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auraeseer · 15 days ago

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The end . . .

#Oops #I just tarted...#I just tarted #tart ale #blueberry #strawberry #peach #passion fruit #vanilla #caldera #beer #vanilla beans #caldera brewing company #ashland #oregon

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s-aint-elmo · 1 year ago

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part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

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#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #farcille #dungeon meshi spoilers #doodles #mine #in my to-do list that second image is described as 'visions of marcille tarted up dark magician style dancing in falin's mind'#making laios call the dungeon lord dress weird in part one is just compliance to canon characterization HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME #i looove fashion and fashion as characterization so my headcanon is that marcille's epilogue style is a direct consequence of that dress #she realized that there was no escaping the resemblance to her mother bc it is now a proven fact that black brings out her cuntiferocity #also falin is wearing a chemise de la reine bc 1) plumage real estate 2) similar to her canon dresses and 3) booba

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temeyes · 10 months ago

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been working all day, have some Bois!

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qwakque · 1 year ago

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it shined more brightly than any gem could,,

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shiamiko · 2 months ago

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Where is his wife :(

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst spoilers #twst tnbc #twst skully #skully j graves #shia yuuniverse #shia tart #ace trappola #mafuyu miyazaki #idk if i should tag the other yuus #theyre just chibis lol

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parasolladyansy · 25 days ago

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Drew this during a “moment”. It was originally just with Rain, but then the others ended up joining in. Looks fluffy & warm. ☁️

#pokemon #trainersona #mental health #living with cptsd #vaporeon #altaria #castform #togekiss #cinccino #whimsicott #toxic encounter with someone I really don’t want to have to block but might have to now #then I had to toss out the lemon tart I JUST made #personal #vent art

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

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the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

#matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2425 #the famous vanha kauppahalli date™#we know how bad he is at pronouncing words not in english he does not want to fuck up his husbands language in front of him #(the nhl stars try to speak german video has entered the chat)#different attitudes here lmao #“he did good” mate he was... eating food... what... what is there to praise here..?#i shivered sweet mary and joseph sasha this is how you praise maffhew? yeah id be an annoying little shit about it too #whatever they have. unexplainable. i wont even bother #im glad to see pie and cake are still very confusing for esol #somehow ive had the conversation with several different people in my lifetime and realised even i dont know what the fuck it is #in the sense that when i translate pastries into english for my american friends i just pause and go #wait... i think this is a pie... but its called a tart in spanish but its also kind of a cake? and- [windows reboot sound]#ive had to do this with pastafrola and im like please just eat it dont make me explain im gonna cry if i do #I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT BECAUSE IT DOESNT EXIST IN AN ENGLISH CONTEXT TO ME JUST EAT IT #“so whats the difference between a torta and a tarta and isnt a tarta kinda like a pie-” “stop asking questions you dont want answers to”#you have no idea how upset i get trying to explain #im glad sasha at least protrays a little of that frustration by going “i dont know english word” girl SAME

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whaliiwatching · 1 year ago

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kaleidoscopic crush

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frosteaart · 3 months ago

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i see a leo covered in flowers and I have no choice but to draw

Clover Crown au belongs to @tangledinink

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#tarts&crafts #my art #digital art #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise fanart #rottmnt fanart #tmnt #rise leo #-gestures- i just think he's neat

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thingsnpngs · 6 months ago

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#the things i do for this blog #you ever seen someone sit in a public library putting two (2) egg custard tarts in a scanner?#and eat them immediately afterwards?#i hope you haven't #i wouldn't want to #png #transparent png #png images #free png #transparent #mine #random pngs #pngs #food png #these aren't horrendously out of date i just never got round to pnging them until now

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demonkinguwu · 12 days ago

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Happy Birthday to the only AU Vanessa I have that has a birthday lol

#a hat in time #demondoodles #my art #ahit #queen vanessa #ahit vanessa #ahit au #role swap vanessa #role swap au #first role swap au art in a loooong time lmao djskssns #I always try to make something for her birthday cause she's near and dear to me uwu #birthday facts let's go:#she never had a cake before but secertly baked one when she turned 16 which sparked her love for baking #there was a lot of snow when she was born and it kept going to a week #her first gift was at 5 she was given a plush rabbit from a foreign dignitary which her mom had to let her keep #she never celebrating her birthday until hattie came around and found out basically making a huge deal about it until she relented #her favorite cake flavor is strawberry with her favorite dessert being strawberry tarts #says she hates everyone making a big humbug of the day when Christmas is just around the corner but is secretly happy hehe

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stuck-in-jelly · 20 days ago

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Not sure why but it is just now dawning on me that to Viren it truly had been just moments ago that he died when Claudia resurrected him judging how he was baffled at the idea of him being dead for two days. Let alone two years.

