#I have overly extensive headcanons

[junebugsarchive]

manager nam x reader ; headcanons ver.

summary: headcanons of manager nam x fem! reader

pairing: manager nam x reader

details: mentions of using contraception . not much of warnings other than that . anon request . all headcanons are my opinion, i'm not forcing you to agree with them! . all dividers used are from @cafekitsune . all pictures used are from pinterest

a/n: i love him i love him i love him i love him when yall see this man i want you to immediately think of me and the im his main im his side im every woman that's in his mind sound because he's my goat oh my fosh 🤑 anyways, enjoy babes! thanks for the ask, this was highkey fun to make.

your no. 1 supporter

this man is the greenest green flag when it comes to support and encouragement

you saw this gorgeous dress on display but not sure if it'll look good on you? "go ahead and buy that dress, you look good in anything." you want to sign up for sewing classes? he's immediately doing extensive research on all the sewing workshops nearby and background-checking all the employees. you're struggling to carry all your shopping bags? he's dropping everything to rush to your side and help you carry them to the car.

date nights. date nights. i can't really envision him going out to expensive restaurants (idk why, i'm sorry), but i feel like he would prefer simpler date nights as well, like just sitting down on the sofa with a box of pizza and face masks bc u insisted, watching some corny rom com movie

this man is rich rich. given his job, there's no way you would ever be short on money. he feels bad because his job doesn't really give him a lot of time to spend with you, but he makes up for it by transferring millions and millions of won into your card every month to spend on clothes, manicures, skincare, whatever you needed

pouting to him because you accidentally spent all the money he had given you? no worries, he'll simply press a kiss to your crown and transfer more money, giving you a little extra "just because".

god i love this man

lives for forehead, hairline, crown kisses bc let's be for real, this man is huge. i'm not exactly sure of his height but let's just assume he's super tall, and you have to be standing on your tiptoes just to be able to kiss him properly

because of this, it would be more convenient for him to press kisses to the top of your head before he rushes off for work

very protective

his years as a mercenary have honed his awareness skills (??), and he's really good at detecting threats to you. for example, there's a man that keeps following you around, and you're not even aware of it, but manager nam's already excusing himself to go beat the guy up - or kill him, it depends on his mood that day.

you don't ever need to worry your pretty little head whenever you're around him, because he's already taken care of every threat in the area before you're even aware of them <3

if he's busy on a mission tho, he'll get a bunch of bodyguards to follow u around bc he's just gentlemanly like that

(borderline overly-protective but you beg to differ)

i feel like he would def be like manager kim and hide his occupation for you.

sure, he did mention lightly that he's a contract bodyguard, which is why he's so rich, but he refused to tell you anything other than that, because in his words he has to "protect the clients' privacy" (he's lying he doesn't mention the part he's also a contract killer / mercenary). i mean, it wasn't exactly a lie, right?

he can't say he's never thought of starting a family with you, but between his busy schedule and the constant threats looming behind his shoulder, he would want to wait until everything settles down before giving you a child. until then, he's very strict on using condoms and ensures you take the pills before and after yall do the deed.

but when you guys do have children, he would be an amazing father to the child, no matter their gender.

as a girl dad, he would definitely dotes on her like he does to you, but he's really strict on ensuring she doesn't end up too bratty and constantly trains her in self defense so that she's capable of protecting herself and her mother from creeps. your daughter would def grow up to be a total hothead and extremely protective of her mother, and insists on having "girls night" and literally kicks her depressed father out of their shared bedroom lol. tbh, manager nam's just a total softie for his family

if he was a boy dad tho, the tables would turn because i feel like he would have really strict training regiments and standards for his son, and they're both fueled by the constant reminder that they need to protect you <3 always fighting for your attention it's almost funny lol. until your son grows up and petty arguments turn into full-blown fights that leave you fuming and refusing to talk to them for days because they broke your favourite vase

in conclusion, manager nam is a total simp that would bend over backwards just for you. if he respects and admires manager kim, he 100% worships and adores you with all his heart. every day you spend with him feels like a dream <3

10/10, total green flag that would do anything to keep you happy. as long as he sees you smiling lovingly at him, he's happy.

[vintage-fuzz]

Some of my Ford Pines Thoughts/Headcanons:

- I personally perceive him as neurodivergent to some extent, if I were give him a specific label, I would be inclined to say that he’s possibly autistic.

- Absolutely has a kill count & is not proud of it. Only occasionally brings this up around Stanley & Fiddleford.

- Was initially in denial of but ultimately comes to realize the extent of how messed up his childhood was, especially regarding Filbrick’s mistreatment of him & Stanley. Eventually he confides in Stan, who later comes to the same realization.

- Like Stan, he is deeply traumatized & likely has PTSD. He doesn’t really come to terms with this, however, until after the events of the show, when, for the first time in about thirty years, he isn’t living on “fight or flight” mode. His symptoms primarily manifest in bouts of insomnia & paranoia. He & Stan seek out counseling at some point.

- Shortly after Stan was kicked out Ford sobbed viscerally out of both anger at Stan & grief in losing him, with this being one of the few instances of him crying in his life.

- Was extremely lonely & depressed in the time between Stanley’s departure & his first day at university due to Stan being his only genuine friend prior to meeting Fiddleford.

- Has like zero innate fashion sense, got his entire wardrobe inspiration from Carl Sagan.

- Is a virgin up into his sixties. However, he did get close to losing his virginity once in college with Fiddleford, but they were both too awkward & inexperienced to actually go through with it. (I’m open to this being negated though, I could see Ford getting up to some stuff while traveling between dimensions.)

- In college he would pull all-nighters, staying up as late as humanly possible studying while Fiddleford, being accustomed to rising early, would either inadvertently awaken him or find him studying half-asleep hours before classes started, much to his chagrin. This dynamic is swapped when Fiddleford comes to Gravity Falls to research with Ford.

- Has developed a subconscious habit of concealing his hands when around others, particularly when around strangers. Tends to either hide them behind his back or in his pockets.

