#I like candy corn
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A perfectly cut scream with the egos would be like this:
Marvin: hmm.. candycorn? :picks up a package of it someone left on the table:
Chase: why would anyone eat that? Only weird people like that!
Anti: spontaneously glitches into the room, sounding unusually friendly:
Anti: I LIKE CANDY CORN :D
Chase and Marvin: AAAAHHHHHH
I don't know who you are, or why you decided to give me your headcanons, but I fucking love that. Seems pretty accurate I'll say. Here might be my longer version of that w/ all the main 6.
Chase:
Chase has had bad experiences with most things related to most things childhood related. (I have this headcanon based on the "Lost the only two people that ever mattered to me." bit. Talk more about that later if you're interested.) So he doesn't like most kinds of candy.
The guy likes sweets, sure.
And it probably used to give him a sugar high when he was happier.
But childhood trauma might've only allowed Chase to like one or two kinds of candy.
I see him as a Snickers bar kinda dude, but that's probably because I like that shit as well.
"You're not you when you're hungry, dude."
Chase probably hates Candy Corn for the texture it provides, he probably used to eat just a tiny bit if his kid demanded he try it.
Oh yeah, and memories like that add to the candy trauma.
Henrik:
Henrik avoids candy for the obvious reason that he's a doctor and knows the danger of that much sugar.
I do imagine he also gets a sugar high, and it comes out in the form of a mad scientist.
The only candy that Henrik might accept is the Lollie pops he hands out to good patients. (children obvi) That stuff can last a little longer, so his sugar highs aren't as dangerous or explosive.
But this fucker might as well hiss at candy corn while sending cease-and-desist-related insults in German at anyone who offers the candy.
He considers those things to be caramel sugar pyramids with the sole purpose of a "get a cavity quick" scheme.
JJ:
Doesn't mind candy corn
He wouldn't choose to eat candy corn out of everything else, but he doesn't hate it like Chase and Henrik do.
He mainly likes the caramel flavor but dislikes how it can get stuck in his teeth.
He's also a Lollie Pop kinda guy, mainly for the old-timey feels.
It's either that or a good bar of dark chocolate.
JJ doesn't get a sugar high like the others, but he also just doesn't eat candy often.
Jackieboyman:
Jackie likes to eat candy corn mainly for the shits and giggles.
Stuff like hissing at mutuals with candy corn fangs, adding it as decoration to whatever sweet things he might make specifically for Halloween if his times aren't robbed by...bank robbers maybe?
As a superhero, he'll hand out candy to saved victims on Halloween.
Whereas his 'secret identity' self will give out baked goods (the only ones that aren't burnt to a crisp) to any Trick-or-Treaters that approach his apartment complex.
However, Jackie doesn't necessarily choose candy corn out of the many other candy types.
Jackie seems to be the kinda guy who loves sour candy
Marvin:
Marvin soooo hates candy corn.
He's kinda pompous and snobby when it comes to their candy tastes, so candy corn is basically the most peasant-like candy he can think of.
Hates everything about candy corn.
The colors remind them of stupid and boring traffic cones,
the texture gives "hard on the outside, soft on the inside" a bad name,
and the flavoring tastes sooo cheap to Marvin.
Give Marvin any kind of chocolate and they'll be happy though.
Anti:
Eats candy corn purely for the chaos
It's a move he'll make to taunt all the other egos into fighting them.
But Anti otherwise doesn't care about candy in general
Food in general seems silly to it because before he took Jack's comatose body, they didn't need food or the sensations of taste that food provides.
It doesn't matter how tasty or dogshit the food is, Anti will only eat it if it'll keep his current vessel alive or if it'll cause a reaction from the others
If you did ask and Anti would willingly answer though, Anti would say that its favorite food would be dead human corpses, it traumatizes everyone else around them, and he finds it hilarious.
#I like candy corn#I'm a monster#I get it#jacksepticeye#jacksepticegos#jse egos#ask#jse anti#antisepticeye#jse chase#chase brody#jse marvin#marvin the magnificent#henrik von schneeplestein#dr schneeplestein#jameson jackson#jackieboy man#anon
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Don’t feed him after midnight!!!!
