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The crowd roared and its inhuman voice crashed over her like unending waves. She could see, from the corner of her eye where she could look if she craned her head just right, someone bearing a torch. To bring to her. To the pyre. Her stake.
Eilanore knew why she was there. Of course. The church had found her way of living and the beliefs of self-sufficiency and living together with nature a threat and had thus spun a story of witch craft and devil worship. No need to go into the details of the arrest and the questioning, the grimy and damp smell of the cellar would be haunting her forever.
Although maybe the fire would finally dry up the fluid that had gathered in her lungs, she thought. Or maybe it would make the fire burn slower, taking her life in a more agonising and drawn out fashion.
The torch bearer was taking his sweet time. Of course, one had to make a spectacle out of these things. Had to set an example. It was all so obvious, so clear, how could these people not see how the church was using them. It must be the fear, she thought. Fear of their god, fear of what came after. Fear of her.
Eilanore’d never preached much. Mostly lived by herself in a modest little house, single story, two rooms, one bed and one living room with a hearth she used for cooking. Her most prized possession though was her garden. Filled with vegetables, hardy thorn bushes filled with sweet berries, and a rather sizeable herb garden. She lived her life according to her own principles, and that appealed to some of the people from town. The way she was unmarried. The way she didn’t want to marry. The way she was happy.
That probably was what got her here, Eilanore reasoned. Which, to be fair, was true but not a very helpful thought.
“No, you fools, she can control the flames!”
Through the waves came this high-pitched scream, cutting through it like a knife and piercing her heart.
She’d never done any devil worshipping. She didn’t feel the need to. The earth, now her she worshipped. Loved even. But the whole god and heaven and angels, and demons, and the devil, she found far too farfetched. The earth she could see. The earth she could smell.
The earth she could feel.
She could feel the humming energy of nature all around her.
She often felt it while taking a walk through the forest after cleaning her house. She liked those little walks, they cleared her head, and she loved looking at the birds. She found the impish magpies funny, if a little brutish, the crows intelligent but not book smart, more of a life-experience-learned. The robins sung the most beautiful songs and she quite liked talking to them. The little wrens always looked so feisty yet so small. But her favourites, although she never admitted this to the others were the jackdaws. They were like the crows’ younger cousins, little rascals, but much smarter than you would think. One moment you’re laughing at their silly little looks, the next one of its friends has nicked your fresh baked pastries and is making off with it, you running after it.
Eilanore heard not so much as saw the torch light the fire. The waves were replaced by a wind. A whirl that tore at her dress and aimed to devour her.
She thought again of the jackdaws. Of the robins and the crows. Of her little clearing where the magpies always nagged on the sparrows. And of the feisty little wrens, looking like they were fuming on the sidelines.
The fire licked her dress but it didn’t feel hot. Warm, yes, but not that hot. Comforting. As if, the fire didn’t want to hurt her. She opened her eyes and looked down at the fire. It climbed up and towered over her, obscuring the faces of the roaring crowd behind, as if it was shielding her.
It seemed to ask a question. Not that she really heard a question, although… maybe she did. It certainly felt like one. And so she nodded.
And as she did the flames enveloped her, wrapping around her like a woollen blanket, and she closed her eyes. She felt her body start to tingle, the energy that had been humming around her suddenly collapsed in on her and she gasped.
She’d give them what they want. They wanted a devil, she’d give them one.
“You!” came a thundering voice from the roaring flames, which seemed to be pointing, in so far as flames can do such a thing, at the clergymen, who’d been getting more and more antsy in the back.
“Did you honestly think someone who worships He Who Rules Over That Place With All The Fire would be hurt by your pitiful little matchstick fort? Please. Now this is a real fire.”
The fire leaped over the crowd, giving them a spirited shower of hot embers, just to get them all riled up, and crashed through the stained glass window of the church on the South side of the square. Immediately the flames filled the cavernous halls with its light and heat, breaking out through the other windows with its long tendrils.
“Now this is a real fire. Look closely, maybe you’ll learn something.” The fire roared
It tore through the building, eating up walls and roof panelling, and yet it stayed away from the other houses on the square. Eilanore knew some of the families. She wanted to give a show, but she didn’t want to hurt them. They were nice. They cared.
