#I honestly didnt know who to put for beast wars

[ganondoodle]

as i was awake in the middle of the night for like 2 hours bc i felt sick i had more somewhat random totk thoughts

one being that i really hate how raurus response to concerned zelda is, after sonia died in that almost funny how little impactful it was way, "im sure you are here for a reason" (actually, i hate how often this sentence is used in general to .. idk i guess its supposed to be inspiritational???)

bc what does that mean actually? him saying that to someone who got there absolutely by accident really just sounds like "i dont care go figure it out yourself bc i dont want to think about anything concerning you or your troubles lol" i guess its meant to sound like OOOOH fate has BROUGHT you here bc you have to furfill a role you dont know yet (spoiler its being a sacrifice girl with no personality) and besides me hating the 'inescapable fate' trope in general (at least the way its usually done in these games, which is not to struggle against it but willingly accept whatever you are told and pretend thats good) its really jsut goddamn boring and is really only an excuse to well .. ignore her and her trouble; shouldnt you, if you were actually such a cool guy like the game wants me to believe so bad, do everything in your power to get zelda back to her own world before shes pulled even further into the war you caused now that her only ""mentor"" that could help her get more use of her pretty much useless sudden powers is gone too?? i know shes basically dead wife sonia replacement (can of worms ugh) but it still grinds my gears whenever i think of that cutscene, bc i cant help but hear it as the lamest excuse in existence to not care about her and just kinda .. see what happens which in this case means leave zelda completely on her her own since both rauru and mineru die as well (honestly shouldnt rauru have thought about like .. any plan to defeat gan besides dying himself, given hes the oh so cool and goodest guy king whos only mistake was not stabbing gan the second he stepped into their kathedral castle thing, like even if you had a plan it can still fail but it seemed like he just kinda went in with a handful of people that didnt seem to know each other at all, never got names or faces -or unique voices for that matter- to fight gan face to face inlcuding the girl that came from a different time and had nothing to do with any of this conflict and couldnt even really control her sudden new powers just seems pretty stupid)

thought 2

how totk really feels like botw but for the people who didnt like shiekah tech, its not a sequel, its botw again, but version of only sonau, its like a pokemon game that had two versions but one has weirdly incoherent story and acts like the other never existed jsut as a whole its like retreading the same points but worse, all shiekah tech that was so integral to the world and had such a long history just vanishing and no one caring about any of it like it never happened, HELL the titans were called divine beasts in english but i guess they werent divine or important enough to keep around LOL champions WHO and isntead a never before seen or even heard of race for that matter showing up and planting their ass in every place the shiekah were before, dare i say it feels weirdly manipulative, like either them or some outside force erasing every fact about the ancient shiekah and replace them with sonau stuff bc they are the hot new shit now

this is a point that just doesnt stop bothering me, how the shiekah tech seemed so carefully designed and integrated into botws world and story, its a difficult to keep balance after all, integrating high tech stuff into a medieval setting, but they made it work! and then totk comes around and throws a bunch modern day tech into it puts some vague greenish stone filter on its exterior and call that even better more ancient tech; why did they even bother to make pottery inspired laser shooting spider legged robots so well integrated when they throw a car and rockets into the next game without a thought and call it a day, what was the fucking point

it feels like someone was dead set on having a set of legos thrown into the game it had no place in, if you want players to build whatever they want make a building game instead!! especially if you are just gonna throw it in with seemingly no consideration how out of place it feels togehter with the fACT THAT YOU ALREADY HAD AND ANCIENT HIGH TECH CIVILIZATION WITH A VERY DISTINCT AESTHETIC THAT WAS ALREADY WELL INTEGRATED INTO THE WORLD YOU ARE PLANNING TO REUSE WITH ALOT OF MYSTERY AND UNKOWN STUFF ABOUT THEM TO EXPLORE FURTHER YOU COULD HAVE USED!! but i guess they just "didnt want to play with you anymore" and that so much so that they went out of their way to erase every trace of it, i dont think the words shiekah tech are ever used in the game, and the purah pad and her towers just drive me more isnane bc they are the same shit but called different and also much worse, liek the purah pad isnt some more developed shiekah stone, no its a glorified camera with a teleport function and thats it

(i know i said this before but i really cant stand how obsessed every single NPC is with sonau shit, you get told to your face every second line of dialog that they are so cool and are so mysterious that it just makes me annoyed of them even more, the game is obsessed with shoving them everywhere and telling you over and over you too should obsess over them, they werent weird like that about the shiekah stuff in botw?? the biggesst talking point in botw was calamity ganon ..... which makes sense and in totk its like ... gan is mentioned what, in a newspaper article??? once???and then not even by name i think???)

aside from that big point which will never let me go, its also just .. its not moving forward anything, it actively walks BACK the progress that was made in botw, call me dumb but i dont really count moving one step up in the social roles of each race as a character development (for the side characters like the champions desc- ahem SAGES) but mainly zelda ... god how dirty she was done, totk pretty explicitely makes her regress any development she made in botw aside from she likes link uwu and some people like her too, but also not enough to notice that that weird zelda being all evil and weird isnt her (INLCUDING THE CHAMP- SAGES WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY FRIENDS WITH??? you dont have to be a genius to pick up on that my god, were you all given the mc dumbo potion or what)

she gets put back to square one, back into the little itty bitty princessy maiden role forced upon her by her royal parentage, this time rauru edition, back into a white little dress, back into the scared puppy eyed teenager, back into a situation she cant handle, back into losing everyone around her (tho honestly botw made me care more about rhoam than totk did about rauru), back into being forced to do a big sacrifice- but worse actually

in botw she went to FIGHT AND HOLD GANON IN THE CASTLE SO LINK HAD TIME TO RECOVER AND IT WOULDNT DESTROY THE LAND!! and you are telling me in totk rauru takes up her botw role and she bascially killed herself to ... restore the mastersword.

......... she ... she did that only to be a glorified version of the stone pedestal in the forest. and then she gets returned to normal itty bitty girly no problem via magic sparkle beam at the end and

DOESNT

EVEN

REMEMBER.

it really is just botw but worse, you even get yet another ghost king of hyrule to guide you around (rhoam did it better fight me ... we dont talk about the questionable choice to make himself darker skinned when posing as just some guy)

i honestly dont think i was ever truly taken aback by anythign that happened in botw, while in totk, the further i played, the more i had to fight with myself to keep the feeling of unease, disappointment and betrayal down

its such a god damn shame, totk should have stayed a DLC, i will forever mournfully dream of a game that explores more of the ancient shiekah, doesnt erase integral parts of the world, developes characters more instead of making them regress back and make them end up even less developed than at the start of the game, dives into buried secrets and mistakes of dark pages of history without giving into a weirldy nationalist(imperalisitc?) narrative and lets characters have some agency for once

if it werent for the yiga i might have actually considered refunding the game, just to be at peace with myself

anyway, aboslutely incoherent word vomit.

[spark-gem]

In all the series you know you have to pick a bot and con to marry. Who all do you choose?

Hmm seems fun. I actually know a lot of series but I’m going to stick to the ones I actively go back to.

I was honestly hoping to find some-sort of pattern on the bots/cons I chose......does anyone else see one?

Animated

Autobot: Optimus Prime

Decepticon: Megatron

Prime

Autobot: Ratchet

Decepticon: Predaking

RID2015

Autobot: Bumblebee

Decepticon: Fracture 

Beast Wars

Maximal: IDK Cheetor?

Predacon: Quickstrike

[whaleofatjme1920]

(Anon who asked if TF2 headcannons were open)

Oh cool! Is there a reason why you didnt open the Creepypasta headcannons?

Also could I get Offense classes react to an S/O who takes time into helping them read? (Since the offense classes technically cant read or have a difficulty in reading)

S/O also has lots of patience for them.

Offense Class with an SO Who Helps them Read

[GN!Reader]

[Warnings: like, none?]

[AN: The first thing that came to mind was Belle helping the Beast learn to read. Adorable.]

Scout

Jeremy can read at a very, very, low level. He has problems actually pronouncing words and you get that because English is a really bizarre language.

So, you taking the time to actually help him with his reading skills after you convince him that he's in a safe place and won't be bagged on??? He's actually really appreciative.

