#as well as being near-sighted I also have two astigmatisms and a lazy eye

[bedlamsbard]

went to the eye doctor because my prescription is seven years out of date and they both dilated my eyes AND tested me on contacts (my contact prescription is also seven years out of date) and the combination somehow made me. far-sighted.

I am EXTREMELY, DRAMATICALLY near-sighted. I couldn't even see my PHONE SCREEN. oh that was unpleasant. hopefully the contacts are better when my eyes are no longer dilated, because while I prefer glasses I like having the option of contacts. also as @reena-jenkins can tell you all of my cosplay photos are taken with her yelling OPEN YOUR EYES from behind the camera because I just take my glasses off and pray.

[softrosyqueen]

tag game thing woo

@loverboy-mercury tagged me to do this tag game thing (thank u erin 💫) and I’m bored so Here We Go!

how tall are you?

5′8

2. what color and style is your hair?

Blonde, below shoulder length, kinda wavey, fine but Thicc, I usually have it in french or dutch braids or a bun bc I’m Lazy and there’s too much of it and someone pls continue to egg me on to cut it lmao

3. what color are your eyes?

Blue 💙

4. do you wear glasses?

Yes I am near sighted and have a slight astigmatism, my perscription is really low but if I don’t wear my glasses everything is Slightly blurry and I’m pretty sure I’m legally required to wear them while driving bc I can’t read street signs for shit without them

5. do you wear braces?

Nope! Never have and don’t plan on gettin them any time soon

6. what is your fashion style?

I literally have no idea one day I look like a fuckin dad on vacation and the next I’ll be a 70’s fairy ??? The goal is Roger Taylor realness?? But most of the time I think I give off deacy vibes

7. full name?

Johanna Nunya Business

8. when were you born?

CANADA 🇨🇦 in a hospital. That’s all the info you’re gonna get from me lmao

9. where are you from and where do you live now?

CANADA, and I live... In Canada. The end.

10. what school do you go to?

I went to university in Ontario for two years (not gonna say which one but it was ..:::: not a gr8 experience) and now I’m working freelance doing editing and videography, sort of want to go to art school in my own province but 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ we’ll see

11. what kind of student are you?

Profs/teachers either love or hate my writing style, I pay rly close attention and will either do really well or bomb, get HELLA ANXIOUS during exams, will lend a pencil to anyone but not my good pencil, I was once “a joy to have in class”, will call you out if you look like you’re cheating off my test but I won’t stop you

12. do you like school?

I miss it because I’m a Fucking Nerd but when I’m in it I’m a mess

13. what are your favorite subjects?

In high school my faves were art, drama, European history, and English, in Uni my faves were art history, film studies, film production 101, and contemporary issues ! (Kinda like gender studies but more comprehensive???)

14. favorite tv shows?

sex education, mr. robot, the office, parks and rec, b99, please like me, the good place, arrested development, oitnb, skins, snl, stranger things, bojack horseman, breaking bad, dirk gently, baroness von sketch, literally so many more I’m just ..: gonna stop there

15. favorite movies?

borhap (of fucking course), trainspotting, eternal sunshine, the truman show, spirited away, what we do in the shadows, hot rod, the to do list, loving vincent, grand budapest hotel, fight club (sorry for bein a basic bro), swiss army man, frank, papillon, buster’s mal heart, coraline, and again this list is never ending so let’s just ... stop

16. favorite books?

Percy Jackson series, Harry Potter series, airborn series, perks of being a wallflower, looking for alaska (had to do it to em), smoke gets in your eyes, from here to eternity, ???? Uhh?? Dear dumb diary??? I don’t know I don’t read a lot to be honest?? That’s it

17. favorite pastimes?

Dancing in my room to loud music and creating intricate drag dance routines, playin guitar, drinking tea during a rainstorm, journalling

18. do you have any regrets?

Yeah A Few

19. dream job?

Full time filmmaker 👏👏👏👏👏

20. would you like to get married someday?

://////////////////// not really tbh I’m a child of divorce next question

21. would you like to have kids someday?

I might adopt idk ?????? Not really thinkin about it a whole lot

22. how many?

Most likely: 0, but if I found a partner that was down and we were both stable: 1

23. do you like shopping?

I used to like it a lot more before I was actively aware of how bad my social anxiety is and aware of uuhhhhh capitalism ? Yeah. Yeah kinda harshed the vibe.

24. what countries have you visited?

US, and UK.. that’s all

25. what’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had?

That’s a Nope from me I’m not gonna legitimize my brain fog ahahha

26. do you have any enemies?

I hope not !!!

27. do you have a s/o?

nope single like a pringle jingle

28. do you believe in miracles?

You will

If you

BELIEEEVE

And that’s the end of the tag I’m gonna tag @r4mimal3k, @bohelpmian, @youworryyouworryshit , @joemazzelloz and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it!! Tag me so I can see it!!! (Also if you’re tagged and don’t wanna do it’s all g)