As the church roared and groaned and started to slowly collapse inward the front doors opened and Eilanore walked out, framed by the bright light of the fire, which looked almost holy. She strode up to the clergymen, who had by now grabbed their rosaries and were fervently praying, not that it would help much.
Eilanore stopped in front of them and cast a long hard stare at each of them.
“Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone.” One by one they averted their eyes, unable to bear the piercing look of someone who had been touched by holy fire.
At least, that’s what they thought it was.
Really, she was just having a really good time.
And she was just getting started.
“Burn the witch! Burn the witch!” shouted the crowd, drowning out the distressed warnings of one person. “No, you fools! She can control the flames!”
#I have plenty of story ideas but they never really go anywhere.#This was just a silly thing my brain came up with when I read the prompt#I like birds was that clear#anyway don't expect much else from me#I'm just a meme reblogging blog
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Red Hood's one man war against his Twitter verification continues
(heads up: drugs+graphic threats of violence)
First //// prev //// next
Masterpost
++Plus a bonus I forgot from Jason's previous escapades
#go gonzo go!#birds on the bird app#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#duke thomas#stephanie brown#batposting#social media au#tw drugs#tw drug use#tw death threats#harper row#i think shed like strawberry switchblade#ignore that ive only listened to like 3 of their songs#this is my monthly reminder that jason todd WAS A DRUG LORD#also tried to make it clear that hes also like. “hey. please dont do hard drugs.” but also- its literally gotham
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after many years of being strong // may you have the chance to be gentle again
#simon blackquill#aura blackquill#athena cykes#ace attorney#more fanfi c deleted scenes :V this is how i deal w being stressed#i hope its clear theyre getting simons stuff from auras storage unit and putting aura's stuff in while shes in priso n#this sequence is also many headcannons deep. mainly that he was into birds before samurai stuff and also is autisti c#there's scholarship abt the correlation btwn being aut istic and tra ns. not that simon is but he mightve been Bad At Gende r in other ways#as in Let Me Bring My Soft Pink Thing To School. which might lead you to seek out more mas c interests at some point#like strong muscuIar men fighting each other with swords. A very manIy interest for someone whos 1000% straigh t of course#Also if you consider the timing and Auras whole Vibe I think you will agree she was a scene queen#my art
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Does Timmy have any regrets about becoming a fairy? Does he ever wish he never done it? Or at least wait until he was older?
The closest Timmy's ever gotten to wishing he had never done it was when his wings were growing out. He immediately felt guilt when he remembered about Peri. Timmy doesn't believe in having regrets. The only way through is forward, and the only way out is up!
If presented with a redo, Timmy would do it all over in a heartbeat.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop peri#peri#fop cosmo#cosmo#fop wanda#wanda#asks#itty bitties fop au#IT WASNT CLEAR BEFORE SO I TRIED VERY HARD TO MAKE IT CLEAR NOW#FAIRIES SLEEP IN BIG BIG BED NESTS!!!!#LOTS OF BLANKETS AND CUSHIONS AND PILLOWS AND STUFF#i originally had planned to show all fairy beds as like. hanging bird nests. sorta like hammocks but humongous#but then i realized that they sorta would feel like being in a butterfly net so i had to alter the idea somewhat#fairies has BIG beds full of soft comfy things#timmy had a normal human bed bcs coswan thought it would help him adjust. a sorta familiarity to his old home!#the day after this they exchanged it for a proper fairy bed
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hey in ur peri animatic: (https://youtu.be/OCqlRuDaXYU?si=K52WDu_vw9rg7chz) that I have been permanently obsessed over since today and have watched about 20 times by now so much that I have drawn & posted stuff based on it what was that partial bug form peri had?
I haven’t watched either of the show btw so if it’s explained in the show please tell me plsssss
OK, SO the bug thing is not technically canon to the series. It's based on my own headcanons for fairy biology, but i do have justifications for it!! Fairies have very strong shape-shifting abilities, so it would make sense that the form they show to humans isn't necessarily their true form(not to mention extreme that mimicry is very common in insects). And you want to know the visible traits almost every fairy has in common? Being very small with Insect-like wings.
