#I have no shot with my crush
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Talked to my crush for like half an hour today after class. She apologized for talking so much, but honestly, I could have listened to her for hours. Is it weird that I just like listening to her talk?
#i’m so fucking gay#crush#im a useless lesbian#useless lesbian#lesbian#gay panic#i have no shot with my crush#she’s so cool#also I’m autistic#I ramble all the time
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#tulu xuanwu#blood#Vomit on his sweater already; mom's spaghetti#I love drawing teenji because he gets to be a lot more expressive than Older Lan Wangji.#wwx is trying so hard to be supportive and it keeps backfiring for lwj.#“There's no way I would ever want you carnally ^_^” meanwhile the guy who wants him carnally is losing his mind in agony.#Hot tip if you keep finding yourself in Lan Zhan's shoes: consider being more obvious. Give up on trying to be subtle with an ADHDer.#His game is SO BAD. Abysmally bad rizz. I do not think it was possible for these to to have a chance to get together in this life.#He has no plan. He has no healthy outlet for his feelings. He is looking at his half naked crush and losing his shot.#F in the chat for Lan Zhan. He's just been accidently rejected and he is about to be accused of being straight.#Meta commentary moment: I am going to try very hard to be more consistent with outfits and details across comics#I have had some...difficulties in the past with forgetting details (COUGH the vermillion mark COUGH)#New year new goals! Wish my ADHD eyes and brain good luck!
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A little concept sketch of my Gravity Falls self insert! And as you can see, she's a werewolf! 0u0
She's normally in her first form when she's out and about, and when it's getting close to the full moon she looks like her second form before going full wolf! During that time period she starts getting a powerful craving for raw meat and she gets really itchy as her fur starts coming in, then the ears and tail follow! (At first glance I'm sure most of the townsfolk would just think she was a furry 😂)
In general she's very cheery, and she exhibits a lot of dog-like behavior (getting excited when the doorbell rings, noticing and perking up when she sees squirrels, shaking her whole body when she gets wet) and she has a somewhat irrational fear of rabies so she's not a very good hunter and actually tends to AVOID wild animals in the forest and stray dogs/cats. When she moves to Gravity Falls she opens a curios and oddities shop with her partner in crime, which a certain conman sees as competition, leading him and the mystery twins to go check it out 👀❓️
Taglist♡: @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus
@changeling-selfship @crushes-georg @cherry-bomb-ships @rosieaurora @rejaytionships @sunflawyer
@in-true-blue-love @tropicalgothships @little-miss-selfships @hotrodharts @cupiidzbow @frozenhi-chews @limey-self-inserts @candyheartedchy
#artfarts#self insert#self ship#self shipping community#self insert community#self insert art#gravity falls#gravity falls oc#crush: ❓️#YAY i rly wanted to take a shot at imitating the art style and i think i did pretty good!!#i was worried she'd look a bit TOO much like melody who is the blueprint#but i think it turned out ok!#BUT YEAH ME AND RUBY HAVE A WHOLE THING GOING ON WE'RE DEVELOPING#i feel like EVERYONE is shipping with the stans rn but idc#i deserve to ship w him too!! and so does ruby!!#damn stanley how come you got TWO hot latina bitches?? 🤨🤨🤨#shes got the shelter dog vibe she can lay her head on his lap and sigh sadly 🥺🥺🥺#i already do that irl with my partner ajfjfkg
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Huevember day 8: Beneath Grayslate
Quick one for today! The Tide and Bone cast reveal got me so hype I just had to whip something up for Needle and Thread, too ✨
#huevember#huevember 2023#candela obscura#critical role#candela obscura fanart#brennan lee mulligan#critical role art#critical role fanart#sean finnerty#the circle of needle and thread#floweroflaurelin art#this scene makes me so CRAZY I rewatched it like four times it hurts so much#Spenser starke is a beast I love him#and I can’t WAIT for Aabria to dm oh my goddddd#Noshir Dalal and Ashly Burch are you kidding me ???? they made this just for Me Personally#as my friends have been hearing incessantly I have such a crush on Noshir Dalal#seeing him in the Mortal Kombat one shot was such a treat and now candela!!!!! I’m living#what was I talking about#oh yeah Brennan was amazing in this scene
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i wanna talk about romantic killer and how impactful anzu is. the narrative has a theme with anzu having more impact than she seems to notice.
