#I have nothing to complain about Star
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My favourite characters!
Honestly, I have more but these are my most consistent favourites, I guess. I love them so much. :]
also here's the speed paint if you're interested in seeing my struggle... enjoy :v
#kaeya Ragnvindr#kaeya Alberich#genshin impact kaeya#Ignore how I didn't fully draw his outfit-#I love his design but holy hell is it a pain to draw xP#Yu Narukami#persona 4#p4#You don't know how many time I had to redraw Yu. I don't know why lol#starlo uty#undertale yellow#uty#I have nothing to complain about Star#drawing him was simple and fun#*side eye at Kaeya's design and Yu's hair*#sissel ghost trick#ghost trick sissel#ghost trick#our favourite silly little ghost detective! :]#Henry Stickmin#henry stickmin collection#THSC#Henry Stole a diamond again#shigeo kageyama#mob psycho 100#Flower head!! :D#MY FAVOURITE SILLIES ARE ALL HERE#yayyy
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since cars exist in jd, i feel like jack is likely escorted due to his family’s reputation and they probably have the money for that, which is great for him, because i know that man would have the most HORRID driving anxiety ever. if he drove he would hear one noise that sounds slightly off in his car and immediately ask cygnus if the car is about to explode
#i think he would have mild road rage also. nothing crazy but he’ll call people idiots under his breath#you’re in the car with him and he’s either complaining about other drivers to you or crying. there’s no inbetween#just dance#just dance 2023#just dance 2024#jd jack rose#jd cygnus#star says
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I'm wondering if my longstanding refusal to watch the 2008 Clone Wars is contributing to my utter inability to comprehend all the 'star wars is RUINED' complaints.
if I can contentedly exist refusing to acknowledge the thing that 99% of the fandom considers to be essential canon, that makes up the majority of the fanworks, art, and posts, I think you can handle disregarding one self-contained, 8 episode series that takes place a hundred years before anything else if you really want to. I really think you're going to live.
#get on my level#like i just think that you can survive ignoring this one series that has 0 bearing on anything else#if i can ignore the fucking 2008 clone wars series#and once again: i have faced more pressure to watch tcw than to do drugs#ban violation#the acolyte discourse#leave this one to the real fans casuals XD#because no it really is just the people who only pay attention to the major releases that come in complaining about it being oversaturated#and 'ruined'#i read 15 books in 3 weeks bro. you know nothing#it does occasionally complicate fic writing lol i'm often like 'goddammit is this addressed in tcw that i refuse to watch'#and i have to look it up#anyway 2003 clone wars supremacy#i keep foolishly going into the tag looking for other theories or gifs perhaps a meme -- and getting hit with STAR WARS IS RUINED FOREVER#like bros chill
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I really really hope the hw2 dlc actually gives us a concrete direction of the story and shows us what to expect. I'm tired of not knowing at all how a new release is gonna progress the story and then getting disappointed when the main characters get none of the screentime they desperately need
I understand that ruin and hw2 were created at the same time and go hand in hand, ergo they are both in-between buildup stories to a later game. the issue is that we arent even getting excited because hw2 gave us no clear direction (at least didnt tell it to us very well) of where the story is headed. the game is so confusing and is leaving so many people believing wildly different things about what its about
theres more and more releases not touching on important plot points that have been left unresolved from security breach alone, like 3 star fam, gregory and vanessa in general, and ggy, and these would hit way less hard if we actually had an idea of when we COULD see them. every release has just been crossing our fingers and hoping for the best, but I'm so ready for hw2s dlc to just tell us what's going on.
