#I love being a dumbass

[shootingstarrfish]

a family who loves you

[caffess]

Rip to the only reasonable Targaryen and her poor dragon

[sodamnbored]

Leo: *frantically rubbing himself down with balloons*

Nico: What on earth are you doing?

Leo: I’m about to try asking Jason out.

Nico, sarcastically: Sure, that explains everything.

Leo, impatiently: I need it to go well. Look at that face. He must have people hitting on him all the time, so I need a way to stand out.

Leo, grinning: So I’m going to use static electricity to create an electric shock when I casually touch him, so sparks will literally fly when I ask him out.

Nico, amused: Okay, well have fun tricking Jason into falling in love with you.

[sunnyrmrez]

Happy halloween!!!

[disheveledtranquility]

"Wow...I know how much you hate musicals."

[asmodeusamaryllis]

Love trio real! It ALL mutual feelings confirmed

[crazymizusmoocher]

Just saw this pic on Pinterest and thought that mizu and taigen might seem cool in there, I M U S T M A K E M O R E

Don’t mind taigen’s fingers, this was SO rushed 😭

[truuskn]

There should be a dumbass fight between Jazz and Prowl. "Why were you flirting with me if you didn't want a positive response, Jazz?!" "W-Why didn't give one for so long?!" "I'm not as skilled at improvising as I thought you were. Maybe I was just trying to come up with a response that would meet the standard you were setting. Now, where is your explanation? I demand an explanation!"

haha, yes!! i had a similar scene in my head (but dumber) that i didn't finish yesterday so now i'll just combine this and that into one piece

(watch out for more shitty sketches)

after 2 million years of friendship and one-sided pining they spend a couple more centuries in stupid fights in parallel wildly flirting and only then they finally come to an agreement that in their position it is possible to finally hold hands. just a little! when i say slowburn i mean slowburn (well in their case it's just emotional constipation... but whatever)

[levemetal]

@sillyxaly suggested Jw adopting SJ and it was too fun to brainrot about with @ace-shenanigans too.

Rest assured, no matter the au variation, as long as SJ is adopted by a tgcf character, he shall be the bane of Jw's existence and make him consider early retirement.

[sillygoofyqueer]

hiiiiii so about crow!au and jiuyuan...🙏

i was thinking, after shen yuan has finally made it to the CQM, both for the protagonist and hopefully to cultivate a true human form, it's only logical to keep an eye on the scum villain, you know, to make sure that he isn't going to be filleted into a tender piece of crow meat!

but while shen yuan thinks he's being super inconspicuous, sitting on the roof, shen qingqiu has slowly started to look forward to seeing the crow when he comes back. it's always there, and overall a quiet and gentle creature that doesn't bother anyone, but does seem to like hanging around shen qingqiu's house. maybe in his head shen qingqiu starts to think of it as "his bird", and he starts leaving it bits of food (not obviously, but more like he "accidentally" forgot to bring the dish back inside). he starts getting protective over it too, like one time maybe yue qingyuan comes by and sees the bird, and tries to make it sit on his hand or smth, and shen qingqiu gets all huffy bc "it's just a bird it can't hear you, it won't come to you!"

shen yuan starts to notice that shen qingqiu's mood seems to improve around him (which, huh???), so he plays it up a little bit by flying down from the roof to the porch railing when shen qingqiu comes home, or cawing to him in greeting. shen qingqiu sometimes reaches out his hand to perch on, but though shen yuan never does, it doesn't make sqq angry (sqq knows how difficult trust is to earn), until maybe one day shen yuan surprises them both by perching on his arm, and oh well guess he's the scum villain's bird now??