#gravity falls#book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#stanley pines#grunkle stan#mabel pines#baby bill#Alex thank u for blessing us with him#he’s turning the raisins he got into stone#lil candy corn<3#adult bill is more like chucky#I have fallen victim to his manipulation#his shoes r untied with Stan’s costume cause he doesn’t know to how to tie then
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uhhh day 2: Sweets
#my art#starspaptober24#undertale#sans#papyrus#day 2: Sweets#i was inspired by a forbidden fic which shall remain unnamed#i would like to specify that the 37 bags of candy corn idea was not my own#the art is mine tho dont worry
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ahem. dear Sally,
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
#im looking Directly At Sally#i know what you are.... i see you you're not slick.....#i was looking at the spider and went 'oh hey the legs look kinda like the. kinda like the.... Motherfucker-'#SAME COLOR SCHEME TELL ME IM WRONG YOU CANT#THE BODY IS LITERALLY THE FIRST THREE COLORS#could be a coincidence but mmmmm thats a mighty big coinky dink right there#*slams these images onto the corkboard* THE DOTS HAVE BEEN CONNECTED#this is technically all heresay but im a lesbian sally truther we all know this#could be candy corn colors but its a biiiittttt on the nose dontcha think#welcome home#homebogging#absolutely unprompted#'im a thespian' only a coupla pronounciations off there sal cmon you can do it i believe in you
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boardtober day 2: candycorn or candy apple. i was gonna do candle apple but there really isnt much in terms of apple babs.. so, candy corn it is 🍬 sorry for how late this one is!
candy corn kitty (2010) with candycorn-themed stims!
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#oh how i would love a her someday#but she sells for like. literal thousands bc of her rarity#heartnosehalloween#mod moth [☃��]#stim#stimboard#build a bear#halloween#candy corn#cake#food#feathers#soap#cats#animals#whipped cream#drinks#orange#yellow#white#hands cw#queue
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day 1431
#amphibian#salamander#axolotl#halloween#fun halloween related fact#tangentially halloween related#when i first read homestuck way back i thought john would like. put candy corn on his head and become karkat#thats what i thought the trolls were
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ok do we fw this…
considering changing my blog theme to be more halloweenish Rubs my hands together with malicious intent
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I made a candy corn deer
article link I found the image in
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link from article (creative commons)
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Clem’s been busy in the pumpkin patch 🎃
#rottmnt#my art#my oc#Clementine the opossum#i can totally see todd and the fam growing a pumpkin patch this time of year#she makin jack o lanterns of everybody#if you were to ask her costume#She'd say its a candy corn ghost cuz the dress she’s wearing underneath the sheet is orange n yellow#and the ghost part is to match the white part of candy corn#which would sound like a cute lil kid thing to do (。·ω·。)ノ♡#Halloween#pumpkins#pumpkin patch
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Could you draw Fresh Coat and Candy Apples as wlw?
They definitely have a carnival stand at fairs
#mlpfim#mlp#mlp art#ask#ask blog#my little pony#mlp:fim#art#mod doodles#fresh coat#candy apples#fresh coat mlp#candy apples mlp#bro at first i was like this is so random lol until I noticed how matchy matchy their accessories are color wise...#one of my fav rarepairs rn#also! fresh coat has long ass ears because I headcanon her as a mul-e-corn LOL
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heartnosekid stimtober day 2: candied apples vs candy corn!
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#i HAD 2 include the sprinkles even tho they only have like 2 candy corns bc when i first saw them i thought they said “fangly”#stims#boards#silly.html#my boards#stim#stimboard#hands#food#fire#heartnosehalloween
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Ed's face before fully processing that someone complimented him
#fma#fma art#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#my art#freckles#fmab#i had to post this now before i started adding a bunch of extra crap#i finally got around to coloring in that sketch yall liked so much#hes such a pretty boi#pretty boi ed#candy corn eyes
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GUYS LOOK AT THE HALLOWEEN SANRIO BUILD-A-BEARS!!
#aaaaaaaaaa#i want them so bad#they're so cool#Like#Candy corn cinnamoroll??#i love them#Pip's barks#sfw interaction only
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My candycorn man on his candycorn beast with a candycorn friend.
#gw2#guild wars 2#candy corn#possibly my stupidest gw2 character#most of the year he just holds all the candy corn I might need#I don't exactly like candy corn as a candy but I do enjoy it aesthetically??
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candy corn cookie aka dotter
#chat I love her I give her a kiss on the forehead. this is me and sparkling's daughter FOR REAL#also i headcanon her as autistic (character that i like exists) BOOM autism be upon ye#dulce draws#🎃 candy corn 🍬#🍰 familial f/os#candy corn cookie#cookie run
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I want to drink the goo in the candy core weapons
#and i mean this irl not as The Commander Who Keeps Eating Weird Shit#although the commander would probably also like to#me and the commander sipping the candy corn goo out of a greatsword with comedically long halloween themed swirly straws#gw2#guild wars 2
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