#I have been Grinched

[miz-orque]

I don't even care that Christmas is coming in three months. I just really hate cold weather and short days (⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

[proteidaes]

Happy book birthday to THE GRINCH TAKES A VACATION!!! 🥳🎉 A brand new DR. SEUSS graphic novel starring The Grinch, Max, and many colorful Whos!

It's vacation time in Whoville but The Grinch doesn't understand...what is a vacation?  Determined to learn what the Whos seem so excited about, The Grinch decides to give a vacation a try! Unfortunately the mountains are too snowy, the beach is too sandy and the theme park is too loud . . . vacations just might not be something that Grinches do? Thankfully, his dog Max isn't letting the Grinch give up that quickly! Will there be some fun in the sun for everyone's favorite Grinch or is the Whos' favority grumpy neighbor doomed to stay home?

The Grinch is determined to take THE BEST vacation ever, but how can he relax when things don't go his way??? Thanks for reading along, and I hope you'll enjoy the rest of the story! 🥳🎉 Learn more here ⤵️⤵️⤵️

[sweet-marigold]

The Martha may to his grinch

[themissingnumbers]

[just as a quick little starry update for those i have interacts going on with- im going to prioritize finishing the current part of Descent i have going before i put my next replies out!

i do apologize to the two of you that like Just answered my asks- we will get to it though!! i just dont wanna bury Green n Descent completely under four diff rp chains,, but i do have answers drafted up for almost everything- its just delayed cus i wanna add images too but i need to focus all in on the current thing im doing for descent ^^']

[white-weasel]

Officially done with naddpod c1. Got through the last stretch without crying (though I was close) UNTIL THEY STARTED SINGING THAT SONG ABOUT ONE BIG BED AT THE END AND EVERYONE JOINED IN

[drumlincountry]

the grinch IS a queer movie. to me. stupidest hill im willing to die on. the grinch is a he/him butch dyke living a freegan nudist life up the side of a mountain. & the horniest femme in town has been Obsessed with All of That since they were kids.

[grub-s]

look. we did put out lollies. but our halloween decoration (found giant spider) lives in our front yard year-round and is beloved of the neighbourhood. that and a lantern and three years running. we had an honour system that may have been a tad exploited.

[polariscroquis]

I had a dream about them and I'm gonna make it everybody's problem.

For some reason, my sleep-brain decided 'tis time to throw me back to when I loved Aquamarine and my love for mermaids as a kid, along with my love for alt/rock/metalhead guys that appeared to stay in my early teens. I had a whole dream, with plot, characters, intrigue, etc. with these two and their BFFs shenanigans - and they were the sweetest, stupidest, healthiest slow-burn couple I've ever seen.

10/10 love the dynamic, had to note it down somewhere.

Also, tried a new coloring style, but didn't like it very much. I might stick to my current one. And who knows, they may appear around once more being the sweet asshats they are :)

[loveshotzz]

I’M DONE WITH CHRISTMAS. Like??? How is it not over yet?!?

[georgievs]

ok. it’s happening. i am flying to salt lake. hobbits. ahhhhh

[korrasamibottles]

Wrote something extremely bitchy in my mind describing in great detail exactly how viciously and viscerally I hate christmas (lowercase) and why, but I chose peace today and didn't post it. Just a shitty little gift from me to you.

[apple8ees]

does anybody know what drawfee stream or video the grinch x kristoph gavin drawing is from. it's been haunting me please god tell me

[deathmaiidens]

ok I know I have Debbie and Constance and they're already so similar, but...the urge to add my headcanon movie-verse Esme Squalor... 😭

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

this is ! and ? they're besties and I'm in love with them.