Before the show even starts, Anzu's been impactful. It could be blamed on the long-time crush, but Junta's a big case of this. Anzu bluntly told him he'd likely be good at baseball, so he tried it and she was right. One observation led him into a lot of his friends, and possibly his future career, but Anzu's oblivious to it. I think she noticed her impact with Saki, but in anzu's mind, there was nothing else to do. Someone hurt her friend and she was going to stand up for her so Saki wouldn't have to keep dealing with that.
Tsukasa is an interesting case in regard to anzu's impact. It's basically camouflaged until Kishi shows up. Anzu saw him blaming himself, after all, that's what most people did the first time. But anzu hits him with the most amazing line about wishing she could've been there to believe him then. and in the moment before he tells Kishi off, we see how much that impacted him.
the impact to Hijiri is the most obvious. Like we hear from Tsuchiya that Anzu's rejection led him to try seeing from a "commoner's point of view". Which helped him not simply rely on his status and wealth, aka influencing his life for the better. So anzu's far more aware of this, but she seems so shocked about it im more sure she doesn't notice her impact.
and then there's Riri. I think it's kinda a 2-way street, as these two changed each other for the better simultaneously. Anzu by calling out how Riri's lack of understanding humans would only hurt them, and Riri calling out how Anzu only caring about her greatest desires was isolating her(specifically from romance but it was hurting her friendships too). anzu's impact on riri shows more in their actions, like staying in human form more and trying to act like a human would. and those attempts build into them caring about anzu beyond just their job, esp in the last couple of episodes. Riri's barely in potato form and breaks the rules 3 different times for anzu, things the riri from episode 1 would've never done, lest they get a pay cut.
In conclusion, anzu is that friend who apropos nothing says the most insightful thing that will stick with you for years, but totally forgot about it right after.
#romantic killer#i find juntas story so funny. like his crush as a kid spitballs saying he could be good at baseball maybe and oops hes nationally ranked no#tbh i have so many feelings about tsukasa and anzu's dynamic and its parallels with anzu and saki but ill save that for a different post#i feel like hijiri had to have the most obvious change since he was the main love intrest w/ the least screentime.#anzu hoshino#junta hayami#tsukasa kazuki#saki takamine#hijiri koganei#riri romantic killer#pardon my little essay#every time i rewatch romantic killer im surprised that i end up endeared to riri(and every time we kiss *gets shot*)
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hii i’ve been looking for long well written zonami fics and i was hoping you could recommend the best stuff you’ve read. i don’t mind any site i’ll even take wattpad at this point ;—; there’s waay too little of this pair on ao3 and so many works i’ve seen are abandoned. help a girl out thank youuu 🫶🏼
Oh man, I wish I could tell ya! I haven't had the time to read fanfics lately, so I'm not sure if there are any recent ones I can recommend.
If you're a long-time ZoNami fan, you might've already heard of these two completed M-rated fics by AshaRose on Fanfiction.net:
Mystery Pants
Memory
And there's one completed explicit fic that I've been meaning to read on AO3 by StillPurplePanicking: Dry Spell
If you've already read these, I can only apologize lol - there just aren't too many fics out there for ZoNami, and it's been a long while since I've last read a long and completed ZoNami fic. I want to write more to add to the collection of ZoNami works out there, but it's been tough finding time to work on 'em.
My one attempt at a long fic is still on hiatus, but I'm hoping to jump back into it soon! It's unfortunate, but the ZoNami drought is real 🥲
(A shoutout to @harritudur for feeding us all those goregous ZoNami art during these tough times!)
