#I love everyone in sterile tbh

[darlingrini]

Some fluffy @sterile-desires doodles of Detective Rini and my love for Storm and Alfred 🥺💖💜 and course Calliope too ;3cc my girl~

[moodymisty]

Request: Horus, full-on breeding kink, no teasin' or quickies. Straight up pound town on his wife. The full Lupercal Special. Leave that woman whimperin' and unable to walk. Put a baby in that oven Mister Warmaster 🫡

Author’s note: I know it would largely be a horrid idea but I’d let all the Primarchs knock me up tbh.

Relationships: Horus Lupercal/Fem!Reader

Warnings: NSFW, Breeding kink, Size difference, Slightly rough sex

Horus watches his men work, detailing their upcoming route as they prepare to depart from Terran space.

While the primarch is more than capable of multi-tasking, of listening into multiple different voices all giving out different information with ease, he also finds himself drifting off a bit.

Due to the length of many of these crusades, Horus sometimes elects to leave you on Terra in his personal wing of the palace. You don't like it- he doesn't either - but knowing the danger of these unknown paths he does it for the sake of your safety.

He may not particularly like Dorn, at least his stiff and unfriendly personality, but he knows the man has built the greatest and most impenetrable fortress humanity has yet seen. It's one of the few places he can leave you where he won't worry.

This last evening, his final one with you for what will more than likely be months, he made sure to make it one that would be remembered.

"Horus! M-more, please, more!"

Knees almost by your ears Horus drove his cock into you as deep as he could possibly go and past it, listening to you squeal as the thick base of his cock stretched you almost impossibly wide. You felt so tight, warm and wet; Horus wonders in a sadistic, selfish way if your body has been ruined and reformed to fit only him by his rutting.

With each thrust the bed groaned, creaking and cracking for mercy. Imperium builders struggled to form beds that looked appealing to the eye and the aesthetic of the palace that could also hold the full weight of a primarch, and settled somewhere in the middle. Though that middle ground didn't account for the added force Horus has put onto it, the frame threatening to break if he continued.

"Greedy, greedy girl. I spoil you too much,"

Horus chuckled at you, at the way one of your hands gripped his forearm as he pressed your left thigh against your stomach. The other laid in a similar position, knees by your ears, while your other hand grasped the pillow behind you for some semblance of support against him.

"You want me to cum in you again? Are you going to command a primarch?"

Horus loves to joke that you are his princess; His love that he'll give the very stars to if you only asked. That it's cute when you try and command him with your quiet, gentle voice.

You nodded, squealing and moaning as Horus thrusts into you and his hips slapped against your bruised thighs over and over. He forced his cum out of you each time, what wasn’t shoved out by the size of his cock and leaking out of you was sloshing around inside of you, filled to the brim.

"I want to come back from this crusade and see you with child. I am going to make sure of it."

You incoherently whined as your nails dug into his skin, his balls slapping against your ass with each thrust.

He felt the way you tighten around him as you cum again, tears pricking in the corner of your eyes as his movements overstimulated you to almost pain. He could hear the dryness in your voice, from your whining and moaning, and you'll surely lose your voice tomorrow.

He had told you that you could be as loud as you wanted, but he wonders if you know that with astartes hearing, it's quite possible the guards outside could hear you. You would surely perish of embarrassment, but Horus is a boaster- and would love nothing more than for the entire palace and everyone inside of it hear how much you love when he fucks you.

“One more, Horus please one more,”

Horus chuckled. He wanted to give you one more; To fill you up one more time. He refuses to believe the Primarchs are sterile. You will get pregnant- he refuses to give in.

“Are you sure you have room? I don’t want you wasting it.”

He could feel how sticky you were, how much of his cum he had fucked out of you.

But he did give you one more despite his teasing, and one more after that, and only then did he finally pull out of you and listen to you whine in pain as the head of his cock popped past your entrance out of your abused cunt. More cum leaked from you without his cock to bully it inside, though he was sure it was only a fraction.

You fell asleep not long after.

He rose from his bed before the sun had risen, waking you up. The sleepy look on your face was so endearing as he kissed you goodbye, and you indeed had a sore voice. He had warned his men stationed as guard for his quarters that you were feeling a bit tired, woman’s troubles, and needed needed a few days of rest- they wouldn’t see much of you those few days. They didn’t pry or have any context and blindly accepted Horus’ orders, before he left some of his men on Terra and boarded The Vengeful Spirit satisfied.

"Will Lady Lupercal be alright on Terra?"

Tarik is the only member of the Mournival currently at the holotable, looking at his primarch with a typical astartes neutral expression. Horus' attachment to you has seemed to spread to them in some odd way, as if his geneseed did more than just alter their appearance; That they share a little bit of his emotions as well.

"I made sure she has everything she needs, she'll be fine."

Tarik gives an unimpressed hum. Horus raises his eyebrows and looks at the man curiously.

"You don't agree with my choice?" Tarik shakes his head, adjusting his jaw with a soft crack.

“The choice was not mine to make.”

Horus laughs. He can hear the discontent in his son's voice quite easily.

“She will be fine. I am sure we’ll have a letter from her soon enough.”

Returning back to the topic at hand Horus slots the memory of the previous night firmly in the back of his mind, where he could return to it later. These crusades always try his patience, so it'll be something to keep with him in those frustrating moments. To keep in mind what he has waiting for him.

He eagerly awaits for that letter; Hoping for it's content to show if all of his hopes and effort finally paid off.

