”to all of the Freddys, what is your opinion on teleporting bread?” - soldier
King!freddy: "teleporting bread? How absurd..."
Streamer!Freddy"Don't knock it till ya tried it kingo!"
Cowboy!freddy: "Stream, have you been teleporting bread?!"
Streamer!freddy: "Yes, I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days."
Wing!freddy: "To Where?!"
Streamer!Freddy: "I don't know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
Winter!Freddy: "Ok, we should be fine if it wasn't teleported somewhere dangerous-"
Suddenly a bread flies out of nowhere, hitting wing!freddy out of the air.
Wing!freddy: "Ack-!"
King!freddy:"Oh goodness, wino are you alright? Why are you guys freaking out?! It's just bread!"
King!freddy goes to pick up the bread, cowboy Freddy stops him
Cowboy!Freddy: "I wouldn't touch it kingy, what if the bread is a spy?!"
King!freddy: "a what?"
Meanwhile Spamton!Freddy, Afterdeath!freddy, Void!Freddy and Mer!Freddy are all face palming. They are all not awake enough for this crap.
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instead of spy head x medic being creepy and weird why can't ppl see it as silly and goofy. they are literally Juliet and her decapitated boyfriend from Lollipop Chainsaw
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me when im just a little creecher
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this was made originally for @apostate00 on twitter but honestly i think it's the funniest thing ever and you guys deserve to see it
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Short Fuse is the funniest fucking ship name to me because it's: 'oh yeah, fuse! Like bombs having a fuse! That's a cute way to reference Demo!'
and then engie's just short.
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