#I loooooooooooooove him

[milfmas]

Zayn and fans showing love to each other 

[sweetnsour1]

WIPS delayed for a day or two because I got a new puppy and I’m busy spoiling him and watching him sleep and being generally insane

[mylove-thresher]

i am NOT beating the fugo kinnie allegations 😭

and look at my lawyer dawgggggg im going to jail😫🤯🤣

[verticalplane]

silly sailor boy ben jackson

[spinebuster]

high school me is very happy rn

[rayofsandshine]

:)

[kitty-meowskers]

i wrote a murder poem (totally NOT directed at sunday what are you talking about its not like stabbing him would cure me is it?)

[hyukalyptus]

re your face sitting post.... teabagging or err what's the male equivalent of face sitting? like i want them to straddle my face and let me suck their cock ykyk?

i have talked about teabagging before!! i got some uh.....harsh criticism lmao for talking about balls but IDC i still love talking about balls, so YEs lets do some teabagging hcs.. !

cw. balls, taint talk in kai's, nipple play, scratching in yj's, threesome in tae's, masturbation, cum, whiny soob, dom and sub gyu, begging in gyu's, teasing kai, pet names (baby), creampie in kai's.

yeonjun would have u lay on ur back in bed while he stood over u and let u suck his balls while he jerked off on ur chest eeeheee honestly thinking about it makes me tingle im gonna cry. can't rly see his face but he keeps whispering dirty shit to u.. touch urself for me baby. ur mouth feels so good. cumming so goddamn hard bc of the overstimulation. u scratch ur nails over his thighs while he does.

soob! honestly loooOOOOooOoOooves it imo. i think it'd be swapped from yeonjun where he genuinely sits on ur face so u can still see his face, and he'd be whiny whiny whiny oml. nose scrunching up. ugh he'd wrap his hand around urs to make u stroke his cock CAN U IMAGINE omg, his big hand guiding urs around his cock i'd literally freak out. AAAAHH!! im writing a longer fc w soobin and this would be so perfect for it i hope i remember to include it omg, SOMEONE REMIND ME!!!

beom would put u on the floor with his leg hiked up onto a coffee table or sumn while u sucked his balls and jerked him off. could see him being a lil demeaning about it. but if we wanna talk sub!gyu, could definitely see u being more dom w it and usning it as punishment. sucking his balls but never touching his cock. just ur hand please baby... the tip at least, please??? but nonono u never touch his cock and he cums all over ur face.

tae - idk this may be a bit far so warning, mention of a threesome! could 1000000% see this being a major part of a threesome with him lmao. you've got ur mouth wrapped around his balls while someone has their mouth wrapped around his cock OROROR ur mouth wrapped around his balls while he's fucking someone else from behind?? OOH!

kai - okok. this man loves being played w. i know i got a lot of hate for talking about taints too but y'all can suck my balls. so could see u playing with his balls and taint and nipples for FOREVER, he's leaking precum everywhere, just whining about every move you make. can barely handle it and when u know he's about to cum, you sit on his cock and he cums immediately.

[iam93percentstardust]

kiss prompts for stevetony! "kitchen counter makeouts" and/or "'shut up' (affectionately)"

only if they spark something for you, of course! 💙💙💙

i loooooooooooooove kitchen counter makeouts <3 I also attempted to work "shut up" in there but i don't know how affectionate it came across (i think they're always affectionate, but it might be more teasing than anything else)

Anyway! Christmas-themed chapter today!

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The entire apartment smells like gingerbread and spice when Steve walks through the door. It all feels very Christmassy, capped by the twinkling lights that Tony has strung up around the apartment and the tree standing in the corner of the living room with the collection of homemade ornaments that Steve had brought from New York. It could’ve been a scene from a Hallmark movie, if it weren’t for Tony loudly grumbling in the kitchen.

He follows the noise and finds Tony poking disconsolately at a mixing bowl on the counter. He’s surrounded by bags of flour and jars of molasses and a tin of baking powder. Tony himself looks as edible as everything around him, dressed in only one of Steve’s extra jerseys, a pair of fuzzy socks, and a pair of red and white striped silk panties.

“Hey, sweetheart,” Steve says, pulling off his scarf and gloves and dropping them on the table. He bends over and drops a kiss on the top of Tony’s head. “What’re you making?”

“Gingerbread,” Tony says, giving another poke at the very wet mixture in the bowl. He eyes it dubiously. “But I think I added too much water.”

Steve glances at the mixture, which more closely resembles soup than dough. “Yeah, I think you did too.”

