#I just had to laugh

[kaesaaurelia]

Scott: What can you do, Martyn?

Martyn: I haven't quite figured that out yet. [Martyn then produces roughly ten seconds of elaborate bullshit.]

Scott: What about when you were stood over with Grian and all that, and you were laughing about your power, saying how it would help you be sneaky?

[fortuitously-timed thunderclap]

Martyn: Oh! There goes Skizz! What's going on there? [runs away]

[feaftlikeabeaft]

Laios: 😦

Falin: 💀

The music: 💃🕺👏🥰🍺

[bummeryumedanshi]

Yeah so i came home from work today and talked to my flatmate for a while. I said to them "tumblrs been showing me a lot of mouthwashing content recently,". We sat in silence a little bit. They were trying not to laugh. I was like what?? They just went its jimmy isnt it.

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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[naptimed]

also i hope usha vance never knows a peaceful night’s sleep for the rest of her miserable life

[dreaminginholo]

2019 was the worst year in my existence and i have lived 8 different lives since

the amount of lessons i’ve learned since 2019 feels like 4 different lives.

[rachelfc-art]

Princess in Shining Armor

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[six-tooth]

who doesn't love a gyroscopic man

[theisopodyearns]

I've had my phone decide that it just. Was going to stop existing. Straight up STOPPED having a console to respond to... anything. Like anything at all. I could get it to the reboot screen as an emergency measure as much as I wanted but the same thing still came up:

Console: Null

A fun thing about computer skills is that as you have more of them, the number of computer problems you have doesn't go down.

This is because as a beginner, you have troubles because you don't have much knowledge.

But then you learn a bunch more, and now you've got the skills to do a bunch of stuff, so you run into a lot of problems because you're doing so much stuff, and only an expert could figure them out.

But then one day you are an expert. You can reprogram everything and build new hardware! You understand all the various layers of tech!

And your problems are now legendary. You are trying things no one else has ever tried. You Google them and get zero results, or at best one forum post from 1997. You discover bugs in the silicon of obscure processors. You crash your compiler. Your software gets cited in academic papers because you accidently discovered a new mathematical proof while trying to remote control a vibrator. You can't use the wifi on your main laptop because you wrote your own uefi implementation and Intel has a bug in their firmware that they haven't fixed yet, no matter how much you email them. You post on mastodon about your technical issue and the most common replies are names of psychiatric medications. You have written your own OS but there arent many programs for it because no one else understands how they have to write apps as a small federation of coroutine-based microservices. You ask for help and get Pagliacci'd, constantly.

But this is the natural of computer skills: as you know more, your problems don't get easier, they just get weirder.

[saragrosie]

Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

[feelo-fick]

"it feels like just yesterday you wanted to kick me in the throat..."

"that WAS yesterday! good times..."

og post :]

[pansy-picnics]

“gay son or thot daughter,” you start to ask, but you can’t even finish your sentence because cosmo and wanda heard “gay son” and immediately started cheering and clapping

[torisprlng]

bonus:

Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman Go Claws Out While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

[paesthethyc]

An excuse to draw the Krew SixFanarts but its OUAW ! close-ups: