#I like to pretend I'm funny

[wisdomofwinter]

Please laugh at my silly little joke

[marsdemio]

aromantic except this is about my attraction to aroma candles and diffusers

[crowfrombackdoor]

One of the villains of The Star Seekers being a cat will surely lead into a cat-astrophe! I don't think that's a kitty incidence...

[zeldanoel]

The Queen's pronouns are We/Our

[johndave4eva]

man this john egbert vs dave strider debate is rly taking long

[lobsterfeet]

Nie Huaisang+saying “uh oh sisters”

+bonus Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian

[gigilefache]

The Zims and Dib when they see number 1

[sassyminnesotan]

God I love comics

"How did Jason Todd come back to life?"

“Well, short answer, his body was put into a Lazarus Pit, a long-established plot device that can bring people back from death or near death"

"Ok, odd, but that makes a decent amount of sense for a speculative fiction genre story."

"Long answer, Superboy-Prime (the bratty child version of Superman from an alternate dimension) reached critical levels of angst, punched reality (??? don’t ask), causing fragments of time to shatter and happen differently than they originally did. Later we learn that the time-punch caused the timelines to shift so that now Jason Todd didn’t quite die in this timeline (he only died in the first place because DC infamously left his fate up to a fan vote). Though the timeline didn’t line up perfectly, meaning that Jason had to dig himself out of his own grave. Yeah. So he pops up out of his grave, but he has like no memories. He’s found by Talia al Ghul (Batman’s ex and mother of his only biological child, which is a whole other can of worms, don’t worry about it), who ends up dipping him in the aforementioned Lazarus Pit to restore his health and memories. And that’s mostly how Jason Todd came back to life. Somehow, this is one of the best back-from-the-dead stories DC has ever pulled off.”

“..........wtf”

[the-uuitch-blog]

Mystery Pals

So the church is doing a thing called Mystery Pals where the RE person teams one ‘older’ buddy with a ‘younger’ pal and we have to guess who each other is. To help with the guessing (it won’t help me at all - I don’t know these kids because I’m a pretty new member and have no kids of my own) we put little clues about ourself and trinkets for our pal in to our Mystery Pal bag, which we were told to decorate today. I thought I was pretty clever 😅

[alphatsar]

GDI! I am still not even remotely sorry for this still.

[la-dolce-vita-on-deck-blog]

he’s really lost in the sauce

@thatsthat24

[lettuce-gremlin]

Molayne? Heh more like Mo-LAME! HAH

[dorky-spider]

Anthony Mackie: *opens his mouth* To- Tom Holland: *plays Obsessed by Mariah Carey*

[icee-queens]

"Cause Mama I'm in love with a Criminal"

[theeastgable]

[alphatsar]

KITT: What’s some of your darkest secrets?

Michael: Oh, well I guess I’m really into -proceeds to list several various kinks and dirty things he likes during intimacy-

KITT:

KITT: I was going for more of a troubled childhood with the law or some rowdy fights as a youth but okay....