#I know the feeling intimately

[countdown-til-sanders-take-over]

Have you ever managed your time so efficiently that you have zero assignments to do but having nothing to do is actually more stressful than if you had a heavy workload

Giving you a weary thumbs up from under a pile of rubble rn

[bulbabutt]

sometimes you just need somebody else to point out the obvious. thank goodness for mikey and her gender collecting habit!

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[theeroticlover]

Mhmm !!! My good girl....

[ruporas]

kiss the pain away

[sabo-torao]

i'm so not normal about this

[sea-buns]

I don't think I've really sat down and let enough sink in about how brutally real Riz's whole deal is this season. It's a kid raised by his single mother, reckoning with his father's absence, who never had any true friends until this gang of bumblefucks. And now he's faced with a future where his friends failing school is not the problem, no, what's really stressing him out is figuring out how the hell he gets it to where they all end up in the same place. How does he keep them together. Because at the end of the day simply passing isn't gonna cut it if they all go down different roads and he ends up alone all over again.

The feeling of being a kid who has been bullied their entire life, finally acquiring good friends who make you happy, and then the nauseating dread and panic when you start to realize that it can't last forever. Murph you fucking criminal.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

(loosely) that scene from potc... its so Them i think...

[andypantsx3]

i just know that hawks would have one of those boyish, conspiratorial smiles irl that make you feel like someone poured lightning down all your veins

[gojoest]

pregnancy freak satoru + lots of spooning sex bc that’s one of the safest and most comfortable positions for when the pregnancy progresses and your belly gets bigger and rounder (he’s done his research) + obviously his hand is glued to your baby bump ALL the time

[bittsandpieces]

genuinely concerned that the next time i fuck somebody theyre gonna say something nice to me and im gonna burst into tears

[hoofpeet]

Call this the "I'm hyper-alert for any fracture in my mental health because a good portion of my extended family is either senile or insane"

[blossoms-phan]

thinking about this photo

[a2zillustration]

The final day

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[divinebunnii]

I’ll still never understand these “sex is great but” posts. all you’re doing is trying to compare totally incomparable things, and then make a completely generalized and opinionated comment about how the second thing is always better than sex. you’re doing sex wrong if you can’t have it be gentle and intimate, if it can’t also mean you’re talking and giggling and learning about each other, as if it can’t mean taking hours for foreplay and touching and truly getting to know every crevice and curve and line of the others body, AS IF there aren’t people who use sex as their one thing that keeps them sane/their emotions at bay/gives them the release they need. sex is great, and so it learning every little detail, and so is cooking together and feeding them, and so is holding hands under a warm blanket, and so is cuddling in the moonlight. There is no but, there is only additionally ~

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Bard-aby <3 except he's only loosely a bard bc i don't subscribe to absolutes <3

rambles:

BARNABY WITH PANTS??? BLASPHEMY!!! however this is a (dnd-inspired) fantasy au so. pants! loose pants tucked into modified boots because no one can tell me No!

based off of Clown's pokemon au human Barn, it seems like he might be a bit of a jewelry guy! he was wearing rings! and had an earring! also i think Barn just looks great w/ some extra shinies, yk yk

since ties aren't really a Thing in fantasy settings, i combined the iconic pattern w/ his vest for a two-in-one. then suspenders bc they fuck severely! his belt buckle is a bone both as a nod to the pattern on his tie / house decoration, and to go along with how Wally has an apple buckle! besties stay twinning!

you can't see it but on his other side he has his pack & his smoking pipe holster, which attaches to his belt! it's very high quality leather that he spent so much money on. his pipe is important to him - he carved it himself out of wood from an important tree from his childhood, so he wants it to be properly stored & protected! he has two kinds of tobacco for it - normal, and magic tobacco that essentially allows him to cast minor spells w/ the smoke

the feathers on his hat are from Ms. Beagle! in my mind he left the farm to go adventuring on a bit of a bad note, but his mama made sure to give him a couple feathers to take with so that she'd always be close <3

he keeps his claws blunt so that he doesn't accidentally scratch people/things, and so that he can play stringed instruments without cutting the strings. while i imagine for this au he plays a wide range, he prefers Loud Handheld Instruments that allow him to sing along. so in mind he has an Accordion here! loud! jaunty! but i imagine he also keeps a recorder in his pack for when Frank needs annoying. (he did have a lute, but he broke it over someone's head in the act of defending Wally's honor)

im still trying to pin down the right balance of colors for his outfit, but! for a little au tidbit - all of his spots are the same two blues as his ears. in this im imagining that he, at a young age, learned a very basic cosmetic spell that allowed him to change his spots color to mimic Ms. Beagle's! he wanted to look like his mama! but by the time he's in his late 20s he no longer changes his spots

ohhhh i forgot to add his pockets. Oh Well

[fishy-lava]

“he’s just a kid”

“so was i” congratulations kaz brekker for continuing to make me relate to you in concerning ways and delivering one of the lines that is guaranteed to make me lose my shit any time i hear someone say it