#I love Jornoth

[snaky1ello]

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS A REDRAW OF AN OLD DRAWING FROM 7 MONTHS AGO AND WE NOW HAVE A BETTER ONE

[wishwingalpha]

I think it’s so funny how the canon and fanon versions of the Jornoth ship are so vastly different yet both accepted as accurate.

Canon:

- Joey head over heals in love with Xornoth and Xornoth trying to ignore and not interact with Joey romantically as much as possible

- Joey jealous the Shelby gets more attention from his “bf” than him.

- Xornoth genuinely not caring about the wellbeing of his deciples.

- joey is literally brainwashed into loving Xornoth more than prior, being so corrupted by the crown that he would kidnap and hurt his friends for his false love.

Fanon:

- A healthy relationship, sometimes polyamory with sausage.

- Xornoth is just really shy and doesn’t know how to accept love

- Joey isn’t brainwashed, he would just go to the ends of the earth for Xornoth and in most cases Xornoth would do the same.

- Xornoth cares more about Joey than world domination

- they would hold hands in any public setting

[khyann]

Thisrsty Xornoth idea popped after chat with @entityredacted resulted in comparing xornoth to scar and joking if he too has hot abs. Bonus Joey “enjoying seeing Xornoth train”

[queercode-my-minecraft]

I'M BRAINROTTING SO HARDDD SAM

I've been rotating different snapshots of the road trip where Joey just talks about how bad they are for each other and Xornoth says nothing and dejgfordgrgs

Joey: hahaha we’d be sooo bad for each other…

Xornoth, driving, thinking: yeah, as if I’d ever fall for this crazy ass guy

And, then, inevitably by the end their understanding of themselves and each other has so drastically changed that they’ve become two people that could so easily fall in love (if they’re not already)

[actualori]

I’ve never been too much of a Jornoth fan, but I saw your art about ‘em. So can I request some Jornoth?

i love them so much

[allay-uxini]

Ok, Ok, so you know how Lizzie and Joel got married and then Joey and Shelby saw the goodies and were like “You wanna get married?” “Just for the gifts?” “Yeah!”

….well what if they ACTUALLY got married

It’d be a platonic marriage (obviously) for convenience, forming an alliance and resources (both from each other and from the wedding gifts). At first when referring to each other as spouses to the other empires they’d be weirded out but after a while they wouldn’t even bat an eye at the romantic connotations from the status and refer to each other as spouses with ease. They don’t call each other husband or wife when talking to each other however they will play the spouse card on the other when they want something.

For Example:

“Hey Joey what are you doing rummaging through my chests?”

“Ah, Shrub! My what a coincidence, I was just…”

“You were trying to steal from me weren’t you”

“I wouldn’t call it that. I was just….. borrowing some things AND as your husband I feel like this already belongs to me. You know ‘What’s yours is mine’ so really I’m not doing anything wrong”

“I don’t remember that being in my vows”

“Ahem! ‘I shall support you and your empire in order for us to become stronger’. This is just……supporting my empire’s builds!”

“You know what, sure! I’ll let you ‘borrow’ as much stuff from my chests as you like”

“Gre-”

“Only if I get to do the same after all I am your wife so it’s only fair”

“…well I suppose that could be arranged”

“That includes your totem farm”

“What, do you want me to make a special wife chest in my farm”

“Yes”

Their marriage is actually REALLY good and healthy to the surprise of EVERY SINGLE EMPIRE as they were all sure they were going to be awful (the perks of marrying your best friend I suppose). Then Xornoth gave Joey the crown.

You see the best thing about a platonic marriage between Shelby and Joey is that it makes Jornoth infinitely funnnier because the entire arc Joey was after Shelby and she’s like:

“Is this REALLY how you want to treat your wife”

*gasp* “Shelby are you, jealous? Oh Shelby, don’t you remember our marriage is strictly political and I can love whoever I want”

“What! No, I just think that my husband should have better taste in men!”

And then you also remember that Xornoth was mostly targeting Shelby so Joey is like “Xornoth! Are you flirting???? With my wife???? Instead of ME???????” Though after the whole Xornoth situation I feel like they’d still have a pretty good marriage just with more teasing, bickering and banter.

Joey and Shelby's friendship in season 1 is underrated and just thinking about all the hilarities this marriage can create is making me giddy. Or maybe I’ve just been reading too much of Rain’s marriage of the state au and Mochi’s secret husbands au that I also wanted to make a marriage au.

