#I legit just woke up and this already made my day lol

[thatonepikminperson]

hi pikmin um. you're such a scrunkly scrimblo a little. spoingle maybe even a mipy

Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slide bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn hug ya, and wowza woulnd't that be a lovely juncture huh? Do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a lovely juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, if you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get very friendly with you my friendly friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.

(I'd love to let you know that I had to look up several of these words I think I'm what people would call 'old' damn. Thank lol. Here, take an image from my phone)

[portgasdwrld]

Strawhat reactions to a chiropractor or massage therapist joining their crew? (Sfw) I know they get injured and could use it.

I love those random ideas lately 😭helps me out if my writer block💕

📂Strawhat + chiropractor/massage therapist reader joining their crew

Mostly them reacting to you proposing them a session

Luffy

He’s so fucking excited. He’s jumping everywhere, begging to be your first client. He’s already laying down in your office to have his body cracked, but then you realize as you do it that his body is literally made of rubber and it’s impossible for you to work on him. When you tell him the news, he’s whining and tells you to try again😭 He’s all pouty so you decide to massage him and that put him out to sleep real quick. He went from sulking to sleeping. When he woke up, he commented about how good this was and truly he never felt this alive in a while.

Zoro

He would totally refuse at first and complain about how he doesn’t need it and how he only needs to rest a little (a good nap), and he will be fine. But then you actually try to convince him to do it, as you saw how much his body had to go through with his training, the battles, his poor sleep position… He finally agrees only after Chopper tells him how it can better his performance and make him feel more relaxed. He barely admits that it did in fact made him feel better, but now he jumps to the occasion whenever you propose it 🚶🏻‍♀️

Nami & Robin

The girls are so freaking happy especially Nami. She pretty much asks you for a session whenever she feels sore after working hard on maps or when she had to fight. She chats to you about life and tell you some gossips. She loves to make conversation and treat it a bit like a spa day.

Robin was down to try it, but she usually use her devil fruit if she feels sore somewhere and need to release some built up tension, because of stress or battles. Basically, she never needed someone for that, but after Nami told her how amazing you were, she gave it a try. She’s mostly silent and take this time to relax her body and empty her thoughts.

Usopp

He’s a bit scared at first because he heard some people talk about horror stories at the chiropractor. He heard some people got their bones cracked with no going back to normal or how some doctor were secretly psychopath 💀💀💀 To say the least, he really didn’t see the appeal to risk his life like this 😔 If you poke fun at his ego, he might do it just to prove it to you that he isn’t scared (his legs are shaking the moment he enters your office). He has difficulty relaxing which put you off , You have to wait for couple minutes, make him sips some relaxing tea. When it finally happens, he’s bragging about how cool it is and how everyone should do it🙄 there is legit nothing to be scared off pfff???

Sanji

I don’t know why, but I get the feel Sanji would somewhat be shy 😭 When you ask him if he wanna have a session to help with his stress, he would just look at you like 😳?? He would try to make analogy to food, like it’s a bit like how he hit(?) the meat before cooking it so it’s tender, but in that case it’s gonna make him relaxed. You kinda just stare and nod because whut 😭 He honestly could use it with all the cooking he does and the fights. He loved it but he got flustered a lot. He was red-shy when he left 🚶🏻‍♀️

Brook

He’s a skeleton.

Franky

Finally FRANKYYY, this man was BORN for this. He is so excited and is so talkative. He asks you when you started and why did it became your profession. He pretty much tell you to only focus on the back of his body because it’s less solid than the rest of his cyborg body. So you went in for a massage and he’s really vocal through it. As it ends, he tells you he’s happy you joined and he will be a regular which makes you laugh because you two are literally on the same boat lol 😭

[lover-of-mine]

I want to know about your dream about ryliver pulling a beliza ! Because earlier this year I had one similar except it was like a year after the show ended and buddie had gone ambiguously canon (as in they moved together called each other family and partners and their last shot together was holding hands and in my dream 911 was still on fox when the show ended ) and then a year later Oliver posted a bunch of bts post /pictures and one of them was him and Ryan kissing and everyone was like ??!!! But since he likes chaos he just posted a Instagram stories confirming the picture was real And then a day later Ryan made a live talking about how much the show meant to him (and you could listen sometimes Oliver voice in the background in the kitchen Ryan ignored every comment mention about it ) and then by the end of it he went btw Oliver and I have been together on off since 2021 and the reason why buck and Eddie didn’t kiss was because we had a pretty dramatic break up halfway filming the last season , and then Oliver appeared and said like and you went back with your and Ryan was like 🙄for a week and then I went to your house the night before our last day filming to get back together didnt I? And Oliver said something like yeah you did a very Eddie diaz speech and then Ryan laughed and said like well it worked and he ended the live there because he likes chaos as well

OH MY GOD IM OBSESSED WITH YOUR DREAM SKSPKSPSKSPAKA The chaos would be fun as fuck, after we moved past the shock. But my Ryliver pulling a beliza dream was much simpler simply because dream me was in such shock I woke up lol. But basically, buddie went canon, the episode was suspiciously close to my own buddie begins fantasies, which makes sense since it was literally my dream, but then the episode ended, everyone was already loosing their shit, and then Oliver and Ryan posted a collaborative thing on Instagram hard launching their wedding. It was a very artistic photo with the bands aligned and I legit freaked out so hard in the dream I woke up lol. But in my dream they legit pulled a beliza. My subconscious ripped that situation off for real kwpsksoskspskos

[benefits1986]

The Youngest Tita In Club Dread

Went to the burial of a travel buddy's dad this weekend. Had the timelines mixed up because I'm currently living my life based on man hours and crazy sleep schedule. Anyhow, as an introvert who usually get a remark that my look changed again, I had to ask assistance from my other travel buddy to give context to those I've met previously. LOL. This experience was rather a curious one because mom kept connecting with me the past weeks. This is something she has not done in the 11 going 12 years that she has been gone. LOL. At first, her presence was subtle. As I tried to brush her off, the presence grew louder and louder. In fact, one of the pinnacles of her attempt was when I was peeing. But, she didn't stop there. While I was in an alignment call with my boss, she told me that she heard a sweet-voiced hello. Guess what? I'm working from home. I'm home alone. LOL. I guess, it's her way of telling me a good number of things, which brings me to this curious Saturday. When you lose a parent, suddenly, strangers who have the same experience become part of your radar. As an introvert who chooses to be an extrovert for the bills and the life after the bills, this is an instant small talk. Over the years, I've learned to master this approach in lieu of being more intentional. My travel buddy (not the one who's burying his dad) is generally very sunny. When the speeches are on going, she swallowed and sighed. Moments later, she teared up. I was about to give her tissue, but of course, as an independent girly, she reached her bag and pulled out her tissue. I got goosebumps all over as I got whacked about the reality of losing parents because my age group is bound to go full blast on being adults. I held back the emotions, of course; but this time around, I allowed myself to be more present in the moment. I exited though to vape because it's getting overwhelming. The group was composed of seniors and to my surprise, when I was introduced to my travel buddies' LG (light group) friends, I was the youngest. Since I work in digital and started my career late, I usually work with people younger and way younger than me. I was wide-eyed because these ladies are legit like me. They thought I'm in my 20s. HUHUHUHUHUHU. I said that I'm 37 already. They replied: Ay nako, ambata mo pa! HAHAHAHAHHA. Napahiya talaga ako. LOL.

The first bout of getting to know questions panned out quickly. Uterus status. Blood works. The Corrs. Meetings after the Corrs. Backpacking. Singlehood and jowa hunt season or the lack of thereof. More health ganaps and why getting a check up is always a GO and a NO. Losing parents and feeling as though it was just yesterday when the years flew by. There's something about this Saturday that made me see why mother dragon reached out. You see, her last day on earth was no less than my birthday. Her firstborn's first cry as a human being. It's also her second time to give birth because the official first was a miscarriage. DAMN. This Saturday, the dad of my travel buddy celebrated his 77th birthday. And I was not informed! The emotions are running wild inside me as I maintained my RBF. Perhaps, mother dragon knew I'd be spiraling again so she needed to put her game face on. Maybe just maybe, she had to move out of her safe zone to keep me out of the danger zone, the rabbit hole. The emotions ran too high and too low yesterday, but today, I woke up feeling good vibes. I felt mom's hug and claws once again, but this time, I welcome it in good faith in spite my default ---bad faith. Perhaps, I am indeed healing. Perhaps, wounded healers come together to heal better and faster. Bakit ang lambot natin for this weekend? LOL. Peace, love, rakenrol to the world and to the moon and to infinity and beyond.

Also, pa-check up na ba ako? Hahahahahahaha. Abangan.

[purplesurveys]

1669

What made you happy in the last 24 hours? Getting home has never made me happier as it did yesterday. After dealing with a 2 AM calltime and a 7-hour hike, I was just SO happy to see my mom and sister and play with the dogs and lie down on the floor and take a shower and nurse all my battle wounds from the hike and finally SLEEP. I legit slept for like 15 hours save for the quick time I woke up at 10 PM last night to eat something.

What was the last book you read? Around the World in Eighty Days but I don’t think I’ve resumed reading it since January...

What was the most fun thing you did in the last 24 hours? I watched a live feed of Yoongi’s third show of the tour this morning. I wouldn’t have done so since I really only had to see the premiere show (which I already did last Thursday), but word was spreading that Jimin was at earlier’s show so I had to see if they were doing Tony Montana haha.

Anyway, he joined the show just as a viewer and there was no collab performance but I had a lot of fun still.

Have you done anything adventurous lately? The hiking thing I guess but I felt furthest from adventurous.

What was the last thing you regretted doing (or not doing)? Ordering too much rice for my hiking party yesterday. My first wave of orders went by QUICKLY and like half of the group clearly needed more food to eat, so I made an order for more rice but by the time it came, everyone was starting to say they were full -_____- So then we had rice good for like 15 people that nobody was touching and it all felt like a big waste. Luckily they all felt the same and everyone just kinda took their own portion for takeout lol.

What was the most delicious food you ate in the last 24 hours? BAGNET KARE-KARE HOLY FUCK. I’ve been eating kare-kare my entire life but I’ve only ever had the kind where it’s all the soft parts of the beef, but yesterday I finally got to try the bagnet version and oh my fucking god changed the actual trajectory of my life. I’m itching to go back to that restaurant to have it again.

Do you like the way your hair looks right now? It’s the way it usually looks when the weather is nearly 40ºC, so meaning to say I hate how it looks but I don’t really have a choice.

Do you think it rains too much where you live? There’s a time of the year where it’s supposed to rain too much, but apart from that, no.

What color is your laptop? Silver/grey. Is your computer slow? Is it having problems? It’s a 2015 model so it’s definitely run its course, but apart from a considerably poorer battery life and not being eligible for newer software updates, it’s fine. I never use my personal laptop except to take surveys anyway so there’s also no reason for me to be shopping for a new one either.

Do you worry a lot, or do you live carefree? Somehow I am a mix of both, if that makes any sense. I overthink a lot, but when things go wrong it’s also easy for me to think “if it happens, it happens.” Like I can’t change the past anyway, so I just move on. 

I still think it’s an improvement from my past self though – all I used to do is worryworryworry and then let regret eat me up when I make mistakes.

Do you have a Bible that’s falling apart? We still have the actual Bible that was used for my parents’ wedding 26 years ago – but I wouldn’t say it’s falling apart. It’s just that the pages smell very, well, old book-y, which is expected.

What did the last pair of earrings you wore look like? I haven’t worn earrings and even clip-ons in years but if I had to guess, the last pair was my favorite hoop clip-ons.

What is the next fun thing you are planning to do? I’m watching a wrestling show tonight – which I honessssstly want to cancel on since my entire body is screaming in pain – but I don’t want to flake on Andi lol so I’m going. It should be fun anyway; Tajiri is on the card so that’s exciting.

Do you suffer from chronic pain? No.

What was the last thing you did outside? I had an OC moment and went out twice to check if my car’s interior light was on. I’m pretty obsessive about that these days because a couple of weeks ago it was my mom who forgot to turn the light off, so then a whole weekend passed and when I started the car the next time I took it out, it wouldn’t start anymore haha.

Do you need to clean your room? No, it’s fine right now.

Have you ever read the Bible all the way through? No.

Do you collect mason jars? No. I remember when that was a fad...

What was the last thing you decorated? The living room.

What’s on your floor? Napping dogs.

What was the last piece of candy you ate? A brownie bar, if that counts?? I know that’s not candy though lol

Are you wearing shorts right now? No because I’m headed out in like 2 hours anyway. I really want to wear shorts though :((((

Who was your first best friend? Kaye.

Who was/is your last or current best friend? Angela, Andi.

Do you have a best friend currently? Yep.

Are you lonely? No.

Have you spent most of your life lonely? No, I wouldn’t say most.

Did you answer your phone in the last 24 hours? Yes and no? I ignored all work calls that came through, but when my mom video called yesterday I had no problem picking that up.

What’s your favorite magazine to read? I don’t really read them anymore, unless Weverse Magazine comes out with something new OR if there’s a foreign magazine that publishes a BTS interview. Even then I don’t have a favorite.

What color is the sky right now? Blue.

