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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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The stress was beginning to seep in. Your eyebags becoming more visible by the day. No one could tell you were more tired than the past week.
You were more quiet and less aggressive in your talking. You seem to have lost your spirit in a way, but of course, the man in the mask figured it out.
Ghost eyed you on the other side of the room. You were bobbing your head, nearly falling asleep before being shaken awake by the slight fall of your body.
You were being distracted by the lights and paid no mind to Ghost's wandering eyes.
It wasn't until around 2100 (9:00pm) when he knocked at your door. You weren't asleep yet. Your light was still on.
Opening the door you asked, "Is something wrong?"
You hadn't changed out of uniform and still seemed out of it.
"Why aren't you asleep?"
"Why are you awake?"
You snapped back at him. You weren't in the mood. You've been tolerable all day, no arguments or fights, but it's clear he came to ruin that.
He stared at you in silence. The mask made him more intimidating which caused you to fess up.
You ran your hands through you hair, frowning in disgust at the knots in your hair.
"Just some family problems is all."
"Losing sleep over your family?"
You sighed, "What do you need?"
"Need you to sleep so we could complete this mission."
"I'm not broken, I can still do the mission."
Silence permeated the hall, other than the occasional fizzle from that one light the base swears isn't broken or haunted.
"Can I come in?"
The door widened a foot further, allowing the masked man inside. You didn't understand why you would let him in. You don't let anyone in your room, at least, not for silly matters like this.
He followed you further into your room after shutting the door, and settled on the side of your bed. You didn't have time to question it before you fell.
Collapsing on the spot, Ghost caught you before the ground could do actual damage to your body.
I guess the sleep had caught up to you, just as Ghost had caught you.
Sleep truly is not for the weak. Stay healthy, guys.
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#did i use tolerable right cuz i prolly didnt but you know my mood be like this rn#i sometimes forget not all ppl know abt the 24 hr clock or as some of the americans call it the military clock#simon ghost riley#call of duty#cod#cod mw2#ghost simon riley#simon riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost x you#ghost mw2#ghost x reader#x reader#x gn reader#gn reader#reader imagine#reader pronouns unstated#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley call of duty#call of duty x reader#tired reader#reader faints#I made the reader faint because i was too lazy to continue cuz i am in fact tired rn just as reader is#synthe4u#synthe4u writing#gonna bawl and cry because i hate doing work but i will write stuff like this but the writing at that good#i love other ppls writings#remembering why i wrote like two other things jst bc one person is like keep up the writing
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Feeling normal about Sami canonically travelling all over the globe just to be there to protect/support Jey 🤧
#wwe#wweedit#sami zayn#jey uso#samijey#wwe gifs#main event jey uso#the bloodline#jeysami#sami x jey#jey x sami#stuff i made#who else does it like him#if this was a regular show u know they wouldve done a classic rom-com airport scene by now... maybe two#saw ppl with my own 2eyes say poor sami having to stand there and congratulate jey.. as if he didnt get on that airplane WITH THE QUICKNESS#go find some other character to infantilize ive had it ✋
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IN THE BACK OF MY MIND....HER LIPS.....ARE ALWAYS THERE
#self ship#selfship#spacie scribbles#anya mouthwashing#broooo i fucking cant#some of these doodles based off of fanfic i read#there was one where the reader was so nervous about everything and didnt wanna come onto the anya and meanwhile anya#was just like: thinks about gay sex thinks about gay sex thinks about gay sex#AND IT WAS REAAAAAAAAAL OBVIOUS ANYA WANTED REEADER#BUT LIKE READR WAS AS DENSE AS A BRICK#and also didnt wanna be disrespectful to anya ☝#i would feel bad lusting after ppl like reader you are soooo me#if someone wanted me as bad as anya did i wouldnt even fucking know. it would all go over my head.#reader finding out anya wants them carnally: :monnie_jawdrop_emote: WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?!?!?!#reader: i cant lust after anya and think shes beautiful shes been thru so much..................#anya: i want yopu. .#oooh#im crazyyyy im insane#ok good night
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to preface this post i am anti-advertising i think we should explode the entire industry but it's sooo funny when you people make posts like "and they don't even work!!" like. sorry to be the bearer of bad news but yes they do. that's why we have to put up with so many despite everyone hating them and thinking its annoying. because they actually work really well and make a shit load of money
#it actually would be way better if they didnt work and made no money bc businesses would abandon them#this isnt like stocks where everythings abstract and is essentially gambling (i dont understand stocks)#like ppl in the ad industry create things. that make a tangible and quantifiable impact on the business#which is then used in further ad planning. it is NOT all smoke and mirrors#like its fake in that the industry is not providing a necessary service the way like. grocery stores are#but its not the level of fake where everything is abstract like theres deliverables#moreover there is an extensive body of academic work specifically on how to make ads more effective#ALSO i think some of u views ads like. as if they have a win condition. which is you buy product#but in current advertising this is pretty rare and comparatively ineffective#which is why you see MANY ads which dont seem to be selling anything in particular. or which have nothing all to do with the product#the 'win' condition for THAT kind of ad is something more like 'viewers remember our name'#like. ex i would say ads for temu have not been effective on me bc i havent bought anything from them#but temu probably thinks they were SUPER effective on me because i talked abt them like 5 different times at work#and i do in fact know exactly what the company does and what they sell#and they were able to capitalize on the reputations of existing companies (wish shein etc) to build their own brand#good idea generator
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So I was on reddit and I saw someone saying this in response to somebody else saying there would be no character in asoiaf that wouldn't have killed aerys in jaime's place:
"Once the Rossart was dead, there was virtually no threat of wildfire nukes. There was practically no reason to kill him. He wanted to kill him."
