#I just don’t buy it
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honestly with now 3 ada members dying over two chapters i just don’t buy that anyone is truly dead. there is absolutely no way asagiri kept reviving everyone just to kill off characters that haven’t completed their arcs yet
#im not even being sad or grieving yet because i just don’t believe it#no way they explained kenji’s past just to off him 18 chapters later#same with junichiro they keep hinting at things with him. his arc isn’t over#and kunikida. why would they hype him up as the next leader for no reason just to kill him ??#i just don’t buy it#i bet it’ll be some sort of time manipulation thing to bring them back#something something killing amenogozen will undo the time and the damage it caused bringing everyone back#or something along that line#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 118#bsd chapter 118
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Judi Dench, icon, international treasure, never been more unconvincing
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I don’t know why everyone is so quick to believe that the Henry trapped in the studio is just a copy of the real Henry. Sure, Henry admits he’s realized he isn’t human but that doesn’t mean he isn’t the real Henry. Sacrificing people to turn them into ink creatures is a main staple of the story after all. And yes, Joey says the Henry in the studio is a copy, but Joey is a known liar.
#batim#batdr#henry stein#bendy and the dark revival#if you believe Henry’s a copy that’s fine#I just don’t buy it
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i don’t believe drunk people u r doing that on purpose
#idk if i’m just immune?#or have just never actually been drunk?#i just don’t buy it#ur simply acting like that on purpose#(joke)
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.
#edit: go to https://gazafunds.org/ and donate $5 you would otherwise spend on streaming services on a campaign!#ra speaks#piracy#media piracy#pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud#obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them#this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams#edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal#edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.
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Guys.
Y’all.
I…
I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.
Look. Okay.
There are two things you need to know, here.
First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).
Like this one, currently in the Met:
Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:
They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.
The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.
Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?
#tagamemnon#fischteller#can you fucking imagine?#like other painters trying to explain to him that fish don’t have eyebrows#and he’s just like ‘fuck you all at least my fish have SOULS.’#and people bought them???#other people were also like ‘FUCK YEAH EYEBROW FISH!!!’#other people like me.#I would 100000% buy the eyebrow fish
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oh god their finally all back together !!!! But also I was screaming at my phone for that entire epsiode for ally to insight check the fucking goose
#I don’t trust them#sparrow speaks#d20 lb#ughhhh it’s because everyone else was getting a very obviously biased pov and it’s like oh there’s fairies and princesses and witches and t#Ey all seem pretty shadey and so I’m like#Okay sure let’s trust this one guy who’s saying oh yeah this book is great#I just don’t buy it#I also need them all to communicate everything that happened pleasee#High like im so glad Gerald did not give the fairy the glass shard#Thank the stars for Murph having terrible rolls
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You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.
#murder she wrote#matlock#diagnosis murder#father dowling mysteries#agatha christie’s poirot#columbo#quincy ME#ironside#perry mason#there are a few others#yes i know there are murder mystery shows on now#but i'm talking specifically about the silly old fashioned ones that have guest stars as murders who used to be quite famous#and yes I know they have rebooted several of these buy none of them are watchable#but that is a whole lot of white people#still fun shows tho that had fun guest stars#yes yes I’ve seen the hallmark movies they are awful and usually don’t have good guest stars#and whilst i love these shows there are way too many white people#I just wanna see old people on tv drinking tea or eating chilli and chasing after murderers.#Perry mason was actually quite young. I want someone over 50 or 60 at least.#and give me more older people with disabilities. I wanna see canes and wheelchairs.#yes the nun in father dowling played a nun in#sister act#but Perry mason was brought back when he was older so he still counts.#yes I’ve seen poker face and it’s good. but I want older people on my screen.
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“buffy ended the show single :)” ok but only because her current love interest just DIED!! (he near quite literally died in her arms! in sacrifice for her!) her last words of the entire series were telling him she loves him and then saying his name in admiration. she isn’t single; she’s a widow.
#spuffy#anti cookie dough#also lol just for clarity and so they don’t come here:#anti bangel#anti-bangel#this post inspired by nothing in particular#except the ongoing women need to be alone to be strong bullshit narrative by anti feminist JW#can’t believe so much of the fandom buys that#buffy anne summers LOVES love#she values romance in her life#look at the way she talks to and looks at and touches spike in s7#and TRY to tell me she just wanted to be alone#you can’t#that’s insane troll logic#and i’m so serious fking ANTI cookie dough!!#no one is ever done baking#ever#we all grow and change our entire lives and we deserve companionship while we do that#i’m not saying buffy needed to be ready to settle down#whatever that means#but she very clearly enjoyed having spike as a partner#as evidenced by the scene IMMEDIATELY after the cookie dough speech lol#and she should get to have a romantic partner who also wants her#ie spike#obligatory fandom and shippy tags:#spuffy is endgame#you’re the one buffy#i believe in you spike#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer
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The Wild Robot
My Response After Watching it
Y’all. I believe in humanity again if THAT is what people can create. What a story. WHAT. A. Story.