Do you like the name Skye? No. That -e makes me want to grind my teeth. Do you want to have kids? Continued from yesterday. I would love to, but I don’t think it’s in the cards anymore.

When was the last time you ate taffy? Not sure...I don’t have those a lot at all. It’s probably been years.

Name three toppings you like on a salad. Spicy mayo, croutons, and...idk those are all I can think of. I don’t have salads frequently.

Do you like pineapple? One of my least favorite food in just every context. Hate it as a flavor, hate it on my pizza, as a juice...

Would you rather visit Asia or Europe? Europe would be a nice once-in-a-lifetime trip, but culture and cuisine wise I really prefer to go around Asia.

Do you know anyone who travels all the time? Yes, a handful of people.

Do you think it’s selfish to travel all the time, when most people can’t? For me, it depends on the context. I have a co-worker a couple positions above me who is almost always exclusively traveling for leisure and living out their hobbies and it’s honestly very baffling because it’s like hello? we are in the same workplace and every other employee is dying at how fast-paced everything is? how are you in Korea for the 107th time? are you still employed maybe I just missed the memo?? hahaha. Would you ever consider studying abroad? Maybe for a masters, yeah; but back in college I never thought about it as it didn’t seem worth the eventual hassle of getting delayed.

What was the last thing you ate? Pasta with tuna and broccoli. Are you happy with your life right now? It’s a solid 7/10 right now. I’m comfortable, but am also feeling like life has been too routine-y lately; it’s why I’m really excited for my Thailand and Malaysia trips. More than seeing Yoongi, I also just feel like I’m long overdue a vacation even if it’s just a bit short of two weeks.

What color was your first phone? The case was red but I don’t actually recall what color the actual model was.

Do you remember your high school locker combination? Continued again from the night before. I actually don’t. Knowing how big of a fangirl I was in high school though (I still am, but you get me lol) it was most likely either 319 or 904.

If you’re a YouTuber, list three companies you’d like to sponsor you. 24 Chicken, School Tteokbokki, and Yabu.

Do you miss someone? My dad.

If applicable, how long did it take you to grieve the loss of your best friend? A little over six months. I thought it would be a lifetime long, but fortunately I was surrounded by a great support system who helped walk me out of it.

Do you wear flip-flops? Only when I go outside to briefly do an outdoor chore or am at the beach.

Which do you like better: cacti, palm trees, or maple trees? I don’t have a preference.

What type of tree do you see most of where you live? I don’t actually know; they all look the same to me.

Have you ever seen fireflies? Yes.

Can you see the moon from your bedroom window? Nope.

[monkeytrick]

Literally like. No joke, I woke up, one of the first things I did was save this post as a draft. Went and walked around before work, listened to this album again after already having listened to it 5 times last night lol. Kept thinking like “hmm I wonder what it’d be like to meet Steve Albini irl”, went to work, went on break, and then saw that he DIED and actually legit considered calling off for the rest of the day bc it made me so shocked and distraught. I mean. I didn’t LOL but yknow. I actually don’t think I’ve ever reacted this negatively to a celebrity death in my life. Like ever. The closest times I can think of are when Ryuichi Sakamoto and Tom Verlaine died but even then those were like. A while after I had been really interested in them and neither were people I knew too much about. I had JUST gotten to the point where I was starting to listen to way more of Steve Albini’s work though — I mean I still have a lot to go through! But it’s like. Man he was so heavily connected to my current special interest to the point I think one could consider him a TJL member. He was such an important influential figure which I’m sure everyone has said already but what the fuck dude. He had a NEW ALBUM COMING IN LIKE A WEEK FUCK MY LIFE!!!

Remember what it used to be like When all we did was eat and fuck I let you shave my pussy You let me paint your dick You were always late for work You said it didn't matter Then after a while I guess it did start to matter

[milkybunbuns]

fights with nekoma

w/ Kuroo, Kenma, Lev, Yaku and Yamamoto - gn! reader

w/c: 1.5 K - about 300 per character

warnings: A lil bit of fighting amongst you and your fav bois :((

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RAINBOW masterlist!

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Okay, so we’re starting with the amazing scheming captain

He is literally the most wonderful boyfriend and will make sure you’re alright and show you off all the time

But recently he’s been really stressed with nationals coming up and the workload of almost heading into uni

One day he gets back from volleyball practice - Lev was being super annoying and managed to spill water everywhere which he had to clean up and Yamamoto has slammed into him when spiking

So to say the least, he was very angry

You felt that ✨ v i b e ✨coming from him

So, as his ever so wonderful s/o, you walked up to him to comfort him

He was still by the doorway taking off his shoes, he didn’t even bother to call out your name

He probably didn’t notice you either, too busy in his thoughts

So then, when you touch him, he jolts

You ask him what’s wrong

He tells you to back off

You ignore him cause you have to be there for him through thick and thin

That really pisses him off more that he already was and that was the last straw for his patience

This boi was sick of life, he was annoyed and angry

He starts going off at you, telling you how you’re so bad and stuff

This makes you cry, first the sniffles, but he’s too busy ranting to realise your glossy eyes

You start full on crying, running back to your bedroom

He realises you ran off and finally snaps out of it

He feels rlly bad and apologises

You don’t forgive him cause it really hurt you

So he decides to make it up to you, not through whatever way you’re thinking rn, talking to yer perves out there lol

He buys you lots of gifts, devotes all his time to you, takes you on dates, uses dumb science pick up lines on you

Eventually you cave in to his charms and forgive him

Even so, he still apologises again, even tho you assured him you forgive him

He doesn’t want a repeat of that to EVER happen again

Normally he’s a rlly chill dude

The two of you almost never get into fights

Even when you do, he almost always immediately caves in

He just can’t be bothered to fight back cause he knows your always right

He has huge respect for u

But this time you decide to scold him again

He doesn’t think you’re very right

You’re talking about how video games aren’t important and he’s too obsessed with them

Although he loves you, he’s gotta stick by his video games

Very loyal boi to his video games

So, he finally decides to speak up for himself, tired of your blabbering

“You don’t have any right to decide how I spend my time!”

He didn’t mean to say it that loud

At first, you’re lowkey shook

Kenma legit never raises his voice

You must’ve hit a nerve

You feel bad

But to protect your pride, you continue on arguing

Soon, you realise your arguments are ridiculous

They aren’t even good and don’t even make sense

Yet, you stalk off to blow off some steam at the park

There you meet Kuroo

He gives you some advice on what you should do

After all, he has been Kenma’s friend since forever

You follow his advice

And you wait for a day before you do it cause ur still kinda mad ngl

You guys don’t sleep together that day

And you can’t sleep without him

So you stayed up all night, not even a wink of sleep

You missed his warmth

So first thing at like 4 am (he had to get up early for volleyball practice which was at like 5) you went to his room and stood against the wall waiting

When he FINALLY wakes up, you immediately begin apologising

He can’t even make out what you’re saying

I mean, after all, he just woke up

He sees your eyebags and is rlly worried

Asks you about what happened to you

You sheepishly admit you didn’t sleep

He frowns at you and pulls you into the bed with him

You sleep like a baby and he’s happy

The two of you compromise :))

Lev and you always fight over the stupidest things

That’s guaranteed

You were manager for Nekoma

They were currently practicing after school

And here the two of you were

In the middle of the volleyball court, bickering like idiots

The two of you are so lucky that Yaku and Kuroo haven’t arrived yet

Surprisingly Kenma is already here, but he makes no move to stop the two of you

This is normal, he’s used to it, as long as he can play his video games he couldn’t care less

The two of you were arguing about whether Yin or Yang was better

You thought Yang was the best cause legit any colour mixed with white makes pastels

And EVERYONE loves pastels

If you don’t like pastels, idk what to say

Lev was spewing some shit about how Yin was so cool cause it was dark and edgy like ninjas

He wanted to be a ninja

You were legit laughing at that

Who would not notice a 2m giant sneaking around

You didn’t laugh tho cause you’re too nice

And you don’t want karma to bite you back in the butt

And Lev’s smug face if he actually became a ninja

The two of you couldn’t decide

So you both asked Kenma

You legit shoved your faces into his, blocking his view of his console or whatever

You ask him whether Yin or Yang is better

He deadpanned and replied grey

The two of you were so confused and stared at him blankly

Finally he explained that Yin and Yang needed to be balanced and could not survive without the other

You both awed at his smartness

And at that moment, Yaku entered

Just the mere sight of the two of you made him angry

So he slapped you both, for your own good

Yaku the absolute mom of the team

Being a mom means he’s also vry good at arguing

Literally wins every argument

Makes you wonder why he didn’t join the debating club

Lev told you it was because Yaku would frighten everyone away with his ugly face

He got promptly slapped, kicked and hit with a volleyball

#stoplevabuse

“Serves him right”

That’s what Yaku said

You know better than to question the mom

However, one day you got dared to argue with Yaku

And guess who dared you?

Wow, yeah I would’ve never guessed, Lev

You wanted to protec your pride and dignity so duh you did it

You’re no coward

But you seriously forgot how scary Yaku was

You immediately starting sweating bullets when he stared at you, hands on his hips

You regretted it

Would not recommend fighting with a fellow mom

Who knew moms were so scary, brrr...

His precise words were

“Y/n L/n, whatever is passing through your pea head mind, I want you to stop it immediately.”

Yeah he could tell what you were going to do once he saw you approaching him

I guess he had ears everywhere...

The two of you have never had fights before

That’s just how well the two of you fit together

Yamamoto would totally worship the ground you step on

That’s just how he is

In his eyes, you are the most amazing person to have ever stepped on this planet

Maybe even better than Kiyoko-senpai...👉👈

Total simp for you

Would listen to your every command

So heckin in love it’s rlly cute

But he won’t be afraid to show his ‘rawry’ side to you

Idk how to describe the ‘rawry’ side, but like around hot people, he would probably act rlly nicely and then behind their backs when they ain’t looking he would totally be all manly and stuff. And pervy

You should be happy he trusts you that much

But you rlly break his trust when you tell Lev about his embarrassing moments

You told Lev to not tell him

But Lev with his stupidously big blabber mouth can’t keep it shut

He taunts Yamamoto and that boi be rlly angry

He demands to know who told him

Lev accidentally let’s it slip out

He forgot

Yamamoto is rlly upset

Ignores you when he gets home

You start to wonder why he’s ignoring you for ‘no reason’

It’s dinner and he hadn’t even come down

You’re rlly mad

So after you ate you barge into his room yelling at him

He’s rlly angry cause u just broke his trust and starts yelling at him

Things start to get a bit physical

But fortunately, by the next day you figured what had happened at organized an apology to him with the help of his team

He immediately forgave you seeing what you had done

And you never did that again :>

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 278: MOMO IN CHARGE

Previously on BnHA: Deku and Kacchan were all “SIR, THAT’S OUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SENSEI” and got really ferocious and made a very passionate attempt to blow Tomura up and it was great. It basically did nothing, but it was still great. AFO was all “COME HERE LIL BRO”, and Tomura was all “silly Sensei, you can’t just take over my mind and body just like that”, and he was very confident of this despite there really being no evidence to back it up, but okay! Gran was all “time to make the fandom mad at me” and grabbed Tomura by the collar and yelled at him about Nana a bit, and then Bakugou and Endeavor made an even MORE passionate attempt to blow up Tomura, which may or may not have done some actual damage. The chapter ended with Gigantomachia battling Mt. Lady, just kinda out of the blue, which is FINE, but she had better be all right, though!

Today on BnHA: Everyone is all “WAUGHH IT’S GIGANTOMACHIA” and running around freaking out about it. The U.A. alums all kick some ass, and pretty much everyone else not from U.A. does jack fucking shit. Mt. Lady, who I plan on naming all of my future children after, does her best to stop Machia but he keeps flinging her aside. Kamui Woods is all “here I come with Midnight to put Gigantomachia to sleep!” and is PROMPTLY FUCKING MURDERED!? by Dabi because he’s a flammable tree man, and so Midnight falls all the way to the ground and is badly injured. So then she’s all “well I better call the most competent person I can think of to fix this mess” and dials up YAOYOROZU FUCKING MOMO, who proceeds to take charge LIKE THE BOSS SHE IS, and mobilizes the rest of the kids. And honestly I have more faith in them than in any of the adults at this point, so yeah, you know what? Let’s do this.

so I am possibly a bit spoiled on this chapter because I did a “top five predictions” post earlier this week, and someone replied to that yesterday on Thursday saying that they were mostly correct. I don’t know exactly how close to the mark I was though, and in any case most of the predictions were just “so-and-so shows up, probably”, so it’s not too bad. we’ll see how it goes!