I just want it to tell us what to expect for the next release like dreadbear did. dreadbear showed us vanny and the pizzaplex being built, and that gave us the setting for the next game and the villain. right now, we have THREE human characters established, so if they showed us the setting of the next game and the villain (probably vanny cassie) we'd KNOW what to expect. we'd get an idea of how the characters we know will be involved in a future release
when all we've known right now is just hoping and wishing for better luck next time. so little focus on the characters we're supposed to care about is exausting and I just really want there to be an AIM to all of this, which I'm expecting hw2 dlc to give us. that's why I'm so impatient for news for it
once again, ruin and hw2 were being made at the same time and reference eachother in themselves despite being released a few months apart, so since ruin is clearly a setup, that means hw2 is as well. this is the only reason I havent been getting crazy pissed at no 3 star fam screentime, but that's also why I'm expecting the dlc to actually tell us something. at LEAST that we can expect more from later games
like. I feel like hw2 is restarting a formula. we're pretty much confirmed getting a dlc for the game, and that's exactly the order the original help wanted went through too. hw1, dreadbear, and then security breach. with this in mind, it's not far fetched (especially with my earlier point of hw2 and ruin being setup) to assume what we get after this dlc will be another big free roam
so like. if there really IS a big game in the horizon, I would really prefer them to show us the AIM of all of this
#im mostly rambling but idk#i try not to get mad at SW but like#two and a half years of no screentime from the main characters....#crazy#grimic was literally just to serve the mimic and cassies plot#and ruin like. technically told us 3 star fam was canon but nothing actually new was learned about life for the mains post-sb#its just getting super annoying#its just the era we're in thats bad#where its been setup for almost a whole year and a year and a half wait FOR that setup in the first place#i have hope things will get a lot better#in the future though#pandas.txt#pandas talks#pre hw2 dlc#thoughts#im mostly just complaining
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reddit keeps sending me to a subreddit all about complaining abt taylor swift and like. i don't believe in ethical billionaires and i think she's not a good person and i disagree with a lot of her actions. but man you guys are not winning the "we are not misogynists" war when every other post is just "lol she sucks at singing and her clothes are ugly and i hate her hair and all she does is whine and complain" with no actual critique of like. her actions. the way she treats her fans. her constant money grabbing. her reliance on a thin shield of performative feminism without even the most basic speaking up to back it. her refusal to acknowledge genocide. her refusal to back down on her personal impact on climate change re her private jet usage. saying lol she's ugly is not the same as those things and you are not cool for saying it.
#i just. there are so many things to complain about with her rn.#her overexposure. the money grab that is the variants#the chart manipulation. the way she treats other artists#especially young female artists she perceives as a threat#the way she's handled things like the vienna threats and the death of Ana Clara Benevides Machado#she's manipulative and slef-focused while pretending to be selfless#she acts like any critique of her even those that have merit and are based in fact#are just attacks based on her gender#she acts like her status as a literal billionaire white woman extremely popular pop star#doesn't give her any privelage#but none of that has anything to do with. her sense of style (i think her outfits are fun)#i think she has a nice voice and most of her lyrics (discounting the last two albums which are. bad to me.)#are good! she's a good storyteller and her music might be basic in terms of musical theory but it's pretty#she doesn't have a huge range and by god is it obvious this tour is hurting her voice#but her voice is nice#you are all just. mean. and unproductive. and absolutely not proving the swifties wrong. you are critiquing her#for things that have nothing to do with what she actually does that is wrong or gross or bad#who cares if she wants to wear a sexy outfit? who cares if it's not your personal taste? it's clothes and she can do what she wants#anyway. this post brought to you by somebody who does not like taylor swift but does think people take the hate too far in a bad way
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i need two business days to recover OH i just love sunghoon so much you guys do not understand :((
#text post#for someone who doesn’t even cry in front of his friends and family#how heavy was the weight he was carrying all on his own for him to just burst out crying in front of thousands of people ?#he’s given so much of himself ; sacrificed too much of his youth#& not once have we heard him complain or say anything ill about anyone. not even those who’ve forsaken his name#even to those who were unkind— he offered nothing but warmth#it takes a lot of heart to remain kind when the world isn’t & yet sunghoon chooses to do so every day#sunghoon you are one of the best people i’ve ever had the grace of knowing#i love you for everything you were— you are— and everything you are yet to be#i’ll always follow your star little one#YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED BY ME. ♡
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Natlan was bad…but not Inazuma bad… I feel like the journey was worth it, but most of the characters sucked, and the one(s) who didnt fucking died… I liked all the war sections, and I did cry, but this didn’t please or satisfy me the way Fontaine or Sumeru did. It’s going above Inazuma, in second-to-last place for worst Archon quest. Maybe Snezhnaya will be better and BRING BACK THE DOCTOR TURN UPPP
#genshin impact#genshin spoilers#yes yes I know there’s probably gonna be people who think Natlan is the best thing since sliced bread#but the whitewashing and ugly characters and the entirety of the first half of 5.1’s quest really sunk it#and I’m so deadass when I say I really disliked most of the characters in Natlan/didn’t have strong opinions about them#I thought mualani was fine#I thought kachina was cute I guess#kininch and ajaw were fun#Citlali was cute until her whole personality became basically faruzan with a main role#and it makes me glad that faruzan is just some nothing 4-star :/#sorry to her#ororon is boring#ugly#tiring#and means nothing to me#I can’t stand chasca’s design#so therefore everything she says in null and void#and mavuika… like#I never wanna hear anyone complain about venti’s character ever again#‘cause at least there are true distinguishable parts of venti’s story and character that can make even the biggest venti hater just the SLIG#HTEST intrigued#there was nothing about mavuika I was genuinely interested#was she cool as an archon? sure. but compared to the other archons we had#who all had something very distinct about them#you could slap mavuika’s personality onto some four-star#and nothing would change#the only one I was genuinely interested in was the captain#and I was so sad when he died#but it made perfect sense for him to do that#and it just makes the khaenri’ahn characters the best in the whole game
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deeply despise how the internet has made "i dislike these few aspects of a work i otherwise really enjoy" feel equal to "i hate everything about this work and it's the worst thing ive ever seen". having media literacy and the fundamental ability to criticize your darlings is good actually we all should do it always
#just off the top of my head there are multiple things about the many video games i like that i have Big Problemos with#the disconnected feeling of bg3's final act and cut content locking a companion character out of a 'good' ending#like a dozen different things about ak up to and including some character designs and gameplay aspects that are objectively shitty#the entirety of the ul'dah-related plotlines in heavensward. wtf do you mean nothing at the end of arr mattered and democracy is useless#im gonna fucking kill you#anything about world of warcraft beyond the mount/pet collecting and exploration aspects of the game. like literally anything. forever.#complaining about your favorite things is poggers as fuck actually#yin-thoughts#the only perfect video game ive ever played is hatoful boyfriend and even then im kinda meh on the sequel's choice to be an anthology#rather than a straightforward experience like the previous game. like i love The King dont get me wrong but it's weird#that the first two chapters of holiday star's 'main plot' are like#entirely disconnected from arguably the biggest part of the game and its reason for existing. just an odd creative choice
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I know "The House of Quark" is an episode about... Quark, but I spent the entire episode kissing Miles O'Brien full on the mouth.
#first he walks in complaining about his day but when keiko doesn't react instead of being all 'listen to me!' he asks HER about her day#and when he realizes she's depressed about having nothing to do he tries multiple ways of cheering her up from dinner and sex to#converting a section of the station into an arboretum (a fabulous idea btw. stfu bashir) to encouraging her to go on a 6 mnth research trip#like dude. you are WINNING the husband award. I personally don't even see the point of having a spouse but if they were like you then ok#star trek ds9#deep space nine#ds9 s3 The house of quark#miles o'brien#also quark solves klingon shenanigans with economic knowledge and it's fantastic. and the way he wins the duel is *chef's kiss*#my star trek (re)watch
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so like. i'm not as hardcore anti-ai as it seems most on this site are. but i am BAFFLED at some of the things people irl will be shocked that chatgpt and it's ilk can't do. they'll say things like 'i asked it to write me a logic puzzle but the answer didn't make any sense :(' or 'i asked it to tell me the relevant bit of law for the situation i'm in but it was totally wrong :(' or 'i asked it to make me a recipe from the things in my cupboard but it tasted disgusting :('
like. no shit!
as soon as you realise that current ai is literally just an algorithm trying to fit new data to the limited number of examples it's been shown, i.e. trying to work out what "most likely" comes next, you know that it just cannot do these things.
of course it's going to give you a logic puzzle with no logical answer! it knows what a logic puzzle sounds like ("a man lies dead on the ground, no footsteps nearby...") and it knows what an answer sounds like ("he died of a heart attack"). that doesn't mean it knows how to connect the two.
of course it's going to tell you a law that's completely irrelevant or just made up! it knows what a law sounds like ("an extension of time of three months is available upon request"). that doesn't mean it knows the law or can apply it to a specific set of circumstances.
of course it's going to give you a recipe that doesn't take taste into account! it knows what a recipe sounds like ("1 tablespoon of rosemary"). that doesn't mean it understands how an ingredient or the amount of it affects a recipe.
the thing that's frustrating about this is that if you're aware of this, you can use ai for things it will do fine at. ask it to write you a speech. ask it to suggest something to eat. ask it to write you the pros and cons of some piece of technology. it will give you enough ideas to tear apart and re-use as your own just fine with any of those prompts. ask it to actually be creative or provide real-world advice? a fool's prompt.