Please. Please. PLEASE. Take the time to watch it. It is BEYOND worth it.
#the wild robot#just being jayus#serendipity247#serendipitouslyjayus#I may have just discovered my new favorite movie#This is so good that I will buy a hoodie#Y’all don’t understand#I stimmed so hard at the movie theater I was shaking my seat#I skipped the entire way back to my car#faith in humanity restored#wild robot#I will watch this#Over#And#Again#Pedro Pascal was a serious mood#The story was delectable#The art was scrumptious#The humor high brow#The message heartwarming and forever life changing#I am so very very happy right now#I also saw a shooting star IN THE CITY#It’s a good day to be alive yall
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very fond of the ann reardon debunk videos where she makes an awful recipe or food hack from some content farm and then feeds it to her husband. Yeah this hack is dangerous and doesn’t work and is quite bad, and now its Dave’s turn in the torment
#Every day I think well why don’t I just go to the store and buy ingredience and make a damn cake#Well the answer is I have poor memory and chronic pain sir. But mark my words one of these days im going to grab a reardon recipe#And have a nice sweet treat
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A lot of people think my autism is “getting better” but I think a lot of it has to do with being an adult and being able to make my own decisions. I used to have frequent meltdowns and shutdowns and on the outside seemed more “obviously” autistic. But I’m 19 now, so I have a lot more say in my life. I only buy one brand of socks. I only own 2 types of shoes. All of my clothes are the exact same. I only eat what *I* want to eat and think feels safe. I can drive and can choose when to leave for appointments and obligations. If I were still a child and forced to wear socks with seams in the toes or clothes that fit me wrong or foods that trigger my sensory issues or have my routine thrown off by other people, I would have A LOT more issues. But since I’m an adult, I have control over most aspects of my life. I’m not “less autistic” now, I just have more free will and know myself well enough to avoid triggers.
#autism is a neurodevelopmental condition#you’re born with it#it can’t ‘get better’#BUT!!!!!!#and this is a huge but#you CAN learn ways to deal with it better!!!!#you can learn how to cope#and how to work with autism instead of fighting it#let me tell you. if someone forced me to eat peas right now….. I would scream and cry and throw up from a sensory issues meltdown#but I’m an adult so I just. don’t buy or use peas.#and my mom knows me well enough that if she makes a dinner with peas#she just pulls a portion out for me before adding the peas#actually autistic#actually autism#autism#autistic#neurodivergent
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The reviews are in!!!
“Hedonistic beefcake. Fattest ass with the most eager tight hole. Will make you cum 10/10” - a white guy
#my darling ex said he’d write me a hole testimony for me since I haven’t been getting good matches on bumble 😍#legally I also have to state that the bulge in this image is unrepresentative of the final product#idk why it looks like I was stuffing my undies but also like I don’t recall buying this jock???#I feel like when I wake up in the morning it’s gonna be gone#like it was just here a flattering if inaccurate bulge pic and then went off to the next guy… so much love and magic in the world…#gpoy
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What if Dragon Age but they all work at Costco
it’s been 20 minutes and I’m already obsessed with this AU
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#Isabela married hawke cuz he’s rich and she can buy all the box wine she wants#anders uses company resources to stockpile fertilizer and nitroglycerin pills for Reasons#Ferris tried to run anders over with a forklift and got sent to HR#where Dorian told him “I don’t know how to tell you you should care about your coworkers”#Fenris is 5 months sober and he can’t afford to lose this job#iron bull is a war vet who treats his coworkers like family and does not allow anyone to disrespect them#Sera steals from the company in every way imaginable#Isabela shoplifts because she can#Solas and Anders have long talks about the philosophy of labour and end up trying to secretly start a union#Hawke is just here to pick up some cereal#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age 2#garrett hawke#solas dragon age#dorian pavus#the iron bull#fenris#dragon age fanart#DAcostco
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#angry feminist#feminicide#especially tough week#I’m French tho I’m following the trial of the husband & 51 (they could identified on the videos they’re much more)#and what they’re saying to justify themselves (like « the husband gave consent or I thought she was just asleep) make me SICK and what men#are commenting online about this case like they don’t buy it and the classic Not All Men 🙄🤬🤢#the husband said that only 3 out of 10 men refused (and none reported it) to come r*pe his unconscious wife..#men from all ages professions one was a neighbour one had HIV and went back multiple times 🤬🤢 lots have wives & kids some had previous#r*pe convictions (one against in own daughter) and lots were caught with possession of child p*#your boyfriend your friend your ex your husband your relative your neighbor your doctor your teacher…#we’re never safe#I’m so tired but still ENRAGED#feminism#femicide#misogyny#crimes against women#violence against women
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thinking about little baby regulus black makes my stomach hurt he had big ol bug eyes and crazy curls and freckles and he was always so small and he cried over anything and he hated loud noises and he was in such awe of the world … so naturally curious …….. man walburga and orion just have to die
#regulus black#marauders#marauders era#rab#yap tag#i love him…..#so much…..#don’t even BRING sirius up i can’t handle that#we all just need to buy a gun
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