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redpulsive · 20 hours ago

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SYLUS ⋆｡✩ eating you out

18+ MINORS DNI

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧

Heyyyy everyone, I noticed my yappathon about Sylus grinding/dryhumping is getting quite a lot of notes! If you somehow haven’t seen it before reading this one, here it is! Anyways, I’m super happy about the attention that post got, so I decided that I’m going to do another one about my personal favorite aspects about Sylus, which is the fact that THIS MAN EATS!!! Practically confirmed atp thanks to his Affinity Level 145 Secret Times: Midnight Feast.

I’m just going to babble in bullet points again regarding my ideas/opinions about the matter

Let me say this right off the bat, no wild bushes or periods will EVER deter this man from eating it. He does not care about your pubic hair or your period blood getting in his business. As long as you’re comfortable with being hairy or being bloody while he’s eating it, that’s all he cares about, your comfort means everything to him.

He can cum just from eating you out. Just the sole act of servicing you in that type of way gets him UNDONNEEE.

He WILL encourage you to use him if you want to, it’s insanely sexy to him. Just the idea of you bucking your cunt against his tongue and getting your slick all over his lips makes him HARD.

Because of this ^ he especially loves it when you sit on his face. he’d have your ass in his hands like putty while you’re using his beautiful, scrumptious nose as your personal seat. And believe me, no matter how much you weigh this man is STRONG and he WILL let you sit on his face.

He has to be in a position where he can see your face. Eating it from behind isn’t as rewarding to him imo! What’s he supposed to look at if your pretty face isn’t in his view? He wants to see just how good he’s making you feel. His one exception to this is if the two of you are in a 69 position, which he’d never make you do unless if you were willing.

He uses his tongue all over you, swiping it inbetween your folds, dipping it into your entrance, licking your clit, the whole thing is a delicacy and he’s RAVENOUS. That is his main course.

He can be pretty intense about it. He’d take his time at first, but at some point he’d get so into it that you’ll be SQUIRMING trying to kick him off of you. He does NOT PLAY about this shit!

He will be moaning and groaning into it, the taste and smell of your slick arousal is just SO intoxicating to him. He cannot help himself.

Eating you out is his man’s stress relief. You’ll never see another man drop to his knees in front of you faster than Sylus after a tiring and annoyingly long day of work. Once he goes to work on your cunt he’s in a trance, 10/10 distraction method for him AND it’s a win-win for the both of you.

If you’re in a position where your legs can be on his shoulders or wrapped around your head, they’re going to be on his shoulders or wrapped around his head. He likes to be LOCKED IN!

He’s always gripping your thighs or your ass during the deed. He’ll constantly run his hands up and down your legs, especially you’re standing while he’s on his knees.

He loves, loves, LOVES when you hold his head in place and run your fingers through his hair! Please god, play with it while his tongue is working on you, it’s like a personal reward to him.

90% of the time his eyes are locked onto you with a soft and attentive gaze, but during that other 10% his eyes are closed and his eyebrows are slightly furrowed. How cute.

Depending on his mood he’s either down bad and worshipping you OR he’s being very playful and naughty with you. When he’s worshiping you he’s giving you all sorts of kisses, bites and hickeys all down your body while murmuring sweet nothings to you, starting from your head all the way down to your thighs before getting right to action. When he’s being naughty he’s being such a tease, he likes to rile you up physically and verbally to encourage you to take some sort of initiative.

Once you orgasm he is cleaning the mess with his tongue. He will not let you shower or wipe yourself down with a towel until he’s had his fill.

Do not underestimate Mr. Coochiesucker9000 over here.

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#he is a munch #sylus #sylus lads #sylus love and deepspace #love and deepspace #lads #sylus x reader #sylusmc #lads mc #sylus x reader smut

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nightmarecait · 2 days ago

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Finally I have something fully unpublished to show you. Have some of the opening from my full series spanning (eventually) post apocalypse style AU and re-imagining.

“Ah, a customer! Welcome in. I’m sure you’ve heard the rumours, but yes, we do sell real Elvhenan tech.” Hawke ignored the shop keeper for a minute. Carefully looking over the stock of shiny, golden devices. The shopkeeper waited nervously, glancing over at Anders in the corner of the shop. “Do you see anything you like, Ser?” He asked Hawke. She picked up a glass bottle of some unknown liquid.