YEEEEESSSSS JIUYUAN MY BELOVED!!!! Shen Jiu literally just takes Crowyuan with him everywhere after that, with the bird perching on his shoulder or on his arm, or in his lap - there have been many occasions where SY hasn't been able to get comfy so he hops into SJ's lap and uses the man's robes as a nest of sorts. This happens the most at peak lord meetings, because of course SJ takes SY to the peak lord meetings, it's his emotional support crow, and SY sometimes pops his head up from beneath the table and squawks (mainly at Shang Qinghua, who seems petrified of this bird). It gets better when he cultivates a true form because SJ is far too attached to him to let him go at this point, so he just has this beautiful crow guy following him around, clinging to his sleeves and hiding behind him like SY did in crow form before. Of course, he still tries to get comfy on SJ's lap and...listen, SJ lets it happen so it can't be that weird, right??!!? He doesn't like chairs!! They're uncomfortable against his back, and stools just don't cut it for him, so he often sprawls along SJ's legs and reads during a peak lord meeting - nobody quite knows what to say, and they definitely don't want to piss off SJ, so they just kinda let it happen. (Also, if they're enjoying the eye candy, then why would they try and stop it from happening?) Yue Qingyuan is half upset that he's being replaced by a BIRD, and also very pleased that SJ now has a close friend. Also SY just builds mini nests EVERYWHERE, like, all over the peaks, and god forbid you try and touch them because it will mean your death. He gets super mopey when he finds out that his nests have been touched because of course he knows, and when he's mopey EVERYONE knows about it. I like to think that SJ immediately throws all decorum out of the window at the implication of someone upsetting HIS bird...person...thing...WHATEVER!!!

[essektheylyss]

I'm also still laughing that he really showed up, introduced himself as an Archivist of the Cobalt Soul, and then insinuated that they were going to go extrajudicially hunt down, capture, and "interrogate" a Cerberus Assembly Archmage. Sir, archivists do not do that kind of thing, least of all on their own, LEAST OF ALL with a bunch of random hooligans they were just sent to collect for an unrelated excursion. Quite honestly, that was the thing I kept going back to in evidence of, there is absolutely no way this is a legit archivist.

[sodamnbored]

Nico, entering the room: Do you have a minute?

Jason, sitting up and putting aside what he was doing: Sixty of them an hour, and all of them for you.

[uhhlifeig]

Lover - Feb. 1st - word count: 354 - @wolfstarmicrofic

Sirius stared at the picture with tears in his eyes. 

The edges of the photo were worn, and the little figures- Sirius and Remus and all of their friends- were smiling. 

Sirius stared at Remus’s face in the photo, studying the way his eyes twinkled and his nose scrunched up as he laughed and tried to fix it into his memory.

He let out a deep sigh and traced Remus’s face with a finger.

“I miss you, Moony,” he confessed to the image. 

The Remus in the picture didn’t react. Sirius wished he would.

He looked up from the photograph in his hand, watching as the shadows around him shifted.

The door opened, and Sirius looked at it expectantly, half-hoping to see Remus again. The real Remus, not the photo one.

“Hey, love, I’m back,” a voice called.

“Moony!” Sirius screeched, getting up and launching himself at the lanky figure in the doorway.

“Hey, Pads. How was your day?” Remus grinned, eyes sparkling.

“Missed you,” Sirius pouted, burying his face into the crook of Remus’s neck.

“Mhm, missed you too, seren,” Remus said. He took a deep breath- and pulled away from Sirius. “Were you and James out drinking?”

“Mhm,” Sirius nodded. “Went wine tasting, ‘cos James is an uncultured swine in the fine art of being a sommelier.”

“Oi,” another voice called from somewhere in their flat. “I detest that, Pads.”

“Drunk bastards,” Remus said, smiling. “Alright. You’re going to bed, Siri. James, I’m calling Lily.”

“Nooooo,” James whined. “She’s gonna be mad we didn’t take her.”

“Serves you right,” Remus snorted.

“Wait, James, were you here the whole time?” Sirius asked.

“Yup.”

“So you heard? And you didn’t fucking stop me?” Sirius pouted.

“Sorry, mate,” James said, stepping into view. “It was funny.”

“Wait,” Remus interjected. “What happened?”

James grinned deviously, dodging Sirius’s half-hearted attempts to get him to shut up. “Sirius over here was doing the whole ‘my lover has gone off to war, when will he come back’ bit. He was sobbing over a picture and everything.”

“James,” Sirius whined. “You weren’t supposed to say that!”

“Dumbass.” Remus smiled softly.

[lostonmyroad]

the orv dokja moment where he’s like “i see i’m so galaxy brain yjh is acting devastated over my death is to get coins from the constellations and not because he actually cares for me i’m so genius” is the most iconic moment in literature ever to me

dokja thinks he’s being so fucking smart he’s overanalzyed this to the point of looping back to being a fucking dumbass

im pretty sure it has legendary status in the fandom

[mysticprofessoralienhumanoid]

orv fanfic writers have a chance to do the funniest thing rn and by that i mean Kim Dokja, who's been on the frontlines, correcting Yoo Joonhyuk on how to use guns properly

[fatedroses]

Two former military elites taking merc jobs perform absolutely hellish battle tactics together.