#life as an assistant professor
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Good news: I'm having a baby in about a month!
Bad news: My department chair can't actually ban me from taking parental leave like he clearly would like to, so instead he has dedicated himself to being the world's biggest asshole about it at all times
#no my leave is not a free vacation#you can stop calling it that now#while you are at it you can stop demanding what i am going to do for the department to make up for not teaching this semester#life as an assistant professor#he is now holding my tenure review over my head#saying that i need to do something impressive with my leave or i might not get it#pretty sure thats illegal buddy!!
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being a TA is like babysitting except the kid is 65 and has a doctorate
#ta#teaching assistant#college#university#uni#real academia#student#student life#college things#student things#professors
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Prof got us some tea and coffee :3
#was surpised that the prof who does nothing but mourn not being in england bringing in the sweetest fucking tea ive had in my life#tastes so good though#we're building resumes and i uh... dont have much?#the art dept doesnt usually annouce exhibition deadlines until a week or so before they're due so i haven't had a chance to join one#and I've been working an actual job to pay for college so no internship either#feeling fear but i also know its not the end of the world and i still have time to do all that lol#don't need a robust resume straight out graduating#...would be nice though#update; okay talked to my professor and mentioned my minor#so now he is going to help me and a few other students put together a historical japanese art and literature exhibit#and since it isn't technically classwork we can say ''assisted in the curation/arrangement of historical japanese works for an exhibition''#which sounds pretty nice i'd say#yay
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obsessed w my friend. i named her jackie i think forever ago lolol one of the film girlz. anyway her not letting sam get a word in last night when we had to record a little podcast together for a project. he was sooooooooooo mad
#we were Chatting...#and look first yes it's cause he naturally kept just trying to talk over/through us and she would just keep going. yay<3 and then like#she just wouldnt let him talk for more than like. i wld say 30 seconds tops but thats like barely#esp bc he just kept going back to like Well and ahahahaa so quirky fact about me is i was hit by a car#girl we've heard all these stories already including the professor and it barely has to do with our topic why are we doing this#and then after me and jackie are talking abt that one insane prof who like on top of needing ketamine injections is just not a great#person hes such a character. but talking abt how he seems to be struggling to keep up w um. post metoo life and just like women#being any more than assistants in the industry. and after like a Whilllle of this conversation w examples of shit he's said that we had to#report lololol sam goes... 'and he's also a misogynist.' hello? melania clip#abby talks#later tried to corner me abt doing a roadtrip w him and his gayass bestie to see the eclipse. like me saying Oh idk#and then him being like oh do u want me to look at tickets for u etc. girl im sorry if i do anything im going home...
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real-life situational comedy is finding out that the nice man who often wanders around the hospital hallways and looks exactly like steve carrell is actually. the chief surgeon
#we were assisting at another intervention today and he just. slid in to watch the procedure#then he noticed the handful of students huddled in a corner and came over to explain the process#then suddenly starts giving us all sorts of learning tips and life advice in such a warm manner you'd think it was a family meeting#in stark contrast with the 10 other med staff members in the room glaring at us hdjksjs#not Our fault for having a professor who's also a surgeon taking us w her when she's on duty. but alas#gotta learn somehow#so the amiable doc talks to us for a good 20 mins and then leaves. we do too. and on the way out someone tells us he's the chief surgeon.#good thing i had the mask on or else my jaw would've hit the floor#highlight of an 8-to-8 day tbh. had to go back and forth between 3 different hospitals AND come back at the faculty#whoever said this is the make it or break it uni year had a point ngl#passing out in three two o
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> [ What did you eat today? ] > [ What author is your fav? ] > [ Where do you go on weekends when you wanna get away? ]
> I didn't eat a thing. > But that's how it should be. > No matter what they ask me, > I won't tell them anything!