(If this gets enough traction I might open up my ask box for this au and maybe talk about some fairytale trio shenanigans for this)

[stressedbisexualtm]

I remember seeing a post a couple years ago when Lizzie flipped through the esmp s1 prophecy book and everyone went through and read the prophecies that was like "I know everyone is expecting the unrequited love prophecy to be fh or jornoth but it would be funny if nature wives came through with a steel chair" and. wouldn't you know it

[your-local-crypt1d]

HEYYYYYYYYYY I heard that YOU like Jornoth? If that is true, then me too. :D

Also any headcannons? (That I may or many not draw)

AHHH YES I DO!! I don't have many headcanons but here are some I've thought about them (more so to do with my fix-it au)

Xornoth and Joey actually first met when they were kids! A ~13-year-old Joey had wandered too far from home and ran into some illegal smugglers who wanted to kidnap him and use his feathers for whatever purposes

similarly, Xornoth had just run away from home to train with Exor and saw what was going on. They hadn't fully been corrupted just yet and still held onto a bit of their morality.

Cue Fight For Me from Heathers: The Musical, where Xornoth absolutely kicks those smugglers' asses and Joey watches from a distance absolutely smitten by the strange purple-haired elf boy

Yes, that entire idea was inspired by Fight For Me

To me, Xornoth was a sort of patient 0 when it comes to the corruption, and their demonic appearance was just a very late-stage appearance. So when they meet again so many years later, Joey doesn't recognise Xornoth.

Being a patient 0 of the corruption also means that they were essentially possessed by Exor. So while Xornoth absolutely did fall in love with Joey, and very occasionally pushed against Exors possession to express this, Exor didn't allow them to show it.

Joey made them promise rings during this time, and while Joey wore his 24/7, Xornoth made sure to hide theirs well so Exor wouldn't force them to destroy it

Once Xornoth becomes uncorrupted, they very quickly find the ring and put it back on, even if they're convinced Joey wouldn't love them anymore now they both aren't evil.

As corrupted villains, Jornoth is the most toxic Yaoi couple ever, as normal uncorrupted people, they're more like awkward teenagers trying to figure out how serious relationships work. Joey definitely has a lot more experience, but Xornoth being possessed so young doesn't have much besides what Exor would do with Joey.

I feel like that's an important distinction to make, most of what "Xornoth" and Joey would do as a couple while corrupted was just Exor puppeting Xornoth. So as themself, they don't really know what to do.

I don't think Joey would mind, though. They're starting afresh now, and watching "Big Bad Demon Xornoth" splutter and apologise is utterly adorable to him

Joey is such an attention whore btw, he's always flopping himself on Xornoths lap like a cat and demanding kisses and cuddles from them. Joey is just an overgrown cat, really, and Xornoth is his person.

That being said, Joey definitely doesn't look down on Xornoth though, or up to them like he did while corrupted. They're equals now.

Height wise though, Joey is still forced to look up.

Absolutely no one trusted Joey and Xornoths "new" relationship to go well at all until they saw how easily flustered Xornoth was, like even the tiniest of praises from Joey makes them go red. Which of course means Joey sings their praises in front of everyone so Xornoth turns into a tomato

I think, surprisingly for some, Scott would be the first to change his mind. He's definitely not over the trauma of it all but he knows consciously Joey and Xornoth are good now, and from what he's seen Joey isn't a bad boyfriend for his sibling, so Scott doesn't mind.

Unfortunately for Joey, Shrub is one of the last people to believe Xornoth really is good now.

And that's kind of it really, I hope something here inspired you to draw! And I can't wait to see it :D

[lexxthekapibara]

HI

hi. Hello. Hi

I'm Lex. I'm a clown and an artist. and I'm also from Serbia

I mainly draw Jornoth, my Oc's and other Empires smp stuff. I also love Witch craft, life series, and the film "New Mutant's" and horror related stuff but I don't consum a lot of the media.

Honestly every week is clown week

Technically I always take requests unless I say otherwise. And I don't sell drawings

The worst bag I fumbled is Art Fight.

And I also LOVE getting stuff and questions in my Inbox!

Oh yeah and also, this account is purely for fun and maybe one day for something a little more professional but mostly I don't talk about politics much and I'd like it to stay that way at least for now

Okie byyyyyyyyyyy

[minecraftbookshelf]

Would love to hear on just little thing that Joel and Lizzie do together from like to start of their relationship to the present!

Plus the same for Flowers Husbands and the other couples!

This kind of detail is unfortunately the kind of thing that evolves as I’m actively writing so I don’t have as much currently.

Joel and Lizzie share snacks. It doesn’t matter what time of day or night or if they’ve had a meal recently; if they haven’t eaten together, they will rectify that. Even if it means munching on crunchy things that smell strongly of fish during diplomatic meetings.

Flower Husbands have a long way to go before they get to the point of doing cute things together. (They are going to be such a slow burn I’m so sorry. But there is just too much personal growth needed there.) They do both do handicraft things so they will eventually get to the point where they just spend their evenings chilling by the fire with their projects and it will be very domestic.