The fact that their humanoid form isn't their true form in actually confirmed in the show! Cosmo and Wanda are revealed to look like biblically accurate pseudo-angels in the museum episode. (I say pseudo angels because the Flaming Sword of Eden is only debatably sentient and I don't think is considered an angel. Ophanim are also debatably not angels because they don't have wings (sorry for the angel tangent I like angels))
So wouldn't their true forms be angelic then? Well, yes. But I like bugs so. Also I have more headcanons to justify myself. I like to think that they have both a true-true form (incomprehensible to the human brain, probably exists mostly in a dimension invisible to us, that looks how we imagine biblically accurate angels), and a fairy form (which is visible to humans but is naturally very insect like and tends to scare people). So, in order to interact with humans, they have to learn to shapeshift into a humanoid form but will occasionally slip if they get too relaxed/aren't careful, hence the mandibles coming out when he yawns!
The reason they struggle so much more with human forms than the animals or objects they typically turn into is that, well, they aren't trying to convince those animals or objects. The more human they try to look, the harder it is to keep up convincingly. If you turn into a really uncanny squirrel, only other squirrels will notice. If you turn into a really uncanny human, they form a lynch mob and burn you at the stake.
#fop#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#headcanons#ok I think I said everything I wanted to#my brain has so many useless thoughts bouncing around in there#their bright colors would also imply that they are poisonous to eat#my personal theory is that Jorgen is half human idk how else to explain whatever he is. tall. no wings. that or he's something else entirel#maybe he's a higher rank of angel#fairies are definitely a type of angel in this world#but they don't seem to line up with any specific rank as far as I can tell#they behave most like I'd expect a Guardian angel to which could make Jorgen an Archangel or Principality#but Ophanims are in the first sphere of heaven which. uh I don't think it's right#to be clear I'm not even religious im just way too into angels#Uhhhh anyway I guess the moral of the story is that I did that just because I wanted to an because nobody could stop me#Actually Im just thinking about this now#I mostly drew baby poof without bug features to keep his design uncluttered visually#but fairies having naturally very human looking larva would explain how changelings happen#something something evolution. mutualism. those parasite birds. idk#ok im out of thoughts now seriously this time youre free now#speculative biology
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do you love the city you live in
#lobotomy corporation#limbus company#leviathan#project moon#for the record im positing that these abnormalities are built on common sentiments in the city#not that vergie's specifically referencing silent orchestra or anything like that#i actually dont know if dreaming current has anything to do with the ring's wacked out druggies but… the framing…#also the super obvious ones like the birds or the carmen-related ones aren't here because everyone knows about those already#the rudolta one is so interesting#the potential that the well of humanity draws from more than just humanity...#or maybe it was pulled from the mind of a child who lived in the outskirts#me post#also also this isn’t including all the clear parallels the limbus abnos have to stuff that happened in limbus#this is just for old stuff
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my friend was telling me about this movie she watched and the context around the first time she watched it.
she said "I watched it when my bird died". I heard "I watched it on my birthday".
I replied "oh cute!"
her face..
#WHY AM I LIKE THIS#CAN I SERIOUSLY PICK A STRUGGLE#GET ME OUT OF HERE#we did clear it up but for those few seconds SHE THOUGHT I THOUGHT HER BIRD DYING WAS CUTE#dia talks
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It doesn't quite sit well with me when parts of the fandom act as though they don't understand why, exactly, people become so hyper-defensive/are so hyper-sensitive when people bring up Mel being manipulative. It's because this trait has been weaponized to demean and disparage her at the expense of acknowledging any other nuance/facet about her character, and this also often goes hand-in-hand with ignoring the faults of other characters as to emphasize hers. The fact that Mel is a Black woman can not be put aside as a definitive factor as to why and how she's perceived the way she is—by both the fandom and the writers of the show. I would even argue that one of the show's original sins is a lack of understanding of the real-world intersections between race, class, and colonialism.
