#tf2 soldier headcanon

[doodlydoodlies]

Random Soldier Headcanons

He has had every job ever - and worked them for many years

He hears voices but actually likes them - unless they start going on about boring morale choices

He is uncomfortable with direct eye contact

He can withstand servere torture but crumbles under soft touches

Doesn’t remember much from his past - but he sometimes know the way around places he seemingly has never been

He’s incredibly muscular from his intense training - but he eats like trash so he’s soft around his chest and stomach

He has difficulty distinguishing emotions. If he’s sad or hurt he will probably interpret it as anger

Romantic Headcanons

He can’t remember if he has been intimate with anyone before meeting you

He likes a partner who takes charge in bed and is gently with him. He’s always in charge and hyper-attentive so he enjoys when his partner takes care of him and makes him feel safe and loved

His love language is quality time and gift giving. He wants to go everywhere with you even on missions. But don’t worry, he will protect you and make sure you never get hurt.

His gifts are inexplicable but the way he just beams with joy as he presents you with a broken radio he found on the street melts your heart

The love language he prefers receiving is touch and words of affirmation

[megaarn]

TEEN FORTRESS!!

I had the idea of designing what each merc looked like at 18, so heres my take on it! this was such a fun project, im thinking of making a comic based off of it...

[ruthytwoshakes]

happy pride everybody, hope you had a good one! And I hope everybody's excited for disability pride month this July :)

We can't forget our friends and family in Palestine during the celebrations. There is no Pride in Occupation. And happy pride to our family in Palestine, we won't forget about you. Stay strong and fight like hell. I love you.

donate to the fundraiser below and join your local Palestine solidarity group. Hani Al-Sharif, his wife, and five children need to evacuate. They are very far from their goal. Any amount helps.

[vnynv]

body practice

[ashersbunker]

Soldier hc part 4: Self-destruction.

Whenever Soldier feels stressed he'd rather exhaust his body so he can feel "productive", and also distract himself from his thoughts.

He's grown with the "take it like a man" mentality, so when he's not, he starts to destroy himself mentally.

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[lycantrin]

I made these silly images of the mercs holding MLP figures, so do with them what you will

[dududisdudusdu]

Good old RedOktoberfest because I'm a tf2 yao(LMAO) enjoyer 👨🏻‍⚕️👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻🏋🏼‍♂️

[pestomoment]

huggers will hug

[jigjag7]

YAY DONE FINALLY tf2 mercs + hcs i added some extra stuff for the mercs who i think have different genders or whatever depending on what team they're on

[pencilpat]

Horrible evil comic that pained my hands </3

I missed 'draw your faves with your disability' month by a while, but I hope you'll still accept this snippet. Some context and thoughts below the cut if you're curious!

I will project my disabilities onto anyone, but Soldier is the first character I've so heavily headcannoned as d/Deaf. The way he speaks so loud at all times, and he misunderstands the things people say to him as though hearing them wrong, and the way he's viewed as stupid for doing so, it reminds me of being in school as a HoH person. It's hard to explain to someone who hasn't experienced it. Think the 'so it ain't me noggin it's me peepers' Simpsons clip. He was also in near a war, and many soldiers lost hearing from bombs and the constant gunfire.

Pyro's mask would make it very hard to sign considering the lack of expressions to read equates to a huge loss of grammar and sentence structure. Engie designed an LED screen that replaced the material in the eyeholes, and they have a few default expressions to use for emoting, including ? for a question , ^^ for happiness and positive emotion, ◡◡ for sadness or negative emotion, etc. It responds to the actual expression Pyro is making inside the mask!

[feralrabidcrow]

Mercs with Access to Internet

Scout: He would be a content creator who just makes whatever he feels like without any consistency. His uploads would be like:

Rooftop Parkour

Pokemon Smash or Pass

I Made A Mistake. (Addressing the Pokemon Video Controversy)

Tom Jones Songs Tierlist

Minecraft Let's Play

Soldier: He makes political rant videos but no one can figure out what his actual political opinions or leanings are. He just kind of spews buzzwords and 'America' a lot while sounding very passionate. A bunch of people assume he's a parody account making fun of actual political rant channels but no it's just Soldier being Soldier.

Pyro: They make TikTok dance videos. In every single video something in the background is on fire. Occasionally you'll hear "Damnit, damnit damnit!" and see Engineer rush in with a fire extinguisher.

Demo: He makes one video tutorial on how to make a pipe bomb, gets all his accounts suspended, and ends up on a hundred different lists.

Heavy: He doesn't ever post anything anywhere but he likes to watch a lot of videos on guns. He also subscribes to cooking channels for new ideas.

Engineer: He would be one of those YouTube engineers like 'Michael Reeves' or 'i did a thing' who makes horrible abominations of machinery and technology. His viewers never know whether to be impressed, horrified, or a healthy mix of both.

Medic: Aggressively spreads misinformation online. Not just medical misinformation, anything. He isn't lazy about it either. He puts genuine effort into making his lies as convincing and believable as possible. He is actively trying to make people less educated. If you ask him about it he'll claim it's a social experiment but he's just doing this for his own amusement.

Sniper: All of his accounts are on private and have like 3 followers. He uses Facebook to keep in contact with his parents and that's pretty much it.

Spy: Doxxes people he disagrees with.

[doodlydoodlies]

Headcanon: Soldier and Scout

Soldier is like a brother to Scout but not in a cool older brother way.

More like in the way a child will confidently talk about subjects that they are only slightly more knowledgeable than someone a bit younger than themself.

[eric-makes-art]

Tf2 characters eating piza there own way.

[ruthytwoshakes]

saw this post and immediately thought of the blus :].

I headcannon that Blu Spy raised Scout on his own, surrogacy baby maybe?? hey that rhymes. There’s only one Ma so he’s half brothers with the red scout,, thanksgiving is awkward.

Also some freedom fries,, , as a treat

[lenny-link]

Soldier cant spell

[another-delta-lover]

TF2 headcanon:

Medic is not only the team's doctor, but also, the dentist.

Made this after being sad all day yesterday XD (click for better quality)

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