#bonbaker

[mi---amor]

oh yeah, i also just got a BonBaker ship blog going for anyone interested lol

my hyperfixation with them is just as high as with my selfship blog so will be sharing art n whatever as well.

yuh

[jessberriies]

❝Way to go dumbdrop, you open your heart to a man that wasn’t a prince, where’d that get me..? A chef kiss goodbye.❞

[prometheus-esenin]

When the Baroness confesses to the Saltbaker that she is a cannibal, but...

[ms-ink-art]

[shriimptart]

an offering, your honor

[actually-karp]

contribution to BonBaker ^^

I missed drawing cuphead stuff

[hostess-of-horror]

I'll Never 'Dessert' You

A Vampire!Chef Saltbaker x Baroness von Bon Bon Fanfic

Inspired by @winslowdraws and @jessberriies (the best of both worlds!)

Content Includes: Harassment, Attempts at Forced Marriage, Graphic Violence, Extreme Gore, Body Horror, Cursing, and Flirting

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"Now, now, don't be that way, my lady! Surely, you want to be married!", insisted the arrogant Lord Creamsicle, "How could a woman of your status refuse such an offer?" Baroness von Bon Bon sat on her throne, her chin resting on her hand, and rolled her eyes. This had been going on for way too long, for the sun had begun to set over the horizon. Suitor, after suitor, after suitor. Every one of them made their advances, but to no avail. They presented her with all sorts of luxuries - luxuries she already has on her own - that came with marriage. Lord Creamsicle was no different, albeit more persistent, having wasted her time trying to persuade her. "A woman of my status can, will, and shall refuse an offer when she needs to. This is ridiculous. I do not intend on staying here longer than I already have, and I suggest that you leave right this instant!", Bon Bon responded with a huff. Fists clenched, Lord Creamsicle's eyebrows furrowed, his breathing heavier with every exhale, his teeth clenched. Despite considered within the social circle to be a renaissance man, patience was one of the few things he had no skill in.

"How dare you dismiss me! I am Lord Creamsicle!", he bellowed, grabbing her wrist and pulling her close, "And I will not leave until I have you as my wife! As Heaven and Hell as my witness, do you hear me!" Bon Bon, forcibly thrown onto the floor, let out a cry. Lord Creamsicle marched over to her to clutch the back of her neck, only to be met by the barrel of a candy cane shotgun. "Ya know... For someone who comes from high class society, you certainly don't act like one.", Bon Bon spat, loading her weapon, "I got news for you, Lord Cunt-sicle, you ain't gonna make me! I'd be a dead woman before I ever become your wife!" Lord Creamsicle backed off as Bon Bon rose to her feet, still aiming the shotgun at his face. Beads of orange-flavored sweat dripped down his forehead as he raised his arms defensively.

His body began to shake in fear. He had pursued many other women of royal and noble status before, but none had ever had the strength to deny him like this. The feeling of embarrassment and shame began to flood his mind, emasculating his oh so perfect image and ego. With one final retort, Lord Creamiscle smirked to continue his manly facade.

“My dear, you are capable of many things,” Lord Creamiscle patronized Bon Bon, “but murder is not one of them. So I suggest you be a good girl, and put down the--” The lights flickered. The throne room began to lose light, on and off, in short spurts until they finally gave out. Darkness was all Bon Bon and Lord Creamsicle could see. “What the devil...?” he cursed to himself. Looking around was futile, but the baroness knew her own place well enough to escape from the conflict, albeit blindly. Lord Creamiscle had less luck, for he ended up lost within the pitch black environment around him. He waved his arms reckless, searching for his unwilling bride, out of unchecked anger. Bon Bon hid in a corner, hearing him throw a tantrum bigger than a spoiled child's rage. She traced her hands across the wall behind her and touched a familiar crack. The crack was the edge of a door, which lead deeper into her castle. Before she went up to enter the door, however, the slight sound of tiny particles spilling down as a large mass made her stop in her tracks. As the sound became louder, so did the wrathful Lord Creamiscle.

Louder and louder the noise grew and soon it echoed in the dark throne room. Bon Bon could not figure out what exactly was that sound. She made sure that her castle was built solid with all sorts of sugary confections and candies. There was no way that it would allow leakage to enter inside. But whatever this was, it found its way in. Her fingers then brushed against the leakage – it felt like sand, or perhaps, sugar. Bon Bon rubbed her thumb and index finger together and licked them.

It tasted salty.

The lights flickered back on. Their eyes strained at the light. As their sight adjusted, they found themselves in a room filled with a deeply harsh red color. Pouring from the cracks of the walls, mouse holes, and every nook and cranny were streams of salt, writhing and slithering across the marble floor. They gathered like snakes, coming together towards the center where the dazzled Lord Creamsicle stood. The salt stirred and shifted into coils, making its way up at his ankles, wrapping around his legs and slowly up his waist. The orange-flavored noble yelped, swiping away at the sentient coils but to no avail. The more he panicked, the harder they clung onto him, scratching at his frozen flesh. In doing so, Lord Creamiscle began to feel an excruciating sensation as the spiral of salt melted into his body like acid on wood. Holes began to form, some small, some bigger, giving passageways for the salt to consume his cream-filled insides. Bon Bon watched in horror as her “suitor” screamed in agony, grabbing a hold of his stomach, completely at the mercy of this gut-wrenching terror. His screams then became silent as he felt himself beginning to vomit. He could not hold it back, and as he puked, a long, large sodium-filled arm emerged from his mouth and clawed into his eye sockets! Lord Creamsicle gagged, helpless as his flesh began to shrivel within seconds. His eyes, nose and tongue melted into a sloppy orange and white goop, as well as his stomach and intestines. His legs gave in; his knees buckled in on themselves. With one finally croak, Lord Creamiscle was no more.

There, in the middle of the throne room, was a drained body covered in a pile of flesh-eating salt. Bon Bon sat in the corner speechless. Such a gruesome death rendered her shocked, if not traumatized. What sort of monstrous substance is this? It was nothing she had ever seen in Sugarland. Sure, there were caramel tar pits, spiky sugar crystal vines, hot chocolate geysers, and even the occasional sudden syrup sinkholes! But nothing, nothing, was ever as horrific as this. Slowly and cautiously, the baroness rose to her feet. She aimed her attention to the nearby door in an attempt to escape the slithering salt. But before she could make one step, the salt loosen their grip on Lord Creamsicle and ventured its way towards her. The snake-like streams suddenly merged altogether, piling themselves higher and higher, morphing themselves into one solid form. It was huge, almost taking up the entire space of the room as it grew two massive arms and one giant head. Its features then became clearer; a sinister grin with sharp teeth, a long pointy nose, and a pair of venomous yellow eyes. Bon Bon could try and leave, but the sheer size of this salty monster made it impossible. She gulped. Is this the end for the Baroness of Sugarland?

The monster soften his smile and lowered himself down, just slightly hovering over Bon Bon. His expression turned pitiful. He gently raised his hand and lifted her chin up with one single finger. Fear was written all over Bon Bon's face. “A thousand apologies, milady.” the monster sighed, “I could not help but hear you from afar. You were in trouble, and I had to help.” Bon Bon blinked in surprise. “And, I am deeply sorry for that... rather violent display. But Lord Creamsicle had it coming.” Bon Bon's eyebrows furrowed. She opened her mouth to speak, almost hesitating to respond. “Saltbaker...?” she replied, recognizing his voice. The monster smiled sweetly, “Ah, so you have heard of me?”

“Chef Saltbaker, I... How...?”

“I understand your confusion. I would be too. You see, my dear, I am not what I used to be so many years ago. I had become a creature; one that feeds to satiate a ravenous hunger. Many fear the likes of me. But I beg of you to not be afraid.”

“I... Thank you, Saltbaker.”

