked it or want more!

My Modern! Atwow Headcanons!!!!!

Includes: Neteyam, Lo’ak, Kiri,,Tsireya, Ao’nung +y/n ofc 💜

(I edited this btw so if you alr read this and it’s different that’s why 😉😉)

Neteyam:

Darker skin then lo’ak

He had dreads about shoulder length

Probably has his hair tied up alot

Baggy cargo pants + hoodie/baggy tee are his go to!!!!!

Can def see him thrifting

Not really a teachers pet but is very respectful and does his work! Is a fav amongst teachers

Is probably in a bunch of advanced classes

Can see him doing track in the spring and football in the fall

Puts his jersey in your locker so you can wear it when you go to his games!!!!!!

Can he him being pretty toned and lean rather than buff

Tall😉😉😉😉

Is such a sweetheart to everyone!!!!! He loves helping people, very nice person (mom taught him well)

Can see him working at a sneaker store + lifeguarding in the summer with Lo’ak

Skincare queen 🩷🩷🩷

He loves when you come over so you guys can do face masks and watches movies (bro needs to confess already)

Is popular at school but I feel like he would be oblivious to the fact almost the whole school knows him😭

If his class is close he will wait outside of the room so he can walk you to class!!!!(so nice)

Out of all his friends he probably talks to you the most

Is so smiley around you!!!

Is so oblivious to other people’s crushes on him it’s kind of annoying

Smells soooo😫😫😫😫😫😫

Lo’ak

Is a class clown for sure 😬😬😬😬

But he’s actually really funny!!

Is best friends with like all of his teachers

Def listens to rap or soul/funk

Sneakerheaddddd

WEARS NIKE TECH U CANT CHANGE MY MIND!!!!!!!!

Light skin

Keeps his dreads short

Can see him having sum blondes pieces tooooo

He is totally a “where my hug at” and “hey mamas” type😪

Screams “AYO WHERE MY HUG AT” from across the hall way sometimes Tsireya will run away from him😭😭

Basketball + Track 😛

Probably only keeps his grades up so he can keep playing sports….

Has many friends very popular!!!!!!

His snap score is like a million 🥲

Gaslights the teachers into thinking he doesn’t have his AirPods in

Is loud…..

Is a trash talker during 🏀 fosho and is extra with celebrating

Honestly has THE WORST diet but somehow is really fit?

Checks himself out and flex’s 24/7 💪 💪

Is actually pretty famous on tiktok????

Charlie Damelio who????😍😍😍

Kiri

Earth tones on her>>>>>>

Pretend to not to know lo’ak😭

Sleeps in all her classes yet is passing???

Room filled with crystals/incense

Has like 2 or 3 close friends

Wears waist beads !!!!

Wolf cutttt

Probably dyes her hair lot

Sassy queen

RBF for sure

Is such an artsy person can see her painting and sculpting

Has her 1,000 year old beat up converses 💀

Keeps trying to get you and neteyam together!!!!!

Not super popular or into popularity tbh

Her desks are always covered in random drawings

“🙄”go to face 😭😭😭😭

Tsireya

Is actually the sweetest girl ever!!!!

Such a girls girl

Def has a big sweet tooth and alot of candy

Gifting is her love language

Does very well in her classes!!!!! Can see her doing extra curriculars too!!!!!

I see her doing volleyball and dance w/you

You and her are besties for life!!!!!

You guys have been dancing together forever!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Does lo’aks makeup/ he pretends to not like it but is secretly loving it

She deff loves pastels and pink!

Omg her makeup and outfits are so cute!!!!

Loves matching with Lo’ak and you ofc

People pleaser to the max just wants people to like her🩷

Has 3 or 4 close friends but she’s honestly friends with everyone!!

You guys talk one time now she’s saying hi to you everyday 😭🥹🩷

Very girlie and feminine

Her room came straight from Pinterest

Polynesian baddieeeeee

Never ever excludes anyone makes people feel so loved

Cheers for lo’ak at his basketball games

Tries to convince you neteyam is crushing on you

Sleepovers with her 😚😚😚😚

Ao’nung

Um RBF much????