“Shut up,” Tony says, shooting him a scowl. But there isn’t any heat to it, and he goes willingly when Steve reels him in for a much longer kiss. He hums happily, all but melting into his embrace as Steve licks inside his mouth. Tony tastes like molasses and brown sugar, and Steve would be willing to bet that he’s been snacking on the ingredients while he mixed. Tony’s eyes are hazy when they break apart, practically purring his pleasure.

“How was practice?” he asks, hopping up onto the counter. His heels knock against the dark wood of the cabinets

“Good,” Steve says, rifling through one of the drawers for their ziploc bags. “We’ll definitely make the playoffs this year. Here, let me just—” He pours the gingerbread mix into the ziploc bag, seals the whole thing up, and dumps it in the trash.

“Steve Rogers, defending omegas everywhere from terrible baking mistakes,” Tony observes dryly.

“Hey, do you want gingerbread cookies or not?” Steve asks, washing out the bowl before getting started on his mom’s recipe. He’s made it so many times that he can make the whole thing from memory.

“Definitely want,” Tony says cheerfully. “Do you want help or should I just sit here and look pretty?”

“Do you think you can refrain yourself from adding too much water this time?”

“Hey!”

Steve chuckles and leans over for another kiss. ��Just sit there and look pretty. Or tell me about your AI. How’s that coming along?”

Tony lights up excitedly. He’s never been one to just sit there (although he’s always pretty), and talking about his latest project—a fully autonomous learning AI that’s going to be so much better than ChatGPT—is a surefire way to spend a few hours learning all about coding. Most of it goes over Steve’s head, but he loves hearing Tony talk about it anyway.

The time passes peacefully as Steve finishes mixing the cookie dough, gets them shaped into little people (and a couple shaped like Tony’s bots back at the lab) and onto a cookie sheet, and sets them in the oven. He gets the timer going and makes sure that the volume is turned all the way up (it wouldn’t be the first time something has burned because he and Tony got distracted) before finally turning to Tony, who’s smirking at him with a familiar look in his eyes.

He steps in between Tony’s legs, Tony’s hands going around his neck while his own settle on his hips.

“Why, Mr. Rogers, whatever shall we do for the next ten minutes?” Tony says, eyes sparkling.

Steve grins at him and kisses the spot just below his ear. “I can think of a few things,” he murmurs. His lips drift across the line of Tony’s jaw to his mouth. Tony sighs softly into the kiss, his legs tightening around Steve’s waist. He tastes and smells so good, like all the best parts of Christmas, and Steve wants very badly to spread him out in his nest and spend a few hours relearning Tony’s body. It’s only been a few hours since they last saw each other but that’s a few hours too many.

He skims his hand along the line of Tony’s panties, wondering what other kinds of Christmas-themed lingerie he has. Tony likes looking pretty, and he has so many that he can go an entire year and never repeat a set. He imagines him in soft white angelic lace and moans at the thought.

Tony bends his head and nips softly just underneath his jaw, pulling another moan out of him. “You’re always so sensitive there,” he says softly. “It makes me wanna—” He bites again, sharper this time, and Steve’s hips jerk into his.

“Attaboy,” Tony says approvingly. Steve laughs breathlessly and tilts his head back, giving Tony as much space to work as he wants—and Tony wants. Steve’s certain that he’ll have a necklace of bruises tomorrow, and it makes him glad that it’s Reading Week and he won’t have to go to campus for another few days. He’s pretty sure that it’s an open secret among the students that he has an omega, but that doesn’t mean he wants to flaunt that fact in front of all the professors.

Tony’s hand slides down his chest, stopping to tweak one of his nipples, and then continues down his stomach, dipping into his pants.

“Sweetheart,” Steve pants as Tony’s hand wraps around his cock. “You can’t—”

“I can’t?” Tony asks innocently, pulling his hand away. Steve whines, his hips jerking forward without his permission.

“The timer—”

“Oh, the timer,” Tony purrs. “Well, we wouldn’t want you to miss that, now would we?”

“Tony—”

“No, no, baby, you have to get the cookies out. I’ll just wait for you in the nest, hmm? But just so you don’t get any ideas about taking too long…” He pulls Steve’s hand around to his back, letting him feel the plug tucked away in his hole.

Steve groans, “You’re killing me, sweetheart.”

Tony smirks at him. “Yep! I sure am,” he says cheerfully, shoves at Steve until he moves, and hops down off the counter. “See you in a bit, honey.” He saunters off into the hallway.

