#I love Jornoth

[snaky1ello]

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS A REDRAW OF AN OLD DRAWING FROM 7 MONTHS AGO AND WE NOW HAVE A BETTER ONE

[wishwingalpha]

Something something, Jornoth is my life.

I never draw Joey, but I NEED to omfgg.

(Click for better graphics, smh)

[xxryth1x]

Wow-wee

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Genderbend Xornoth time??

Fun fact; Based Xora off Sua & gave her Sua’s voice headcanon <33

Also the drawing in the top left is tilted because I drew it while the paper was tilted.. so L-

[Basically just combined both of my special interest / Xora is calling Joey (idk what name tbh-) “beautiful lady”]

[khyann]

Thisrsty Xornoth idea popped after chat with @entityredacted resulted in comparing xornoth to scar and joking if he too has hot abs. Bonus Joey “enjoying seeing Xornoth train”

[snaky1ello]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!! ALSO I FREAKING LOVE YOUR ART AND EVERYTHING LOOKS FREAKING AMAZING

MARRY CHRISTMAS

Guys they're so in love

[actualori]

I’ve never been too much of a Jornoth fan, but I saw your art about ‘em. So can I request some Jornoth?

i love them so much

[mcytshipsandmore]

Saw a Jornoth ask and immediately came here to share my take on them.

Specifically Xornoth— THEY WERE INNOCENTTTTT </3 Xornoth was entirely under Exor's control basically all of empires, we never really got a clear answer on how much was really willing on their part :(

I've always seen it as that Xornoth truely loved Joey and didn't want to drag him into any of it, but Exor only saw Joey as a puppet and didn't really give Xornoth a say in how he was treated. I think they could have had a good relationship if we’d gotten a happy new ending in the finale

”if we’d gotten a happy ending”

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[allay-uxini]

Ok, Ok, so you know how Lizzie and Joel got married and then Joey and Shelby saw the goodies and were like “You wanna get married?” “Just for the gifts?” “Yeah!”

….well what if they ACTUALLY got married

It’d be a platonic marriage (obviously) for convenience, forming an alliance and resources (both from each other and from the wedding gifts). At first when referring to each other as spouses to the other empires they’d be weirded out but after a while they wouldn’t even bat an eye at the romantic connotations from the status and refer to each other as spouses with ease. They don’t call each other husband or wife when talking to each other however they will play the spouse card on the other when they want something.

For Example:

“Hey Joey what are you doing rummaging through my chests?”

“Ah, Shrub! My what a coincidence, I was just…”

“You were trying to steal from me weren’t you”

“I wouldn’t call it that. I was just….. borrowing some things AND as your husband I feel like this already belongs to me. You know ‘What’s yours is mine’ so really I’m not doing anything wrong”

“I don’t remember that being in my vows”

“Ahem! ‘I shall support you and your empire in order for us to become stronger’. This is just……supporting my empire’s builds!”

“You know what, sure! I’ll let you ‘borrow’ as much stuff from my chests as you like”

“Gre-”

“Only if I get to do the same after all I am your wife so it’s only fair”

“…well I suppose that could be arranged”

“That includes your totem farm”

“What, do you want me to make a special wife chest in my farm”

“Yes”

Their marriage is actually REALLY good and healthy to the surprise of EVERY SINGLE EMPIRE as they were all sure they were going to be awful (the perks of marrying your best friend I suppose). Then Xornoth gave Joey the crown.

You see the best thing about a platonic marriage between Shelby and Joey is that it makes Jornoth infinitely funnnier because the entire arc Joey was after Shelby and she’s like:

“Is this REALLY how you want to treat your wife”

*gasp* “Shelby are you, jealous? Oh Shelby, don’t you remember our marriage is strictly political and I can love whoever I want”

“What! No, I just think that my husband should have better taste in men!”

And then you also remember that Xornoth was mostly targeting Shelby so Joey is like “Xornoth! Are you flirting???? With my wife???? Instead of ME???????” Though after the whole Xornoth situation I feel like they’d still have a pretty good marriage just with more teasing, bickering and banter.

Joey and Shelby's friendship in season 1 is underrated and just thinking about all the hilarities this marriage can create is making me giddy. Or maybe I’ve just been reading too much of Rain’s marriage of the state au and Mochi’s secret husbands au that I also wanted to make a marriage au.