You go through the whole process with him, finding fun stories for him to keep his interest. It's a night time routine between the two of you. You're not babying him, but, reading before bedtime is a must now.

I feel like, in a modern lens, social media is weirdly helpful for him too. When the two of you watch TV, you'll put the captions on! That honestly really helps him learn how to read.

Sometimes he gets a little frustrated but your patience makes him feel safe to keep going.

Jeremy actually really gets into it because you're helping him. He likes the stories you choose for him, and when you gently correct him, he isn't near as puffy as he would be if someone else was trying to correct him. He feels like you're a safe place for learning and not getting made fun of. Yes, he tells his mother about his growing skills and she's thankful he has a good partner like you in his life.

Soldier

Jane hasn't ever wanted to learn how to read but after you gently suggesting and offering your help, he decides to learn. You tell him it's so he can read the Declaration of Independence and other American documents and well, that's all it takes.

He comes in with such STRONG determination to learn how to read. And y'know, I think he actually picks it up relatively well!

He does not take the slow route, you have to run to catch up with him. He wants to read the amendments he absolutely will.

It's actually heartwarming how reading actually expands his knowledge and eventually brings him to learning about birds and nature!! The two of you go to famous American war sites/museums and he attempts to read everything.

Jane demands reading everything to you, and when you gently correct him, he says something like "thanks, son."

Literally you cannot get him to stop reading thing out loud.

Pyro

Pyro asks you very softly if you can teach them to read. They trust you to take it easy with them.

So of course you help them!! It starts with you reading to them, getting them used to how words sound when read off, and then you move to like, fairytales for them to read aloud to you. They have a lot of enthusiasm but they're really shy.

You also help them with writing, as they tend to spell phonetically! The two of you do a lot of grammar work.

They actually become quite eloquent down the line. Early in the process, in their spare time, they start to write stories and read those out to you as practice.

It's actually really sweet to see how they flourish under your guidance. You knew they always could, with or without your help, but you know they appreciate you.

Pyro is so excited to be making progress. I like to think that Pyro teaches you ASL for you helping them reading and writing.

[dorkicon]

beast wars!

beast wars!!

The first character I first fell in love with: 

dinobot. literally by the second episode when he was talking about honor and stuff i was like um....<3

i have a weak spots for characters who have a code of honor they stick to...even if its whatever the hell dinobot has going on. also hes big and cool and he sucks and i like him ^_^

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

rattrap... my dearest...

umm i think for the first few episodes i really hated rattrap LOL ...id say hes definitely one of my favorites now...probably one of my favorite tf characters in general, i love his character arc. hes such a bitch. he smells bad. hes like the uncle your mom wont let you talk to because he let you drink a beer at the family reunion

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

oh, i dont know... i really dont like silverbolt...i just think he sucks

its been a little while since ive watched beast wars, but those scenes where he was trying to convince blackarachnia she was a maximal at heart bc she was a maximal protoform or whatever like 😐 idk didnt we just watch a whole season where a main characters arc was like "your origins dont have to define you"...i dunno, does that make sense? like it just felt like he wouldntve put in the effort if she hadnt been a "former maximal"

god. damn it. man it wouldve been cool if they had blackarachnia do her face heel turn independent of silverbolt, but. cant win em all

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

honestly, no clue...

i love rhinox a lot...people dont hate him but theres still not a lot of content for him </3

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

dunno...

The character I would totally smooch: 

rampage.

yeah, keep scrolling.

The character I’d want to be like:

id love to have an ounce of the patience optimus primal must have to function on a daily basis.

The character I’d slap: 

tarantulas! he gives me the fucking willies

A pairing that I love:

dinobot/op :^)

i also legitimately liked tigatron/airazor. that scene where tigatrons all "then the lady shall ride a tiger!" wtf. like thats not the cutest thing ever. get outta here. i love it. (blackarachnia/tigatron/airazor would be cool. theres zero content for it ...)

rampage/depth charge is interesting. that whole "i see myself in you and i hate it" dynamic. i unno, im picky about it though, ive seen a bit of weird ass fic for that ship. it also has a lot of comedic potential LMAO

A pairing that I despise: 

blackarachnia/silverbolt...(see above^)

[happytroopers]

Book of Boba Fett catching up Eps 4- 6

Spoilers below obvi

Episode 4

Time for more Bacta flashbacks???

I love banthas quality animal

When do we get the slave 1 back

I miss her

HE TALKS TO HIS BANTHA LORD I LOCE THIS MAN

get you a man who can roast small

Mammals

THE TAIL WAG

AHHHH KTS FENNECS EP YES YES UES

Perhaps my man Din makes an appearance

Ming Na Wen is so gorgeous

I love the theme so much

A lil village

More cyber punk youths

TECH LOOK A LIKE

Headcanon: that’s techs offspring

So I think this solely bc of the goggles and curly hair? Yes

Hack shop for ppl

Is this a uniquely human trend???? Is this the Star Wars equivalent of fast fashion??!?

Don’t love the space dubstep but I do imagine this is what 79s sounds like

I love when Boba goes all serious Stoic and Serious™️

“Why not just ask for it back?”

Boba, who hadn’t even thought of that, “….. I might not like the answer”

HES INSECURE

tiny spy droid :,)

I love a man who loves his pets

Make baby banthas :))))

Lil rats :)

If she had all this stuff why the fuck did she not just kill that lil prick that shot her before he got the chance

Knife hand magee

GREIVOUS WANNA BE

OH J LOVE THESE LIL GUYS I CALL THEM BUNNY DROIDS

Leave him alone !!! He’s scared!!!!

The feminine urge to shut ur self down when ur not having a good time

Fennec I love u

I really have no grasp for how long he was in the Sarlacc pit bc Slave 1 looks TERRIBLE

HE LOOKS SO SAD

I just imagine that being in slave 1 takes so much core strength

Not the spare sail barge

There’s no way they can hear each other

Fennec said haven’t you heard, we’re besties.

SLAVE ONE SLAVE ONE

He said time to investigate

I feel a jump scare coming

And there it is

Temeura’s teeth are so white

I loved those bombs s

Sensory pleasing sounds

MEN “don’t touch my buttons” AS IF SHE DIDNT JUST SAVE UR ASS

Lovingly pours water on ur head :,)

I love when they put the twilight blue tint on the flash backs

No more chronic illness :)

MAX REBO LOVE OF MY LIFE

Emo Wookiee !!!

Boba’s like Ope alright then I just got here

She’s so pretty I love her

I love the shimmer cape,,, I want one

As a bartender I can contend that free drinks fix everything

But apparently not that

“It was worth a shot”

THE SHRUGS

BUNNY DROID IS BACK

Protective beast I love it :)))

Asking a room full of career criminals to be trustworthy is. Not smart????

Honestly the Pykes can suck a toe

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.jpeg

MANDO THEME MANDO THEME MANDO THEME

I feel like a lot of this episode was unnecessary but so far it’s been the most attention holding episode

Episode 5

SPACE BUTCHERS

I love when Star Wars reminds us that they have normal jobs too

NO WAY NOW WAY

ITS MY HUSBAND

Dramatic entrance that no one watched

Did you see him looking for approval

The things that man could do to me

Wish he had his son :,(

Dilf without the D

Good ole tracking fob- the question is what do they track bc if ur being hunted,,, wouldn’t you get rid of anything that could track you????

Options: can you bring warm or cold

I FUCKINF KNEW IT

Din pls beat the shit out of me

DARK SAVER DARK SABER

Awww buddy :( need some more training

That was hot

He said union rights

Din pls come kill my boss so I can pillage the safe

Also pls see a doctor and train some more ur gonna lose a limb

Ok but I kinda love this planet setup

Lil space ring artificial gravity city scape could be fun

I love awkward elevator scenes they are the peak of comedy to me

YES MLRE STAR WARS CLUBS

He’s got things to DO

ID PUT THAT ON ICE IF I WRRE YOU

Din back with the comedy

Thighs thighs thighs

Something ab an injured man that you know is dangerous

Mando tagging systems kinda like hobos

This feels not OSHA approved

Lil space walk in the evening

He’s so tired

AYEEEE ITS THE ARMORER

The groaning 👀👀👀👀

Big boy is getting some ideas

Here for the Bo Karan Kryze

For someone who has so much information of Jedi the Armorere sure gave Din absolute SCRAPS when he first started his quest

NOT THE BELL RINGING BNK

Ok this all seems very unnecessary

This is why there’s so few Mandolorians

No common sense

VIBROBLAXE

Oop the truth comes out

Listen I need din to be happy some how some way

PART OF MY RELIGION line returns

This is another of my fave tropes

“You need to disarm” proceeds to take FOREVER

“I know every thing that’s in there”

>:( angry point

HE MISSES HIS SON

also kids like that are fucking annoying

He’s going to tatooine

For why

STAR TLURS DROID

PELI!!! I love this bitch!!!