[dairy-farmer]

Just had a thought about TimKon cuckolding kink: it all starts when Kon comes back from the dead and finds Tim in Paris and they have their heart to heart only for Tim to tell Kon that he understands if he doesn't want to date Tim anymore, bc Tim found out a few months after Kon died that he's pregnant - and considering they both know 100% that Kon is completely sterile, there's no way he's the baby daddy

And like, he was dead, so it wasn't TECHNICALLY cheating on Tim's part? Tbh I'm not sure who the baby daddy would be, but I really wanna say Ra's. If it doesn't work, timeline wise, then I could easily see Tim and Dick angry fucking before Tim leaves to go find Bruce and gets pregnant from that. Not the point tho

Kon finds he doesn't really mind Tim having someone else's baby. It's not like Kon could have gotten him pregnant instead, after all, and he's always wanted a family, especially with Tim. As Tim progresses in his pregnancy, they both find they're more and more turned on by Tim's pregnancy as time goes by. When the baby is born (and a carbon copy of Tim, so no one assumes Kon isn't the baby daddy, his being sterile not common knowledge among anyone that isn't the core four), they're both in love with her and with each other. Despite that, Kon finds that he misses Tim's big baby bump and heavy tits that he had while he was pregnant. They talked about it a little bit before the baby was born, but never decided if this would be their only child of not

At the very least they should wait until they aren't teenagers. Right? But then the baby if five months old and Tim is working on getting his pre-baby body back (or as close as he can get it), and Kon can't take it. He tells Tim he wants them to have another baby. This is when they discover that they have cuckolding kinks, and then later after Kon gives Tim permission to sleep with whoever in order to get pregnant, Kon learns he has an indefinitely kink as well, bc Tim reveals that he slept with A LOT of people with no idea who knocked him up. Kon finds this so hot and so... life continues on

They have more and more kids, convincing everyone they're just dumb teenagers who can't keep it in their pants long enough to wait for Tim to get birth control, when really they intend for these pregnancies to happen. Tim sleeps with many people, some capes, some strangers, some family and friends, and most of them are under the impression that Tim is cheating, and so they keep hush-hush out of shame. This helps with any allegations of who the baby daddy could be, so no one questions Kon's parentage

By the time they start slowing down, they easily have kids in the double digit numbers by now, a handful of them sharing a father. People seem to have caught on but are too embarrassed to say anything, bc some of the babies Tim has popped out are... well, clearly NOT Kon's, based on prominent features like skin color or hair color/texture. They're both super into it tho, and have a completely healthy relationship with each other and all of their babies, besides

tim and kon using the shame other capes have at having had an affair with tim while KNOWING he was married to kon to make sure they keep quiet is SO good especially if kon was actually listening while it was happening. he used super hearing and xray vision to be able to listen and watch while tim was getting knocked up again with one of their babies 🥺.

even years later when its clear that kon is not the father of all of the babies because of the powers they start getting but the people who suspect they're the biofathers still don't say anything because they can't possibly admit to the affairs they engaged with together with married person especially if they were ALSO married. (clark looking uncertainly at one of tim's babies that looks SO similar to jon)

just kon and tim having a breeding, infidelity, AND cuck together- they really are made for each other ❤️

[lousirs]

If you could add scenes or change certain designs to the uglydolls movie what would they be ? (Idk alternate institute design or random filler scenes)

For exemple i wish they insisted more onto the « doll school/training » thing.

Or another exemple, i had this idea where instead of Ox finding out bout Moxy and mandy being in danger with the printer thingy, he would’ve (seeing moxy’s missing) suspected Lou done something/has hurt Moxy and while running in the Pipe to the institute, he hears Moxy and mandy screaming for help (would’ve added a lot if you think bout it)

Gotta save this 65mill$ budget 💪💪🤩🤩

good question and wonderful ideas! i very much agree with the ox finding moxy/mandy scene. he should've been worried that he hadn't seen moxy in a while. sure, she was upset, but she is never so quiet... so he goes to check up on her, only to find an empty room, and panic arises. he tells the other uglydolls, and they go around town calling her name. and then ox reaches the sunflower pipe. realisation sinks in: "lou must've gotten her". and so the uglydolls help each other to get up the pipe, and through the darkness there is a faint red glow and screams for help.... dramatic... but maybe a bit too dark for a kids film, who knows xDDD

anywho, i have a lot of things i would change about the movie tbh, but to name a few: (buckle up everyone cause i got a lot to say)

first and foremost GIVE THE UGLYDOLLS (besides moxy and ox) A PURPOSE. babo, wage, luckybat and uglydog are the main characters technically, and yet they serve no purpose. if you removed them, and only had moxy find the institute, nothing would've changed. my fix? allow them to do what they are good at to win over the prettydolls.

from what is shown, i'm guesisng moxy is a reporter, luckybat is a fortune teller (or something like that), wage is a cook, babo is a builder and uglydog is a DJ. so! have luckybat tell the prettydolls fortunes (reading their palms or something idk), have wage cook them a nice meal, have babo build a cool contraption for them and uglydog host a dance party. and all the while, moxy is writing about the institute, life there, how lou is a big ol' meanie head, etc. this would've fixed so much, because in the film, the prettydolls turned on lou so quickly, so GIVE THEM MORE OF A REASON TO besides "ew prototype" and "he kicked a baby!!!". make the prettydolls warm up to the uglydolls, not due to their appearance, but due to who they are inside and what they enjoy doing. make them think that lou is wrong for being so cruel to them.

speaking of this, moxy writing down everything about the institute (perhaps to put into the uglyville newspaper) could be a point of tension! lou doesn't want his reputation to be smeared, so there could be a scene (i'd say after the training montage where lou is further trying to dissuade moxy) where lou tears up all the pages of her notepad, leaving her feeling devastated, but still determined to carry on despite the odds.

the only other point i have about the uglydolls is their designs. i would've loved to see them more like their original counterparts, cause they feel a bit too cutesy to be truly 'ugly' or whatever in the film. especially the stitches around the eyes, they should've kept that!! more of a handcrafted ragdoll look, i suppose!

for the institute... i feel like this is a hot take, but i like how empty it is. kind of shows how empty and artificial trying to be 'perfect' is. the repetitiveness of the institute also works to show that as well... buuut they could've taken it further. perhaps they could've gone for the more city-like area like they did in concept arts, but have it a lot more organised (too organised), so everything feels disorientating. for instance, the dolls houses are all clunked into a square area, same with the training course, etc.

this concept art, although looking sterile, still feels quite open and lively, like that of a big city. so they could make it feel more suffocating? who knows.

