#I have tried EVERYTHING
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star-spangled-man · 4 months ago
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come to the realisation that many of my problems would *poof* into thin air if I simply did not have SKIN!!
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cloudster-clown · 11 months ago
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OH BOY
I sure am glad that I am *DEFINITELY* able to draw using my *PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL* laptop that is *DEFINITELY NOT* in a boot loop rn :))) /sarcasm
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daenerys-targaryen · 4 months ago
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i still cannot get any wifi connection on my laptop. hell world.
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ssaalexblake · 10 months ago
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I got a heated blanket 💕💕 it's a revelation 💕💕
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ashfdhfgdsfk · 2 years ago
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i love birds. i consider myself to be a friend of the birds. however. @ the little family of nuthatches that continuously insist upon pecking and knocking at the thin walls directly opposite my head every single goddamn morning, day, and night. i will see you in the pits of hell.
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pbpsbff · 1 year ago
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one of these days i will actually create a proper fic list on here. that day is not today
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bifilthatonthatseson · 1 year ago
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I have two students this semester who regularly come to my office for no reason, just to talk about their latest D&D session or whatever, and it's sweet and flattering but also this is my workplace, the reason your essays are not graded is because you never leave
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rosie-b · 1 year ago
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Listening to party music while i absolutely ruin my cpp grade 🥳
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nichiperi · 1 year ago
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i have been trying for a week.....A WEEK.......to open this horrible jar of pickles.......why.....why can i not have the pickles???....whyyyyyyyyy?????? (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻
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sharpsuite · 2 months ago
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salem, one of my two cats, is being so vocal but doesn't seem to actually WANT anything so its just him and i meowing back at each other and i've been doing this for 3 minutes.
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solidwater05 · 1 year ago
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Apparently this needs to be said so
Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!
You're not a bad person if you...
forget things quickly
forget people
can't remember entire stages of your life
can't remember important things
can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time
can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests
forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc
forget to reply to texts
remember things and immediately forget them again
can't remember birthdays, events, etc
frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions
can't retain new information
forget things you used to know
only remember things when it's too late
have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories
depend on others to know how an event you were in played out
have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa
... and anything else I might have missed!
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etakeh · 4 months ago
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Which ones, what are the levels. Because *not* using them is sometimes *not* an option.
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Oh cool, scare everyone into a panic, but not give us the complete information we need to make informed decisions. Love that.
and I'm not asking for a bunch of recommendations for alternatives - I'm old and I've tried so many. I'm not interested.
OH FFS WHAT NOW!!!
...This isn't something I need to worry about any more, but I pass it on here for the attention of those who use these...
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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot
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#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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originalartblog · 1 month ago
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Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬
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thismightbeconsideredart · 1 month ago
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"Yay! My first real class!" -> "wait a second this doesn't make any sense..." speedrun
i just love @kianamaiart 's magical girl ocs so much i had to try my hand at animating an aika
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azstral-wanderers · 1 year ago
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fucking god kotor is not cooperating
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