Since you and Tsireya are childhood besties that means you and Ao’nung have known each other for so long!!!

Whenever you are over in tsireyas room he will come in and flex in her mirror 😒

Basketball for sureeeee

Parents forced him into learning piano and hes actually so good???

Might not seem like it but such a caring brother

Oh no?? Tsireya forgot her lunch

Don’t worry! Ao’nung already brought it!

She needs money? He’s handing her his wallet while rolling his eyes “🙄🫴💳 “

He’s honestly so protective over you

Barely tries in class but is super smart

Probably wears muscle tanks to school-

Plays basketball with Lo’ak in thier driveway

Ok but his biceps….

Quiet but known 🩷

Is friends with neteyam but mostly for your sake

Sarcastic king

Lifeguarding + teaching swim lessons

Deffffff wears puka shell necklaces

He’s pretty tall and teases you for being short

Natural smirk 😫😫

Triangle method ummmm???????😧😧😧

Always offered to get you something whenever he goes out

“Hey im going to the gas station, want anything??”

Has all of ur baby pics😭😭😭😭

Plssss ur so embarrassed whenever he shows Neteyam

(Sorry if that was long lolll)

Y/n(you)

U and tsireya do/did dance together 🩷

Omgggg there are so many videos of you guys dancing

Straight A student cuz ur a baddie

Oblivious to neteyams fat crush on you?????

Jewelry Jewelry Jewelry

Ao’nung and Neteyam probably have ur bracelet on their wrists

Ur house is THE ultimate hang out spot

You and lo’ak do so many tiktok dances together 😭😭

You always cling onto neteyams arm when you guys walk together don’t let ao’nong see🫣

Unlimited amounts of clothes…….

Y/n ur literally so popular and you don’t know it!!!!

Helppppp you have guys falling to ur knees 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️

Lip syncing queen?????

Everyone loves you you’re so sweet and genuine🩷🩷

Ur photo album is full of pictures of all your friends

Wearing neteyams jersey to his games (y/n how have you not figured it out yet????)

I see you working with tsireya and Kiri at the mall

Dancing your whole life your so good!!!!!

AirPods in 24/7

Girl you got so many boys wrapped around your pinky how to you do it??????

Weekly hangouts with neteyammm

Omggg k ur baby pics are all over tsireya and ao’nungs house like?????

You and the girls filming Grwms😭😭

U love kids and babies (tuk)

Um imma need that workout/makeup/skincare routine pls 😁😁🤲🤲🤲🤲

(You can totally change dance to whatever sport/hobby you want I just put dance cuz I love it!)

[jboy44]

Team rwby , Pyrrha ren amd nora are shaking. A week ago Jsune arc vanished now they were in a dark spooky go this castle.

Thats when torches lit put of nowhere showing a ball of mirrors. In black suit and cape someone walked in ,Simone with no reflection.

Nora held her face in horror "VAMPIRE😱😱😱😱

Jaune smirks fangs out eyes glowing red " why yes I am." He holds Ruby's chin " and you ruby , what lovely haunting ghostly eyes , arent you a pretty little snack."

Jaune pulls ruby close his cape wraps around her. He smirks as ruby freaks out. " I could just eat you up" he bites into her neck

Ruby struggles at first but us soon trying yo get closer to him " 😱😱😱😭😭😭😢😢😥😰😃🤤🤭😘😘😘😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️❤️🧡🤍🖤🤎💜💙💚💛💣💣💣💣🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵" she passes out sleeping soundly and happily on his shoulders

Pyrrha "... RUBY YOU MAN STEALING BITCH

Blake " the sounds she made. I was flirting with wrong sister

Weiss shaking " did he just punch her vcard ?

Yang now knows he sisters oh fave " 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😰😰😰😰😰😫😫😫😫😫😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😤😤😡😡😡😡👿👿👿ARC!!!!!"