“What’s this? I haven’t seen anything like it before.” She asked.

“Oh that. That is the only existing bottle of genuine Elvhenan life extension formula. Drink that and you live thousands of years just like the ancients.” The shopkeeper excitedly explained.

“Hmm, I see.” Hawke held up the bottle to the light and inspected it. She glanced over at Anders who stepped closer.

“I’m sure we can come to a fair price for such a precious resource. Though I will warn you that the scholars on Lake Calenhad are very interested, not to mention the wasteland clans.” The shopkeeper added. Hawke looked over at the man and smiled before throwing the bottle against the wall, shattering it, “Maker’s Balls, what are you doing!?”

“Do you think I’m stupid? No one knows how the Ancients stayed alive so long. Not to mention that half this stuff is just painted iron.” Hawke picked up a device and handed it to Anders who conjured a flame in his hand, melting the piece.

“Elvhenan alloy doesn’t melt,” He said, “At least not at a temperature I can manage.”

“Get out! I’ll call the city guard!” The shopkeeper screamed. Hawke grabbed the desk and pushed it over.

“Who do you think hired us to knock you over?” She asked, “Get out of here before I tell Anders to set you on fire.” The shopkeeper ran out the door, screaming.

“You always go with fire. Why can’t you threaten to tell me to freeze someone to death?” Anders joked.

“I’ll give that one a try next time. Help me look through this shit, see if any of it’s real.” Hawke answered.

WIP WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 5/1/25

Hello, it’s WIP Wednesday Thursday, again! The confusingly named game where you:

Reblog this post with a snippet of whatever you’re working on (art, writing, music, crafts, whatever!) and I encourage you and comment briefly !

It doesn’t need to be Dragon Age! You can do whatever !

Because it is weekly, I won’t really be reblogging after Thursday is over, but you can still add stuff, if you want!

If you are looking for comments on/promotion of work that is currently being published, I do that on Bio(ware)feedback days! The next one is 5/3/2025!

Thanks for sharing your work, and have a great day!

#dragon age #wip #wip game #wip wednesday thursday

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robiinurheart33 · 26 days ago

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This will be the plot to movie 4 trust

#i dont have anything…but i will offer this #i did it in 10 minutes i hope you like it ❤️#i have nothing else to add of note #im in the trenches rn guys i have a crush and i am not dealing with it in a normal way #im coping with agent stone #we both have fine shyt we cant have 💔💔#i dont mean to post my personal life on here but i cant tell anyone irl and its killing me #literally i feel like my brain is melting and i have no more ribs in my body #ANYWAYS!!#I haven’t shit posted in such a long time #fml #fuck my life actually #stobotnik #agent stone #shitposing

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unfortunatelyilikebnha · 8 months ago

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Bnha makes me so mad because it could’ve been good. It had a lot of good aspects. But in the end none of them were satisfyingly resolved so it just feels bad.

#UGHHHHHH ik a million people have made posts like this but it’s pissing me off rn!#the ‘unfortunately’ in my username is more pointed than ever #(not that I’ve had a lot of hope it’d end well for a long ass time.#it’s just frustrating to make me love these characters and get attached to this world and then execute their stories so terribly.)#honestly I’d probably change my username to smth else (and I still might) if I hadn’t had it for so long #it’d be annoying if it messed up links in my past posts #but having smth vanguard related might be fun…#bnha critical #mha critical #<- tagging those so no one jumps down my throat for stating an opinion on my personal blog #and like. I’m not doing this to be a hater. I LIKE these characters and some of this story is very near and dear to my heart #I’m also not saying everything I didn’t like is a writing flaw #and in fact a lot of the things I didn’t like I think should stay there just get meaningfully addressed #but good godddddddddd it’s upsetting to see a story I cared abt sm & I leaned on during some shit end like this #whatever.#I haven’t even actually been keeping up besides looking at the spoilers for years now #it’s not like I’m gonna stop thinking abt the version that lives in my head. it’s just a shame about the official ending that’s all.#at the end of the day I’m not the author horikoshi is and that’s how he chose to end his story.

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seventh-district · 9 days ago

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Are you sad? Are you miserable? Is your life falling apart? Is your body falling apart? Does your head feel like it’s full of cotton, or perhaps TV static? Does it feel like the world is crumbling around you? Is it getting harder to force yourself through the daily motions? Is happiness getting increasingly harder to find?