Nature Wives (are the slowest burn of them all but lbr. Sometimes the lesbian stereotypes are there for a reason) are always gardening together. They also have a tendency to just wander off into the woods together and disappear for hours on end because they get so caught up in talking and examining random flowers, trees, fungus, and bugs they find.

Jornoth is the only couple where both parties have feathered wings. And yes they do preen each other. (This is also a slower burn than Joey would prefer, but Xornoth has to work themself up to it. It doesn’t happen until after Scott moves out and can no longer preen them)

[snaky1ello]

Jornoth art please? Corrupted or uncorrupted, I really don't care. If you want a pose uhhh I'd like it if Joey was leaning on Xornoth or Xornoth was carrying him but I don't really care. It's OK if you don't want to draw this!

Little doodle for you :3

Thanks for the ask! I love when people put in their art requests!

You can put as many asks as you want about literally what ever and I will (eventually ) draw it. :3

[ep2nd]

There comes a time for every mcyt Tumblr person to make an AU.

That time is today.

And this AU will be from Empires smp season 1 and I guess HBG(just the characters).

Flower and Sea Family Mafia AU

Yes, it is a Mafia au, I have no regrets.

Basis:

Human AU

Modern AU

Mafia AU

Flower Husbands

Seablings

Rivendell Elf brothers

Scott and Xornoth's parents

Lizzie and Joel on the side

Some other Esmp characters on the side

NO JORNOTH

Good brothers Scott and Xornoth

Follows my family headcanon with Jimmy and Scott adopting Illumina

It's set with Jimmy, who is poor and needs money for his sister's medical bills, who finds a job as a hit man for a really big, fancy company. Reluctantly, he takes it.

He ends up having to work with Scott Major, unknown to Jimmy that he is the youngest son of the lead Man who owns the whole operation.

Scott doesn't like how his father is basically putting a bodyguard on him, and Jimmy doesn't like Scott.

Eventually, they realize they have things in common and Jimmy helps Scott through his daddy issues, kind of.

Scott's father thinks he's useless and weak and Scott just wants to impress his father, willing to do anything to get his attention.

Xornoth is their father's favorite but working in a different city. They really love their younger brother and visit him to give him the familiar love that their father would never give Scott.

Now how does Illumina play into this?

Well, if this post gets at least 10 notes I'll continue this AU.

If you have any questions, just go to my ask box.

[pinketine]

I HAVEN'T THANK YOU THISTLE

some chibi jornoth

[queercode-my-minecraft]

SAM DJABSJJS I had an idea for pre Road Trip and I think that the finale was a science experiment between Jimmy and fWhip that went so wrong it got 5 people hospitalised (Pearl got burnt, Lizzie hit her head and got short term amnesia, Scott and Xornoth both got (unfatally) impaled and Joey maybe fell out the window trying to get away. Regardless he also hit his head really bad and inhaled a ton of smoke). It was a disaster.

And in Joey's recollection of it, he "saw" Xornoth before passing out, which was weird because they were already suspended. Lol.

In Xornoth’s recollection (and what actually happened), they saw that Joey hit his head real bad and went down to be with him before also passing out.

On the road trip, Joey mentions this and Xornoth stays dead silent because holy shit Joey didn't even know they were at school that day. He didn't even notice. Brainrot.

OH MY GOD

That is so perfect (I can’t believe Scott and Xornoth got Christina Yang-ed)

But, like, Joey thinking he’s hallucinating when he sees Xornoth, their worried expression and the words he couldn’t quite hear (his ears still ring when thinking back about that day) and he remembers how this hallucination held his hands, telling him that everything was going to be alright and an ambulance was already on the way

(Joey passed out soon after, and he never even knew that Xornoth was in excruciating pain, metal jabbed in his insides, begging Joey to promise him to survive)

(This might also be the reason that for nearly a year they didn’t see each other, between the injury and the boarding school Xorny probably had a hard time trying to contact Joey)

(And Now they know that Joey hadn’t even seen them, perhaps had never even cared? Besides, he now has some friends he cares about and seems to prefer. So, why after all this time-)

I also think they both might have nightmares about it and despite desperately not wanting the other to know, they do end up soothing each other

[actualori]

what’s up another anon

can I request uncorrupted Xornoth? And some *cough * cough (Jornoth ) COUGH

i love this guy they’re the cool guy ever

[ndn-craft]

It's my legal obligation to go: Jornoth?

A+: OTP A: I love it B: It’s really cute C: Not a bad ship D: I’m neutral on it E: I don’t really like it F: NOTP N/A: I don’t know the ship well enough

JORNOTH SWEEEEEEP

I didn't realize it until I saw your posts that, yeah, Xornoth spoiled the hell out of Joey and I find that so funny???

It just fed into Joey's ego and his need to be loved

but GOD the way Joey was so devoted to him, I'm going to explode

and their endings?? Especially Joey's??? OUGH