(i get that uglyville is quite clustered and tightly packed too, but that feels more like a comfortable closeness)(so the institute could be an uncomfortable closeness)

one scene they could've added for the prettydolls is the spy girls being hesitant to throw moxy and mandy in recycling. their expressions as moxy is going down the pipe shows fear and regret, and yet this brief, and they go back to being fine afterwards??? i get lou not giving a shit, but c'mon girls, you just helped kill two dolls! kidnapping isn't good either, but recycling innocent dolls is on a whole other level.

even if it was just a small piece of dialogue between the girls and lou, it would've worked... like:

"surely you aren't going to actually recycle them? that's way too far lou!"

or

"we didn't agree to this lou! you just told us to take them to you!"

and lou shuts them up and says how they'll be perfect yada yada idk. and that could be a breaking point for the girls, where they begin to distrust lou, because bro's a maniac.

i've mentioned this in a previous post, but i believe that the novel's version of lou and ox's backstory makes a lot more sense, in how lou stepped on the line ox was passing to make it seem like he failed the gauntlet, and the robots dragging ox to recycling. instead of ox making other dolls fail, and lou being like "imma show you recycling now. cya bub"

similarly, mandy getting the audience to coax lou into running the gauntlet makes more sense than him running the gauntlet on his own accord, fully knowing that he would be exposed. yay, peer pressure!

nit-pick here, but i wish they made nolan more 'imperfect' design-wise. although yeah, his hair and eyes are different colours and his uniform is too small, he has no socks and lost a button and has freckles, it all seems too... polished? like, his freckles are just around the cheeks, and although yeah, people can have exactly that irl, i would've loved if they went harder on it. same with his hair, the green parts are in a neat clump, that still matches the hair model of the doll. so fuck it! have him have messy hair with green strands randomly placed on his head, make his freckles heavier, so they cover his arms and legs etc too, make his uniform have hanging out threads and missing parts, etc etc! alsooo further push him having a long neck, small head, being tall, whatever. cause it's barely noticeable... (which i guess works cause lou picks up on the smallest of things but stillll i want a more 'imperfect' nolan xD)

that's all i can think of for now, and the post is long enough as it is sooo yeah xP

[grimalkinmessor]

Do you have any headcannons about omegaverse AFO and Yoichi? Because omega Yoichi takes up way too much of my brain space to be healthy.

Not until this moment I didn't! :D

Though tbh I tend to always think of them as either being both Omegas, or Alpha Yoichi/Omega AFO—just because their dynamic in canon is already so fucking unbalanced that putting them in the traditional set feels cruel to Yoichi 😭

But I think I'd like the traditional set (Alpha AFO/Omega Yoichi) more in literally any other universe than canon. Royalty AU? Beautiful. No Quirks AU? Let's GO. Roleswap AU? HELL YEAH. Just not canon, because again, making canon Yoichi an Omega to his Alpha brother is just grinding salt in the wound :') Not fond of it, unfortunately.

I can give you some hcs for it, however! (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

Omega Yoichi's scent is a mix of mint, white raspberries, and nickel. Alpha Takashi's scent is ozone and chemical sugar. Both of their scents are sweet and harsh in turns, but in different ways that clash when put together :3 They both love the way they smell together though, even as everyone else cringes and shies away from it because it's simply too much.

Though most people (in my version of omegaverse) present in their early/mid teens, Takashi either likely presented far later than his teens, or far earlier, due to their extenuating circumstances. Argument for earlier is that the stress on his body might've caused him to present early so he could have a better chance at protecting himself and his territory, and the argument for later is that he already has PLENTY of tools to defend himself and his territory with, so his body never hit that high trigger point of "need to protect/defend" that most Alphas experience before their first rut.

Yoichi likely presents normally, though with the distressing add-on of having nowhere to nest and nothing to nest with. Takashi would monopolize providing for them, and blankets and soft things likely wouldn't be a priority for him until AFTER Yoichi presents, so Yoichi's first heat is probably spent with Takashi holding him really tight to imitate an enclosed, safe nest while Yoichi whines and quietly panics the whole time. It's awful for both of them, but especially Yoichi—though afterwards Takashi does start bringing home blankets and pillows and things to go in their space, but refuses to let Yoichi have them until he's thoroughly washed and scented them.

Speaking of nests!! Takashi does not heed any of Yoichi's warnings about entering his uninvited, much less just barging in. Takashi gets bitten more than once doing this shit, but he refuses to stop. Yoichi took a chunk of his ear once too; can't teach this man shit smh

The first time they have sex is, again, likely Yoichi's doing. Just because there's a point after he presents where his instincts urge him to start providing for himself so he can venture out and find a mate (caveman inner omega-speak), BUT Takashi never allows Yoichi to venture out or start providing for himself. So all of those trinkets and clothes and books and food and blankets start to register as courting gifts reeeaaal quick :) Takashi goes from 'main provider' to 'potential mate' pretty rapidly, and Yoichi deals with this by pushing Takashi down in a frenzy during his next heat and sitting on his dick ✨

Depending on which route you took for AFO's presentation, that could be the moment he presents, or the first time he pops a knot. Up to you :3

Though there's also something to be said for All For One presenting as a full adult, either right after Yoichi is vaulted, right after Yoichi is rescued from said vault, or in that moment Yoichi fucking exploded right in front of him and Kudou :')

Alpha AFO definitely has a breeding kink the size of Jupiter, but male Omegas are sterile! Win for Yoichi—he dodged the biggest bullet of all! ....But that doesn't mean he doesn't also have a slightly smaller breeding kink. Slightly. Venus instead of Jupiter. Just by basis of Yoichi feeling nauseous at the actual idea of it but also being desperately horny about it in bed and in his head. Takashi's kink is definitely an IRL desire though, unfortunately.