Why not consider making a large, hyperfixation-fueled impulse purchase?

They won’t tell you this, but all of the happiness and satisfaction you’re searching for, along with each of those little chemicals that make your brain feel good, are all hidden within your very next large, hyperfixation-fueled impulse purchase!

So why don’t you go on ahead and grab that credit card, throw caution to the wind, and chase that good feeling? You certainly won’t regret it. No one has ever regretted making a large, hyperfixation-fueled impulse purchase! Never!

#vent post #didn’t make this post with the intention to sound vaguely like a WTNV fake-sponsorship segment but here we are i guess lmao #anyways hello i have been taking measurements and making calculations and having a big ol’ time all morning #having a lot of genuine fun making Plans for my latest Big Idea that i’ve been cooking up #but then i ran into a wall and the flow-state crashed and reality and self-awareness set back in and now im here yapping abt it #the large purchase is for once actually not in reference to whaling on gacha games this time #Spring has arrived and with it my Aquarium Addiction has once again been revived and i have. Plans #that may or may not involve placing a $500+ order for a custom acrylic aquarium. :)#bc i just can’t have normal hobbies nooOOOO it’s always gotta be the most difficult stressful and expensive shit on earth #but after the past 3 days of planning and moving things around in the house and throwing my back out #i have just realized that the aquarium stand i planned to use will need Further modifications in order to be compatible. fuck!!!#and so as usual when i hit any minor speed-bump while on my fixation-train. i have crashed the train and set it on fire and am debating #abandoning the project entirely. bc i would need to ask **** for help with modifying the stand. and **** is Not in the mood to help me.#like not just for today but for the foreseeable future or maybe ever. i think i’ve already reached his limit of help for this #if i go in there like ‘heeeyyy so y’know that stand i had you spend all that time reinforcing? yeah it needs more. more modifications.’#and i actually don’t even know if it can even be made to work at this point. and i do Not have the money for a new stand #the tank is one thing but the whole point of this project was to make use of the stand i already have #without that it’s just an unjustifiable waste of money bc im starved for happy chemicals and want a big new aquarium to distract me.#anyways i haven’t. Ordered the tank yet. in spite of my use of the term ‘impulse’ im not. That unhinged with money #i won’t order it until i know For Certain that everything else about the plan will work. but sighhhh man i don’t know if it will!!!#but now i’ve got my heart all set on this plan (as if i really need 50 more gallons of water in my room) and i don’t wanna let it goooooo #maybe i’ll try to ask him when/if he’s in a better mood tomorrow. maybe it can still work. but until then i must distract myself #or im just gonna sit here tweaking the plan until i get a migraine bc i am addicted to. making aquarium plans. for some reason.#in other (related) news thanks to the fucking tariffs my $170 Venti cape order had to be cancelled bc i just cannot pay another $200 #in tariffs just to get the fucking thing into the country. so that has been refunded and my Dream Venti Cape will have to remain a dream #maybe one day i will try to find someone within the US that i could perhaps commission to make me a custom cape. but not today #bc the Fish have taken back over my brain and i turned around and spent the cape money on… More Fish for my existing aquariums 😔#like Yes i Am aware that im using this all to distract myself from The Horrors in the rest of my life and that it’s not sustainable #but after looking for so long and finding nothing but pink ones how do i turn down brown dojo loaches being sold for $5 a pop??? i Had to.#ok im out of tags so that means it’s time to shut up and go do a water change on the 55gal before i get too tired to do it today.

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rosicheeks · 11 months ago

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🌹 Happy Rosie Day 🌹

If you’re able and want to send me a little gift to celebrate you can find my links -> here 🫶

#I don’t really have the energy or motivation to make a cute post but wanted to add my links #juuuuuust in case anyone wants to send me a little something something #my cashapp/venmo #and I also included my throne wishlist #Ngl tips mean the world to me since I’m unemployed and getting dangerously low #but I also included some clothes cause I also really need some new clothes #been wearing the same shit over and over again #thought about adding a crown or two but I stopped myself #let’s be honest as much as i desperately want more crowns #where am I going to put them???#it’s also not like I’m in a mentally healthy spot where I even feel like putting them on tbh #not sure when I put my crowns/tiaras on last :(#I’m rambling now #I’m hopping into the shower and then going to go over and see Maya puppy for a little bit #I haven’t seen her in sooooo long I can’t wait 😭😭#why does time keep going by so damn fast how is it already 3pm????????? dumb #what’s up rosie