[berylcups]

La Squadra x Reader: Stop teasing me!

CW: suggestive content, pervy behavior

Notes: finally got some inspo squeezed out! 😅 now fyi the actions of the boys here are only acting as if you are their S/O. They know better than to be grabby towards coworkers- because that’s ✨ harassment ✨ hope you enjoy 💜 beryl

Risotto

This leader likes to tease. You think he wouldn’t but look at how much he teased Doppio when he was trying to kill him. You definitely getting teased. 😭

He likes to take one of his belts and cracks it to make a loud snap sound to make you jump. It never fails to make him chuckle.

“What do you think it would be like if I tied you down and spanked you with one of these?” He smirked.

“Noooooo that’s gonna hurt like hell! Don’t do it~!”

Whining just adds fuel to his fire.

“I bet it would hurt. I’m sure it would leave a good mark on your ass.” He chucked as he snapped it again.

He won’t really do it. 😅 unless you really REALLY want to.

He also likes to go invisible and sneak up near you and just lightly touch your arm and mimic like a spider's movement until you freak out and slap where you felt the tickle only to feel an invisible monstrous hand.

“Damn it Risotto! Don’t scare me like that!” You hissed.

“Heheheh sorry.” He chuckles. …he’s not sorry. But you know that already 😅

Formaggio

Ass or no ass, he’s gonna smack it every time. He always has an excuse to have you bent over to have yourself vulnerable for a spanking. This short king is gonna purposely drop stuff and ask you to pick it up so he has access to your poor ass 😭

“Hey baby, I dropped my wallet under the coffee table. Can you be a doll and pick it up for me?”

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!” He laughed as he smacked your ass like a bongo drum.

He plays your ass like the drums. Feel free to fart on him to get him to stop. ✋ 🛑 …well it might just make him laugh more probably-he’s definitely not prudish 😅

Illuso

The king of teasing. He so rude 😭

He likes to take whatever you're focused on like a magazine, cell phone, or a game boy right out of your hands and hold it up so you can’t get it back. He’s gonna make you jump and beg for it. If you have a chest/pecs he’s gonna look disrespectfully as you feebly jump up to grab your stuff back.

“Oh~! You’re so close! Just a little higher! Keep jumping Y/N!”

He also likes to jump scare you anytime you’re near a mirror. He’ll grab you by the shoulders and yell “gotcha!!!” and laugh like an evil asshole while dragging you into the mirror realm to give you a shit ton of kisses…and if you allow him, to go further 👀(this is his way of making up for jumpscaring you 😅)

Pesci

This boy is just too sweet to tease. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t try!

He pretends like he’s going in to kiss you and then end up kissing your cheek and blows on it making a raspberry. 😂

He’s a tummy lover so he’s gonna pin you down so you can’t squirm your way out of a belly raspberry. I think fart noises are funny to him lmao- just don’t fart for real 😳 he doesn’t judge-he just doesn’t want to accidentally embarrass you!

Prosciutto

He doesn’t look like a teaser but he is. Don’t let his no nonsense attitude fool you. He likes to come up next to you and snap your bra straps(if you wear them), your not safe even if you don’t have boobs… he likes to hook a finger under the waistband of your underwear and snap it hard 😫 …stockings and garter belts aren’t safe either! He has big shit eating grin on his face too when you whine and scowl at him over it.

“Heh calm down Y/N. It doesn’t sting THAT bad. If you're gonna act like a brat I can give you something to really cry about.” He smirks.

Melone

This butthole loves to ruin the mood by telling you cursed things about the human body.

“Did you know that the skin on your lips and the skin on your anus is the same type of skin?”

“MEL STOP 🛑 ✋ “

“If we kissed right now we’d make one long tube from asshole to asshole… that’s kinda romantic if you think about it.”

“FUCKING STOP!!!”

“They make molds of your asshole for Valentine’s Day chocolates … would it be romantic of me to make you some of mine? …can I get some of yours too..?”