#I honestly havent read those asharose's fics in years#but i remember them being so good that they are literally the only long fics i can remember lol#im sorry i cant help more!#maybe i can help by writing a bit more today LOL#i do have a spicy one-shot that just needs to be dusted up#maybe I'll clean it up and post it first while i slowly work on Dumb Crush#that fic takes a while for me to write 'cause I gotta reread the source lmao#if you ever find a good fic though#please drop it in my inbox so i can share and read it myself! 😂#dg speaks#zonami#zona#zoro x nami#nami x zoro#my stuff
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when ur crush starts eyeing the new girl in town 😔
#wrestling#wwe#solo sikoa#jacob fatu#the bloodline#kevin owens#wweedit#wrestlingedit#my gifs#corey said on commentary ko was eyeing both solo and jacob#like wow greedy kevin#you cant have all the big boy samoans throwing their ass in your face#save some for everyone else and also save your neck maybe jesus#crush = guy you like to physically crush thats how it works right? probably to solo#anyway hello from your number 1 source for ko/solo content#probably also only#its just me... whoever keeps booking them...#and one guy i saw on twt say theyre the perfect big guy wrestler dynamic just two bowling balls hurlding at each other#but that guy is so right#i just really love the dynamic of these two angry bowling balls#wwe money in the bank#wwe mitb#long post#the shot on the stairs sends me#i dont think he meant to look so sad thats just his face#but it works it works for my purposes anyway lmao
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Now that English fans are getting to know Rubius and Vegetta better thanks to QSMP, I need you all to see this historic Karmaland moment between a hopeful but hesitant Rubius, a blissfully oblivious Vegetta, and a very amused third-wheeling Luzu because it truly does live in my brain rent-free.
#Rubius#Vegetta#Luzu#Karmaland#Rubegetta#Vegetta777#Rubius is so chill and dejected here if my crush was that oblivious I think I'd chew through a live wire#Luzu's laughter here kills me every time he's just having the time of his life watching this trainwreck play out#Translations via Glaychu on Twitter who has the best thread of Rubegetta translations out there#god bless soldier you're carrying the English Rubegetta fandom#time for me to roll up my sleeves and do my part#Rubius: HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS#this is especially funny because it's one of the first times (as far as I can remember) Rubius did this#and he got shot down so frickin hard lmfao I'm so sorry dude#it's incredible comparing this moment to all their current shenanigans#also I love Luzu he's like ''now hold on. gay rights first of all-''#speaking of. Whenever I remember IRL Rubius is bi I get so :') about it#Subtitles#Translated#subtitles#Edited
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— CHAPTER 4 —
THE BLINSIDE
Matt and Jay try to get a show at the Rivoli...
Extras!
#ntbts#nirvana the band the show#my gifs#gif#matt johnson#he's so cute in that one where he's laughing on the couch...#im not gonna act like i dont have a little crush because i do 😊 he's shot a corpse in the skull before btw
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Also forgot to share this beauty i drew a few days ago
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#hetalia#hws#hetalia japan#hws japan#i need him carnally#what who said that#who said that#i just like giggle and tee hee#I drew this during class and idk why i felt sorta embarrassed cause i always worry i come of as one of *those* people when it comes to japan#like i know its not that deep but ive always been paranoid about itNOOOO NOOO GUYS WAIT NO#IM NOT THOSE ‘OH SUGOI JAPAN IS SO PERFECT AND HEAVEN THEY ARE SO ADVANCED AND I JUST WANNA BE JAPANESE’ NO NO NOOOOOOOO#IM JUST A GIRL WHO JUST LIKES A MANNWHO HAPPENS TO BE THE PERSONIFICATION OF JAPAN HIMSELF#IDK WHY IM SO FREAKED OUT OVER IT CAUSE LIKE#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL ANY NORMAL PERSON I HAVE A CRUSH ON HETALIA WORLD STARS JAPAN#I SOUND CRAZY#I AM CRAZY#anyway i do love drawing him and i wanna still figure out how to actually draw his body cause i end up making him super twinky#half my drawings kinda do anyway cause i struggle at widening shoulders and chests but I WILL NOT LET HIM BE A TWINK#In my mind he is a upside down triangle ontop of a rectangle like broad shoulders and then the rest of his body is hust a straight shot down#i think mostly his clothes give him different shape languages like seen here like his oants flare out so like its kinda hourglassy#anyway imma shut up now i must attend to my duties
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The way I yearn for a girlfriend feels like someone stuffed an ornery ferret into my chest cavity.