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redjukebox · 1 year ago

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Me @ my brain: cmon man we gootta focus on this school shit and we gotta do all these things to ensure we’re good for the next quarter and we literally cannot be late or we’re so screwed and we reeeaally have to make an appointment like we’ve had to for the past 3 months pleeeaasee

My brain: ok but like what if Tick Tock constantly feels the need to move around, whether it’s moving his ears, tail, tapping his hoof, or even just talking to make sure that he still can?? Like bro was paralyzed and literally could not move AT ALL for at LEAST a year (at the very VERY least) like that must’ve done SOOOO MUCH DAMAGE OH MY GOD HE LITERALLY COULD NOOOT MOOVE BRO HE WAS 12

#doctor whooves and assistant #tick tock #I have a lot of things I have to get done but my mind will always return to Tick Tock #no matter how long I go without consuming dwna content it always comes back #I consider that a blessing<3 #seriously tho I feel like him literally being paralyzed at age 12 is kinda brushed over sometimes #like yeah he brings it up because it still heavily affects him but like #that must’ve been terrifying #he was literally at the mercy of a town that wanted him fucking dead #at age 12 #obviously he was taken care of because he definitely wouldn’t have made it without help but still #he was probably beyond terrified #like brroooo #sometimes I think about it and goooodddddd #I might try writing more fics just so I can have him process this shit cause there’s no way he’s processed it all #I NEED derpy and doctor helping him get through this trauma that has been with him for likely a whole DECADE #idk how old that mf is but he’s definitely early twenties so it probably has been a decade💀#I also think him constantly talking to himself good be him continuing an old habit of making sure he could talk #idk how to phrase it but I’m sure it’s basically understandable #hopefully💀#sorry about this huge rant #haven’t ranted about Tick Tock in a looong time #need to do it every now and then #it’s my enrichment<3 #I just realized my tags are longer than my FUCKING POST LMAOOOOOO

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wishbonemotel · 9 months ago

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whelp. got my last art fight attack in with literally 35 seconds to spare

#i did a 3d model and animated it. it was scary.#it’s only kind of done though sjfjsk. i’ll post it in a few days when it has the turntable and i add a background and shit #spending like 70 hours on an art fight attack seems. unreasonable.#but to be fair the only thing i’d ever modeled from scratch was el’s little holotape recorder #so most of that time was just. learning how to model and tearing my hair out about how unintuitive blender is.#actually probably 75% was just wrestling blender.#realizing I basically gave myself a month long crash course to learn modeling; texturing; rigging; animation; and rendering #it was a lot and probably a horrible way to go about learning but i did it and i sure did learn #anyways. now i have a migraine and it’s 12pm and i haven’t slept. so bye.#wish babbles

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puthyflapps · 1 year ago

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I have an intimate truth to share: I think Sunday would be a very cute name for a shoni baby who lives on a farm with her two moms. Sunday Shalifoe??? They could call her Sunny!! C’mon it writes itself!! And if she looked just like Shelby?? The material is there!! 😭😭😭

#also I think the idea of the B-side of the wilds (s3-4) taking place in the future and flashing back to the bunker and post-bunker times #would’ve been very interesting if like shoni are together living on a farm with their little baby having this happy private life only to be #dragged back into drama with the rest of the girls who maybe they haven’t seen or spoken to in sometime all because of Gretchen finally #being caught and them having to go to court and we learn through the flashbacks that shoni lost touch but reconnected some time after being #for real rescued and and flashbacks that go a little further back reveal that maybe Shelby kept quiet about something or helped Gretchen ge #away or simply as a reward for not saying something to the fbi back when they were rescued Gretchen gives Shelby Toni’s information which i #the whole catalyst and reason they were able to reconnect and it puts a big strain on their current relationship when it’s revealed cuz #Toni thot their reunion was one of genuine chance like the universe randomly bringing them back together but turns out that’s not true bc #Shelby clearly sought her out and then ofc through flashbacks that go all the way back to bunker times it’s revealed Shelby was working as #confederate which is just another thing she lied to Toni and the others about and right when you really think shits going sideways and thei #marriage is going to implode from all this there’s ANOTHER dramatic reveal which is like the real reasons behind Shelby agreeing to be a #confederate which probably have something to do with Martha and the court case or Toni’s mom or something in the vein and Toni realizes tha #Shelby did it for her/to protect her and then shoni is back on baybeee cuz that’s her baby mama frfr!!!!!#the wilds #long winded and full of holes but that’s all I got #toni shalifoe #goodfoe #shelby x toni #shoni #shelby goodkind #Toni x Shelby #shoni baby