[libra-stellium]

Visiting my Astrocartography Mars/MC line for a week

This is the description from astro.com which sounds like a great place to visit for me right now because I’m trying to either get promoted at my job or get a new job soon or both lol

For some reason people really hate their mars line???? All I kept seeing was people saying how horrible it was when they lived on it or visited it 😭😭 I was like damn I had great expectations! I only saw one short YT video saying how they love living on their mars line and have been more active physically and socially. I heard someone say that the second they got off the plane they were just angry lmao which is hilarious to me like you were just angry at nothing??? 🤣 and I also saw stuff about how aggressive men were and they hated it lol I don’t think the ones I saw said what their mars placement is and what aspects they have but honestly even if we had the same exact ones I think it may be about perspective and what you’re used to lol

I have my mars in Scorpio in 9H. I have Mars trine saturn in pisces and mars trine ascendant in pisces so no harsh aspects.

A general theme for this week was very mars like bc I did Knott’s Berry Farm, Disneyland and Universal and visited so lots of walking and action the entire week!

Sunday - literally at the plane doors when I landed in LA a male flight attendant pretend to grab my leftovers from my hands like “oh is that for me? Thank you so much!” 😂😂 I was like oh this is the aggressive men on the mars line! But I just joked back at him lol

Monday - I broke EIGHT nails!!!!! 😭😩 one was like 🙄 but by 4 I was telling my bestie “would you believe me if I told you another one is gone?” And she knew immediately that I was talking about my nails 🤣 none of them broke too far down so it wasn’t painful and I don’t think my mars line “made” then break lol I think they were weak and being held together by my nail polish so when I took it off bc it was chipped my nails were like “it’s time to let go” 😩 everyone was super nice so nothing else happened that day! I didn’t bring my work phone with me so who knows what was happening at work 🤷🏾‍♀️

Tuesday - i feel like there were some aggressive people throughout the day but not directed only at me lol bc it was the park workers at Disney just being like THIS IS A WALK WAY ONLY KEEP MOVING when we stopped to take pictures of the parade. I also found out that the shoes I wore the day before gave me a blister on the bottom of my toe which was so painful

Wednesday - I feel like this was the most mars line day tbh bc I got my period that morning and I did “surgery” on myself 😂 bc of where my blister was I had to pop it safely (TMI incoming) so I doordashed a first aid kit and a sewing kit and I sterilized the needle and drained the blister and it’s insane how the pain was gone right after that! Then I went to go visit the Observatory to see LA and the Hollywood sign and that was really cute but then a bee flew into my friend’s hair and she was freaking out and I’m allergic but I could see it so I had to do something so she didn’t get stung! I used my phone like a paddle and beat it out of her hair and it fell on the ledge in front of us and I pushed it off 😩 then we went to In-N-Out and some guy tried to take my order for his friend lol I was 7 and his friend was 12 and he was like oh I thought you said 12…..🙄 also on the day to the observatory I realized that I had a lot of requirements to fulfill before I could renew my bar license 💀 I deadass thought I just had to do the CLEs and pay but I have to find a mentor too?? 😩 so I was listening to the CLEs on the long car rides.

Thursday - Another Mars/MC day because I was listening to more CLEs during car rides and I looked up who I could email and ask to be my mentor! I was at universal that day and nothing major mars like happened lol and honestly idk why aggressive men was something that people emphasized bc they were all really nice to me 😂 even the Grinch! This girl did have an attitude towards me while we were watching a show bc we were standing there for 30 min and she shows up and tries to stand in front of me and I’m 4’11 and she was at least 5’5?? And she motioned for her bf to come stand in front of me too and he refused and told her to come back and she was brooding the rest of the show 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️ After that our Lyft driver was so nice bc the app sent him to a different location than where the park told us to go get rides and he came and found us instead of canceling! 💕 and his car was so nice and smelled so good!

Friday - traveling day! Again dealing with really nice men 😂 bc I was in line for this place to get coffee and a pastry and the person skipped over me bc she couldn’t see me and the guy behind me was like “someone’s down here” 🤣🤣 and then later this other guy was just making small talk with me while we waited for our stuff lol but the cashier??? Who was a girl literally told me she wasn’t “spelling all that out” when I told her my name and spelled it out and she said I would have a nickname for the day 💀💀 my name is 5 letters long lmao she shortened it to 3? Like okay I guess?? 😂

Now I’m home and I checked my work phone and nothing happened while I was gone but today they sent an email congratulating the intern (who was there for 4 months and is still in law school) for accepting an attorney position in our office and I’ve been there for 2.5 years and it did make me feel some type of way bc 🤔🤔🤔 no one offered even after I got barred but they offered it to the person who hasn’t completed the degree yet and doesn’t have a bar license yet…?? I have been trying to get out so 😂 I’m not toooooo mad bc also that’s not the field of work I want to be doing long term but idk it’s the principle lol also I don’t remember which day but I saw something about the federal cost of living being increased for 2024 and I think fed govt employees get a pay increase bc of that?? I’m hoping that contractors like me do too!

Overall: Mars/MC line was a fun little time and productive trip! I feel like if you’re quick to anger I can see where you’d end up being really angry on your mars line but I just be looking at people in disbelief tryna figure out what possessed them to act like that towards me and then I just laugh and move on lol I didn’t like LA that much it was way too crowded for me omg but I’m not a fan of New York either and I feel like they’re similar 🤷🏾‍♀️ I would definitely go back and visit other parts of California tho!!