(If this gets enough traction I might open up my ask box for this au and maybe talk about some fairytale trio shenanigans for this)

[stressedbisexualtm]

I remember seeing a post a couple years ago when Lizzie flipped through the esmp s1 prophecy book and everyone went through and read the prophecies that was like "I know everyone is expecting the unrequited love prophecy to be fh or jornoth but it would be funny if nature wives came through with a steel chair" and. wouldn't you know it

[your-local-crypt1d]

HEYYYYYYYYYY I heard that YOU like Jornoth? If that is true, then me too. :D

Also any headcannons? (That I may or many not draw)

AHHH YES I DO!! I don't have many headcanons but here are some I've thought about them (more so to do with my fix-it au)

Xornoth and Joey actually first met when they were kids! A ~13-year-old Joey had wandered too far from home and ran into some illegal smugglers who wanted to kidnap him and use his feathers for whatever purposes

similarly, Xornoth had just run away from home to train with Exor and saw what was going on. They hadn't fully been corrupted just yet and still held onto a bit of their morality.

Cue Fight For Me from Heathers: The Musical, where Xornoth absolutely kicks those smugglers' asses and Joey watches from a distance absolutely smitten by the strange purple-haired elf boy

Yes, that entire idea was inspired by Fight For Me

To me, Xornoth was a sort of patient 0 when it comes to the corruption, and their demonic appearance was just a very late-stage appearance. So when they meet again so many years later, Joey doesn't recognise Xornoth.

Being a patient 0 of the corruption also means that they were essentially possessed by Exor. So while Xornoth absolutely did fall in love with Joey, and very occasionally pushed against Exors possession to express this, Exor didn't allow them to show it.

Joey made them promise rings during this time, and while Joey wore his 24/7, Xornoth made sure to hide theirs well so Exor wouldn't force them to destroy it

Once Xornoth becomes uncorrupted, they very quickly find the ring and put it back on, even if they're convinced Joey wouldn't love them anymore now they both aren't evil.

As corrupted villains, Jornoth is the most toxic Yaoi couple ever, as normal uncorrupted people, they're more like awkward teenagers trying to figure out how serious relationships work. Joey definitely has a lot more experience, but Xornoth being possessed so young doesn't have much besides what Exor would do with Joey.

I feel like that's an important distinction to make, most of what "Xornoth" and Joey would do as a couple while corrupted was just Exor puppeting Xornoth. So as themself, they don't really know what to do.

I don't think Joey would mind, though. They're starting afresh now, and watching "Big Bad Demon Xornoth" splutter and apologise is utterly adorable to him

Joey is such an attention whore btw, he's always flopping himself on Xornoths lap like a cat and demanding kisses and cuddles from them. Joey is just an overgrown cat, really, and Xornoth is his person.

That being said, Joey definitely doesn't look down on Xornoth though, or up to them like he did while corrupted. They're equals now.

Height wise though, Joey is still forced to look up.

Absolutely no one trusted Joey and Xornoths "new" relationship to go well at all until they saw how easily flustered Xornoth was, like even the tiniest of praises from Joey makes them go red. Which of course means Joey sings their praises in front of everyone so Xornoth turns into a tomato

I think, surprisingly for some, Scott would be the first to change his mind. He's definitely not over the trauma of it all but he knows consciously Joey and Xornoth are good now, and from what he's seen Joey isn't a bad boyfriend for his sibling, so Scott doesn't mind.

Unfortunately for Joey, Shrub is one of the last people to believe Xornoth really is good now.

And that's kind of it really, I hope something here inspired you to draw! And I can't wait to see it :D

[snaky1ello]

Jornoth art please? Corrupted or uncorrupted, I really don't care. If you want a pose uhhh I'd like it if Joey was leaning on Xornoth or Xornoth was carrying him but I don't really care. It's OK if you don't want to draw this!

Little doodle for you :3

Thanks for the ask! I love when people put in their art requests!

You can put as many asks as you want about literally what ever and I will (eventually ) draw it. :3

[wishwingalpha]

I think it’s so funny how the canon and fanon versions of the Jornoth ship are so vastly different yet both accepted as accurate.

Canon:

- Joey head over heals in love with Xornoth and Xornoth trying to ignore and not interact with Joey romantically as much as possible

- Joey jealous the Shelby gets more attention from his “bf” than him.

- Xornoth genuinely not caring about the wellbeing of his deciples.

- joey is literally brainwashed into loving Xornoth more than prior, being so corrupted by the crown that he would kidnap and hurt his friends for his false love.

Fanon:

- A healthy relationship, sometimes polyamory with sausage.

- Xornoth is just really shy and doesn’t know how to accept love

- Joey isn’t brainwashed, he would just go to the ends of the earth for Xornoth and in most cases Xornoth would do the same.