And I just..get so frustated bc, let's put it this way: aerys is the king, that alone makes everyone around him be his yes man, add to this that the king is a mad fucker and will kill anyone if he so much as wakes up with a bad mood and you have the unlucky pleasure of passing by him in the morning, everyone around him will be even less inclined to so much as question him. This is a court that just watches as the king kills anyone, even high lords, in unnecessarily cruel ways just bc, as he killed one of his hand's bc he refused to carry out one of his orders or something, even the queen has no protection against the king. These are the ppl surrounding the king. So you're telling me that the city will be safe from going kaboom just bc you, the 17yo hostage guard, killed one of the king's MANY pyromancers and put the king in a cell? No one will see the mad fucker in a cell and get him out? Once out of his cell, the mad fucker totally will not turn and say "hey, this bitch put me, the king, in jail, that's treason, kill him" and they will just not do it? You're telling me the other pyromancers totally did not have a back up plan of "if they didn't hear from Rossart every 2 hours or something push the nuclear button"? No? Everything would be totally fine as long as you kill the ONE errand man but keep alive the man giving the orders everyone feels compelled to obey, be it by duty or fear, that's totally fine right? it'll work out, promise ✊






the thing about redditors is that they cannot read and they also refuse to engage with what this story is actually exploring like a good 90% of the time
#ask#like u can make an argument that someone else in the same exact scenario mightve stopped it too#but god it misses the point of the aerys tragedy#which is the fact that so many ppl allowed him and gave him power to do what he did#bc the institution they are in and the system they r in#to the point that it escalated to a nuke#with only a teenager to be even there to stop it#and if u know the world we r living in this is not unrealistic actually 💀#+#‘a king keeps no secrets from his kingsguard’#and then from the visions we get from ned and jaimes weirwood dream#it keeps being indicated that w some of them even this threat wasnt enough lol#valyrianscrolls#not even touching ‘he didnt need to kill aerys he could’ve avoided that’ bc i find that just hilarious sorry#on multiple levels
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why has the fandom decided qi qingqi was a bitch to shen jiu. what if she kinda liked him
#iirc it's stated they didnt rlly know each other well#but like#what if she was like 'im too polite to call these ppl morons so i respect that u just up and do it'#nodding in approval as shen jiu rips some peak lord a new one#then sy comes along and he gets less bitchy and shes like aw damn :/ oh well#svsss#qi qingqi#shen jiu
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how do i talk about taash being a realistic character while also acknowledging that they absolutely couldve and shouldve been written better in every aspect
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#dragon age critical#taash#dragon age taash#i can only take so much “they act like a kid” takes from ppl#or ppl not understanding them saying no one likes being a woman#LIKE CMON#bioware get some non white ppl in that writers room im begging#get some non white trans ppl in there#anyway. i think some of how they act was unintentional can i be honest#to me they read as an autistic person that has a weird relationship with the world around them#i say this. as someone that is that. lmao#its like. man idk. them choosing a culture is dumb and ugh#but also their trans journey is interesting to look at#IDKKK#i wanna talk about them but i dont want weirdos or freaks in my notifs lmao#and like. god they couldve been written so much better#but also ppl not knowing that aqun athlok is a binary within the qun#and could get ascribed to ppl that ARENT that bc the qun has strict gender roles#but we dont see them look into qunari gender roles or customs#or rivaini gender roles/customs#UGHHHHHH bio ware you fumbled but also didnt but you did lord have mercy#if youre reading these#i hope you know these are just my scattered thoughts#one day ill do a real analysis on them#its an issue of them wanting the audience to know theyre nonbinary while also not creating an in world term#like aqun athlok. which again. does not describe taash lmao#and while i think its a good thing how up front their gender indentity is
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poll for my fellow readers of both fanfic and regular literature
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not including multiple narrators as a separate category because the story can still utilize either first or third for each of the narrators.
