#I have an EXTREME thirst

[sakura-fraust]

🔥 GOING LIVE!

RAT TIME RAT TIME RAT TIME

I NEED MY HANDS ON THE RAT RIGHT NOW

CATBOYS DNI

(meme made by @aceciolek 💜)

[sophiethewitch1]

You mentioned that all the Wayne's post thirst traps. And that Damian's are like Victorian women showing some racy ankle. What does he consider a thirst trap then.

Have you ever seen a man in a dark turtle neck sweater.

[marypsue]

When Nelson came back from his minute as a dead man, he didn't bring all the secrets of the afterlife with him. But he did come back...different.

Sexy zombie cannibalism fic is live! Hope you all watched and remember this one 1990 Joel Schumacher film, because I did.

[tchaikovskaya]

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[soph-skies]

i think one of the reasons i’m so drawn to xue yang (besides Hot. and Vaguely Evil) is that every time i see him i’m staring at an alternate universe wei wuxian. he and wwx are absolutely each other’s ‘what could have been’ and watching them interact is so fascinating

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

I found my relatives who are estranged because they left the cult (among other, much more complicated things)… and through their friends list I found my creepy uncle who I saw exactly once in person, walking through a foyer at a funeral.

Now, I bear a striking resemblance to my late grandmother so I could theoretically scare the living bejeezus out of him… 👀 but I’m not going to do that or talk to any of them right now in any way; because I don’t want to open that can of wormssssssss

[gi-nathlam-hi]

Words cannot express how much I want someone to sit the cast/production of RoP down and give them five good guesses as to the top ships in the fandom because I know in my soul that aside from Haladriel and Aronwyn they would have no fucking clue and I just want to witness their faces when they find out what they are.

[strawbebyjam]

i need bg3 for the character creator and the character creator alone

[hal-o-ween]

Using the alternate start mod in skyrim is very nice from an rp perspective and a replay variety perspective, but it can also be really funny depending on what quests it ends up starting you near. My first completed quest line this file is Blood on the Ice. Before even hearing anything about dragons or an attack on Helgen, I have solved a months long murder case.

[thatgoblin]

As much as I would love to be their love interest and combat buddy, I know in my heart of hearts Thatcher from Rainbow 6 and Price from COD would def murder me because I am annoying and feral.

Also in my older age I've gone from having the pretty boy type of my younger years to rocker goth in my teens and early 20s to now tug boat captain chic.

I'm not sorry.

[waffliesinyoface]

me @ my followers: ooohh you want to play atelier ryza, you want to play atelier ryza soooo bad

[west-tokyo-incidents]

look, furry stuff

[torawro]

uryu ishida (๑>ᴗ<๑) the cutest boy when you plop yourself on his stomach when he’s laying down and reading & he’s so confused and flustered on what your doing till you start moving fjwnrgxfs im so sick when i see this man he makes me too happy ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა

ZEN ur MIND!!! it’s so GREAT😵‍💫 also unrelated but i love your url 🙈

but YES. uryū when he’s flustered and confused is the cutest thing everrrr like cmere let me kiss you! lazy saturday afternoons are his favorite times to leisurely read his favorite novels and he appreciates the fact that you enjoy that activity as well, or even just sit and relax in your own world until the dullness of it all lulls you to sleep ( he likes how it feels so domestic but he’ll never admit that ). today was different though because your gaze on his chiseled jaw lingered more than usual and you had to consistently fight the urge to touch and feel on his arms, which were sculpted with lean muscle because of how he uses them when in his quincy form.

of course, your ‘urges’ won, because you found yourself crawling onto his lap and settling yourself on his lower stomach—a little bit higher than his crotch area— and effectively broke his concentration. his previously lidded eyes sparked wide open and he could practically feel the heat biting upwards on his neck, threatening to turn his ears and cheeks red. within a moment though, he maintained his cool— at least he tried to. “g…get the hell off me. i’m clearly trying to read.” his tone was a bit snappy, but you knew he didn’t mean anything by it. it was like a weird kind of endearment between you two.

“but i like it here…” your voice trailed off as your finger began to trail against his clothed chest. up, up, up, until you reached his neck. uryū feared that if you paid attention enough, you could feel the harsh pulse in his throat, signifying how fast his heart was racing. before you could cradle his face in your gentle palm, his free hand caught your wrist mid-movement.

“stop that,”

his narrow eyes zoned in on your form, how you were unknowingly ( or not? he wasn’t sure ) pushing your breasts together, further accentuating their fullness, how your brows were slightly furrowed and bottom lip poked out in a small pout, how he suddenly found the clothes you were annoying and grew envious of them, because they could freely touch and cling to you however they wanted, and he began to wonder how much better you’d look with them off—

uryū clenched his eyes shut and let out a kind of tch noise at how fast his thoughts took a nosedive into the gutter. he could already feel a subtle stiffness in his pants and he prayed that you didn’t notice or scoot down from his stomach.

[jodiposting]

anyone complaining about the fact that they made another show about Dahmer would not survive the year 2011 (or actually just the early to mid 2010s in general) when evan peters was consistently playing murderous psychos, while also just so happening to be attractive while doing so

[simpscripts]

I have a stack of about fifteen smut books I have yet to read and I just bought ten more. I have no space left on my bookshelf but I’ll find a way to shove the rest in.

[todayisafridaynight]

Ryo Aoki/Masato Arawaka is kinda like DIO Brando. Change my mind.

anon didn't anyone tell you day drinkin ain't good for you please have some water