In regards to both Mel and Ambessa, this lack of understanding is evident in the writing. Writing that ignores the real-world implications of the Medardas and their social position relative to whiteness, which is one informed by socioeconomic and sociocultural disparities as a result of racism and misogyny. Yes, I understand it's a high fantasy show where things like racism don't exist, so to speak, but Arcane, like all media, is informed by the state of affairs of the world we live in. With classism—classism, which Black people are disproportionately victims of—being a core theme of the show (ostensibly), it's disingenuous to disregard the, from a Doylist perspective, haphazard nature of Mel's function in the narrative as a wealthy Black woman in a classist society juxtaposed against poor, oppressed white main characters (this also applies to Ambessa as a warmonger).
With that said, and harkening back to the beginning of this post, even if you're not bringing attention to Mel's flaws and complexities to demonize her, you have to acknowledge them in the context of her as a Black female character being written with little understanding of intersectionality and how they've been weaponized against her, which are the reasons people—specifically Black woman fans such as myself—are compelled to defend her (or even pretend these flaws don't exist. After all, it's never been a problem in fandom when non-black and male characters' flaws are erased/diminished. It can't suddenly become one now). It's easy to say Mel is a multi-faceted, three-dimensional character, thus, that's why downplaying her flaws is a disservice to her charcter, and this isn't an unreasonable point. However, it's harder to admit that the reason people point out these flaws is not always in the service of acknowledging her complexities but instead in the service of demonizing her due to internalized/unknown biases against Black women. In the end, no one has to like a character. No one even has to defend a character they don't like on principle. No one has to not be annoyed at the sanitization of a multidimensional character. But if those things are being done without an acknowledgement of how the perception of that character is mired by racism and misogyny—knowing or unknowing, from the writers on down—then maybe it's time to address some oversights or unpack some internalized biases before wondering why people feel the need to defend that character.
#arcane#mel medarda#fandom sexism#fandom racism#I feel like I've been transported to a parallel dimension when I'm privy to certain discourses on that bird app#and it's become very clear to me that many of you do not understand intersectionality or misogynoir#as a black queer woman it is very irritating to me to see queerness prioritized at the expense of race#as if these things can not and do not exist simultaneously#or shall I say white queerness is emphasized above all at the expense of addressing misogynoir#the disservice done to Mel's character is a result of that + the white centrist pov of the writing that enables broad perception of her#if she were a white man the politics of the show still wouldn’t be good but I can assure y'all#she'd be one of the most popular characters in the fandom#anyway im rambling#I love her#at the very least don't let christian linke touch her noxus spin-off
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Round 2 Final Stats:
Previously I said any group to earn over 900 points will move on to Round 3, however, I’m going to make it the Top 10 just to make it even. Plus, what’s an extra two species?
For the final stats, I’ve made a little graphic with some doodles to remind y’all what each class is. (Couldn’t use emojis for everyone because, alas, there are not enough unique ones to represent all these animal groups!) The full list is typed out under the read more though, as well as the extra stats for this round!
The top classes (or phylogenetic equivalents) have been ranked thusly, listed here from highest ranking to lowest:
🦈 Chondrichthyes ~ 1,509
🐀 Mammalia ~ 1,437
🐍 Reptilia ~ 1,183
🐙 Cephalopoda ~ 1,175
🐸 Lissamphibia ~ 1,002
🐠 Actinopterygii ~ 983
🦀 Malacostraca ~ 954
🕷 Arachnida ~ 913
🐞 Insecta ~ 908
Actinistia ~ 853
🐌 Gastropoda ~ 796
🫁 Dipnoi ~ 598
🦪 Bivalvia ~ 507
Myxini ~ 492
Chilopoda ~ 479
Branchiopoda ~ 443
Polyplacophora ~ 427
Petromyzontida ~ 412
Pycnogonida ~ 405
Copepoda ~ 308
Ascidiacea ~ 394
Diplopoda ~ 393
Ostracoda ~ 278
Collembola ~ 272
Thecostraca ~ 253
Pauropoda ~ 246
Appendicularia ~ 229
Leptocardii ~ 222
Remipedia ~ 194
Symphyla ~ 166
Solenogastres ~ 164
Tergomya ~ 158
Scaphopoda ~ 142
Tantulocarida ~ 139
Cephalocarida ~ 134
Mystacocarida ~ 115
Caudofoveata ~ 110
Diplura ~ 94
Protura ~ 83
Ichthyostraca ~ 83
Our Top 10 Classes are Chondrichthyes, Mammalia, Reptilia, Cephalopoda, Lissamphibia, Actinopterygii, Malacostraca, Arachnida, Insecta, and Actinistia!