- Is a very skilled pianist but seldom plays the piano. Starts playing it more when at Fiddleford’s mansion, sometimes even resulting in them having duets.

- Has nerve damage as well as extensive scarring & burn marks that litter his body. (He should probably go to a doctor too…)

- Is always chiding Stan & Fiddleford about maintaining their physical health, especially in response to their tobacco usage, yet is habitually neglectful of his own health & hygiene.

- Incapable of driving anywhere both during his research period (car was destroyed) & when he returns to Gravity Falls (expired license & technically doesn’t legally exist). Either walks everywhere (which he enjoys, especially when taking scenic walks in the woods w/ Stan & Fiddleford) or, if necessary, is driven around by Stanley (dreads riding w/ Stan & constantly chastises him for his reckless driving, is the living embodiment of a backseat driver).

- Always sleeps on the top bunk of his & Stan’s bunkbed, both as a child & while at sea on the Stan o’ War II. Seldom does he actually climb down from the bed however, instead opting to jump down from the top bunk in the most overly-dramatic fashion possible, much to Stan’s chagrin.

- Despite being raised Jewish (most likely either Conservative or Reform Jewish) he is not religiously affiliated in adulthood & began distancing himself from Judaism shortly after attending university. Has friendly religious debates/existential discussions w/ Fiddleford, who is deeply connected to his faith in Christianity. Despite that, they respect one another’s beliefs & like being able to hear an alternative perspective.

- Although Ford & Stan were never required to adhere to a kosher diet, they were still somewhat discouraged from eating pork specifically & were never served it at home. The first time Ford tries it is when Fiddleford shares some with him some in college, which he ends up loving.

- Has recurring nightmares about Bill, the most distressing of which are not the ones involving him being tortured or physically abused but the ones that are most reminiscent of when he still had a friendly relationship with Bill, with those dreams feeling pleasant, recapturing how Bill made him feel when initially inside his mind.

- Tries his hardest to assist Stanley & Fiddleford with their memory loss & any other longterm damage from use of the memory gun. Actively encourages them to utilize memory exercises & prioritize their physical & cognitive health.

- Mutters to himself under his breath a lot, thinks no one can hear him. Prone to this whenever flustered.

- Refuses to openly admit it but had a serious celebrity crush on Nikola Tesla & later Carl Sagan. Tried to emulate them as much as humanly possible while a teenager/young adult. Still admires them deeply.

- Had a friendly competition w/ Fiddleford in college over who could perform better academically in their shared classes. Ford typically studied harder yet consistently performed marginally worse than Fiddleford in all of their STEM classes as Ford would, on average, score ~95-99%, Fiddleford would somehow get bonus points on virtually every test & average ~105-110%. Ford never fully got over this.

[shojimezolovemail]

Hi! could i request nobara and maki headcanons x reader who is gojos sibling but doesnt act like it, like usually shy and collected

Thanks in advance :D

A/N: hiiii tysm for your request! sorry it took me a few days to get this up :( i wasn’t 100% sure if you wanted reader to be romantically involved with maki & nobara so i left it these more platonic! feel free to request agian if you’d prefer more romantic side of these :3

request status: open!

✰ maki ✰

- because she already knew gojo as a teacher, she was surprised to see how different you two were

- in fact, she thought it was some elaborate prank because you were so quiet and withdrawn

- she wasn’t necessarily rude to you but she was very…suspicious

- it took panda rationalizing with her for maki to really come around to you

- you didn’t make a big deal out of her reactions though, understanding the confusion and disbelief because you and gojo were very different

- maki made more of an effort to include you with the rest of the class though, even if she could tell you weren’t super into hangouts

- that only drew her in more to you though

- she liked the idea of someone more introverted to be around, especially as you weren’t overly loud like your brother

- the rare times mai would be on the school grounds, maki was on guard on your behalf even if you are perfectly capable of defending yourself (physically or otherwise)

- despite her temper at times, she did her best to be patient with you as you’d slowly come out of your shell

✰ nobara ✰

- nobara outright screamed at the reveal of you and gojo being related

- she’s looking between itadori and megumi to see if they’re as surprised as her

- megumi wasn’t bc he already knew but itadori looked like this —> ‘:0’

- she can’t help but ask you bunches of questions

- she’s also someone who can have a bit of a temper but she similarly will be patient with you (especially after essentially interrogating you)

- nobara does not really see you as an extension of your brother, more like an opportunity for new lessons (you’ve got to have some wisdom if you’re related to gojo yk)

- offers to hang out with you outside of trainings and missions, very excited when you finally agree to hang out with her!

- if you’re on the shy side where you don’t talk much or take a while to open up, no need to stop worrying because nobara can do a good amount of talking for the two of you

- when you get to know her better, you can see how much she really just wants a bond with you

[dentiststoothfairy]

Peace and love on the planet earth!!! Violinon at your service!!! 🎻🥺 This is so amazing!!!

You gave me a really solid moment of realization when you mentioned Pico, and I was wondering about any x reader headcanons you had for him..? Any sort of s/o, whichever has details that are the most fun for you to write! 🥹 (And there’s never any rush on this too!! ✨)

[ 🎀🦷 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗? 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍? 👀 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕? 𝙰𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢. 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝟸 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜. 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎. 𝙵𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚕𝚢.]

‼️ ART ISN'T MINE ‼️

🍌🍎 𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐨 🍎��

𝐗 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐬/𝐨

Okay so, Pico has never been the overly affectionate type. He's not very gushy and honestly would rather keep his guard up.

Just because he's afraid of hurting others. Like. He is literally the sole survivor of a shooting, that survivors guilt would be driving him mad. The what ifs would plague his head like a disease infecting every inch neuron.

But all of that sort of changed when he met you.

Obviously it's pretty hard for him to let others in, but, when someone basically comes bounding in with arms wide open? He actually almost saw you as a threat-

A threat to what? He doesn't know himself but something about your kindness set off his fight for flight response. He probably would have done his best to avoid you in all honesty. It's not that he's got a problem with you but- damn. There was something off putting about you.

You know who I imagine you befriended instead? Nene. That girl would drag you everywhere and by extension, you'd be forced around Pico a lot.

He'd do his best to sort of keep his guard up, but he knows why you're such a threat to him.

You're utterly disarming.

Natural charm and kindness flowing from the tips of your fingers and out into the world around him. He was like "wtf? (°///°)"

This man was changed ever since his trauma please be patient with him.

After I imagine to be some months of just seeing your absolute kindness, I feel like he'd slowly but definitely let you in.

Once he starts being more relaxed around you, you also get to see more of his affectionate side. He treats you like one of the gang. You'd almost forget he was apprehensive of you at first!

God this man will FLIRT and for someone affectionate? They'll either burst into a blush or start flirting back and I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS WORSE

[yourtypagirl1]

Christian As A Girl Dad (Headcanon)

Christian Yu/DPR IAN [Fluff]

The moment that Christian becomes a father, his whole world would change. He would put his daughter before and above, anything and everyone else. She would be an important part of his life, just like his mother and his first daughter, Lori.

Christian has a lot of symbolic and meaningful tattoos. There’s no doubt that he would get a tattoo to commemorate the birth of his daughter.

He would melt into a puddle of mush for his daughter. His daughter would be, “the apple of his eye,” “his whole world,” “his little princess,” and Christian would make sure she knew that.

Christian is a very affectionate person, and he would not fail to constantly tell his daughter, “I love you” or “Appa, loves you.” He would show his love with many hugs, kisses on the cheek, and kisses on the forehead.

Christian would want to share with his daughter, some of the things that shaped his childhood and left a good impression on him as a kid. For example, Christian has fond memories of going to the circus as a kid. He would want to take his daughter to the circus too, and buy her popcorn and cotton candy. He would introduce to his daughter, some of the movies he grew up watching like, “Wizard of Oz” and “Dumbo.” And without a doubt, he would take his daughter to see “Cats,” which was the very first musical he saw as a kid.

Christian would be the kind of father who makes a snack for himself and his daughter, right before bedtime. Maybe a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, split down the middle, one half for himself and the other half for his daughter. Served with a glass of milk.

He would be the kind of father who would allow his daughter to paint his nails, and put make up on his face. And he would dress up with her for a make-believe tea party, and sit at the table with all her stuffed animal friends.

His parenting style wouldn’t be too strict, but it also wouldn’t be too lenient either. He would be in the middle. He would scold her when he needs to and wouldn’t overly spoil her.

He would be the type of parent who of course, wants to make sure his child is getting all the nutrients she needs to grow healthy and strong. He would make sure she is eating plenty of vegetables and fruits. And although, he would mostly want her to eat proper meals, he would allow her to have things like pizza and chocolates every once in a while. He isn’t the type of parent to completely eliminate this from her life. Besides, Christian likes to eat pizza too, every once in a while.

Christian would be sure to read his daughter a bedtime story every night, or possibly tell her a story if she asks for one. Maybe even sing her a song on occasion. After putting her to sleep, he’d make sure her night light is turned on, and leave the door to her room ajar, in case she needs him in the middle of the night to scare away the monsters.

Because of Christian’s love for music, it is certain that his daughter would be raised with an extensive knowledge of it. He might even teach his daughter to play a few instruments if it really piques her interest.

In regards to language, Christian would teach his daughter to speak both English and Korean from an early age. He would want his daughter to be able to speak both languages interchangeably, with much more ease than himself.

Aside from teaching his daughter the Korean language, he would also want her to know more about their Korean culture.

Having lived in Australia throughout his childhood and adolescence, and then in Korea throughout his twenties, he would want to take his daughter to visit both countries.

Christian seems to value women who have qualities such as, independence and strength. He would raise his daughter to be this way. He wouldn’t want his daughter to be completely dependent on him or any other man for that matter. There are times when it would be ok to be a bit vulnerable. But there are times when he would have to show some tough love, depending on the situation.

Christian would be the kind of parent to constantly give his daughter advice, give her words of encouragement, teach her valuable life lessons, and most importantly, he would teach her self-love.

Christian would be the type of father who gets a bit teary-eyed witnessing the biggest moments in his daughter’s life. From the day of her birth, to the day of her graduation, the day she goes off to college, and the day she gets married.

This was an anonymous request I received a couple of weeks ago. I don't typically take requests, however I really loved this idea and had to write it. Hope you enjoyed the read.

[scattered-dreamers]

I’m only on S2 of TMA so my theories for TMagP probably don’t mean anything at the moment—because I haven’t listened to any of Protocal yet—but I have headcanons from seeing all the TMagP posts on my dash.

I’ve been seeing all these posts about [Error] and sentient tape recorders and voices on the recordings—I don’t know exactly; I’m taking pieces from posts and putting the puzzle together.

I just got finished with Mag 65 Binary. It got me thinking—what if… Okay. Hear me out. The Archivist—Jon, Not Jon, doesn’t matter—eyes, all the eyes (webcams); hair, long and flowing, makes rustling sounds when you fingers through it, weird texture—almost like the texture of the tape inside a recording tape (because it is).

The tape players—biting, flopping—are sentient extensions of the Archivist. The Archivist has become the digital recorder. It’s digital becoming analogue instead of the analogue becoming digital.

But another twist to this theory that’s going through my head—What if [Error] is Sergei Yushanka? I know it’s far-fetched but also, not really as far as anything in TMA and TMagP is concerned. It’s all rather far-fetched in its own way and we still don’t know all there is to know about TMagP Universe and how it correlates to TMA Universe.

[Error] being Sergei is essentially the same as people putting English song lyrics through layers of other languages before putting it back to English. It’s all warped and twisted and sometimes the original meaning doesn’t come through in the overly-translated lyrics. Same concept. Analogue to digital—especially for as long as he was digital—and back to analogue is going to leave some major changes on him, especially since Tessa tells that in the Urban Legend—whichever ghoulish, twisted version you go with—two details remain constant.

