helltiervriska

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i succumbed. follow me on twitter

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commission for @snookie0914 !

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How we feeling Homestuck fandom?

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still so mad cuz we found a fuck ton of eightballs yesterday at the thrift store and if we had gotten there literally five min earlier i couldve gotten more. but the heterosexual couple standing there grabbed FOUR . literally a lesbophobic h8 crime #ForReal

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yeah i got this new strain called vriska serkin' it but im not really feeling anything

*10min later+

companion: why am i craving tums rn. can i lick you

: ohhh shit im high as eightballs. *looks in the mirror* Why am i White

companion: hey dont freak out about this but i need a sword . right now

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Prepare for our favs to be mischaracterized to hell and back when the pilot releases

As if we're not already used to it as Homestuck fans lol

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getting blue girl blasted tonight on honey chammomile vanilla tea in my eightball mug with my growing 8ball collection #Realhousewifesofalternia

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really cool homestuck lineup there, man. really enjoyed how you made a single female troll slightly curvy, i love it when its one of the really feminine side characters you dont like too. i love how you gave all the male trolls skinny dorito builds and made them taller than most of the troll girls, so unique. yeah and your size 10 jane next to 3 skinny short women and 4 skinny tall dudes was so groundbreaking. yeah and i really loved how everyone was white except for the ethnically ambiguous slight tan on jade and jake. oh and i really enjoy that you drew tavros standing without his robot legs, theres way too little art of that. and im so glad nepeta is the shortest, i hate when people dont draw her looking like a little girl next to Adult Man Equius. oh yeah and its just so cool how you put a ton of effort into perfecting the little details in the male characters designs while putting such little effort into the womens designs overall. youre such a unique artist that really breaks the boundaries of normal fandom art. can i commission you for 1000 more art pieces

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also. honestly. im happy to have new homestuck content to complain about. like i need to complain 8-16 times a day about anything in order to feel sane and when it comes out? ill simply have more fuel for the complaint fire.

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i genuinely do not have many opinions on this bcs ive always asserted that any movie/film adaptation of homestuck is gonna Suck Shit no matter What. so this is literally one of the biggest "sure. what the fuck ever." moments ive had in this fandom. like yeah. of course its vivziepop . of course toby fox is involved. of course theyre gonna introduce the trolls early. of course theyre gonna cut out the textual pesterlogs and condense them into verbal conversations. idk why everyone is freaking out as if its a crime for it to be bad. it was always gonna be bad! and ill fuckin watch it anyway. whatever. LMFAO

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vriska getting "blue girl blasted" at the giant spider web club (troll version of getting white girl wasted at the regular club)

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i hope to god that octopimp will not involved in vivziepops homestuck.

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so much homestuck happening rn here have some more ig

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this animated hs trailer shit is annoying as fuck . im going to the POOL today instead. #Outside

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candy rose is gonna come first ive got just about everything i need to pull her cosplay together + i am So not anywhere close to getting my facepaint recipe perfected and rosebot will take forever to make anyway. i thought about just covering my face in a thin layer glycerin/gelatin/water w silver pigment/full on making prosthetics for her w the same mix (which for some fucking reason seems easier than this damn facepaint) or like. straight up making a mask for her w glowing eyes in the meantime. but idk.