“MELONE!!! SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!”

If you start hitting him out of disgust he’s just gonna moan fakely like a pornstar.

💜“Oh yes~! Hit me harder Zaddy/Zommy! Ooooh~! Give it to me good~!” 💜

Everyone in the entire building is going to hear him act like a complete whore. Keep that Hand strong and tell that slut to behave himself! 😤

Ghiaccio

This dick is a massive teaser. He’ll take every word you say wrong and say it’s one of your Y/N-isms.

“Pfft did you really just say pasketti?! Don’t you mean SPAGHETTI??? That's going into the book of Y/N-isms.”

“NYUHG KI??? You sound like you are trying to vomit! It’s gnocchi!” He’s gripping his sides from laughter, you might make him sick himself from laughing so hard!

He doesn’t mean any ill will by it. He secretly thinks it’s cute when you say words wrong whether you do it on purpose or not.

A couple of his favorite words you say is:

Bong gee or no - Buon Giorno

Fuuuuuuuuusili - Fusilli

Nayro dee saypee uh - Nero Di Sepia

EXpresso- espresso

Brew SHIT uh - Bruschetta (this one kills him the most because you didn’t use the “sk” sound 😂)

Another thing he likes to do is just plain evil… he makes his hands extra cold and grabs you with them to make you jump. He can’t stop laughing when your whining and begging for him to stop grabbing you with his icy hands 🙌 …he always makes a beeline towards your chest and grabs. Yes. Under the shirt. He’s an evil little man 👀

[floofeh-purpi]

Getting isekai'd?! (Part 10)

Sagau! Genshin Fatui x Gn! Reader (ft. Your bsf)

『Beloved fluffball/s mentioned below! 💜』

@justmare @mc-cos-charm @keirennyx

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Guys when did I last upload a part again? 😭🙌

Warnings: Beh if the links are somehow arent working anymore you might have to look for that certain part of the fanfic somewhere in my blog, cursing, grammatical/spelling errors, ooc (help me), Your vitiligo is back 😫, this is shorter than my bsf in real life.

【Part 9】

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Much to Y/b/f/n's delight, Dottore was finally done treating you, but not before giving a tender kiss to your knuckles with a tiny blush on his face. Yah, they were tired of being a 3rd wheeler to this shit—

"Yo N/n, lets gooooo" They dragged you out of Dottore's lab. "Can we play mineraft again pelesè?? 🥺👉👈"

"Lmao we can when we get home 🙃"

"YAYAYAYYYAYAYAYAYAYA"

"...BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FU—"

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"Yo bro..."

"OH DEAR FUCKING LORD Y/N IF YOU SAY WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA SA—"

"Milk chocolate planks or dark chocolate pla—"

"AJÆJEJDRKFOGKAÆÆ👹👹👹👹" *Turns into an alpha*

"...omigash so couquette 😍🎀" You feigned innocence as you could hear y/b/f/n screeching in both voicechat and in their room. Amazing.

Someone knocked on the door. Which much to the happiness of your almost bleeding ears its your turn to get ear theraphy, stopped your bsf's screeching. "Ima get that shit 🤠👍" You say to y/b/f/n like they didnt make you wanna rip your ears out like 3 seconds ago.

You skipped your ass down the stairs after praying to whoever the fuck is watching/reading this in other words, you basically lmao for no reason, and opened the door, in which you saw a certain banker that was totally not visionless you thought he was also visionless in terms of eyesight at first with how his eyes were close in their debut 💀.

"Uhh... hi?" You awkwardly said to the banker who looked flustered with how pretty Vitiligo looks on you. "H-hello My Your Grace... •/////•" Pantalone replied with a blush that you're pretty sure it'd be ooc of him if he'll be playable...— "Ehmm... Come in...?" You made way for him so he he could come in y'alls house. "A-Ah... Of course Your Grace... Holy Tsaritsa they're so pretty..."