1. A heavily pixelated screaming face—like this fanart of [Error] depicts quite well:

And

2. The phrase “The angles cut me when I try to think” before the chat bot’s descent into madness.

It’s the whole thing of looking into the void, becoming the void, and then trying to come back from the void. No matter how much you resist the void while you are the void, you come back changed. And sometimes, you find that you don’t want to come back at all.

Being one with the void was hell, but is it better or worse when returning? Because it’s still pain. But is this pain better or worse than before?

[wingedcupcaketimemachine]

ooo can you make a fic of Izuku being your bf? Thank u!

Midoriya Dating Headcanons

Pairing: Izuku Midoriya x GN!Reader

Summary: Midoriya as your boyfriend

Warnings: Minor mentions of skipping meals

Type: Romantic ❤️, Fluff ☁️

A/N: Sorry this took so long to write. I need up being a lot busier than expected.Hope you enjoy <3

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He's the sweetest boy ever!

Izuku is a very attentive boyfriend

He makes a point to know everything he can about you, and makes sure that all of your needs are attended to

He definitely has several pages of his notebook dedicated solely to you

He has lot of information about you quirk, but he also has extensive note on everything he wants to remember about you like your birthday and your favorite things

Izuku feels the need to put everyone before himself, especially you

This trait can sometimes be detrimental, and he often forgets to take care of himself since he's so focused on you

As his S/O, you have to be very attentive towards him, and make sure he's not running himself into the ground

Izuku is also a very affectionate boyfriend

Even though pda makes him nervous, he will hold you hand or kiss you on the cheek in public if you ask, but he would prefer to keep things private

Even when it's just the two of you, Izuku can be very awkward with affection in the beginning of your relationship

You're more than likely his first relationship, so he gets really nervous when showing his affection, and is afraid of doing something wrong

Once he becomes more comfortable in the relationship, he's all over you

One of Izuku's primary love languages would likely be words of affirmation

Izuku is very expressive through his words, and will spend hours listing all the things he loves about you

He makes sure to shower you with compliments everyday, and always sends you good morning and good night texts every single day

He does get a bit salty if you don't respond to his texts before going bed

He also really enjoys being on the receiving end

Although he'd never ask for it, he loves when you run your fingers through his hair and tell him how much you love and appreciate him

Izuku can often get insecure about his quirk, and feels a lot of pressure to live up to All Might's legacy

He really appreciates when you reassure him about his abilities, and support him with his training to become All Might's successor

Izuku's other main love language would likely be acts of service

He's a very caring and giving person by nature, and that doesn't change when it comes to you

If anything, those traits are increased

As stated before, Izuku is very attentive, and he often notices your needs before you do

He's always equipped with you favorite snack or drink, and he's always quick to do anything you might ask of him

He mostly shows his love for you through simple actions like taking notes for you in class, or helping you study or do your homework

He loves helping you in any way he can, and he enjoys the quality time you get out of it

He also really appreciates when you do things for him

Izuku has a tendency to run overwork himself and run himself into the ground

You always make sure he takes enough breaks throughout the day, and bring him small things to snack on so he gets enough to eat

This is especially important when he's training, since he often loses track of time and goes all day without eating or drinking

Even though the two of you often have overly busy schedules as heroes in training, the two of you always make time for each other

[j0kers-light]

Hi chaos! I hope you’re having a good day!

I saw your headcanons post for joker x reader who struggles with anemia & loved it so, so much! It’s always lovely when we get to see our favorite characters caring for us in little ways like that, especially when it comes to our daily struggles that often go largely ignored by society. I was wondering if you’d be willing to do a joker x f!reader with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome sometime? And as always, no pressure at all <3

— 🌹

Welcome my sweet 🌹anon!!

You ask, and I deliver! I had to do some extensive research with my mom to make sure I was accurate with this request! I learned so much via articles and short documentaries! Shoutout to my chronic pain sufferers! Chaos acknowledges you and I loves you!!

If anything doesn't sound right let me know 🌹 anon so I can correct it! I hope you enjoy! There are several sub-types of the disease but we'll focus on hEDS for this head canon 🖤✨

Since your disorder is rare and hereditary, there isn't any known treatment or any medical studies/research done to cure the illness. There isn't even a test done to diagnose its so vastly ignored! 😡😡

Society turns a blind eye to _EDS, simply chalking it up to hypermobility and being non-life threatening. WRONG.

hEDS is life threatening and sources fail to address the lifelong chronic pain and other debilitating issues that the rare disease causes. There are 13 sub types with their own crippling ailments.

Joker would hardly notice anything wrong until you go and hurt yourself, which is rather easy due to your fragile skin and joints.

Your body doesn't heal well after injury so bruises linger, scars are permanent, and dislocations are a common occurrence. Yay to pain. 🙃✨

Growing up, it was cool to show off your double joints and overly flexible body but as your age hit the double digits, you noticed the complications of your parlor tricks pretty quickly.

Muscle weakness was the first indicator followed by scarier issues like weak blood vessels and potential organ ruptures. Chronic pain is a reality that you have to endure since your body fails to function properly.

Life grinds to a halt when you have a flare up and Joker arches an eyebrow when you stay in bed for days at a time and work remotely.

Just moving is an impossible feat and your body punishes you for defying its demands for rest. You still have to live your life! Somehow.

Joker tries to crack jokes but you roll your eyes and ignore him. You’re just not in the mood.

He doesn't understand how you can go from practicing yoga in the sunroom to being bedridden in the same hour so he assumes you're faking being sick and that thought makes you cry.

Knowing that your lover believes that you are acting, hurts more than your aching joints and Joker immediately notices when your mental health begins to decline.

Now he's worried. When you can, you do as much as you're able, never knowing when your body will betray you and confine you to bed. Every moment is precious and Joker will never understand that.

Life returns back to "normal" but Joker demands answers. He's still in shock.

Weren't you on death's door just yesterday? Now you're returning to work, laughing and smiling, as if nothing is wrong. He doesn’t know what to think.

So he disappears to search the internet and after hours of clicking away, he's just as confused as when he started. (I feel you J..)