This means Chondrichthyes, Mammalia, Reptilia, Cephalopoda, Lissamphibia, Actinopterygii, Malacostraca, Arachnida, Insecta, and Actinistia will be moving on to Round 3, and broken up by Order (or some other phylogenetic equivalent).
Extra Stats:
Arthropod Class Pycnogonida (“sea spiders”)
~ was the first group of Round 2
~ was the first arthropod group of Round 2
~ had the highest amount of dislikes at 20
~ had the highest amount of hates at 5
Arthropod Class Symphyla (“garden centipedes”)
~ had the highest percentage of likes at 45%
Arthropod Class Ichthyostraca (“fish lice” and “tongue worms”)
~ had the highest percentage of dislikes at 9.1%
~ had the highest percentage of hates at 2.6%
Arthropod Class Mystacocarida (“mustache shrimp”)
~ had the lowest amount of loves at 13
~ had the lowest percentage of loves at 7.9%
~ had 0 hates
~ had the least reblogs at 8
~ had the least notes at 21
Arthropod Class Ostracoda (“seed shrimp”)
~ had 0 hates
~ received exactly 200 votes
Arthropod Class Copepoda (copepods)
~ had 0 hates
Arthropod Class Malacostraca (“crabs”, “lobsters”, “shrimp”, etc)
~ had the third most reblogs at 55
~ had the highest percentage of loves at 52.8%
~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates
~ was the highest ranked Arthropod class
Arthropod Class Tantulocarida (tantulocarids)
~ had the highest amount of neutral votes at 91, along with Caudofoveata
Arthropod Class Cephalocarida (“horseshoe shrimp”)
~ had 0 hates
Arthropod Class Remipedia (remipedes)
~ had 0 hates
Arthropod Class Collembola (“springtails”)
~ had 0 hates
Arthropod Class/Order Protura (“coneheads”)
~ had the least votes at 125
~ had the lowest amount of favorites at 1
~ had the lowest percentage of favorites at 0.8%
~ had 0 hates
Arthropod Class Insecta (insects)
~ had 0 dislikes
Chordate Class Leptocardii (“lancelets”)
~ was the first Chordate group of Round 2
~ had 0 hates
Chordate Class Ascidiacea/Thaliacea (“sea squirts”, “salps”, “pyrosomes”, etc.)
~ had 0 hates
Chordate Class Appendicularia (“larvaceans”)
~ had 0 hates
Chordate Class Chondrichthyes (“cartilaginous fish”)
~ had the most votes at 415
~ had the highest amount of loves at 181
~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates
~ had the most reblogs at 105
~ had the most notes at 235
~ was the highest ranked group of chordates
Chordate Class Actinistia (“coelacanths”)
~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates
~ was the first single genus (Latimeria) to be ranked
Chordate Class Dipnoi (“lungfish”)
~ had the highest amount of likes at 104
~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates
~ contained the first of my personal favorites (Australian Lungfish) to be eliminated 🥲
Chordate Class Lissamphibia (amphibians)
~ had the lowest amount of neutral votes at 1, along with Reptilia and Gastropoda
~ had the lowest percentage of neutral votes at 0.4%, along with Reptilia and Gastropoda
~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates
Chordate Class Reptilia (reptiles)
~ had the lowest amount of neutral votes at 1, along with Lissamphibia and Gastropoda
~ had the lowest percentage of neutral votes at 0.4%, along with Lissamphibia and Gastropoda
~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates
Chordate Class Mammalia (mammals)
~ had the highest amount of favorites at 258
~ had the highest percentage of favorites at 80.6%
~ had the lowest amount of likes at 4
~ had the lowest percentage of likes at 1.2%
Molluscan Class Polyplacophora (“chitons”)
~ was the first Mollusc group of Round 2
~ had 0 hates
Molluscan Class Solenogastres (solenogasters)
~ had 0 hates
Molluscan Class Caudofoveata (caudofoveatans)
~ had the highest amount of neutral votes at 91, along with Tantulocarida
~ had the highest percentage of neutral votes at 58%
Molluscan Subclass Tergomya (tergomyans)
~ had 0 hates
Molluscan Class Cephalopoda (cephalopods)
~ had the second most reblogs at 66
~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates
~ was the only molluscan class to make it into the Top Ten
Molluscan Class Scaphopoda (“tusk shells”)
~ had 0 hates
Molluscan Class Gastropoda (“snails” and kin)