Steve glares at the timer, merrily counting down from five minutes, and opens the freezer to stick his head inside. Only four minutes and fifty seconds to go.

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Nacho Figueras Says It Was an 'Honor' to Work with 'Dear Friend' Prince Harry on POLO: 'We're Very Excited' (Exclusive) - People by u/wenfot

Nacho Figueras Says It Was an 'Honor' to Work with 'Dear Friend' Prince Harry on POLO: 'We're Very Excited' (Exclusive) - People This show is going t be the gift that keeps on giving.First off, I loooooooooooooove how the show's name is in all caps! Like we should be excited! Then there's this gem: "“And the show is not about me. It's not about him … So we've been working very hard on it and we're very excited about the outcome.” If we doubted this was a joint project, here ya go." Hopefully, this will be the beginning of a, hopefully, longer series that will expose our sport to millions of people.” Dude, you've been smoking too much of Doria's weed. Archived: https://ift.tt/zG6V72x: https://ift.tt/tRaA7pQ post link: https://ift.tt/NhnUzs1 author: wenfot submitted: October 07, 2024 at 10:52PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[elacular-kink]

Hicvember 14: Embarrassed

You know, you'd think this one'd be easy for me, right? 'cause I'm into embarrassment so I write it all the time. But that's the thing, it almost feels redundant to try because of that. So rather than any of the poly-techhic girls (only two of whom are capable of being embarrassed anyway), have a doofus flying too close to the sun and getting made fun of for it.

Content: Hiccups, burping, embarrassment (duh), teasing

"*BWAOOOOUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP!* Hwoof! That was a good one!"

"Anyone ever tell you you're gross as fuck, A?"

C watched as A grinned at B, his lips still wet with either soda or spit, she wasn't sure which. "Nope! Believe it or not," he took a few swigs from his can of hyper-carbonated, hyper-caffeinated soda, slurping it noisily and surely swallowing even more air than was already dissolved into it. "All the ladies—" his voice was audibly strained and he half swallowed before opening his mouth again. "—*loooOOOOOOOOooove* me!"

B rolled her eyes. "As one of 'all the ladies', I disagree. What about you, C? You love this dweeb?"

"I..." C genuinely didn't know how she was supposed to respond to this situation. She'd never been party to a conversation even remotely similar to this. "...have no possible answer for that."

"Taking that as a ye–*eeuuuuurp*–eees. Woof!"

"Seriously, dude, knock that shit off, you're breaking her brain," B said, wadding up a piece of paper and throwing it at A.

C didn't want to seem as prissy as she apparently did from the way B was trying to defend her, but it was true that she was feeling very adrift here. Eventually she decided to redirect. "Are you sure you should be drinking so much of that? Overcaffeination is dangerous, and that much carbonation could cause severe indigestion."

"Naaah, it's fine." A gave his slightly bloated stomach a few smacks, knocking up a short "*beurp!*" that he laughed at (and that C's brain seemed conflicted about in a way she didn't fully understand). "I'm a to–*ooouuuuugh* guy, I can handle anything."

"I don't care if you make yourself sick, but if you keep burping like that you'll give yourself the hiccups and be even more annoying." Hearing B say that, C felt her face light on fire and hoped that her companions were too busy bickering with each other to notice it.

"Pfff, you think this isn't annoying enough? Alright, how about this?"

"Oh christ, what have I done?" B massaged her temples as A slurped up all that was left in his can, then cracked open and switched to a second one. "C, I am so sorry for whatever this dickhead's about to do."

C opened and closed her mouth, trying to figure out what she could say, but before any of the words in her head could congeal into something like a sentence, A pulled his lips back from his second empty can and let out the loudest, longest belch that C had ever heard. She swore that even once it had finished, it was still echoing in the cafeteria. "HWOOF! New record!" A yelled, thrusting his fists in the air, and C wondered just how many people must have been staring at him. She couldn't bring herself to look around and see.

B had slammed her hands over her ears and glared up at A. "I hate you so much." A burst out laughing at that, small burps popping out of him between cackles as he did. But then at one of those burps, he abruptly froze and covered his mouth. B pulled her hands off of her ears and arched her eyebrows. "What? Finally realize that you're not funny?"

"Mmn...*HMNK!*" A weak little close-mouthed burp growled out of his throat after that, but the initial noise was absolutely nothing of the sort. C's brain realized that immediately, and her face went even redder than it already was. A's face had gone red too, and another "*MMNK!*" squeaked out of him from behind his hands."

