#I have to do it to him

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Hey squiggly! For the headcannons event, how about you write WHATEVER you’d like for any fandom and characters you’d like！^_^

{Headcanons to Dabbles: CLOSED!}

And with that- the last of the headcanons to dabbles has been written! Thank you so much anon for this opportunity- this was both exciting and difficult to write due to decision making kajrjkaejkrjkaerjkajk Ultimately I've went with JJBA- Josuke has been living in my head rent free lately and I wanted to write for him. I hope you like it! :D

Headcanon: Okuyasu doesn't really notice things until way later- and that includes both Josuke's physique and ticklishness.

“Bro, how are you shapely?”

The look Josuke gave him was one of both absolute confusion and mild offense. “The hell are you talking about, Okuyasu?”

“You don’t see it?” The other was undeterred, running up to his friend as he gestured his hands. “Look at you! You’re so…curvy! You’re built like those marble soda bottles they sell!”

“I can’t tell if I should be flattered or offended.” Josuke shifted as he averted his gaze, cheeks growing hot. “What does it matter so much anyway?”

“It doesn’t- and you look great! I just never really noticed it before.” From behind Okuyasu missed the growing blush spreading over his friend’s face as he put his hands onto Josuke’s waist. “Even your waist is tiny! I bet the girls at school get jealous over it!”

“You’re full of sh-AH! Okuyasu, watch your hahands!” The taller boy all but spasmed when those hands began to squeeze. “Dohohohn’t, I’m tihiihicklish!”

“Wait- you are?” Josuke felt his face grow pale. Oops- that slipped.

“We’re gonna be late for class- we should get go-Ihiihihihng!” He went to walk away, but the hands squeezed once more, pulling him back and into his friend’s chest. “Oohohohohokuyahahahhasu!”

“Oh my god- I didn’t even know you were ticklish! All this time- think of all the games I could have won!” The other boy giggled like a child as he carried on squeezing Josuke’s torso, moving up to his ribs. “What about here?”

“GAHHAHA!” Josuke’s knees hit the ground, giving Okuyasu even more range to tickle.

“Bad spot? Hehehe!”

“Aheahhahahhahah! Ohoohohohkuyahahahhasu! Stahhahhap thahahhahaht you jeheheheherk! Geahhahahahahhaha!” Josuke twisted and turned, trying and failing to block out his friend’s tickly hands. “Cuhuuhuhuht thahhahahahat ohiohoohohut- yoohohoohu’ll meheheeehss up my haahahahir!”

“Yeah yeah- I hear ya. Watch the hair.” Okuyasu wiggled a few fingers against the back of Josuke’s neck, making him double over with a squeal. “Oh man- that bad? Let’s do it again-AH!”

“Ghoohohtcher aahhass!” Josuke grinned as Crazy Diamond shoved Okuyasu over, dropping him into the nearest grass pile. “Now, let’s see if YOU'RE ticklish!”

“Wait, wait, Josuke I’m so-ohohohohohohoohohorry!

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[noodles-and-tea]

Continuation of this

[gay-little-izzet]

Made this a while back and never posted it, but I figured I should now that I actually started T!!!

(Not a self portrait, this is just some guy)

[stickyvoidpaper]

Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

[heavenbarnes]

thinking about your older bf!simon that cannot cope with being far from you.

when you’re in the shower, he’s sat on the lid of the toilet on his phone (watching those rug cleaning videos) enjoying your faint singing under the stream of water, the smell of your body wash on the cloud of steam- ready to pass you a towel or get your back.

when you’re at your desk, working from home or studying, he’s just on the other side of it reading the paper with one outstretched leg tangled with both of yours. he’s dead quiet when you’re on a call, just happy to be around.

when you’re doing laundry, collecting the clothes in the hamper and crouching to stuff them into the washer- turning around and accidentally colliding with a thick wall of muscle.

“sorry, love”

he steps aside but you can hear his soft footfalls as he continues to follow you throughout your home.

when you’re both watching something on the couch, what starts as his pinky locked with yours turns into his arm around your waist. that turns into your head on his chest, which culminates with you falling asleep in his lap with his cheek on your head and soft snores emanating from his lips.

when you grocery shop, you push the trolley but his chest is to your back, arms either side of you and hands clasped over yours on the handle. you can thank his military training for his uncanny ability to tell exactly when you’ll stop walking.

when he wakes up in the middle of the night, on a rare occasion when you’ve managed to slip out of bed without him realising, he’s immediately in a panic calling your name.

“in here, my love”

as soon as his heart settles, he realises the bathroom light was probably a dead giveaway. you’re taking a wee, you’ll be back in a minute.

that doesn’t stop a sleepy simon from leaning in the doorframe, shielding his eyes from the big light as he waits for you to finish up.

even on the short walk back to bed, you can feel fingers twisted in the back of your shirt- almost like you’re leading the way.

minute you’re both on the mattress, you’re being wrapped up in his arms, slotting you perfectly into the curve of his front- almost like you’re made for him.

(and you are)

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[brucie-baby]

the fact that alfred was the one to put up jason's memorial is so important to me

[hell0mega]

people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.

what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.

you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.

[batcavescolony]

*Talia visiting Damian*

Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*

Damian: I am doing well mother

Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*

Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*

Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.

Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals

Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*

Dick: *throws it back*

[chloesimaginationthings]

The true meaning behind FNAF princess quest

[pangur-and-grim]

look at that transformation! well done, Belphie, you’ve defeated death!

[hinamie]

mentor

[catboy-beckett]

Kim Kitsuragi is a fascinating character because there's not that much fun or interesting or compelling about him. And yet somehow over the course of playing Disco Elysium the game rewires your fucking brain around him. He's the middest man you've ever seen in both appearance and personality but at some point he says something kind to you or something critical of you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and you need his approval like you need oxygen and like how tf did this happen. what are you

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