#anyway this was set off by a friend complaining that 1 tbsp of rosemary in a pasta sauce recipe was disgusting#and that they used up all their ingredients making the recipe and then had nothing left to cook with#like. why would you think it could write a recipe? it'll just smash common ingredients and measurements together without a thought#i also feel the need to clarify (given i know most people's opinions on ai) that me personally?#i have used it once and once only to help me write some marketing bullshit that i could not for the life of me come up without some help#the sort of 'my work in x helps my clients because y' writing that i struggle with because it's so performative i find it hard to even star#i don't DO work x to help clients. i have the work i have lol#and then it was really just a jumping board for 'okay that kind of thing makes sense i'll write a paragraph on that'#and 'that's just that rephrased so that can be combined'#and 'that's stupid and will not be included'#i guess what i'm saying really boils down to. i agree with (some of) the fears about ai. i agree with (some of) the hopes for ai#but i am completely baffled by people who think it's this fool proof revolutionary tool to be used in any and all instances
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Repeating to myself over and over again that there is a multi-year time gap between rebels finale and Ashoka and Filoni movie version of HTTE so the Grysk conflict is probably concluded but by fucking god am I about to go rabid thinking about unresolved plots that have HUGE sway on a character because Thrawn has stuff to do and I love the htte triology but what is he doing there rn
#turtledove yells into the abyss#I’m literally going to be on a plane tmmr for like 6 hours this is going to be rotating in my head#Thrawn books in my brain!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!#like it’s such a double edged sword for me because like on one hand YES I want to see htte trilogy adapted#but I absolutely do NOT want the Grysk plot to be brushed over#Like there is nothing that irks me more with Star Wars’ dual canons than a bit from legends being recanonized/adapted#but in the process of preservation of the original story they botch the current canonized characterization#Like there is absolutely a way to bring htte into canon. I don’t think you can take it word for word from the source tho#LIKE IM JUST RAMBLING RN but like#I’m so conflicted I’m having a lot of feelings#bc like. When I complain about the filoni interview I don’t want to sound like I’m woobifying him r anything#Bc I KNOW he’s a bad person. I know he is not a hero he is in factPretty morally bad!!!#He’s a villian with complex motives and driving forces whose ABLE to do good but let’s be fr the man looked the othr way w SLAVERY#he’s not a good man.#but on thr flipside I think it’s his capacity to do good and how he clings to what morals he has r rlly important#Especially bc like. Yk. His character trait where he’s kinda. self sacrificial??#Like he would kill himself for the Ascendancy because it’s for ‘the good of the people’#AND LIKE. Idk#I’m probably talking in circles
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despite my reservations, i am starting to get invested in lone star now, just a bit
#i really love marjan#and tk#pretty much everyone else im feeling very neutral towards#apart from owen and michelle who are both irritating me a lot#that was expected though i am irrationally greatly irrated by liv tyler and rationally greatly irritated by rob lowe#also this show is SO american#like i thought 911 was bad for its american-ness but it was nothing compared to this#also its very christian#which i cant remember who warned me about but thanks so much for the heads up#i also am being irrationally annoyed by the colour grading#why is it so washed out and grey i hate it so much#however#despite all that complaining i am starting to get into it now#i dont think im ever gonna love it like i love 911 but who knows#also as previously stated i really love tk and marjan#they are both characters that feel like they were specifically designed for me to love#and love them i do#please i want more storylines following them and less of ... basically every other storyline#911 lone star lb#< ill use that tag to keep upating my thoughts cos i feel like im gonna have a lot of thoughts#feel free to blacklist if it gets annoying
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remember when dustin killed a man in s3 and then. it was never referenced again
#&. which star wars? / the one with the teddy bears duh ( ooc. )#the scoops storyline was objectively the best and most fun in s3 but it really bothers me that the entire thing bears absolutely#no relevance going into s4#and nothing about it is ever referenced again#and the russia plotline went from being vaguely interesting (if a bit campy) in s3 to dull af by s4 lmao#there were so many potentially interesting places they could have taken the soviet presence in hawkins#rather than 'oh they have demogorgons in a lab somewhere in russia#which is actually nowhere near hawkins and the main plot now but we needed to do something with hopper so'#watch russia get completely forgotten about in s5#not that i would complain because it was dull but#lazy writing choices
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Hey you're back on critiquing webcomics! Does that mean you're also going to start posting Crystal Clear again soon???
Oh no, my kryptonite fhfhxdbcjxj
I honestly really don't think so. It's even less likely than me restarting and finishing the Asmundr/Home review video essay.
Two main reasons for that:
1) The story is So. Incredibly. Outdated that continuing it as it is would not be up to my current standard whatsoever and I just wouldn't enjoy telling a story I see as incredibly flawed. I firstly conceived this story when I was like eleven (or twelve) then started to cough it out when I was sixteen. I am now twenty five, twenty six in a few days, and whatever I created when I was a teenager is just not up to my standard today. All the experience, maturity and objectivity that I have today is not what I had back then, so it's lacking severely in a lot of departments. The story would need to be rewritten completely to fit what I'd consider adequate today, which leads me to my second reason.