~ had 0 dislikes and 0 hates
~ had the lowest amount of neutral votes at 1, along with Lissamphibia and Reptilia
~ had the lowest percentage of neutral votes at 0.4%, along with Lissamphibia and Reptilia
Molluscan Class Bivalvia (bivalves)
~ had 0 dislikes
#Thanks for voting!#Statistics#extras#poll results#round 2#I’ve made my peace with most of these but#i’m still grumpy about the millipedes tho#like really#y’all put copepods higher than them#also what happened to all the people who got arthropoda to win the first round#where’d you go#to be clear though I AM happy for the ones who did move forward#i am very proud to still have arachnids with us#and I’m excited to vote on all the different birds and insects#we can’t just do all of them or I’d be here all day lol
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it is kind of crazy to me that we live in such a polarized, absurdly nationalistic, patriotic country and yet when evidence that nearly 50% of bald eagles, our national bird and icon of America, suffer from chronic lead poisoning and one third from acute lead poisoning there is not some massive outcry to fix this instantly. people are just like nooooooo but i wanna keep using lead fishing weights :((((( and the NRA is like over my dead body will you take our lead ammunition
like obviously this affects other types of animals too but i would've thought that the bald eagle would be THE charismatic species for the USA to take action on behalf of but. nope
#THERES ALTERNATIVES TO LEAD FISHING SINKERS AND LEAD AMMUNITION ALREADY OUT THERE!!!#they have their own drawbacks (such as more expensive ammunition) but like. i just cant get into the mindset#of wanting to watch wildlife die horrible deaths just to save a few bucks on bullets#im having a Moment today about this#and the other stuff i posted#btw the exposure pathway is:#lead fishing sinkers in water bodies -> get swallowed by fish -> wildlife eats fish (such as birds of prey)#or lead ammunition -> animal gets shot with it -> other animals scavenge the carcass and ingest bits of lead shot#to be clear this is a major source of research and there are MANY articles about this#i'm just (naievely) surprised it hasnt been able to translate into truly widespread action#every right wing person who's ever put an eagle on something for nationalistic reasons should be banned until they fix this#(which would then fix it for other wildlife too)#make america great again: STOP POISONING THE EAGLES#but noooo aahaahah the NRA is in everyone's pockets#environmental science
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GUYS IT'S VIVI, IT'S VIVI- SHE'S TRYING TO TELL Y'ALL WHERE SHE IS- IT'S VIVI- WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EAST BLUE GANG- IT'S VIVI
ROBIN MY LOVE REMEMBER IT PLEASE 😭🙏🏼 WHY DON'T THEY TELL EACH OTHER THIS KIND OF SHIT!!!
#I WHOLEHEARTEDLY BELIVE IT'S HER#THE MARK ISNT VISIBLE OTHERWISE LIKE NOT ON LUFFYS ARM#VIVI IS WITH THAT FAGGOT BIRD#THE NEWSPAPER GUY SO SHE CAN MESS W IT#SHE'S SENDING THE STRAWHATS A MESSAGE#PLUS ITS THE ONLY CLEAR THING ON THE PIC#LUFFYS BODY IS BLURRY#IT'S HERRRRRRR#*rips shirt*#one piece#monkey d luffy#gear 5 luffy#sun god nika#nico robin#one piece franky#brook#jimbei#dorry one piece#nefertari vivi#one piece manga
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Hiname makes a poor decision or three? Was the first poor decision trusting the twins with anything ever?
From this ask game
Oh boy ok this is a messy one actually, and a bit on the angstier side
So like, basically: this one is a vague plan for a cut chapter of wolves of the woods where an 18/19 year old Hiname spirals, tries to convince Haruka to sleep with her, then gets momed instead as Haruka pretty much goes "ahahaha so we aren't doing that actually <3"
With that said, copy pasted from my notes app:
Summary// Her wolves were dead, their blood on her hands. Ichigo was years gone, for all her mismatched eyes still haunted her. Her plans to abolish the caged bird seal have hit a wall she can't seem to break. Rapidly spiraling, Hyuuga Hiname propositions one Hatake Haruka. Haruka is less than amused.
