assmundr

[assmundr]

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't this manchild regularly throw tantrums because Staz wouldn't be intimate with him? It's been a while since I read through her Google doc on him, but I swear that on SEVERAL occasions they had conversations about him craving intimacy and her not "delivering" all to the point of her saying BEFOREHAND that she's not a person that's into that kind of stuff, and Kique saying that he hoped she'd change her mind after they started dating? And then throwing several fits when she didn't?

Never have I ever speculated on your sexuality, gender identity, you being possibly sexually assaulted or raped, nor do I know a single person that made a statement like that. And trust me, I know many people in this community. Discussing your very very weird take on rape and it's atrocious use in your shitty comic? Yes, absolutely, and whether you like it or not, talking about it in regards to your publicly shared comic is fair game. But again, never you as a person, and I don't know of a single instance when this happened.

Also, Kique, my guy, slapping human genitalia on feral dogs and calling it anthro is probably the most feeble attempt at an excuse I have ever heard about this kind of stuff. You have several zoophiles in your server, including one that you kept around for over a decade that admitted to making out with a horse and abusing her family's dog. You actively draw that stuff because you know it pulls money and people, despite what kind of an environment it creates for people like that. Honestly, fuck you. I have zero respect for you as a person and an artist just because of this.

I have no idea who currently leaks your stuff, genueinly. I will not lie and say I don't know how to access it, but I have no idea who's leaking it. I have not payed you a single penny since 2017 and I plan on continuing that trend.

Also, while we're at art theft, weren't you in a pickle several times about tracing? I remember there was once a time in that comic of yours where not a single page didn't have a traced or reused pose. Also stealing designs? Anyone remember the "contest" where he snatched Iberon and didn't even credit the original artist? Or how you constantly ripped off of Spartacus? Or how Asmundr was just retold Outlander? And how when Netflix's Watership Down came out in 2018, suddenly the "sagnabu hares" were everywhere? You really believe that it's been enough time since people found out about all of it that they forgot? That if you whine enough about how much of a victim you are, your new readers won't bother looking you up? The Internet remembers, my man, and so do I.

I won't claim that I know you as a person or what goes on in your private life. I have never speculated on any of this nor do I know anyone that does. I never "hated" on your comic because I hate you, and honestly if you cannot tell the difference between criticism and hate, then that tells a lot about you as a person. I really do not like you, Kique, because you're a cowardly, selfish, arrogant little manbaby that refuses to ever admit you did wrong, but I don't hate on you for the sake of hating. Everything is always everyone else's fault, isn't it? Because whining on the Internet about how hard your life is and how all the mean tumblr people constantly hate on you is way easier than looking inwards and fixing the issue, isn't it?

Remember how Staz wanted you to go to therapy if your relationship were to continue? And you said you would? And then you did a complete 180 and said that, and I paraphrase; "I will read medical studies and journals online and improve that way"? I do, because I couldn't believe this absolutely assenine response to someone who was supposed to be your girlfriend. And then you go around and bitch about her after she broke up with you, wondering why nothing in life ever seems to go your way. You can whine all you want, Kique, but unless you yourself actually look inward and fix your terrible attitude, nothing will ever get better for you.

Ugh Excuse Me? (screenshots at bottom of post)

Alright so ladies and gentlemen. Turns out kique and his white-knights in fact stalking our tumblr posts. Can't say I'm surprised, but whatever. you guys have your opinions and we have ours. First of all we are just people would love to speak our opinions without being sidelined because you're a fragile as fuck 32 year old man? like man act your age. second of all, I for one do not make these posts to "bully" or anything. I am simply putting you on the spot for all the shit you have caused, even before home comic. everyone who read your comic asmundr saw how you'd treat your readers. Even paying ones! The public should know how you are to others. if they choose to support you or not. Thats fine, that's their choice. I do not control the other people here. you are not a good person then what you think you are, you treat others like shit unless they kissing your ass and giving you money. Look man, I don't give a care what you do or if you do art and comics. but most of us here were former fans that got tired of your bullshit when someone didn't agree with you. It's not that hard to understand, call us haters all you want. I for one have only put out stuff regarding your actions with linked proof. I never edited my shit or faked what I posted. unlike you who have a habit of editing your post to make yourself seem a victim and bullying someone else to make them look worse. how's that any better? we saw what you posted on a DA post about zirvasity and edited it. also my dude, wtf is this?

Never had I once claimed "sexual assault or abuse" about you towards another person, kindly correct yourself. in no way has that been said in any posts. About your weird and terrible take on rape yeah? But SA? nah man, I draw the line at that, unless you can show me legitimate proof. kindly correct yourself. That was never said about you. I have a limit. also disclaimer, but I have no idea who leaked your patreon shit. I know for a fact that wasn't me cause I respect the paywall and since thats how you make your income. you can beef it out with whoever did. Also no one made comments about your transgender either. I don't care. Thats a you thing, and if it makes you happy, cool I'm glad but that also a false claim. I'm not some homophobic person. I'm just some person talking about your comic and the many issues with it. Thats all, heck if you weren't so fragile you could learn from it also. Critique isn't a bad thing. You just refuse any help given to you for the better. You can bitch all you want for all I care and play victim, there's still proof out there about your behavior. learn to be a better person maybe and people wouldn't dislike you?.