Oh... how he wanted to kiss those oh-so-soft looking lips of yours... he doesn't care if your lips are actually rough. He was tempted to kiss you regardless! Anygays, he sits down the huge ass couch in the living room.

"Wait how'd you know that im.. uhhh... y'know?"

"Childe and a certain doctor who just so happens to have the hair color of a certain fucking toothpaste (*EHEM* COLGATE *EHEM*) told me so, my love. Your Grace."

"Oh cool, anygays wanna something from the kitchen?" You asked him as you stood up to go to the kitchen. I hc that he's a coffee enjoyer.

Pantalone hummed in thought and was gonna say he wants you but had to stop himself to not scare you. "I'd like some black coffee."

"Alrighters :D" You said with a smile that made him mentally recite the reasons of why he fell inlove with you in the first place.

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GUYS IM SOSOSOSOSOSOSO SORRY THAT I DISAPPEARED ALL OF A SUDDEN I FORGOT MY TUMBLR ACC EXISTED—

【Part 11】

Published: July 17, 2024. 10:00am.

[pyramid-of-starrs]

Omg hongjoong, san or mingi and they're obsessed w the readers ass. like them tiktoks "he don't know what to do w allat"😭😭😭

Minors DNI

Oh my god okay, because I can see all three of them being like ??? Like those 3 for sure are the booty lovers of the group. Hands all over your ass or making you sit in their laps all the time just so they can connect with your ass. Especially if you’re thicker with thighs. I know they some ass biters too 😭. Anon I can make a Drabble too ab this lol just let me know.

Hongjoong: He’s pretty chill about his love for your ass but you know about it and he def doesn’t hide it. One day you’re just bent over your kitchen counter and he walks up and glides his hand up your ass just cos he loves the feel of the curvature of your ass. When he hugs you goodbye his hands would slide past your waist and sit on both your cheeks because that’s where they belong in his mind. You’re picking up your phone you dropped on the floor and you bend down to get it and he would stop mid sentence just to say “damn”. He also can get a little cute with it and play bongos on your booty lol. His feral side comes out when you’re getting dressed and put on a black thong you got with an “HJ” charm 🤭. He would pull you on the bed and bend you over to eat you from behind 🫠

Mingi: oh this is an ASS man, he loves touching your booty especially if it’s big. You’ll be laying on your stomach just scrolling on tiktok and he would be smacking your butt just to watch the recoil and bounce, you’re use to it though this is something he does often 🥴. He hugs you and grips it and lifts both cheeks and when you say his name to stop he absolutely will not lol. Then during sex? Oh he loooooves to smack it, especially while he’s pounding you out from the back, he loves doggy style because he wants to listen to the clapping of your ass and he purposely goes faster so your ass jiggles more. He would say stuff like “I love this fat ass” or “this ass is so big baby” while he keeps fucking you nice and deep.

San: A mix of both, what I love about San is that he won’t care about how big or small your ass is, he cares about the ass existing. He’s a real ass lover, just loves that body part. He’s would be sitting down and you’re standing up and he’ll ask for a hug just so he can wrap his arms around that ass, squeeze it nice and tight. He wouldn’t be able to control himself if he sees you walking around the house in booty shirts, he’d have to fuck you right then and there. Bending you over the first flat surface he could find and just grip your ass the entire time. Even if your booty is little he would be gripping and smacking it while he bites his lips. “San I don’t even have an ass…” “you have the perfect ass actually” he would stop you from talking bad about your booty cos to him that’s not your ass you’re talking about anymore that’s his ass. “All this ass belongs to me right.” While he’s palming your ass and fucking you slow 🤭

Anon you’ve inspired me to write something else 😫💜

[fandomfluffandfuck]

PLEASEEEEE get started on spreader bars! I beeeeeggggg U!!!