[legallybrunettedotcom]

hello !! :) today a friend of mine asked me this question and if you’re ok with it, i wanted to know your version: if you could host a party with your favourite artists ever (musicians, directors, writers, editors, actors etc) what kind of party would you organize & who would you invite?

oh what a fun question! feel free to tell me your own choices, anon! would love to know! i think i'll make it a dinner party. i can envision a beautifully decorated table, some candles, it's intimate, it's cozy. i don't know if all these people would mesh well but they are my favourites and i've connected with their artistry and work.

i definitely need fka twigs there. she's such a renaissance woman. so incredibly talented and curious. i remember when i first stumbled upon her back in high school, it was the two weeks music video and it was like finding a precious gemstone. even at that moment it felt like i just witnessed something important and crucial. everything she does is so cohesive and sturdy and idk how else to say it, but some music is like a snack, while her albums and everything that comes with them is like a five-course meal.

then i'll say trent reznor. he's a genius to me. i discovered nine inch nails when i was like 20 and it was the perfect moment. he gets me. he gets self-loathing like no one else. he wants to skin himself alive and you can hear it in his voice. there's so much variety in his discography, from industrial to these more ambient and atmospheric albums to his movie soundtrack endeavour. i think he also stayed true to his artistry, as much as one can, and i think he's funny, very no bullshit allowed type of person so yeah. and he has a super hot and talented wife that needs to come to my party too.

ok so another musician, david bowie. he's another renaissance person. i like re-invention, i like never staying the same, trying to fit as many lives as you possibly can in one life. he has that chameleon-like quality in his work and when i first discovered his music it was this moment of recognition, of someone getting the anxiety and passion that comes with creativity.

i need a painter now, and i'm choosing jean-michel basquiat. when i was a child, i used to catch this movie called basquiat from 1996 on tv all the time and i was so transfixed. looking back it's not a particularly great movie or like a super accurate depiction of his life, but at the time i didn't know that. i was just in awe. like as an idk 10 year old i've never seen someone so interesting and different and cool. it was a sort of entrance into the art world beyond those like classic old masters.

for film, well my favourite director is david fincher. i would say that everyone i list here gets my heart and the emotional aspect, while he gets my brain. his films scratch my brain and there is something clinical and sterile about his films that attracts me. he dissects things, he's a surgeon and an investigator, he gets research, all his characters are obsessive freaks who can't stop peeling the layers of the object of their obsession.

another film person. i'm choosing someone who is a menace and might create some commotion at the party and that's dennis hopper. his story, in his own words, is the one of great potential largely squandered by a rebellious nature and self-destructive hedonism. he's just an interesting guy and i think it would be so fun to hear his stories, but underneath all these crazy stories and like life ruining decisions is someone whose approach to life is very much create or die.

i think i need a writer there and tbh i don't really have favourite writers. i have my favourite books but i still haven't found my writer, like someone who i cling to, but i'll choose my favourite poet who is rainer maria rilke. he wasn't really religious but his poetry was doused in it, the way he talked about God was so beautiful and different. his art was his prayers and i feel like all i was supposed to get from religion i never did, but instead it was art and philosophy that offered that to me. he was someone who believed he was nothing if he wasn't an artist and he was this eternal spectator in life, you can really see his dedication to details in his words. i love the way he talks about nature, i am instantly there wherever his words are. i think he was just a very sensitive soul burdened by the search for truth that he'll never be able to touch.

i think i'll stop here. it's so funny bc i now notice 5 out of 7 of these are earth signs lmao.

[asparklethatisblue]

🖤🏳️‍🌈 for the ask game!

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

Goodsir. But that’s ok, that’s the story! He just can’t let go of the idea that the Empire is good, at it’s core, that because he believes people are good then surely the Empire is too. Until the end he doesn’t fully understand Silna until the very end, he tries but he can’t without first shaking off the notions he already has in his head. And even his love for the natural world, he sees the natural world as beautiful, but in an oddly sterile way, as if displayed in a museum under vibrant unnatural light. Ah! It’s so good

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn’t seem queer to you?

i mean, we all sort of say they’re all queer. Tbh I feel like Dundy or Gore are least likely to be queer in that group, but I’m not invested enough to dispute it

[objectosexual]

Maybe this is just a Me thing but seeing everyone *constantly* refer to being objectum as gross or freaky and referring to objectum sex with those same words is getting old and a little disheartening... I know to outsiders we will always be seen as disgusting perverts even if we were to never engage sexually with an object ever again

I guess it's similar to how furries use similar self-degrading language; like why sterilize our subculture to appeal to normies and all that, but as someone who struggled for years to come to terms with this part of my identity and as someone who is already ostracized for being a gay trans man (and being called gross, etc. for this aspect of my identity), it just kinda sucks to see that be the only aspect of sex brought up

Like I have truly loved the objects I've been in relationships with. I think there is something to be said for finding beauty and connection with the mundane. And yeah, I've had "nasty gay sex" with objects too, and I'm gonna go out on a limb and say these sexual encounters were beautiful in their own right... Finding out what works for you, what you assume is working for the object... Learning more about yourself and each other in the process. Finding compatibility and connection in something (usually) not meant for such things.

Again maybe it's just me, but I think stuff like this should genuinely be celebrated more. I know there's weird in-fighting between people who don't have sex with objects vs. those of us who do, and I'm not condoning the people who go out and like, engage in sexual acts with objects in public spaces (ie. people who fuck random car tailpipes on the street/public driveways, people who have sex with roller coasters while normal day guests are there, etc.)

but as someone who does have a public object partner, a partner I will likely never touch, a partner I will never be truly intimate with, I have extreme empathy for the terrible longing, yearning, and lust for something you can't have. I think it's important to cherish what interactions we CAN have with certain objects, whether it's just visiting them in a crowded public space, or if it's having sex with them in your home, as if you're the only two things on earth

I'm a hopeless romantic so perhaps my perspective is all through rose tinted glasses, but again. I have truly loved the objects I've been with, and have felt connections with them on the same level as previous human partners. I've been attracted to objects for as long as I can remember, but when I finally had my first sexual experience with my old car, something fully clicked... Nothing in my life had ever felt as right as the first time we had sex. And this sorta doubled when I started T. But like, those experiences are extremely important to me, and I understand myself better for it and I wouldn't trade them for anything... And tbh, I just don't see how that's disgusting or freaky or whatever.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

Heitmeier gives terrible hugs just like Elizabeth. They would both give very "professional" hugs. I can hear her say "Hugs are great for bonding and releasing oxytocin in the brain." and then give you the most sterile hug imaginable.

Jennifer, however, gives really warm big-sister hugs. She probably smells like vanilla bath & body works and that adds to the hug.

Woolsey would give very awkward but reasonably warm hugs.