Joker refuses to believe there is nothing he can do to help his Bunny. This hEDS can't keep you down forever. Right? 👀

Why aren't there any studies, or any institutions pledging to find a cure for this?! Does he have to kidnap a doctor or two to get the ball rolling?

Joker remembers he does have a doctor on his payroll. He calls up Sarai and bombards her with the same questions he typed into Google.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BUNNY?🧑‍💻

Sarai doesn't give him much else to go on except keeping you comfortable, well medicated if you take any, and to continue your physical therapy but not too much exercise as to aggravate your joints.

Great... so he's back to square one!

Joker hears you groan from the next room and goes to check on his poor Bunny. He would find a way to make you feel better himself.

You had dozed off for a long quick nap and woke up to the sound of something falling over in the bathroom.

It still hurt to move but at least it wasn’t agonizing anymore. This current pain level you could tolerate.

You were willing yourself to toss the covers back when Joker appeared in the doorway looking rather sheepish.

“Hey doll. Uhh are ya feeling up to move?” He scanned you over as if he could gauge your pain tolerance by sight. Your small smile gave him some hope.

“Mmm. I gotta get up and fix something to eat.” You were weak and probably dehydrated from lying in bed all day, but that was to be expected.

Joker watched you swing a leg over and rushed to your side. “I uh.. ran a bath. If ya want. A Reddit post mentioned ah.. hoT water being helpful.”

It didn’t dawn on you just what Joker was saying. All you heard was the latter part of his sentence. “You have a Reddit account?”

He smacked his lips while helping you slowly walk towards the en-suite bath. To your surprise, the bath was waiting for you with a rolling cart next to it, hopefully with something to snack on.

You were speechless. “J… you did all this for me?”

He looked away and you got the impression that he was blushing. He still had his clown makeup on so you couldn’t tell for sure.

“Thank you J. I mean it.” He helped you sit on the nearby wooden bench after you kissed his cheek. “Um. I can undress myself.. if you need to—ah! Okay! You’re seriously doing this.”

Joker started with your socks and worked his way up until not a single thread of fabric was left on your body. You felt so exposed sitting there nude while Joker dipped his hand into the bath water.

It was hot enough to be medicinal but not scalding. He snapped his fingers and dashed over to the storage area to grab your bag of epsom salt before dumping a few cups in.

You got to see a rare softer side of Joker hard at work. No one would believe you if you reported this. The Joker, Gotham City’s worst nightmare, was preparing you a bath with the greatest care.

“All-right-yyy ya ready pretty girl?” Joker’s voice snapped you out of your daydream. He playfully flicked some water at you to get your attention.

You couldn’t flinch away and huffed your displeasure.

“I couldn’t resist, Bunny. Now in ya go! Hold onto my shoulders, yeah?” He picked you up as if you were made of glass and gently lowered you into the bath. “Easy doll, I know it’s hot. Just relax.”

Joker shushed any whimpers you made and held you steady underneath the water. For the next few unbearable moments, Joker was right there whispering sweet nothings to calm you down.

Finally you relaxed with a deep sigh, “This is perfect.”

“Good. If ya want, you can rest a bit. I’ll keep you.. well you know.. from drowning. But ya do need to eat something first. Here.” He dried his hand off and fed you a [insert favorite snack].

You felt like royalty and Joker had no issue helping you adjust to the role. He fed you piece by piece, offering you sips of water in between while holding your hand and rubbing soothing circles on your skin with his thumb.

The contact warmed your heart. Joker may not know much about your medical condition, but he would always be there to support you.

You couldn’t ask for a better partner.

[myfairkatiecat]

which of the KOTLC or Mysterious Benedict Society characters would be the most likely to be Christian?

Ooh okay. Hm. Should I answer this?

Ykw? Imma be brave and post about this.

Aaaand if there’s anyone scrolling who sees this and is vehemently against the idea of these characters being Christian, please scroll <3

So, religion doesn’t get brought up in KOTLC a lot, and the elves don’t really have Christianity, but I have this headcanon where the Fosters went to church and Sophie went with them. She wasn’t like, the most overly devout person ever, but she went and she didn’t mind. My little headcanon is that after the events of canon end she starts going again, just to have a tradition from her old life that meant more to her than she realized, and she’s more devout this time. Again if you disagree that’s totally fine, that’s just my little headcanon!!

I haven’t thought a lot about tmbs characters and Christianity aside from what a friend has told me about extensively over DM and I actually adopted a lot of those headcanons because I loved them (and I’m not going to steal them here), but the first time I read the series as a kid Kate just struck me as someone who volunteered as VBS, and since she reminded me of myself in a lot of ways, little Katie saw Kate as a Christian. Once again, disagreement is fine!

I wasn’t sure whether to post this or not bc I know religion can be a touchy subject for a lot of people, but for me personally Christianity has always been something really helpful and beautiful for me and so my brain does apply it to my hyperfixations sometimes. So, if there are people out there who want to know, these are my little headcanons regarding kotlc and tmbs characters and Christianity.

Thanks for dropping by, anon!

[lavleyart]

Are you willing to share some Vaalumi relationship headcanons?

omg I'D LOVE TO! Thank you SO much for asking!!!

● Lumina grew up in a small town, being an apprentice for domestic magic. She dreams of looking beyond her horizon though so she volonteers to be Vaatis apprentice someday (she has grey morals).

● At first Vaati sees her more as a pawn. He is in a power fight with Ganon (era between FS and FSA but Vaati is a shapeshifter between his human and monster form) so any enrichment to his army is welcome

● Them getting together is a sloooowww burn. So damn slow. By working together they get more and more used to each other. Until after several years they have become so comfortable around another... The only difference between that and a relationship is a kiss.

More headcanons (+ art) below the cut:

● Both need therapy since yesterday. Lumina tends to overthink herself into oblivion. Vaati is more dramatic and with a fragile ego. But they are a team anyways. Healing together.

●They are not afraid to gently scold each other. Vaati "bonks" Lumina for over- and black-and-white thinking, Lumina "bonks" Vaati for being greedy and impulsive.