purposefully excluding omniscient 3rd person for this specific poll, because i wanted to see specifically the preference for a point of view that comes from a character rather than an unspecified, omniscient source.
don't care abt 2nd pov
also i don't care abt stuff like "if it's written well" or "depends on the fandom". just say "no preference" if you feel like you don't have a strong enough opinion on pov
#it's valeriia talking#pls reblog for a larger pool :)#ive recently found out that some ppl's strong preference is the opposite of mine and i didnt know that. so i wanna know more
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for once i would like there to be media (homestuck) that uses the same body type for wveryone under a "generic artstyle" basis (homestuck) and the body they use is average sized and not 6'0 victorias secret model sized (homestuck)
#like ok i Know they use generic bases and that the same base helps ppl make their own interpretations#but they let karkat be a hunk so whyd they keep june and terezi on ozempic#also i didnt have to endure a decade of fat vriska jokes for vriska to NOT be fat??#PUT SOME MEAT ON THOSE BEASTS#even tho theyre in the candy timeline. [crowd boos me offstage]
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reece characters getting called little ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#reece shearsmith#the league of gentlemen#inside no 9#in9#i haven't finished s3 or misc tlog content yet so may have to add some on later?#i wouldve included examples of other ppl calling him little but i dont have any! it's a steve thing ig!#he's petite...i want to put him in my bag...#anyway i can only speculate about the fact that only one of these lines comes from in9:#i think it's bc they didnt usually allocate roles until late in the process.#and the one example here is from tlw - cf my previous post about the allocation of roles in that episode#so they presumably already knew who would be playing chas when they wrote this line. whereas they might not for other eps#that said if you know any other examples from in9 pls let me know!#tlog#rs
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season 2 was for real lovers
#i understand the s1 enjoyers#amazing season as well ofc#but season 2 made me unlock emotions i didnt even know i had access to anymore#made me think abt things i never woulda thought about#just an insanely well crafted piece of art#fueled by blood sweat tears passion of some of the most creative ppl ever#very very special. to me
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I just find it so fucking funny how baby JK was SO ADAMANT on ranking JM last on looks and now he's going full tail-wagging, puppy-eyed, "you're prettier than the clouds" bf on THE VERY SAME GUY.
Oh, how the turntables
#jikook#i know for some ppl this is still a sensitive subject and i get that! but also... its always been pretty clear to me homeboy was either#teasing/joking and/or overcompensating#like mans WAS NOT SUBTLE AT ALL he truly went through one of the worst pigtail pulling phase ive seen in my life#he truly truthfully doesnt know how to be normal about jimin. i would respect that about him if he didnt make it my problem#i just wish someone would send him old videos of his rankings and ask him 'this you?' i KNOW he would cringe so bad i just know it.#you know the 'if you told about a victorian child about x yz they would spontaneously combust' meme?#i feel like that would be anyone trying to explain to jk in 2013 about ays and him going on about how pretty jm is.#i would love to see it @ficwriters
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Can we get more people in the PIMA DEFENDERS gang??? (the caps are necessary)


#blurred out the names in case some of the ppl dont wanna be shown#i dont know em#and i didnt ask so#just to be sure#textpost.bzzt#fandom.bzzt#helluva boss apology tour#helluva boss#better than blitzo guy
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this person turned off reblogs too so im making my own post
#its how i feel abt it too... i reblogged some of the the dumb jokes . guy swimming across the ocean etc#but sometimes ppl act so weird abt it as if theyve never had contact with outside countries before or didnt know they were the same as-#-people from their own country . in this way that feels concerning#blue.txt
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finally my full tora outfit design and info prediction yippeee ^_^ i had posted one some months ago but i like this one better :3
#charisma house#crsm#charisma house fanart#torahime shu#cequi_art#the pose is heavily based on the official tora pose obv#some small notes on the outfit#i know most ppl see his coat as white to represent his job as a scientist assistant but since this isnt his job anymore i decided to -#- make it another color#THO I LOVE FANART WHERE HIS COAT'S WHITE#i 100% wanted to put a tiger pattern somewhere but it didnt rlly fit with orange colors#so there's a slight pattern in the pants#light blue pen on his pocket for none other than his sensei..#thats all i think teehee
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