Todd wouldn't understand human hugging. He mostly wouldn't reciprocate. Even after he learned about humans and their weird behaviors, he would probably just give an awkward pat on the back.

I think most of the others have already been covered. uhh

Micheal would bite you if your hugged him. (I don't blame him, I wouldn't trust humans either after what they did)

ahdkajdkka imagine kate trying to convince john to hug during a mandatory session 😭😭😭😂😂😂 best hugger in the city vs the worst hugger in the city who's gonna win

i desperately want a jennifer keller hug you don't even know she would give such good hugs and she WOULD smell like vanilla bath and body works omg

i also desperately want a richard woolsey hug (but that's for different, horny reasons) and i think teyla would be the first person in atlantis to give him a hug and i think she does it after his first day to welcome him to the city

i'm just imaging todd holding his feeding hand awkwardly above the person hugging him at a weird angle and just. half tapping half shaking the person with his other hand because he's Very Unsure

i think michael deserves a hug the most out of everyone tbh they were so mean to him and i think he deserves to experience the pleasures of humanity i think he deserves to feel loved and safe and happy (i wouldn't blame him for biting either tho)

[g-xix]

does anyone else feel like a lot of youtubers are pivoting in making content that is way overproduced, just because they think its the more "serious"/"respectable" way to do youtube? kinda like mr beastification?

i dont mean overproduced as in putting a lot of effort (eg: chrismds videos are so much better now he has help organising/editing), but overproduced as in sterile and formulaic. i think sidemen are very aware of their fanbase preferring more simple concepts (eg holidays, personality based stuff) rather than the elaborate stuff so theyve stripped back the main channel concepts to make it more fun (but still doing the videos that go viral from non-sidemen fans watching from recommended), but some channels are doing the overproduced thing and its just boring to watch (willne's main channel, YAWN!!! callux for the past few years, i stopped watching betasquad bc it became so dull w only a few good moments sometimes)

sorry for the rant

hey bae, nws for ranting, love a good opinion

YES OMDS MR BEASTIFICATION! I never rly watched MrBeast so i was a bit confused when someone referenced that when i explained the sidemenification concept.... good to see they're the same concept regarding a similar shift in content on YouTube from homely and comforting "chill" style videos to (as you've said) overproduced vids which causes for added pressure making the atmosphere within these vids more serious and a less enjoyable watch

I'm not sure how much the Sidemen really understand the want for chill vids though, because they 100% started the year off with 2 MASSIVE shoots, and i haven't watched many of their other vids (tryna consume this recent sdmn sunday but fuck me i've been tired recently...)

And i lowkey highkey get you about Beta Squad falling down this trap of "big production = better value", my only disagreement here is that I think Will's high-budget videos are actually really well done, because regardless of the shoot quality he always brings the personality to back it up - like, the first "overproduced" vid of his that i can think of is the one he did w Mikey in Vietnam, and even my Dad loved watching that one

And strangely, thuogh everyone seems to hate Callux a bit, i think I really like Lux... Not because his contents good (tbh his content is stinky) but bc i feel like he went through a rapid mental decline and he's on that self-care grind whereby he's now trying to get back to a place of mental normality... And i hope he's managing, too. I like watching his videos and seeing that mental gearing and just how he reacts in certain situations - so whilst i can agree that his formulaic vids are forsure boring - i must say that i'll still always watch his crap <3

[obsessedwithtoomanythings]

The Terrifying Ordeal of Falling in Love with Leon Kennedy

CHAPTER 5

Pairing: Leon Kennedy x Reader (female reader)

Series Warnings: Minor injuries, Leon teases reader a lot, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Drinking, Drinking followed by driving, DO NOT DO THAT THIS IS FICTION, Anxiety, Leon S. Kennedy has PTSD, Leon has an anxiety attack, Anxiety Attacks, Swearing, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Nightmares, Leon S. Kennedy has Nightmares, Cuddling & Snuggling, Probably incorrect medical talk, Strangulation in one tiny little scene, Reader's brother was a cop who was KIA, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Grief/Mourning, Christmas Fluff, Mistletoe, Fluff and Smut, Eventual Smut, Arguing, Love Confessions, Looking for Alaska is mentioned, Inconvenient Love Confessions, Penis In Vagina Sex, Dirty Talk, Dirty Thoughts, Oral Sex, Cunnilingus, Leon loves eating Pussy change my mind, Shower Makeout, romantic smut, Desperate Leon S. Kennedy, They are both desperate for each other tbh, They say I love you as they come, Scar Kissing, Enthusiastic Consent, Always pee after sex, UTI PREVENTION, POV First Person, No use of Y/N

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Masterlist

June 2004

I don’t wanna look at anything else now that I saw you

I don’t wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you

Been sleeping so long in a twenty-year dark night

Now I see Daylight, I only see Daylight

-Daylight, Taylor Swift

“I heard this movie was stupid.” I gasp at his comment, hand clasped dramatically over my heart.

“Don’t you dare insult Napoleon Dynamite!” He rolls his eyes with a muffled snort at my antics. “This movie is hilarious.” Perching myself upon my couch in a pair of comfy sleep shorts and a loose-fitting tee shirt, I grab the remote and point it at the TV before hitting play. I spare a quick glance at the man who has practically become my best friend these past few months. With his black sweats and gray hoodie, he looks more relaxed than I’ve seen him since that night in the bar. Even with the movie playing, it’s hard not to notice little things about him, even now. “What does the R.P.D. on your sweatshirt stand for?” The question takes him off guard, looking at me, and for a split second, it looks like he’s not even in the same room as me anymore, although he shakes himself out of it fairly quickly. It’s almost impossible to miss the glazed-over look in those eyes.

“Um, well,” he pauses, looking for the right words.

“You don’t have to tell me. I didn’t mean to pry.” I rest my hand on his covered forearm gently, and he looks as if I’ve shocked him, snapping his gaze onto me.

“No, it’s okay. I’m sure you heard about the whole ordeal that happened in Raccoon City a number of years ago?” I nod, not quite sure where he’s going with this. “I was there.” No fucking way. Sure as hell explains the haunted look in his eyes.