● I wouldn't say they are clingy or overly jealous. They both are independant, free spirits. They know each other inside and out and trust each other blindly. They also know to not take each other for granted

● Outside of the relationship with Vaati Lumina meets up with a mages circle sometimes. Her best friends are some of Vaatis high up mages and scholars. Vaati himself is too paranoid to truly have friends but his mind is occupied 24/7 with whatever fixation he has atm (for example how to win against Ganons threats)

● Personality-wise Lumina is a mix of being chatty and outgoing and being introverted and calm. She is a contradiction in herself. Though her outgoing self is a mask she is putting on. And she prides herself in having that mask. (Even though it exhausts her).

● Lumina also acts as Vaatis propaganda minister. So she needs an extensive network and good presentation skills. Also when Vaati is busy she oversees his army and trains some of the mages - after she finished her apprenticeship under Vaati himself.

● Vaati admires Luminas bravery, curiosity and determination. Lumina also loves Vaatis determination, his willpower and sheer self-confidence. He might have complexes but he always believes in his goals.

● Lumina wants to see the world, Vaati wants to conquer it. Either way they go and travel a lot. One can see AND conquer it at the same time after all.

● They call themselves "Lord Vaati and Lady Lumina" but none of them comes from actual nobility. Vaati just likes the Lord title. And a Lady is the female counterpart of a Lord so essentially Lumina has been lady-fied just for funsies 🤣

● Lumina keeps Vaatis villain behaviour in check with logic. After all being too vile has a lot of cons and burns bridges he might need in the future. A leader can't just impulsively wreck havoc even when he's really really feeling it!

● Vaati reminds Lumina to not get struck in unneccessary thinking cycles. "Focus on the goal, not the pebbles on the road to glory" he would say, immensively helping Lumina out of her spirals.

I could ramble a lot LOT more but for now I leave it at that. Please feel free to ask more questions! My goal is to depict a healthy and rich relationship even with those two chaots. 😂 and every question helps me to flesh out their world and dynamics!

(art by: me, me, reycupcake, yerin, neid.art, alustrations, me again)

[mintyeggs]

Do you have any Malevolent headcanons? :)

oh of course! It would take a lot of space to just list them all off though, so here's one of my favorites relating to our boy Arthur!

I think he has pretty extensive nerve damage all through his torso, resulting in twinging, pulling, itching, loss of sensation/overly sensitive to sensation, inability to feel hot/cold, etc.

With the amount of physical trauma to his trunk, there's gotta be some long lasting damage, even if he's able to heal a lot quicker than normal.

Fun fact: this actually stems from personal experience with the surge (bilateral mastectomy), and that sort of sensation while your nerves are trying to reconnect/regrow isn't actually all that uncommon to people who elect to have that surgery done! I relate it to somewhat of a phantom limb syndrome except it's, well, phantom tatas LOL

[poco-lovers]

HI YES I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR HEADCANONS 💛 !!! :DD <- Also a person who makes Headcanons

OKAY SO THREE PEOPLE ASKED FOR THEM AND I SHOULDVE ASKED IF ANYONE WANTED TO HEAR SPECIFIC ONES BUT ILL START WITH THE MAIN TWO YOU PROBABLY CAME HERE FOR

Edgar first! 🧣

He’s convinced himself his clear social anxiety is just another piece of evidence he’s cool and mysterious. He is not.

Edgar tried to vape once and coughed so hard his mom thought he was sick and took him to a doctor

He has an extreme amount of makeup knowledge and knew all the makeup guru drama, he was there when James Charles was outted

Has a hard time expressing himself truthfully because of his lack of social skills

Edgar’s scarf is an extension of his body but the scarf lacks a lot of his thought filters so it tends to act out how he feels or grabs for things he wants. It’s gotten him in trouble and embarrassed him, but is oddly good for complicated dance moves

Says he likes horror a lot but gore makes him feel queasy. He just thugs it out

He wants to come off as a scary guy but he just has slight anger issues and gets irritated easily

Edgar has tried (emphasis on TRIED) to learn some Spanish music for Poco. The best he’s gotten is La Cucaracha and Feliz Navidad, which is impressive given he failed Spanish 1 twice

He’s got a jealousy problem because Edgar thinks others offer more than he could and his few real friends might not want to stick around when they realize

Edgar’s outfits leave him overheating in the summer and cold in the winter

He really does love his mom, she’s his only direct family

Definitely had a demon/wolf/dragon fursona in middle school

Has Pop Drop Candy on multiple of his playlists

Poco second! 🎸

Poco started learning guitar when he was 4 with his dad, although his parents weren’t mariachis

Has an absolutely huge extended family and each of them know a different instrument. Family reunions are both crowded and loud. At some point everyone shows off their best song they know how to play, and if everyone goes one after another this can last over an hour

A band kid, went to band camp, but refuses to tell anyone anything about what went down there

He can’t technically sleep anymore as a skeleton, and gets really lonely during the nights. He misses being able to dream and turn his brain completely off, although he’s learned how to rest

Poco’s family are all humans, he died when he was 15 and miraculously came back after being buried next to Star Park

He’s mostly lost his sense of touch, and can’t feel things like heat or cold at all

A die hard optimist through and through

Says country music “isn’t that bad you guys, Dolly Parton is a national treasure”

Claims dying was actually a good thing because now he doesn’t have to deal with allergies anymore

Has a habit of being overly friendly with people at his concerts, which can sometimes cause hurt feelings because someone might think he’s trying to flirt when he’s not, or that he’s leaving his established friend group for a stranger

Poco is absolutely terrible at picking up on social queues

Let me know if you guys wanna see more and of who!! Also share any HCs with me and I might draw them! Doesn’t have to be either of these two nerds :3 I’m in a drawing mood heh!

[lesbianwyllravengard]

What say you, friend? Favourite Serennedy headcanons?