"...ha." B seemed to be the only one at the table who wasn't mortified, and a smirk spread over her face. "Hey, A, remember how I'm always right about everything?" A made a plaintive, desperate little noise before another jolt knocked his head back and left him whimpering. B's grin got wider and she dug her elbow into C's side, speaking far louder than she needed to. "C, check it out. This dumbass burped so hard he gave himself a case of the hiccups."

"B! *HIURK!*" A had pulled his hands down to yell, but slapped them back over his mouth when an unmuffled hiccup echoed almost louder than his massive belch. He whined more from behind his hands as B stood up and started mussing his hair.

"Whaaaaat, you think it's fun to burp loud enough that it registers on the Richter scale, but then a few little hiccups and you're blushing like a schoolgirl?" B said. "Come oooon, where's your sense of humor?"

"I-it's not funn–*IURK!*–ee-eeeeek!" Apparently, from B's continued snickering, she disagreed. It seemed she disagreed enough to walk around the table so she could poke and prod at A, trying to get him to laugh or squeal or otherwise be unable to hold back the hiccups that kept knocking his chest and his head back and rocking his whole body in his seat and...

C was very glad that B was paying attention to A's embarrassment instead of her own.

[anchoeritic]

GOD I JUST KNOW JAKE USES HIS TEETH WHILE EATING PUSSY, his fangs are sooo hot. I just want him to bite me tbh.

HE DEFINITELY DOES.

sucking on your clit and watching you throw your head back, moaning his name, and his teeth get caught up. you didn’t expect to like it until you pushed his head further in between your thighs.

after that, he started to use his teeth on you more frequently.

this also adds to the foreplay he tends to love: he looooooooooooooves trailing his lips down your body, making sure the tip of his fangs dig into your skin too.

when he does, it’s not very hard. it’s rather really gentle. but when it comes to leaving hickeys on your neck or around your chest area, he’ll leave bite marks.

[ben-her]

Noticeably not frozen.

Of course a big ass puppy wuppy would show up the day all the shelters are closed…………..

[domjaehyun]

I agree w you girl jaemin cannot easily be dethroned in my world..something about him having both a kind and a menacing smile at the exact same time...i need to be manipulated by this man RIGHT NEOW. Also your more mysterious-dubious-thrilling-unhinged fics scratch a corner of my brain like no other so asking with NO PRESSURE AT ALL just a loving curiosity are there any of the sort of the list? 🎀

i am deeply and madly in love w jaemin 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ he’s soooooo sexy and unhinged I NEED HIM!!!!!! OMG IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE THEM

my response ended up being lowkey v long i got a lil very carried away….. under the cut 🧌

fun fact whenever i post a dubious/dark fic i actually. just do not check the app afterwards for like 2-5 days (sometimes it depends on the dubious level of the fic and also how busy i am in my life LMAO) bc i get anxious 😭😭😭

they scratch an itch in my brain too fr but i fear i can tell that i’m still holding back :p bc ppl can be . So Gosh Darn Horrid and i’m always on edge like lowkey on the defensive abt posting dark content bc . ppl are very very judgmental :/ awks right :/

but yeah back to my point i def held back in pl4yg1rl is live and also in there’s a stranger in my house 😭😭😭 not to copy dr martin luther king or anything but i also do indeed have a dream !!!!!! that one day i will post one fic or two or seven perhaps of my wildest fantasies *dreamy sigh* it’s just that when i write dubcon/noncon, i like them. Evil and Manipulative and Sleazy and Perverted and most ppl prob aren’t rocking w my vision idt… yknow?

also while i’m at it i loooooooooooooove when dubcon/noncon is like. like the aggressor is lowkey a pleasure dom 😋 like they get off on making the target/victim cum over and over and over even if they struggle and cry and scream 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ but no violence!!! no mean words!!!!!!!! well maybe some 🤔🤔 hehe 🤭🤭

AND FINALLY TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION i have a noncon johnny fic coming out hopefully soon not this month though :P and i’m ruminating on ghostface!jaemin (to the anon that asked me abt scream a while ago I STILL HAVENT WATCHED BUT I WILL) and that’d def give stalker dark vibes but tbh i don’t think that fic’ll be that dark…… if you want dark, i’d say stay tuned for the johnny fic i’m working on!!

also while i’m saying things i feel the need to mention that at one point like at least 3-4 years ago, i was contemplating making a side blog for dark content but alas. Too Much Work… but i still have the note in my notes app of most of my ideas *dreamy sigh* maybe one day? prob not though at least not on the side blog but i had designed it and set it up and everything but then i went …Nah… bc my attention span and motivation had both run out :p and i ran outta steam :p too bad so sad (not sarcasm at all. i do wish i would’ve played around w that idea more … now i have virtually no time ☹️☹️☹️)

if i were to consider doing another dark fic, who would you wanna read abt? reminder that i only write for haechan, jaemin, jaehyun, mark, johnny, and jeno!! (sorry jungwoo i’ll be back pooksters)