That’s normal right?
#wlw yearning#yearnposting#gay panic#useless lesbian#lesbian#trans lesbian#this is probably unhealthy#lgbtqia#i have no shot with my crush#crush on a classmate#wlw post#wlw#what god let me be this gay#body horror#shitpost#visceral
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You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate
#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip#Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready#The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao)#Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors”#All the gorgeous restaurants#Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere#Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom#Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend#That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that#Went down to literally my ankles#But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like#“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like#Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it.#The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden#The capital when it was drenched in sunset#When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there#Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to#Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (:#Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory#My first ever nishan !!!#No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so#And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell#My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time#Help I need to go back#Bro I wish I could drop everything#But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle#SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be#I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories..#Omg and my bibi’s delicious food
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THIS IS MY WORLD
#this is like deep spanish lore but la gira!!!!#an original spanish disney channel show 😌😌😌#also andrea guasch was in the mythical al salir de clase another original disney channel show#andrea gil was my first celebrity crush btw AND i got to see her in la llamada <3#i need to know. for my latam people#a vosotres os salía al salir de clase o la gira o alguna otra serie española en disney channel???#lo pregunto porque como nosotres veiamos tambien patito feo y violetta y estas series no sé si era recíproco o no#also!!! while on the topic of spanish disney channel show#they made this other one. i cannot remember the name. but they filmed all the school shots in my school lol#it was definitely a very surreal experience#it was about a family i think??? idk it was extremwly low budget and didn't last long#but yeah!!! that and the elite high school being the university next to my grandma's house are the two 'too close to home' film locations#that have given me psychic damage#oh and i guess the palace in my town but that one appears all the time on masterchef so i'm used to it
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-taps the microphone-
Just because I'm ace, doesnt mean I'm off the menu.
Just because I'm aro, doesn't mean I'm off the menu.
PLEASE!!!! please, don't automatically write me off as "not wanting a relationship" or "not wanting sex" because you have found out that I am ace and aro.
ESPECIALLY, if you did not find out from me.
#ace week#asexual#demisexual#polyamory#aromantic#demiromantic#this is in the demi tags because it is my personal identities#I know that this isn't everyone's opinion or experience#but i am SPECIFICALLY vagueing some discussions I saw in discord servers where some allo people were lamenting about having a crush#on someone they LEARNED was ace or aro (not from the crush). WITHOUT ever talking to the crush. WITHOUT shooting their shot.#and I wonder regularly how many people have done that about me
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I don’t know much about alien stage, but I watched stage 6 and :))))) I like Ivan
#alnst#alien stage#alien stage ivan#alnst ivan#sketches#doodles#sorry I don’t know how to draw his hair#his hair is so inconsistent that I have no idea how to draw it. it kinda goes swoop??? there’s a side part?? all I have gathered so far#more at 10#he’s kinda fucked up and gay. just like me#i also like kissing men and dying afterwards#my mans kissed his crush and got shot instantly. are these aliens homophobic or something like mind your business
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NATTO ON ICE CREAM?? JAKURAI IS UR TUMMY OK
💉: while we’re on the topic, vanilla ice cream when mixed with natto is simply delicious
🥂👔: ⁉️
💉: surely the two of you have tried it before?
🥂👔: w-well…..
💉: have you? 🙂
🥂: n-no……….
👔: but sensei, you have…….??
💉: have you? 🙂
👔: i haven’t!!
💉: i see! then after this, i’ll treat the both of you to it!! 🤗
🥂: y…………yippee…………
👔: thank you very much………………..
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not only is he so fine with it, he swears by it LOL
#vee got an ask#my mtr to bat pipeline rly was going from one leader unintentionally torturing his teammates in the name of camaraderie#to the other leader intentionally torturing his teammates in the name of family LOL#the radios are fantastic lol i don’t have spotify anymore so i don’t think about them#but i have been meaning to listen to them again lol#i hope we get new ones once a next wave of content hits actually lol there are life lessons i be living by from those#on top of the fun and interesting lore lmao#throwback to when rio told a teenage girl to bribe her crush into shutting up and shooting her shot but literally LOL
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