Okay 💜 Yay 💜

I have uh a lot sorry

My headcanon that Leon would be the one to cook is not common in the serennedy community unfortunately but I'm glad you agree with it

Luis's favourite soup is warm tomato soup. His grandfather used to make it for him <3

Uh crack theory of mine that turned into a real headcanon, Luis is the one who put the yellow taped barrels and boxes everywhere. It was meant for him but when Leon starts using the items he certainly doesn't complain. And maybe Luis leaves certain things just for Leon

Same as yours, Luis calls Leon every pet name under the sun but the one time Leon calls him something he short circuits

Luis is so overly flirty but when Leon flirts back he gets flustered and doesn't know how to respond

Tall king Luis gets pegged. Final answer. To quote a friend, Leon isn't man enough to bottom

I didn't come up w this one but them sharing clothes, even accidentally, is so <333

Luis has an amazing voice he just doesn't sing much. He plays guitar and knows many songs, but he's super shy about it. But he'll sing for Leon, eventually. Adversely, Leon has an okay voice but he doesn't like singing at all and will refuse to sing, even for Luis. But he likes when Luis sings to him

Might get some disagreeing with this but I fully believe Luis would hold onto his religion even after everything. From someone who kept my religion despite extensive religious trauma, I know it happens, and considering the fact that we see him cross himself in game before fights, I think he is still Catholic. I don't think he'd be super strict about it, probably only go to church once a decade if at all, but yeah. And Leon is for sure an atheist. Neither of them care ab the other's beliefs. They have each other, that's all they need.

Codependency 🤝

They're so autism4autism. And t4t. And bi4bi. Triple threat

THEY ARE GIRL DADS. I know you know this. They're both so girl dad coded. Leon literally has a daughter already like. I'm right.

The both have nightmares from their trauma but they're both there for each other and hold each other through it

When Leon is the big spoon he does it normally, holding Luis from behind. When Luis is the big spoon he like curls up and has his legs around Leon's waist from behind like he's getting a piggy back ride. I've just decided this.

Luis usually reads Don Quixote to Leon, but when Luis is too tired or sad or sick Leon reads it to him instead. He still can't pronounce it right tho.

That's all I can think of rn :') thank you I love you

[mayxo-hxh]

Hi, I love your take on Hisoka, it's made me view him in a different light. I was wondering what ur take on illumi is? Do you have any headcanons for him? I saw ur post on Hisoka being shy, do u think Illumi is the same? (If u have any hisoillu headcanons too I'd love to hear them) :D

Hello!! Im really happy to hear that :)

I have LOOOTS of hcs for the both of them!! Ive been fixated on these two for four whole years i genuinely have too much to mention in one post lol so if you have any specific questions about specific hcs, do tell me!! Its a bit difficult to answer very broad questions like this bcs i dont know where to begin haha;;

I can very confidently say though, Illumi is absolutely nowhere near shy. At least-- not by the definition. In my eyes, Illumi is a very blunt and straightforward person with no social filter. I do like to think when it comes to hisoillu in general Illumi gets flustered here and there when dealing with his husband like any normal human in love is to be. But when it comes to being an actual shy introvert like hisoka-- absolutely not. You can tell the difference between how Illumi deals with people vs Hisoka. Hisoka is like the textbook definition of an introvert-- someone who constantly avoids people unless he wants to be the center of attention (mainly negative attention so it keeps people away anyways)

General hisoillu hcs would be... I like to humanize them. I like giving Illumi moles, stretch marks and arthritis from his transformation and eyebags from the amount of times he stays up for his missions. Also scars from his training that are faded. For hobbies I like to think hes extremely interested in learning. Just learning. Whatever hes learning doesnt matter, but knowledge is a very prominent fact about him and the zoldycks in general. So while I hc hes extensively knowledgable about anatomy and the economic and political states of the world (those pretty much canon tho lol) and the world in general, I like to always write him extending his knowledge in fics like learning a new language in his spare time or reading books in general. I could expand much more on hobbies including people watching and hanging out with his siblings but i feel like if there is a tumblr word limit i would 1000% exceed it lol.

I like to give Hisoka freckles on his tan skin (in the manga his skin is quite tan) that he hides and many more scars that are also hidden like he'd hide his arm scars after machi healed them. also the one time togashi drew him with hip dips. I liked that! I like to give him a human backstory like initially having a family that he either abandoned or was abandoned by to go on his own journey (not necessarily tragic, though i do not think tragic backstories take away from a character no matter how evil tbh. If anything, I strongly believe that babies are blank slates when it comes to morals until theyre taught otherwise by their environment.) And positive hobbies like cooking for himself because he only ever relies on himself and doesnt trust anybody else, which also goes with the hc of him not being a fan of taking any medication so hes a "tough it out" girlie. which also consequently affects other hcs like my trans hisoka hc and him not getting top surgery until after he married illumi because he does not trust a mf to put him under during it but he does trust illumi-- ITS A LOOONG STORY

I also like to consider their reoccurring personality traits as symptoms for neurodivergence. Like Illumi's bluntness and overly honest personality being autism and his highly emotional sides to him being BPD (i do have a thread on that!) and for Hisoka his hyperactivity and addiction for stimulating fights as ADHD (the adhd video i made abt him covers some of it lol) and you could argue a personality disorder for him as well to match with his hubby.

Also the queer hcs like i mentioned, transmasc genderfluid hisoka that doesnt mind all pronouns that i also hc as demiaroace and pansexual/bisexual while for Illumi I hc him as gay demiaroace agender, etc. These help a lot in figuring out their identities too.