OH THANK GOD MY BABIES ARE SAFE

I mean, CLEARLY they’re all about to be in horrible danger, seeing as Jirou is about to inform them of the whole “THE BIG GUY EVERYONE WAS AFRAID ABOUT WAKING UP WOKE UP” thing, but in the meantime at least Kami and Toadette and Honenuki made it back to the group safely

also Kaminari’s use of “Jirou-Jack” here is fucking inspired and I want him to teach a class on nicknames. isn’t he the one who coined “Yaomomo” as well? this boy has a gift and it needs to be appreciated

so Jirou is all “SOMETHING REALLY BIG IS COMING”, and actually she says “INSANELY HUGE”, which if anything is still an understatement, hard as it is to believe

WOW

“A BAD GUY IS HEADING THIS WAY?? SOUNDS LIKE IT’S TIME TO ABANDON THE CHILDREN IN THE WOODS” kjlfakh okay you know what?? fine!! you weren’t even going to do anything anyway so let’s not pretend!!

holy shit it’s like Mt. Lady isn’t even there

look at those speed lines!! goddamn. I just felt this huge rush of empathy for Mt. Lady though. like can you imagine growing up with this super-destructive quirk, and managing to become a hero with it against all odds, and having to put up with the manga making fun of you all the time just because sometimes you have a tendency to DESTROY A LOT OF STUFF, but it’s not like you can help it!! but the upside has always been that when your quirk is on, you are fucking UNSTOPPABLE though. so even though it’s been a hell of a rough ride for you, it’s worth it because you’re a complete badass and the number of people who can beat you out in terms of sheer physical strength is probably in the single digits. and you’re working really hard too, and lately you’ve been moving up through the ranks and actually becoming a damn fine hero if I do say so myself (and I do), and it’s like, about time though?? like finally, finally it is all starting to come together for you. and then this snarling trashrock person suddenly comes stampeding along and you put your all into trying to stop him, and it doesn’t even do a damn thing. like, holy shit. that’s just not fucking fair and YOU DESERVE BETTER, MT. LADY

anyway so she’s still hanging in there for now though so let’s check in with our villain squad riding on his back

lmaooo they’re all “I don’t even understand what is going on here”

YOU GUYS, THIS IMPLIES THAT THEY WERE ALL PLUCKED OFF THE GROUND BY THE SCRUFFS OF THEIR NECKS AND THEY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO SAY IN THE MATTER OMG. like I’m picturing Spinner being held by his cape pinched in between Machia’s thumb and forefinger, and awkwardly trying to lecture him like a mom with his hands on his hips all, “BAD GIGANTOMACHIA! NO! NOOOUAGH -- !” and cutting off with a yelp as he’s dropped onto his back

and I am glad they got Toga some clothes! I like to think Gigantomachia grabbed those for her as well. so thoughtful

wow Skeptic actually wants to go back to Re-Destro??

color me legit impressed. I underestimated your loyalty my dude. and let me also just take this moment to extend my gratitude toward Horikoshi for leaving the rest of the MLA out of it because good fucking riddance to them, goodbye forever hopefully!!

I guess they’ll be needing Skeptic’s quirk down the line for some reason? maybe he is meant to be like a new, less out-of-control Twice. smdh y’all out here trying to replace your dead buddy like a pet goldfish

who is this “they” Dabi is referring to

do you mean the heroes? lol yeah I guess they’re pretty distracted by the literal fucking kaijuu you’re currently piggybacking on

SIGH

“the Jakku team must’ve made a mistake” BOY, I’LL SAY. you know what, don’t even talk to me about that yet. it’s still too fresh. suffice it to say that your suspicions are correct and things in Jakku are not very daijobu right about now

anyway here’s a closeup of this bubble person just cuz

they are everything and I want them to be my friend. also there’s a squid person a few paces behind them who can probably do anything a squid can do. or they might actually be a shark person, actually. I don’t know. either way I love them

GETEN PLEASE GO AWAY

WE ARE PHASING OUT THE MLA!! MOVING FORWARD IT’S ORIGINAL LOV ONLY!! I’M SORRY BUT YOU DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT. we already have an ice character so shoo

OH DAMN MY MAN CEMENTOSS HAS HAD ENOUGH OF HIS NONSENSE TOO AHHHH YESS

1) hey so Cementoss is legit terrifying who’d’ve thought

and 2), did Cementoss always have a mouthful of gigantic perfect teeth each the size of a slice of bread, or is this just something I’m only noticing now because I’m behind the curve. either way, let me just say sincerely, DKJDLKFJLSKJG

RE-DESTRO YOU GO AWAY TOO!!

@waywardfacegarden​ you asked the other day which are the characters I actually dislike, and this is one of them lol. he’s just a big ol’ prick, and on top of that has the audacity to not even be interesting in any way so as to balance it out. anyway so apologies to any Re-Destro stans out there but I basically spend every panel he’s in hoping that someone will punch him in the face hard enough to finally make him shut up

anyway so my man Edgeshot is here though, finally!! but of all the people for him to fight! this is a real predicament for me. the most soothing character in the series contrasted with the character who grates my nerves the most. Edgeshot’s sexy ASMR voice is gonna be drowned out by all of RD’s punching and self-important ranting in the anime and I’m lowkey devastated but I’m gonna pull myself together and read on

SPEAKING OF SELF-IMPORTANT RANTING

Edge, if you can liberate us from having to put up with his insufferable ass once and for all I will be so grateful to you. can you do this. please. for me

and it looks like some other boring MLA villains are following along behind Machia so I’m gonna need someone to kick their asses as well. please

-- YESSSSSS

okay so now I see what that comment on my prediction post was referring to lol. I did indeed have my fingers crossed that these two would show up again, and sure enough! THE GANG’S ALL HERE YAY

and Mt. Lady is being sumoed aside!

anyone want tonight’s lotto numbers. during this brief fleeting moment of having my predictions be actually credible, I would just like to say that Hagakure is the U.A. traitor. thank you and goodnight

OH NO KAMUI IS WORRIED

HE LOOKS SO PANICKED?? OUT OF THE BLUE I SHIP IT SO MUCH?? I keep forgetting they’re on the same team and stuff and wow, I need to calm down

LOL MIDNIGHT IS ALL “NO TIME FOR SHIPS!!”

I wonder if her quirk will actually be enough to take him down? this is something I’ve been itching to see for a long time, actually. just how powerful is she? we know her quirk is more effective on males than females, but is anyone actually capable of resisting it? imagine if she really did just knock Gigantomachia out after all of this buildup. that would be some god-tier shit omg, DO IT

(ETA: I am just going to assume that since Horikoshi had to go to elaborate lengths to take her out of the fight, this means that her quirk really was capable of knocking them all out. another tragic case of Too Badass For The Plot. y’all better respect Midnight.)

YESSSSSSSS

is she stripping. you know what -- don’t think about it. I won’t let you ruin this for me Horikoshi. Midnight’s gonna be a badass because the ladies are fucking ruling this arc and that’s all there is to it

NOOOOOO

DABI GET BACK HERE I JUST WANT TO TALK!!

oh thank god, she’s all right. BUT KAMUI ISN’T THOUGH DLKJSFLKSJDG??!

did Kamui Woods just... die

(ETA: okay but for real, is there an actual curse in effect on the Billboard Top Ten right now, though?? did one of them accidentally disturb the tomb of some ancient king??)

...

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oH MY GOD!?!

NOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU SO QUICK TO SLEEP ON MAJESTIC, LET’S SEE IF THEY CAN DO IT!! GIVE US MAJESTIC GOD DAMMIT

(ETA: Horikoshi is seriously just yanking our chain at this point. when Majestic finally does show up, he or she better have the coolest fucking quirk of all time, that’s all I’m saying.)

okay how badly injured is Midnight here, though?? she just fell all that way?? DO I NEED TO BE REALLY MAD. I CAN WORK MY WAY UP TO IT PRETTY QUICKLY, JUST SAY THE WORD. I’M ALREADY HALFWAY THERE HONESTLY. WHERE’S KAMUI WOODS

!!!!!!!!!!!

AND JUST LIKE THAT MY ANGER EVAPORATES INTO THE NIGHT, YESSSSSSSSS!! MOMOOOOO

holy shit. “a quirk that can stop that thing,” she says. and goes and calls YAOYOROZU FUCKING MOMO y’all I am barely holding myself back from SCREAMING right now I...

you guys

you guys. if Midnight and Yaomomo team up to take down Gigantofuckingmachia using some sort of MOMO MADE A MACHINE TO SPREAD MIDNIGHT’S QUIRK strategy, or whatnot?? I will fucking die on the spot. you can end the manga right there. Kacchan you can keep your quirk I don’t even care

“IT MIGHT BE AGAINST THE LAW” lmaooooo insert John Mulaney “WE’RE WELL PAST THAT” gif here. holy shit. listen, that is fine. if anything it’s even better

WHAT THE FUCK

DO I NEED TO START GETTING REALLY MAD AGAIN!?!?! FUCKING WHIPLASH, IS WHAT THIS IS, BUT YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT SORT OF OVER-THE-TOP REACTION IS NEEDED HERE AND I’LL GO FOR IT

(((( ;°Д°))))

[GRABS HORIKOSHI BY THE COLLAR] listen, you. if you only just now, for the first time ever, gave us a lady hero actually mentoring another lady hero, which we have somehow NEVER HAD BEFORE in almost three hundred chapters, only for you to then KILL OFF THE MENTOR IN THE MIDDLE OF HER GODDAMN SPEECH TO THE MENTOREE, I will... there’s... I’ll... okay, listen. DON’T. THERE WILL BE A RECKONING. CAPSLOCK SUCH AS THIS WORLD HAS NEVER WITNESSED!!

ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ┌┛

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO ANYTHING IN THIS CHAPTER AND I’M LOSING MY MIND OVER IT

so the other kids are all “what the fuck” and “so Momo’s in charge??” which, YES!!! IT’S THE ONE GOOD PART ABOUT ALL THIS SO DON’T YOU DARE QUESTION IT

MOMO NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE CRIPPLED BY YOUR ANXIETY, YOU CAN DO THIS GIRL I BELIEVE IN YOU

hell, it’s not even just an “I believe in you” thing, because it’s not just belief, it’s fact. you motherfucking can do this, you are the most capable and brilliant student in 1-A, you just gotta have faith and let yourself shine!!

so now there are some more panels of Machia running and the villains and heroes fighting, blah blah blah. and Momo screwing up her face as she makes her decision...

YESSSSSSSSS

my baby girl is all grown up and TAKING THESE MOTHERFUCKIN REINS and MOMO I WILL LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU JUST SAY THE WORD!!

lol she’s all “Jirou use your ears and scientifically calculate how long it’ll take him to get here”, and Jirou is all “I can literally fucking see him, he’s gonna be on top of us in like two seconds” WELL OKAY THEN

thank god there are no adult pros left to fuck this up. is that weird that this is a real and honest and completely sincere thought that just ran through my head? like, at this point if any of the adults were around I’d just be afraid of them dying honestly. but with the kids I actually feel real hope that they’re somehow gonna do this. of course it helps that unlike the adults they’re pretty safe from being killed off

also! way to represent the entirety of class 1-B there Honenuki lulz. sorry, The Rest of Class 1-B

OH MY GOD

MT. LADY I WILL LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU AS WELL!! YOU HAVE MY LOVE AND FEALTY!!

I’M STANNING HER SO HARD I’M GONNA EXPLODE SOMEBODY HELP!?!

JIROU SAYS THAT MACHIA HAS SLOWED DOWN!! YOU GUYS I’M ABOUT TO GET “MT. LADY FOR PRESIDENT” TATTOOED ACROSS MY FOREHEAD

lmao at Shouji using his power of “putting some extra eyeballs on my arms” to inform everyone that Gigantomachia is Right Over There and Very Big

good job Shouji

oh my glob I have so much love for Momo right now that it can’t even fucking be contained. brb wildly flailing my hands around a little to try and release some of this excess excitement

maybe Momo can be president instead and Mt. Lady can be the vice president

NO THE CHAPTER IS ENDING I’M NOT READY

AND JUMP IS ON BREAK AGAIN NEXT WEEK TOO, FML!!

okay!!

Kaminari is so fucking brave right now I just want to crush him in a hug?! we know he’s still scared!! look at his eyes!! and he was freaking the hell out earlier too, and now the situation is much worse! but he doesn’t give a fuck because his friends need him! he is ready to be a hero, my little baby boy is all grown up and I’m so proud??

Mineta’s face in the bottom right corner is everything. I know, I know, boooo Mineta, but that’s still the best face anyone has made in the entirety of this manga

Tetsutetsu’s out here all “I humbly request to also represent class 1-B” and Momo is all “okay fine I guess we can have two of you guys”

can we all just stop for a moment to appreciate how KamiJirouMomo is alive and well. like, we had interactions between all three of them in this chapter, in all possible permutations? do you know how happy this makes me?? I am vibrating with joy??!

I really can’t stress this enough -- I have no clue at all what these little soda can things are (anesthetic, I guess??? you know, like how you sometimes buy cans of anesthetic at the supermarket?? what do you mean you don’t do that??), or what they’re gonna do with them. I have like negative clues. but DAMNED IF I GIVE ONE SINGLE FUCK. the next chapter can be them all fucking hurling them at his face for all I care. THE DETAILS OF HOW SHE KICKS HIS ASS DO NOT MATTER!! GOOD MORNING TO YAOMOMO AND YAOMOMO ONLY!! MY MOMO ACADEMIA

[youwontlikethisblog]

I'm not a woman of my word lol

LMBO SCREW IT I'LL TALK ABOUT MORE THAN ONCE SCENE JUST DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE GOOD(honestly I want to binge watch the entire show but then see one thing and I'm like this deserves an entire post!)