2) It takes so damn long to do. I am an incredibly slow artist already, burdened with neurodivergence, meaning that I get distracted and burned out so much more easier than other people. A single page could take anywhere from 6-12 hours to make, spread across several days because my ability to focus is akin to an eight year old ipad kid addicted to Cocomelon. I work six days a week and just don't have time to dedicate most of my life to something nobody really cared about anyway. When I was a teenage student? Yeah. When I was unemployed and seeking a job? Yeah. When quarantine was a thing? Yeah. But not right now.
I'm sorry if you were hoping for a positive answer but. Sometimes things just aren't meant to be and CC seems to be one of those things.
I'm still an artist, I draw nearly every day! But the content I focus on is marginally different from what CC is and also only posted in a private circle of friends. Now with the terror of AI scraping hanging above every real artist's head like the Sword of Damocles, I have no real interest in sharing my art publicly.
#This really sounds like I'm just trying to complain how hard and unfortunate my life is fhfhxxbfnc#I'm not trying to do that at all#I'm just saying that working six days a week while in chronic pain AND struggling with adhd and autism just kinda kicks you in the balls#While nobody really cared about the story anyway. Which was also disheartening#I could spend three days on a page and get like three stars and zero comments#Again. I don't wanna sound like I'm complaining about getting no attention#What I am saying is that it feels like I do all that work for nothing when nobody really sees it or cares#Which is fine! Sometimes things just end up that way and I made my peace with it#Plus I don't think I could juggle my current interest (Starcraft) and CC#Because I draw/write daily on a small sever of people that I get a lot of feedback on and who I give feedback to too and engage with too#And it's so much fun bro but it takes up a lot of my time that I really don't wanna take and invest into something-#-that I know won't get nearly as enough engagement as my SC content#Unfortunately I have to choose between two things and if I can I'll pick the one that makes me feel happy and fulfilled#Which currently is my Starcraft AU and not CC#AI scraping is also a part of it. Da has an AI scraping policy and while I know I can glaze and poison my artwork-#-I don't want to constantly do that every single time just to be able to somewhat protect it while it also-#-ruins the integrity of the artwork#Sorry about that one too#Ask
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Most desperate things the 141 boys have done for sex because I can't stop thinking about it <3
(sorry for this being a 3rd repost, I had an account called Lumi_bunsblog but that one got deleted for some reason so this is the new one now ig lol)
John's begged for it. I mean on his hands and knees begging for a taste. I know this man is an avid pussy pronoun user too. He has been on his knees in front of you as you sit pretty on his couch, trailing kisses up your soft belly to your tits and then back down to your thighs.
"C'mon sweet girl lemme' 'ave a taste of 'er yeah? Know she fuckin' needs me hm? Just look at tha'" as he runs a thumb of the wetness that's seeped through you thin panties, just waiting for you to say the words and let him tear them off.
He knows if anybody else in the 141 or if any of his fellow soldiers could see him now, the Captain Price practically drooling over you and sweet talking your cunt like it could hear him they would have a fit. But he couldn't care less because you looked so fucking good right now so "just let 'er 'ave what she wants alright sweet thing?"
I just know Kyle has spent 70% of his last month's pay check on hotel room because the 5 star pent house suite was the only hotel room in your area left available during the holidays. He played it cool with an arm around your waist assuring you it was fine, acting like this was the room he wanted to get, not the one he was forced to have. But if he was being forced to do anything thank god it was spoiling you.
"Don't worry 'bout it love. Just make 'urself comfortable" He'll say in a sultry sweet tone, planting kisses up the side of your neck before excusing himself to the lavish bathroom to check his bank account. He had to make sure he still had enough to buy you a nice breakfast in the morning.
And you're already layed out so pretty for him on the bed so he's not complaining about anything. Especially not the mirror situated on the ceiling right above the bed. Oh and don't you dare suggest splitting the cost, "just split your legs for me hun, 's all ya need to do"
Johnny is eager, like so so eager. When a passionate make out session on your couch got even more heated than either of you had previously expected and he now had his fingers playing with the waistband of your skirt, letting his cold finger tips splay themselves just below. When he got to the hem of your panties and began to hook a finger into the lace you had to stop him,
"Johnny"
"Yea?" He was breathless, chasing your lips when you pulled away to talk. You almost felt bad for separating but if he was going to touch you, there was one request you needed to make. You had felt his nails drag across your thighs moments earlier, it felt wonderful but they were...a little long.