Kique's post from instgram. edited to make him seem like he's innocent further. But my point still stands. P.S., If there are grammar errors, english is not my first language. But it should still get the point across.

[assmundr]

Same goes for "closed species." If you sell, buy, promote or defend them, you're absolutely stupid. Thank you ✨

Apparently, what I'm about to say is an artistic hot take?? Especially in certain circles on Discord, Twitter and Instagram. Let me be absolutely clear about something I thought was common sense:

You cannot own a colour pallete

You cannot own a pose

You cannot own an art style

Thank you. That is all

[assmundr]

Apparently, what I'm about to say is an artistic hot take?? Especially in certain circles on Discord, Twitter and Instagram. Let me be absolutely clear about something I thought was common sense:

You cannot own a colour pallete

You cannot own a pose

You cannot own an art style

Thank you. That is all

[assmundr]

Straight up Onision coded behaviour

Looks like Kique is falsely copyright striking art of his PUBLICLY AVAILABLE comic. Just wanted to say, it's a shitty move by the man child and it will just cause a Streisand effect. Criticism doesn't just go away, and the more you try to silence it, the louder it becomes you dumbass.

[assmundr]

will you review other comics?

Probably not to the degree I review Asmundr/Home but I don't mind giving my thoughts on some I'm currently reading (Golden Shrike, Destiny Intertwined, I Didn't Know, Brutalizer, etc.)

[assmundr]

Hey you're back on critiquing webcomics! Does that mean you're also going to start posting Crystal Clear again soon???

Oh no, my kryptonite fhfhxdbcjxj

I honestly really don't think so. It's even less likely than me restarting and finishing the Asmundr/Home review video essay.

Two main reasons for that:

1) The story is So. Incredibly. Outdated that continuing it as it is would not be up to my current standard whatsoever and I just wouldn't enjoy telling a story I see as incredibly flawed. I firstly conceived this story when I was like eleven (or twelve) then started to cough it out when I was sixteen. I am now twenty five, twenty six in a few days, and whatever I created when I was a teenager is just not up to my standard today. All the experience, maturity and objectivity that I have today is not what I had back then, so it's lacking severely in a lot of departments. The story would need to be rewritten completely to fit what I'd consider adequate today, which leads me to my second reason.

2) It takes so damn long to do. I am an incredibly slow artist already, burdened with neurodivergence, meaning that I get distracted and burned out so much more easier than other people. A single page could take anywhere from 6-12 hours to make, spread across several days because my ability to focus is akin to an eight year old ipad kid addicted to Cocomelon. I work six days a week and just don't have time to dedicate most of my life to something nobody really cared about anyway. When I was a teenage student? Yeah. When I was unemployed and seeking a job? Yeah. When quarantine was a thing? Yeah. But not right now.

I'm sorry if you were hoping for a positive answer but. Sometimes things just aren't meant to be and CC seems to be one of those things.

I'm still an artist, I draw nearly every day! But the content I focus on is marginally different from what CC is and also only posted in a private circle of friends. Now with the terror of AI scraping hanging above every real artist's head like the Sword of Damocles, I have no real interest in sharing my art publicly.

[assmundr]

Home review 2 when? The first one is incredible

exhaustd_sigh.mp3

In all honesty, I don't wanna say that there will never be another Home/Asmundr review video because you never know! I might come back to it one day

The problem is however that the video I already made is EXTREMELY outdated when it comes to the critique and some of the takes I make in it, quite a few of these make me cringe terribly. Like. What the fuck was even that. So I'd need to be redone from scratch.

Another thing is that, yeah, I could completely rework it, write a new script, make a new one with my current mindset, bla bla bla. Problem is that the amount of content I'd need to cover has now doubled and the amount of drama attached to it has trippled. Back at the time I was critiquing it, the comic barely breached 500 pages. Now there's over 900 of them and my god, if I thought the comic was bad before, it's nothing compared to what it is now. The bar is so low that's it's literally buried in hell.

Even if I only focused on the comic itself and never mentioned any Kique drama nor touched upon any of his QnAs or Patre0n exclusive takes (e.i. that Ranach has NPD) it'd still be hours long. Like. Several hours. We're talking CrimsonRogue kind of long

The last video took six weeks to make. Granted a lot of it was bacause I was figuring out the app I used to make it and creating visuals for it was difficult because. Well. Windows Movie Maker isn't exactly top-notch editing software, but the fact remains it took me a lot of time. In 2019, I was freshly moved to the UK and still unemployed, so I had time for that kind of thing. Now I don't anymore, much to my dismay, and I like to reserve the time I do have for my friends and my own art and stories

But never say never, I suppose! I also never thought I'd come back to this cesspool of a doggy comic, yet here I am once more! Who knows. Maybe in 2030 I'll cough up another one

[assmundr]

"While I figured that Marduk might come off as "villainous", this page shows just out of touch Kique is with his characters. One of the best scenes in Home is when Raimo went off on Marduk after Zilas died."