Betty brings him his caldo and he gets in the way and takes it from her hands and thanks her. The phone rings and she rushes to her office and Mario mocks him by saying "Oh but she spoils you" Armando then turns to look at Betty's office like he realized that she is like that with him.

However the moment is ruined, remember again how when Mario told Armando that Nicolas was after their money even then Armando didn't want to continue with the plan but now that he hears Betty's conversation with Nicolas all of a sudden 'it's for the good for the company I must make her fall in love'. This clashes stupidly with the actions before.

"Ay Betty, I don't know if I woke up with my liver or brain because everything is still party, praty, point is I woke up with a pretty bad hangover."

Betty not once has gotten mad, showed annoyance or really indicated to Armando that she personally cares about him and his hangover as she tells him that the caldo is only because he needs to be on his best for the sake of the company's benefit.

Now Armando hears Betty upset with Nicolas over his drinking as she says:

"Ay no, Nicolas. Don't tell me you started to drink with him."

Nicolas goes on to say he is an easy prey to peer pressure and that the word no is not in his vocab that if she sees it floating around there to send it his way.

"I just don't like for you to go into those kinds of places where you spend it drinking." now Armando seems annoyed and Mario looks at him shocked at what he's hearing.

Armando and Mario have now first hand witnessed the dynamic of Nicolas and Betty in the work world. Nicolas informs Betty of the situation Eco Moda/Terra Moda is facing and Betty calls the shots. Just like Betty had told them two days before.

So it shouldn't be a cause of concern as now Betty proceeds to tell them exactly what went down, again showing that they are trustworthy.

I don't have to explain once more who is concerned and worry about who and what. *See the Betty, My Betty posts 1-3

Mario then tells Armando(After he[Mario] sent off a guilty Betty to get some paperwork from Marcela) that he doesn't like that Nicolas is becoming friends with the lawyers and he needs to prepare for a sober night with Betty.

Armando doesn't say anything.

Again, it could not be more clear who is actually distrusting in this situation.

Betty walks into Marcela's office and after she sees she's busy she goes off on a daydream, more like a day-nightmare as we see the penance of her guilty conscious accuse her in the form of Marcela.

As Betty returns to their offices Patty stops her and asks when she's getting her paycheck, to which Betty replies that she doesn't know but sometime that weekend and goes to Armando's office.

In there she gently shuts the door and in a low tone tells him that Marcela didn't have the papers. Armando now turns away from her and gives her his back, again this could show guilt but also anger(that she showed more concern over Nic being hungover than him) as he doesn't want to see her. Betty then proceeds to ask him if he's alright to which he replies that he has a hellish headache.

Betty tells him she'll get him some pain relief and picks up the tray of dishes to take with her. In this moment as Betty nears the door Patty opens the doors loudly and starts to yell.

Betty looks mad at Patty as she is yelling at Armando.

Why does she?

Betty has been very, extremely, attentive to Armando, more than the usual. She's taken notice of his demeanor, respected his evasiveness, spoken in a more hushed voice, gotten him food to get him to feel better, hasn't made much noise knowing that he's hungover and trying to keep his office peaceful and calm as well as instantly telling him she'd get him some relief for his headache but in an instant all of her efforts to keep him well are brought down by Patty who goes to at yell at him for her paycheck.

One: well she legit threw away all her work to keep Armando at peace

Two: she doesn't like that Patty is yelling at him and accusing her.

"[...] Betty when will it be possible to pay this...bleach blonde?"

Betty clears her throat and gently speaks "until this weekend. I had already talked to her about it, Sir."

More talking, Armando asks Betty to bring him what she promised and she tells him "right away" and leaves, Patty then pushes her away and Betty gently shuts his office doors.

She returns with the alka-seltzer and a glass of water for him and sets it in front of him. He once again keeps his eyes low.

Betty jokingly tells him that she warn him not too drink too much and now he's got a bad hangover and she laughs lightly. She then tells him she'll go get the paperwork from Marcela once more and asks if Mario has his too.

As she leaves the office Armando looks in pain because of his headache and again, guilty.

Betty stands outside Marcela's office door as she hear her and Patty talk bad about how she's dressed and how embarrassing it must've been for Armando to be seen with her the night before. They start to insult her and downplay Betty and she visibly looks upset but not in a sad way but angry.

This pushes Betty to not feel guilty over the entire situation(affair to be) with Armando.

This is her first mistake.

Her second being she is permitting herself to be involved and a willing participant in an affair with an engaged man. Armando isn't the only one to blame about this. They are both responsible and at fault for the dissolving of a (toxic) relationship and engagement. Did he make the first advances? Yes but at the end when the ball was in her court she willinging decided to throw her shot. This was her biggest sin, up to this point.

Betty is now talking about the sales report that Marcela gave her and the money they have to pay the banks. She then tells him that she'd like to talk to Mario regarding his reports. Armando has his shades, covering with his hand around his eyes, again he isn't able to make eye contact with Betty and doesn't want her to see him.

He then removes his shades and while explaining that Mario might be busy he tries to make eye contact but again looks away from her.

They both agree to wait for Mario and FINALLY after everything that has happened they make eye contact.

The previous times that Armando and Betty have had to wait for someone to call, or show up to the office Betty stared at Armando who would then catch her and tell her to get going or basically kicked her out of his office however this time it plays out differently.

They make eye contact for a minute or so.

While Armando is tense but staring at Betty she starts to get fidgety in her seat and says "I'll go wait in my office, Sir."

This time Betty is the one that removes herself and not Armando basically kicking her out or sending her away from him.

(I just realized I finished my cheese crackers and this makes me sad)

Armando then calls Mario to please get to his office that he can't be by himself with Betty anymore.

Now something happened with Sofia bla bla bla.

Mario shows up at Armando's office and asks if anything has happened, if she has exceeded herself with bla bla bla and Armando tells him that nothings happened.

"She talks about the banks, the payroll, about the loans, she talks about everything minus what we need to talk about." Armando (WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THE KISS WITH BETTY HE WANTS TO BE VULNERABLE WITH HER. Okay now that my irrational side has let lose let's get to the objective writer side.) displays a classic behavior of confusion and sadness.

"Which is?" Mario shrugs.

"Well what happened last night. Calderon, I don't know if this is right or wrong but I'm starting to feel really awful. I feel really uncomfortable when I'm by myself with her. The only thing she's scolded me for is this hellish hangover I've got."

Armando isn't scared that Betty is going to take advantage of him or cross lines. He feels uncomfortable because Betty won't talk about it, like it's not a big deal or important to her. He feels uncomfortable with the silence of it all and he's having to fill in the blanks.

Now Marcela and Sofia are talking about about Jasmine and Sofia getting fired.

The other day I was writing a draft for Armando's toxic behavior(I said I'd write a post dedicated to just his toxic/abusive tendencies) and hit this wall of realization. While to some degree I connect with Marcela being a victim of gaslighting, to another it's really hard to understand why she is in the relationship even though she shows no sign of insecurity or bad self-image/worth or threaten to stay. See when I was in this terrible toxic friendship I was gaslit to the point that their perception of me became mine I still remember the exact day I looked at myself in the mirror and broke down in tears calling myself ugly(I'm fine now lol) and I still remember the feelings I felt every time I was given the cold-shoulder and silent treatments as a form of punishment for calling the out on their lies while having witnesses(Now I wasn't a saint sometimes my anger would blind me and I'd say pretty mean stuff. This is why I call it a toxic friendship). To this day I feel shame for that and find ways to blame myself for it all. Gaslighting isn't just manipulation it is the warping of someone's reality and their understanding of the world surrounding them. It really messes you up.

So as much as I want to be understanding of Marcela and find excuses as to why she stays that don't have to do with her ego, I can't.

The thing is that when you are a victim of abuse you don't have an ego. You don't stay with the person because you believe they're the only person you'll ever love, no, you stay because you believe they are the only person who will ever love you and these are two very different mindsets.

In this episode you can see that. Marcela doesn't have bad self-image or self-worth. She thinks she's above the women that Armando sleeps with. She believes she's above Betty. She has a pretty big ego. She often places herself before anyone. She takes Armando's decisions as personal attacks which means she believes to be the center of his universe. All of these are characteristics of someone with a big ego. She doesn't compare herself to Armando's conquest but rather blames them for his affairs. They're the bad ones because they decided to sleep with him(yes they are to blame because they are aware of his relationship statues but so is Armando and she needs to hold that fool accountable as well) because Armando is just a fool who likes to shove it where he can, as long as they've got statues. She knows Armando has a strict palate for women and the fact the he is marrying her means she's the best of the best, even with affairs being involved.

I can go on and on about this which is why I'm dedicating a post to Marcela just about this(It's in my drafts. I need to watch the rest of the show to really understand her character. I don't just want to be like "Marcela is the only abuser" because she's not. ) Anyway this scene just reminded me of that because here she displays that boastful attitude as she tells Sofia to behave and have dignity regarding Jasmine working there and that she'll talk to Guti Guti regarding the cuartel being fired for standing with Sofia but that she'll accept Betty's resignation letter.

(Honestly watching Bertha eat Ruffles makes me crave them rn)

The ending of this episode is Marcela kissing Armando good-bye and telling him she'll wait for him at her apartment.

This wasn't a heavily emotional episode so there isn't much to breakdown however the small bits we do get move the plot forward and are details that are important to the coming episodes.

The one scene I am really looking forward to breaking down, that totally highlights this whole "Armando is in denial" plot is the one where he fights Roman and his friends.

But until then I'll see y'all next time!

[natsu-tte-noodle]

手紙 (Letters) - To Sakyo

(Cross Posted on AO3)

Words: 1081 Warnings: None

Dear Sakyo,

The air is very crisp lately, so it feels like winter is really almost upon us.  On days like these, nothing is better than resting under a kotatsu and having a warm drink.

That said, sup Frooch?

Hahaha did I getcha??  I bet you totally thought it was someone from the Winter Troupe didn’t you?  I wish I could see your face when you read this.  Is it too much to ask for a selfie to commemorate the occasion?

Anyway, I gotta say I totally wasn’t expecting to pull you for this project.  But not in like a bad way!  I love that Izumi’s always surprising us like this.  I know I’ve definitely never written a letter to you, but also idk if I’ve ever gotten the chance to sit down and have a heart to heart either.  So this is a whole new opportunity in more ways than one!  Well, if it’s a letter it’s a pretty one-sided heart to heart but you know what I mean lol.

Really though, I wasn’t making it up when I said it’s getting super cold.  Like, major cold.  It’s an ice age in the common room and we’re all gonna freeze our tootsies off soon!  It won’t kill us to turn the heat on a little early this year, will it?  I think Tsuzuroon’s gonna be a popsicle soon, and then we won’t have any scripts.  Sooooo it’ll save us money in the long run if we turn on the heat now (人ゝω・）

Speaking of Tsuzuroon, he really took the Autumn Troupe in a new direction with Mantou Fist, huh?  Taicchan’s the only one who looks like he’d be good at comedy (no offense lol), but you all did such a killer job with it!

You and Omimi especially took me by surprise!  Using Omimi’s kitchen knowledge and treating it like kung fu was amazing, but the real show stopper was definitely your senile old man act.  Like?  That part where you made up an entire fake technique to make them Omimi’s problem, and then later when it’s revealed that your own technique was a recipe the whole time??  I was in TEARS, Frooch.  It was so funny.  Gotta say, the casting was *chef’s kiss*.

It makes me wonder what else we’re gonna get that pushes our boundaries, y’know?  Like, I think we’ve all kinda already done some action, but will Winter do a fairy tale?  Will Summer do a tragedy?  I can’t believe I’ve gotta consider the yakuza Sakyo Furuichi as one of my comedy rivals now!  But I guess that’s the beauty of MANKAI!  You never know what to expect here.

You know what else they’d never expect?  If we woke up tomorrow and the heat was on wink wink

Well anyway.  This is super disorganized and you’re probably cringing at my lack of structure, and to tell you the truth it’s because I mi~ght be kinda stuck.  I told Sumi that memories make for good letters, but like.  My days haven’t exactly been filled with daring adventures with Frooch.  (We should totally go on a daring adventure together btw.  Frooch-Kazu bank robbery bonding let’s goooo!)  So in a totally lame turn of events, I can’t follow my own advice.  I mean, maybe you’d like to get a letter that says stuff like “hey remember when I sat in on your practice and taught you how to be funnier?”  But I’ve got a reputation as a chill and relatable guy to keep up so I can’t give you a snoozefest of a letter.

I know what you’re thinking right now: “It doesn’t matter because I’m the only one who’s going to read it.”  And I mean I guess I can TRY to think about it that way, but you’re also not gonna let me live it down if I look like I’m not trying so??  But I guess it’s looped around and I’m trying too hard now.  I’m just… well.  You’re gonna laugh at me but I guess I’m legit afraid of giving you a bad letter.  Since it’s like every kid’s worst nightmare to make a bad impression on one of their heroes.

Oh haha wow did I say that out loud?  Write, I mean?  Oh gosh that’s embarra

Sorry about wasting so much space.  I’m gonna, uh, get real for a second.  Yeah, if you actually read this far into this mess, surprise I consider you one of my heroes.

