#I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days

[m0n0morph]

How the hell do people make such good splat posts this shit is hard as hell to draw on

[sweetdreamfallx]

A loaf

[thespectralkitsune]

It hath been demanded of me.

[delcat177]

I played TF2 for the first time ever

@zarla-s was kind enough to take me under her wing and show me the ropes, because she is really cool and nice and a good teacher

I tried on a few hats (classes, I don't have hats mostly)

But honestly fell where I figured and hoped I would be useful

Played for four hours and I have this Tetris effect going except it's wanting to sweep towards "MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIIIIIC MEDIC"

But am I good enough for the role

[sudoscience]

Further proof that the game just hates me (actually, it's just proof that the game is a buggy mess). If you make a Ghost Encounter Power 3 sandwich and go to the bottom of Area Zero, it should cause Flutter Mane to be the only Pokémon that appears, increasing your chances of finding a shiny one just through sheer numbers. But if you're me, you get literally nothing. Guess that's why they call it Area Zero: Area with Zero Pokémon.

(Though I did finally hatch a shiny Hisuian Zorua shortly before going to Area Zero, so I've got that going for me. Only took like 400 eggs.)

[tavernofdragons]

Hu... I have done nothing but eat garlic bread for three days....

Why do I feel like that's worse that teleporting bread for three days....

[project-isles]

”to all of the Freddys, what is your opinion on teleporting bread?” - soldier

King!freddy: "teleporting bread? How absurd..."

Streamer!Freddy"Don't knock it till ya tried it kingo!"

Cowboy!freddy: "Stream, have you been teleporting bread?!"

Streamer!freddy: "Yes, I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days."

Wing!freddy: "To Where?!"

Streamer!Freddy: "I don't know ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯"

Winter!Freddy: "Ok, we should be fine if it wasn't teleported somewhere dangerous-"

Suddenly a bread flies out of nowhere, hitting wing!freddy out of the air.

Wing!freddy: "Ack-!"

King!freddy:"Oh goodness, wino are you alright? Why are you guys freaking out?! It's just bread!"

King!freddy goes to pick up the bread, cowboy Freddy stops him

Cowboy!Freddy: "I wouldn't touch it kingy, what if the bread is a spy?!"

King!freddy: "a what?"

Meanwhile Spamton!Freddy, Afterdeath!freddy, Void!Freddy and Mer!Freddy are all face palming. They are all not awake enough for this crap.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Set in @snowshinefivez5’s Welcome Fortress AU:

Engineer!Eddie: *sighs* Phew, so we're fine. Well, so long as no one teleports any bread. Ha ha!

Soldier!Sally: ...question.

Engineer!Eddie: What is your question, Soldier?

Soldier!Sally: *bluntly* I teleported bread.

*beat*

Engineer!Eddie: What.

Soldier!Sally: You told me to!

Engineer!Eddie: H o w . . . m u c h ?

Soldier!Sally: I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

Medic!Wally: *wide eyed* Where have you been sending it?

[cherryontopstims]

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days” stimboard!

[mxbo]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU SPOT TYPOS ON MY POSTS IT'S ALMOST 8 AM I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD MAKE USERBOXES FOR THREE DAYS IDK HOW MANY HOURS

[the-clones-deserve-the-best]

After narrowly escaping death

Impactor: We'll be fine as long as no one teleports bread.

Whirl: Question sir!

Impactor: What is it, Whirl?

Whirl: I teleported bread.

*The Xanthium comes to a screeching halt*

Impactor: What!?

Whirl: You told me to.

Impactor: How much bread?

Whirl: I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

*The Xanthium gets blown up, killing everyone on board.*

*In the Well of the Allspark*

Impactor: This is all your fault.

Whirl: Awww

[mini-leafster]

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!

WHERE have you been sending it?!

[doolallymagpie]

somehow y'all let me not watch Expiration Date for ten years

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS

[userboy-theuserman]

"I have done nothing but teleporting bread for three days!" -Soldier Drone

[digitizedmannequins]

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?

/ref

[science2048-abandoned]

I teleported bread.

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

"What the /Bleep/ is going on!?" -Mike📺