"Do ya nae want this hen?" He'd ask, looking at you like you were a piece of art. Pleading with his eyes, shining like they'd spill tears if you said yes.
"No, no I want this, I want you so so much. It's just..." you trailed off
"Tell me what's wrong bonnie and I'll fix it, yeah?" his hands kept you grounded to his lap either a soft grip on you ass.
"It's just- you're nails, they're a little long" your request was nothing more than whisper.
'Oh' Johnny knew he probably should have just asked for clippers, but you felt so damn good on his lap. He could feel your warm cunt through the zipper of his jeans and with your tits brushing against his chest he couldn't bring himself to move.
You watched in shock as he just began to just tear his nails off with his teeth. Without a second thought his pointer and middle finger nails were bit off to the skin. He paused and looked at his right hand before ripping off the index finger as well.
"Johnny what's gotten into you-?"
But he's already got his hands back down your skirt. Soft finger tips slipping between your folds. "Feel better now eh?" And when you just nuzzled your nose into his neck and let out a little whimper he chuckled "I'll take tha' as a yes"
Simon swallows his pride for the first time in his life for a chance at hitting it raw. You tell him it's okay to not use protection, that you're on birth control. But you needed to make sure that he didn't have any stds seeing as they're even more of a pain when you're on birth control. Not that you don't trust him you just want to make sure and it's not a problem for him seeing as he has to get tested every other week being in the military.
He doesn't, however, have his records on him at the moment and with a girl already lying in his bed telling him he can cum inside. Plus a raging hard on, he doesn't exactly feel like running back to base to get the paper work. So...next best thing.
"Price-"
"Rare for ya to call on leave Simon, whatchya need?" Price responds, his voice cracking through the face time call, a cigar dangling from his lips.
"Sir I need..." he looks back at you, your eyes expectant and shining. You wanted him and he wasn't going to fuck this up. "Can you send me a picture of my last med check results?" He rushes out the last part, elbow on his knee and hand dragging over his face.
Price quirks one eyebrow but doesn't look like he's going to ask any questions. Unlucky for Simon though, Johnny was also in the room. His voice distantly coming through the phone,
"The feck ya need those for l.t.?" He questioned
Simon just groaned, soap's addition to this call just made it even more frustrating. But he snapped out of his frustration at the sound of price opening his file cabinet. "What part?" Price asked, dismissing Johnny with a wave of his hand.
"The-" Simon began, this was fucking embarrassing but when he looked back to you, now perched on your hands and knees, the plush of you hips resting on your ankles, he'd do anything at this point. "STD results." He responded plainly.
"Aye! No fuckin' way mate!" The sound of a chair scraping the floor could be heard as Johnny began to clammer over to his captain who pulled the sheet from his files.
"Ya didn't tell me he was in the room" Simon growled
"Ya didn't ask" Price droned
Johnny's head popped into frame "show me what she looks like ey l.t?"
"Not happening" Simon deadpanned
"Aw c'monnnn" The sergeant whined "just proud of you for finally getting some action!"
"Enough." Simon could see you biting your lip to stifle a laugh out of the corner of his eyes, a curious look in your eyes at his reddened face.
"Sent a picture to ya Simon" Price huffed, letting Johnny give him one last "good luck!" Before hanging up the phone.
You were a mess of giggles as he just shook his head and shoved the phone results in your face for you to look at. "See. Clean."
"Okay okay" you giggled, finally letting his form eclipse you back onto the pillows
"Went through a hell of a lot of trouble for ya, sweet girl" he whispered, nipping at the shell of your ear.
"I'll make it worth it" you said, kissing the corner of his lip and tangling your fingers in the back of his hair
"Christ woman" he groaned, feeling his cock twitch at your promise, "gunna' be the death a' me"
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Someone sent an anonymous ask about Soap being all whiny and jealous, complaining to Simon about how lucky he is to have such a pretty, curvy girl and Tumblr swallowed it 😫 (This is gonna be a 2 parter)
Warnings: nsfw, threesome, sub soap and reader, dom ghost, training, voyeurism
But I can imagine Ghost would be so sick and tired of it. Johnny's constantly yapping like the mutt he truly is: "Yer a lucky man, LT. Findin' a pretty bird like that." "Where'd ye get her? Need to find one for myself." "She as soft as she sounds?"