Surprising, I know.  I was kind of taken aback too, but in one of my elective courses we were doing a short biography assignment and we were told to choose one of our heroes as the subject.  And I was thinking about which of my heroes I should choose—my dad, Sumi, Hiroshi Yoshida—and then your name also came to mind.  I ended up choosing my dad because I didn’t know what you’d be comfy with me disclosing, but the thought’s stuck with me since then.

I don’t think I can properly explain why, but I’ll give it a go.  I think it’s because you just… know yourself?  You’ve known what you wanted to do with your life ever since you were what, 11?  And you raised a kid who I heard has known since he was four.  Meanwhile there’s so many people here who still don’t know what they wanna do.

My dream job is basically never having to make that choice.  I don’t regret that decision at all and I’m super psyched for what that future’s gonna hold for me, but there’s something… really strong about having such solid goals, I think.  It’s not even about achieving those goals, just.  Having them.

Maybe it’s a “grass is always greener” thing, since I really don’t think I’ll ever be a straight path kinda guy like you, but.  Yeah.  I think you’re pog for realisies, Frooch.  The bee’s knees, if you will.  Even if you probably wanna kill me most days lol

Sorry about that, by the way.  I don’t mean to bug you so much (^_^;)

Anyway, I don’t really know how to bounce back into the goofs and gaffs without being super cubic about it, so I’ll wrap this up.  But yeah!  We should do that daring adventure thing sometime.  Or like coffee.  Whatever “respectable adults and not sniveling brats” do for fun.

If you don’t get on it soon, I’ll drag you out myself! (*・∀-)☆

- Kazu ☆

PS pls turn the heat on

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[howdoyousleep3]

I must begin with the context: normally K, I do not dream. Like, straight up, I go months to Years without recalling a single dream. And if I do it's because its a night terror that wakes me up at some god awful time in the morning, but, even then... I probably won't recall exactly details. It's how my brain works I guess. HOWEVER-

I woke up this morning and you know what I dreamt about?

Going through a book store, looking a books. And seeing a book on a table with Chris Evans as Ari from rsdr as the cover that was by and I quote "THE MAMA K"... in all caps just like that lol. (unfortunately I do not recall what it was titled). And in my dream, I legit took out my phone and took a picture and was like, ay, look what I have to send to K later on Tumblr! Plus what I now have to buy. Even if I already have a copy.

Ahhhhh S baby! This made me laugh so much?? How chaotic! I love it. And honestly I could probably write a book dedicated to my Daddy's looks let's be reeeaaaalll so honestly it's all perfect, just perfect. I'll send you a third copy, hehe.

You have brought me a nugget of lub on a Sad Day and I can't thank you enough for sharing with me! Sending you gentle head nods and air kisses.

[nad-zeta]

I loved your headcanons of a single mom mc. Could I have a continuation with Leo, Isaac, Theo, and Le Comte?

｡◕‿◕｡ Awww thanx, so much dear! I'm so happy you like them!🥰 Hehehe your wish is my command lol so here I present you with the continuation! I hope it lives up to the previous one! Anyways thanx for the request love, I hope you have a good day!🌈🥰

Single mother Mc with son- feat Leonardo, Theo, Comte and Isaac 

Leonardo

The first time Leo saw the little boy clinging to your hand, he hoisted him up into the air lion king style  ＼(^o^)／

You son laughed in delight as Leonardo threw him up into the air only to catch him before he hit the ground ｡◕‿◕｡

You were shook (ʘдʘ╬)

“Oi stop that before someone gets hurt ☜(`o´)

“Don’t worry Cara mia I won’t let him fall.” (◠‿◠✿)

Your boy gleefully exclaimed “Higher, higher” (◕▿◕✿)

Leonardo simply chuckled and complied to the boy’s wishes 

(◕▿◕✿) ⊂(´・ω・｀⊂)

Your son loved to be carried around on Leonardo’s shoulders, it made him feel like a giant (✪㉨✪)

Leonardo is super good with children, if you haven’t already noticed

He will keep the little boy entertained for hours and hours, whether it is taking him into town to help people or showing him how to build little trinkets

Your son is a curious little creature, forever talking Leo’s ears off with questions ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

He loves sitting on Leonardo’s lap making toys together

Leo low key reminds your son of Santa clause  🎅

Your son had taken a big liking to Leonardo

“Hey Leo, I wanna be just like you when I grow up.”｡◕‿◕｡

“Is that so little one.” ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

“Jip, look I can also smoke.” (≖ᴗ≖✿)

Leo’s eyes widened when he saw the little boy pull out a stick of chocolate and imitate his smoking style ⚆ _ ⚆

(⌐■_■)

Cue you walking in looking very unhappy ಠ▃ಠ

“Just what are you teaching my son.” 

(┛ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻

“scusa Cara mia” he would say with the most insincere smile

乁( ⁰͡  Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ (¬‿¬)

You son wasn't the only one Leonardo was growing on, you really enjoyed spending time with the laid back man (*^^*)

The three of you would often go to the park and you and Leonardo would sit on the park bench and chat about anything and everything, while the little one played with some new friends ヾ(*′○`)ﾟ.+:｡ﾟ☆

The boy would legit brag all about Leo and how he taught him how to built toys and paint

 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

It is never very hard to find Leo and your son, as often those two would be napping together on the floor in the library (︶｡︶✽) (｡v_v｡)

You couldn’t help but stand in the doorway and watch the two cuties for a while (◕ω◕✿)

The scene of your son curled up next to Leo’s cat peacefully sleeping on his chest made your heart melt  ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

“Well, what do we have here, why don’t both of you sleep on the bed instead of the floor?”

 (ᇴ‿ฺᇴ)

Without even opening his eyes Leonardo would grab your hand and pull you to join in on family sleeping cuddles  (>^_^)><(^o^<)

Isaac

The first time you meet Isaac, he acted a bit cold and uninterested

(；一_一)

Napoleon simply told you, that he was just shy and that you shouldn’t take it personally (◕ᴥ◕)

The next day you woke up to your son being missing (◯Δ◯∥)

You ran all over the mansion looking for him only to find him with Isaac

The two of them were staring at each other in silence 

(*≧∀≦*)(*≧∀≦*)

Both blushing like mad (*´ω｀*)

Your son, like Isaac, was also incredibly shy and didn’t really know how to talk to people

Before you could break the incredibly awkward silence your son’s eyes lit up (◕▿◕✿)

He gave Isaac the biggest smile and nodded his head (｡◕‿◕｡)

You moved a bit closer to see what your son was so excited about, and then you saw Isaac hand him a small little hedgehog (•ㅅ•)

“H-he so cute! D-does he have a name?” (◕ᴥ◕)

You were shook, you had never seen your son talk to anyone before, he is usually so shy that you would have to do all the talking （￣□||||

“His name is Harry” Isaac said, all while being as red as a tomato

(〃ω〃)

Your son gave Isaac the brightest smile “That’s such a cute name, harry the hedgehog.”  (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。

Isaac couldn’t help but give your son a small smile ^̮^

Since that day Isaac and the little boy has been inseparable

You and your son would go along with Isaac and Napoleon to teach the street children

Even though Isaac wouldn’t admit it he really appreciated your help with the children

 (ง •̀ω•́)ง✧

They had a tendency to walk all over him, so you would help him to get them to quieten down and listen to him (◕ω◕✿)

During the breaks, you and Isaac would sit together and chat

You found his shy personality incredibly cute (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

Your son would watch the children play with Napoleon during the breaks, too shy to join in, that is, until Isaac said something |ω・）

“Hey, w-why don’t you go and join in?” ◑.◑

“But Isaac they are so scary, what if they don’t like me, what if they laugh at me, n-no thanks I would rather not risk it.” ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

“What if I go over there with you, would that help” ＾ω＾

Big doe eyes stared up at Isaac, as your son beamed up at him

{*≧∀≦}

Isaac gently took hold of his hand and walked over to where Napoleon was, opting to join their game of Tag

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

On the carriage ride home, your heart melted at the sight of your son cuddled up in Isaac’s lap  (⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡

The two cuties were fast asleep from a long day of socializing

Napoleon joined you, in smiling at the two

 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“You know, it’s the first time I have ever seen Isaac plays with the children. You and your son are truly remarkable to be able to pull him out of his shell like that”

(・ωｰ)～☆

As time passed Isaac, found himself falling more and more in love with you ♡(ŐωŐ人)

Often the three of you would spend time together playing board games or reading books

One day while you were sleeping on Isaac’s lap as he pulled his fingers through your hair, the little boy looked up from the physics book he was reading and asked: “Are you going to be my new dad.” (人◕ω◕)

Cue Isaac going super red “W-w-would you mind if I became your father?”

( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

The little boy then ran up to the apple man and gave him the biggest hug “No, actually, I would love it if you became my dad.” ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Le Comte

Comte had met the two of you in the museum

What he didn’t expect was that the two of you would follow him through the door to give him his briefcase (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

The little boy ran up to Comte pulling the back of his coat “Mister, Mister you dropped this”

 \ (•◡•) /

Your little boy looked up at Comte with doe eyes, as he handed him back his briefcase 

(｡◕‿◕｡)

“Did you run all this way just to return this to me”, Your son beamed up at him and nodded (◕▿◕✿)

“Why thank you very much.” (^̮^)

Comte then looked up at you with a sad smile “ma chérie, I have something I need to discuss with you.”  (^_^;)

The little boy grabbed Comte’s hand as he lead the two of you to his study

  (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。

You were shook, you were trapped here for one month ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

You son being completely too naïve and trusting for his own good, was sitting on Compte’s lap drawing a little doodle  ｡◕‿◕｡

He looked up and beamed at you, holding up his picture “Look, mommy, I drew a little bunny.”  (ㅇㅅㅇ❀)

Comte’s golden eyes shone in delight when the little boy then turned to him to show him the little picture (◕‿◕✿)

“Beautiful, Mon lapin! Would you mind if I keep it and hang it up in my office?” (人◕ω◕)

The little boy beamed up as Comte as he gave a small nod (✪‿✪)ノ

You and the little boy had the pureblood wrapped around your finger

He would spoil the little boy rotten, buying him anything and everything his tiny heart could possibly desire (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

The two would often go out shopping together only to return hours later with their arms full of shopping bags  (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

Between the two of them you are most definitely the most spoilt

You little boy will often wake up early in the morning and make his way to Comte’s room  (︶｡︶✽)

He will gently push the door open, letting himself in  |ω･`)

He will silently make his way up to Comte and then JUMP ON HIM to wake him up (★≧▽^))★☆

Comte would wake up to big doe eyes asking if the two of them could make pancakes together to surprise you with (◠‿◠✿)

Thank goodness for Sabastian jumping in to lend a hand, as Comte can do many things, but cook is most definitely not one of them 

ಠ╭╮ಠ   🔥 🥞

The two boys will then surprise you with breakfast in bed (-_-)zzz

You can’t help but smile at the little boy bouncing around in excitement as Comte presents you with the pancakes (★^O^★)

You can often find the little boy sitting in Comte’s lap drawing little pictures while Comte works ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

It is also not uncommon for you to wake up in the morning to your son being gone, without a trace (･д･)

You smile as you have a suspicion where he might be (¬‿¬)

You make your way up to Comte’s room only to see that the little boy cuddled up to Comte sleeping soundly (｡v_v｡)

The pureblood gives you a bright smile, as you make your way towards the two of them ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^ )

You take a seat next to Comte and give the boy a small peck on the forehead, followed by giving Comte a small sweet kiss on the cheek

(っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

You then rest your head on Comte’s shoulder while you lovingly pulling your fingers through your son’s hair  (/^-^(^ ^*)/

“Its seems like Mon lapin has once again snuck into my room last night for a bedtime story and cuddles” Comte says while rubbing soothing circles on your back (✿◠‿◠)

“It seems the little rascal has really taken a liking to you.” (◠‿◠✿)

“I certainly hope he is not the only one, ma chérie.” (¬‿¬)

You can’t contain your smile, and you nestle closer “He most certainly isn’t”. 

♡｡ﾟ.(*♡´‿` 人´‿` ♡*)ﾟ♡ °・

Theo

The first time your son meets Theo was when he and Arthur was sitting in the dining room waiting for breakfast  （￣ε￣）

Your son would usually be up at the crack of dawn and wander off to cause all sorts of mischief (≖ᴗ≖✿)

He wandered into the dining room and saw the two men sitting and chatting

Just before he reached the two men, he spotted a golden retriever sleeping in the corner of the room (✪㉨✪)

He excitingly ran to the doggo to pat him (≧∀≦)

The two men didn’t even notice the boy until Sebastian had brought out their breakfast

The second the boy smelt the sweet aroma of freshly made pancakes leave the kitchen, he was sitting at the table, knife and fork in hand in an instant ᕕ༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕗ

Arthur chuckled as the boy loaded his plate with pancakes with the exact same enthusiasm as Theo ᕕ༼✿•̀︿•́༽ᕗ

“Oi old man stop hogging all the syrup.”  (ToT)

“What did you just call me, hondjie.”  (ー_ー)!!

