#I laughed the loudest

[timetravelsong]

𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥.

excerpts from a book I’ll never write

[variousqueerthings]

the tardis is BIG

the tardis is ACCESSIBLE

the tardis is fuckn DISCO

the tardis is CALLING BACK TO 1963

the tardis is SHIIIIINYYYY but still has such a GRIMY WEIRD FUN CONSOLE!!!!!!

the tardis is ZOOMABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the tardis is ON FIRE (again)

[mooningoverthestars]

[hawkeyefierce]

max wishing bert a very hatty happy birthday

[fictionalcharactergraveyard]

hey! so I have a doc full of all my fics, so you guys should give me a word and i can look up what line has it, and what fic its from!!!

[ministarfruit]

tempus hypemen showing up to outscream all the fans

[apollos-boyfriend]

i want tubbo to talk to fit not because i think fit could help or give good advice but because i think fit would have a fucking field day with this

[tosahobi-if]

“Think it over,” Yeo Seongwoo says, expression unflappably calm. His eyes flick over to you momentarily, glancing you up and down. You… shift uncomfortably. He turns his full attention back onto his younger brother. “It’s a very kind proposition; I believe it’ll serve you well.”

Yeo Seongwoo, as unreadable as ever, smiles mockingly. “As honorable as always, little fourth.” He gives you a languid glance, and you bristle, biting down on the urge to peel your lips back into a snarl. He’s always been like this, watching you some kind of fascinating, two-headed centipede when he thinks you can’t sense him.

I’m so curious about what Seongwoo thinks about the MC 👀

his exact thoughts are ~spoilers~ but he likes seeing people react to his provocations, and the mc is an easy target.

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

Watching all three extended editions of Lord of the Rings back to back at a cinema is a form of self care actually and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t

[paetal]

continued from here | @holyscorch.

his look isn't necessarily one that would fit inquisitive, it's a cold jealous glare that is found in his gaze that is usually so void of anything and it's directed right at the retreating form of the blonde. ❛ Tsukino Taiyou. ❜ There's a way that grey eyes narrow and he seems to click his tongue. He spoke the name like the other had personally offended him and like he was putting that person on some sort of people he hates for no reason list in his head. ❛ right, the siblings that looked at me like I was completely unhinged. I remember them but I don't remember their names, don't remind me of that because I won't likely care. ❜ It's nothing personal, he just has people he remembers more than others for different reasons. Some people just don't stick around in that head of his.

His gaze finally seems to leave the area that the blonde had been beforehand and instead falls on Emrhys. ❛ I don't like that Tsukino Taiyou. ❜ Nose wrinkles as he utters that persons name, as if he is disgusted to say it a second time. He's painfully honest with Emrhys at least, stating his instant dislike for someone who hasn't done anything to him personally. He seems to have some relief seep into his form at Emrhys' words, quick to believe him. ❛ Good. I was planning to kill 'em until you told me that. ❜ It's still an option though, he'll keep a mental note of the option.

[johnbottoms]

I was being a silly goofy little annoying brat like is typical for me to be w this specific coworker and she goes. emma louise I am 42 years old I am old enough to be ur mother and if I was I would spank u rn. GIRL I CANT BREATHE!!!!

[tenrose]

Workplace really taste my patience of not slapping people

[kiealer]

@unboundpower replied:

Zamasu: "👀?"

Shit, she's been caught--

But, she can't say no to him--

[kraymerman]

My friend that I have something of a crush on (who's a lesbian) called me a she! She recognizes me as a girl! There's hope for me yet!

[1966jpg]

got told by my 19 yr old coworker I looked like a "poor soviet relic" today when I came in to the store limping in my "bigass" coat and "weirdo hat". love you nick.I'm serious u get itmore than u know. I'm gonna destroy you in bowling

[koscheicore]

My therapist, out of context:

I'm so proud of you for being able to hold down a job, being a Doctor Who fan, that's incredible.