Ghost wants to snap at him for talking about you like that - he shouldn't be talking about you at all. But he knows the poor man is just lonely, aching to have something soft and supple like you. Your smiling face smushed between Ghost's fingers when you come to drop off the lunch he forgot. The jeans that fit snuggly around your ass and thighs, the shirt that hugs the swell of your breasts, stretched thin as it barely contains them... poor Johnny boy can't help but whine at the sight of something so appetizing, so soft and warm right there - he's jealous of his LT. How did someone so hard around the edges pluck something so sweet?
Simon hates to see him so upset, pouting in the corner like a scolded puppy as you stare at your boyfriend with stars in your eyes. Johnny could have a girl, but he gets overeager: fucking them on the first date, leaving them sore and bitten and tearful. He's too rough, and they're quick to excuse themselves, fleeing the next morning and blocking him from all social media.
Johnny needs to learn to be patient and gentle with his toys. He's nice enough to let the sergeant practice with his own pretty girl, and you're more than happy to assist Soap with his green-eyed monster.
After a nice dinner at his LT's house, served by you - along with some bronze, liquid courage - Johnny sits on the recliner, chatting with Ghost, who's relaxed on the sofa. You enter the living room and stand next to Simon, biting your lip excitedly and staring between the two of them. Simon wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you to sit on the arm of the sofa.
"Y' think she's pretty?" He asks Johnny, who blinks.
Gorgeous. Comely. Ravishing. "Course I do." He responds plainly, trying not to get worked up over the way you're perched next to his LT so prettily.
"Yea, you do..." Simon mutters, squeezing the flesh at your thigh. "What's it you said? 'She must look nice, spillin' out my hands’?"
Soap is nothing short of mortified. His eyes are wide, staring back at Simon - he doesn't know what to say. He said those things within the secrecy of his conversation with his lieutenant - he didn't expect him to repeat it outside of that bubble, let alone in front of you, the person in question.
"N' what else was it? 'Need t' have a pretty li'l wife with a rack like that to lay my head-"
"Simon!!"
Soap finally glares at his LT, his fingers digging into his own thighs. His heart is pounding in his chest. Is Ghost trying to get you to hate him?
You giggle and stand upright. "It's ok, Johnny." You coo, slowly walking over to him with your hands behind your back. "I like it. It means you like me."
Soap has little time to do anything but grunt when you swing a leg over his thighs and seat yourself in his lap. Your cleavage is right there, just inches from his face, and he can feel the bare skin of your thighs burning through his trousers.
"Help me take this off?" You tug at the skirt of your dress, looking down at him with those innocent, glossy eyes.
He can't breathe. His clothes are too hot and too tight, his cock nearly choking in the confines of his pants. He looks to his lieutenant for help - Ghost just smiles, like he's watching his favorite porn. He might be, depending on how this plays out.
"Go on, Johnny. Slowly."
Johnny wants to be anything but slow, once he realizes his best friend is showing you off like a collectible toy. He looks back up at you, watching the way your plump lip catches between your teeth. He carefully reaches around, grabbing the back of your neckline and tugging the zipper down - slowly, as he was instructed. He can barely focus on the movement with your breasts right there, imagining what they'd taste like between his warm lips. The shoulders of your dress fall away, revealing the lacy bra you're wearing. He looks up at you, drool pooling under his tongue as you slide your hands over his shoulders, one coming around to play with the base of his mohawk.
"You can take it off." You whisper.
He wastes no time, his hands smoothing up your back and unclasping your bra in one motion. He helps you pull it from your shoulders - your breasts, round and full, now pressing against his chest. He wants to touch. He needs to touch.
He shoots a hungry, pleading look to Ghost - he nods back at Soap, which is all the sergeant needs to absolve his filthy behavior. He closes your breast in his palm, eyes hazy as he takes your nipple into his warm mouth. He hardly has to move his head forward because you lean into his mouth, your fingers grasping at his hair and your back arching deliciously. Johnny groans, using one hand to dig his fingers into the thick flesh at your hips, and his other to press his palm against your lower back. He shifts himself down as his tongue swirls around your nipple, groans leaving his throat and reverberating against the bud, quickly hardening from his ministrations. You sound so sweet, high-pitched coos and soft breaths pouring from between your lips as you press your weight against Soap, shoving your breast as far into his mouth as he can take. You kiss the crown of his head, whispering a good boy against his skin.