DINS HIP SHOTS MAKE BE FERAL

NUBIAN STAR FIGHTER

“This baby can fit so many * slaps hood *” energy

MAN UNDER BEHICALE IM GONNA FROTH AT THE MOUND

PELI IS A FURRY

Yeah we can tell you’ve never been off world bestie

She’s a LOCAL GAL

GONK

Being able to be nice to droids,,, character development

New ship new man

Soft violin theme :,)

This thing is a death trap

NOT THE POD RACING TRACK

This is giving me vertigo

It’s the sticky kid again!!!

I feel like harassing commercial flight is definitely a violation

YEP

NOT THE REMOTE ACCESS

It zips!!!

NOT WIZARD AGAIN

This is a Phantom Menace homage

BESKTE VIBES ONLY

BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD,,, TWILIGHT’S victoria ????

I loved this episode but let’s be honest this was just an episode of the Mandolorian

Episode 6

I stg I can not deal with Din and Boba on screen together again

I assure you I will be going feral whore mode

Like an unneutered dog

NO NOT COBB VANTH IM LITERALLY GONNA MELT

I wanna be a cowboy baby :)

Why are the Pykes selling to other Pykes??? That business model is just bad

OK BUT ANYONE WHO BREATHES KN THAT BREEZE IS FONNA GET HIGH AS GHCK

COBB CMON NOW SOME COMMON SENSE

R2 R2 R2

My fave war criminal

R2 said “greetings loved ones met take a journey”

Ant droid colony????

“Wake up!” >:|

Resigns to the bench fate

BABY YODA

(Grogh is a dumb name I stand by that)

CGI twink

him hungry >:/

Not him teaching grogh how to make a Buffett

HES SO HAPPY

CHANEL BOOTS

LUKE HELPING HIM KEEP UP

I’m still hoping they just kinda 180 and when grogu is old enough he talks normally and proves that Yoda was just a freak

HOW MANY TIMES WILL ORDER 66 hurt me

Shows a child a trauma they forgot “Welcome back 🥰”

Taking a lil nappy nap

AHSOKA MY BITCH

OLD FRIEND OF THE FAMILY

R2 AHSOKA REUNION

She’s getting the mannerisms down better

Din said stop making me self reflect >:,(

Ahsoka’s montral looks better now than they did in Mandos2

FIST BUMP

OH GROGUS SAD

Besties I am u well

GROGU/YODA backpack parallel !!!

LIL HOPPY HOP

Do or do not there is no try call back

MORE BACKPACK

is this Bryce Dallas Howard too bc this is very twilight Esque

TWILUGHT PARRAELLE

Grogu does yoga

Ok I would like to see Boba now

More accurately I would KILL to see Boba interact with Grogu

IF DIN SAW THAT HED LOSE HIS MIND

BACK FLIP BITCH

Training to do war crimes :)

SO MUCH LIKE UR FATHER IM SCREAMING

What I really need is to see Ahsoka and Leia interact it would clear my skin and water my crops

My instincts say to give Grogu back to Din to restore Dilf rights

My fave lil wiggler :)

ANOTHER HOT COWBOY????

BOTH LOST SOMETHING WE WETE FOND OF IM SOBBJNG

City Folk fight lmao

That big smile of yours let’s you get away with anything

Cobb that was a lil fruity

DARTH MAUL????

CAD BANE CAD BANE CAD BANE

WHORE HAT WHORE HAT

Southern Drawl y’all!!!!

He looks sick :(

But also by now he’s gotta be ANCIENT

NOT MY HOT COWBOYS

BOMB THEY LEFT A BOMB

DRUG RHNNERS AND TERRORISTS

ITS BABY SIZED

I love how post originals we’re all ab reduce reuse recycle with the lightsabers

Ok now that we’ve set up Mando s3 can we get back to Boba??

[lubixings]

top 10 movies u thought were really bad I need anti recommendations 😔

omg~!!!! im a hater so this is perfect :) im not including any we watched together jsdlsddkl

midsommar: this movie was absolute trash and i hate ari aster so much he just makes gross weird movies everything i hate about the horror genre. the sad thing is like it had such a good setup but the plot was so stupid and trash and i hate gore for the sake of gore (dont watch it)

it chapter 2: the first movie was so well executed and the problem with the second one is that the kids grew up into the most obnoxious adults imaginable (i know its partly bc of the trauma but the actors were so annoying) and also the film started out with a grossly unnecessary incredibly violent homophobic hate crime which automatically puts it in the trash movie section for me

star wars tros: this was fun actually only bc everyone in the movie theater also thought it was awful so we bonded over that. when rey and kylo kissed the entire theater was groaning or booing. also i was a little high

prom: idk why i watched this u would think with a star studded cast that it would be a good movie but it wasn’t omg also nicole’s face was so distracting to me which is weird bc i didnt find it distracting in her hbo show ? maybe it was the makeup choice idk. anyways movies about white gays are so bad !! so bad

bohemian rhapsody: imo biographies about celebrities are supposed to idk humanize them more and like this one didnt. idk how to explain it but it just felt like a very shallow look at freddie’s life like i wish it was less about him as an idol and more about him as a person? it also kind of glossed over his battle with aids too. also no hate to rami but freddie was not egyptian 😭

the emoji movie: my nephew made me watch it with him n honestly i dont even remember what happened in this movie just that it traumatized me

fantastic beasts: this movie was so boring like harry potter is kind of boring on its own but this was like super mega boring. nothing about it was entertaining it put me to sleep 

xmen days of future past: time travel just does not work for me idgi idk whats canon anymore also honestly the first of the new series was good bc Homoerotic Subtext™️ n the rest was just awful

saw: objectively the worst n most overrated horror series of all time. it was like gore for the sake of gore like...how disturbing can we be how fucked up can we be (like ahs) also the villain was like im going to traumatize ppl who have trauma ...like wtf ? idk a lot of horror is just awful

anything from quentin tarantino hes just awful i hate his movies so much theyre so pointless n i hate his ~vision~ or whatever

send me top 5s/top 10s~

[taule]

sharpen-your-heart replied to your post: Guys I’m so very sorry, but as I’ve said before,...

In ten years maybe when new blood are in charge of LFL. As of now I highly doubt they will retract anything they’ve done. They will save face and focus on new characters, different stories. It’s quite sad since they could’ve had it all if they let Ben live. Finally, a Skywalker putting an end to the old raisin Palpatine while avenging his families suffering by this mans hand. He truly would’ve finished what Vader started. And of course continuing with bloodline but of course no more skywalkers - they would be Solos. Which honestly I thought that’s where everything was going since LFL made a Solo movie. Reinforce Solo background/history since it was going to continue. Rey being a Palpatine her defeating old raisin and taking Skywalker name doesn’t feel authentic-more like a cop out. LFL treatment of Ben Solo is horrible. Practically telling us that his loved ones cared more for a Palpatine rather than their own son, nephew. They accept her put couldn’t figure out darkness torturing him since the womb was Palpatine- really?! But knew from the very beginning Rey bore same last name but that didnt matter since shes had a pure heart. What about Ben- he was preyed upon by Palps. He wasnt worth saving? It’s just too much of a mess for them to reverse all this any time soon. Maybe in a decade or more. When someone brave enough to redact that horrible movie and write a better story. I’ve seen it happen with  Franchise.. halloween. Where technically only the first one and whatever has come out lately are canon. So maybe, who knows if they will. But heres to hoping for a brave soul to take on this ginormous three headed beast and actually fix the ending. Also, let’s hope actors actually agree to come back. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I agree that I don’t see it happening now, but I also don’t see it happening at all. I don’t like Disney to begin with, it’s just taken longer for DLF to show the same decay that Disney is synonymous with. 