“You heard me, gramps, unless you are so old your hearing has been affected” (¬‿¬)

“Why you little…” Theo legit put the little boy in a headlock and started giving him a noogie ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

That’s when Vincent walked into the room “Theo, schei uit, he's just a little boi.”  ಠ_ಠ

Cue your son fake crying  ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡

“Awww no don’t cry”, cue your son give Theo a sly smile as Vincent hugs him ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (¬‿¬)

“But broer, he is obviously faking it.” (╯ಠ_ಠ）╯

As time passed your son seemed to really take a liking to Theo (◕‿◕✿)

He would often surprise attack him in hallways （╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)

“Oi hondjie, do I look like a jungle-gym.”

 (；一_一)

“Hehehe yes.” ｡◕‿◕｡

This usually ends in Theo and your son wrestling in the hallway

( • ̀ω•́  )✧ (`•ω•´๑)

“Oi, how many times have I told the two of you not to wrestle in the hallway, Master theo I would expect this kind of behaviour from the boy but not from you.” (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Cue theo picking up your son and running away from the angry butler

ε=ε=┏( >_<)┛　

The little boy follows Theo around like a lost puppy, wherever Theo goes, he goes

Not that Theo minds, he enjoys the company (˶◕‿◕˶✿)

He has taken it upon himself to teach the little lad everything he knows about art and art dealing (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿

Of course, we can’t forget about you ｡◕‿◕｡

You and theo also become pretty close, especially when the two of you spend long nights together showing art and dealing with potential clients

ƪ(˘⌣˘)

You had a job in business and marketing back in the future, a skill and talent which really came in handy helping Theo ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

You and the boy had managed to worm yourself in the gruff man’s heart

Often the three of you would go out walking King together in the park

(✪㉨✪)

The boy would run around and play with King, while you and Theo would sit on the park bench playfully flinging insults at each other 

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

While the two of you continue your roasting battle

One day Theo threw in an “ik hou van jou” (*≧∀≦*)

Your eyes go wide, and you look up into Theos ocean eyes “Are you sure, you know I have a son right.” (*^_^*)

“Yeah trust me the little rascal is definitely going to give me grey hair, but you know I’ve always loved puppies.” 乁( ⁰͡  Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ

You playfully swatted Theo’s chest as he grabbed your wrists and pulled you into a kiss (づ￣ ³￣)づ

“Ewwww, can you not kiss my mom in public dogman.”

(っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )   （￣□￣；）

“Why you little”, cue Theo jumping up to chase the little boy around the park ٩(•౪•٩)三

I hope you enjoyed this love! Lolz my second Ikevamp HC  (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

[purplesurveys]

1608

What was the last liquid that you choked on? Probably water a long time ago. I don’t choke on drinks that often.

How many times did you wake up today before actually getting up? I woke up immediately, I think. I didn’t want to spend the entire morning in bed since it’s my last vacation day before going back to work tomorrow.

What breed was the last dog you saw? Beagle and Yorkie. I was saying goodnight to the dogs.

When you sign your name do you use your middle name? I use my first name, middle initial, and surname. I used to omit my middle initial until one of my high school teachers talked about the significance of including it, like how it’s remembering your mom’s side and how it’s a part of you and all. For some reason that talk, which I’m sure was really just meant to be said in passing, struck me and since that day I’ve been including my initial. I legit remember that teacher every time I sign my whole name lol.

Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? I step out.

Describe the last place you went farther than one mile from your house? It’s my childhood home. One-storey house that’s part of a duplex, three bedrooms with an elevated kitchen, and the unofficial home to a number of stray cats as my grandma likes to leave leftovers for them.

Who did you celebrate your last birthday with? Family and closest friends. Do you have anything important to do today? I already want to do some pre-work prep tonight - crafting my to-do list, mapping out which deliveries to book, etc - so that I more or less have a game plan of how to divide and conquer the mountain of work I will inevitably be greeted with tomorrow. But we’ll see if I’ll actually have the energy to open my work laptop tonight hahaha.

Was your last kiss initiated by you or the other person? I’m not sure, it was over two years ago. Probably me as the other person was already checked out by that point, unbeknownst to me.

What appliance in your house had a light bulb burn out last? My rechargeable wall lamp. I know this doesn’t answer the question directly lol but whatever.

Do you buy a ton of things at the store at once or just for that day? We usually buy for like the next 2-3 weeks or so.

What did you last eat that required milk? Idk, do cronuts need milk? I had one just a few minutes ago.

What brand of clothing dominates your wardrobe? H&M.

When getting dressed do you put your pants or shirt on first? Shirt, since I usually tuck mine in.

What color was the last thing you ate? Golden brown, beige-ish, brown.

When you kiss a person where do your hands usually go? Cheek or hip.

When drinking hard alcohol do you take shots more or make mixed drinks? Mixed drinks. I’m rarely in the mood to take shots these days.

What is one song you listen to that you’re sure not many people do? Kyo181 by Silica Gel. To be fair, streams may have shot up after Namjoon posted it on his IG (and it’s also the reason I discovered the song haha), but I think the song may still be considered not too mainstream-ish.

Have you ever woken up next to someone after a night of drinking? Yep but it was always planned.

Have you wore shorts or pants more in the past seven days? Shorts.

Have you ever been told you’ve punched someone in your sleep? Nah.

Do you use a handrail on stairs if there is one? The pandemic has certainly influenced me to stop doing so.

What was the last thing you saw that made you smile? Run BTS.

What is your favorite drinking game? I don’t really have one.

Do you have any tattoos that you don’t like anymore? I don’t have any tattoos. What was the last thing you sat on? I’m currently sitting on my lounge chair. Before this, I was on my bed.

Who was the last person to sleep in your bed? Just me.

Do you have a shower curtain or door? We have a door, idk the material though. It’s like plastic but much harder?

When can you legally go to an American bar? Since 4 years ago.

If a bug is in your car, do you kill it or try to push it out your window? We try to shoo it out the window.

Does your mail go to a P.O Box or to a mailbox at your house? It just gets sent directly to our house. We don’t have a mailbox though, so delivery crew would just squeeze it through our screen door.

Is there laundry in your room that could be done? Nope.

Who was the last person from your high school graduating class you saw? Angela.

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1.) What was the last strong scent you smelled? The liempo that my dad made for dinner.

2.) When was the last time you changed your outfit? Yesterday. I’ll be taking a shower tonight though; it’ll make me feel better and more refreshed for work tomorrow. I’ll be changing then.

3.) What did you buy the last time you went shopping for new clothes? I got this beige oversized shirt that reminded me so much of Namjoon so I didn’t think twice about getting it lol, even though I was at the store initially to just get clothes for Hans. I plan on getting more oversized stuff this year considering my style preferences have shifted to those instead! I hardly feel like wearing anything that’s currently in my closet anymore.

4.) What is your favorite meal of the day? Dinner because that’s the one full meal I have anyway.

5.) Do you typically eat breakfast or skip it? Skip it. I just make a cup of coffee.

6.) What was the last thing you took a picture of? My TV. I was watching Wrestlemania at the time.

7.) Do you have a collection of anything? Just K-pop merch.

8.) What was the last thing you threw away? A piece of bone I accidentally chewed.

9.) What is the cause of your current emotional state? I’m restless at the moment because I’ve got work tomorrow and I don’t feel like going baaaaaaaack. Like I know I’ll be fine once I get settled, but this period of knowing it’s coming but I can’t do anything for now is my least favorite.

10.) What were the last plans you made? How about cancelled? Last plan made was drinks with my aunt and uncles. Last cancelled plan would be the Christmas reunion with my college friends that we’ve been prompting for months and just never materialized lol. 

11.) How did you discover your favorite band? Paramore was very popular when I was in Grade 3 and I just sort of joined the bandwagon and stayed in it this whole time.

12.) Does the weather affect your mood? If so, in what ways? Not usually. When it gets too hot I can get a bit short-tempered, but it’s not always.

13.) When are you most likely to be bored? During a power outage.

14.) What was the last big decision you made? Whether I should resign or see 2023 as a chance to continue fighting.

15.) Where was the last place you traveled to, and what did you do while there? I just went to my grandmother’s place to drop off my cousin. I didn’t get out of the car to greet anymore since I wanted to get back home immediately to continue resting.

16.) What is your favorite thing to go shopping for? Christmas gifts.

17.) How organized are you? It’s almost a hobby.

18.) What were the positives and negatives of your last week? Positives would be meeting the cutest aspin at my dad’s relative’s place during a family reunion. I legit skipped out on much of the party just to hang out with the dog who was as sweet and affectionate as it gets, lol. And getting my loft bed done!

A big negative is what happened to one of the food trays I ordered, supposedly for media noche. It was a bad combination of awful packaging and rowdy driving of the delivery rider, which led to ALL the sauce in one of the beef dishes I got completely spilling during the ride :( It was the most expensive thing I got so it really upset me; but fortunately the now-sauceless-dish still tasted fine.

19.) If applicable, how did you decide what you wanted to study in college/university? I liked to write and had always enjoyed watching news documentaries, cementing what I thought was an interest in journalism. 

20.) What was the last thing you received in the mail? It was a bunch of BTS merch that got shipped to me at once - Jungkook’s photofolio, the Speak Yourself: The Final DVD, and The Astronaut set.

21.) What is one of your wildest dreams or ambitions? Owning a business. 22.) When was the last time you performed in front of a group of people? I got pulled into an impromptu, last-minute hosting gig for a recent PR event.

23.) Who was the last person to upset you? How about the last person to cheer you up? I got upset over a client who messaged today because it reminded me I go back to work tomorrow LOL. Last person to make me happy was my dad for his work on my new loft bed.

24.) Is there anything or anyone you’re trying to get over or let go of? No.

25.) What was the subject of your last phone conversation? It was just my mom asking if it would be more practical to order from Grab or just go to the actual restaurant and get takeout for NYE dinner preps.

26.) What are your plans for tomorrow? How about the weekend? Tomorrow I’ll be working. This weekend we’re going to Tanay for a vacation.

27.) When was the last time you were sick? May 2020.

28.) How close do you have to be with someone before you’ll consider them a friend? I guess when we can start jokingly hurling insults at each other.

29.) What did the last jacket you wore look like? It’s a black cardigan.

30.) Name five things you can grab from where you’re sitting. Koya plushie, Tata plushie, blanket, vape pen, phone.

[calypsoff]

Sixty Eight. Part 2

Watching Chris walk off in a huff and go to bed sad is actually making me smile, I should not feel like this but it’s just funny that he assumes I would do nothing for him, but he is basing it off what happened with Drake but I do forgive him for it but it makes me smile that he’s upset, it sounds so evil “he’s really upset” Mel said in a whisper “he is very hurt, close the door” I pointed, Mel is walking over to sit next to me “you nasty, like you being so cold with him” Mel closed the door “he’s not there anyways, he has gone upstairs” Mel made her way over to sit with me “the thing is I have said to him, I do forgive you but in his mind he doesn’t think it. I haven’t mentioned anything to him about his birthday, I’ve been very formal and just kept it neutral, but it will be bigger the surprise. Shall we start doing the house up? I am excited to see his face though, I have spoilt him a lot. Like when I found out what happened in Canada I wanted to say fuck it no, but he’s a good guy, he didn’t mean it but I also got him something big too” I have spoilt him too much I think “what else did you get him?” Rorrey asked “a Rolex, I got him a Rolex because I feel like he’s with people that have money and I want him to keep with appearances and I want him to have all these chains and stuff, I got him a Rolex on top of the party and cars so he’s getting very spoilt. This is why I said for nobody to give him anything, he has a lot already and he doesn’t need it. Just being there is nice enough so yeah” I breathed out smiling “that’s sweet you know, he’s going to appreciate that so much, Chris is a very thankful man. Humble too, he seems to me like he never cares for the riches and things. He goes out pretty simple and I have seen the man wear that Gucci jacket every time we out. Humble, I like him so I got him a gift because I wanted too. Just a little something for the man” I cooed out “hope you wrote that love letter in his birthday card” Rorrey laughed “you’re annoying, I see why he went to sleep” rolling my eyes at my brother.

We have done the house up; well I say that. Half of the balloons popped because they are being stupid but it’s twelve and I feel bad he went to sleep so I am just here going through pictures of him, I wanted to do a throwback but no, I am going to post one from our honeymoon I took of him at the bar, just the way he looked at me in that moment and he knew I was taking a picture of him. Just that smile, wow I love him “you smiling hard but not help us?” Looking up from my phone “I am making a heartfelt post about my husband, now hush” they can wait for whatever they are doing because I need to finish this, looking back down at my phone, I sighed out heavily because where do I start with this post, I don’t want to do too much either. Let me keep it cute ‘I just want to wish my husband the best birthday. My best friend, a father. I could write so much but I will save you all the sick show lol. I love you’ I didn’t want to overdo it so this will be the shortest but I wrote what I wanted in his birthday card, looking up from my phone “you emotional” Noella said, nodding my head “just weird, I’m not alone like I always thought I would be. Just makes me emotional. A man can love me” I chuckled “I’m fine, let’s get this done” pressing send on the post, I just think to myself how lonely I really could have been because men saw me as nothing. I can’t see myself without Chris and that is really scary for me, I have always been scared of men in general because of my father being the man he is so I get scared when I actually think how deep in love I am.

