#I have an astigmatism

[finally-got-a-diagnosis]

There's nothing funnier than exchanging glasses with your friend who also has terrible vision and you both sit there and look through each other's lenses and say, "Wow your eyesight really is bad lol."

[rosietehriveter]

man I just really want a dirt nap

I yearn for the soil -Totally not a worm

[raphaerolo]

wlw codywan anyone?

[nomsfaultau]

New Ranboo design! Their skin is made of two liquids that repel each other, resulting in a perfect split down the middle that self adjusts along the vertical axis to always face the camera.

[l0verseyes]

letting these out the vault trying to dgaf abt selfshipping

[infiniteorangethethird]

Disability pride month hot take perhaps but myopia (aka near-sightedness) should be considered a disability and glasses should be free and accessible to anyone who might need it

[crechurechaos]

i am so normal about themg 👍👍

bonus (helfp i keep laughing at thism, i need sleep so bad)

[lackablazeical]

Redesigned my sonic oc a bit. He's so silly. Really all I did was simplify him a lot more (blocks of color mostly)

He's the brand of autistic where he wasn't socialized but DAMN don't he love chatting. He will yap a lot and half of it will be about you and half will just be random word salad. He doesn't have volume control and also trips a lot and walks into walls cus he can't see. He hates negativity so he will just Not acknowledge any sad stuff. Red 40 is his favorite snack

[hydrossity-zone]

everyone tell @sleepiestwillow she is funny and smart and cool

[bedlamsbard]

went to the eye doctor because my prescription is seven years out of date and they both dilated my eyes AND tested me on contacts (my contact prescription is also seven years out of date) and the combination somehow made me. far-sighted.

I am EXTREMELY, DRAMATICALLY near-sighted. I couldn't even see my PHONE SCREEN. oh that was unpleasant. hopefully the contacts are better when my eyes are no longer dilated, because while I prefer glasses I like having the option of contacts. also as @reena-jenkins can tell you all of my cosplay photos are taken with her yelling OPEN YOUR EYES from behind the camera because I just take my glasses off and pray.

[silkjade]

i must go n get ready now for drinks w the girlies tonight but omg ! my winter shade is so light 🫣 i’m like a pale ghost … a beacon in the night that you can see from a mile away Lolzzz

[silverskye13]

ok i am very curious tho bc i think finding the fonts last night took me as long as drawing the thing- does tanguish use two fonts? like it looks like the uppercase is vivaldi italic and the lowercase is monotype corsiva italic and i just simply couldn't find One Font that had *both* upper and lower matching those ><

You are correct it's two fonts! Helsknight's is also two fonts. The capitals are Old English Font [I... Think.] and I can't remember what the lower case is, besides the fact that it's a sans serif font. I'm not at my art computer right now so I can't check XD

A lot of my friends have dyslexia, so I try my best not to use exclusively hard to read fonts if I can help it when I do text. I will make capitals, titles, and important words the embellished font, and the rest of the letters are generally an easier to read sans serif that I think fits the embellished font well enough. That way we get the pretty impact of the big fonts while keeping the readability.

It's for the same reason all my comic pages [with regular text without the fun RnS font choices] have Calibri font. It's dyslexia friendly. Not quite as dyslexia friendly as Comic Sans, and some of the new dyslexia specific font types, but better than most serif fonts, and the more cramped sans serif ones.

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

new glasses will have you feeling like you can actually see for the first time

[lilacerull0]

if you're sensitive to detail and decide to go to college that makes you infinitely more sensitive to detail and this makes your life hell. in a fun way.

[cloudysarts]

I’ve been blessed with astigmatism and nearsightedness, albeit not horrible. It’s fun to squint at lights during nighttime to see the shinies. How would Bill react to normal vs astigmatism comparison pics?

i feel like bill definitely had a moment right before getting dragged to the optometrist where they showed him a comparison picture of with vs without astigmatism and asked which was more like how he saw

and he was like "PSSH, YOU CAN'T TRICK ME. I KNOW EVERYONE SEES LIGHTS AS BIG, SHINY BLOBS."

and hes being serious

[inkedintothepaper]

my forensics teacher: we're gonna be doing a lab looking at refractive indices

me: oh this will not be a problem this will be fun

me, during the lab, suddenly remembering i have refractive index disorder: fuck.