+ general notes:
(Haruka guides Hiname to a room and sits her down on the bed. Hiname is practically shaking. But Haruka just tucks her in and leaves, coming back in a little bit with soup. Hiname is ?????? But Haruka goes "clearly you've lost your mind, silly :)" Haruka asks her why she doesn't just sleep w that servant of hers thats always following her around but Hiname says it's like. Wrong. She wouldn't know how to say no, she's too loyal. Hiname can't put her in that position. Haruka just pauses and pats Hiname's head and goes, "You're a good girl, Hiname." This does not help Hiname feel any less mortified about her current situation.
And some actual writing:
Haruka stopped. Looked at Hiname, really looked at her. The notch that had been taken out of her lip the month prior had only just finished healing. Her chipped tooth flashing from behind the sliced skin as her lips flattened into a frown. "You're... propositioning me." Haruka said, for once devoid of amusement. "I am." Haruka cocked her head. "I'm not unaware of the effect I have on kids your age." Hiname's face practically lit up red. "I'm not a kid, I'm—" "Yes, yes, oh wow you're so old, a whole eighteen! How wonderful for you. I am, however, more than three times your age." "Well—" Hiname floundered for a moment. "How old do I have to be?" "Normally?" Haruka tapped her lips, humming. "I mean, I don't usually ask, but if they tell me the number or I can guess it we'll enough, at least 25, preferably. I might give lower 20's a shot, if it's a one time thing and they seem to know what they want. For you though?" She propped her head up on her palm, humming theatrically as Hiname's fidgeting increased, growing more and more impatient with every second Haruka dragged on. Finally, Haruak smiled sunnily, and tapped Hiname's nose. "Mmmm... 30." "30—!?" Hiname gaped, and Haruka's grin only grew. "Yes, come back to me when you're 30, and maybe I'll give you a chance." "But— But— I'll probably be dead by then! You'll probably be dead by then!" 30 was an ambitious age for any shinobi, never mind whatever number Haruka would be on by the time Hiname got so far. "Well not with that attitude!" Haruka mocked. "What?"
So. First off. Midway through writing this post I got distracted and decided to draw older Hiname. So. Take this:
Hiname my beloved ,, she deserves to pull some dumb bitch moves as she struggles to keep herself afloat, trying her best to find a road that will allow her to abolish the caged bird seal at only 18/19. (Not that it'll bring her anything but an untimely death of her own, rip)
I think she gets to become especially close with Haruka after the twins deaths, not just bc of naturally going for her for the comfort of a trusted older woman figure in her life but also like. Bc part of her "let's get rid of this fucking seal" plan involves approaching other clan heads for political backing, which Haruka readily gives her without any strings attached.
She's one of the few allies Hiname has left in the world that are behind her 100%, just because they support her and her cause
Haruka will not, however, be giving her the time of day in any sort of romantic or sexual way. Sorry Hiname! She's known u since you were a kid, that's fucking weird for her.
She will instead take this opportunity to pick you up, declare you daughter shaped, and put you in her pocket (and continue to prove that anyone she decides to consider daughter shaped is doomed to die an early death. Oops! Should have learned with Shiruka, idk)
Tbh I think there's just a lot of good space and potential for an interesting story to tell in like. The messes we can make as lonely human people, especially in our most stressed moments.
Hiname just wants some company from someone she can truly trust, and maybe deep down she chose to approach Haruka bc she knew that Haruka would treat her right— which in this case, meant telling her no (like a responsible adult) and trying to help her explore her options and talk through her feelings
In media I'll often see similar stories of some young adult throwing themselves at a much older person, and I do think it can be interesting and fun to see from a story telling standpoint.
But also like— age and the history of the people at play should play into a dynamic like that, and it always annoys me a little when it's not brought up, or just brushed over, or when it is played into its not played into enough— like, cmon guys if you're gonna go down that route at least make it interesting!!! You have all the ingredients for some prime soap opera drama, why aren't you using them to their fullest potential???