“I thought they sterilized the whole city after the outbreak?”

“They did. I managed to get out before that, along with Claire. I said I used to be a cop. I was a cop in Raccoon City.” For a moment, I’m silent, processing this new information. RPD. Raccoon City Police Department. Everyone heard about Raccoon City. The zombies that ran rampant after Umbrella accidentally let a virus loose in their lab. All the lives that were taken. Then, the government dropped bombs on it, completely wiping out everything inside, dead and living included. Unsure of what I can even say at this point, I take to just giving his arm a reassuring squeeze.

“I’m glad you made it out.” It’s all I can think to say, no apology is going to mean a thing at this point. He rests his hand on top of mine, almost like he’s trying to ground me with a touch. I always find myself surprised by how hot he runs, his touch warm and comforting, like some kind of security blanket. He takes a deep breath, eyes scanning around the room before changing the subject without further signaling from me.

“Your apartment’s nice. Homey,” he says, sinking further down into the plush of the couch.

“Thanks?” I accept the compliment hesitantly, a smile growing on my face anyways.

“Yeah. It’s better than my place. I have one dead plant in the corner by the door, but besides that, it’s pretty much just furniture,” he explains, grinning at the photo of my sister Natalie and I hugging and smiling, her petite frame dolled up in her wedding dress, my own body wrapped in light blue chiffon. Her maid of honor. “Who’s that?”

“That would be my annoyingly charming little sister on her wedding day.” The memory flashes in front of my eyes, the image of her teary smile as she said ‘I do’ to her husband, James. The giggles as we danced together. The tears we shed as James stood up and talked about how honored he was to be able to be standing up there, marrying the woman his best friend, our brother, had introduced him to before he died.

“You look happy,” he observes, looking at me for confirmation.

“I was. That was 2 years ago. Natalie’s pregnant now, due in 3 months.”

“Well, tell her I said congrats,” he says, arms crossing over his chest, a small smile on his features as he turns his attention back to the screen. We are both silent for a minute, but due to the earlier conversation, he’s not quite able to follow the plot for a minute, trying to piece together information that he missed.

“You said you don’t have any decorations in your apartment?” I find myself asking in favor of the movie. Leon snickers, eyes looking back at me.

“You know, you’re the one who wanted to watch this movie,” he teases, holding no ill will in his words though. “But no. I’m rarely there. Thinking of actually moving somewhere cheaper since I’m only there for maybe a week or two at a time before I get shipped off for God knows how long.” He seems frustrated at this, his job, the hours. The loneliness.

“Have you thought about getting a roommate?” I suggest, rotating my body so my feet are resting on the couch, knees brought up to my chest, facing him. Maybe having someone to share the rent would make his financial load a bit lighter, but I’m quickly shut down.

“I tried that. I haven’t been able to find anyone who is willing to put up with my chaotic schedule. Half the time, I don’t know when I’m coming and going. That tends to frustrate a lot of roommates.” He sounds exhausted.

“Sounds lonely.”

“Well, I’m content in my loneliness.” He smirks, parroting my own words back at me. I slap a hand across his arm gently.

“Seriously though, I didn’t think a roommate's schedule mattered most of the time, as long as they aren’t obnoxious when the other sleeps,” I admit, chin resting on top of my knees.

“Well apparently, it does, in fact, matter. Which sucks. I would need to find someone who could put up with not knowing when I’ll be here and when I won’t.” He glares at the ceiling as if it’s personally offended him, furrowed brows and lips curled downward. Don’t. Don’t fucking say it. Don’t.

“I could.” Had to open my fucking mouth. Leon’s eyes immediately snap to me, his frown replaced with a surprised expression.

“What?” He asks, almost in disbelief.

“I have an extra room. And I don’t mind the chaotic schedule,” I mumble, suddenly very embarrassed by my outburst. “Plus, I could keep your plant alive.” He finally cracks a smile as he laughs.

“You’re serious?”

“I mean, you’ll have to help with rent. And groceries when you’re here, but, yeah. If you want, the spare’s yours.” My heart races in my chest as if him saying no to this would be like him grabbing my heart out of my chest and tearing it in two, which I have no doubt he could do. Easily.

“Yeah. My lease expires in like 2 weeks.”

“I could help you move your stuff sometime this week.”

“Thanks. For everything.”

Leon: @house-of-kolchek @bonnibuckets @athanasia-day @muffimtv Everything: @chaosandbubbles @kassiekolchek22 @akiramoon8088

[precious-little-scoundrel]

Here’s the thing. I know Brady and Gale are very hush hush about everything that’s happening with the doctor so I don’t know if Lu would ever find out about half this stuff but. You have said that they went to lengths to protect the women from sterilization and that Smith was singled out for that due to her race so now I’m thinking of Benny and Smith naming their first child after Gale in some way. Maybe a middle name? Benny cause he loves his co pilot and Smith cause, even if she doesn’t know about the threatened sterilization, he did so much for her. And to Gale (again, if Smith didn’t know) it literally feels like the ultimate full circle and healing moment from everything he went through with the doctor

Umm, all these maybes aside I love the idea of this couple naming a kid after him! Oh my gosh, just a Benny and Lu marriage would be Cleven’s biggest fans tbh. So it makes such since.

Like you said she may never learn about the sterilization threat but by the end everyone pretty much knows what Brady and Buck have endured to save the rest of them. The hush hush sorta gets torn away by the SS who value demoralization above all else, and they utilize these men

[renaissancefailmarriage]

i know it's late gjrjg but 🔥🌹✒️ for the ask game??

thank you!!

