rayofsandshine

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While we’re talking about censorship, I need everyone to stop playing this little amnesia game where we pretend not to remember what internet and fandom has looked like for the past 20 years. Weird and taboo porn has always existed, it used to be a LOT easier to access, and you won’t die if you look at it. We simply cannot continue placating the crazy mob of people who are scared of sex and love overstating harm, they’ll call you a pedophile literally no matter what, and they’ll roll around in their cognitive dissonance like a hog in mud when you point out that the other group calling you a freak and a pedo are the conservative alt right. Fucking exhausting being a fag and a pervert in 2025.

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just heard that they got rid of all the animals. this is so unbelievably messed up what's the point of anything anymore

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god. certain genre of man i hate very much is the millennial guy who talks about virtually nothing but popular media from 90s/00s and how comparatively old it is. "hey did you know that luigi's mansion is apparently considered a retro game" well it was released 24 years ago. so that makes sense actually. "yeah it's wild luigi's mansion's release was As Long Ago as 9/11" yeah it was 2001. "no you don't seem to understand that luigi's mansion the game could be graduating college right now if it was a human" okay well. it was a gamecube game. and also again that's how the passage of time usually works.

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Dennis if ur not hitting that then MOVE OVER i want a turn

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Im gonna actually be sick

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I scratched my inner ear so hard I remembered an ancient dream

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me: and the baby stewie is clever and talks. he is friends with brian the dog who also talks and likes to write

green troll: tell me more of this “lowest griffin”. perhaps he too is live under bridge? bridge in “quagmire of great filth”?

me: well quagmire is actually another character

green troll (frightened): spirit of land

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«Now that you’ve become Kazekage… And you’ve made real friends… and you have real connections with people. Those are all the things I stole»

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i didn't expect this to breach containment so i sincerely apologize to y'all for this

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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this porn caption is unreasonably funny to me

like hell yes bro yknow what i love it too

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oh some of you really do not know what "hear me out" means. i just saw someone list julian from tpb as an example................................ guys hear me out, i think this muscle daddy with the gay porn moustache might be sexy?

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cat can:

snuggle

biting you

eat food AND plastic

so scared of car sounds

locate Bug

Make sounds