So anyways. I think it'd be fun to try to tell one of those stories— but then it turns out that the adult having a young woman throw herself at them is actually (gasp, shock, I know) a normal fucking person who doesn't want to fuck a girl she's arguably been close with since she was 15.
Maybe it's catharsis for every time I end up screaming at my computer screen watching Kennie JD summarize a shitty tubi movie where a guy readily fucks a girl he's known since she was a minor while he was in his late 20s. Maybe this is my own fix it version of that story where the guy isn't a creep.
Who knows.
So like, circling back to ur original ask. Actually, you were actually right actually bc Hiname's first mistake really was trusting the twins (to survive) <3
Anyways. In summary:
(I've been waiting to post that one for a while FJFBSOBFKSNDKS)
#hesitated to post this one bc of the subject matter but like#ive posted iffier content before and this arguably has a good message / resoloution#to be clear tho i am a freak who thinks older woman / younger woman relationships are fun (in media)#this isnt an anti that post i want to make that clear#i love older women !!!!!#i am around Hiname's age and would also throw myself at Haruka lets be real#naruto#birds fic talk#naruto shippuden#naruto oc#hatake haruka#hyuuga hiname#hatake oc#hyuuga oc#early konoha#art#birds ocs#wolves of the woods#ask game#ao3
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purgatory fanart of that one scene where phil loses his wings for the second time
#bolas rojas my beloved#also phil destroying his wings to save someone and proceeding to be completely unbothered by it makes me laugh#didn't come out as originally intended but i like it anyway#especially tubbo#i like how he came out even if originally we were meant to see his face#fanart#art#drawing#mcyt#mcyt fanart#qsmp#philza#philza minecraft#bolas rojas#purgatory qsmp#qsmp fanart#Phil's wearing a gas mask btw I don't think i made it very clear given the lack of detail#he was originally sketched to not have one and i drew it in within the last 20 minutes of finishing this#quackity smp#he's also dive bombing like a bird does#which again was clearer in the first draft cause he was smaller
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i keep having this problem with grian and vash fanart bc it’s like oh which blonde* nonhuman guy with a wing motif red clothing and a dark-haired partner is it this time
*technically i think grian is more dirty blonde/light brown but surprisingly this does not help as much as you would think
#bird noises#trigun#grian#vash the stampede#life series#i guess?#the main difference is eye color but i always fucking forget eye color#i usually rely on face & hair shape but sometimes that doesnt help bc artstyle#i was SURE this piece of fanart was vash yesterday bc he had white and brown wings on his cheekbones and what looked like#the tristamp jacket on#ive never seen anyone put wings on grian’s face and also half the time they’re parrot wings#it was grian tho#it was EPIC fanart of grian to be clear i am not dunking on the artist at all i just think this is rlly funny
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people who are regularly cooking things for breakfast as their most common meal are like a different species to me. you do that every day? you live like this?
#i generally won't do anything that involves a stove even for lunch much less BREAKFAST. what's wrong with you#like i'm impressed i just can't fathom it#to be clear i like cooking! but i'm not doing it MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY.#who's got the time to make a full on Meal for breakfast lunch and dinner. that's what leftovers were invented for.#cereal. fruit. yoghurt. beef jerky. mixed nuts.#random bits of stuff out of your fridge that you assemble like the world's worst charcuterie board and pick at like a bird.
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Double Dorredt !
#featuring human AU#I’m gonna do Kosmos at somepoint to#human Dorredt uses he/they/she pronouns w a preference for he#my beautiful masc with absolutely no swagger#I debated giving him tattoos like a Sri Lankan blue magpie one bc bird#but I just don’t know if dorredt would be a tattoo guy yknow#I’m excited to play w Kosmos’s design bc she is less clear in my head#I just know she’s gonna be built like a brick shithouse#if a brick shithouse was also covered in soft quilts#she is big soft girl!!#her hair is I think what’s killing me bc I’m torn between a v v short cut#or long hair that she keeps in a bun#both are cute#signalis#elster#signalis oc#signalis lstr#art#my art#dorredt#blorbo tag#digital art#artists on tumblr
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