🔥 another hot take...i have a lot of takes but idk that any of them are particularly hot? hmmm i think it's weird when people insist on strict top/bottom designations for ships. i can see characters having preferences but always in one position 100% of the time? nah. or if they are, it's usually indicative of....Something Else going on.

related to this, i don't always agree with "well they're immortal so why would they care about gender/sexuality norms!" i think it's complex. their immortality (and sterility imo) does give them some freedom in this regard. there's no reason for them to settle into a nuclear family or marry to produce an heir or whatever. living multiple centuries you will probably unavoidably have some gay sex. but at the same time, i think most of them would be very bound up in their culture's ideas about sexuality/gender and would accept or reject them on their own terms. it's not as easy as them being immortal and shedding human norms just for that reason.

🌹 HMMMM very attracted to hungary.....regrettably to antonio sometimes, sadik does not get enough hottie appreciation (he's a hottie and a sad old man he can do both) aaaaaand very specific takes on nyopru

✒️ a headcanon i love that directly contradicts canon is VENEZIANO AND ROMANO ARE NOT BABIES IN THE RENAISSANCE. tbh theyre probably some of the older characters of the medieval generation. vene is 6th century at least and romano might even be a little older depending on if you see him as naples specifically or all of southern italy. theyre older teenagers by the renaissance along with everyone else, scamming and flirting and murdering with the best of them.

[viralesmater]

Character Info Sheet

name ; Elizabeth Anne Greene

name meaning ; Elizabeth has hebrew origins, meaning "God's Promise" or "God is my oath". Anne is French in origin, meaning "grace". The Greene surname has old Saxon (from the Old English 'grene') and Norse roots, common throughout England and Ireland.

alias/es ; Codename: MOTHER, or Liz. you can make up a nickname for her but there's no guarantee she'll like it.

one  picture you like best of your chara: gotta go with her in game pic with the long hair, i love her honestly.

three h/cs you've never told anyone: HMMM let's see...

a lil tmi but she no longer has a period! her body has stopped aging, and with that her cycle no longer happens! even if it did, any tissue she would normally expel would be recycled by her body as biomass. by this logic, she's no longer able to reproduce the 'old fashioned' way, meaning Pariah was her one and only child.

i know i've said this before, but Liz has a big soft spot for children. she tends to watch after kids if they're separated from their parents/guardian, and protects them from Infected. she will lead them to their guardians or to the proper authorities when she finds them, and will be uncharacteristically gentle and kind to them.

I kinda like the idea that Redlight has some similarities to human Rabies, since its a zombie virus and it spreads through bites/bodily fluids. Redlight also increases the carrier's body temp and causes aggression, which is something rabies does! also Liz bit General Randal to spread her infection before she could spread it by touch.

three things your character likes doing in their free time ;

she's a bit of a people watcher, so that's what she does most days when she's not hunting for biomass. she also likes to window shop, mostly to see what's 'fashionable' so she can shift herself to match.

eight people your character likes / loves ; mmmm she doesn't have anyone like this yet tbh! well, no that's a lie, she kinda likes @iobartach's Miguel! she's more like a mentor to him at this point, but yeah she kinda trusts him! also her son, if she ever finds him! everyone else is on thin fuckin ice lol.

Collectively all ship partners, children, and OC friend connections ;

again, @iobartach's Miguel is currently the closest she has to a friend. her only child is Pariah, though I do have an au idea of her basically adopting a child that was abandoned. she doesn't really have ships atm but I'm not really focused on that right now, tbh.

two things your character regrets: hmm... she regrets some of the things she did when she was insane:

mostly that she didn't use her power at the time to search for her son, and taking Dana from Alex, causing him to go after her more.

two phobias your character has ;

Water! like Alex, she's very dense. her body being made of compressed biomass makes her incredibly heavy, and being underwater is very uncomfortable! also hydrophobia being a symptom of Redlight which I think is similar to rabies makes sense!

hospitals and everything to do with them! so needles and machinery included! she hates any and all sterile environments, and will avoid them if she can. they remind her of her time at Gentek and she'd rather not relive any of those memories.

Tagged by: Stole it from @iobartach! Tagging: anyone who wants to!

[imperiuswrecked]

I’m quite curious, how many children does Comic Namor even have? I read from the Marvel Wiki that he’s got four, but I’m not actually sure of the number since he’s also got children from other continuities.

I’m only asking because MCU Namor calls every Talokanil his child, but considering he’s over 400 years old, I wonder if the MCU actually gives this Namor a biological child/children.

I highly doubt the mcu will give Namor a biological child but I could be wrong. However the way the MCU handles kids of heroes isn't the best, I think only Ant Man's daughter has any actual characterization and isn't like a cameo thing. Tbh I see him saying "child" to every Talokanil as a sorta Leader figure, like, idk how a priest says "child" to people? but for their specific culture.

Comic!Namor from the 616 only had two biological sons within his continuity, not counting AU kids, Event Kids, Future kids. So only sons who actually showed up in the present time.

Kamar - Namor's son from an unnamed Atlantean noblewoman who was murdered. Namor sends the son off into hiding for fear he would be a target next. He appears only during the Sub-Mariner (2007) 6 issue mini series. Namor orders his death for his actions of killing innocents in his war against his father.

And the son of Namor/Abira - He travels from the future to the past to make sure his parents don't choose each other over Atlantis in order to ensure Atlantis's survival. He appears only in Namor: The First Mutant (2010) series. Abira chooses to break up with Namor and become a Logomancer to save Atlantis, and their son ceases to exist.

So both of his sons are dead/never existed in the 616. As I said before Namor has many, so freaking many, a whole freaking lot of AU kids. Maybe someday I will do a list of them whenever I have a free time and energy for it.

The subject of Namor's fertility was a plot point in the 90s, where it was canon he was sterile for a long while until Kamar came around and everyone just ignored that. In the wiki it says "three unnamed children with Marrina" those are The Leviathan Children, they are all dead now, and it was retconned by the 90s they were not Namor/Marrina's kids. I would need to do a longer post to talk about Namor being sterile and those kids because it ties into issues from the 80s comics with Marrina.

But these are my favorite AU kids:

The daughter of Namor/Dorma (I call her Fen ll)

The son of Namor/Amora - Ove

But also I love Neena Frost who is the OC daughter of Namor/Emma Frost, Kris Anka made her but she was never in a comic