Let’s face it... it would cost the same to make new films, probably more to promote it. There is a considerable amount of people that are happy with TROS. So even if TROS is as if the script was auto-dictated by an illiterate that never so much as held a book in his hands, there is no argument in favor of actually remaking them from a monetary POV. And it’s not like DLF cares about anything else. The shit the likes of JJ, Terrio and Hidalgo have said post-TROS suggests they have the full mandate of the manufacturer they work for. This mentality trickles down from the very top. And i actually don’t see how it would benefit to have much of the main cast back. Daisy Ridley got the film she wanted. John Boyega couldn’t possibly make it more clear where he stands. I mean the only people I would have back are Adam, Kelly and Domhnall, and after the way their characters were treated I don’t see why anyone would lower themselves to ever working for DLF again.

And Rey as a character would have to be rewritten in her entirety to make something out of Reylo. TFA wasn’t much to go by, and Rian tried to change course, but then his work was handed over to JJ who made it clear what his intentions had been since TFA. What he envisioned for Rey. And what that is makes Reylo absolutely repulsive to me so I’m frankly losing my patience for all the Reylo crap that’s seemingly still unaware of how the very basis of her characterization is constructed to always serve as measuring stick for Ben. So simply ignoring TROS doesn’t do much in the way of  undoing the insight into the very essence of her character laid down in TFA. 

Sorry for the rant, but I’m just so fed up with Reylo. Possibly with Star Wars as a whole, with the exception of Maul. So frankly even though I said i wouldn’t do it at first then I’m really contemplating leaving this mess behind. In that sense it’s good that my other blogs are sideblogs and I can move them over to a new account if such time should arrive.

[pwnyta]

AGE OF ULTRON BOTHERS ME OK. Like... I ENJOYED IT. I thought it was a fun romp but if I think about it beyond just watching cool fight scenes its fucking irritating.

So Im gonna give my suggestions on how to fix it so it doesnt feel like Whedon disregarded every other movie that he had no part in..

HERE GOES.

First off... this should be a movie that completely cements the Avengers as a team. Ultron should try AND FAIL to put a divide in the Avengers. Loki already broke them up and Whedon absolutely knows that Civil War is coming and its gonna happen again so THIS movie should be one where the Avengers are the most SOLID OF UNITS.

Especially Steve and Tony. Steve distrust of Tony is baseless and obnoxious... it made some sense in the first movie because Tonys attitude in public and thats all Steve got plus Lokis discourse stick adding fuel to the fire... FINE. But its shitty in this movie and makes Cap look like a fucking moronic prick... because REALLY trusting the chick that mind raped you and tried to murder you over your fucking teammate? JANKY and makes you look like an incompetent leader (though the writers would ignore that fact because theyre too scared to let Steve make mistakes... but w/e)

The one area I can see them actually arguing or disagreeing is Tony making Vision after what happens with Ultron. Tony points out hes been making AI for a long ass time without issue and Cap says its not worth it, Tony argues damned if we dont maybe not damned if we do.... scuffle happens, Vision happens, Thor pops in, Stark was right... Cap and Tony have a heart to heart because theyre friends and they make up...

At some point before Wanda and Pietro switch sides, Wanda learns that Tony wasnt the one selling weapons... maybe when Ultron is talking about him learning shit from the internet and deciding humanity should just fuck off (a fair assessment honestly) one of the things he mentions is Tony being carelessness and Stane selling weapons under the table... and it starts sinking in in that moment that shes been attacking a man who had no real part in her parents death, but then Ultrons like Im gonna kill everyone and thats when Wanda and Pietro dip out.

The scene where Clint is talking to Wanda and Pietro should be a reconciliation between them and Tony instead... maybe a conversation about how he understands how it is to be the bad guy and hurt people because of grief... were not so different you and I and all that... and it would sting even harder in Civil War when Tony once again lets his grief consume him and he lashes out at Steve and Bucky.

Wanda getting to have a heart to heart with a character shes wronged most of all and trying to be a better person by helping the fight against Ultron would humanize her more and it would give her losing her brother a lot more of a sting. I think anyways.

CLINT SHOULD HAVE SHIT TO DO. I think Ive said this before but they should have Clint have a family but absolutely not have Clint go to his family home when hes being hunted down by a homicidal fuckin robot....ya know? He brings them to a safe house, the Avengers are still a little awkward and making comments... theres pictures of Clint with his wife and kids and Nat ‘these are agents.‘ ‘...the kids?‘ ‘...smaller agents...‘... at the end of the movie when theyre victorious we see a scene where Clint goes to another home and hes greeted by his wife and kids and were like OMG THEYRE ACTUALLY REAL AND NOT JUST A COVER? IDK what else to do with Clint...

Nat and Bruce woulda been fine but they should been the main source of animosity within the Avengers. Nat manipulated and lied to Bruce to get him into SHIELDs grasp and Bruce almost killed Natasha. Though theyre civil with each other in the end it would be interesting to see their relationship start to fester when theyre in a desperate situation. Maybe they get separated from the group and are forced to confront their negativity toward each other... and dont really make up until near the end of the movie. Natasha continuously thinks she can handle a situation alone (secretly shes afraid that Bruces anger for her will cause the Hulk to lash out at her too and Thor isnt around to stop him no one is... she'd be alone) and does a pretty good job fighting off the bad guys herself, but eventually theyre cornered and Bruce says they need Hulk... and she says no and they argue and Bruce does it anyways and takes out the bots coming after them and when he turns, Nat is clearly scared like she was that first time... Hulk reaches out to her because hes not just a mindless beast and she faces and conquers her fear and they work well together.

Bruce watching Natasha keep him safe and be there for him (maybe theres a point where SHE could save herself and leave Bruce but she doesnt) and she in turn sees that Bruce/Hulk isnt something that she needs to be scared of. EXCELLENT. If they wanna hint a maybe romance after that fine... I prefer it not happen but at least theres some material to work with. Bruce takes off at the end because he still cant deal with what happened earlier in the movie with him ripping apart a city... so hes off to Ragnarok as scheduled.

Thor.......... I dunno. Like Clint its a bit hard to work with him in this movie. He can do what hes doing in the movie I guess? but like... let him have some connection... maybe hes the one who calms Hulk down since Nats not there... but instead of just talking at Hulk hes like 'hey buddy!!' and Hulks like RRAWRRRR and Thor yells at him back and is like 'LOL -PUNCH- lets get going' and Hulk is like '-huff huff- -looks angry-.....k'. IDFK. But itd be cool since Ragnarok they became buddies anyways....

Rhodey should have been in contact with the Avengers in the movie more. There is a scene where hes talking with Tony and Nat over a computer but it was cut... but they should have given him that scene and him updating the Avengers on what hes doing (finding Fury and getting SHIELDs help or w/e) and Whedon not even letting Sam come back for the finally is unforgivable..

but I guess it would really highlight the fact he sidelined the 3 black guys and only let them come in in the end.... but Sam being sent to find Bucky was a shitty way to get rid of him. But it just makes it clear the movies after the Avengers was disregarded- Whedon doesnt know what to do with Sam (whos introd in Cap2), Rhodey is back to being War Machine with no explanation(even though in IM3 hes Iron Patriot), Fury is back with SHIELD (even though SHIELD was dismantled and Fury left)...

Rhodey being Iron Patriot could have been hilarious too... and also gave Steve and Rhodey some kind of connection. Just have him land by Cap in that ridiculous suit and Cap looks at him and he looks at Cap and Tonys like 'Well one of you needs to change...' and then in Civil War when Rhodey is back to War Machine... itd be kind of hilarious. They can even have another running gag where people keep fake mistaking them as the same person and theyre like 'ALRIGHT I FUCKING GET IT' 'LANGUAGE~~'

But youd need the writers to actually care about Rhodey... AND THEY FUCKIN DONT. All of them. Theyre all to blame.

..Where was I...

Also literally ONE scene with Vision and Tony... maybe at the very end... because Tony losing his most consistent/closest confidant and only RDJ looking devastated because he seems to be the only one who cares about Tonys bots/AIs kinda sucks. I mean Whedon admitted that he didnt think JARVIS was all that important didnt he? Garbo.