OKAY IM DONE if you read this far teehee hi 👋 have a great day stay hydrated i care abt you 💖

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

kind of a random question but what's your take on plastic ono band, musically speaking? a lot of people seem to have very extreme opinions on it so i'm curious about yours :)

Hi anon!!! Don't worry, POB is one of my favourite albums to talk about tbh.

(I'm not sure if by "musically" you mean separate from the lyrics, but I definitely have more to say about it lyrically – please come back with another ask if you want me to delve more into some aspect :) )

I actually rarely listen to the whole thing, because sonically it's not necessarily my cup of tea and there are songs on it I find hard to appreciate outside their album context. Although, the last time I gave it a full relisten, I was actually pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed the sound of songs like I Found Out and Well Well Well.

I find the album on the whole an incredible and very concise presentation of a worldview that strives for personal independence, yet feels held back from achieving it for various reasons. It explores various aspects of "dependence", starting with parenthood and then moving on to religion, celebrities, drugs, among other things. It's not something I personally agree with, but the earnestness of the whole thing strikes a chord with me. It's also interesting to me that I've seen various accounts of people who made it out of high-commitment religious groups find the album really resonated with them.

One thing I find the most interesting about it is the fact that iconoclasm is one of the central themes of the album and, the way it opens with Beatle John Lennon screaming for his parents and closes with him singing a lullaby about his mother's death just after declaring he doesn't believe in Beatles and that the dream is over, the album is actually attacking John's untouchable image, forcing the listener to reassess their own relationship to John as a potential idol. In that sense, he's not only preaching, he's also being vulnerable to drive his point home, while simultaneously doing what he believes is necessary: "feel your own pain". I find the way the album plays with the fourth wall fascinating. It made me cringe at first, but I found examining why it made me cringe to actually be really fruitful. The album is challenging and forced me to reconsider it in a way I have rarely experienced with art.

On an individual song level: Isolation and Remember are among my absolute favourite John songs. "I don't expect you to understand / After you caused so much pain / But then again / You're not to blame / You're just a human / A victim of the insane" is a career highlight and the centerpiece of the album to me. It puts all the cutting and perhaps even cruel remarks made before and after into perspective. Plus I loooooooooooooove how that part completely shifts the energy of the song. The triplets in the last line are so good.

Remember is just endlessly sad to me, the interpolation of Bring It On Home lyrics is HEARTBREAKING. I interpret the song as being about reminding yourself why you have to leave a situation. In the context of the Beatles breakup, his use of a 1962 song of that nostalgic (to John) style about wanting someone to come back makes me a little fucking crazy. He took a song about regretting a split and changed it up into a reminder not to look back lest he come to regret his decision to leave.

Otherwise, I think God is incredible musically-speaking (shoutout to Billy Preston's beautiful piano playing!!!) but it's so much lyrically I don't listen to it super often. Love is very very pretty.

Mother and Well Well Well are often a bit much for me, but I find the way they sort of weave primal screaming into the music cool. Hold On and Look At me are quite soothing.

Working Class Hero is probably my least favourite, it's just kind of boring to listen to, though I am thankful to have some John f-bombs so there's that.

[wild-karrde]

Hi Karrde! For this week's Fandom Friday I would love to show love to Alli's (@enigmaticexplorer) newest work, "I trust him, and he trusts me" (sorry tumblr won't let me include a link to AO3?). I love this NSFW pairing of Fox/reader/Wolffe. She writes both of their characters so well, it's always a treat to read anything she writes. I especially loved how this oneshot was such a succinct but rich overview of this relationship. Thank you!!!

Heck yeah! (Also, always feel free to DM me the link if Tumblr is being weird. That makes things a little easier on me).

HOLY HELL IN A HANDBASKET THIS IS SO GOOD. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE how reader and Fox are with one another at first, how that relationship was built off of a gradual, persistent trust and how soft they are with each other. It kills me. And then Wolffe? Adopting that same persistence and gradual building of trust? TOP NOTCH. The "no gods here" line MURDERED ME. This is JUST SO GOOD. I love seeing Fox written like this, and Wolffe is just perfection. How different they are and also so similar. 11/10. Link

THANK YOU FOR THE REC.

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