Stuff like that are just the "layouts" for them in my brain that help me immensely when writing fics for them. You have to know everything extensively for the actions that they make to come naturally so when you throw them in a situation, you immediately know how they'd react (ex: sick hisoka would refuse to take meds, or more specifically like in my fic tolerate me darling hisoka was cramping and refused to take pain meds for it so illumi had to use his pins etc etc)

Those are pretty much the surface hcs i have for them that I always consider when it comes to any scenario or extra hc or fic/art or anything. For anything very specific, you'd have to ask about it for my brain to remember ehehe ^^

[allyriadayne]

How ambitious is Lyonel?

disclaimer: we don't know a lot about lyonel, so much about this is what i've parsed out from the show and many personal headcanons.

i would say he's very ambitious! no courtier who seats in the small council and accepts the handship does it purely out of self-sacrifice for the good of the realm.

the thing is that we have to remember that lyonel grew up in the bosom of a family just recently raised to the most powerful lordly seat in the riverlands, closest to the capital and biggest castle in the whole of westeros. they went from a small house to one of the paramount houses in the riverlands by jaehaerys himself. in the same decades the scandal of ser lucamore the lusty broke out and the strongs were cast as this sort of pariah. a knight of the kingsguard is one of the highest position in the realm, probably ser lucamore was aided by jaehaerys raising his brother? father? uncle? to lord of harrenhal, so when he broke his vows he threw all the work done in one fell swoop. the strongs were not just the new lords of harrenhal but also the family of the oathbreaker and the father of sixteen bastards.

a privilege such as that, and assuming the first lord strong of harrenhal was lyonel's father, would have marked him a lot and how the family should comport themselves esp after ser lucamore's scandal. i think these things gave lyonel the ambition to rise above it and gain more favor from the crown and make them forget about what brought his house down. we know he went to the citadel for a few years to learn as much as he could and that he was called to serve in viserys' council for his knowledge of the law and it gave him a chance to also bring his sons and give them positions under his office and of course raise themselves to offices with importance like harwin going from gold cloak to commander and larys from generic torturer to lord confessor and then master of whispers. all this showing the family's main purpose in the city is to scale the ladder and be indispensable to the crown.

i wouldn't say he's more ambitious than most, but definitely more than people think. he does what any normal ambitious lord does: he gets a position in court, rises to the council and to the second most powerful position in the realm, and with it he helps his family to achieve more offices too. which gains them power and privilege.

the difference from other overly ambitious lords like otto (and they are parallels in the show!) to me lies in the ways they try to grasp their power and how they achieve it. while otto is very obvious with his self interest in both having power over viserys and making alicent and by extension his grandchildren rise above the rest and with that to make the hightower name shine or whatever, lyonel's way is more subtle. like viserys says, lyonel is not a hand that will hector him because lyonel is very self aware of how the dynamics & people work and what's good for the realm will eventually bear fruits for the individual or the opposite. he also values hard work & honor and duty far more than he should meaning that he prefer to pave a cleaner path than most would.

rather than try to manipulate viserys for lyonel's gain like offer harwin for rhaenyra knowing that viserys would seriously consider this because he trusts lyonel, he does not and instead he offers the same advice from when viserys was looking for a wife: the velaryon alliance is vulnerable. you did not marry laena, then you must marry laenor to rhaenyra. he knows that if the crown looks and is weak, then the council and its lords are too. a marriage between harwin and rhaenyra would not have worked for the crown and lyonel might not have wanted it either.

[sunderingstars]

since you've mentioned it, i always found the more mature/experienced aspects of sampo to be more interesting as well. I would love to hear you elaborate more on how you think sampo views sex and intimacy.

p.s. i used your playlists to help me finish an essay lol

ʚ 💌 ɞ absolutely, sex & intimacy are super interesting to me when it comes to sampo! (also as a college grad i’m glad to hear that! essays can be super difficult to write so i’m happy i was able to help 🙏)

honestly, this man is so much of a puzzle that several different interpretations could be plausibly canon, especially since he really only shows us what he wants us to see. for my own personal taste, the closest i’ve gotten to something that feels like a natural extension of his character is him viewing sex the same as money.

in a base interpretation, this could come across as sex being casual and emotionally distant to him; something to be used for his own benefit before being discarded just as quickly. his experience with being a con-man could lead to him seeing sex as a business transaction, while his experience with elation could further simplify it to something that’s fun to play around with.

however, certain theory interpretations could put a spin on this. for example, under the theory that sampo’s function is similar to that of the aha stuffed toy, his relationship with money would likely be more complex than what a base reading of his character implies, meaning he may use money as a vehicle for self-autonomy or to prove he’s worth something to himself. this would likely go for sex as well, making his views less focused on business and more in tune with a drive for autonomy and closure.

similarly, emanator!sampo could also have a bigger power gap between himself and others, potentially leading to more issues with emotional distance or even the opposite — a yearning for emotional closeness or connection during sex that he can never quite seem to grasp. sex as a transaction, sex as a distraction, sex as a chase or a goal beyond reach or a high of elation that gives more than it takes — all of these could work with his character in my opinion!

however, intimacy may be an entirely different beast for him. while he may be casual and comfortable with, for example, a one-night stand, anything personal or emotional could be difficult for him to work with. either because of his con-man trade, his backstory, or the nature of his own existence, intimacy may either be something he is inexplicably uncomfortable with and tries to keep out of his sex life as much as possible, or something that he craves intensely but can never seem to attain.

in fact, i see him as having fairly intense emotions when it comes to affection and intimacy, which could push him further away from genuinely expressing them for fear of hurting the person he cares about or scaring them away. (it’s important to note that, generally, he may not like expressing vulnerability due to being a masked fool — if vulnerability is weakness, then weakness means danger when constantly surrounded by, to put it mildly, extremely chaotic individuals. keeping things casual would often be in not only his best interest, but the best interest of the other person as well.)

in a realistic sense, i feel like this would lead to extremely good “friends with benefits” or casual sex situations, but pretty rocky territory beyond that. i do think he’s entirely capable of forming a long-term partnered relationship with genuine expressions of emotion, but it would likely take a bit of work to get there!

(i know i talked a lot here about what i feel a “canonical” or accurate interpretation might be for his character — mainly because i tend to favor analysis-heavy headcanons LOL — but it’s also fun to speculate outside of that! i think it’s cool to think about self-assured sampos or overly-devoted-bordering-on-yandere sampos or emotionally-stable old man sampos or even eldritch “sex is the highest form of elation let’s all have an orgy right now” sampos — the great thing about writing is that you can interpret things in any way you like. they’re all good in my book!)

thanks for the ask !! 🪐