“You are very welcome, Baroness. Before I go, I noticed that you had a small taste of salt. If you don't mind, may I... have a small taste of sweetness?”

Bon Bon shivered at his question. A part of her wanted to refuse and run away. But a part of her followed the rules of decency and wanted to give him the respect he deserved. She went with the latter, nodding her head at him with a shy grin. With a gentlemanly smile, Chef Saltbaker gently held her hand and planted a small kiss. The baroness blushed. He then turned her hand to expose her wrist, the veins poking through her pink skin. Chef Saltbaker brushed his lips against her veins, his tongue delicately savoring its flavor with one long, salivating lick. “Mmmm... Strawberry. My favorite flavor~” he hummed, gently placing his other hand over hers, “From this night forth, I will never 'dessert' you.” Chef Saltbaker winked.

The lights flickered again.

He disappeared without a trace.

[jessberriies]

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! What a cute thing to wake up to !! Aaa!! Dearie they look wonderful!!

A little "Bonbaker" WIP doodle inspired by @jessberriies art of the two! I just think they're cute and the ship is actually quite fitting! The chef/baker and the baroness of sweets!!

[bonbake]

Bánh mì hoa cúc tại Hà Nội gần như chưa có thương hiệu Việt Nam nào có thể cạnh tranh được với các thương hiệu nước ngoài. Bonbake ra đời vơi mục tiêu đem tới cho người Việt những chiếc bánh ngon-chuẩn-vừa túi tiền.

[jessberriies]

Hello yes I’ve come bearing unbelievable bullshit on main, after hearing about the dlc being released recently I had to give it a whirl. I ended up loving the malicious vibes of the Chef SaltBaker had and decided to put a crack shippin’ to work. I love them very much your honor, I called them BonBaker...

[prometheus-esenin]

crepe fuckers are the standard of a hetero couple🥺💗

bakerbon?.

AAAAH!!!no wonder ppl are gay this shit scary af!!!!!

[prometheus-esenin]

Personal headcanons: evil!BonBaker

Lady’s and gentleman’s

T H E Y

[shriimptart]

Hi!❤️ It's not an idea or anything like that, just a question. How do you feel about BonBaker? Not the most popular couple, although in relation to canonical characters it has been quite common lately

Hello! :]

Honestly, I like it and I think they’d make a cute couple. On one hand you’ve got a recently reformed but overall very chipper and (imo) flirty baker with a salty side, and on the other hand you’ve got a stubborn and feisty Baroness with a sweet side. The Baroness would probably take a while to warm up to him, but I like to think he can read people like a recipe book and he enjoys taking his sweet time slowly bringing that sweet side of her out with flirting, gifts, serenades, and other tokens of affection. An old-fashioned romance sorta thing.

In the very least, if nothing else, I would think they can relate over the fact that 1) they both like sweets, 2) the Baroness probably has some baking skills while Saltbaker is, yknow, Gordon Ramsey, and 3) they’ve both had their asses kicked by cups. Solidarity, I suppose.

[askcannibalsaltbaker]

do you have any cuphead ships you like/are canon in your au?

okokokok

so

i don't like many cuphead ships but yeah imma state some i like

captain brineybeard x cala maria (thank you cuphead show for making it canon i will cry again <3)

beppi x djimmi i think some of you already knew i like this one

devildice- you guys already know this

aaand bonbaker

ik i'm not special or have any funny ships

but for the ones that are canon in my au probably just bonbaker and it's not really canon since there's just gonna be a little bit of tension between the two- for now at least.

idk i might change my mind and trash this completely lmao

[hostess-of-horror]

Damn... What about a little dirty bakerbon?

Like two assholes finding each other?👉🏻👈🏻

Just so to let you know, Anon, I don't write explicit NSFW smut. So... "dirty" may be not so "dirty".

For anyone else who wants to send me an ask, my writing will sometimes have suggestive things in it, but overall, they will not show sexual content. The closest I'll ever go is a make out session. I apologize, and I don't judge, but I want to keep it relatively clean.