He practically whines, bucking his hips upwards, relishing in how your body grounds him into the sofa cushions. He releases your breast with a pop and quickly takes the other one into his hand, sealing his lips over it with a hum. He looks up at you through wanting, begging eyes as you toss your head back, squeezing your thighs around his hips. His tongue undulates against your stiffening peak, slobbering around the underside of your breast as he gives you another experimental jerk of his hips. You gasp, rolling your hips back down onto him and staring at him with your lust-blown pupils.
His cock is demanding to be let free. He's going to fuck you hard, he's going to pound you into the chair until you're begging, showing his LT just how much of a good boy he is. He's never felt this blazing forest fire within his veins, setting off nerve after nerve and burning a trail right down to his hard, throbbing member.
He hooks his fingers into the hem of your soaked panties, fully intending to rip them off - but you quickly grab his wrist and yank his hand away. He looks at you, blinking through his trance as a look of confusion settles on his face. "Wha's wrong?"
You giggle his expression - the sound goes straight to his tip with another rush of blood. "These are for Simon." you whisper, slowly pushing yourself off of Soap's lap. He lets his arms fall to his sides with a desperate look, letting you back away, right into Ghost's waiting lap.
"Gonna show ya a thing or two, Johnny." he says, pulling you back to his chest. "Teach ya a few tricks, maybe you'll be able t' keep a woman longer than a day." he pulls a switchblade from his pocket and flicks it open. The blade drags down over your belly - you chew your lip as it electrifies your skin, the tip sliding lower and lower until he's running it over your pussy. The fabric is soaked as he lingers there, the sharp edge barely separated from your cunt by your flimsy, drenched panties.
You stare at Soap, not once breaking eye contact as Ghost slices through the fabric. Soap's mouth is agape in disbelief and lust, enamored by the sight before him. He can't tear his eyes from the view of your sopping, glistening pussy, watching as Simon slides his thick fingers over your folds. He catches his thumb under the hood of your clit and you jolt, shooting a hand down to grab his wrist - but he doesn't stop. You whine and mewl, leaning your head back against his shoulder as he flicks the bud, strumming over it slowly.
He stares Soap in the eyes, watching his reaction. "Alright there, Johnny?"
He's drooling, mouth hung open, hypnotized by the way your muscles clench with each stroke of Simon’s thumb. “… Aye…” he manages to say – his fingers dig into the cushions beneath him as he tries to control the urge to tear across the room and drive his cock into your cunt, fucking you against his lieutenant’s chest the way you deserve: rough and hard. Simon’s been teasing you too long; you need to be ravaged, orgasm after orgasm pulled from you, faster than you can think.
“Let me have a go, yea?” he says boldly, looking at Simon with desperation. “That’s what this is, right? Ye want me to fuck ‘er nice? I’ll do it. I’ll do it, sir – I’ll take good care of her-“
“No you won’t.” Simon interjects before the dog can get too riled up. His fingers are now strumming up and through your folds, and you’re panting and staring at Johnny with needy desire. “’S why you can’t keep anyone. You’re too eager.”
The truth shoots through Soap’s chest like an arrow, and he meets Simon’s gaze. He’s obviously rock-hard in his trousers, he won’t even attempt to hide it. Simon’s got a cocky, knowing smirk on his face, and you… poor you is just wishing Simon would spit out what he wants to say, so the three of you could get on with the show.
“Gonna teach you a few secrets, sergeant.” Simon says, and Soap isn’t sure what to think about having his rank used in this situation. “My girl needs to cum.” He pulls his fingers away from you – you whine in frustration, but are quickly silenced when two, thick digits are stuffed into your mouth. You obediently clean off your own slick with your tongue, looking back down at Johnny with a heavy, lidded stare.
“I’ll make her cum.” Soap says quickly. If this is a matter of whether or not he can make someone cum, he’ll pass that test easily.
“You’ll do it right.” Simon growls. “Need to understand the difference between getting’ your cock wet and pleasuring ‘er. ‘S my girl ‘n I won’t have you roughhousing ‘er. Got it?”
Soap’s throat bobs as he swallows. It was another task, another order from his superior. He clears his mind of any preprogrammed, lustful thoughts, sent straight to his brain from his achingly hard member – this wasn’t about him. It was about following instructions. He was a good soldier, he could do that much.
“Yes sir.”
Simon nods. He shifts hips, pulling his fingers from your lipsand grabbing your hips. You grab his forearms for support as he spreads his muscular thigs, forcing your legs farther apart as they rest on either side of his knees. Slick dribbles down from your pussy and onto Simon’s length, which is about to tear a hole through his pants.
“Then get to it. Sick of hearin’ you yap all day about not bein’ able to keep a girl. Put your mouth to good use – we’re about to fix that.”
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