My memory may be hazy on this, but wasn't this scene written by his then co-writer, j-harper?

If anyone is wondering why this bland-ass comic suddenly had a good moment, it's because it wasn't written by kique

*Sigh* Page 838

While I figured that Marduk might come off as "villainous", this page shows just out of touch Kique is with his characters. One of the best scenes in Home is when Raimo went off on Marduk after Zilas died. There was genuine emotions felt throughout the pages and show that Kique old co writer had range when it came to building a scene. Page 838 had no foreshadowing and the obelisk presents more questions than answers. Why did the godmod shield not work like it has in the past for instance? Kargo and Axi couldn't get through the barrier before so why these dogs and lions now? You can argue that the Rabisu have magic or a way to break the barrier but absolutely no foreshadowing was done in the Asmundr territory that showed something just wasn't right.

In all, this page is a character assassination and show Kique's pettiness when it comes to using characters he himself did not create. Marduk has never shown any signs that he wanted Asmundr to bow down to him. I know that Kique is using Marduk's jealously for Father to justify this scene but there is no build up shown of him taking it this far.

Can we also appreciate that Kainan did nothing in all this time that he didn't trust Marduk? There was nothing preventing the pack from leaving and just paints our old hero out to be a moron.

[assmundr]

God, this so pathetic

Kique lying & playing victim card

So I wanted to share this before I run out of time to post again. But a while ago screenshots were sent to me by timberwolfalpha6-blog so this screenshot credit goes to them. This took place a while ago regarding the lackluster ending battle scene. So here's your tea to sip on today XD. a person on comic fury claimed that kique was deleting their comments because god forbid they gave "criticism" and they even stated they just wanted to help him. well here's what happened. Kique aggressively corrects this person and goes on a small list. basically claiming this person is bullying him. That's not word for word or said. but knowing from kique's past actions he can't handle anything. But i am unsure if this is true from what kique is claiming, the dude loves to lie and put blame on everyone else but himself. There could be two sides of the story, so in all honestly you can take it how you want via the screenshots. you are all welcome to your own opinions. But a reminder that kique has in the past banned a paying customers over criticism and he saw it as bullying because they were not sucking up to him and his comic. I did try to reach out to the user on comic fury to discuss what happened. Unfortunately they never replied and that was like several weeks ago, so there was nothing more I could do.

I'm also adding this small little blurb of what took place on DA a while back. I don't remember what the topic was about, i think genetics. but again he was being called out. the post was deleted because kique filed a report as he didn't like that his "chart" was posted. Kique then randomly goes off and brings up his ex (zirvasity) and is literally crying wolf about it. The DA post had nothing to do with his ex, thats the funny thing. He also edited his message regarding that to make her look worse. how pathetic. commenters even claimed to him in reply that this had nothing to do with the ex. Like throughout the whole post it was strictly about the genetics and his copyright stupidity on in real life genes. he's the one who brought it up. (playing pity party)

(Edited version of said pity party) Bonus content: Someone else shared this to me. Basically a banned users list in his own discord server. I love the fact that the first thing he puts is "harassing myself" like dude lol

[assmundr]

What in the god damn-

CALL OUT POST. For anyone who reads the comic still but can't truly voice there opinions cause the author is a whiny little shit. Don't dare give him any cent you have worked for. Was brought to my attention and probably a few others, well shit goes down behind closed doors in the home server. The comic fury moderator Alaki,Pralig and aka "kique's boyfriend" as well as the guy who supports the home server being up kique's ass 24/7. This piece of shit of a human committed animal abuse all for some butt plug in another country and left his own dogs to die while said wife was away on a trip that was far away enough to be taken by plane. The document gives you a lot more details, I just skimmed putting out the basics. But for the love of god please beware of giving these people money or interacting with them. Because it also seems kique supports animal abuse as said moderator is still in the home server and acts all care free even though he committed something disgusting. This man needs to be brought to court or even prison. Again a dog literally died in his own feces and urine because of this man. A situation like this should not be taken lightly https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-ztDiHXMrE-jS0L_noIRRchW61DEq_aiC-KHzLuF5mo/edit

[assmundr]

I've been sitting on this site for many years, choosing not to speak of it publically because I know how people feel about leaked Patre0n content, but since we already have someone on here that's releasing Home Patre0n pages, I'm gonna pitch in with my own tiny goblet of smelly gold.

On this site, not only can you find yet to be released pages, you can get anything from Kique's brushes, tutorials, story drafts, QnAs, bonus pages and content (yes, that includes all the NSFW extras) as well as the dozens of sweet sweet doggy bases y'all are after for some reason.

The site is easy to find and rhymes with "Bemono" all you have to do is replace the first letter of the word with the 11th letter of the alphabet and you're golden.

[assmundr]

Hi, this is Val. Some of you may remember me thanks to the hour long (and extremely outdated) Asmundr/Home video that I coughed up in like 2019. I keep thinking I'm done with this virulent cancer of a comic but it keeps weasling it's way back into my subconscious every few months like it's a midwestern debt collector. So I'm back, I guess, seeing that the comic and it's creator are now worse than ever. If that was even possible anymore.