But! I do like the BonBaker ship, and I have a fanfic currently in my drafts, so I'm taking your request! If you don't mind, I'm adding Vampire!Chef Saltbaker into this one.

Note: I am truly sorry that it took so long to finish up this ask! I had to get a new laptop to properly finish writing my stuff. Also, I'm pretty sure this is not what you wanted, but it's better than nothing I suppose...

Baroness and the Beast

Content Includes: Graphic Violence, Child Death, and Gore

When they first met, it was in Sugarland.

The autumn moon hung above in the night sky, illuminating the swirling, candied paths where three naughty children ran, fearing for their lives.

It was another hunt for the Baroness; they had broken the two most important rules of Sugarland: Never tell anyone about Sugarland and never, ever, ever take a bite from her candy castle.

With her castle, alive and sentient, rampaging its way towards the children, Baroness von Bon Bon had her eyes set on yet more sweet treats to devour.

The three children looked all so tasty, now that they were transformed into delicate little desserts.

The first child, being round and plump, morphed into a jelly-filled pastry, sprinkled and caramelized with sugar.

The second child became living licorice, braided into one giant stick, with her limbs all wobbly and too unstable to function.

The third child was perhaps the most delicious of them all: a beautifully crafted sundae dish, complete with chocolate syrup, neopolitan ice cream, sliced bananas, whipped cream, and a tiny cherry on top.

All these lovely sweet treats and they were all hers for the taking.

That is... until another visitor appeared during that night.

The mysterious visitor had taken the pastry one in one swift motion, almost going unnoticed by Bon Bon.

Bon Bon stopped the chase to find her missing victim, letting her castle to continue the chase.

She ran as fast as she could to catch up to him and the stranger, thus leading her all the way to a small forest of lollipops and candy canes.

There, with his hands, face, and teeth stained with gooey raspberry filling, was the mysterious stranger, hunched over the desecrated corpse of the first child.

The chest and abdomen were ripped apart, similar to that of a dissected dead frog, and the organs – liver, intestines, stomach, lungs – were carved out and splattered across the ground.

This grotesque sight did not cause the Baroness to flee in fear; shocked, yes, but not afraid.

The visitor rose to his feet, revealing himself to be a large, tall man made out of glass with salt filled inside his body.

His clothing was that of a chef's uniform, now stained from his feast, and his eyes were bright with a venomous yellow.

Bon Bon had never seen anyone quite like him before; in fact, she had never anyone who was a cannibal... just like her.

But the chef was not just a cannibal.

With voracious excitement, he lunged at the Baroness, his sharp fangs and claws bared, tackling her to the ground.

Hovering over her, the chef stared her down with his yellow eyes, breathing heavily.

Bon Bon could smell the sickly sweet aroma of his breath invading her senses.

Within moments, his breathing slowed, his senses coming to him as he realizes who he had pinned down.

“Baroness...?”

The chef, realizing the situation he was in, immediately jumped away from her.

The baroness did nothing but stare at him; all she could muster was to stare at him.

No words could describe how surprising – how relieving – it was to find this stranger in Sugarland.

Ever since the ancient curse was placed upon her, life had been very lonely for her.

Sure, she has the occasional naughty child who comes by and eats her sweet treats, but none of them had “similar tastes” like her.

Finally after moments of staring, Bon Bon finally spoke to him, her cheeks flushed with color.

“Hello... My name is Baroness von Bon Bon.”

The chef looked at her with confusion, “Are you... not scared of me?”

“Of course not! Anytime a visitor comes to Sugarland, I get so giddy inside!”

“Uh huh...”

“Aaaand I see that you caught one of my soon-to-be sweet treats! But I suppose he's yours now! That's fine, there's two more I can devour! Soooooo... how was he? Wasn't he just scrumptious?”

“He... he was. Very much so. Wait, you eat them?”

“Oh yeah, all the time! Well, only after they've been turned into sweet treats, that is.”