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please-picturemeintheweeds · 8 months ago

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#I haven’t been online all day so idk what the discourse has been like compared to yesterday #But can I just say that in a lot of videos that I saw - Brittany and Taylor were studiously ignoring each other #And I have been reflecting Jaime’s post about who else was in the box and what the event was and who was invited #And I feel like I fell into the trap of trying to interpret an entire social situation based on a few moments #And forgot that she and Brittany both have conversations and experiences outside of what we witness #Which I am usually fairy aware of with Taylor but I think it’s easier to slip into it when she does something that I wouldn’t do #Like it’s just so much easier (for me) to dehumanize people when they’ve done something “bad”#And that pattern seems related to the internal cancel culture (bullshit) and the desire for accountability (punitive version)#Which creates this impulse to sort people as good and bad #Which is not at all to say that I imagine Taylor is theoretically justified in being friendly with someone endorsing a dictator #But that my reaction to my assumption about her being BFFs with that vile woman led me to jump on a hate train without watching the footage #And like everybody has a right to be upset by her actions- which are pretty literally enabling a dictator to benefit from her name.#But I don’t think it’s as simple as her being besties with the lady. And I am trying to remind myself that I am not on a global stage #I was just as friendly with a trumper a few days ago at an HOA picnic. Which does not exist in a vacuum-#I am politically active in the community around some big picture stuff and part of that means I need the truly vile people to respect me #And i need to ask about their kids and remember their names and their health issues or whatever and let them hug me #Because that is what being in a collaborative harm reduction type political position means for me. I get waaaayyy..#More radical shit done when they trust me and enjoy chatting with me about trees and know I see them as human #And Taylor is obviously in a vastly different situation than me - she has a lot more power in many many ways- but she also #Certainly has more context (like me bc she’s a whole person) that we’re not privy to.#Idk sorry for the long rambling praxis rant #Just was at a RJ training all day talking about prison abolition and now am processing by philosophizing about Taylor #Just there’s a lot less dopamine hits in taking a step back then there are in reposting stuff without context #Which again is not to say that anyone shouldn’t be upset. The situation is imo objectively upsetting.#And taking a step back and giving a person the benefit of the doubt is most often allowed for white women #And we should practice taking the time to do that whenever we can and like if I can’t even do it with a famous lady I don’t know #How am I supposed to learn and practice doing it in my own life #Idk #c #TJ

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riacte · 1 year ago

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i’m always like “i’m scared of being percieved u.u” but i still brazenly waltz into the main tags of both false and martyn at the same time like hiiiii this is a public website i’m posting stuff in public hiiii [copium horn honks from the distance]

#i have posted various shit in main tags but at least i haven’t posted shipping #i know i overworry even when i post the tamest and most palatable posts #how do shippers live with maintagging shipping in cc tags i would be so nervous all the time 😭#flashbacks to when i said sth like hii false if you’re reading this we miss you in mcc IN THE TAGS and she replied on tumblr lol #ria.txt #btw after some time i add back main tags to some of my posts when theyre long buried #i need a sorting system okay #nothing can scare me out of organisation

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pointlessly-poetic · 2 months ago

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where do you get the nerve, smuckums?

Your mom. Just kidding, I mass produce audacity and nerve ever since I started transitioning socially. The redistribution of body fat is to make way for the extra nerve and audacity.

#trans humor #I haven’t posted in a long time #i forgor this blog existed #pls go follow my friend author of awful #their shit posts will #be so worth it promise

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hobbithoes · 2 months ago

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light headed af from moving heavy ass boxes on an empty stomach for hours at work but I’m on my tolerance break from weed rn and I’m lowkey like okayyyy I feel kinda high tho 😝😝😝😝😝 LOLLL