No no I know you don’t have time don’t worry I just love how u write everything 🥴😮‍💨💜

I just need u to know u got a pretty picture on my mind of Bucky begging and squirming unable to close his legs and his huge thighs all open for Steve belly down so his pretty ass is all up and Steve’s teasing him running his hands all over but definitely not where bucky NEEDS HIM almost crying because we know Steve loves him some tears

🥴😫😭💀

related to this

I just think that spreader bars should be more prevalent in fandom 😮‍💨😮‍💨 They're so damn hot. Like, I see a lot of bondage in the form of rope and handcuffs in fanfiction (and the occasional rope in fanart), but I would love to see more spreader bars.

Spreader bars... listen... just... legs spread embarassingly wide open, totally immobilized and helpless, unable to squirm under the strength of the bar, unable to get away, unable to get closer, unable to do anything but take it.

Jesus Christ, yeah, you're so right, though, if we're talking about Bucky--

Even a reinforced spreader bar would be creaking and nearly bending, giving in, under the pressure generated by those fucking thighs.

Thick and pretty as shit--Steve just wants to grab Bucky's thighs and squeeze, digging his fingertips into the firm muscle until bruises bloom on his pale gold skin. Real pretty. Decorated with fingerprints. Steve's claim on him. Steve's fingerprints on him. He owns him. Steve's claim on him like the glinting, silver spreader bar parting his legs as far as they can go.

Bucky can't think too hard about that fucking bar or he'll lose more of his head. He can't take anymore.

Steve's been torturing him for ages, stroking his cock nice and slow... dragging it out until he feels like he's going to die... boiling over with lava-thick, molten heat, throwing his head back hard, his hair getting frizzy and flicking itself across his sweaty face as he presses back into the pillow. Strands of his long hair stick to his glistening cheekbones and forehead. Steve keeps "lovingly" brushing it out of his face. Like he cares. Like he isn't making him fucking die. Like he isn't drowning Bucky in electric pleasure that hurts. It hurts so good.

There's a strangled scream right behind Bucky's clenched teeth. His muscles are tensing, he's trying to get away, trying to get more, and trying to not just sob and scream himself raw. He can't close his legs! His hips keep jerking up uncontrollably, chasing sensation. He can't close his legs! He just--

He doesn't know what he wants.

More. Less. Yes. No. Keep going keep going keep going. Stop stop stop.

Fuck it.

Suddenly, Bucky doesn't care. He doesn't care. He surrenders completely.

Totally.

He's not tensing against the spreader bar. He's letting it happen. Letting go.

Bucky is sobbing and he's shaking, his quivering abs are soaked in his own release and his cock still hard despite how empty he feels. Hallowed out. Too much pleasure. Guh.

How many more orgasms does Steve think he can possibly get out of him? 😫😮‍💨

But all that being said... we can't forget Steve.

Did I have that gif saved in my phone? Maybe

Steve deserves a spreader bar, too.

I bet he would break so pretty, too. Poor, little Stevie, flushed bright pink, eyes rimmed red and glassy, looking even more blue than normal, and his swollen, red lips quivering as he hiccups with his overwhelmed sobs. Pleasure feels grating now. He's had so many orgasms torn out of him. Too much! Crying into the sheets, not at all muffling his whimpery, watery sounds.

After lying him face-down on their mattress, Bucky wouldn't be able to resist spreading him open with a spreader bar. It's worth it even if Steve's a fucking trouble maker, out of his mind, stupid, and continuing to hump and grind against the bed, no matter how many times Bucky spanks him for it. He just can't resist the hot, wet friction of his achy cock against the embarrassingly big wet spot underneath him. He's shaking. His ass is blushing just as hot and red as his face, and that blush across the meat of his stinging ass is so bad it's spread to the insides of his thighs. It's pornographic, that color.

Steve will be one lucky son of a bitch if Bucky ever let's him out of bed again.

Woof.

[mrs-monaghan]

Hey Shaz,

it's been a shit day so far. Do you have anything jikook-related to cheer me up? Much appreciated 💜

I'm so sorry you had a shitty day love. Something about Jikook in NYC gave me heavy Bon Voyage Malta vibes so let's talk about 2 or 3 moments. But first, have u ever heard about the Jimin pregnant allegations?