...IDK what else... but you know what I mean? Im so sick of heroes fighting each other... its cool and sad every once in awhile but literally every movie doesnt have to be that.

Will anyone read my rambling nonsense? Probably not... but I have a lot of feelings. AoU and BvS ...why do you gotta suck so hard.

[m0onbean]

Movie Dates with ASTRO

this is a long thread!

MJ

would probably choose a comedy movie

would buy the largest size of popcorn and accidentally spill some on the way to your seats

you actually die of embarrassment around him

he would laugh at the serious moments in the movie

i kid you not this grown man would very quietly not so quietly murmur "that's what she said" 

you wanted to die but it was amusing

would embarrass you by turning around to the kids sitting behind you

"this is my girlfriend (Y/N)"

"MJ what are you doi-"

"isn't she pretty?"

the kids would nod their heads and MJ would smile not before growing serious and suddenly snapping

"she's mine though, understood?!"

poor children would widen their eyes and you would give MJ a >:( look

MJ would give you a ;) look

whenever something remotely funny happened he would look at your face to see your reaction

turns out you kept a straight face the whole movie

bc

the movie wasn't funny

after the movie ended MJ would act clingy and cute

"did you like the movie?"

"hmm it was okay"

he would whine

"you're not satisfied?"

"no if you had fun then i'm satisfied"

"let's movie hop to whatever movie you would like"

"isn't that illegal"

"it's not illegal as long as you don't get caught"

MJ would make sure you had fun by randomly snickering comments in your ear which made you two burst in laughter

throw popcorn at eachother and look away pretending as if nothing happened

annoy the employees by constantly refilling popcorn

end up watching every movie in the theater

you two are probably banned tbh

in the end it doesn’t matter

the funnest time you’ve ever had at the movies

Jinjin

lets you make all the decisions

doesn't care what movie it is

just wants to spend time with you

ends up watching a movie about dogs

jinjin would subconsciously coo "aww" under his breath whenever a dog showed up

so like

during the whole movie

you learned that jinjin loves dogs

he would mutter in your ear

"let's get a dog"

seveRAL times

"how about that breed?"

"what do you think? small or big dog?"

you would just scoff but squeeze his cheeks

"you're so cute"

would hold your hand during the entire film

would randomly tap on your shoulder

"what do you want?"

"can you hold this?"

he would stick his hand in his jacket

his hands pops back up with a finger heart

would look at you proudly

"i'm such a cute boyfriend"

you would roll your eyes but return the heart

"jinjin look here"

you would pretend to look for something in your pockets

"did you forget your wallet? it's ok i paid" he would worriedly ask

"found it!" you would exclaim

sticks your hand back up

BAM! finger heart

he would uncontrollably smile

by the time you two are out of the theaters

guess what

a dog died at the end

jinjin is literally sobbing

you hug him and soothe him

"it's ok jinjin... he's in a better place now"

he cries harder and grips onto you tightly

"snowball didn't deserve that..."

"i understand"

he would be sniffing continuously on the drive home

"babe..." 

he takes out his phone and starts typing passionately

"what are you doing?"

"i'm writing a five star review on the movie"

Eunwoo

chose whatever movie you wanted

paid for your ticket although you insisted it was fine

"(Y/N) i'm supposed to be paying you'll make me look bad"

"fine but i'm paying next time"

loves how stubborn you are about it

constantly asking if you want anything

"want some popcorn? or anything else? ice cream? mozzerella sticks? nachos?"

in the theater he would laugh inside at you

because you were like

about to fall asleep

your eyelids were giving up on you

your head kept falling

you tried your best to stay awake but

the 

movie

was 

boring 

he would notice how tired you were

wouldn't say anything but would lift the seat divider up

tucks you inside his humongous winter coat

you would snuggle inside since it was warm

wraps his arms around you 

kisses your forehead when he notices you fall asleep

lowkey grateful the date turned out like this

he was never interested in the movie in the first place

your eyebrows would scrunch up suddenly

he would be alarmed

it would look like you're in pain

he would rub your back soothingly

gives you multiple kisses

your expression would wash off your face upon feeling his touch

now you're smiling in your sleep

his heart is aching

he's trying not to fanboy right then and there

he loves you so much

when the movie ends he would nudge your shoulder

"(Y/N) wake up sleeping beast"

when you fully regain conscious you would be embarrased

"u-uh sorry if I ruined the date"

he would laugh

because

you made the date better than he would even imagine

"let's do this more" 

he would say and wink

you die out of humiliation

Moonbin

moonbin would buy the whole food shop

like

actually

"hi can i get two large sodas, large buttered popcorn, an ice cream bar, oh do you guys have chicken nuggets? yeah? i'll take that 2 lmfaO. no wtf im not done. some mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders- what do you mean the bill is over $50? scuse me im an idol"

s m h

during the movies you two would just be talking the whole time

honestly what was the point of going if you two were just gonna have  nice conversation

everybody looking at u 2 because

on moonbin's lap are the chicken tenders, mozzarella sticks, and drinks

on your lap would be the chicken nuggets, and whatever tf he ordered

a F E A S T

everyone lowkey hates u guys

bc 

the chicken nuggets smelled good

and u two were conversing so casually

a kid actually kicked your guys' seat

"can u shut up i can't hear"

"scuse me i'm an idol"

"u dont look like one"

you had to restrain this GROWN man from fighting some 10 year old

don't worry about leftovers

legend says that moonbin inhales the food

you two would be having a pick up line war

"hey baby. tie your shoelaces i dont want u falling for anybody else"

"are you a laptop? bc you can make my lap warm."

"wtf was that dirty"

"no omg i swear i didnt mean it like that"

"lets break up"

a forceful kick to moonbin's chair

"SHUT THE F-"

you 2 were kicked out

what gives

the food wasnt that gr8 anyways

"its the theater's fault. shouldve put more interesting movies so we wouldnt chatter so much"

"yeah" you groaned "long movies are boring anyways"

"you know what else is lon-"

legend says that moonbin still flinches whenever you slightly raise your foot

Rocky

tHIS BOI

very quiet around people

but around you??

hohohohoho

WHO BROUGHT A MONKEY IN THIS THEATER

he's actually jumping around on his toes

"omg i'm so excite!!"

"minhyuk can u calm down"

"but the new lego movie came out and i'm really excited bc my fav character was the unicorn cat girl bc she's really nice and stuff but when shes angry shes ready to fite and i think that represents me bc u kno how im all fluffy and stuff when we first meet but like if somebody messes with me or you or anybody i am friends with they get beat up even tho im smol"

"...we're not even watching the new lego movie."

THIS KID WOULD JUST WALK UP TO THE MANAGER AND ASK FOR AN EXCHANGE OF TICKETS

"I THOUGHT WE WERE WATCHING THE NEW LEGO MOVIE WTF (Y/N)"

"YOU SAID I COULD CHOOSE"

"BUT WE'RE A TELEPATHIC COUPLE. I SENT U A MESSAGE TO CHOOSE THE NEW LEGO MOVIE."

you would massage your temples in frustration

angry -> happy when the manager lets him exchange it

in the theaters he'd be so happy

"u can be the wyldstyle to my emmet"

"mkay."

he would pout

"babe i put a lot of thinking into that pickup line so i really dont appreciate it when you start doing this to me because like i put so much in this relationshi-"

u would stuff popcorn in his mouth so he can shut up

his eyes would intently follow the movie

hes so into it!!

would laugh a little too loudly at the jokes

scrunches up face when the bad guy does something bad

widen eyes at intense scenes

when unikitty popped up on the screen

tHIS BOI

"OMG UNIKITTY!" he would scream

rips open his jacket and reveals a unikitty shirt

whole theater glaring at him

you are actually hiding in your sweater

"pls kill me"

after the movie

"minhyuk this relationship isnt working"

"wdym lol"

"you're a disgrace to me"

"huh"

"uR LIKE IN COLLEGE AND YOU'RE WEARING A UNIKITTY SHIRT TO THE MOVIES."

