#I know what to tag this

[glngrbred]

Be me, just watched longlegs. It was mid. (srsly, religeouse guilt as the mechanism of horror? BEEN THERE) happy haloooowen

Going to bed, little brother is cleaning up from trick or treating.

Somehow we end up talking about rock music.

Little brother says that "I don't like rock"

Wtf? literally my most listened artist is beabadoobee, and objectively beabadoobee is rock n' roll (from the great Brittish rock tradition)

Little brother says "but You don't like 'rare americans.'" oh, yeah I don't...

Wait, Little brother's reference for what rock's like is fucking "RARE AMERICANS????"

NO? they like, break every convention of rock, besides maybe their instrumentations and even then they use fucking HORNS all the time. like, Ever single Rare americans song is a MEDIOCRE narrative song. and NOTHING else. like, normally rock songs are not 6 pages of MLA formatted mullings of "Brittle bones nicky" lore. like yeah technically you could argue that they write rock operas, but normally that would mean writing an album of ok songs that all combine to create one mega song that kinda tells a complete story. Not 1 single song trying to be a novel. (and no way is any song gonna be a successful narrative if you're trying to write like you're in english 121).

anyways, so rare americans, music genra wise is in the same category as those people who pretend that they can write a musical. You know, my least favorite genra, "Bad" .

[guiiay]

jinx and isha visit a walmart

[fox-bright]

I am never going to be able to leave Reddit.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

[imjustapoorwayfaringgeek]

"Always a dance with you."

[lunxribuh]

DUDE THE FACES THAT GUMMIGOO MAKES

THERES NO WAY HE DOESN’T REMEMBER POMNI

AUGHHHH THIS SHOW MAKES ME WANNA DIE

[papirfecni]

drunken caitvi at da club……….

[abisalli]

Jason but he wears this helmet 😼

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[ayo-edebiri]

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse + text posts

[anniflamma]

Y'all asked for a part 2 of Odysseus seducing Zeus. This is all you get. .... Part 3

[fynori]

skeletons have zero right to be that hard to draw

[gongyussy]

deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.