This is cute, we have decorated the stairs, the hallway. The living room, we have a cardboard cutout of Chris in his high school jersey, it’s so cute. Just how I remember him, poking my lips out to the side of the cardboard cutout as Mel took the picture “done” I laughed moving back “I mean he was skinny but boy he was very skinny then, imagine a young me crooning over him” Mel snorted laughing “if I was there I would be like sister no, let’s go for the bigger men” taking my phone from Mel, walking off laughing at the picture. He was a little short here too, look at me leaning down to him with my bump in the way. Adding a caption ‘How I met your father ;)’ pressing send “aye! Come on now” these bitches out here twerking on it “we playing” waving them off “y’all have fun, I’m going to bed. Night y’all and see y’all in the morning” waving them off, I need to sleep, or I will be miserable thoughtout the day and night because of the party. Walking up the steps, I am very proud of the handy work. We all put in the effort to do it up, all we need now is Chris wakes up or he just randomly comes down, but I hope not. I have some more teasing to do with him, reaching the top of the steps. I am so tired actually, I was tired of watching girls lusting over Chris, like they keep on saying do all country niggas look like you, oh you fine. Like leave my husband alone, it was annoying, but Chris didn’t care for it. Pushing open the bedroom door, as expected he is asleep. My poor husband fell asleep in annoyance of me, well I did need to get him back for the pain I went through, but he really needs to catch up on when I am trolling him and when I’m not, if like I would do that to him unless he did cheat then I would divorce him. Peaking over at Chris asleep, pouty baby is so cute asleep. I want to ride him.

I am more excited about his birthday, I think it’s more to do with the fact I know but I woke him up before him, this is how much Chris is depressed about his birthday, he is such a drama queen for nothing “done sulking?” He slumped onto the bed “you’re so miserable, honestly. Open my card, get up and read it” he groaned out getting up from the bed “breastfeed me or something, this is wack” side eyeing him as he got up “don’t be so negative, it’s not nice so appreciate what you get” he sat up on the bed “mhmmm ok” he took the card from my lap “thank you Robyn” he sighed out, he is so miserable. My smile grew, he is going to be so shocked tonight because I have invited so many people, I have gone above and beyond for him and I wish I could tell him, but he will find out eventually “aye! It’s me” he turned the card to me, a picture of Chris and I together “I look so slim there” I complimented myself “yeah, you have added some pounds” rolling my eyes, watching him open the card as I reached over my side table and grabbed the Rolex box “no money in this either, Rihanna broke already” he laughed “To Poppa, oh wow. This is a story” he cleared his throat “to Poppa, I want to wish you a happy birthday. The day you were born I know our stars aligned and our path would have crossed no matter when or how, it would have happened. You have been the light of my life, and I mean that because the fame isn’t anything to me because I was lonely. You love me when I was unloved and never once questioned me on why I felt that way and waited until I opened up to you, you never said to me the word love when we were just silly teenagers, but you sure did show it, now you’re never shy to show me that or say it to me. Thank you for loving me Chris, this your first birthday as my husband and I couldn’t be happier, love twin” Chris looked up from the card “don’t say that you’re always loved Robyn” biting on my top lip, I am so emotional “but a man, a male to love me just for me” Chris moved from his position and over to me “don’t think that, men are fickle like that. Thank you, you got me choked up though” he kissed my cheek “thank you, love you twin. Stop the emotions, damn” he moved back “that was sweet, thank you” he said it again “I come with a gift too, this is from me and your daughter” holding out the box and card “really? Oh wow” he took the box and card “this holds weight, damn” Chris grinned, he knows I don’t play when it comes to him.

Watching him with my phone in hand open the card “awww what!” He turned the card to me and I quickly took a picture of his reaction “you like?” I smiled wide “Happy Birthday from the bump, man. Look at the scan picture, she is so beautiful. Thank you” cropping the picture because ain’t no way any bitch is seeing my man in his boxers, they can see chest but his excited smiley face when he saw the card, just shock. Adding a caption ‘Happy Birthday from the bump!’ Pressing send “Happy Birthday dad, I can’t wait to meet you and for you to share your love with me, I know I will be safe in your arms. Love Baby Fenty-Brown” Chris sniffled “that’s amazing, emotional here. Wow, my daughter already got me choked up. Thank you to my beautiful ladies’ wow” I am proud of myself, I got him good “you happy baby? It’s ok, you can cry” he is trying to hold it back” he wiped his eyes “I am good “thank you, I really appreciate it” I cooed out “I know you do Chris, it’s ok” he picked up the Rolex box, I got him an eighteen carat gold Rolex, Diamond bezel and shoulders, ruby dot hours. Diamond dials. It was never cheap that, but it’s from his daughter and me so he better appreciate it “it’s big” he started ripping the wrapping paper from it, I love watching people open gifts. He stopped opening the paper and gasped looking up at me, he is excited. His eyes have lit up “no way” it reminds me of when I got him that Gucci jacket “for me!?” he placed it on the bed and he rolled off the bed “what you doing?” watching him run around the room, giggling at him as he went into the walk in closet and back out. I yelped out as I thought he was going to tackle me, but he jumped over me and back onto the bed “no way! Are you serious!?” I laughed nodding my head “open it poppa” he plopped down onto the bed “I can’t even, Robyn oh my god” he ripped it all open “Rolex!? This is a legit Rolex; I don’t deserve you Robyn. Oh my god, this is too much. What” he is so overjoyed, I am happy “this is from me and baby” he opened the box “oh my god, no way” he shook his head staring at it “Robyn this is crazy, wow. I can’t even, thank you. Oh my god. This is amazing” he crawled over to me “thank you so much, oh my god” hugging him back.

Chris is very excited, like to see him like this is so cute “Rorrey really got me this!? Like this is crazy, now I look like the man of the house, look at me” he came out in the Versace robe “I will let you think that, are you done playing in your robe?” he is here twirling and shit “I am so amazed, oh my god. Wait till I show my mom and dad, they are going to be extra amazed” he is like an excited child and it’s cute “thank you” Chris wrapped his arms around me once again and pressed a kiss to my cheek “it’s ok, come. Let’s go downstairs now, damn. You can show Rorrey the robe, I am sure he will be proud” Chris not moving out of the room, he finally moved. Walking behind him out of the bedroom “I feel so much better, like I really do. I went to bed all sad and shit, like I felt nobody cared” I cooed out, wait till he has his party, and he can see how much people do care “wait?” Chris pointed at the stairs “go down” I laughed “you lied to me all this time, you just tortured me for what” I shrugged “go down then, you know I am slow” Chris went rushing down while I of course made my way down slowly, Rorrey is awake he did text me asking. Also my mother is awake because she mentioned she will make breakfast for him; she is so sweet. I can hear both Rorrey and Chris, they are both kids “you flexing! See when we go on holiday, cigar and robes, we going to be living! I got you, you’re coming with me!” I would say yes to that, it’s with Rorrey too so I don’t mind that “what you think?” I grinned making my way to Chris “dope, thank you. Everyone, like this is amazing, and Monica’ food too!” I can smell that food strong.

“Morning Melissa, you came extra late. We ate whore” Mel side eyed me “who’s fault is that, last minute thing my ass but happy birthday Chris has Noella not gave you our gift yet?” Chris shook his head “I don’t want anything now, I am good. Honestly Robyn got me a Rolex, that is enough for me” Mel cooed out “that is cute, you sure it’s real” I snorted laughing “I am joking, honestly” she is such a bitch “Chris, don’t listen to her. It’s real, very real” Mel sat down at the table with us “we are going for a meal tonight actually so you need to look cute, not so much birthday meal but I can’t be bothered to cook” my mother doesn’t approve of my ways of saying things, she says I am being mean but I’m not “that’s cool, I can find an outfit. I can wear my Rolex too, that is amazing. It’s my birthday so I will pay for the meal” I grinned “how sweet of you, but I have an outfit for you to wear so just wear that” Chris is so happy, here I am trying to make out we ain’t doing anything else “I think Robyn should stay home, mommy you hear what she did, she made him go bed early on the eve of his birthday because she just acted like it meant nothing” Rorrey is a snitch “that is your husband Robyn, stop it. Jokes can hurt feelings” I sighed out “Rorrey shut up, honestly. I didn’t do anything, look how happy he is, I know how to make him happy” I don’t know why Rorrey has to set my mom off for nothing.

[minghaocouture]

Wednesday, again?

Pairing: Yoo Kihyun X Reader Genre: Comedy, Light Fluff, Soulmate AU Waring: Suggestive themes, drinking, mentions of one night stands WC: 2k+ Tag List: @princessthotty​ @tleeee​ @samemagicpoint​

Prompt: If you haven’t met your soulmate but have been in the same vicinity of each other (like passing each other on a street or in the same building), that day will keep repeating until you find each other.

A/N: ngl i had a lot of fun writing this, i usually don’t write suggestive stuff so i’m sorry if that part seems a bit brushed over lol. I hope y’all enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it.

Growing up, you were a big fan of soulmates. After all, your parents were soulmates and so were their parents, it was a magical thing to think about. That there was one person out there who was just...meant for you! 

But as you grew, you never found your connection. Some people had timers, others had strings, some had words, but you had nothing. Nothing to point you in the direction of your intended. It was disheartening.

You did your best to stay optimistic, after all some people didn’t get their soulmark until they were 18 or even 20, but you could always feel that lingering fear in the back of your mind. 

Now here you were, in your mid twenties and in college, yet not sign of a soulmate or any kind of soulmark. At least until now.

“I swear to God if I have to sit through this lecture one more time I will legit fight someone.” You muttered, clinging onto your best friend, Handong, as she dragged you inside the classroom, laughing as she did. Obviously she wasn’t nearly as irritated as you. 

After all this was going to be her first time dealing with this lecture, meanwhile you were on your...twelfth replay? 

Sure twelve didn’t seem like much when it was just a lecture but this was the twelfth time you had experienced this day, down to the smallest detail...everything was the same. Almost two weeks of nothing really changing was starting to drive you crazy. At first, you would explain what was happening to Handong, telling her everyday that you were repeating everything. The two of you had eventually figured out that it was your soulmark, and so you set out to find whoever your soulmate might be in hopes of ending the loop. After a week with no results, you stopped telling her about your situation.

So now here you were, sitting in your lecture hall...getting ready to listen to your professor drone on and on about history. You had to admit that Professor Byun was hot and funny, but not one was hot or funny enough to make you okay with this. 

Taking your usual seat, you dropped your head onto your desk fully prepared to sleep your way through this lecture. That was the best thing about being stuck in the same day, the trouble you got into only lasted for that day. Everything would reset again tomorrow. 

“Are you going to Jooheon’s party tomorrow? I heard that DJ H.One is gonna make an appearance!” 

Of course, you unfortunately already knew this. You’d tried going to the party a few times during your repeats, but nothing ever came of it. Okay that’s a lie, you got to make out with the hot DJ, so there was that, but nothing soulmate wise happened.

“ ‘m not going.” Your voice muffled as you refused to remove your head from the table to look at her. You could practically feel her pouting as she stared at your slumped over frame. 

“Well, now you’re not getting a choice. I’ll drag you there if I have to!” She declared. You heard rustling as she pulled out her supplies, getting ready to take notes for the day. “I really don’t get what’s up with you today. You were fine yesterday, did you just sleep wrong or something?”

“Today, yesterday, tomorrow. All the same thing.” 

Before she could question you, the door slammed shut, signalling the entrance of Professor Byun and the start of your lecture for the day. 

***

“I can not believe you actually dragged me here.” You groaned, downing a shot of alcohol and fixing your best friend with a pointed glare. Once again, nothing had changed here. The guests were the exact same ones you had seen every other time you had come to this obscenely crowded party. 

An arm wrapped around your shoulder, pulling you closer. If it had been any other day you probably would have freaked out, but this hadn’t changed either, so you didn’t even flinch at the unknown arm around you. 

“Please get your arm off me, Minhyuk.” You muttered, eyes not bothering to turn to face the male to your side, not even as you heard Handong greet him as well. 

Minhyuk was a good guy, sometimes a little loud but overall a good guy. You had a few classes with him back in high school and just so happened to enroll in the same college, so he was probably the closest you had to a childhood friend. 

And he was obviously already very drunk.

He leaned further towards you, causing you to stumble a bit because of his weight, before he began going into the same whining spiel he went into every time you were dragged to this party. Handong’s attention was always enough to satisfy him, so you just tuned him out and continued to watch the rest of the room. Debating on if you were gonna try and make out with the DJ again, he was a good kisser at least. 

Glancing across the room towards the small set up that this dude, you think his name was actually Hyungwon, was chatting it up with a dude you didn’t quite recognize. Which was...strange, at this point you didn’t think that was possible since everything would play out the same everyday and...nothing had changed today. Except for this guy that was now talking to the cute DJ. 

Shaking Minhyuk’s arm off of your shoulders and ignoring his whines of protest as you left, making a beeline for the other side of the room. The new guy didn’t really look like he was here for a party, what with his rather soft looking sweater and fluffy brown hair. 

Once you got close enough, Hyungwon fixed you with a rather bored look. 

“I don’t take-”

“Requests, yeah I know.” Cutting him off, you focused your attention on the new guy. Upon closer inspection he was pretty short, especially compared to Hyungwon who was basically a walking string bean. You couldn’t lie, he was definitely handsome though. 