"i only wear my idol's merch <3"

u would sigh

he would put his jacket back on and hug u

"sry babe next time ill get a shirt with YOUR face on it"

"wow thanks"

"mhm np"

Sanha

"w-why'd u choose a horror movie"

you had to drag this tall baby in the theaters

"i don't want to..." he would whine

"please sanha"

you would perform your aegyo on him

shooting him finger hearts and comfort

"sanha u r a man u can do this"

upon hearing he's a man he'd be like

"oK i can do this i'm a man"

clinging onto your arm during the whole movie

would close his eyes and bury his face in your arm

"tell me when its over"

you would pet his floof hair

"its ok sanha, you're my brave knight arent you?"

he immediately recomposes himself and sits up straight

"yes. your majesty i will save u"

few minutes in and he gave up

is actually hugging you full on

not even watching the movie

"sanha... the movie's done now"

after u two are out the theaters

"THAT WAS AN EASY MOVIE I CAN WATCH ANYTHING NOW"

proud of himself

it was cute but

"really? wanna watch the sequel?"

sanha would loudly gulp

"um."

when he would drop you off at your house

he would be stalling time

"sanha you can go now"

"u-uh..."

"r u scared lol"

"lolololol hahahah wdym"

ends up staying the night at your place

cuddling with you the entire night

he would sort of flinch in his sleep

or his body would jump suddenly

nightmare??

u would kiss his forehead and wake him up

"are you ok?"

he would stare at you

and

HE WOULD PERFORM THE "I DREAMED OF A GHOST" AEGYO

"pls go back to sleep and never wake up"

[ask-dr-knockout]

I don't see why you're defending him. You know he brings this all on himself. He was constantly in your medical bay because he was always antagonizing Megatron, and then he did the same thing with Soundwave. And Predaking before that. Is there any other patient you've ever had who's been this much trouble because he can't shut up? He never learns and I don't know why you put up with him.

WHO IS THIS!

SURE Starscream has a knack for getting himself into trouble and giving me a heaping pile of work in the form of his mangled body… but have you ever stopped to think that maybe if he was ever shown an ounce of kindness or the respect he deserved he may not have been in HALF the circumstances he found himself in!  

You can Thank Megatrons constant abuse and manipulation for how he is today!  I would have to say if there was anyone more long winded it would be Megatron!He dragged us through a war for millennia never quite finishing it even when he had the chance because he was insane with power and dark energon! HE never wanted it to END! he lived for the Chaos that perverted and choked the Decepticons into what we became!  The only MECH who tried to stear us back on coarse was Starscream and he was constantly punished for it!  So yes he got himself into alot of trouble… AND YOU WOULD ACT OUT TOO IF YOU DIDNT HAVE A FRIEND IN THE WORLD! HOW ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE CITY IS DEMOLISHED OVER NIGHT BY A WAR HUNGRY TYRANT! THE SAME ONE YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW FOR MILLENIA NOW!  How would you like to serve under someone who destroyed everything you had built everyone you had ever loved!

PREDAKING…

DONT YOU GET ME STARTED ON HIM! THAT MONSTER TORE STARSCREAM APART LIMB FROM LIMB AFTER THE WAR WAS OVER! OVER!!! THAT IS A CRIME! HE is an Auobtot ally and as such had a responsibility to report Starscream in to them! but he never did! he took personal vengance instead!

AND MEGATRON was the one who assigned Starscream to PREDAKING in the first place!! he never wanted any part of that beast and to be quite honest none of us did!  Preakings beef was OBVIOUSLY with MEGATRON but he was more then happy to settle for seconds and tear starscream apart instead to satiate his monster blood lust! It wasnt enough Megatron used Predaking to humiliate Starscream on a daily basis… but sure why not Starscream brought that on himself too… you disgusting anon! Starscream is by no means a innocent mech but your tone implies he deserved everything that happened to him despite circumstance and that makes me down right sick! If I was able to get a second chance Starscream deserves that same chance! you know the one HE WAS NEVER GIVEN!We didnt always see optic to optic but that is honestly how most Decepticons are… When I lost Breakdown he gave me the time of day when no one else would and that was at least something… Hes killed mechs yes… hes a dirty lying cheating scoundrel yes… but so am I!  I’m no better! He puts up with me and I put up with him… We understand each other…

At least he is still here doing something about Cybertron unlike a certain Mega-Gone! His goals might be selfish but i think there is a buried part of himself that doesn’t yet allow him to realize how unselfish he can be too. 

[paststory]

Naruto/Beauty and the Beast AU

!!!POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR 2017 BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!!!

Ok so hear me out but I swear the live action movie fits the characters so well.

Beast - Obito 

Usually would help anyone he can but the day of the ball he was in a bad mood cause daddy issues and thus our story begins

Super awkward around pretty people (Read: Rin and Kakashi) and is just awkward in general

Didn't like books when he was younger but his appreciation grew over the years because reading is really the only thing to do in the castle 

Legit loses the ability to speak when he sees the masterpiece that is Kakashi's face for the first time

Knows Kakashi has a thing for his growl and he uses that to his advantage

A lot.

 Belle - Kakashi 

Loves reading

Even the pervy stuff

His favorite book is still Icha Icha Paradise

The villagers find him weird but damn is he pretty

Wears a mask so people will stop staring at him

His father has taught him lots of moves from his military days

Is 143% over Zabuza always following him and asking him out

His left eye gets scarred by the wolves when he tries to run from the castle the first time

Sadly a stick and a mean left hook doesn't do much against a 150lb wild animal

Literally faints when he sees that library 

Somehow they even have Jiraiya-Sensei's novels?!?! 

Slowly starts to like Obito as they bond over books

Frequently tells himself he's not a furry

Finally takes off the mask when he meets Obito in the ballroom

Enjoys how Obito proceeds to forget how to function

After Obito is human he Cannot Handle that freaking growl it's his weakness

Continues to tell himself he's not a furry

 Maurice - Sakumo��

The village outcast that no one listens to ever since he was dishonorably discharged from the war

Teaches his son to protect himself

Mourns his wife every day

Needs to be protected

 Gaston - Zabuza 

Strongest fighter in the village

People are attracted to him because he has saved the village from bad people time and time again

Actually has a nice face under the wrappings

Noticed Kakashi first for his beauty but obsessed over him when he saw that even tho he's a bookworm man can he kick some ass

Convinces himself Kakashi started wearing the mask to resemble him

He's wrong. 

Cares for Haku but won't admit it

LeFou - Haku 

Has dedicated his entire life to Zabuza

He loves him. 

Wants to please him and obeys his every order

He knows deep down Zabuza cares for him 

(He hopes) 

Hates Zabuzas obsession with Kakashi

Doesn't like how Zabuza changes the further the plot moves along

Mourns Zabuzas death but realizes that things never would of worked out between them

Eventually finds happiness

 Mrs. Potts - Rin 

She's like a sister to Obito

He had an awkward crush on her at one point but after the transformation it died out 

She tries to comfort Obito when she can but that usually results in Obito yelling at her to leave 

According to her Guy is the closest to getting smashed by Obito

She wishes she cared more about that happening then she actually does

Sakura helps her stay sane. 

Becomes instant BFFs with Kakashi

Recognizes how Obito feels before even he does

Deserves better

 Chip - Might Guy 

A Full Grown Man that for some reason sounds like a child after his transformation??? 

Boundless energy and is always trying to get Kakashi to drink out of him

Rin tries her best to keep him away from Obito so he doesn't get annoyed and shatter him but she can't be everywhere at once

Believes in the power of Love™ and Youth™ 

Is always super happy 

Always. 

 Cogsworth - Sasuke 

Is Eternally Suffering™ 

just Done. 

dealing with Naruto every hour of the day just takes its toll

claims he hates Naruto but is crushing so hard it's painful to watch

also sometimes doesn't find Sakura annoying

only sometimes

who are we kidding he crushes on her too

 Lumiére - Naruto 

 All that charisma and excitable energy is the bane of Sasukes existence

Flirts with Sakura and Sasuke like crazy 

but while Sakura ignores it, Sasuke doesn't even notice he's doing it

Honestly is beyond ready for Sasuke to realize how he feels

Cause it's obvious.

So freaking obvious.

His dream scenario is getting both Sasuke and Sakura to date him

Since he still retains legs he can actually walk the steps to the other floors

Keeps his parents updated on how they're doing

Loves watching them get so happy every time he tells them their spouse is doing just fine

 Plumette - Sakura 

Finds Narutos flirting equal parts entertaining and annoying

Wonders if it is possible to like two people at once because sometimes her heart skips when she looks at Sasuke AND Naruto????

