#I have tried EVERYTHING

[star-spangled-man]

come to the realisation that many of my problems would *poof* into thin air if I simply did not have SKIN!!

[cloudster-clown]

OH BOY

I sure am glad that I am *DEFINITELY* able to draw using my *PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL* laptop that is *DEFINITELY NOT* in a boot loop rn :))) /sarcasm

[a-lesbianshadowinthenight]

had the entire day to throw out the rubbish in my apartment and it’s now 11pm and i’m still trying to psych myself into doing it

[daenerys-targaryen]

i still cannot get any wifi connection on my laptop. hell world.

[ssaalexblake]

I got a heated blanket 💕💕 it's a revelation 💕💕

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

i love birds. i consider myself to be a friend of the birds. however. @ the little family of nuthatches that continuously insist upon pecking and knocking at the thin walls directly opposite my head every single goddamn morning, day, and night. i will see you in the pits of hell.

[pbpsbff]

one of these days i will actually create a proper fic list on here. that day is not today

[bifilthatonthatseson]

I have two students this semester who regularly come to my office for no reason, just to talk about their latest D&D session or whatever, and it's sweet and flattering but also this is my workplace, the reason your essays are not graded is because you never leave

[nichiperi]

i have been trying for a week.....A WEEK.......to open this horrible jar of pickles.......why.....why can i not have the pickles???....whyyyyyyyyy?????? (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[sharpsuite]

salem, one of my two cats, is being so vocal but doesn't seem to actually WANT anything so its just him and i meowing back at each other and i've been doing this for 3 minutes.

[solidwater05]

Apparently this needs to be said so

Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!

You're not a bad person if you...

forget things quickly

forget people

can't remember entire stages of your life

can't remember important things

can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time

can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests

forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc

forget to reply to texts

remember things and immediately forget them again

can't remember birthdays, events, etc

frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions

can't retain new information

forget things you used to know

only remember things when it's too late

have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories

depend on others to know how an event you were in played out

have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa

... and anything else I might have missed!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[etakeh]

Which ones, what are the levels. Because *not* using them is sometimes *not* an option.

Oh cool, scare everyone into a panic, but not give us the complete information we need to make informed decisions. Love that.

and I'm not asking for a bunch of recommendations for alternatives - I'm old and I've tried so many. I'm not interested.

OH FFS WHAT NOW!!!

...This isn't something I need to worry about any more, but I pass it on here for the attention of those who use these...

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

[thismightbeconsideredart]

"Yay! My first real class!" -> "wait a second this doesn't make any sense..." speedrun

i just love @kianamaiart 's magical girl ocs so much i had to try my hand at animating an aika

[jjkyaoi]

by the way. people are allowed to complain about this season feeling rushed. i don’t know when it became a thing in this fandom to completely jump people who have valid complaints like YES arcane is a fantastically produced and beautifully animated show and nobody will be able to top it but they did start things with some characters only for it to never go anywhere so it can all be wrapped up in three episodes 😭