- Xornoth cares more about Joey than world domination

- they would hold hands in any public setting

[multishipper33]

i've heard i can tell you random ships and you rate them, so i'm curious what you think of my favorites

will graham x hannibal lecter

crazy cannibalistic chef psychiatrist, he sometimes is a consultant for the fbi and has to look at murders he committed (it's so silly goofy) x former fbi man who just wants to stay at home with his dogs but people want him to solve murders, he's going crazy

dean winchester x castiel

a monster hunter with a grain of self worth and a mountain of suicidalness x an angel who literally rebels against god for his love, and will do anything for him (they're both so depressed)

evan 'buck' buckley x eddie diaz

bisexual firefighter with no self worth, and thinks his only purpose is to care for others (he loves co parenting eddies child) x former military personnel with anger issues and a child he will do anything for, he's so traumatized

wow i dunno how so many ships got here, huh they're all gay and sad and complicated who could've thought

alright *cracks knuckles, even though I can’t do that* let’s do this

will graham x hannibal lecter - mm. okay. so, coming from the perspective of someone who has never watched this and who has made many inside jokes about the subject matter… the cannibalism puts me off. “if you love me consume me�� is the new “if you love me let me go”?? bro i can’t sign up for that. to me it’s the separation. let me explain how this is justified. say this lector guy is also a person-eater. say he likes to feed his subjects well before roasting them over an open fire like bœuf bourguignon and oh! will likes to do that too. you two can make sweet sweet love after you’ve consumed your family of four. but to have one of them be a cannibal? lector would either a) fear for his life constantly despite his love for this man, or b) be blindsided and lose trust once he finds out the truth. this… isn’t for me.

destiel - alright we’re getting something good here! and let me explain how this isn’t a power imbalance. first of all, they’re both powerful. it’s like if everyone was overpowered, that wouldn’t be op. that would just be tuesday. this dean guy, he’s a monster hunter. “oh, so he’s hunting down cas? toxic much??” shut up, jeremy. you’re not quite right, not quite wrong, but remember this key little detail: cas is an angel. “aha! that’s still a power imbalance.” both of those wouldn’t be?? they’d cancel each other out and I like that. these guys who I know next to nothing about are my babies. they are not toxic and I like that, despite my love of… well, jornoth. bonus points for a) not being Wincest (although I did like that little joke during the ship bracket: IT’S NOT LOSECEST), b) the destiel meme news blog, c) showing up on my fyp (??), and d) you seemed very keysmash-y about them for a while.

evan ‘buck’ buckley x eddie diaz - ohhh this is that stranger thing that the kids are on nowadays? with the horror?? well I adore this actually. you go, bisexual firefighter. extinguish that flame. and the deep-seated belief of needing to care and care and care?? oof, hits hard after watching a certain k-drama. and then we’ve got anger issues + child, which just makes my day. these two seem cute. they will get up to shenanigans and have emotional discoveries. it will be depressing and hilarious. the little kid will also be hilarious. 100k words, strangers to lovers, slow burn. no more notes honestly they just seem great, minus points for the. uh. creepy crawlies and roaring monsters and blood oh god why the blood-

now for my final rating…

the cannibal guy and the dog guy - 1.3/10

destiel - 8.6/10

bisexual firefighter x anger issues - 8.9/10

total score: 18.8/30

this was fun I like doing this

[spikystringsnuffle]

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Hello,I am spikystringsnuffle,Spiky for short :3,your local gremlin. My pronouns are ALL OF THEM Seriously i cannot figure myself out wth is going on i am gendering all over the place I am a British artist/animator and also dipping my toe into music creation (it's not going well lol)

I currently DO NOT take commissions

I LOVE getting asks ;3

I quite like Pokemon,Sonic the Hedgehog,a bit of Numberjacks and Epithet Erased,Empires S1 (jornoth my beloved),however I'm not super involved in any specific fandoms.

Here's my YouTube channel!

[lexxthekapibara]

HI

hi. Hello. Hi

I'm Lex. I'm a clown and an artist. and I'm also from Serbia

I mainly draw Jornoth, my Oc's and other Empires smp stuff. I also love Witch craft, life series, and the film "New Mutant's" and horror related stuff but I don't consum a lot of the media.

Honestly every week is clown week

Technically I always take requests unless I say otherwise. And I don't sell drawings

The worst bag I fumbled is Art Fight.

And I also LOVE getting stuff and questions in my Inbox!

Oh yeah and also, this account is purely for fun and maybe one day for something a little more professional but mostly I don't talk about politics much and I'd like it to stay that way at least for now

Okie byyyyyyyyyyy

[mcytshipsandmore]

For the people who ship Jornoth I love all of y’all, and I have a headcannon for them.

Xornoth like originally had really long hair, like damn it was long bc of some elf culture. So when they got like tossed out of Rivendell/became corrupted. They cut their hair really short and choppy. So now Joey cuts their hair for them instead, like XORNOTH is banned from going near the scissors.

(Sorry that this is kinda long)

Xornoth: bow down to the demo-

Joey: XORNOTH!!!! DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR?!

Xornoth: oh sh-

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