Tries her best but come on she's a flying feather duster what is she suppose to do??? 

She and Rin have nightly discussions about all the weird shit that happens in the castle

Rin is her only link to normalcy

Madame de Garderobe - Minato 

Every second Minato is awake he is longing for Kushina

He honestly just misses his wife

HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE?!?!?! 

Comforts Kakashi when he first gets to the room

He has good advice but is so Dramatic™ that Kakashi is initially put off

His only happy moments during the curse is when his son comes to visit him and tell him how Kushina is doing

The second he became human again he gave Kushina a hug that lasted exactly 10 minutes and 27 seconds

Proudly admits he cried the whole time during it

Maestro De Garderobe - Kushina 

She is always worried about Minato and has nightmares that he'll never wake up again 

Her worries are only appeased when Naruto tells her how he's doing

Silently roots for her son to win over both Sasukes and Sakuras heart

She doesn't cry when she sees Minato again for the first time

She doesn't dammit. 

Usually hates hugs and kisses but is happy to learn she can tolerate a crushing hug for 10 minutes and 27 seconds 

After that she goes on autopilot and punches the offending person

Of course Minato forgave her immediately

Enchantress/Agathe - Madara 

Gets pissed off super easy and Did Not Appreciate some kid trying to kick him back out into the rain

Like do you know what drenched hair looks like??? 

Not good that's what

He grudgingly reverts Obito back once even he can see how much Kakashi and Obito love each other

Still super salty about the past tho

and then the rest of the other villagers can fill in for the other Naruto characters that didnt make the cut but like holy jesus this fits????? I admit I may have gone a bit overboard but come on. 

(and yes I was going for an OT3 along with Obito/Kakashi)

[benzyonart]

Original Arogos

Arogos is my first DnD character that I had. He is by far my favorite character to play as far as DnD goes. My friends characters Xanth and Danric however are not quite as fond of him as I am. Arogos literally met those two because he was trying to steal the amulet that Danric [who is a ghost] was tied to. After that he was dragged into basically a war. He met who he considers friends though he will never consciously tell them that. Theres Danric, Xanth, Claw, Smoke [deceased], Pen, and Hagenborn.

I would love to write a whole list of his adventures but honestly I can’t remember it all. His original campaign lasted almost 2 years and a lot happened in that time. I do have his backstory written which I will place below and below that I will write down some of the more notable things from his adventures that I remember, but to the back story.

Before the age of 5 Arogos has no memories whether they were repressed or he just doesn't remember. His first memory he can recall is when he ran into a stable to sleep in one of the stalls. The master of the stables found him and was less than pleased to have a weird elf sleeping in his stalls, as the world is rather racist to elves but given what was going on, that wasn’t a major thing in the campaign. The guy told him he could “Take an arrow or go”. Arogos pleaded with him and the guy agreed to keep him there as long as he worked for him. He then started calling him Arrow-go.

When he was about 6 he found a silver on the ground and this is the first time he believes he ever saw money. A street kid walked up and saw his silver. She explained the concept of money to Arogos and told him “if you have money you can do anything. Everyone respects you and does what you say. You would never have to sleep in a barn again and get ordered around.” This started Arogos’s mentality that money is everything. With his silver he got a room at an inn and slept in a bed for the first time. At this point he started stealing to get more money and try and get other goods.

The kid who showed him the ways of money was a human named Lola. The two soon became friends and thieving buddies.

When he was age 10 he got his first ear piercing. When the ring was put in, he had the two ends, that were open to get through his ear, “welded” together so unless it was ripped off, no one would be able to take it from him. Throughout the next 20 years he continues getting more piercings until he has the ones he has now.

At age 15 Arogos and Lola tried to steal from one of the richer households. They got seen and during the escape Lola was shot down from the rooftops. The two had already agreed before they started if the other was caught then they would keep on running so he did. He never saw her again but he knew what had most likely happened.

When Arogos turns 17 he officially left the stable after the owner got sick of his shit and kicked him out. He shortly after got his tattoo and started just living off the streets alone.

When Arogos is 40 he tried to pickpocket a middle class looking fellow but failedand got caught. The guards threw him in jail. Later that day the person he pick pocketed came to visit him. The man was curious and started chatting with Arogos. When Arogos refused to talk back the man just told him about his life until Arogos warmed up. He introduced himself as Todd and a human. He started visiting every few days, every week for sure. At age 55 Arogos was released from jail. Todd found him and they still met up after that though Arogos didn't drag him into his thieving and made it a point more or less to keep him out of it.

He watched Todd grow old every time they met and when Arogos was 92 Todd died of old age. He had never met the man's wife or kids and wondered if Todd ever told them about him. He figured that they moved away after Todd died.

After the funeral Arogos went to the near by inn to eat and mope. At that point in time he met the barkeeper who was starting to buy the things Arogos stole instead of working with the thieves guild.

Arogos for the most part had started to avoid people. Not only because of the racism but he didn't want anyone to die on him anymore. He tried not to make friends or joining groups like the thieves guild.

At age 95 he had the metal on his chest placed. He spent the rest of his days up until meeting the party valuing the company of himself and objects instead of people. He tried entertaining himself and not giving a damn what anyone thought of him. This lead into him finding random and strange things fun.

At age 123 he mets the party and his life just gets crazy from there. He is taken into a guild called “the Sons of Prophecy” even though he didn’t really want to join it, he more or less got roped in and didn’t complain.

I don’t quite remember the original reason for the party going to the capital of the country they live in I think it was on the way to the guild but I remember they went to a bar during the prohibition. They got a job from a bartender to take care of some guys in the sewer. It ended with Arogos discovering Alchemy fire [an explosive liquid fire] and the party accidentally blowing up the entire sewer system of the city. Needless to say, they were very much arrested after that.

After they were in jail for a short amount of time, they were thrown in a dungeon like area that normally means certain death. Well the creature that was supposed to be there and kill them wasn’t there so they just explored the area more or less. Arogos found a chest that he couldnt get open so instead of giving up he stabbed it. Well it had explosives in it and he knocked himself out, nearly dying while the others were looking at a statue and didn’t even know what he was doing until ‘boom’.

After that whole bit, they made their way to the guild that Arogos had never been before but the other members had [because I joined a session late]. The party was then told to catch this rogue that was causing trouble in the town. Xanth had the great idea of pretending to be rich and got hella drunk trying to lure them out. Arogos was in the crowd looking around when he was pickpocketed by the thief. They chased him down, Arogos managed to accidentally get shot by one of the characters in the shoulder, ripped out the arrow and climbed a 4 story building after the thief. After chasing him across the roof tops, falling from said roof tops, and by sear luck someone else in the party catching him. It turned out the thief was a member of the guild who was sent to pose as the thief they needed to catch and thus started Arogos’s hatred/rivalry with Claw who he very soon later considered a mentor. Who later introduced them to Smoke and the rest of the guild.

To spark note the rest:

----Arogos and crew went to get a golden apple, Arogos threw what might as well have been considered a grenade into a tree and was almost drown on accident by Xanth. He later threw a book at Xanth knocking him out and stuck a worm up his nose

----There was one point when Arogos got blasted with a fire trapped door

----They went to a town that got infested with Zombies. Arogos was attacked by one, saw that it had gold teeth, cut its head off, climbed on a roof, cut the jaw off, took the teeth and tossed the rest of the head just to get the gold.

----Arogos tried to sell to an official thieves seller person and got marked by the thieves guild. He later spent the night sleeping on a roof. Later the party was with an Arogos that seemed slightly off, well it turned out that that was a doopleganger trying to kill the prince and Arogos was kidnapped by the thieves guild who was saved by Claw who broke his hand because Arogos was smack talking him while he was saving his ass.

----At one point in this area the party went into docs futuristic lab. Since arogos couldnt read any of the signs he asked Danric to read what was under the big red button. “Do not Press.” Danric said. “Press?” arogos responded pressing the button and basically destroyed the multiverse [Start of Arogos 2 in another campaign]

----Later Arogos had to do a favor for the thieves guild to get out of it though he didnt tell the party right away. During this he got bit by a mimic and got a future seeing crystal.