#Pokemon#Pokemon Black and White#Pokemon Black and White 2#Gym Leader Cheren#My Art#((He is so so tiny. I just wanted to doodle him in his regular colors..))#((I love how his cardigan tends to look inconsistent when I draw it but. It's definitely fluffy rather than plaid or with patterns..))#((Also I intended to draw him without his fluffy outer but I LOVE his poofy sleeves but! His polo underneath has long sleeves too :] ))#((The ruffled kind probably!))#((Aspertia City's angel that gets a reputation for being a heartbreaker because he turned down every confession ever-))#((-and once got so annoyed that he sent over Nate to rain on them and use thunder.))#((Caption is Trickle's cover of Idol! Funnily enough it is a Slater song to me. Somehow.))#((It's the whole 'avoiding interviews and questions about his personal life' thing))#((Even after post-BW2 and Relic Castle he absolutely REFUSES to tell anything about himself.))#((So there are many rumors surrounding him. The best friend/beloved of The Hero of Truth. Mentor of The Hero of Ideals.))#((Confidant of Bianca Alabaster- the professor's assistant and up and coming researcher.))#((Trainee of Hilda Weiss- battle prodigy and Battle Subway's shining star.))#((Mentor of Hugh Obsidian- the Team Plasma hunter who was chosen as Grimsley's successor.))#((Mentor of Rosa Whitefield- the new Pokestar Studios starlet and Skyla's possible successor.))#((AND he's Grimsley's brother.))#((The Heart reborn! The ghost of Undella Bay! The pure vessel of Kyurem!))#((And yet he stays silly. Divorced. Live laugh love. Cringe even.))#BW/BW2 Rewrite - Blur / Blight
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It's. Weird. Being nonbinary/gender fluid/genderqueer in a queer-friendly space. I'm currently in a community college musical production, and there's a number of other queer and trans people. And I forget how most people react to multi-pronouns users
Like, I'll be talking to people and someone will refer to me with one set of pronouns, and then correct themselves to a different set. And I know it's just them trying to be courteous, but it gets tiring constantly saying "no it's fine, I use any pronouns." Like, it's not a bad thing, just. Tiring. And I actually am playing a male role in act 1, and while my cast mates have been really supportive and say I'm hilarious and do a great job, I can't help but wonder how many of them find the humor in this male asshole character being played by a "woman". I know I was cast because the director knows I use multiple pronouns, including "he", but not many of my cast mates know. And for every other role, I typically play femme.
And there's another thing. In day to day life, most people think of "I use they/she/he pronouns" as the same as "I use any pronouns". But it's not. So I say the former when someone asks, and I get a weird look because in their mind, I should've just said the latter. But there's a difference, and it matters to me.
#ash blabs#rambling just ignore me#not necessarily negative? just. weird emotions#i know for a fact the audience is gonna think it's hilarious that a ''woman'' is playing a man#especially because if there's a program with descriptions with pronouns for the actors. I'll have to put she/her#because I'm Not out to my family#anyways we have 3 more rehearsals until opening night and I'm stressing only A Little Bit#edit: also one of the cast members/costume assistants keeps calling me Ashley and it's fucking weird#like yes that is Legally my full name but I've only ever gone by Ash unless the director's called me Ashley#which is fine! it's different to me when professors do it!#but like. at this point in my life the only people in my life who call me Ashley are close friends and family#and even then it's only on the occasion or as a joke/said like ashwee jokingly#so it's. Weird. for a classmate to be calling me Ashley when i am Ash
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1.03.2023
Hi guys! How are you? Today I felt that the spring came in) There is more sun , more love, more freedom 💕
I fancy reading in buses , when sun is shining on my book 📚. Also I like evenings in my university, just look at this beautiful building!
In such weather I have a lot of motivation to work and study !
Hope you’re having a great day! *sending hugs*
#100 days of productivity#english#studyblr#teacher#french#student#student life#study motivation#studying#assistant professor#professor#future professor#university#school system#school#school things#spring#sun ☀️#tsu#photografy#interesting#bookworm#russia#lesson plan#the professor#tambov#i love this#teaching#educhums
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This might sound super stupid but figuring new things out when people around you are ready to help and encourage you and then the results of success immediately show... truly is the meaning of community huh?