I mean its the bloody wind's fault but still, it definitely gave Mpreg creators original content to work with.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay I'll be serious. 😂😂😂

There is this really small blink and you'll miss it moment that I never see anywhere. I loved this part so much.

So basically JK sings mic drop adorably and when he looks around he finds Jimin looking at him and smiling. They then quietly stare at eo for a while 🥺🥺🥺

I rewinded it so many times it was so cute. It's the little things guys. It's the little things. Like when JK holds Jimin's hand in pretense of holding the rail thingy.

Guys... Jikook are so obvious its insane that the fandom as a whole doesn't just support them 🤦🏽‍♀️

Anygays, I wanna bring up Jikook feeding eo here. JK is the one who offers. A rare moment of him using honorifics 🤭

So JK looks at Jimin's mouth, but it's the way Jimin looks at JK's eyes.

It's something he always does; looks str8 up at JK when his boyfriend is feeding him. Kinda gets my explicit senses tingling. Remember this?

That's JK feeding him a sausage in one of the many dynamite behind the scenes. (Thanks @chicknbunny13 as always 😘)

Tell me that doesn't give u an accurate picture of how Jimin looks like when he's shouting in JK's briefcase. 👀

It kind of reminds me of this

Whoever made that fuck you. Seriously 😫😩😩

Oh God. We are getting sidetracked here. Get it together guys. What's wrong with you? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

Moving on swiftly, I also like this part where JK says he wants to dye his hair and Jhope asks him

Of course Jimin already knows;

He knows everything about JK. Everything. He's the only one at the table who seems to be aware of this whole JK dying his hair thing before hand. 🥰

Can we take a second to talk about this here?

He was annoyed that they started getting filmed immediately. Even though he knows that's why they're there; to create BV content. And this is the guy they like to heavily accuse of feeding fans?? Okay, sure.

Anyway I love BV Malta for Jikook. We like to say they were on their honeymoon but it really did look like it. Even Suga noticed

Jikook really had a great time in Malta. Thats why I wanna know how they looked like off camera seeing as on camera they looked like honeymooners. 🥺🥺🥺 damn those lucky Malta Armys gatekeeping images and footage 😭😭😭😭

Bonus: a Bon Voyage 3 compilation

Hope this short trip down memory lane cheers u up my lovely 😍😍

[imsofuckinggayforwomen]

Could I write a fluff oneshot with an Obanai who is sick and Reader and Mitsuri have to take care of him? I'd appreciate it 😫💕

this is so cute, I’d love to 🙏

Warnings: Illness, literally nothing else this is pure fluff

The one and only Obanai Iguro gets sick 😦

At first, he’d try to hide the fact that he was under the weather. Blaming his coughs and sneezes on “Allergies”

You and Mitsuri don’t fall for that bs, instinctively dragging his reluctant self to the butterfly mansion.

Shinobu gleefully examines the serpent hashira, working around his grumbling. She comes to the conclusion that Iguro’s body is fighting off an infection from a previous wound, luckily it was caught in time to be treated.

She prescribed him some antibiotics and told both you and Mitsuri to keep his temperature normal and to make sure he rests. Obanai, of course, tries to intervene. Stating he’s “too busy to rest.” But Shinobu puts her foot down, saying that she will tell the master if he refuses treatment.

He’s grumpy but, he agrees. You and Mitsuri bring him back to your shared estate, immediately forcing him into bed with a change of clothes.

You make it your job to feed Kabumaru, taking all of Obanai’s responsibilities off of his shoulders. Mitsuri constantly brings him cold towels to keep his temperature steady, replacing them by the hour.

Even though he’s upset that he can’t preform his hashira duties, Iguro is extremely grateful to have the both of you at his side. However, Mitsuri isn’t cleared from duty, so you might end up finding yourself taking care of him alone.