----Later they went to the Penny worth lottery to get a lot of money for their town that was getting sort of destroyed by orcs and the like [I think] they went around disqualifying other contestants for breaking the rules. At this time Arogos also met elves that looked like him for the first time ever in his life.

----After getting a bunch of money the party when shopping and got a bunch of stuff. Arogos got himself the best horse money could by and named him Beans. He also got himself a hook blade [assassins creed style] and custom made a cross bow to shoot explosive crossbow bolts.

----After that they went to the thieves town [this is where they got the crystal] and went to the thieves guild. There they met Marz, the thieve guild leader who is a major prick in the sense that he’s really strong and easily bored so he does some not so good stuff that I wont list

----After leaving the thieves guild I think we went to Norstag because Claw had ditched us when their emergency stuff went off [Norstag is Claws home] we got there and fought a legendary like beast and met a kid that doesn’t speak who Arogos called Skunk later after he got a white strip of hair. On the way back they encounter this demon god guy who played evil games. If you died, you had to stay there. Smoke ended up taking all the punishment and dying while since Danric wasn’t alive he was messing with the stock market and doing great though it was just a pass time while he waited.

----It was a sad time. It was at this time Arogos’s trinket became a box of buttons of all his friends who died. [I rolled at d20 and true to his luck Arogos got a 2]

----There is something I’m missing but I know we did go to Saful [Arogos’s kind [Morkal Elves] originate there] They spend time converting the locals from their ‘god king’ to Danrics god, found the cave of wonders and got a few magic items from it. [Magic carpet, fancy magic map]

----After Arogos blew up the temple, Danric converted all the people with the help of another angel, and Xanth killed the god kings healer, they killed the god king and freed the people.

----In Saful Arogos got rather close to Bejen who was later secretly killed by her uncle and temporarily destroyed Arogos’s map that he loved dearly when they returned to the guild.

----After this they defended the town while Arogos was going to the goddess tree because Pen was having his soul burned. He made it to the tree, saved the lady there from the assholes [he met this lady before in the campaign] and she was restored her powers from her god. Pen was brought there and the party went to the country of lust to get the other golden apple for Pen.

----They met a hag who took a fancy to Arogos [much to his disgust as DnD hags are supposed to look terrible and what not] they managed to get the apple and save pen.

----After that they recruited Danric’s grandpa [king of the moon elves], two dwarf clans, and a good few monks to fight with them to save the country form the orcs that had been invading since like the start

----After that there was the huge battle the capitol. For a while Arogos got stuck with two monks named Catty and Bratty [like undertale] for a while and he hated it. He also got a singularity from Doc and set it off clearing out a good amount of the other army.

----One of the last things that happened was how Arogos temporarily died. When they were up on a great wall surrounding the capital everyone was was staring in shock at someone else who came onto the battle field. Arogos felt a tap on his shoulder and when he turned around he was stabbed in the gut by a Saful guy with the god king who was out for revenge. The blade was laced with poison and Arogos was shoved towards the wall edge that was well over a hundred feet high. He managed to grab Claw’s arm as he feel, trying to catch himself but Claw ended up falling as well. Claw’s monk friend managed to grab Claw who was grabbing Arogos so he wouldnt fall. The monk lifted them up and then whipped them down the side of the wall. Claw tried to slow them down with his magic gauntlet that helps him move farther through the air and moves Arogos [who cant move at this point because of poison] on top so he would take the force of the fall. Well Danric who after awful got angel wings himself tried to fly after them but wasn’t fast enough. The monk ran down the wall much faster and right before they hit the ground, he grabbed Claw out from under Arogos saving him but making arogos go splat. Arogos did have a regeneration rock on him though so he was shortly back with everyone

----He later shot the monk with one of his exploding bolts that had gorilla glue on the end as he was dodging everyones attacks. After that he and the party ran into the chaos plain that one of the big bads ran into to stop him and thats where we have ended the campaign so far.

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Bo Dietl, Fox News’s resident ‘tough cop’ and occasional detective for Roger Ailes, dismisses workplace-harassment claims as ‘extortion.’">

Bo DietlFox Newss resident tough cop, commentator, and sometimes private investigator denies being part of Roger Ailess alleged goon squad. He will, however, tell you that your sexual-harassment lawsuit against your employer is quite likely politically correct bullshit.

On Sunday, New York magazines Gabriel Sherman reported how Ailesthe former Fox News chief who was recently forced out due to multiple sexual-harassment accusationshad allegedly funneled some of the networks budget to hire operatives and private detectives to help wage covert war against his enemies in politics, news media, and elsewhere.

I was also the target of an operation, a source told me, Sherman wrote. One source also said private investigators employed by Fox contributor Bo Dietl were instructed to follow me and my wife. (Dietls firm was used to track Andrea Mackris, the producer who accused Bill OReilly of sexual harassment in 2004, the source said.)

Dietl occupies a unique space within the Fox News organism because he both serves as an on-air contributor (often taking hardline positions such as illegal aliens being behind this epidemic of rapes in America), and has also offered the services of his private-investigation company to Fox News Channel. But Dietl, a former detective in the NYPD and a one-time Arbys spokesman, insists that his role was never that nefarious.

This article in New York magazine, the reporter called me up on Friday, I think, and asked me about this [thing about him and his wife], Dietl told The Daily Beast on Tuesday. I never did that, and all of a sudden [Sherman] puts me down as doing something I never did Its a load of bullshit Again, I told him that I [and my company were] never, ever hired by Roger to follow him or his wife I have never been hired to do anything like that.

When presented with Dietls pushback, Sherman simply emailed The Daily Beast: I stand by my reporting.

Asked about the Mackris details, Dietl would only say that any confidential stuff that he and his firm had been hired to do for Fox over the yearsregarding threats on principals at Fox News, litigation support, what have youwould remain as such.

Dietl continued by praising his longtime buddy and occasional client, stating that he has the utmost respect for Roger Ailes, and that he feels sorry that such a great thing [as Fox News] is being tainted by all these allegations.

(Ailes, for his part, has endorsed the private investigators work and character, saying that: I have known Bo Dietl both personally and professionally for many years. He does excellent work and personally is a man I trust [He is] a loyal man. I have recommended him to others in the past.)

Knowing [Roger], I can't believe these allegations, Dietl said, stating that the deluge of accusations felt like the old pile-on, and that political correctness takes a big play on what goes on with most sexual harassment workplace lawsuits.

Too often, its like a shakedown, like extortion, he continued, dismissing a majority of cases as so minimal.

Look, if someone looks really great in a dress, and you say, You look really great! or You've been working out, you look great! [what's wrong with that?] he asked, rhetorically. I love women but I think political correctness has gotten to a level that if someone says something they construe as being a sexual manner, right away it goes into a sexual lawsuit, and if they're not happy with their job, he added, they then pursue legal action.

My experience in investigating [cases like] these is 98 percent of these are bullshit, Dietl declared.

He did clarify that for that [remaining] 2 percent, the guilty parties should be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

When presented with the argument that the allegations against Ailes have hardly been minimal, Dietl replied that the only allegation Ive heard that seemed serious was the woman with psychiatric problems who got $3 million, referring to Laurie Luhn, a former Fox booker who has accused Ailes of two decades worth of psychological torture.

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Its a shame, Dietl said. The guy's fucking destroyed. Honestly, if I [were Roger], Id keep fighting. I wouldn't give in.

Dietls roster of famous friends go well beyond Ailes. The former cop has deep Hollywood ties, which includes being the only regular Fox News contributor to have appeared in multiple Martin Scorsese projects, including the now-defunct HBO series Vinyl and the mob-movie classic Goodfellas. In Scorseses 2013 R-rated dark comedy The Wolf of Wall Street, Dietl played himself, appearing in a scene with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Scorsese taught me how to act, Dietl told Page Six. I didnt go to acting school.

Among Dietls other high-profile celebrity endorsers? None other than Republican presidential nominee Donald J. Trump, whom Dietl has endorsed for the White House.

I have known Bo Dietl professionally and personally for many years, Trump said, in an endorsement similar to Ailess. Bo Dietl has ethics that carry him successfully through every venture and in every relationship. He is professional, diligent, and caring.