“Huh... And you do realize that I'm a...”

“Hmm? Oh, oh! Lemme guess! Ummm... Ah! You're a vampire!”

“Yeah...”

The baroness gasped, her gleefulness getting to the best of her.

A real, living vampire! Here in Sugarland!

Surely, Bon Bon must be dreaming!

Clapping her hands together, Bon Bon lept to her feet and went to hug him; the chef, taken by surprise, hesitantly hugged her back.

“Oh! Sorry about that! I got a bit excited! You have no idea how much of a big, big fan I am of people like you!”

“Really? Usually people would either be terrified or dismiss the entire thing as fiction.”

“Yeah, but I'm not like other people! Not at all!”

“I can tell.”

“Say, what's your name, stranger?”

“Saltbaker, my lady. Chef Saltbaker – the greatest chef in all of Inkwell Isles!”

“Nice to meet you, Saltbaker!”

After the two had properly introduced each other, they spent the night hunting the rest of the children throughout Sugarland.

The licorice child was caught by the baroness, chopped into tiny, chew-able bits by her candy cane staff.

The sundae child was slaughtered by Chef Saltbaker, torn into a messy, creamy slop of sugary goodness, chocolate, and whipped cream.

Since their candied gore-infested feast that moonlit night, the Baroness had fallen for the Beast.

[yoursminehourss]

(Sitting like a wise old man on a log) okay so call me controversial for this but I HATE DevilDice so much like its so unreal. At first I was just like "ok" when Cuphead was more niche, like it was dumb since I dont think you NEED to ship anything in Cuphead to Like it and engage with it but like whatever right?? But then as it started gaining more and more traction with talk of the DLC and S1 of The Cuphead Show! DevilDice was EVERYWHERE and I personally didn't really understand why people so desperately wanted DevilDice to be real, especially when the Devil and King Dice didn't really have much in common or anything that really told me "oh yeah they NEED to be together", people were just kinda making shit up as they went and like idc if people do that for their ships but because it was EVERYWHERE in the fandom tag, character tags, etc, there was NO way to really avoid it!! And the fact that King Dice's character was reduced to JUST "The Devil's Henchman" and not the respected and even downright intimidating figure the Game made King Dice, it was super insulting...especially when he was HEAVILY based on a Real person (Cab Calloway)!! And how he's kinda reduced to just a joke character that nobody really takes seriously anymore is super disheartening and I'm like "#NOTMYDICE"!!!! I JUST dont think people should have to rely on a ship to care about a source, but thats exactly what like 90% of the Cuphead fanbase does (they couldn't go 1 day without shipping King Dice with Chef Saltbaker!!!) And its super annoying imo...these characters can be completely appreciated without all the nonsensical and bizarre ships and AUs like...yandere King Dice???? Like what does that even mean KING DICE WOULDNT FUCKING DO THAT!!!!!!!

Also just as a little add on it really sucks that so much of the The Cuphead Show!/Cuphead Fans went totally Gaga over The Devils and King Dice's VAs/Twitter Accounts "flirting" with each other and didn't even realize that Netflix (a multimillion corporate entity) was totally baiting their audience because they KNOW that'll capture their audience's attention without explicitly doing anything that they're even hinting at. Ok Thanks for coming to my ted talk (gaster sfx) ✌

oh god you know what youre so fucking right. i never really understood the devildice hype? like sure i can see the appeal or whatever. who fucki knows. but the shipping inthis fandom is absolutely fucking insane. the dlc came out and everyone just started shipping random fucking characters. i dont undestnad the bonbaker hyper at all whatsoever. if anything it makes me like violently angry

and yeah the show fucking ruined so many of the characters!!! i know i made a joke about how i loved that they made dice super pathetic or whatever but honestly? i wish they hadnt!!!!! and obvs netflix is just baiting the fans. i know one of the creators confirmed multiple characters to be gay + one nonbinary but like. still.

u r so right 4 all of this 🤝🤝🤝🤝