#this is so specific#but I dont have a steady hand at all when it comes to art#and i had to figure it out to make something work and look nice#both the professor and my friends were there to assist and give me tips#and exercises#it feels weird have artists as friends is all im saying#all my life i just kinda stumbled through art#so this change of pace sure is something#bla bla bla#surround yourself with people who share your own interests and in ehich you xan recognize yourself in#all this probably doesn't make any sense#liatalks
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I have two students this semester who regularly come to my office for no reason, just to talk about their latest D&D session or whatever, and it's sweet and flattering but also this is my workplace, the reason your essays are not graded is because you never leave
#and they are oblivious to hints#i have tried everything#so i have had to resort to saying “it is time for you to go”#like a RUDE person#it is breaking my poor southern heart#life as an assistant professor
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I may have hit an all time low mental health wise but I'm being so chill about it
#just randomly tearing up/crying for like 30 seconds before i tell myself#no. it's not worth crying about it. you keep those tears inside your body!#my life might be falling apart right in front of me after i tried moderately hard to prevent that from happening#but i refuse to cry about it (more than i am in these random 30 seconds of intense existential despair washing over me)#i need a plan for the future.#step one. get degree. hopefully achieved by may#step 2. apply for internships and jobs#step 2.2. find job to earn money before getting an actual job#(i think my professor changed her mind and doesn't want to keep me as her assistant after all#i haven't heard anything back for ages and the contract was supposed to start again in may#so. let's see if i find something else)#step 3. leave this godforsaken town and university and never look back. don't think about what could have been#don't think about academic work ever again. just let go. it's not worth it#step 4. try to make life less miserable somehow lmao. (optional)#i want to tell my mother about this fucked up situation#just so i don't have to hide it anymore and pretend things are going as planned#but i can't#oh well#I'll probably end up without any courses this semester so I'll just rot away in this ugly apartment#i hate everything and everyone istg. but it's chill. i'm so. chill. about. this.#(yeah no i don't usually use that word that often. or. ever tbh. just another indicator just how chill things are.)#void screams
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satoshi is like if you combined tony hawk & robert irwin. massive achievements with ppl constantly missing him standing right in front of them, & Jus A Silly Lil Guy who is Very excited to learn n talk about Creatures
#he's a battler at heart so he never fully goes into research career-wise but he's always thrilled to assist researchers n profs#he's smart abt pkmn!!! he grew up w ookido as a regular at his mama's restaurant (plus hanako was once a student of ookido's)#& he lived with pkmn professors for over a year & had a rotom dex & worked for the sakuragi institute for a hot while#researchy shit's as much a part of his life as battling!! he knows junk!! he loves learning junk!#ooc. pkmn is autistic culture.
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04.05.23
Today I got a message from my professor 👨🏫
My bachelor’s work is almost done ✅ hope that I can have 5/5
#academia#cottagecore#laptop wallpapers#student life#linguistics#notes#school#school system#100 days of productivity#university#bullet journal#bujoinspo#nature#assistant professor#professor#future professor#bachelor#spring
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#god life is so werid and its hard to do anything#and today that actor i have a thing for talked to me for a while becuase he had a meeting wjth a professor and i was in the lobby after#and he just sat and talked to me and i wish i was better at talking to people becuase i just never know what to say#and anyways i felt very Emotional when i saw him and tried to keep up conversation#and hes asked me to be assistant direcor on his film shot which would mean working realy close with him...#anyways i still realy like him but he has a girl friend so im sad about that#but its fun to be delusional about him ha
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Having a pet cat in the family with chronic illness, as a veterinary worker and student, is lots of nights studying CBC trends, and lots of phone calls between family and the hospital back home. It’s a tense mission, but an interesting one at that.
#random#Insanitypost#clin path is my favorite subject because of my cousin’s cat#in one week it’ll have been a year since the vet ER told my cousin her two year old cat had two days to live…#…and then I talked to my boss and he offered to try some things#there’s no definitive cure for this form of immune-mediated anemia (yet)#it comes and goes in waves#but my professor says she may have a good prognosis to have made it this far with long-term management#granted we’re coming back up from a low right now as I’m three weeks out from final exams…#and there’s a bit of other chaos happening back home that may or may not cause stress and pose a threat#come on you little fighter…#tell PIMA to fluff off!#vet assistant life#vet school life
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"Ahhh... Another day, another grind. A Mew grind."
"...I've been sitting at this table, transferring Tera Mews from my library's Scarlet game to Pokemon Home, for twelve hours. I just want one of every type. But it takes so long to even get to Mystery Gift. Did you know online play actually unlocks when you get to Cabo Poco, not Mesagoza? I didn't. I wasted so much time on this. I just want one Mew of every type, and a Mewtwo from the raid. Is that so much to ask?"
"Hehe, I'm about to go apeshit."
#🌸 ~ in character ~ 🌸#🌸 ~ crACK ~ 🌸#🌸 ~ dash commentary ~ 🌸#no joke i've been doing this ever since i ran into issues with my game dev homework and sent a message requesting tech assistance#to my professor#so i've just been sitting here this whole day i could've been working (except i can't bc i can't see shit on my level)#wasting time and wasting my life i guess#tho tbh i've been meaning to do this for a while too#i still don't know why i suddenly decided i wanted 18 mews#but i'm too committed now#i can't stop#help me
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