“Who are you?” It was probably a rude way of asking but, this dude wouldn’t remember this tomorrow...well today, once tomorrow was today again. Once that happened, how you spoke today wouldn’t matter. 

The male stared at you, looking almost baffled as he did so and you noticed light bags under his eyes, a sign that this guy probably wasn’t sleeping properly. Sucks that he was stuck like this, at least he was unaware that he was trapped in this annoyingly never ending time loop because of you and your stupid soulmate. After a second or so the male turned his head to check and see if there was anyone behind him that you could have possibly been talking to, the look of utter confusion still on his face. 

“Are you talking to me?” He questioned once his gaze returned to you. You noticed that he was now adjusting so that he stood a bit taller, probably attempting to seem more intimidating as he stared you down. 

“Yeah, i already met that one,” pointing your thumb towards Hyungwon, who wasn’t really paying attention to either of you anymore. “You’re new though.” 

“Say you, this is my house. So I’m pretty sure you would be considered the new one here.” He retorted, crossing his arms over his chest. You weren’t too sure, but it almost felt like he was sizing you up. You had to stop yourself from snorting in laughter at the almost incredulous look on his face. 

“Well I’ve never seen you before, sooo you’re new.” 

“He’s a homebody who hides in his room during parties.” The two of you glanced over at Hyungwon, who had decided to speak up once again. The shorter male let out a gasp of indignation, and almost looked like he was about to stomp his foot. “Now can you two take your flirting away from my set up? You’re killing my vibe.” 

Now that hand you bursting at the seams, holding your stomach as the other male yelled at Hyungwon, something about respecting his elders and such. Hyungwon seemed pretty unbothered by it and just grinned a bit, making a shooing motion with his hands before he returned his attention to his set up. 

“You heard the man, let’s go hamster boy.” You reached over and grabbed his forearm and began dragging the male towards the kitchen, where you might be able to talk to him in private. 

“H-Hamster?!”

“Yeah your cheeks puffed up like one when you got angry. It was cute.”

Since you weren’t facing him, you couldn’t see his reaction to your statement but you definitely heard the loud exclamation of denial from him. This prompted another round of laughter from you. 

Entering the kitchen, you released his arm and grabbed one of the still sealed bottles of liquor (better safe than roofied) and poured a glass for the two of you, introducing yourself as you handed him the cup.

“Kihyun.” he returned the introduction as he took the glass, giving it almost a dirty look before he took a long swig of it. 

That’s how it all started. Turns out the two of you...well were complete opposites, but despite this you actually hit it off pretty well. He was just easy to talk to, even when he was nagging you to get off the counter when you had decided to take a seat there. 

As the drinks ran, the night blurred, but you didn’t care. You would wake up tomorrow, sober and lacking a hangover, in your own bed. Just like you had been doing for the past two weeks. This thought was probably why you found yourself making out with the man, his lips plush and malleable against your own and the noises he made were sinfully delicious.

***

A loud scream.

That was what woke you up today, not your usual class alarm...but a human scream. You winced, head throbbing as you tried to figure out what exactly was going on. Things hadn’t changed since these loops started, so why would they switch up now?...Unless.

Your eyes snapped open and you forced yourself to sit up, which was a bad idea as you felt a wave of nausea hit you. Glancing around, you noticed that this was...definitely not your room. Needless to say, you were confused.

As you looked around you found the source of the loud scream was none other than Kihyun, basically naked. If you were more awake you would probably be freaking out just as he currently was, but you were exhausted and your head was pounding.

“What are you doing here?!” He exclaimed, eyes wide as saucers as he stared at you. The noise level causes you to wince, clutching your head at the hangover. 

“Well...that’s what I’m trying to figure out.” You retorted, looking around a bit and trying to find your phone as you ignored the babbling from Kihyun. Thankfully it was on the dresser next to you, checking the time you saw it was around noon and you were definitely late for your class, but what really hit you was the date. 

“It’s...thursday? Wait, but it’s supposed to still be Wednesday,” You muttered, more to yourself than to Kihyun.

“Excuse me??” Glancing back over at Kihyun, you were surprised by the sudden change of attitude but you were definitely grateful for the softer tone of voice. “It can’t be thursday, it’s been wednesday for almost two weeks now!”

Now it was your turn to be baffled, well more than you already were. 

“You know that it was wednesday for two weeks?!” 

“Yes! It was hell having to deal with that stupid party for this long!” Your heart practically stopped at those words, things connecting as best as they could in your current state. 

“Did...Did I have a drunken one night stand with my fucking soulmate?” 

If there was a list, for the worst ways to find out your soulmate. Then this moment would definitely be at the top of that list. 

***

“That is actually disgusting. I can’t believe you two are my parents.” You laughed as your daughter fake gagged at your words. 

“Hey don’t complain, I didn’t tell you all the details like I did with your Auntie Handong. I spared you because you’re my kid. Remember that,” You joked, wrapping your arm around the young girl’s shoulder, pulling her in for a hug. Kihyun laughing from his spot on the couch as he watched the two of you, calling across the room.

“Now hurry and go get dressed. Your timer is almost out, and you wanna make a better first impression than they did.” 

“You are never going to let me live that down are you?”

“Nope, never.”

[jbbuckybarnes]

Spiral of Feelings - 2/5

Pairing: Bucky x Reader AU: Fake Dating AU Description: Natasha makes you feel bad about being single and how your apartment looks. Sam and Steve annoy Bucky about dating. Seems only fair that you both fake it to show them that it doesn’t make a difference. But what if it does? Warnings: Judgemental friends, gossip, dating, flirting. Absolutely not proofread and written half a year ago, lol.

Masterlist // Spiral of Feelings Masterlist

You were lounging on the couch in the common room, editing the pictures of the previous day, when Bucky came in and jumped onto the couch next to you with a soft smile. “Hey.” You gave him a small smile, Wanda eyeing you both. “Hey,” he answered just as soft before grabbing a throw blanket for himself. “What are you doing?” He asked after he made himself cozy. “Editing pictures from our date.” You grinned, this all felt oddly easy. “Can you make them wallpaper size?” He asked dipping his head to the side. “Of course.” You faked blushing before falling back into the concentration of picture editing. “I read that there’s a meteor shower tonight, wanna watch it together?” You looked up from the phone and saw the corners of his lips go up. “I’d love to,” he answered nodding. “Gosh, you both are adorable.” Wanda chimed with a joyful voice. “Thanks Wan.” You faked blushing again, something you had learned for missions a while back. Getting a billionaire to believe you’re legit needs acting skills. Now they finally paid off. You cuddled yourself closer to your personal heater and he let you under his throw blanket that was wrapped around his shoulders. “Are you always this cold?” He chuckled while his hands wrapped around your feet that were even cold in the cozy socks you were wearing. “Well, yeah, it’s pretty much winter.” You giggled and got pulled closer. “Oh, which picture to you want as a wallpaper? The smile one or the one with the kiss on the cheek?” You held the display towards him. “That one.” He pointed at the one with the kiss and gave you a blushy smile back. “Thought so.” You grinned before leaning against him and having him watch while you made the wallpaper all decorated. “You look so adorable in it.” He whispered, you giggle in response, much to the liking of Wanda who watched you with an excited grin.

*So...do you actually wanna see the meteor shower or would you rather hang out in your room?* You wrote him a little later in the day. *Of course I wanna see it!* He answered, mainly enticed by your question including his comfort rather than your cause of faking a relationship. *I’ll bring snacks, see ya!* He picked is book back up while you were sorting through your snack drawer. “Bucky, huh?” You heard from your door.. “Leave me alone.” You grumbled. “Why so mad?” She grinned. “Nat, I swear. If you don’t leave my apartment I’ll attack you with chocolate bars!” You hissed. “Okay, okay, gosh.” Her arms went up and she walked backwards. “Come back when you don’t make me feel like shit anymore.” You closed the door. Nat had bombarded you with this topic for too long to now have the privilege of gossip. Shortly after you were searching for a specific pack of pop tarts, a very seasonal edition that you were slowly running out of. “God, I might actually have to get rid of all the trash in here,” you mumbled to yourself. Kitchen cabinet, garbage bag, a look at the packaging littered all throughout your kitchen and bedroom. “C’mon, you can do that,” you say with a deep breath, “Friday, play some motivating music.” And with 7 Rings by Ariana in the background you started searching for the sacred stash of your favorite pop tarts. After two garbage bags were filled and stored by your apartment door you finally found the last few boxes and held them up with a happy squeak. Three knocks, “You ready, sugar?” He couldn’t even end the sentence before you opened the door with a basket full of candy. “Yeah, yeah, I think just-...could you?” You held it out and he took it from you before watching you put on shoes. “Now. Now I’m ready.” You smiled reaching for the basket again but he held it away from you. “But…” “No, I’ll carry it.” “Have you watched a meteor shower before?” You looked up at him while walking towards the exit. “There was one the night before I was shipped off to Europe. After the Stark Expo and a little bit of dancing I just sat there and watched the sky.” His eyes were somewhere else and he had a comfortable smile on his face. “Did you...no, forget it, not important,” you mumbled. “No, now I wanna know.” He grinned. “Did you think you’d come back?” There was a thoughtful face for a second. “I hoped it, but I knew my chances were a good 50/50.” He shrugged. “That must’ve sucked,” you mumbled. “Yeah, it was...well, a different time.” He gave you a lopsided smile before coming to a hold in the middle of the darkness outside between the compound and the water nearby. “Well, I’m glad you’re here now to play an elaborate prank on all of our friends and don’t think it’s the weirdest thing ever.” You chuckled before sitting down on the comfortable laying bench Stark had put there. “Wait, I have a question.” He looked at you innocently and you nodded. “Can I wish something for every shooting star?” He dipped his head to the side. “I don’t make the rules, I’d say yes.” “Woah, there was one right behind you.” He pointed out and you giggled at his childlike excitement. After you made yourself comfortable and opened a M&M’s bag you started looking up. “There!” He pointed at it and you saw half of it in time. “Never not beautiful.” You mumbled with a little smile. “Yeah.” He looked over at you and then up. “There was another one, couldn’t yell in time.” You laughed. “Traitor.” He chuckled. “Hey, not everyone has super soldier reflexes.” You laughed and nudged him. “God, you’re cold,” he mumbled. “It’s okay, I’m used to it.” You smiled over at him but witnessed the hoodie he was wearing already half over his head, revealing a black shirt underneath. “Here.” He held it out. “I- You don’t have to. I don’t need to-” He shoved it at you with a raised eyebrow. “Fine,” you grumbled before putting it on and drowning in warmth and softness. “Am I that much bigger than you?” He raised both brows. “What do you mean?” “Well, you look so goddamn small in it.” He gave a cheeky grin. “You’re a giant, Buck.” You rolled your eyes before you both started chuckling and looked up again. “THERE WERE TWO AT ONCE!” You yelled out excited, not noticing the fond smile he gave you. “Does that mean two wishes?” “I guess. Hmm. Oh, I have two.” You closed your eyes and made two wishes. One was to do more with Bucky even when all of this is over and two was a dozen of his hoodies. A few more shooting stars later you were asleep. You were used to being cold so much that the hoodie functioned as a blanket to you. It was like he gave you a sleeping pill instead of a piece of clothing. You woke up the next morning in absolute warmth, the candy basket next to you and a little sticky note attached to it. *Thank you for watching shooting stars with me <3* The trashbags by your door were gone too, you started considering fake marrying him too, cause that was absolutely not his job and he did it anyway. *Might steal all of your hoodies, still considering why I shouldn’t do it.* You wrote him after fully waking up. *My closet is open to you...maybe don’t empty it completely.* You got out of your apartment and walked to the common area kitchen, since you knew they got donuts. The moment you entered the room some of your teammates stared at you. “What?” You grumbled still tired. “Isn’t that Barnes’ hoodie?” Sam pointed at you confused. “Yeah, have a problem with it, birdy?” You smirked before snatching a donut for yourself. Behind you, you heard another apartment door close and almost silent steps. “Morning.” James gave a tiny smile to the room, irritating them even more. Bucky doesn’t smile in the morning. “Morning, space girl.” He gave you a bigger smile and hugged you, “Morning, giant.” “Gosh, I’m melting. They’re so in love.” Wanda sighed and earned even more stares. Not everyone knew about the date so this seemed to be slow gossip since not even Bucky’s bro’s knew. “WAN! We’re going on dates, that’s not the same.” You blushed. This time you actually blushed and didn’t play it. “Yeah, but I can see it.” She gave you a big smile and made you hide in Bucky’s hug. You felt him bite into the donut you held up and jolted up again, “Excuse me?” “Hey, I brought out the trash and borrowed you my hoodie.” He defended himself. “They already sound like a married couple,” Steve mumbled in the background while shaking his head. “Please don’t steal my food, okay?” You made big eyes up at him. “Fine.” He rolled his eyes dramatically. “But you can have the rest of this one.” You held it out to him before stepping out of the hug and towards the big donut box. When you turned back to him you were met with a soft smile already pointed at you, “Huh?” “You’re like...drowning in that thing.” He pointed out. “I think it looks cute on me.” You looked down on you. “Yeah, it does.” He knew he had a problem right then and there. You were absolute trouble.