You decide on running a cold bath for the both of you, this way you can regulate his temperature and keep an eye on him. Gently, you help his weakened body into the water. He seems to relax a bit, enjoying the cool feeling against his warm skin. You make sure to wash his hair and body, since he had been bedridden for a few days.

Mitsuri returns to find you bathing him, smiling as she leaned on the door frame. She assists you in removing him from the tub and drying his body. Mitsuri then carries him (bridal style) back to bed, where you both then lay beside him.

“Thank you” He whispers, finally feeling safe between his lovers. Mitsuri rakes her hand through his hair, urging him to get some sleep. You hold Obanai’s hand as he drifts off into sleep, not wanting to get too close or cause him to overheat.

Once his breathing steadies, you and Mitsuri leave him to rest. However, you insist on keeping the door cracked so the both of you can hear if he requires assistance.

This was such a cute idea, grumpy obanai getting pampered 😭💜 hope u enjoyed :)

[borathae]

Can I be horny?

Because I think about dominant bottom yoongi a lot. Like I can’t only imagine as he presses your face against his puckered asshole, wrists tied behind you, kneeling on the floor, and you have no other direction to go to other than his hand pushing you against his ass tongue fucking it.

Instead of whimpers it’s deep grunts and phrases praising how disgusting you are to getting up off of eating ass. Maybe he’d had you laying down on your back instead. Switching between fucking your face down your throat with his dick or telling you to stick out your tongue while he rides it.

You’d be wearing those double ended strap ons and feel it rub up against you as he rides it. He’s do that growling thing or mumbles profanities, “look at you making your master feel so fucking good” or “C’mon. Show me what a good girl you are fuck me harde– ARghh fuuuhhh goooodd fucking girl ah” all while fucking up into his own hand himself telling you’re not allowed to touch unless you make him feel good.

Maybe he could be fucking his own dick. Like a replica dildo because he knows his is the perfect shape for you and it’s the only one you want. He’d fuck his own cock “no wonder you love being such a slut. Shit I didn’t realize how talented my baby is at taking fat cocks.” Or “You like it when I fuck you deep with this cock, huh. Yeah, me too.”

He’d get all dick drunk, eyes rolling back, not even at the feeling of his prostate being rubbed and abused or his hand fisting his shaft, but seeing you just as whiny and crying for a mere taste of his real thing, being forced to watch him pleasure the very thing you want inside of you and more.

And as he comes, you wait your tongue out awaiting for his taste to envelop you, he’d come on his abdomen or maybe point it to a puddle on the bed. He’d catch his breath and murmur to you to lick it up. And as you do, he’d pet your head, caress your cheeks, point your chin up at him with his semen on your tongue and sucks on it. Kisses you deeply, but slowly. You’d try to push for more despite your limited mobility, but he holds your hair and licks all crevices of your mouth. Spit and any other fluids shared from earlier dribble out of both of your guys’ mouth as he pulls away. “You did such a good job making me feel so good. You wanna feel good too, huh?” And he’d spend just as much time if not more with you recreating every position he was his with his own cock/dlido until you’re down to just a mindless cocksleeve that he adores and cherishes, bathes and kisses, cuddles and praises when it’s all over.

And then y’all wake up and have jajangmyeon that he made or some shit. I dunno.

I think about DomBom Yoongi a lot…

AND I BLAME YOU BECAUSE I WAS NEVER A BOTTOM!YOONI FAN UNTIL YOU!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON NOW 😫😫😫

FIRST OF ALL YES TO EATING JAJJANGMYEON AFTERWARDS!! this is so so so Yoongi coded 😭😭 please I actually love him so much 😭😭

also fndsfn the licking cum off his stomach part is so hot to me fnadsnf it's so sensual and intimate I might actually bite him tbfh 🥴

ALSO LISTEN!!! I WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MAKING YOU A BOTTOM!YOONGI LOVER!! IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE!! like I love that your brain really went "imma fucking haunt you now" and I thank you for sharing your fantasy with us 🤪 we are indeed one big house of whores on here and I stan this energy 🤪💜

this is for you 💜