But that means to him it was just days ago that Soren ran away from him, a deep betrayal in his eyes.

To him just a few days ago this was last he saw his son, then suddenly he grew up

#jelly tarts #the dragon prince #tdp soren #tdp viren #tdp magefam #i wonder how much it threw him off considering Claudia had stayed mostly the same still looking like his little girl #god and the differences between Viren feeling the 'betrayal' as if it was so recent vs 2 years of Soren attempting to heal being unraveled #in just a moment #me: yeah its been two years since they’ve seen each other #my brain on a Thursday afternoon: its been two years since /soren/ has seen viren. its between way less for Viren

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sw33tands4lty · 3 months ago

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ougghh,,, one of my first attempts at drawing them and tryna figure out their designs (for myself) from like. a week ago. i consider this old ass art by now lol

anyways uhh BonBaker in 2024 yipee wahoo!!

#🍭🧂Sweet & Salty #🎨 Ina Art #bonbaker #baroness von bon bon x chef saltbaker #baroness von bon bon #chef saltbaker #ship art #tw blood #it's just jam from a non-soul-cherry-flavored tart. i prommy.

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desultory-novice · 3 months ago

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"Comfort Food"

Late to the party Second-chance Round 2 propaganda time! I was cheering for both @moonmacabre01's Fondue and @m0x1ez's Moonstone, so going against both in one round was sad...!

But it wasn't hard to come up with a funny scenario for the two Dark Matter-possessed fairies (half-fairy in Noir's case) and Dedede's best chef. Especially after finding out about the existence of THIS dessert from the Hoshi no Kirby ~ Okashi na Sweet Island picture book!

Yes, that's a Dark Matter-themed fruit tart XD

Obligatory appeal to [Vote for Noir] in his current match to keep the comically traumatized failboy hijinks going for another round...!! - Full Thought Bubble Text (for ease of reading)

Moonstone:

There has to be a way to kill my other self. But which self is the "other" self? is there any way to escape this fate? If I could control it… But what if my research is just teaching it how to control me first…?

Noir:

I'm a monster. I don't deserve to live. But then why do I still linger on after death? is this punishment for what I did? I just want it to end. But do i even deserve to be free…?

@kirbyoctournament

#Kirby OC #Kirby OC Tournament #Noir Fontaine #Fondue (Kirby OC)#Moonstone (Kirby OC)#I didn't know how tall Moonstone was at the time but she wielded the Dark Matter Blade ever so briefly in RP...#...so I figured this wouldn't be too far off?? (Turns out she IS shorter than that but just go with it XD )#Also Fondue might not accidentally serve up 'Dark Matter Tart' if he was close with Dedede...but it made a good joke >w<#I switched styles again between the last piece and this #Someday I will settle on a look...!! Or will I?!#(AN: Following the tournament Noir got plenty of nice therapy and no longer runs screaming from the sight of chocolate)#Dess Art Post #cw: eye contact

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crockpotfullofworms · 9 months ago

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Lalapril Day 9: Emotion

When you accidentally step on your minions paw

#this took an embarrassingly long amount of time and i already want to try and redo it #but!! i'm just going to get this out there now #i was going to do something much more serious but this fucking meme wouldn't leave my head #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#lalapril #silly gpose #lalapril 2024 #lalafell #gooseberry tart #gpose #oc: gooseberry tart

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shepherds-of-haven · 9 months ago

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im so sorry but bff blade absolutely hating mc's lame ass boyfriend red is the funniest concept in the world to me espec in a modern au. mc being like i love to hang out with my two favorite boys 🥰+blade absolutely white knuckling through it and exploding red in his mind. red just being like 🤠? the whole time. scream.

MC and Red walking along together:

Blade, trailing along approximately 3 feet behind them:

#in all seriousness though i think if there are no romantic feelings involved for blade #then his mien towards red is more general aloofness/indifference/mild dislike rather than exploding red in his mind #i mean they work together *fine enough* that red isn't fully like 'oh yeah that guy definitely hates my ass'#he just assumes blade is that unfriendly towards everybody lol #but it's a tart coldness and aloofness than it is an outright hostility most of the time lol #still it makes for a great comedic image!#Blade #Blade Bronwyn #Red #Red Antiqua #silly

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